🎲game-room

[wild mason]

and you are considered the best mountaneers in the region

[frank latch]

imagine a empire right here

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden what nation are you again?

[hollow garden]

Amazing

[wild mason]

all i see is prussia

[fallow lark]

You should relax a bit. It's something you do for fun, it's not a job; not something to stress over. Again imma reccomend inactive hosting, and doing shit on your own time when you're not overwhelmed

[hollow garden]

I'm probably well for now in defensive warfare

[hollow garden]

Literally Rome

[prime compass]

Amazting and Dynasty of Aegis when

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1288242900919914599/war.gif

[hollow garden]

Tibet

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden

[frank latch]

real

[prime compass]

Looks like russia

[frosty drum]

Oh
I thought you were germany

[prime compass]

Real

[frank latch]

huh
you're kind of right

[hollow garden]

@wild mason what religion do Mongols follow

[prime compass]

[prime compass]

Money

[frank latch]

Mongolian

[hollow garden]

I just want one dollar man

[wild mason]

ancestor worship

[hollow garden]

ONE

I'm not asking for much

[frank latch]

(Idk)

[spring bison]

you dont need to write events for sessions

[hollow garden]

Tengeri?

[spring bison]

just go with the vibe present in the session and it will be better

[hollow garden]

Hmm

[frank latch]

fair
I just thought it'd be easier to just copy and paste things from a document than write it all out

[hollow garden]

@wild mason Send high ranking Tibetan Buddhist monks and religious texts to the Mongol Khan, emphasizing the spiritual benefits of Buddhism, while offering to guide the Khan in using Buddhist principles to unite and legitimize his rule over the Mongol tribes and ending the violence in the steppe

[signal tulip]

My mongolian friend is a Buddhist

So I guess Buddhism

[hollow garden]

Ah interesting

[spring bison]

this is a result of yall artificially bringing up the expectations of mw

[wild mason]

they accept these monks and they open temples around the capitol

[frank latch]

fair

[spring bison]

back in the day anything could be a mw and be fun

[west path]

@wild mason can i convince you to buy root

or will you not consider it at all

[spring bison]

now its "omg railroading ewww"

[hollow garden]

It acutally is

It's insane how spread out Buddhism is in east asia

[west path]

Why are you railroading?

[wraith quarry]

alpha reference

[spring bison]

your opinion is railroaded btw

[hollow garden]

Qevie reference

[spring bison]

stop railroading your messages bro

[wraith quarry]

zeru suddenly gets 15 9.5 magnitude earthquakes

[signal tulip]

True

[hollow garden]

Many sorries

[frank latch]

I was surprised by Islam tbh
I didn't realize how expansive the religion was until a while ago.

[spring bison]

Orion gets attacked by 10 billion LeBrons

[spring bison]

Tengriism is over 😔

[wraith quarry]

this is peak map war events

[frank latch]

nonreligious is the 2nd largest group in Mongolia??

[wraith quarry]

Orion is quickly overrun by the Lebrons

[hollow sky]

Wait till they unveil Temujin 2

[spring bison]

The NBA takes over and instantly invades Terroe

[hollow garden]

They had a communist government for a long while

that collapsed in the 90s

[frank latch]

Nuke the NBA

[wraith quarry]

Terroe drops biological WMDs

[frank latch]

[spring bison]

they are inefective

NBA genetic experiments

[frank latch]

they are "efective"

[hollow garden]

Begin training Mongol leaders, nobles, and military commanders in Buddhist philosophy, positioning Tibetan monks as key advisors to the Khan. Encourage the integration of Buddhist rituals into court life and military practices, blessing campaigns and using Buddhism to legitimize the Khan’s internal victories

[spring bison]

@wraith quarry A guy fails art school in Orion and turns to politics in Terroe

[hollow garden]

REAL

@frank latch I knew your truth

goodbye to your land in halati

[wild mason]

this is very effective and makes the main religion buddihsm

[frank latch]

nuh uh

[wraith quarry]

Terroe replaces all of its basketball courts with golf courses, the lebronians lose all sources of power

