🎲game-room

[silent smelt]

@west path nonetheless gg

[west path]

what kind of hard drugs did you take before this btw

[rose forge]

ah fuck

[west path]

i would like some

[rose forge]

drum up some air support to aid in the war

[weak parcel]

french forces manage to break a line near nuremberg

[silent smelt]

if you can't afford bread I doubt you can afford drugs

[cunning niche]

@weak parcel offer the poled freedom in the land that theu have now

[west path]

Still egoboosting

[silent smelt]

And when a slovak is speaking about consumer good prices yk it's serious

[west path]

once more, egoboosting

[silent smelt]

Once again, I believe you have either bad eyesight of dyslexia

[weak parcel]

poland wants

[west path]

actually this is collectivism coupled with egoboosting

the hard drugs are insane cuh

[cunning niche]

😂

[silent smelt]

Because I have no idea how I can "boost" my "sense of pride" in a statement about you

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/pacarana-rat-rat-bath-rat-bathing-rat-no-soap-gif-24449121

[west path]

how long will this ramble be

[silent smelt]

It is just bolstering if anything

[weak parcel]

prussians reach prague

[rose forge]

tf is Jarz rambling about

[west path]

im fairly certain its a straight way down and youre digging right up to the earths core

[west path]

egoboosting

[cunning niche]

@weak parcel anyways ima finish some math homework and if we beat slavonia make @silent smelt free again

[west path]

like ive been saying

[silent smelt]

I already said GG, so whether you want to say GG or not, I don't care, but this ends here.

[silent smelt]

Cheers

[west path]

ok what kind of hard drugs are you on 😭

[weak parcel]

sadly slavonia in the long term has no chance of winning

next time imma make a bigger mapwar

[west path]

@rose forge Carry on my will... Research nuclear weapons and kill slovakia for me...

[rose forge]

@weak parcel
Research rockets for missiles

[rose forge]

oki

[weak parcel]

prague is captured

[frosty drum]

Can I make a revolution in Germany

[silent smelt]

@west path you called your goons?

[weak parcel]

no im gonna sleep soon ur way too late🐖

[wild mason]

Is jarz playing #1293005988223254578

[weak parcel]

munich has been taken

[west path]

what

?

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/toto-wolff-wawing-all-i-want-is-to-meet-mr-toto-toto-wolff-gif-18241372

[west path]

are you having hallucinations

[silent smelt]

k sorry, it was just a question

[west path]

U should get that checked out

[silent smelt]

no I'm not accusing you of anything it was just a question

calm down

[west path]

medical care in slovakia probably wont diagnose it though

my condolences you all spent it on casinos in Monaco

[silent smelt]

it's hilarious to think about it but

Your behavior here in the interpretation of your words matches the exact of

[vital latch]

BOOYAH!

[west path]

scream

[silent smelt]

"Bullies were bullied themselves"

It was a GG

[vital latch]

Ouch!

[silent smelt]

Now we end the discussions here formally

No more talking bout it

[vital latch]

you lip synch we drink ink!!!

[rose forge]

@weak parcel research moar infantry tech

[west path]

I am sorry but what compels you to say this

is it perhaps schizophrenia

what ails you

[weak parcel]

major gap in the lines

[silent smelt]

you accused me of being the "ragebaiter" but now you blatantly ragebait

so please I ask you once again

you really wish to drag this on?

[west path]

is this not what you wanted?

[vital latch]

still waitting on the dogs to arrive

[west path]

yes

i want to see you dig a trench so deep that you cant crawl out of it

[silent smelt]

yeah I'll go looking for minerals

[vital latch]

@west path @silent smelt both your iq's are draining by the second wtf is going on

[west path]

Jarz schizophrenic rampage

[silent smelt]

He lost to me and is malding now

[west path]

he lost his drugs

[silent smelt]

Because according to him I am an inferior human being

[silent smelt]

And cannot now comprehend the fact he was compromised to such being

[rose forge]

either one of u or both of u taking it too seriously

[west path]

yeah you are hallucinating

[vital latch]

he says that to everyone thats his primary character flaw get over it

[silent smelt]

It is unfortunate but very common behaivour

[silent smelt]

Exactly

I am now for I think 4th or 3rd time asking you this qevie

[silent smelt]

You wish to drag it on?

[west path]

im still waiting for the minerals

[rose forge]

I will silence one of ya so game room is the clogged up with this meaningless drivel

[west path]

😇

i need my paycheck

[vital latch]

SEND THE DOGS TO SLAVONIA MUHAHAHA

[weak parcel]

the dogs are charging

[west path]

can i summon romania out of the pits of hell to invade the ottomans

The goal is to steal istanbul and dissolve the empire

[west path]

pick whichever is the greater evil here

[vital latch]

go ahead I have one goal and it is to invade slavonia with a army of dogs

[rose forge]

I'll pick whoever keeps yapping

[weak parcel]

and the war ends

[west path]

WHAT

[rose forge]

lets gooo

[west path]

my kryptonite

[weak parcel]

and now

im gonna sleep

BYE

[rose forge]

beautiful

[silent smelt]

GG

[vital latch]

VICTORY FOR THE DOG ARMY

[silent smelt]

@cunning niche well done, congratulations

[west path]

My primary objective has not failed me

Slovakia is not independent

We live

[vital latch]

@weak parcel now send the dogs in the europe we shall spewad fluffy dogs all the way to paris

[west path]

cita went to sleep

goose

[vital latch]

damn

cooked

[west path]

also can u explain to me what jarz was yapping about

i lost track halfway through the conversation since it devolved into madness

[vital latch]

and I entered the chat when it was winding down and my brain is fried from sleep lackage

