🎲game-room

[vital latch]

while there will also be a creatures folder with assets pertaining to creatures

which will also be placed in said instances

[elder arch]

I see. Very interesting

And the instances will be pre made?

[vital latch]

probably not, the hope is that everything will be done to an extent that I can toss up the exact instance in about a minute, and given that instances will hopfuly only show up once every 15 minutes that shouldn't add a delay to hosting

(since sessions follow a non linear structure)

[elder arch]

Right ok

[vital latch]

deadass probably going to post the photoshop file of this after im done

since theres gonna be so much shit in here

[cunning niche]

R u using a school photoshop account?

[wild mason]

@rose cape Nerd how to get better at chess I only "won" once and it was because Oil blundered and screwed over his Queen

[prime compass]

Good morning Gameroomians

[lucid oriole]

think about why you want to make a move before you make it

[wild mason]

I have been

I got further this time online

But

I still resigned

[quick idol]

@wild mason join

[wild mason]

I cant use that

Discord acvities kill my computer

[quick idol]

When will discord fix their activities 😔

[wild mason]

😭

[quick idol]

Holy shit

least broken discord activity

[wild mason]

Firefox using 0.5% with like 7 tabs open vs discord using 86% from one activity

[cunning niche]

Why do you use fire fox

[wild mason]

Its nice

[cunning niche]

Chrome better

[quick idol]

Why does brecko's pfp not show here

[quick idol]

Did he infected by the deathrobloxian virus

[west path]

do a checklist

see what you can attack or defend, if there is none or they are all bad moves, try to pressure the enemy. See if there is a checkmate available aswell.

[wild mason]

@quick idol can you plat iobn cghess,eopmnc

[quick idol]

I dont have chess.com

[quick idol]

It showed a default discord pfp before you left

[wild mason]

Why not

[quick idol]

idk i never created an account

[rose cape]

just use discord on firefox 🤫

[west path]

wtf

cant believe we got woke schools before gta 6

[west path]

@rose cape btw opinions on blumi leaking your school

[elder arch]

Alpha

Do you think playing Expert Mode calamity is a good idea

Because i’ve found it not too hard that it’s frustrating but not too easy that you kill all the bosses easily

[west path]

idk

[elder arch]

Wait have u even played Calamity

[west path]

barely

[elder arch]

Right

[west path]

the only time i did was with you

[elder arch]

Cause you played with me

[west path]

and acnaq for like 20 mins

every other sliver of my time went into Qud (im an addict btw)

[west path]

its gotta be my GOTY for 2024

[hollow garden]

@balmy epoch nusrallah died

[west path]

@hollow garden should i continue my england campaign in ck2

[hollow garden]

What's your position rn

[west path]

im playing the 767 start and my character is currently a child that is bound to inherit mercia

[west path]

my past 2 characters set up inheritance for me to get mercia

through strategic marriages

my old char died at the ripe age of 20 from the dancing plague

btw if you see the dancing plague close your gates immediately

its probably the most deadly disease ingame im not even kiddign

[hollow garden]

Is it just me or did nothing big release this year

[hollow garden]

Hm

That's problematic

[hollow garden]

lmao

Hell yeah continue this run

[west path]

black myth wukong

elden ring dlc

ck3 roads to power

[west path]

i intend to form the empire of brittania but it might be a bit hard to do so

but i do have trade routes

[hollow garden]

Isn't this game mostly mid

And it just got popular because of controversy

[west path]

how 👽

[hollow garden]

It's funny how this got popular when concord immediately balled

[west path]

its not

its a good soulslike

[hollow garden]

Ah yeah

[hollow garden]

That's what I heard

did you play it

[west path]

no what??? those were biased asf takes

[hollow garden]

This dlc is peak

[west path]

most critics towards it have been highly positive

but it is probably not gonna be as beloved as sekiro or the souls trilogy/elden ring

[hollow garden]

Paradox studio:

[west path]

but its still a solid title

[hollow garden]

I mean those are very high bars

[west path]

they cooked with this one

[hollow garden]

So it's fair enough

[west path]

they used existing systems and then also added what fans have been asking for

roads to power saved ck3

[hollow garden]

Isn't it produced by an indie studio btw?

Very impressive if that's the case

[west path]

hasn't released* Caves of Qud 1.0 is dropping this year and its gonna be based

[west path]

chinese studio that got some funding

that started out as indie but i would call the game AAA

[elder arch]

If i ever make a game i’m doing an indie game

But then again. Making a studio has it’s benefits

[hollow garden]

I was worried it was going to be terrible

[hollow garden]

Ah

[cunning niche]

Caves of qud is ass water

[elder arch]

You have more work off of your shoulders and you kinda become more of a management role instead of doing it all yourself

[hollow garden]

What about lethal company and palworld

[hollow garden]

True take

[elder arch]

Mid games

[hollow garden]

Cave of qud more like Cave of mid

[hollow garden]

ur mid

[hollow garden]

I mean it depends on the scope

[cunning niche]

@wild mason he shit talked lc

[cunning niche]

Lynch this kid

[hollow garden]

how big do you want it to be?

[hollow garden]

I love lethal company

[elder arch]

I mean, if you WANT to feasily have an indie game done within in the next 10 years it’s probably a good idea to go small

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche do you play lc

[cunning niche]

Yes

[west path]

👽

have u even played it??????/

[cunning niche]

Yes

My favorite clip of me nd @wild mason

[west path]

then have u considered that its not for you 🤫

you do realize it has a cliff face for a learning curve

[cunning niche]

I mastered elden ring in like an hour and that has a HUGE learning curve

Same with sekiro

And pz

(Pz took abit longer but u get the pount)

[hollow garden]

Hytale reference

[hollow garden]

Banan is this your voice

[west path]

Qud is turn based

[hollow garden]

opinion on the maneater

[west path]

its completely different

[cunning niche]

I HATE it

[west path]

ASCII games play much more differently

its not about mechanical skill its about technical knowledge

[cunning niche]

Fallout 1 is exactly like qud and i like it

[cunning niche]

The laugh yes but not the guy that says fuck

[hollow garden]

But but it's such a cute goober

[west path]

i wouldnt call fallout 1 exactly like Qud

[hollow garden]

oh

my disappointment is immeasurable

And my day is ruined

[west path]

difference in game operation, generation and the fact that Qud has many mechanics that might be considered unintuitive and weird for new players

[cunning niche]

Why?

