🎲game-room

[west path]

with a river u coul prolly make irrigation stuff

[novel jay]

@wild mason Make primitive barrels with wood, a bit of rope, and wild wax. Bring them out in the spring to catch all the rain, and then store them in caves (if we have them) or underground callers. When any droughts come, use them to keep the crops alive.

[midnight ocean]

You cant do irrigation with a stream or a creek?

Its still a decent amount of water

[cunning niche]

@wild mason i wanna see my map

[frank latch]

to be fair
at the moment Tia may not be aware of any problems with their people
therefore no reason to change or innovate

[wild mason]

You do not have caves and the barrels you make are shoddy, shitty barrels... but they are barrels.

[midnight ocean]

Like I said theres always population growth

[cunning niche]

@wild mason how is fakher that huge

[novel jay]

Can they hold water at all?

[west path]

they are too small

if you want to divert them into smaller channels

there would be no water flow

[frank latch]

but unless that population growth creates problems (which it should) then players may not feel like they need to innovate

[midnight ocean]

a creek maybe but a stream surely

[west path]

thus youre limited to farming next to them which is hard because the soil is limited

[frosty drum]

@wild mason idk what I can do rn
What are my problems currently

[marsh lance]

@wild mason can i try to tame the werths wurt critters.. and uhh do i have any hallucinogenic plants my people have discovered? I have an idea for a religion

[wild mason]

1. He is NATIVE, you RELOCATED HERE.
2. He is a lizard next to a body of water and thus spawning is great for him.
3. He is not trying to build a planned city but letting towns develop naturally.

[wild mason]

Yes

[cunning niche]

Can he even hold onto his land?

[wild mason]

Probably not all of it, but his core territories, yes.

[novel jay]

Good enough for me

[midnight ocean]

Whatever @wild mason clear out more land around the streams and creeks for farming grain

[wild mason]

Stop trying to forge copper over a campfire 😭

[cunning niche]

@wild mason what would happen if we stopped planning our city and just let it form naturaly

[wild mason]

It would probably develop slightly faster but be much less orderly,

[midnight ocean]

that would probably be better considering your late neolithic

[west path]

a stream could work but you'd need humid seasons

if you get a drought your entire irrigation is over

[cunning niche]

Let it form naturally

[midnight ocean]

cronge

[wild mason]

No hallicunogens, but the Werth Wurts are fond of your fetid meats 😋

[cunning niche]

@wild mason i want to make flag

[midnight ocean]

bro

[marsh lance]

YAAAAY NATIONAL DELICACY

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gusfring-gif-24463299

[midnight ocean]

wait like ONE session

[wild mason]

@novel jay Your travels on the northern river has evidenced a destroyed village made by creatures that seemed to be much larger and smaller than you. It looks as though a fire ravaged the place and the few charred corpses you find have antlers.

[marsh lance]

@wild mason begin feeding werths that come up to us and use the ones we have already tamed for things like physical labor (pulling a basket or some less heavy object) or hunting

[rose forge]

@wild mason
Since sending a person back with the seafarers didn't help

Some people fascinated with the ocean try to learn the basics of ocean navigation themselves

Eventually may become a specialized job if they can come back with exotic stuff from voyages

[cunning niche]

@wild mason why are there no intresting things near mee

[novel jay]

@wild mason turn the clay into pots using the wood-ash furniture we made a while ago. Make large jars meant to hold salted meats or fish sauces

[frank latch]

@wild mason Have our people extract these red/brown rocks. Test their durability and strength. In addition look for ways to expand/grow current tuber patches

[wild mason]

they are "Tame" as in they will not attack you instantly, they are not good for working yet

[vagrant ginkgo]

how many vessels do we have?

[cunning niche]

@wild mason so he can do this but i cant search for Cool Blue Rocks!

[marsh lance]

😔

My little critters

[cunning niche]

Oh wait

Nvm

[wild mason]

Your people have several dozen vessels but most are not suited to travel across the seas

[marsh lance]

I will save them from the wild

[cunning niche]

Read his messege wrong

Hes exyracting things he already found

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason How is my new sect of rock workers doing with the shiny rocks?

[cunning niche]

@wild mason try mining and see if we find anything

[marsh lance]

Ig just feed the ones that come around us

[vagrant ginkgo]

tell the travelers this; If they help us improve our vessels to be sea worthy, then we will give them one, as well as our blessing across the ocean

[frosty drum]

Ok fine
Than what else

[novel jay]

Head the fuck away and be extra cautious of seeing other creatures, making a lot of spears.

[wild mason]

The brown-red tinted rocks do seem to be a bit more hardy 🤔

[frank latch]

Blumi specifically said that we were able to reliably harvest tubers from specific areas.

[cunning niche]

I read ur messege wrong!

I thought you meant to find

[frank latch]

oh

sorry

[cunning niche]

Not that u already found

[frank latch]

then

[wild mason]

*Fruit
The tubers you can grow on your own

[cunning niche]

It otay!

[frank latch]

oh
I thought you said we weren't able to reliably harvest the fruit

okay

I see

[frank latch]

Hey

that's mine

[wild mason]

They seem sceptical, they want a small number of your people to return with them. ( Like 2 - 3, meaning they would need to make the trip to death to be taken )

[cunning niche]

@wild mason 1 am here gn

[wild mason]

You do find some softer, shiny rocks

[midnight ocean]

more space for me to take up

[frosty drum]

@wild mason Plant Seeds from that other land (im pretty sure we have bamboo you mentioned last session) along our coasts So we have a source that's easily reachable

[wild mason]

Not every area is super interesting, like the middle of a dead desert is going to be boring for a long time.

[frank latch]

wrong react

[wild mason]

You did not harvest any seeds from there but nothing is stopping a return voyage to do so.

[frank latch]

I'm pretty sure Bananam just has the worst spawn locations out of anyone in game room

[novel jay]

@wild mason Go to one of the large hills and start making some tunnels into them, until we find stone.