[west path]

cooked

i had around 7 hours 30 mins

of eep

im still fried

I am boiling with rage because school was ass today

[vital latch]

for you thats alot

[west path]

true that

[vital latch]

school is like always ass idk what you're on about

[west path]

prolly because of the nap i took mid-day

[west path]

🤥

You lie to yourself

[vital latch]

the only period I enjoy is public speaking because I goof off with another splatoon player

[west path]

MFW 2 P.E classes

• computer science and polish

also biology

(and physics)(

must i mention more

[vital latch]

whats mfw again

[west path]

You are

genuinely fried

Cosmic is u ok

get eep tonight splatoon can wait

[vital latch]

maybe

[wild mason]

do you kiss

[vital latch]

physics is my least favourite class

[west path]

i have electrostatic energy rn shits goated

its all theory

[west path]

wym maybe

[vital latch]

no but we do plan on a presentation about grand festival so close enough

[west path]

also dont send yourself into a deep pit of creative despair forcing yourself to write 2k words per day

You will die

[vital latch]

I need to beat persona 5 within 2 weeks

I pinky promised a guy

[west path]

lil bro THATS NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE

GIVE UP

[vital latch]

doable

[west path]

you are going to send yourself off a fucking cliff trying to beat the game

[west path]

Do you want that

all for a pinky promise

[vital latch]

6*14 = 84

[west path]

rather than actually experience the game

[vital latch]

if I play at slightly above pace

[west path]

6 waking hours PER DAY

your psyche is gonna be ruined btw

your brain, fried

you will not even experience the game

[vital latch]

we'll see

tbh alot of it is just a excuse because this game has me hooked beyond compare im not gonna cap

it's comparable to the first time I played sonic adventure 2

[rose forge]

https://www.speedrun.com/p5

[west path]

you are going to fucking die

[rose forge]

15 hours is the record 🗿

[west path]

this is cosmics first playthrough

[rose forge]

gotta watch some speedruns for reference then

[west path]

play the game at your own pace and enjoy it instead

😱

[vital latch]

this is my pace

[west path]

explains why u write 2000 words per day

[vital latch]

now that... that's just two hours of writing a day

imo that's totally reasonable

also it was a slight over exageration the last few days it was 1400 lowest and 1800 highest

so like 1650 average

[west path]

guhh

i wrote like 70 words today barely anything

[west path]

(mostly dialogue)

[vital latch]

if only wpm translated to thinking speed then I'd be finished within the month

[silent smelt]

As you probably know by now

6x14=(6x4)+(6x10)

[balmy epoch]

rate sword

[silent smelt]

Is this on worldbox smp

[balmy epoch]

yes

4th sword i’ve made to make cuz i keep dying

[silent smelt]

name it after the great prime minister if slovakia

[west path]

22 days whilst write 1.65k words per day

[silent smelt]

Igor Matovič

[vital latch]

you probably know better then me but I suggest really getting into the zone, close everything except the writing window and maybe put some music on (have a google window open aswell if you're too fried to easily think of the right word) and you're cooking

[west path]

isnt that enough

[balmy epoch]

why did you shoot him

[silent smelt]

Because he deserves to die

Simple as that

[west path]

I write with many distractions

[balmy epoch]

the goat is me in that edit you made

[west path]

what did he do to you 😢

[vital latch]

36,000 isn't quite enough, it is pretty close though

[balmy epoch]

screaming at nekcrop

[silent smelt]

qevie in mw if he got that extra 20m of sleep:

[west path]

how many pages are you aiming fo

r

[silent smelt]

he stole 30b euros from the slovak treasury and

[west path]

I would die

[silent smelt]

assisnated a journalist

[west path]

im actually allergic to a healthy sleep schedule

[west path]

yeah that adds up

[west path]

Slovakian free press

[vital latch]

im not aiming for anything but probably gonna need 120 to fully flesh out the story im trying to tell

[silent smelt]

Robert Kalinak?

[west path]

insane

I need some help with storyboards btw dee-ems

[silent smelt]

@balmy epoch is this you?

[balmy epoch]

YES

goat

[silent smelt]

nekcrop killer

https://images.app.goo.gl/rSiutujZ7FWivECS9

[silent smelt]

@waxen remnant is this ai or real?

[sullen pawn]

Who’s ready for my session

@frosty drum @alpine raft @fallen cipher @lucid oriole @wild mason @balmy epoch

[balmy epoch]

2 hours

[sullen pawn]

@frank latch

[sullen pawn]

yes

[sullen pawn]

I know

[wild mason]

Wdym

[balmy epoch]

dairy queen is mid

[hollow garden]

@spring bison I'm starting to get the feeling that Ricter is sketch gang

[wild mason]

I decided to get Arby's because it cost less

[hollow garden]

Like his vision is the best for sordland

But I'm starting to suspect that he is an agent of Arcasia

[wild mason]

I am ready but why are you pinging rn

Like

Its not 5pm 👽

[prime compass]

torture hmmm how can we confirm this?

[sullen pawn]

I’m very hall y

[marsh lance]

Uhhh

If your capitalist aligned i dont think that causes much of an issue

[hollow garden]

Pat do you think it's true

[marsh lance]

Could be

[hollow garden]

I'm an old guardist this playthrough

So he is my primary opp

[spring bison]

they choose when to be sane or not

[marsh lance]

Oh, kill him then lol 😭

[hollow garden]

Alongside the oligarchs

[hollow garden]

soon...