[west path]

(theyre not btw they are useful utilities)

[hollow garden]

I thought for a moment that you had a perfect American accent 😢

[cunning niche]

Skull closed the metal door behind from the terminal with a bracken hunting me and a i saw a man eater for the first time, hit it, then got eaten

[cunning niche]

I have no egyptian accent when i speak english

[hollow garden]

Why would you hit it 😭

[west path]

goofy ass laugh ngl

[hollow garden]

It looks so cute why

[cunning niche]

It was crying

[cunning niche]

Ik i did it like that on purpouse

[west path]

ok but

[hollow garden]

Nah it's cool

[west path]

why

[hollow garden]

Child abuse

[west path]

why would u hit it if it was crying

you didnt know how it functions so its better to leave it be

[cunning niche]

I have mastered the act of changing my voice to annoy people

[west path]

TRUE

he should have converted it to Islam to stop it from crying

[cunning niche]

To make it stop?

[west path]

only klez would understand why islam is the worlds greatest religion (in ck2)

[hollow garden]

Do you have a Romanian accent 👽

or are you goated at pronunciation

[cunning niche]

Im goated

[west path]

i will never have a proper native accent for english

my pronunciation is hardcoded to have slavic undertones its impossible to change

[hollow garden]

Islam in ck2 is op
1- many children
2- easy succession that can be controlled by you
3- kingdom invasion casus beli
4- county conquest casus beli

What more does a man want

The decadence mechanic is also super easy

[hollow garden]

I think Slavic accents sound cool

It's not really a problem as long as it's not thick

And make you a bit unintelligible

[west path]

nope

they dont

theyre also heavily varied

[cunning niche]

“Khello eits mei zlenesky”

[west path]

yeah uhh the issue is that it does infact fuck w/ my pronunciation

[west path]

ok not that thick

[hollow garden]

"pleaz giv wan bilion roket to bomb donyetsk tchildren"

[west path]

the upside is i can say worchestershire sauce without stuttering

[hollow garden]

I like them personally

I used to think Slavic languages sounded awful

but now I think they sound very lovely

[west path]

no

SŁAWA POLSKA!!!!!!!!!

sorry thats my patriotism dosage for today

[hollow garden]

But are you mostly understandable?

Like I have a slight accent

[west path]

it is a disease all nationalists are blesed with

[west path]

yes 👽

[hollow garden]

But It doesn't matter to me as long as who I'm talking with understands

[west path]

theres no doubts regarding that

[hollow garden]

Then good

[west path]

it js sounds very odd

my english that is

[hollow garden]

real

[west path]

why is my internet so ass this sucks

[hollow garden]

This is me everyday

[west path]

Klez you must persevere

[hollow garden]

Is it hard trying to lose an accent completely

[west path]

btw u should get Qud..............

[west path]

its impossible

imo

[cunning niche]

@hollow garden get fallout 2 instead

Its the same thing but better

[west path]

biased take

🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥

[hollow garden]

WHAT

why is qud 20 dollars

Is it worth it

[hollow garden]

I swear I claimed it on epic when it was free

Is my schizophrenia striking once again

[west path]

its gonna increase to 25$ in november 22nd

thats the week following the release i think

or the week before the release

idk which one was it

[cunning niche]

@hollow garden get this instead

[west path]

thats generally how much an indie title costs

also its been in development for 10 years so what did u expect

[hollow garden]

Do we believe this

I mean It took me years to be able to differentiate between B and P

So probably not

[west path]

i aint doing allat

[cunning niche]

Ana 3awez bebzi men fadlak

[hollow garden]

Cooked

[west path]

the tones of my accent are so deeply rooted into my mind that i like physically cannot lose them

[hollow garden]

Not bad tbh

[cunning niche]

Its better than qud

Hi lavandelparfüm

[west path]

especially when i still actively use polish in day to day conversation

[hollow garden]

I have no money though qevie

[hollow garden]

If you pronounce it as Pepsi that's too Egypt

and is forbidden

[cunning niche]

Wdym?

[west path]

🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥
Qud has 15 years worth of developed content backing it

[marsh lance]

GOOOOOOOOD MORNANG GAMAMAMAROOOM
HI BOW
HI KLEZ
HI BANA
HI FISH
HI QWAS
HI LEBANON
HI NEKCROP
HI COSMICA
HI TIADEE
HI HONEYBEE
HI OILAH
HI ACNAQ
HI QEVIE
HI ACNAQ
HI AMAZ
HI ACNAQ
HI VENUS
HI GARLICA

[west path]

up until 3 weeks ago we were getting weekly updates now we dont get them because release is soon

[west path]

Declare war on the red alliance in america

[hollow garden]

Yeah I mean to completely lose an accent you definitely need to be living in an area where it's natively spoken

[hollow garden]

PATTY OAT P

[marsh lance]

[marsh lance]

Klez oat p

KLEZ KLEZ KLEZ

[west path]

What is oat p

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/pygmy-hippo-hippo-moodeng-หมูเด้ง-gif-3675351446821453193

[west path]

@marsh lance activate quantum nexus

🥱

[marsh lance]

Qevie oat p

[marsh lance]

You found it

[cunning niche]

Still couldnt develop better ui and art style i cant even tell what im looking at while playing it

[west path]

? because theres so many features

and it was built to be an ASCII game

fallout 2 isnt an ASCII game

it never was

ASCII games are text based and as a result have significantly more features whilst regular games (such as fallout 2) are constricted by visuals

[cunning niche]

Fallout 2 is lit qud but with better visuals and ui

[west path]

???? what is this guy on

[hollow garden]

Pat my nervous networks bask in euphoria when you grace us with your presence

[cunning niche]

Both turn based “open worlds” with quests and enemies to fight

[west path]

literally

[elder arch]

sometimes you have to sacrifice things for other things

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden I'm a genius klez I'm a genius

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/starman-superman-super-man-theres-a-starman-there-gif-11906140510431067153

[brittle gust]

I had a Tamil exam today which i procrastinated for

[marsh lance]

“Are you nervous”
Ya mafaka i got a whole system

[hollow garden]

It's too high class of a pronunciation

[brittle gust]

I am getting above 80%!!!!