[frosty drum]

Imma do a return voyage then

[frank latch]

it's canon

[wild mason]

He genuinely had a great spawn and then migrated when it wasn't what he wanted 👽

[vagrant ginkgo]

ok, agreed

[midnight ocean]

arent there better ways to find stone

[frank latch]

either that or he just doesn't like adapting to the environment and working with what he has

[novel jay]

I don’t have a lot of stone

[midnight ocean]

real

[novel jay]

I sorta just got stream rocks

[wild mason]

As you do this you struggle to keep occasional rains from washing soil back into them

[frank latch]

@wild mason would we be able to shape these harder rocks?

(with bones and flint)

[rose forge]

@wild mason

As gradual improvements to kilns continue, eventually temperatures become hot enough to be able to melt sand.

Though what to do with molten sand and work with it proves difficult.

At the very least makes melting ore into metal faster.

[wild mason]

Yes, you could, but you need to be careful.

[novel jay]

I got to go for a bit, sorta just use the time to develop some stuff in the towns

[wild mason]

You return and distantly see antlered women when you are deeper inland, but they do not interact with you. You return with the fruit of bamboo and some cut shoots.

[frank latch]

why?

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason Start making a crude kind of fishing rod out of wood and plant fibres for fishermen in my northern village to use alongside spear fishing

[frosty drum]

👁
Hello

[marsh lance]

@wild mason uhh last action cause i gotta go to my gfs but..
Keep exploring north 🤑🤑🤑⭐🗣️✨✨✨🔥

[wild mason]

I dont know why I said that 👽

[midnight ocean]

qhar

[wild mason]

An explorer notes a region to your north where the thick jungles finally end and there are open wet plains

[marsh lance]

VINLAND FOUND 🗣️🗣️ VINLAND FOUND 🗣️🗣️

[rose forge]

real

[marsh lance]

THE PROMISED LAND OF ANYWHERE BUT THE JUNGLE HAS BEEN FOUND!!

[frosty drum]

@wild mason Last action for now (3 or 4 or 5 hours)
Build More shelters across the main place we are
And toss some copper at notably smart people
Gtg now

[midnight ocean]

Vinland saga

goated anime

[wild mason]

You need forges to do anything with the copper 👽

[rose forge]

@wild mason

As craftsmen experiment with making stuff from metal eventually somebody comes up with the idea of a tong

This proves useful in working with stuff that's still quite hot. Albeit due to lack of gloves will have to switch out tongs for a cooler one if it heats up too much.

With this tool early blacksmithing starts to take shape and develop

[rose cape]

@wild mason what is popping

[midnight ocean]

guh

[wild mason]

Death and Pope realized they were on an island

[rose cape]

i mean for me

@wild mason Begin efforts to improve the rafts so that they travel further from shore. Also begin designing a way to control their movement 🙏

[wild mason]

@rose cape One night, while your rafts are testing how far they can sail, another raft, larger, and more ornate approaches yours. The shadows stretch and blend with the frigid, dark waters and the iridescent glow of blazing torches outlines the silhouttes of hulking, antlered creatures.

[rose cape]

@wild mason Retreat back to the mainland and close the gates. Arm the soldiers and begin planting outward-facing stakes

[rose forge]

ooh wonder who that is

[rose cape]

im not tryna fuck around and find out

[rose forge]

coward

[midnight ocean]

oooooohhhhh

[rose cape]

cowards live 🤫

[midnight ocean]

bro got so scared of a boat he started making stakes on land

Do your people think its gonna get out of the water and rush your village

[rose cape]

@wild mason send a single messenger to communicate with them and see if they are friendly

[rose forge]

@wild mason
As my people's seafarers learn more and more about ocean travel

(due to lack of compasses stars and weather knowledge is the only way to navigate)

Some feel confident enough to attempt a voyage out into the unknown and hopefully come back with something exotic

[wild mason]

They do seem friendly 🤯 Though they don't like how you kept ignoring them for years

[rose cape]

no way 😱

[wild mason]

Which direction do they go?

[rose cape]

@wild mason bring them a gift of a basket of our berries

[wild mason]

Also pope says he would be interested in doing it together, he wants to go north

[midnight ocean]

are these guys an npc

cause im scared if an npc has good boats

[rose cape]

yes

[wild mason]

They seem a bit confused and though a langauge barrier persists they seem to believe that you should have tried to get something in return 🤔

[wild mason]

Yes

[rose cape]

capitalist bastards

when did discord add this 👽

[rose forge]

West

[rose cape]

@wild mason we will send one of our people with them to try and learn the language so that we can improve communication 😱

[wild mason]

Pope wants to go with you on this and go north. Will you do this and go Northwest or nah?

[wild mason]

The problem is you literally, physically, cannot utter certain sounds to each other.

How will you deal with this?

[rose forge]

sure

[rose cape]

we can do back-and-forth talking (i.e. our person talks in our native language but can understand their language, and they have a person who talks in their native language and understands our own)

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason Start building better boats which are more sturdy and can travel larger distances out from the coast. Start making them out of wooden planks instead of purely logs and make larger sails. Also start researching ways to make boats more stable and better to steer.

[lucid oriole]

@wild mason In some plantations, a new faith/philosophy based on ending the cycle of suffering and attaining what the Arimon call “Khet’ur”- literally translating to “Freedom from toil”- has emerged, with emphasis on reflection on both yourself and the world around you. Breaking away from traditional views of an ascetic life being the way to achieve enlightenment, they see breaking the binds to this world as the way to escape the suffering inherent in life, with men and women born into it being separated from their parents and raised by a group of monks from birth to become a monk in adulthood

[midnight ocean]

Oil please stop cooking your making us look bad

[lucid oriole]

i am

working on something

[wild mason]

They seem to believe the Lake is their property and are wondering why your people are there, but also do not try anything aggressive about it

[rose cape]

ok we will have to genocide them at some point

good to know

@wild mason once they leave, begin having our scholars sketch out the designs of their boats and use it to improve our own 😎

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cat-dance-cat-cat-meme-chinese-cat-gif-1274766959165009975

Seems this session is pretty dead aside from Pope and Death

[rose cape]

real

[wild mason]

Your "Friends" implore you use their means of exchange, small, dully silver colored pieces of metal.