[marsh lance]

Be VERY careful with them

[wild mason]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/N8JQ55RAJ9.jpg

[spring bison]

🤯

[marsh lance]

Unlike assembly members who can only just verbally oppose you and your bills, the oligarchs hold tangible power

[spring bison]

I told you

[hollow garden]

Those fuckers can try to assassinate me all they want but I'm still nationalizing their companies 🥱

[spring bison]

they dont really have all that power

[hollow garden]

The plan the lothgrouo has is definitely assassination

[spring bison]

if you have a funded police and law you can deal with them easily

[marsh lance]

Thats easy in a sollist playthrough

[spring bison]

no

[marsh lance]

Basically just restart the dictatorship

[spring bison]

the ACP can easilly get them arrested

you dont need the secret police

[marsh lance]

But if you do sollist playthrough wouldnt the ACP be against you.. because you’d be a corrupt dictator

[hollow garden]

I'm definitely getting the secret police

I think I need it to kill Ricter

[marsh lance]

Also chat

Uh

#1289586694118576128

We are almost ready

[spring bison]

you dont have to be corrupt

lol

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance are you hosting it

[marsh lance]

But isnt that the premise of a dictatorship.. like your oppressing the people

[hollow garden]

or later?

[marsh lance]

Not yet

I have to put the npc nations on

Decide the ruleset

And determine my hosting strategy

[spring bison]

that isint being corrupt

[hollow garden]

(This is being tyrannical)

Tyranny and corruption often go hand in hand though

[hollow garden]

I seea

[hollow garden]

Wdym?

[marsh lance]

I need to figure out how to host this

My plan was to make individual seasons, and a set amount of actions that players could make per-season, which would then advance to the next season

But that seems unreliable

I will figure it out

[prime compass]

Alr

[hollow garden]

Huh an interesting idea

but seems like it's too limiting

[prime compass]

I agree

Having a limited amount of actions will only cause more chaos

And confusion ig

[west path]

what

being corrupt doesnt equal being a dictator

nor does your peoples personal freedoms

😭

Absolute monarchies are dictatorships and yet not every one oppressed the people

[prime compass]

🤑

God money is so peak

[west path]

gotta get that oil rent

[spring bison]

opress only bluds

🤯

[prime compass]

Gotta leave my country in poverty while I fly in my private jet

[west path]

Real

[hollow garden]

I got a DIVORCE 😭

so cooked

[spring bison]

how

[prime compass]

What

How

[hollow garden]

I didn't let Monica pursue women's rights

[spring bison]

I kept monica even after shutting down all of her poliical agenda

[hollow garden]

And she didn't like that

[prime compass]

Divorce will lead klez to make more radical choices frfr

[hollow garden]

I literally got the women's rights bill approved tho

And she STILL divorced me

bruh

[frosty drum]

3 hours

[prime compass]

She for the streets

[hollow garden]

I miss my wife belemin..

Hello Monica it's me Rayen

Please give our marriage 40 billion years

[prime compass]

😔

[hollow garden]

to keep our family together

[prime compass]

It is what it is

What's gone is gone

No point trying to bring it back

All we can do is move on, or try

[spring bison]

why did you sign this while going old guard

[prime compass]

Klez likes to experiment

[glacial inlet]

machine gunner got mowed down by germans in the trench

[prime compass]

RIP

[alpine raft]

Me

Wait

[alpine raft]

I only got this rn

So

At 10 pm for me

Cool i can do that

[fallow lark]

She mad cuz you gave her more responsibilities

Prob a pickme

[hollow garden]

why not?

[spring bison]

you are saying nonsense with the context btw

[spring bison]

this dosent proove anything?

[marsh lance]

Real

[hollow garden]

Preach wolf 😔✊

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/read-gif-25879491

READ!

[spring bison]

Monica an an L

[hollow garden]

Wiktor is an interesting critter

[spring bison]

I did and it dosent proove anything

[hollow garden]

I know he is a fascist dictator

BUT he is funny

[marsh lance]

Wehzek nationalism with socialist elements

[hollow garden]

real

[marsh lance]

🤯

Thats

Thats national socialism

[spring bison]

👽

[spring bison]

bro is just saying terms without knowing the meaning

[bleak oracle]

That’s not socialism. That’s facism trying to pretend to be socialist.

[marsh lance]

Ok maybe i should just be euthanized for my stupidity

[spring bison]

do you know what national socialism means

[marsh lance]

I just wanna say chat i would NOT survive 1960’s america

[hollow garden]

Pat no

LeBron is just like this

In everything

[spring bison]

smolak is not national socialist

[spring bison]

bro

im not even being rude

[hollow garden]

why 👽

[marsh lance]

Alas he is always correct

[hollow garden]

I don't get the reference

[marsh lance]

They would put me in the asylum

[hollow garden]

Real

[hollow garden]

I didn't say that

[marsh lance]

What is Zoke23 saying??

[glacial inlet]

The gunner was an unfortunate sacrifice, there were 3 ss with assault rifles in the trench

[spring bison]

so.... what is your point??

[hollow garden]

That you are negative

[spring bison]

except im not

[hollow garden]

😔

[marsh lance]

I’ve said this about him before but he wasnt being very negative earlier

[hollow garden]

I don't get it

but this seems sad

[hollow garden]

fair

@spring bison forgive me

for my transagressions

I think I didn't write that correctly

but yes

[marsh lance]

Only punctual

Hes like..

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/S9S-F4X0Rkg?si=MxClVCu2IjC2BXHF

[marsh lance]

Hes like lucian

@spring bison are you a lucian galade alt

[hollow garden]

Legit

[spring bison]

lie

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance pat you are Serge

[marsh lance]

TRUTH

TRUTHING

[spring bison]

tell me one time I snitched

[marsh lance]

“My entire family voted for you sir” 🤫

[spring bison]

are you being negative towards serge

[marsh lance]

Uh

I meant like personality wise

But true

[spring bison]

this is peak btw

[marsh lance]

You are lucian if he wasnt even

[spring bison]

im not lucian

im Soll

[marsh lance]

Are you Gucian Lalade? lucians benevolent twin brother?