[west path]

holy shit i cant even play arcane odyssey

[hollow garden]

True

[west path]

because my connection times out

[hollow garden]

How cooked are you

[west path]

kms why are roblox servers so trash

[marsh lance]

Hurricane helena got bro

[cunning niche]

What does class have to do with pronunciation?

[hollow garden]

or is it under control

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden

[west path]

Europa never gets hurricanes

[brittle gust]

VERY undercontrol 😎

[hollow garden]

cooked

😔

[marsh lance]

Sad

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust don't lose hope

[cunning niche]

Just admit im right

[hollow garden]

Many students cram in one day

[brittle gust]

Wha

[hollow garden]

before the exam

[marsh lance]

If we get a hurricane it rains for days straight in indiana

[west path]

except you arent

you are looking at it from one side of the coin and so am i

[brittle gust]

Im getting above 80% though

[hollow garden]

A lot?

[hollow garden]

oh

[west path]

however, due to the fact that i have over 82 hours in Qud im fairly certain i can tell youre just wrong simply by the fact

[brittle gust]

It was the easiest exam

[west path]

that those games

follow significantly different design philosophies

[hollow garden]

that's a good grade for you?

[west path]

🤫

[hollow garden]

I thought you meant it was bad

[hollow garden]

Oh noice

[west path]

cant believe my foresight was the opposite of what actually happened

i should start giving people more negative results so they all become opposites

[brittle gust]

Yes that's a 80 out of 100

[hollow garden]

Qevie predict my maths exam to be extremely terrible

[west path]

first answer 1 question

opinion on Turkiye

[brittle gust]

Real

[elder arch]

@

[west path]

its very important

you got greece he gets turkiye

[elder arch]

@west path this is my opinion

[west path]

you will graduate from college

😱

[hollow garden]

Once upon a time, the Ottoman Empire ruled half the world with sultans rocking fancy robes and epic mustaches. Fast forward to World War I, and things went downhill faster than a kebab stand at 2 a.m. Enter Atatürk, the ultimate reboot master. He ditched the fez, brought in Western suits, and said, "No more empires, we’re going full republic!"

Now Turkey’s gone from janissaries to influencers, where kebabs are still king, and Istanbul’s the place where Europe and Asia have an awkward handshake. From Ottoman opulence to Instagram fame, Turkey's always making history spicy!

[elder arch]

Did you AI generate this

[west path]

your math exam will go terribly your professor loved reading about sparta

[cunning niche]

Fallout 1 & 2:

1. Intricate character creation system with stats
2. Turn based combat
3. Click to walk
   4.”Open world”
4. Quests
5. Good UI and art design

Qud:

1. Intricate character creation system with stats
2. Turn based combat
3. Click to walk
   4.”Open world”
4. Quests
5. Bad UI and art design

[hollow garden]

yes I AI generate my copypastas

[west path]

text wall

[hollow garden]

😢

[west path]

ban

[west path]

top ten most indepth analyses of games

[elder arch]

Bad UI is actually good because it leaves you room to imagine

[west path]

Quds ui isnt even bad it gives you plenty of information

and fills all of its purposes well

[elder arch]

I mean like

[west path]

whilst also looking aesthetically pleasing and its look being highly customizable

[elder arch]

The visuals

[brittle gust]

Evil

[west path]

i ai generated YOU

[cunning niche]

Im playing a game not photoshop

[hollow garden]

It looks so disgusting qevie

What are you on about

[elder arch]

What is that giant camera icon on the top left

Is that a mod

[west path]

yeah its meant to be structured like that for the sake of providing you the information you need

idk why youre complaining

that is a very valid UI with plenty of elements

also im fairly certain thats outdated too

[hollow bobcat]

Not even me

[cunning niche]

For a game that released in 1998 its ui looks better

[marsh lance]

HI WARLAAAA

[marsh lance]

Haiii

[hollow garden]

Did you ever stop to think about how you might just be an AI creation? I mean, look at you. You’ve got all the hallmarks of a synthetic being—your perfectly curated opinions, your uncanny ability to mimic human emotions, and that strange habit of using phrases that feel eerily scripted. It's like someone programmed you with

[cunning niche]

Smth from google idk

[elder arch]

why did you mod a giant camera into your game

[hollow bobcat]

It's inbreeding itself right now 👽

[fallen cipher]

HELELLLLLLLLO

[elder arch]

you must really like cameras

[fallen cipher]

Omg

THIS IS MUCH BETTER

[hollow garden]

?

[hollow garden]

Good

[hollow bobcat]

What is Fakhipper saying

[hollow garden]

Let AI get fucked

[fallen cipher]

People in general are annoying

[cunning niche]

ITS AN IMAGE FROM GOODLE

[fallen cipher]

Even more annoying than me

[west path]

consider

Qud has to provide you with the following information: Hunger, thirst, EXP, HP, Armor, Dodge, Mental Armor, Quickness, Movement Speed, Abilities, Minimaps + QoL functions locked behind keybinds (which have been allowed to be accessed directly via ui), alongside the text based prompts you need to see in order to understand whats happening

🤫

[fallen cipher]

This feels like heaven

[hollow bobcat]

The "Newer" AI starts training on the AI generated content instead of the humans one. Resulting in more errors

https://tenor.com/view/broom-broom-horse-horse-broom-horse-the-movie-the-horse-movie-gif-21532663

[hollow bobcat]

When will people know that Gameplay > Graphics

I saw

[west path]

'bad art design' ok so you literally barely understand the game

great! thanks for invalidating your opinion!

much appreciated

[cunning niche]

Didnt mean to send that

Dumbass

Thats why i deleted it instantly

[cunning niche]

These circles have the same amount of info as what u stated

[west path]

so you mean to tell me that aspects CRUCIAL for your survival should be tucked away in additional menus

rather than being visible right off the bat?