@wild mason can i see what i look like

[rose forge]

@wild mason

Some people attempt to plant the pinecones and other stuff brought back from the voyage

With the discovery of the aggressive deer up North, some of the surviving voyagers start looking into weapon development, inspiring others to do so as well

[wild mason]

i had to go do stuff

[rose cape]

show them the shiny dust (it is better)

[vagrant ginkgo]

@rose forge im tryna make a starchart map of the land around us for our people to use

i planted the pinecones too

[lucid oriole]

they live on monasteries btw

[vagrant ginkgo]

dgaf

[vagrant ginkgo]

dgaf

[lucid oriole]

if that wasn’t already clear

[vagrant ginkgo]

dgaf

😂😂😂

[wild mason]

Yes, it was obvious 👽

[rose forge]

noice

My people will help with thst

[wild mason]

They say that a satchel of your shiny dust is only worth 3 of their coins.

[rose cape]

pah! blasphemy against our great culture

[rose forge]

@wild mason

Welp in the process of weapon development my people finally have the bow.

But with metal tipped arrow heads instead of flint if need be

[vagrant ginkgo]

@wild mason try to use tree trunks dug into the ground to make fortifications around our towns

[vagrant ginkgo]

can you teach me the way of the bow

[lucid oriole]

some people might not get it 💭

[rose forge]

don't see why not

[wild mason]

Yes And unlike the stupid Menterr you can actually use them

[rose forge]

Ever since the great die off from that weather phenomenon most of my cultures food be grown

not much hunting -w-

[wild mason]

@wild mason expand agriculture using the seeds from the marsh

fr

[vagrant ginkgo]

noice!!

[wild mason]

i will catch up fr

[vagrant ginkgo]

me and death make a good team

[wild mason]

aw we are dumb

that sucks

[wild mason]

They take your response poorly, saying they know the value and that coins are easier to record value with. They ask the question "If a bag of your golden powder is diluted with sand, will it have the same value? If not, what would stop one from doing so, knowing it is unlikely to be found it is adulterated?"

[rose cape]

For our golden powder is not a means of trade, but rather a protection against those that lurk. Those who seem to eerily resemble you. Your stay is no longer welcome here. Not until the next moon's pass.

[rose forge]

@wild mason
As a result of the artists map project land surveying techniques have been devised to get a more accurate drawing of the island

This may prove useful later on should people want to do large scale planning on land

As for mapping stuff across the ocean, how to solve that and remain accurate remains to be seen

[rose cape]

@wild mason Once they leave, our work begins. Firstly, steal their boat designs and improve them using our far superior intellect. Next, begin figuring out a way to make coins like theirs using the gold dust. Then, we will begin constructing superior ways to attack from afar, in order to prevent them from using their large antlers in the case of a battle.

[wild mason]

Do you not think they are also preparing to deal with you, you spat in the face of their people.

[rose cape]

Of course they are. But we are smarter, Blumi, we are superior.

[wild mason]

@wild mason find a material to make papyrus out of

[rose cape]

@wild mason Begin placing angled pikes around our encampment in order to fortify it further from Those Who Lurk and the Antler People

[wild mason]

This is like the 4th time you've done this btw 👽

@rose cape Seeing as tension is rising the tribe on the other shore has continued sending out vessels to near the deeper areas of the lake, distantly observing you. They oddly enough seem to be keeping most near their shores and yet spend such a long time on them 🤔

[rose forge]

@wild mason
As the writing system continues to evolve and improve.

The knowledge of skills, history, and knowledge can be more accurately written down and not lost in translation in later generations.

As a result the knowledge base this civilization builds upon is less fragile.

One example of how this helps is documenting all the medicinal plants that can be found on the island and how they're used.

Making it easier to learn how to provide care to the sick and injured

[midnight ocean]

Why is bro so obsessed with pikes

Nobody even has horses yet

[rose forge]

I haven't even domesticated animals / raise em

don't really need em it seems for now

Hmm what have I've been neglecting....

ah right large settlement infrastructure

Hmmm not really necessary for sewage if farming just be scattered throughout the settlement

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-cat-cat-lies-cool-кот-gif-26069045

I think it may be time to end this session, a big event is coming next time.

[rose forge]

Oh right completely forgot about salt

@wild mason
It tastes good as seasoning, so people intentionally boil salt water to get sum salt

They also notice that the steam from it condenses into fresh water

[lucid oriole]

Nooo

💔

Why do U host inconveniently for me 😢

[wild mason]

Pretty much just Death and occasionally Acnaq and Pope are doing stuff rn

[lucid oriole]

I will do stuff

[rose forge]

I'm just catching up on stuff i forgot to follow up on lol

[wild mason]

Do u want to know the other reason

[lucid oriole]

Yea

[wild mason]

I ate 4 burritos last night and do not know how long I will be in the restroom

[wild mason]

Acnaq, Alpha, Amazting, Walrus, Pat, Kleznam, Ercan, Fish, and Cosmic. I suggest you try to be here next time... 🤫

[rose forge]

smh

[rose forge]

🗿

[wild mason]

It would be best if they were for their nations 🥰

[rose forge]

Welp glad no risk of imminent invasion probably for me and pope

[wild mason]

Wait do you think someone is gonna try invading them all

[rose forge]

Mmm in the future

but as I see it risk is very low in this time period

overseas invasions not worth the effort

[wild mason]

The only major "War" was basically just Acnaq getting killed by a bunch of weirdo fetishist lizards and then "totally not enslaving" their survivors after scaring the shit out of them