[frank latch]

how about football or something

not golf

Golf is cringe

[spring bison]

Michael Jordan takes over Terroe

[wild mason]

the united states invades mexico

[spring bison]

and he stablishes Russia

[wraith quarry]

Terroe finally falls to the Jordans

[frank latch]

[spring bison]

The LeBron-Jordan war

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-ragdoll-video-game-video-game-gif-20573521

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/running-from-cops-running-from-police-man-running-on-road-running-on-road-jnkstfu-gif-22302807

[wild mason]

do you have gmod

[hardy edge]

yreah

[spring bison]

@wraith quarry summon Nike and Adidas to defeat Jordan

[hollow garden]

@wraith quarry the new chancellor of terrone demands the annexation of the red country in a move named the Terrnchluss

[wild mason]

we must play

[frank latch]

Unreal

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-ragdoll-video-game-video-game-gif-20573521

[wraith quarry]

Eseron activates the polish sleeper agents in Zeru, beginning the coup of the nation

[frank latch]

considering this was my actual plan

[hollow garden]

Ah nice

[hardy edge]

why dd I play 68 hours of Halo Infiinite

[wraith quarry]

the poles are funtionally immune to all basketball players

[spring bison]

it fails and it dooms the nation to being invaded by Nepal

[fallow lark]

I like how the word stablish is dead everywhere except here

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry drop a mount Everest on Nepal

[wraith quarry]

declare that they can only take some of the ethnically toronian territories near the border
but have to promise never to invade afterwards

[spring bison]

it makes them stronger

[frank latch]

dang it

[wild mason]

thats crazy

[wraith quarry]

Eseron says "nah I'd win" and Nepal collapses

however

[wraith quarry]

Eseron sues for peace between Zeru and Eseron

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry "That's no Moon, that's a battle station" Zeru

[wild mason]

yummers

[spring bison]

the poles invade eseron

[hollow garden]

Offer an alliance with the Mongols based on spirituality, the Dalai lama orders the khan to accept the Dalaian supermacy of Tibet and that he would obey religious orders coming from Jim

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/you-may-fire-when-ready-tarkin-star-wars-rogue-one-gif-26239580

[hollow garden]

him*

Who is Jim

[frank latch]

Kim?

[hollow garden]

Is skillerz attacking Mexico

[spring bison]

@wraith quarry Genghis Khan emerges and he spreads Tengriism to the whole world

[hollow garden]

The Terronian chancellor agrees

[frosty drum]

Yes

[wild mason]

the khan isnt that religious and he denies this

[hollow garden]

but he immediately violates his agreement

[spring bison]

👽

[wraith quarry]

this sounds familliar ngl

[hollow garden]

We will excommunicate him from the religion and encourage one of his sons to take the throne

[frosty drum]

cool alien

[wraith quarry]

the Eseronians are Poles

[hollow garden]

@wild mason how powerful is the Mongol army compared to us?

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry you know what's next after Terrnchluss
(I invade my eastern neighbor with my enemy)

[spring bison]

then make it apart of Russia

[wild mason]

@frosty drum mexico isnt that strong and peace talks begin

[hollow garden]

Insane

[wraith quarry]

okay

the russian empire expands

[fallow lark]

https://tenor.com/view/sailor-mercury-sailor-moon-popcorn-eating-gif-5461708

[wild mason]

more powerful in the offensive sense, but your defensive positions would offset that

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-gif-26051005

[hollow garden]

Send a list of racial slurs to the khan

[frosty drum]

@wild mason what is the offers

[hollow garden]

Telling him he has no balls to invade Tibet

[frosty drum]

Proceeds to invade tibet

[wraith quarry]

hearing this
Allania places brainwashing programs in the Russian empire to subtly convert their populace into loyal allanians

[frank latch]

that's crazy

[hollow garden]

And tell his pious sons to rise up in rebellion against this Kafir

[wild mason]

they give you and china north american mexico

[frank latch]

ALL OF THEM!?