[marsh lance]

Suzerain rp behind the hungarian family mart, nobody pick monica because IM already monica

[spring bison]

im forbidding you from choosing a female character

https://youtu.be/ETuWnXNtc5U?si=Q3_5ckyOpWDOmGpv this is peak also

[marsh lance]

@hollow garden Antin Antin! Its sme Monika! I need 5 billeon sordik ren to purseyou wamons rights in swordland!

[spring bison]

this deserves an alien react btw

[marsh lance]

Go ahead leron… do it then

[spring bison]

https://codex.torporgames.com/arcasian-dream

[prime compass]

Done

[spring bison]

guys

I think they are making a dlc for wehlen

[marsh lance]

OHHH MY GOD!!!

I cant WAIT to genocide the bluds

[prime compass]

😭

[marsh lance]

BELEMINNNN

[prime compass]

Pat

[marsh lance]

World map of 1836 valgsland is crazy

[prime compass]

Pat

Bat

Hat

That

[marsh lance]

Blemish!!

Hiii

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

Say my name

[marsh lance]

Ble

B

Bb

Buh buh buh

Blumi!

Blemia

Belia

[marsh lance]

Belmani

Belemit

Behelit 🤯

https://tenor.com/view/ahhhh-gif-19865348

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/yuji-beatup-jujutsu-kaisen-shibuya-choso-bathroom-gif-14879990958468019525

AAAAA

NO NO NO

AAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh its over

[marsh lance]

I got it

Its.. belemin right

[prime compass]

Yes

[marsh lance]

YAAAY HI BLEMISHIN

[spring bison]

least schizo game room interaction

[prime compass]

Never Cook Again

[marsh lance]

Join us

[spring bison]

1v1 on fort now

[prime compass]

Its 11pm

[spring bison]

@marsh lance when are you buying rizz

[marsh lance]

Uhh

[sullen pawn]

when can i host

[marsh lance]

I’d have to buy suzerain twice

[marsh lance]

Rn if you wana

[spring bison]

they already made the rizia port

alien

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole @frosty drum @wild mason wont host w/o u three

[marsh lance]

Hhu

[sullen pawn]

wait not skillerz

[marsh lance]

Like, on ios?

[sullen pawn]

who is the america palyer

[spring bison]

skillerz

[sullen pawn]

@balmy epoch

[spring bison]

you use ios???

dont talk to me

[wild mason]

Hi

[marsh lance]

LERON I M SORY 😭

[spring bison]

why is acnaq lurking

[midnight ocean]

I just got here

[marsh lance]

android & samsung mfs will say “don’t judge people by their phones” until an iphone person walks in

Actually

[wild mason]

Honey Bee

[marsh lance]

Mfs with phones will judge anyone with another phone

Just in general

[spring bison]

bullying iOS users is completely fair

[marsh lance]

but if i bully you for having a different phone?

[spring bison]

war crime

[marsh lance]

Wrong, im completely right for it, i rule the world, i am the ultimate ruler

My grace is untested

[spring bison]

you are describing me

[marsh lance]

My democracy is divine

[spring bison]

not you

lil bro

[marsh lance]

Look in the mirror friend

[spring bison]

YOU look in the mirror

[marsh lance]

We are two sides of the same coin, divided and united through perfection

[spring bison]

no

you are but a mere vassal to my empire

[marsh lance]

In which i rule my nation better than yours

Your suzerainty only goes so far

[spring bison]

lie btw

[marsh lance]

I am the superior ruler

[spring bison]

the best position you're getting is King of England

lil bro

[wild mason]

@sullen pawn 😢

There is no shot you get the Russia, Brazil, China, and US players the start of each session

[prime compass]

Very real

Anyway imma go

[marsh lance]

@spring bison wait where do i find the rizia port

[spring bison]

you need to buy it

[midnight ocean]

I would eat this

where did you get this

[pine copper]

I bet you would

[wild mason]

Arby's. It's two buffalo chicken sandwiches, curly fries, chicken Bacon Swiss, and two orders of jalapeno poppers

[midnight ocean]

I would and then I would be full you would eat 100 of those

[midnight ocean]

ew wtf nevermind

[wild mason]

You can't handle the fact that chicken is better than their beef

[pine copper]

That’s ercan, I can only eat 50

[alpine raft]

@sullen pawn host when?

[midnight ocean]

I love chicken chick fil a is my favorite national chain

[alpine raft]

I JUST KILLED SOME FUCKING PEASENTS

RULE IMPERIUM

[wild mason]

There is no chick fil near me and KFC costs 5x as much as it should

[pine copper]

And now we can see the violent inherent in the system

[midnight ocean]

L

[alpine raft]

YES IM FUCKING VIOLENT

I JUST KILLED SOME PEASENTS

RULE IMPERIUM

[marsh lance]

Mm nuh uh

Im trying to manage my personal transactions

I wanna get rimworld ideology soon 🤫

[spring bison]

ok bro

you are an opp

[marsh lance]

But its true that mobile suzerain sucks

[marsh lance]

Liar

[pine copper]

Down with the king

[spring bison]

why not all of them

[alpine raft]

im the fucking emperor

[alpine raft]

I WILL KILL THEM ALL

now

@sullen pawn host

[pine copper]

https://tenor.com/view/king-silence-peasant-prince-gif-4815242262647745421

[alpine raft]

anyways

i just wanna date that new shorty in my class

she hot she funny

unfortunately out of my league

but game is game

[marsh lance]

If you find yourself outside of the league of another, make your own league

Have confidence nekcrop

[alpine raft]

shit thats what ronaldo did with ufl

and ronaldo is the only man im gay for

[marsh lance]

You have to be your own ronaldo nekcrop

And remember

[marsh lance]

It is only up to her if she want to choose you, so be yourself and be confident in your persona

[spring bison]

👽

[marsh lance]

The extra effort can go miles brother!