Also Alpha helped and then almost got into it with Acnaq

[rose forge]

👌

[lucid oriole]

i plan on going to war with ret’ada eventually

[rose forge]

Hmmm there's no reason to....

but is possible to get stuff into the stratosphere with enough effort via trebuchet or catapult

[wild mason]

I dont see the point in doing that but OK, also just because they are peaceful does not mean they are not ready to defend themselves

[lucid oriole]

I need them to declare war on me though 💭

[lucid oriole]

The point is

I need to set up some conditions for future plans

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/894414398330929173/1287895572484853760/caption.gif

[rose forge]

gonna have to compensate with superior weapons due to lack of war experience...

shit

[wild mason]

You and pope are pretty safe from invasion to be honest

And you aren't at each other's throats

[rose forge]

👍

just thinking like way into the future like... around the age of European colonization tech wise

welp

[rose forge]

just to confirm this is officially session ended right?

[rapid ibex]

Omfg did I miss another

Dammit

I don’t got time for this shit

[rose forge]

breh

[west path]

Alien

sorry i was playing Arcane Peakdyssey

[wild mason]

Just know it will actually impact your nations

[west path]

If i dont make it i have a nifty strategy up my sleeve its called Emotionally detaching myself from my nation

• Ragequitting

works everytime

[dull wing]

SEYERN

[rose forge]

that doesn't sound emotionally detatching

[rose forge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

man was too weird in dms

and other stuff apparently

[west path]

yes

i can do either

[dull wing]

Bro that’s just Seyern 😭

[west path]

or both at the same time

[dull wing]

But I guess idk

Although why do DMs matter in this server

[rose forge]

How weird have ya seen him get tho

[rose forge]

cause made people uncomfortable / tos

[dull wing]

Not as weird as he told me he got in DMs

[dull wing]

Hmm ok ig

[west path]

then... have you considered that he might not be fully mentally functional

[rose forge]

which issss

[rose cape]

i am fighting literal deer

[west path]

he was behaving extremely weird

[west path]

let them annex you

[dull wing]

Nah…(maybe)

[west path]

like extremely unusual

he gave me weird vibes i didnt like him much

UNTIL we played RGD together where it was lowk funny to look at his internet falling apart

[dull wing]

I liked Seyern 😔
But he told me what he did and ig a ban makes sense

[rose forge]

aight

[west path]

can u tell me in dms

im curiou

[rose forge]

i can jsut send soms of the stuff that got him banned

[wild mason]

Im curious now

I want to see

[rose forge]

breh

[dull wing]

Seyern’s yapping all of it to us in Genesion (new Endloss type thing)

[rose cape]

@wild mason begin sending our improved vessels out as well

[rose forge]

aight I'll send you both some screenshots of the behavior that got him banned ig

[wild mason]

Session is over

[rose cape]

nah, i will destroy them

[dull wing]

Ok ig he kinda told me but ok

[rose cape]

i disagree

[rose forge]

u want em too?

[wild mason]

@rose cape And next session you and them may have bigger issues than each other 🤫

[dull wing]

Oh I thought you were talking to me

[rose forge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[west path]

why are you hyping this up

its probably gonna be a famine or a major plague

Actually

you've probably done medieval research and are giving us the little ice age

since i think most of these are in colder areas

or its just us

moving to ancient

[frank latch]

Am I cooking?

[west path]

5 hours more and you can rival blumi

who was in krita for like 3 days

[spring bison]

why are yall porpusefully leaving this open

[frank latch]

I can't keep my laptop on that long

[spring bison]

how does one keep their pc on for 3 fucking days

[frank latch]

so that whenever someone asks something or wants an image or update on something I can very easily provide it

[spring bison]

alien reason

[frank latch]

you are the reason

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[west path]

@frank latch Use ancient Zipean technologies to timeskip to late medieval

if you reach like victorian ill start playing

[vital latch]

imagine I did this with the absolutely massive #1288715726995329067 photoshop file

[frank latch]

unfortunately
because the people are unknowledgable to the technology
you accidently skipped to the 23rd century

[spring bison]

@frank latch nuke maizan

[frank latch]

Done

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 16

[hollow garden]

@frank latch start expanding

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[hollow garden]

yes yes yes

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 20

[frank latch]

Nice

[spring bison]

it is law

[hollow garden]

YAY

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @frank latch destroy the planet

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 2

[vital latch]

add a 0

[hollow garden]

@frank latch you have to do it

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 11

[west path]

fuck

[vital latch]

since nothing is equal to 0

[west path]

how will bowistan players deal with this

[frank latch]

by nuking Maizan

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 19

[spring bison]

bowistan needs to be speed up

[frank latch]

sped*

[hollow bobcat]

5:57 AM

[west path]

i already have anti missile and AA systems

[spring bison]

and hosted more

[frank latch]

and no it doesn't

[west path]

,roll 50 defense systems

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 16

[spring bison]

yes it does

tfym

[west path]

kms

[frank latch]

what do you mean it needs to be sped up?

[spring bison]

3 years per session aint going to cut it

[frank latch]

why?

[west path]

BoW wants to get a college degree before the mw gets to victorian

[frank latch]

I think the pacing is perfectly fine honestly

[spring bison]

dym why

[frank latch]

I'm not going to college

[west path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140839348711997550/1273044767705399317/attachment.gif

[spring bison]

do you want to be a garbage man

[vital latch]

one problem

[frank latch]

they make bank

[west path]

you will sink in college debt

[vital latch]

bowistan is made to be a test mw

it's gone on longer then most non test mw

you're just repeating fish map wars sins

[frank latch]

true
unfrotunately I didn't really scale the map right

[west path]

@vital latch when is bro playing qud again

[frank latch]

but

[spring bison]

except its going to take 100 sessions until we reach late medieval

[frank latch]

the map war is meant to be medieval

[spring bison]

considering there is only one session per month

[frank latch]

why are y'all so sent on tech rushing??