Quds general UI provides you an overview of everything that is critical for your survival

[lucid oriole]

god i just sat down and really played EU4 as castille and i didn’t pay attention at all but i somehow managed to accidentally conquer Morocco and Portugal

[fallow lark]

https://tenor.com/view/sailor-mercury-sailor-moon-popcorn-eating-gif-5461708

[lucid oriole]

that’s me

[west path]

incorrect! they send you to additional menus

which means that it is harder to access said info

[fallow lark]

gorl

[cunning niche]

Just press an button and you see it you dont need to strain your eyes to see those little small fucking text

[lucid oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/vast-amount-of-wealth-vast-wealth-rich-gif-27460967

[cunning niche]

Nope

[west path]

qud is extremely light on your computer graphically so you can use higher resolutions

🤫

[lucid oriole]

@midnight ocean will you ever dream again?

[west path]

and also yes you can enter into a menu and see all of the information there, OR dont go into any menus and be able to see and process it immediately

Quds ui is intuitive in providing information that you would require immediately and in condensed forms

at the cost of originally looking confusing

[cunning niche]

I would rather have more attention to the games artwork then have lots of ui and less focus on the artwork

[lucid oriole]

Dgaf

[west path]

i literally just said earlier

that Qud is TEXT BASED

its not leaning into visuals because that goes directly against its design philosophy

😭

[cunning niche]

Hes saying this (qud) is better than this (fallout 2)

[lucid oriole]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/888572339934068756/999083549187657748/caption-5-1.gif

[lucid oriole]

u can be a prostitute and sell meth in fallout 2

u can also be 16 doing that btw

☝️

Canonically

[cunning niche]

Thats an added bonus but we are talking ui wise

[lucid oriole]

Dgaf about either

[cunning niche]

Settle the argument

Which is better in your opinion

[west path]

why are you asking for an opinion from someone who doesnt want to get involved

you seem extremely desparate to prove your point for no exact reason

isnt the point of an argument to change someones mind 🤫 i dont see myself conceding

[cunning niche]

Im not conceding aswell

[lucid oriole]

Yea just for that Banan’s right

i’m an animal

trapped in your hot car

[west path]

ok then what is your point in this argument

[lucid oriole]

i am all the days

that you choose to ignore

[west path]

winter is starting we arent in arizona

[west path]

sorry i had to take a jab

its necessary

[lucid oriole]

Shut Up

U Don’t Know Music

[cunning niche]

I asked him because i was just showing you that any random person woukd be inclined to that ui

[west path]

ok this is next level disrespect

[west path]

true i never got into it

[lucid oriole]

fallout 2 does look better tho

[west path]

well yeah no shit but that doesnt mean qud has bad UI

it does the best it can within its design philosophy

[lucid oriole]

it is a User Interface

an example of a bad UI because how much stuff there is would be Crusader Kings Two

It has a ton of information all being displayed to you

[west path]

noo the ck2 hate continues (its justified)

[lucid oriole]

But what it mean ❓

The problem is the same

[fallen cipher]

Dude I actually hate general

[lucid oriole]

Idfk what any if that is

[lucid oriole]

Shut up Fakher

[fallen cipher]

Ping me when this server becomes cool again

[west path]

thats when rankism comes back

so 2087 when the admin team is couped

[fallen cipher]

Yea

YES

[lucid oriole]

@eye qu Did you draw this

as merry as the days are long

I was right and you were wrong

[cunning niche]

@lucid oriole should i try eu4 once more?

[west path]

i have eu4 and considering that eu4 prolly runs well for you banan you should

its pretty goated as a grand strategy game

[cunning niche]

Im not used to its combat

[west path]

pray to rnjesus is how it works

if you want an actual combat guide

shock = better for cavalry
fire = better for infantry

[cunning niche]

Okay

[west path]

too much cav used means you dont have enough. defense

so the general advice is 2 cav for stacks below 15k and 3cav for everything above that

composition changes later on when you get artillery

[cunning niche]

Okay i’ll try this out as the al andulusia

[west path]

thats like

one of the harder starts

😭

[wild mason]

Game roomer what do you think will be annouced in 4 hoursd

[west path]

blumiville session

[cunning niche]

U hosting?

[west path]

but bowistan in 2 hrs

[cunning niche]

Six feet tall and super strong

[wild mason]

Minecraft Live 👽

[cunning niche]

Is how the ladys describe me

Btw

[west path]

yeah idgaf

[cunning niche]

YAY!

[wild mason]

I wanna see the cringey skits they love doing

They are always in the so bad its funny category

[cunning niche]

Sumbala

Shambala

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-gif-18719715

[west path]

ethereal

i kinda lost interest in minecraf like 3 years ago

so this minecraft live is gonna be mid for me

[cunning niche]

Why is there no al andalus

Im in the earliest start date

[west path]

its grenada

ck2 has andalusia

[cunning niche]

Morocco is not me?

[west path]

wha

[cunning niche]

Im playing as grenada rn

[rose cape]

it's not even medieval yet 👽

[west path]

Krill issue

[rose cape]

if the issue is another species ill kill them both

[west path]

i advise you get as many earlygame allies as u can

the early game is hard for grenada

[cunning niche]

Okay

@wild mason when will u host afain

[rose cape]

@lucid oriole hi

[hollow bobcat]

6 AM

[brittle gust]

Chat 3 hours and 29 minutes for Bowistan unless hurricane wrecks bow's home

[cunning niche]

Yayayayyay

Yummy!!