[pine copper]

What’re you alien reacting for?

What’s in your head?

[spring bison]

least AI decafa moment

[alpine raft]

im legit making a kingsguard in bannerlord

like a few companions and family members

quitted out

kingsguard

for the throne

[pine copper]

Okay but why’d you alien react

@spring bison

[alpine raft]

this is so dead

[quick idol]

there is nothing but hate in lebron's head

[hollow garden]

no

Serge is peak

[hollow garden]

real

Acutally very real

[alpine raft]

game room is so cooked

[sullen pawn]

yo

is it hosta

@wraith quarry @spring bison @balmy epoch @frank latch @frosty drum @fallen cipher @lucid oriole

[lucid oriole]

i am here

[sullen pawn]

@wild mason @marsh ravine @novel jay @rose forge @alpine raft

Session!

[wild mason]

Hi

[novel jay]

Actually, Nevermind, Serbia

[sullen pawn]

what?

i have u as serbia

[novel jay]

I almost switched

[sullen pawn]

@marsh lance r u colombia

[alpine raft]

germany

is there nato?

[rose cape]

yo quiero

[sullen pawn]

yes but very toned down

[alpine raft]

and how much do people like poland and france

[alpine raft]

how toned down

[sullen pawn]

its litro just 2018

[sullen pawn]

NPC nations will not join conflicts, only send aid

[marsh ravine]

Oh another session

[alpine raft]

would they help the polish and french incase of war

[alpine raft]

check dms

[sullen pawn]

depends
a war within nato would leave the alliance split

[wild mason]

What's I miss

[pine copper]

This is true, I should of known

[alpine raft]

aight beautiful

[sullen pawn]

MAP

[alpine raft]

@sullen pawn ask poland if they would sell gdansk

[wild mason]

What are my biggest problems right now

[pine copper]

I call dibs on Switzerland

[alpine raft]

im being nice

i buy

[sullen pawn]

they say no

[alpine raft]

racism

what about alsace lorraine and france?

[sullen pawn]

(u do relize in 2018 polish army was stronger than germans right)

[alpine raft]

yes

thats why im asking

[sullen pawn]

historically french regions since the 1300s

[quick idol]

Can i be lesotho

[sullen pawn]

Yes!

[alpine raft]

so no....

aight

[quick idol]

Send an ultimatum to south africa

[sullen pawn]

not many

[quick idol]

They must surrender all their coast

[quick idol]

(Only the coast)

[alpine raft]

@sullen pawn start building defences on all borders not polish and french, then raise the military budget a good bit

[sullen pawn]

ok

[quick idol]

@sullen pawn what is their response this

[sullen pawn]

@alpine raft
poland is asking why you must raise military budget

[sullen pawn]

they bomb you

u just got game ended

[wild mason]

I'm not going to Question this.
I want to move away from North Korea. Don't directly say it but back their public statements less and less.

[quick idol]

This was an epic war

[sullen pawn]

i mean theres all ur debated lands

and things

[alpine raft]

i respond with, "why must i depend on others to defend me when i can do it myself, your questioning my military is simply a demonstration of your need to be superior to me."

[sullen pawn]

but like china is booming militarily and economically

[sullen pawn]

they accept it

[quick idol]

@sullen pawn i join as north korea and declare war

[alpine raft]

like they say cool?

[sullen pawn]

aight

[sullen pawn]

no rejoins

[sullen pawn]

they are unhappy with it but its whatever

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/viva-colombia-flag-colombia-gif-11384439

[alpine raft]

are you china

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/colombia-flag-gif-south-america-gif-27458085

[alpine raft]

wazza beijing

[quick idol]

Lesotho was north korea in DISGUISE

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole session

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn when can we withdraw from Crimea

[spring bison]

shut up

[sullen pawn]

i mean u can rn if you want

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/colombia-bandera-gif-18307836

[sullen pawn]

you can start it at least

[wild mason]

@sullen pawn I think you might need to be less chill if you want this to be taken seriously 😢

[sullen pawn]

i havnt hosted in awhile!

[alpine raft]

@lucid oriole wanna be fwiends

[marsh lance]

Im sorry leabron, brazil is obviously superior

[alpine raft]

im germany

[wild mason]

Make Ercan actually choose a country ...

[spring bison]

@sullen pawn is it possible to make the king head of government again

[sullen pawn]

r u gonna play as uk

'lmfao

[sullen pawn]

no 😭

the people wouldnt like this

[spring bison]

bro

I cant do shit then

[sullen pawn]

you... can?

[marsh lance]

@sullen pawn what is public opinion in colombia about monarchism

[sullen pawn]

its not like ur government actually does shit in the mw

[spring bison]

in a not fun way

[alpine raft]

@sullen pawn how much would people hate me for briging the kaiser back

[sullen pawn]

dms

[spring bison]

this is why political parties exist

if the king's party becomes popular

I can do it

[sullen pawn]

i mean you could start the process

[marsh lance]

Wait why is everyone going monarchist (it is a superior ideology)

[sullen pawn]

when are you gonna do smth btw

[spring bison]

alright Empower the King's Party and also invest in military industry and build more tank divisions

[marsh lance]

I asked you vroa

[sullen pawn]

Ok

[sullen pawn]

alot?