[vital latch]

[spring bison]

👽

[frank latch]

I have never hosted less than 3 times a month at least

[west path]

You must play it

its too peak

[frank latch]

more than what you could say

[spring bison]

battle royale

choose your location

[frank latch]

how though?

I didn't steal Bowistan
nor do I play in it

[frank latch]

idk why I said Fish MW

[spring bison]

every bowistan session feels like nothing progresses

[frank latch]

says the one who's only goal was to end Rizia

[west path]

Pure pain

[spring bison]

👽

what does that have to do with anything

that makes no sense

[frank latch]

what exactly of the map war have you played?

the only thing you've done is invade Rizia

[spring bison]

👽

[vital latch]

theres more sins then that

with the most notable being

"has been going on for over a year"

[frank latch]

?

wdym

[vital latch]

you're going to repeat the sin

bowistan might go on forever

that's BAD

[spring bison]

when are yall joining

[frank latch]

then again
it doesn't help that I don't have a lot of time to host

[frank latch]

when the map war gets good

[spring bison]

👽

[vital latch]

is this a shitpost

[spring bison]

probably

maybe

perharps

[vital latch]

(I don't join non shitpost map wars unless they have actual effort put into them)

[west path]

ok so i need to get uhh

8 more levels

[frank latch]

😭

[vital latch]

ok we're dropping in floridiot

[pine copper]

Bruh

So not cool 😞

[frank latch]

very uncool

[vital latch]

bowistan has effort put into it's map

[spring bison]

You become an governor of a polish colony in Florida

[frank latch]

a*

[west path]

i did the math

i cant dominate it

[vital latch]

can we make that romanian

[west path]

so i have wasted time

[spring bison]

WHAT

[west path]

my highest possible domination is 23 roll

msot of the critters i wanted to dominate are far above that

[novel jay]

@frank latch Session tomorrow?

[frank latch]

most likely

I will try to host early

like 10-11

I will also host Sunday

that's guaranteed

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-nixon-heart-locket-my-beloved-funny-president-gif-25194902

[novel jay]

Holy fuck

[frank latch]

I will also host early to give non-americans a chance to actually play

[frank latch]

especially Tia
I feel bad for them

[novel jay]

I’m going to wake up at 5 A.M to the army wake-up call so I can physically not be late

[frank latch]

I will try to host more
even on weekdays (in the evenings) when school isn't in the way

but I can't really guarantee that

[pine copper]

@noble cedar will literally sacrifice sleep

[frank latch]

and I wont' let them sacrifice sleep

I don't think Bowistan is THAT important

[lucid oriole]

@balmy epoch Hi!

Ping poeple

I'm mhsointg

@wild mason above

WW2 1936

[rose forge]

ooh

[balmy epoch]

usa

[lucid oriole]

how i'm gonna do it is

U design

Ur own divisions

[rose forge]

Imma be Luxembourg fr

[lucid oriole]

Actually no

30k regiments

For infantry

500 for armored

🤔

Dm me your

Setup

[balmy epoch]

nasrallah is dead

i can’t be here for a bit so i can’t

[lucid oriole]

ping people

!!

[pine copper]

They always will

[lucid oriole]

Play

@sullen pawn

for reference

[west path]

@vital latch ck3 addict

[wild mason]

[Event "AI Factory's Chess"]
[Site "Android Device"]
[Date "2024.09.27"]
[Round "1"]
[White "You"]
[Black "Cpu (2)"]
[PlyCount "29"]
[Result "1-0"]

1. Nc3 d5 2. Nb5 e5 3. e3 Qf6 4. d3 Nc6 5. Nxc7+ Kd8
2. Nxa8 g6 7. g3 b6 8. Nxb6 a6 9. Nxc8 h6 10. h4 Ke8
3. Nb6 Na5 12. Nxd5 Nb3 13. cxb3 Be7 14. Nxf6+

This was the first game I managed to win

[lucid oriole]

Can U prove it

Also you should post the full manneva 2 NMao

[spring bison]

when are we getting good mapwars

[west path]

2030

[spring bison]

insane

[wild mason]

What happens in 2030

[west path]

Ercan starts hosting

and starts a MW renaissance

also mega mw releases

[vital latch]

true

[wild mason]

The beautiful baby is cooked

[west path]

@midnight ocean would u let this disrespect go free

[spring bison]

mega mw is getting delayed

to 2034

[balmy epoch]

lmao who made this

[midnight ocean]

What the hell is happening

[midnight ocean]

Lmao what

[wild mason]

@uneven totem and Me

[wild mason]

Yeah I can't believe how they are running with the story that you stealing some cake from the counter makes you a bad dog

[west path]

i have lost a surprising amount of people

i had 10 originally

[wild mason]

Wgar game is this

[west path]

odd realm

@vital latch what about ck3 has made u addicted

[uneven totem]

This beautiful realm is yours https://www.reddit.com/r/acnaq/

[rose forge]

wut dis

oh syx

[spring bison]

what game

[west path]

i love furniture

[west path]

not songs of syx

what

[hollow garden]

I LOVE R/acnaq

[west path]

SCROLL UP

[wild mason]

Sorry but that is not something that Discordians can do

[spring bison]

what

oh

[west path]

set up a nice hunter

Food production is up

[rose forge]

that's what ur now playing says

[west path]

set up a bakery

[west path]

i just hopped on

[wild mason]

what

[wild mason]

what game

[west path]

songs of syx

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-minecraft-a-minecraft-movie-jack-black-i-am-steve-gif-13691645871022200802

is it multiplayer

[west path]

no

its a citybuilder so lik

[wild mason]

even sim city is multiplayer

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-pvp-gif-27478996

[midnight ocean]

Rimworld could be multiplayer…

[west path]

songs of syx js aint built for it

[midnight ocean]

😔

[west path]

when you set up the server it will be

[midnight ocean]