[wraith quarry]

@spring bison zeru makes 588385783 trillion dollars from an arms deal

[hollow garden]

Allania is so comically evil

It's insane

[spring bison]

@wild mason build a gigantic fortress in my capital filled with long range artillery, missile launchers, anti-air artillery, anti-tank and machineguns

[frosty drum]

Show lines of the Treaty (not official yet)

[wild mason]

ok

[spring bison]

build the tower of babel

[hollow garden]

yes any pious Buddhist will answer the call

[wild mason]

also you annexed yugoslavia

@spring bison

[hollow garden]

Buddha vult!

[frosty drum]

@wild mason

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry invade the rest of Shadoan

[digital helm]

@normal vessel this is the insecurity channel

[spring bison]

who owns gibraltar btw

[wild mason]

al andlus

[wraith quarry]

but you promised not to

[hollow garden]

why did skillerz let Mexico have Oregon and California

[spring bison]

show map

[frank latch]

womp womp

[hollow garden]

REAL

[wraith quarry]

Zerukians start suddenly speaking different languages and the tower is unable to be completed

[hollow garden]

@wild mason how did this go

[wild mason]

you were right

[frosty drum]

@wild mason ill accept that

[wild mason]

lmao

[hollow garden]

The reconquesita failed?

[wraith quarry]

okay you can have that

but no more

[wild mason]

ok

[hollow garden]

Damn

[wild mason]

castille went north

[hollow garden]

No balls

[hollow garden]

What about his children

[spring bison]

send marines to raid their capital and quickly capture their leaders causing a surrender

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry sign a non-aggression pact with Allania

[spring bison]

@wild mason

[wraith quarry]

real

[wild mason]

damn

ok

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden thoughts on America rn?

[spring bison]

Albania

[wild mason]

in a fury of gunfire al andlus surrenders

[frank latch]

isn't that what Allania was named after?

[wild mason]

what are the terms

[hollow garden]

No it was named after north Ossetia allania

[spring bison]

why should I know 👽

[wild mason]

USA

[hollow garden]

USA USA USA

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry Invade Orion with the Allanian Union

[frosty drum]

USA

[wild mason]

the tribes know they wont last long and apply to become a state/states

[spring bison]

🇺🇲 🇺🇸

[frank latch]

Blitzkrieg to the capital

[frosty drum]

Beautiful

[spring bison]

tell me the difference between these 2 emojis

[hollow garden]

One is for Samoa

The other for America

[spring bison]

👽

[wild mason]

what

[frosty drum]

AMERICA 🇺🇸 🇺🇲

[spring bison]

did I get gibraltar

[wild mason]

yea

[hollow garden]

@wild mason tell the Khan's rivals that he is weak and cowardly showing this incident as an example of this and encourage all of the pious to overthrow this tyrant and return the kingdom for Buddha begin mobilizing our army too

[wild mason]

@spring bison did you want to annex or puppet

[spring bison]

Build a dam on the turkish straits and Gibraltar to drain the medditeranean!

[hollow garden]

It's starting to look beautiful 😍

[wild mason]

German idea moment

[spring bison]

puppet but annex gibraltar

[wild mason]

ok

[spring bison]

do it

[wild mason]

alr

[frosty drum]

@wild mason How is The USA doing rn

[hollow garden]

Why does the US have lower Quebec and Ontario

Is Canada even existent in this world

[frosty drum]

Because America

[wild mason]

ok

[frosty drum]

@wild mason what's the world reaction to USA unification

[spring bison]

cant wait to collonize a salt desert

[wild mason]

the european powers are wary of your hegemon

[frosty drum]

What about Asia

[wild mason]

china wants an alliance

[spring bison]

when drain medditeranean

[wild mason]

👽

hol on

[frosty drum]

@wild mason does mexico hate me

[wild mason]

yes

[frosty drum]

Show the remains of mexico

[frosty drum]

How weak are they

[wild mason]

lmao

[frosty drum]

@wild mason also give the natives the same rights as us

[wild mason]

@hollow garden fragmentation of the khanate

[wild mason]

super weak

[wild mason]

ok

[frosty drum]