[marsh lance]

What is current public opinion on the idea of a king or queen

[sullen pawn]

disliked

[novel jay]

@sullen pawn Create a meeting with important Kosovar leaders, organizing a way for Kosovo to become a fully autonomous province, with the ability to create laws and collect their own taxes, with significantly reduced taxes on Kosovo, along with the creation of separate legislative assemblies and seats in Congress, being able to readjourn on the issue in 5 years time. Majority Serbian areas, particularly in the north, will have their own seat in parliament, and direct government taxes like the rest of Serbia. If this is agreed, intraborder checkpoints will be temporarily set up to prevent terrorist attacks from both sides.

[sullen pawn]

the people is kosovo want independance

[wild mason]

I love you

[alpine raft]

@sullen pawn how long would my military take to be on par with poland and france

[sullen pawn]

a good amount of time.

your econmy speeds this up

[lucid oriole]

Can we negotiate a deal with Ukraine where the rest of Crimea is returned but we maintain the right to station our navy in Sevastopol Harbor

[sullen pawn]

you need the support of the people aswell

[sullen pawn]

this is possible

[balmy epoch]

oh fuck you

[lucid oriole]

Should’ve stayed as Iran buddy

[balmy epoch]

I was hoping Germany stays ai

[sullen pawn]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!

[balmy epoch]

I had a good French ally

[novel jay]

This is a way to keep almost all their independence without shaking up the balance of power in the region, having the Kosovar areas as a way to create a link to Albania without the downsides of hostility.

[alpine raft]

im just gonna chill

maybe invade polands

get german empire borders

yk

the useeee

[balmy epoch]

nato exists btw

[lucid oriole]

They would literally never accept this. They have no reason to

[alpine raft]

but they dont actually war me

they send shit

[wild mason]

Why aren't these leaders being ousted for suddenly trying to start wars with neighbors and allies and restore monarchies for no reason

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn the west is infighting.

[wild mason]

This is just 👽

[alpine raft]

calm down bucko

[spring bison]

2024 game roomers when mapwars dont have to be 100% realistic

[sullen pawn]

A recent terrorist attack kills 4 and leads 30+ injured in Dublin
on February 6th, at 2 PM, a man of unidentified race and name committed suicide by activating a bomb vest

[balmy epoch]

if you attack any country in nato the rest of nato, including America, will be at war with you

[alpine raft]

racism

[spring bison]

2024 game roomers when simple mapwars exist

[alpine raft]

why cant i expand

[wild mason]

Its 2018

[lucid oriole]

le Bron when he learns that the point of this is to be at least semi-realistic

[alpine raft]

il ignore france

i just want ze imperial borders

shit il buy them

[balmy epoch]

Poland is an American ally

[spring bison]

how does this counter even 1% of my point exactly?

[alpine raft]

poland is a shithole

[sullen pawn]

@spring bison will u say anything about a terrorist attack so close to you

[alpine raft]

i can be a better ally

[spring bison]

use it as a justification for war

[sullen pawn]

dawg it has nothing to do with you

[spring bison]

wait im stupid

[lucid oriole]

Because you’re a fucking dumbass and don’t realize that if a german PM in the real world started talking about restoring the monarchy, he’d lose all clout and be treated like a joke 🤯

[balmy epoch]

@lucid oriole wanna be allies nato has decided to be stupid

[sullen pawn]

lolololol

[lucid oriole]

I was going to say that I would join to defend Poland if anyone attacked them

[sullen pawn]

nato is nerfed

[alpine raft]

i was kidding

kidding

[balmy epoch]

the west has fallen

[alpine raft]

ahhhh

[sullen pawn]

because modern mws are STINKY with nato

[alpine raft]

real

[spring bison]

nato sucks

[alpine raft]

nato sucks ngl

[lucid oriole]

we have transnistria right

[balmy epoch]

@sullen pawn under the leadership of Donald J Trump, the USA pulls out of NATO

[alpine raft]

anyways

[alpine raft]

YOOOOO

WANNA ALLY

[sullen pawn]

transnistria is not on map

[balmy epoch]

we remain allies with France

[alpine raft]

aight bet

[spring bison]

peak honey bee moment

[alpine raft]

il let france alone

[lucid oriole]

yes but it does exist correct

[sullen pawn]

canada also pulls out of nato to back you up

[sullen pawn]

i mean yea i guess 😭

[alpine raft]

i pull out too

[sullen pawn]

if you try to metagame using transnistria im gonna seethe

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn Yeah errm.. We’re going to. Guarantee the independence of Poland

[sullen pawn]

ok

[alpine raft]

who the fuck are you

[lucid oriole]

It’s a very important strategic region controlled by Russia

[sullen pawn]

the polish do not want you to do this

[lucid oriole]

Russia

[novel jay]

I forgot why I was going to play this

[lucid oriole]

They.. ..don’t have a choice..?

[alpine raft]

GANG YOU DO NOT CONTROL POLAND

[lucid oriole]

I’m going to defend them if someone attacks

[sullen pawn]

if they are attacked they will not allow russian troops on polish soil

[alpine raft]

poland not letting you hit lil bro

[balmy epoch]

invite Canada to a new alliance called fucking ABCD or something

[sullen pawn]

👽

[alpine raft]

can i

in

[sullen pawn]

Trade Alliance of North America
TANA

[novel jay]

I had the 19th best idea I’ve ever had last night, and I forgot what the fuck I was going to do

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn Increase militarization in Kaliningrad and expand our baltic sea ports, start the construction of a new baltic raiding fleet to disrupt supply lines

[balmy epoch]

I won’t invade Canada btw American players who invade Canada are stupid

[alpine raft]

gang

[alpine raft]

fax

[balmy epoch]

no im doing this cuz of you

[novel jay]

Anyways I found a mushroom

[wild mason]

@sullen pawn In Order to prevent Tofu investors from creating empty cities inland, I would like to create new regulations.
Firstly investors in a property of this kind are responsible for maintenance and cleanup.
Secondly all transactions between these private investors must be monitored by the CCP in order to prevent embezzlement or the falsification of documented materials.
Finally we would like to restrict the construction of these new developments only in regions where the population is set to grow in the future.