It’s too complicated man I can’t

Make someone else do it

[west path]

thats like saying you cant play qud when you have 200 hours in it

[wild mason]

how good is it

omg

[midnight ocean]

Literally what are you saying

[west path]

cosmics too busy playing ck3

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-minecraft-a-minecraft-movie-jack-black-i-am-steve-gif-13691645871022200802

[west path]

i love qud

i love qud

[midnight ocean]

I doubt cosmic could get it set up either

[west path]

then who

[wild mason]

i betcha @lime hemlock could do it

fr fr

[midnight ocean]

Idk and I’m also pretty sure he games on a Mac

[west path]

literally nobody except cosmic or you owns rimworld on my friends list

[wild mason]

i do too

omg

[west path]

shh

i mean if u can set up the server then we ball

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-gif-4439279616571508647

[west path]

@midnight ocean when r u getting civ6 we need to play a massive game room MP civ campaign

[midnight ocean]

Civ sucks

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/f16-gif-14036902144968050391

[wild mason]

we must play civ6

again

ill do the big europe map

[west path]

ew

[wild mason]

so you dont die immediatly

[wild mason]

):

[west path]

elaborate as to why

[west path]

europe map sucks ass

[wild mason]

hello lebron

[wild mason]

):

[west path]

i prefer the randomized maps

[wild mason]

Why do I suck so bad at Chess

how about the ones i make

[spring bison]

excuse me

[wild mason]

I don't understand what causes checkmate

[west path]

i would honestly play eu4 but it doesnt run that well for me

[rose forge]

No way for king to move without getting killed

[spring bison]

eu4 is a nightmare

[wild mason]

Every time I do that the king suddenly gets my piece

I don't understand how

[spring bison]

We must pray paradox dosent mess up eu5

they will

but

[rose forge]

?

[spring bison]

we must have hope

[rose forge]

wdym the king suddenly gets ur piece

[west path]

lowk

[wild mason]

Basically I will place a piece somewhere where I think it will either capture or block off the King, but somehow the king always instantly captures it

[west path]

a game room dominions campaign

would fr go so hard

[spring bison]

are you willing to buy it for everyone

[rose forge]

...

king can move to any of the spaces orthogonally adjacent to it

so just don't be within one space of the king

[west path]

qhar

dominions costs 30$ i cant afford allat

[rose forge]

are ya confusing the king with a queen somehow

[wild mason]

OK but how does the king capture my piece when I try capturing it

[wild mason]

No

[spring bison]

so we cant have that

[wild mason]

Because I will have a piece that can capture it if there are too few pieces to put it in check, and when I try to capture the King it makes it capture the piece I used

[rose forge]

Well in chess there shouldn't be any situation where it's your turn and you can move a piece to capture the king unless it's checkmate

[west path]

should i play ck2

[wild mason]

OK I am seriously missing something here because I have been in what sounds like the position

[rose forge]

Check is what happens when your opponent forces your king to move by putting a piece that could capture your king if it stayed still

[spring bison]

this is worded badly

checkmate is when the king is in check and it cant move anywhere else

and there isint any piece you can use to block the check

[rose forge]

aight

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/redfox-fox-gif-13447128

[spring bison]

finally it is the weekend

I still have one test to do tho

2

[wild mason]

@rose forge If it happens again I'll try to get the transcript of moves because clearly I cannot explain properly to you how it goes

[rose forge]

👌

or just send screenshot of before and after

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason sorry I know the session ended but can I get a map update

After your done with the chess thing

[west path]

gotta love to see the earlygame wars

[spring bison]

ck2

we should play that again

ong

[west path]

ok but we need klez

[wraith quarry]

I HATE IT

I HATE IT

I HATE LOOKING AT FORMER RAIL LINES IN THE U.S

IT'S SO SAD

WHY DID WE BULLDOZE ALL OF THEM 😭

[west path]

is this a fair fight?

[wraith quarry]

MY TOWN USED TO HAVE RAIL LINES IN IT

SO CLOSE

WE WERE SO CLOSE TO GREATNESS

[spring bison]

rail lines are trash

we need highway lines instead

[lucid oriole]

Yea

[west path]

time to start worshipping the devil

[sullen pawn]

E what

[west path]

i love arcane power

[wraith quarry]

you know

what

is even worse

we tore down the abandoned tracks for disgusting bike trails

all over florida they did this

[west path]

gg

[west path]

r these bike trails even designed well

[wraith quarry]

i mean

they're fine

they just aren't very useful

because they just follow the routes the rail lines they were originally on followed

so they have no practicality other than recreation

THEY REMOVED

OVER

41,400 MILES OF RAIL

FOR BIKES

🤮

[west path]

gg

i got my wife on the throne

Soon i will inherit mercia

[wraith quarry]

oh my god

i just found the worst rail road crossing ever

it goes through the middle of a 3-way road intersection 😭

there is a crossing guard straight through the middle

[wild mason]

Can you show 5uis

This

[rose forge]

that's so fucking expensive

[wraith quarry]

ill try to see if I can remove street names

because

its kinda close to where I live 👽

okay

i cannot

but

[rose forge]

Well removing street names just makes it harder to find

[rose forge]

heck imma go find this right now

that or I'll find another example of it

[west path]

welp

my old character died of dancing plague

i return to being a child

which is fine since i directly inherit mercia

[wraith quarry]

this is basically what it looks like

[rose forge]

🗿

[wraith quarry]

this is peak american road design

[frank latch]

truly

[rose forge]

even this is less shit
https://youtu.be/dXn1VF3osB0

[wraith quarry]

like

it is a spur line

so it is not very traffic heavy

but still

who designed this

[wraith quarry]

which is worse

the video one

?