[wild mason]

Siunday

[undone zodiac]

Greg

Hi guys

[brittle gust]

Hello Greg

How are you?

[undone zodiac]

Good

[west path]

Now i am..

there are two of me now

[marsh lance]

#1289586694118576128

[west path]

me and klezman chillin

[west path]

btw this makes traversing the salt desert extremely easy

[west path]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@west path: If a tornado destroyed a house in Boston, it would take 3 hours and 29 minutes.

[marsh lance]

Xhat i opened a

I opened a container with bread in it

Turns out that shit was molding and uhh

My lungs and throat hurt

Do i call an ambulance or am i cooked

[west path]

oh my fucking god

idk use your intellect

[west path]

did u actively inhale the fucking spores

😭

[wild mason]

Maybe try going outside and getting fresh air, making tea, etc before asking WB chat

[frank latch]

uhh
eat some honey

[west path]

ZERO survival instinct

[marsh lance]

Errr uhhh

No

I didnt inhale it

But shit must’ve been in the air ong

[west path]

btw i think nose hairs catch fungal spores so like

👽

literally go outside you 🐖

[frank latch]

I would say ask Google
but google told me I was pregnant because of a pain in my lower abdomen

[marsh lance]

ITS A BOWISTAN

[frank latch]

@marsh lance eat honey

[west path]

@marsh lance consider drinking water btw

[frank latch]

in tea or however you prefer it

[marsh lance]

I DONT HAVE HONEY

[frank latch]

HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE HONEY

[marsh lance]

I DONT KNOW

[frank latch]

IT'S AN ESSENTIAL HOUSEHOLD INGREDIENT

[marsh lance]

I THINK I DO BUT THAT SHIT OLD

[west path]

ok and

i dont think honey spoils

[frank latch]

I don't think Honey goes bad

the sugar will crystalize

[west path]

at MOST it like turns into the sugars

[frank latch]

but you can just heat it up and mix it around I think

[west path]

doesnt it work either way

😭

omfg i still cant play AO

[frank latch]

yea

[west path]

gotta love how broken roblox is

[marsh lance]

L

[rapid ibex]

[frank latch]

AO?

[west path]

Arcane odyss

[frank latch]

I'm sorry
but didn't you eat moldy bread?

[marsh lance]

Bowistan is your child BoW, you have poured so much love and care into it

[marsh lance]

*opened the box and saw the mold and threw it out

[frank latch]

oh
then you're probably fine

[west path]

youre just a dumbass

nothing has happened to you

stop dramatizing

[marsh lance]

Idk cause what if its like the pharoahs tomb and that shit flew yp

[frank latch]

just get some tea and or honey for the throat

[marsh lance]

Why is qevie so mean to me

[frank latch]

They're Polish

it's in their nature

[west path]

youre weak

[marsh lance]

He was infected by the european virus at birth

[frank latch]

I have a question though
do people still use band-aids?

[marsh lance]

👽

Yes?

[west path]

if you do youre weak

[frank latch]

I can't remember the last time I used one
yet I keep getting a ton of cuts and scrapes

[west path]

I only use bandages

and thats if the wound is seriously bleeding

my blood clots fast so idgaf about using bandaids lol

[west path]

why would you place bandaids on that

literally bandaids are so bad

they suck ass

[frank latch]

tbf
that is what they're supposed to be for

I just don't use them

though
I should properly clean them more...

[west path]

youre aware that they make healing take longer right

bandaids are WORTHLESS

[marsh lance]

Real

I got this problem picking at my thumbs so sometimes i bandage them to stop me but them bandaids aint shit

But they work anywehrre else

[frank latch]

@hollow bobcat I will host in about 23 minutes

wanna do some pre-session actions or something?

(Ik it's late)

[marsh lance]

I FORGOT ITS SATURDAY

LETS FUCKING

GOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/cute-anime-girl-anime-heart-hearts-gif-12807321776366732537

@frank latch thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouuhu

[west path]

viking age began

[cunning niche]

YAYYYYYYT

[west path]

its so over

[cunning niche]

EO EO EO EO EO

[cunning niche]

Where

[west path]

ck2

[cunning niche]

Oh ok

[west path]

ummayads killed asturias but didnt defend the northwest

muslims in general are getting stupid op though

[hollow bobcat]

Hol I'm currently killing a man in alcatraz

[spring bison]

I am banning you in 22 minutes

also liar

[frank latch]

I only get to host for 17 minutes 😔

[frank latch]

wdym liar?

[marsh lance]

WHAT!!

Ok shat we gotta lock in

[frank latch]

he's banning me in 20 minutes

[cunning niche]

No one is banning u!

[marsh lance]

I will fight him

[spring bison]

Tengriism:

[cunning niche]

@hollow garden el ostorah

[spring bison]

Kleznam what the fuck

[spring bison]

❌

[spring bison]

what are you talking about 👽

[west path]

sorry i cant reply im playing a chess game with death itself

[spring bison]

Turkey is L

Greece is W

[frank latch]

Which session is this?

20

I think it's 20

[marsh lance]

Yeah

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update) Session 20
Bowistan Year: 88 AS

I made some changes to the way I want to host. I hope it's noticeable or makes an impact
I would like to hear people's thoughts on it

very active session

[spring bison]

eu4 is a nightmare to play optimally

[quick idol]

@frank latch i lay claim to all 1 pixel islands in the world

[frank latch]

you are now the largest empire in Bowistan

[cunning niche]

Hi!!

Hii

[west path]

can i rejoin as the maizan imperial family 🤫

[prime compass]

Invade fakher

Anyway

[west path]

i need to see for myself

if u did what i asked.......