[alpine raft]

was this a ussr trying to join nato moment?

[balmy epoch]

I don’t trust nato with Germany and Britain in it

[spring bison]

my god

[alpine raft]

il be nice

i swear

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn also put a missile station in Kaliningrad 🤔 i will literally annihilate the German army if they touch Poland

[marsh lance]

a new political party forms under a man named Arlen Orlé. He promises to give Colombia a “strong leader” and expresses strong support for a constitutional, elective monarchy, to align with current democratic values, he makes promises to overcome corruption in the Colombian Parliament @sullen pawn

[alpine raft]

SHE NOT LETTING YOU HIT

[spring bison]

im your ally

not enemy

[balmy epoch]

@sullen pawn the USA lifts all sanctions on Russia

[alpine raft]

@spring bison wanna ally

[lucid oriole]

@novel jay hey can i get some military bases

@sullen pawn also pull out of Donbas and Luhansk if we’re in there

[alpine raft]

i think oil john just naturally made to hate me

[wild mason]

The fascists flock together

[sullen pawn]

@spring bison Ireland, after doing some digging, accuses you of orchestrating the terrorist attacks in dublin
While the police escorted british citizens, and the diplomat to an airport to be sent to london, a group of protesters pushes past police blockades, leading to the diplomat and 87 british citizens to be murdered,
The irish government will not be charging anyone involved

[lucid oriole]

- The CCP

[sullen pawn]

k

[spring bison]

send an ultimatum

[sullen pawn]

This is unpopular with older age demographics

[sullen pawn]

what are the terms

[lucid oriole]

Oh my god this dumbass is restarting the troubles

[rose cape]

how to draw trend lines from error bars in excel

[wild mason]

Hey I'm trying to fix my dying internal structure before getting too involved in your disputes

[balmy epoch]

what? we’re doing it cuz they pulled out of Ukraine lmao

[alpine raft]

@spring bison wanna ally?

[spring bison]

reparations and repatriation of the protesters to britain to be charged

or war

[balmy epoch]

that’s why they were there in the first place

[sullen pawn]

you are condemmed by
sweden, norway, italy, ukraine, poland, and the czech republic

[rose cape]

@sullen pawn make me canada

[alpine raft]

ask poland if they want a defense pact

[lucid oriole]

We’re doing it to prevent a German attack because SOMEONE in the government says they want to restore the glory of Germania

[sullen pawn]

they will pay 100,000 british pounds to the familys of those who died

[novel jay]

@sullen pawn Actually, I’m just going to be Saudi Arabia, I got some mildly nefarious ideas

[alpine raft]

that was lies bro

[sullen pawn]

ok

[sullen pawn]

nope

[lucid oriole]

please!! be Serbia

[rose cape]

why

[balmy epoch]

do not touch israel

[sullen pawn]

cuz

[wild mason]

Let him be Mexico

[rose cape]

???

[spring bison]

and the repatriations?

[sullen pawn]

they deny those

[alpine raft]

my bad

[rose cape]

👽

alien nekcrop

[alpine raft]

accidentally bypassed automod

[spring bison]

either do that or no deal!

[alpine raft]

shit happens

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-israel-jumpscare-jumpscare-jew-jewish-gif-25305611

[rose cape]

@lucid oriole

[pine copper]

This is a classic honey bee line

[sullen pawn]

then they choose no deal
The irish PM was quoted saing
"we owe nothing to the british government, and everything to the familys of the victims of the catastrophic incident"

[lucid oriole]

idk

[rose cape]

guys can we plesae keep this map war pg 13

[spring bison]

war it is

[alpine raft]

@sullen pawn i presume poland told me to fuck off with that defense pact?

[sullen pawn]

ok let me do an alliance map rq

[balmy epoch]

@sullen pawn sell f-35s to Israel

[sullen pawn]

nah they accept

[sullen pawn]

ok

[alpine raft]

YOOOOO

[rose cape]

why

[alpine raft]

wild

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn lower tariffs on American and EU goods, ramp up exports to Iran, Central Asia, Caucasia, Turkey, and India

[balmy epoch]

and Saudi Arabia too

[alpine raft]

@spring bison yoo wanna join polish german alliance

[sullen pawn]

acknowledged

[wild mason]

Who the hell would actually fight this war

[sullen pawn]

alright

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn idk if you’re aware but india has a long history of loving Russia so can we.. Support pro-Russia politicians and invest into them

[balmy epoch]

I’ll sell f-35s to everyone

[rose cape]

@sullen pawn make me ireland

[sullen pawn]

i am aware

[sullen pawn]

nope!

[alpine raft]

bro

[rose cape]

why

[spring bison]

ww2 started over danzig yet millions fought in it

[alpine raft]

poland a real bro

[rose cape]

am i just banned from garlic map wars???

[alpine raft]

@spring bison join ze alliance?

poland and germany are in it

[sullen pawn]

ur choosing dumb nations btw

[rose cape]

im choosing interesting nations 🤫

fine

you know what

[wild mason]

He wants people to play as strong nations. Be Mexico

[rose cape]

youve forced my hand

@sullen pawn make me iran

[frank latch]

I like how I chose Bosnia though

[wraith quarry]

oh yes

[alpine raft]

@spring bison you really ignoring the alliance?

[balmy epoch]

first Canada now Mexico, are you trying to surround me?