[rose forge]

At least in the video there's a dedicated straight piece of road for crossing

[rose forge]

but this is just ... why

[pine copper]

What is up my game roomers

What what

[west path]

@wraith quarry how expand my shapez empire

[pine copper]

Raise the roof

[wraith quarry]

new shape production

[wraith quarry]

it's likely due to lack of planning ngl

the roads look very much like the road that the signals are on was the only road at the time
and then the intersecting road was added later

and this is the end result

[rose forge]

Just.... don't put the intersection there???

like breh

[wraith quarry]

that's asking too much of city planners

oh my god

it got even worse

😭

I FOUND ANOTHER

it goes straight through a 4-way intersection

[undone zodiac]

Greg

[midnight ocean]

Real

[undone zodiac]

Yeah

[rose forge]

wtffff

[wraith quarry]

it gets even worse guh

[rose forge]

why can't they just move the road

instead of just slapping it in the worst place possible

[wraith quarry]

well

i guess since the spur lines are low traffic

on the rare occasion there are trains

it's not a big enough deal to cause a problem

but still

[spring bison]

I have an idea on how to fix this

build a 12 lane highway

[wraith quarry]

yes

[rose forge]

it just baffles me that they decide to place the roads like that tho

[lucid oriole]

JOIN ME RISK

683XY

683XY

683XY

683XY

[wraith quarry]

also

i found another spur

it goes through another 4 way intersection

but worse

[rose forge]

amazing

[rose forge]

wut dos

[wraith quarry]

so

yeah

it seems to be common for spurs

[lucid oriole]

risk

[west path]

decided to slightly optimize my factory using this

[rose forge]

on wut

[lucid oriole]

Wdym

Oh

Qing

[wraith quarry]

I think this takes the cake though

[rose forge]

bruh

on a fucking roundabout

dafaq

IT'S NOT EVEN CENTERED

I hate it thanks

[wraith quarry]

it's in georgia

i will be visiting it

[rose forge]

this was before roundabout

[wraith quarry]

possibly

[rose forge]

"Folks really weren't abiding by the way it was laid out. They were making some turns that really weren't advised, frankly, some dangerous maneuvers," says Collins.

[wraith quarry]

as bad as it is

the roundabout is probably an improvement

[rose forge]

yeah

[west path]

decided to leech off the yellow and red triangle balls to create the other advanced shape i need

[rose forge]

"People couldn't tell when to stop and who's turn was next, so this kind of eliminates that," says Bassaloff.

[wraith quarry]

good

[rose forge]

https://www.13wmaz.com/article/news/local/sandersville-roundabout-railroad-crossing-washington-county/93-2e57ccda-0114-4d5f-a23f-396cc7f43f85

[wraith quarry]

when I, fish
become president

I will bulldoze all of the highways and replace them with train tracks

[balmy epoch]

lost my vote

[wraith quarry]

I will also begin the construction of a massive torture chamber for enemies of Iraq's regime

this includes persecuting war criminals from the 2003 iraq invasion

[balmy epoch]

regained my vote

[west path]

i needed it anyway

this is probably less efficient than a dedicated refinery but i could care less ngl

[wraith quarry]

thinking like a true business man

[west path]

my old dutch windmill setup is stupid basic

but it works so meh

[wraith quarry]

if it works it works

[west path]

i have ptsd from uhh

purple blueprints

this is an insane amount of BS for local color production

[wraith quarry]

wild

[west path]

this is why you should get shapez

[spring bison]

what are you making

[west path]

its silly when you fail to optimize your production

[spring bison]

I cant see

Im lazy to look

[west path]

white and urple to funnel into painting the squares and circles

to create purple blueprint shape

[wraith quarry]

i want to

i cannot

afford it

[spring bison]

crazy

[wraith quarry]

there is a Demo

[west path]

the good thing is

the entire production is localized

thus i dont leech off any resources

the bad thing is i literally have a dedicated dye assembly for white

[marsh lance]

Hi chat

[sullen pawn]

hi game room

[frosty drum]

Host mw

[sullen pawn]

ew

[wraith quarry]

i finished the demo

[wild mason]

@sullen pawn

rate

[sullen pawn]

hot

kelon how good is ur pc

[wild mason]

laptop* and pretty good

[sullen pawn]

how large of a krita file could it run

[wild mason]

idk but it can run a pretty large one

[sullen pawn]

hows...

32k x 22k

[wild mason]

tf

damn

what did you make

[wraith quarry]

it'd be cool if there were goals beyond the specific shape at a time tbh

[sullen pawn]

earth map

with more detail

[wild mason]

damn

[spring bison]

why do your maps use straight lines

it is ugly

[wild mason]

this is real life borders

omg

[wraith quarry]

cuz it's kind of just deleting all of your old facilities when you level up and making a new system

[wild mason]

you should fr send me the file

[spring bison]

thats just for the early game

[sullen pawn]

it wont open

my computer is dying

[wild mason]

dam

[spring bison]

that dosent mean you cant send it

[wild mason]

i fr just snipped out eurasia and north africa and enlarged it

so kewl

[wraith quarry]

oh well

i only played early game

since i literally only got the demo

[spring bison]

because you are in the demo

[wraith quarry]

if only he read my 2nd message 😔

[spring bison]

third message

actually

[wild mason]

@sullen pawn send file in dm

[sullen pawn]

i cant

😔

will tommorow

[wild mason]

k

[wraith quarry]

"erm third message achtually" -🤓

shut up

[sullen pawn]

can we play terraria

or something

[wild mason]

sure

i got terraria

do you have gmod

@sullen pawn

[sullen pawn]

nope

im on aoh2

now

im locked tf in

[wild mason]

aw

[uneven totem]

We got Acnaq subreddit before GTA6 https://www.reddit.com/r/acnaq/new/

[dull wing]

Crazy

[hollow bobcat]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@hollow bobcat: Aknak, Alpha, Noble, Morse, Dorn, Kalzanum, Erkan, Fish and Space. I highly recommend visiting here in the future.

[midnight ocean]

Can we get a sneak peak on like what’s gonna happen

If a meteor hits Ikella I’m crashing out

[wild mason]

That would just make people meta game like hell, no.