[marsh lance]

@frank latch I’d like to begin building boat frames outside our port cities, build the scaffolding frames near the coastline so that we may launch the ships into the sea easily, port cities are instructed to build as many of these frames as they can manage to maximize ship production

[frank latch]

@rose forge @sullen pawn @noble cedar @balmy epoch @cerulean siren @novel jay

Session

[frank latch]

Yeah

[frank latch]

👍 nice

[prime compass]

So who takes over dynasty of aegis

[west path]

@cunning niche can i write laws to make the government more administrative i want to make an estate for the imperial family

[cunning niche]

Yes

[west path]

I intend to make it so we have a byzantine style government

[cunning niche]

Also check bowitsan server

[spring bison]

why are you complaining when you pinged no one

[west path]

where nobility isn't too empowered but not too wea

[frank latch]

@marsh lance The Apathi Kingdom requests rights and access to Vogalian ports. In addition they request the lease of this island to the Apathi for their own use for 200 gold a year.

[frank latch]

I did?

[marsh lance]

Who are the apathi?

[novel jay]

@frank latch Extend our claims in the south of the island sea, reaching the border of the purple kingdom

[frank latch]

Idk
I need to get you, lebron and amazting together to sort it out

[spring bison]

You did only after

🤯

[cunning niche]

@frank latch start trading with the nations surrounding that arrow

[frank latch]

Pretty peaceful nation @marsh lance

[prime compass]

Me personally, let amazting have it
Unless lebron wants to take over it

[novel jay]

What do you have to sell to me

[spring bison]

why is amaz getting involved 👽

[west path]

the thing that worries me is blumiland

idk if theyre gonna beef w/ me

[cunning niche]

I have purple dye

[frank latch]

wdym?

[cunning niche]

Where even is blumimi

[west path]

@frank latch So far, how have things been going in Serrelka or whatever the former rebel region was called

[novel jay]

I also have purple dye

[frank latch]

I pinged in Bowistan server stupid

[west path]

directly north of our western coastal holding

thats who we got it from

[spring bison]

👽

[prime compass]

Do you wanna take over Dynasty of aegis

[frank latch]

pretty unstable
the princedom that you installed there (the one that rebelled) has been ousted
so the region is directly occupied

[spring bison]

you can have it back

[novel jay]

@frank latch

[west path]

Can i send out an imperial relative to rule the land 🤫

[novel jay]

That area

[frank latch]

I see

[prime compass]

I dont want it
Do we give it to amazting

[cunning niche]

@frank latch trade our weed here for super special items

[novel jay]

Anything else?

[west path]

@marsh lance is you have a royal family

[spring bison]

insane

[cunning niche]

Weed

And another drug

[frank latch]

you're not getting gunpowder

stop

[novel jay]

I also have weed

What else

[cunning niche]

IM NOT SEARCHING FOR GUNPOWDER

[marsh lance]

They may establish trade rights with me, at the cost of their ships buying a trade liscence worth 40% of the goods the sell PAST that port, ships without this liscence will not be allowed to pass between the eastern archipelago

[prime compass]

So you take it or amazting takes it

[cunning niche]

IM SEARCHING FOR EXOTIC SHIT

[frank latch]

sure
but I doubt that will help
the people there hate the Maizan Empire

(just genocide them)

[marsh lance]

And i will also allow them to lease a small plot on the island (1 pixel) to build a trade outpost

[marsh lance]

Basically celestines family yeah

[brittle gust]

I AM HERE

[hollow bobcat]

Is

[brittle gust]

@frank latch I'll send capitalism actions once I'm done with my shawarma

[prime compass]

Nolty!

[novel jay]

@balmy epoch get over here

[brittle gust]

Belee!!!

[prime compass]

Fortnite

[spring bison]

if gunpowder was indeed created it would spread really fast so realistically if you dont want that to happen then dont make it be created

[brittle gust]

Are you in Bowistan perchance?

[west path]

What if we burn them at the stake

[prime compass]

No not anymore

[brittle gust]

Unreal

[prime compass]

Yes

[west path]

@cunning niche i think we should rule the rebellious territory through dread gang.... theyre eivl

evil

its justified

[cunning niche]

Dread gang?

[hollow bobcat]

Who is this 👽

[cunning niche]

Me

[frank latch]

just some island tribe

[spring bison]

@frank latch become a socialist state

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/geto-suguru-geto-suguru-side-eye-meme-gif-17257215749509365594

[west path]

no

dread

[cunning niche]

Oh

[west path]

we just make them fear us

[cunning niche]

Dread like the feeling

[prime compass]

Give all former Dynasty of Aegid territories to Amazting 🗣️🔥🔥

[cunning niche]

Yeah yeah i get what ya mean

[west path]

make sure they stay in place

in line

i should say

can't let those rebels go free..

[west path]

idk man is it supported by law

as the royal

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/f16-gif-14036902144968050391

[cunning niche]

When the base gets bumping

[frank latch]

do you agree to the lease of the island?

[cunning niche]

@frank latch can we buy farms and mines in the states that are circled?

[marsh lance]

Errr uhh yes

[frank latch]

@novel jay

[frank latch]

k

[novel jay]

That’s good

[frank latch]

I don't think you understand how foreign relations work

[brittle gust]

75% of a shawarma till Noltian capitalism

[brittle gust]

You're kinda faar

[cunning niche]

I have a sister republic near

[marsh lance]

@frank latch
X = new settlement / naval port
Lines = naval barrier / border, preventing unlicensed trade vessels from passing through
A portion of our combat vessels will be directed to the archipelago and distributed amongst the ports on these islands and coasts, to intercept any illegal crossings

[frank latch]

@cunning niche Ships from the sister nation are able to establish relations with these nations

However they are both pretty hostile
Since both claim ownership over the territory where the sister nations is

[west path]

banan youre gonna throw the entire MW for the sake of gunpowder 😭

[frank latch]

and won't grant access to your ships

[frank latch]

he is

[marsh lance]

Sorry wrong ping

[cunning niche]

I WANT WEED

to flex on the other people near us who cant grow it

[frank latch]

👍

[brittle gust]

👽

@frank latch is noltia home to any addictive substances

[frank latch]

you can grow poppies

🤑

[brittle gust]

Oh no

Opium wars....