[alpine raft]

i feel betrayed

[hollow garden]

Joe Biden colourized

[spring bison]

im doing something else

also yes

[alpine raft]

aight bet

YOOOOOO

[wraith quarry]

@sullen pawn first start campaigning to sway other NATO states to accept Ukraine into NATO

[spring bison]

no

[alpine raft]

what

[spring bison]

I meant no as in im ignoring the alliance

I meant yes

[balmy epoch]

nato is gone

[lucid oriole]

NATO basically dissolved btw

[wraith quarry]

bruh

[alpine raft]

gang what

[lucid oriole]

Dw I’m not going to touch Ukraine

[wraith quarry]

@sullen pawn reform NATO

[lucid oriole]

I ❤️ my slavic brothers

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry request to join NTO

[alpine raft]

aight no alliance then

[frank latch]

NATO

[rose cape]

when are you returning crimea

[alpine raft]

@sullen pawn ask the french if they wanna join the alliance?

[lucid oriole]

I already did

[wraith quarry]

you need to fix your GDP situation

[novel jay]

@sullen pawn scratch the larger Neom projects, stick to smaller projects on the Red Sea that can allow for travel to Israel. Instead, invest more into the city of Jeddah, trying to make it more modern and appealing to western audiences, posing itself as a Dubai-type city.

[rose cape]

😱

[wraith quarry]

and get military spending on track

[frank latch]

I need help doing that

[sullen pawn]

@wraith quarry

[balmy epoch]

@wraith quarry me and Canada have a new alliance

[lucid oriole]

do you want russian investment 😍

[wraith quarry]

what alliance is this

[alpine raft]

germany and poland

[balmy epoch]

he made nato collapse by threatening nato nations

[sullen pawn]

poland and german

[balmy epoch]

do not jojn

[alpine raft]

stop the cap

gang

[frank latch]

Poland and France sign non-aggression pact

[alpine raft]

he lying

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn build nuclear power plants that are up to standard, transition away from fossil fuels (that we can export) and use nuclear energy at home

[wraith quarry]

I join

[alpine raft]

me and poland are homies

[rose cape]

@sullen pawn what year is it

[sullen pawn]

Poland pulls out of NATO

[frank latch]

Rip Germany

[sullen pawn]

2018

[alpine raft]

YOOOOO

YOOOO

[rose cape]

ahh

[balmy epoch]

you’re enemies with America and Britain now

[wraith quarry]

let's just reform nato

[rose cape]

ok so i cant nuke israel yet

[alpine raft]

gang we all friends ngl

[wraith quarry]

i pull out

[lucid oriole]

Nekcrop is going to be a dumbass and get U killed btw, it formed because he wanted to invade Poland and I militarized the shit out of Kaliningrad to stop him

[wraith quarry]

im allying with the U.S if it kills me

[balmy epoch]

Germany is ran by a fascist dictator

[alpine raft]

bro he capping

[frank latch]

@alpine raft can I join the alliance?

I'm Bosnia

[wraith quarry]

oh yeah

actually

[wild mason]

@sullen pawn The CCP needs to be ✨ Marketable ✨ , as such we will make short films in a variety of PHYSICAL mediums to be sent to countries in Africa. They should not be condescending but try to approach the viewer like they are a kid. Use simple words that translate more easily and explain the benefits of a close relationship with China over Europe or America. This should be cheap to do and at worst do nothing.

[alpine raft]

i aint fucking with the baltics usually but sure buddy

[spring bison]

oh my god

[novel jay]

Sure, why not

[frank latch]

this message is confusing
yes or no

[alpine raft]

yes you can

[frank latch]

yey

[alpine raft]

now

[wraith quarry]

@sullen pawn Since France already has one of the better european militaries, start building it up more and constructing border defenses along our borders (mainly with Germany, belgium, luxembourg, and Switzerland

[alpine raft]

i have on question

[rose cape]

@sullen pawn withdraw from the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action 🙏

[frank latch]

sus

[alpine raft]

@sullen pawn copy him and do the same

he scaring me

[balmy epoch]

@sullen pawn 20 trillion to Saudi Arabia

[spring bison]

@sullen pawn Invest in late tech military dockyards and on bigger ports, also begin building nuclear submarines and a bigger surface ship fleet

[wraith quarry]

allocate more funding towards the military as well, with a 0.05%+ incrase in spending from my GDP

[rose cape]

why is honey bee sending the us debt to the moon

[frank latch]

100% met with protests

[alpine raft]

calm down there obama

[frank latch]

there's no way it isn'

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/munsonated-gif-26549765

[alpine raft]

is it just cause hes your twin

[wraith quarry]

the french protest anything that happens in the govt

[frank latch]

just because it's France

[balmy epoch]

@wraith quarry @spring bison let’s form new nato but call it the Allies

[wraith quarry]

sure

[alpine raft]

they raised the retirement age by 2 years

they rioted

[spring bison]

sure

[alpine raft]

nah man

i aint do nun

dont do this to me

[novel jay]

How the hell can you even donate that much in the first place

[lucid oriole]

@frank latch btw bosnia is one of the worst countries to pick, they are so decentralized it is literally impossible to get anything done. 1/3 ethnic groups will always oppose any action you take

[wraith quarry]

as long as we restore rightful power to the middle east
and we make the west invincible

[frank latch]

Meanwhile the U.S: Gives companies the right to enslave workers
Nothing happens

[balmy epoch]

we will defend Israel

[frank latch]

I'm aware

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch just deport all of the bosnian-serbs

[alpine raft]

@frank latch kill the minorities

[wraith quarry]

all of them

[rose cape]

no

[wraith quarry]

or send them to re-education camps

[lucid oriole]

i would intervene in that case 🤔