[elder arch]

Invention of iron

[midnight ocean]

Give us a cryptic riddle or something idk

[midnight ocean]

No it’s gonna be bad

[cunning niche]

@wild mason what happened while i was gone

[elder arch]

Your tribe collapsed due to an Earthquake

[wild mason]

Ercan became a global power and killed you

[cunning niche]

ARE U SERIOUS RIGHT NOW

[elder arch]

Sorry bro. Blumi rolled a 1 and killed you

[cunning niche]

nah just tell me

[elder arch]

It’s true

[cunning niche]

please

[wild mason]

Nothing too interesting happened in your region but next time you're going to be lucky

[cunning niche]

... wdym by that 🤨

[hollow bobcat]

3 A.M hoster

[cunning niche]

like sarcastic lucky or actually good lucky

[elder arch]

what time is it for you

[wild mason]

Not sarcastic

[hollow bobcat]

Alien

[cunning niche]

so good lucky?

[elder arch]

WHY ARE YOU ALIENING ME I AM ASKING A SIMPLE QUESTION

[cunning niche]

half the time he uses alien it isnt even in the correct context

[hollow bobcat]

Dat's crazy (AmazTING's behaviour)

I can't even have fun

https://tenor.com/view/broom-broom-horse-horse-broom-horse-the-movie-the-horse-movie-gif-21532663

[wild mason]

I used to have a "MFS WILL 👽 ANYTHING THESE DAYS" th8ng saved

[hollow bobcat]

Th8ng? That's a major warn right there

You are DEAD

[sullen pawn]

why are you creatures here when the aw server exists

[cunning niche]

song but with th instead of the s?

[cunning niche]

blumi mapwar to be honest

[sullen pawn]

tribal eras of mws are middd

[wild mason]

Because the AW server is very pretentious and every session I javed watched is 12 commands before it dies or devolves into shit posting or an argument

[cunning niche]

next session will be bronze era

[sullen pawn]

real

not my sessions

[hollow bobcat]

I have a bad timezone so I can't join the sessions

[sullen pawn]

tho

[sullen pawn]

bro lives in vietnam

[cunning niche]

fluffy is the only one that argues alot tbh

they take mapwars so seriously its annoying

[sullen pawn]

fluffy is so annoying

and a whiny pos

[cunning niche]

TRUE

[hollow bobcat]

The best channel in AW is the wall of shame

🤫

[cunning niche]

aw dosent have that dumbass

thats fbh

[sullen pawn]

1 thing doesnt go there way and they're like "RIGGED RIGGED WHY DO YOU HATE ME insert yapping ahh paragraph RIGGED IM DONE TERRIBLE AW"

[hollow bobcat]

Buddy how can I say that in here

I'm referencing to the r slur channel 👽

[cunning niche]

ohhh

[sullen pawn]

shhhhh

i dont even think it sthe r slur

i think its spanish

[cunning niche]

reagen turns facists....

[sullen pawn]

realistic

[hollow bobcat]

Check again

[hollow bobcat]

Didn't even bother to know that both of the channels are just the same thing with different names 😔

[sullen pawn]

it used to be this

they changed it

[hollow bobcat]

Dat's true

But

[sullen pawn]

now its a slur but it used to just be spanish

[hollow bobcat]

Also why can't bro stop tweaking

Ong

[cunning niche]

Shit up

[hollow bobcat]

😭

[sullen pawn]

my shit go down

[prime compass]

Wild

[lucid oriole]

He’s wrong

In that context it is the R slur

“the delayed/slowed ones”

[wild mason]

How do I download a map?

[hardy saffron]

Follow this guide to see how you can install and upload maps:
https://the-official-worldbox-wiki.fandom.com/wiki/Maps
@wild mason

[wild mason]

Thank you

[midnight ocean]

It wasn’t that exactly it was just the r word in Spanish

[wild mason]

Will you be omw a game room

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/green-alien-cat-green-alien-green-cat-alien-gif-721538137659195618

[hollow bobcat]

I see

Alrighty

Wait

Nevermind I just remember the proper word in there now, not from Garlic's image

[wild mason]

I am dogshit at chess does anyone want to play it against me

[lucid oriole]

a

yea

[wild mason]

OK

[wild mason]

Holy shit this is killing my laptop somehow

Computer

Its louder than playing a game why are Discord activities so resource intensive

[lucid oriole]

make a chess.com account

i’m pug_bread

[vital latch]

ok it's 1am

[steep merlin]

Above time (01:00 PDT) in your local time · Sep 28, 2024, 8:00 AM

[vital latch]

I'm sleep deprieved af

[elder arch]

Host please

[vital latch]

but need to make #1288715726995329067 ready

[vital latch]

I just procrastinated for about

8 hours straight

this is supposed to have atleast 2 more folders

[elder arch]

Wait

Is bro making actual art for this

[vital latch]

and the background is empty

[vital latch]

yes im locking in for the shitpost mw

rpg*

[elder arch]

Fire

[elder arch]

What is this poll

Cannot see it because i am on a really old version of Discord

😔

[wild mason]

Australians...

[vital latch]

"what should I do with seyerns sprite since he's dead"
"purge it"
"no spoiley but don't purge it"

[elder arch]

The app store doesn’t have the update yet, we’re always a year behind

[hollow ruin]

real

[cunning niche]

I would live in australia if it was so isolated, didnt have dangerous animals, and had good internet

I like its climate

Like mediteranian climate, gulf arab climate, camifornia, and florida climate

[hollow ruin]

camifornia

[wild mason]

camifornia

[elder arch]

Is there gonna be art for each area

How is it gonna work

[vital latch]

so basically, I'm going to make a bunch of backgrounds to copy into instances

then the instances will have small edits done to them before posting them to better reflect the exact enviornment using another folder that will have assets

the assets folder will have things like extra trees, chests, and buildings