[frank latch]

some spices, plants, mushrooms and even a tree sap are considered addictive to your people
and are being used for medicinal purposes

[cunning niche]

YES GROW

GROW

GROWOWOW

[frank latch]

k

but

you

nvm

[brittle gust]

What is these is the most addictive?

[cunning niche]

?

[frank latch]

the herbs, spices and mushrooms

of those
the spices

[cunning niche]

When the base gets bumping

Spice and opium wars!

[brittle gust]

Alr

[cunning niche]

Truly a classic of our time

[west path]

@frank latch Create a barracks for a personal imperial guard consisting of extremely high pay, extremely loyal guards for the imperial family, alongside private gardens, war rooms, architectural quarters and libraries & study halls. Create 'The Imperial Tower' outfitted with grandiose living quarters and an observatory for the head of the imperial house to reside in.
(all of this should be built within my estate)

|| Add secret exits only known to the imperial guard btw ||

[brittle gust]

Ur playing again?

[frank latch]

@cunning niche @west path
The vassals of this kingdom request and claim these territories that were stolen from it during the reformation of the Maizan Empire.
The southern vassal refuses to give up the land however

[cunning niche]

Hwhat

[frank latch]

the only reason the issue was now surface is because of growing tensions between the people and the use of the lands

[west path]

Inform them that these squabbles are to be settled through proper competition in order to save lives, and that if they wish to settle this disagreement, then they should pick out an arbiter - or - if they wish to relinquish their prince status - solve this through warfare (within which the aggressor and or defender will be punished according to which party provoked the other one)

[west path]

as nobility now yeah

[sullen pawn]

@frank latch kill dirty stinky natives

all of them

[brittle gust]

Alr

[west path]

whilst still acting as governor of maizan

[sullen pawn]

erase their culture

[west path]

Rasuphs dynasty will not fall 🤫

[brittle gust]

💀

[west path]

@cunning niche we should start using viceroys for minor vassals within the dual empire ngl

[cunning niche]

I agree

[west path]

except for princes they get their title consolidated within 1 family

[cunning niche]

We also married our families now

[west path]

ehat

[prime compass]

"Hello we would like to live in peace and exchange our culture gets brutally massacred"

[novel jay]

@frank latch Build a port town in that southern colony we got last session

[prime compass]

Banaaamam whag

[sullen pawn]

@frank latch start sending boys into the wilderness at 11 to fight for their life for 3 days, then set just return with the head of an animal they murdered (no small things like wolves and stuff)

train them to fight

[west path]

when

[sullen pawn]

The army will consist of every man in the nation

[hollow bobcat]

Spartans

[sullen pawn]

I just watched 300

[marsh lance]

What is bro planning..

[hollow bobcat]

Literally Spartans ong

[west path]

suicide mission

[sullen pawn]

They will be trained from the age of 5 how to fight

[cunning niche]

I told u check bowitsan server

[prime compass]

This aint sparta 😭

[frank latch]

👍

[sullen pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-sparta-leonidas-fall-gif-8139307

[prime compass]

Bros downfall will be the weather

[cunning niche]

This is how u kill off a population

[frank latch]

bro's trying to kill his people

[marsh lance]

REAL

[prime compass]

Bro 😭

[west path]

hell nah im not agreeing to that

[frank latch]

also
this is physically impossible to do on such a scale

[sullen pawn]

ok start in the capital then

[prime compass]

Like bro

[sullen pawn]

It will spread across the nation

[cunning niche]

Okay fine…

[prime compass]

Bro they are kids

[frank latch]

The northern vassal state begins to arm

[prime compass]

😭

[prime compass]

So did lebron take over the dynasty

[sullen pawn]

11 is a full grown man

[frank latch]

idk who owns it atm

[west path]

are they not gonna settle it in friendly competition

warn them that if they pursue this action then the full might of Maizans military will be on their doorstep

[prime compass]

If lebron doesnt take it
Give it to amazting

[cunning niche]

@frank latch make opium the drug

[hollow bobcat]

What is this Sneako's ass reasoning

[marsh lance]

….Garlic?

[prime compass]

I hope your capital gets ravaged

[prime compass]

Mf watched 300 and thought he can do the same

[sullen pawn]

Oh my god you guys are so dirty minded

[prime compass]

👽

[frank latch]

They forcefully demand the territory be returned
If the Emperor wants them to settle this peacefully, he himself must serve as arbiter

[marsh lance]

No because 11 also just isnt a full grown man

Immature and not fully developed

[prime compass]

Not even teen

[marsh lance]

You are raising child soldiers vro

[quick idol]

I just opened the chat and saw that with no context

😭

[prime compass]

Garlic is trying to do sparta training

[west path]

Inform them that it has been far too long for them to still hold claim to the territory.

[hollow bobcat]

BOW when are you responding

Onga

[west path]

Tell them to halt their assault and a different form of compensation may be found

[prime compass]

Let him cook

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Map Update)
Bowistan Year: 89 AS

[frank latch]

The demand if they are to remain in the union the territory is to be returned
as well as all the other promises the empire made

(it's really just slander)

[prime compass]

Whats the name of amaztings nation

@rose cape come herr

[frank latch]

Brzykna

[brittle gust]

@frank latch

Capitalism time!!!

• Embrace capitalism by forming companies/guilds for things such as vineyards, farms, shipyards etc...
• Shares of these companies will be sold to people, some rich some middle classish
• Some industries like mining and farms in grainbaskets won't be privatised, while everything else will be
• The state will be entitled to 30% of shares in all chartered companies.

[prime compass]

Alr

[brittle gust]

More capitalism soon™

[frank latch]

@spring bison do you care about Aegis?

Is Belemin free to reassume control? or do you still want it

[spring bison]

yes offcourse!

[cunning niche]

@frank latch have we finally made opium?

[prime compass]

Hm

[frank latch]

yes 👽

[prime compass]

Lebron or amazting

[spring bison]

belemin dosent want it

[prime compass]

Do you want to take over

[frank latch]

just so you're aware
it's best grown within the Maizani's territory

[quick idol]

START A CIVIL WAR

[frank latch]

as far as I can tell
neither of you do

[prime compass]

Nah

[frank latch]

I'm about to

[quick idol]

IT'LL BE FUN

DO IT

[spring bison]

👽

[prime compass]

But I dont want to

[marsh lance]

@frank latch before we begin sending more settlers to the colonies to expand them, i’d like to build up more infrastructure and better urban structures for the settlements already there, build the first major port in the colonies in the largest city (in the colonies )

[west path]

what promises

literally

[quick idol]

Why do you hate fun

[marsh lance]

Why doesn’t bro join back

[cunning niche]

Grow it there

[prime compass]

I dont have the energy to plan fr

[west path]

they were promised protection and a voice within the empire

both of which they were given

[spring bison]

I am literally playing

bow is just being schizo

[quick idol]

DO IT WITHOUT A PLAN

[marsh lance]

Didn’t you quit..

[frank latch]

it's slander

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-rdr2-gif-22768349

[quick idol]

Act first plan later

[frank latch]

neither of which they feel

[west path]

@frank latch Proclaim their 'promises' as false and that the legacy of Rasuph shall not be drowned in ill will. They are to either stop and back down immediately, or be killed in their arrogance.

[prime compass]

But that will lead to unneccesary deaths

[cunning niche]

@frank latch do we in lore know about gun powder or have heared whispers of it?

[frank latch]

NO

STOP

YOU'RE NOT GETTING GUNPOWDER

[cunning niche]

Okay

[prime compass]

Eat it

[cunning niche]

Idk what to do with my opium

[quick idol]

Its mapwar that happens every second

[prime compass]

@spring bison so you will take over?

[cunning niche]

Opium feels like possessing fent or cocaine

[west path]

And, tell them that what they were promised has been given and their greed is impure and should be cleansed

[marsh lance]

Sell it to a 3rd world country and profit from the civil wars

[west path]

🤫

[spring bison]

the revolution must come to aegis

[prime compass]

Hm
What if I commit a genocide in klezs mw instead?

[cunning niche]

@frank latch any of those near us?

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/sukuna-jujutsu-kaisen-sukuna-looking-down-gif-7333648534605432939

[marsh lance]

Guh

[spring bison]

I will spread the revolution

[prime compass]

We alr had a civil war

[prime compass]

Leborn you take over or no

[brittle gust]

@frank latch

Sanction the creation of state protected banks for lending and storing money purposes (no minting currency).
35% of the shares of these banks will be state owned

[prime compass]

Yes or No

[quick idol]

I'd like to take over for both of you

[frank latch]

not exactly
but there are markets in which you could sell the opium
including Maizan
Serrelka
Anapati (North)

[spring bison]

im crashing your banks

capitalist!

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-falling-funny-eating-spaghetti-gif-27487222

[west path]

why did you get opium

it can and likely will ruin us

[prime compass]

Hm

[cunning niche]

Bow told is we can make it

[prime compass]

Because funni

[brittle gust]

@frank latch rate my capitalism from 1-20

[hollow bobcat]

We have capitalism in early medieval?

[frank latch]

👍

[hollow bobcat]

No way

😭

[cunning niche]

Can we outlaw its use in our nation and make it for exports only?

[frank latch]

20

[west path]

yeah

yes

[cunning niche]

Now its really like mid to late

[brittle gust]

No I'm just built different
@frank latch confirm?

[brittle gust]

How rich is me

[cunning niche]

@frank latch this

[quick idol]

The ercanian royal family (consisting of only me) will rule the world

[spring bison]

@frank latch how is the war going btw

[prime compass]

I aint sure ercan

[frank latch]

k then
(this is socialism)

[brittle gust]

I will occupy your one pixel island 👽

[prime compass]

Uh

Fortnite

[brittle gust]

Ye i did say I'm doing commie and cappie

[frank latch]

this will be pretty difficult

[frank latch]

Islands*

[brittle gust]

@frank latch
Once again go and ask the nordians if they want to be integrated 😔

[quick idol]

The deadly disease which only my people are immune to:

[brittle gust]

Wait fr? He expanded?

[frank latch]

They decline

[brittle gust]

Goddamn Polynesian

[frank latch]

(not really)

[brittle gust]

😔

[quick idol]

Yea i own all 1 pixel islands in the world now

[frank latch]

I just told him he has

to keep him quiet

[prime compass]

Sea levels are rising!

[brittle gust]

I'll wear hazmat suits

[prime compass]

Ok so Aegis is ruled by lebron right?

This is confusing

[quick idol]

Are they invented yet

[novel jay]

@frank latch Create plots of land in places we just acquired, and sell it to nobles and merchants for the making of new manors

[frank latch]

he owns it

yes

[brittle gust]

@frank latch

Charter the Nordia Trading Company (state owned) to import and sell things into Nordia and buy produce from Nordia and sell in Noltia and other nations.
It will also trade with the fakheri by extension since they're just inferior nordians.

[prime compass]

Alr

[frank latch]

👍

[brittle gust]

No but i WILL

[prime compass]

Im gonna make Revolution

[frank latch]

this is real

[sullen pawn]

@frank latch how many sessions is a century

[quick idol]

Will you personally visit the island

[sullen pawn]

Do time skip

[brittle gust]

Yes.

[spring bison]

@frank latch how is the war going btw

[brittle gust]

No.

[frank latch]

1000

[prime compass]

What war

[frank latch]

??

[quick idol]

Coward

[frank latch]

YOU AREN'T AT WAR

[sullen pawn]

what

[spring bison]

yes I am 👽

are you schizo