Do they even have a military

[wild mason]

barely any

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-i-will-finish-what-you-started-finish-h-im-gif-4881885

@wild mason Just walk in

[hollow garden]

Which ones are pro khan

[wild mason]

@spring bison

[hollow garden]

And which ones are on the good size

[wild mason]

only the blue ones

[hollow garden]

THE SEA

IT'S DRAINING

[frosty drum]

I'm almost certain every power is gonna attack him

[hollow garden]

Did LeBron do atlantropa

[wild mason]

yes ☠️

[hollow garden]

Also nice megallan greece

[wild mason]

thanks

[hollow garden]

@spring bison you are disbanding this dam lil bro

[frosty drum]

@wild mason

[wild mason]

ok

it is now 1935

that sea draining took a while

[frosty drum]

@wild mason Build trade ports in what I'm calling new mexico (the last piece of mexico I took)

[wild mason]

ok

"from sea to shining sea"

[frosty drum]

On wtf
Nobody seriously Declared war

[wild mason]

this allows trade with asia and europe

[wild mason]

they only just noticed it

and besides a german guy said it was a good idea

[spring bison]

this is going to cause a massive flood on all of europe

its too late

[wild mason]

bro has a super evil plan

[spring bison]

no

[wild mason]

oh

[spring bison]

ill use the mediteranean to dump my chemicals

[wild mason]

👽

[spring bison]

and radioactive waste

[wild mason]

so are you gonna colonize

the salt

[hollow garden]

Send two armies to the dark blue tribe to help prepare an offensive toward ulaanbatar

[wild mason]

ok

[hollow garden]

y-you monster

[wild mason]

ok imma stop the ok

[spring bison]

collonize all of the greek mediteranean

[hollow garden]

no it's ok

[spring bison]

im bombing your house

[wild mason]

this makes salt very cheap

[spring bison]

mine for oil

and make my factories dump their waste on the remaining water

[digital helm]

Yuh

[hollow garden]

you cooked

[hollow garden]

Ecological terrorist

@marsh lance can I steal ur Spotify playlist

🙏

[wild mason]

the league of nations divides it up fairly

[hollow garden]

Seems fair to me

[marsh lance]

Why? Also i dont have the spotify

[hollow garden]

I like your music taste

it's cool

Also skull emoji

[lucid oriole]

who am i in this

[wild mason]

pick one

[hollow garden]

why don't you have Spotify pat 😔✊

[marsh lance]

Because

I just dont

But i can send my youtube playlist

[hollow garden]

It's ok I'm not judging

@wild mason how did it go

[spring bison]

expand the suez

[lucid oriole]

mine is better 🤔

[hollow garden]

@lucid oriole hey oil!

how are you

[lucid oriole]

show a full map

[hollow garden]

It's cool but pat's is closer to mine

[west path]

js won a root game

feeling good

[hollow garden]

What is root

[wild mason]

it intimidates the khan into surrendering

[hollow garden]

damn this easy?

[hollow garden]

kelon rig it against me

make it RIGGED

[wild mason]

he was faking his strength

omg

[spring bison]

its free

[west path]

board game and a war game

[hollow garden]

oh skull emoji

[lucid oriole]

China

[wild mason]

epic

[west path]

its really based if only gama room came together for a session

[hollow garden]

Hell yeah

[wild mason]

@frosty drum your ally

[lucid oriole]

Uhhuh

[hollow garden]

wait I will look it up

[lucid oriole]

Prepare for an invasion of Manchuria

[wild mason]

korean empire

and alr

[marsh lance]

You will say im alien but i just dont wanna download it

[lucid oriole]

Doesn’t matter

They will fall all the same

[frosty drum]

Sup

[spring bison]

its on browser

[marsh lance]

I already have the music i want on youtube

[hollow garden]

Order all the Mongol tribes to swear religious fealty to Tibet and to pay 25% of the taxes along with providing levies and visiting Lhasa twice a year

[hollow garden]

Is this an IP grabber

[lucid oriole]

Wait

[wild mason]

most of them are buddhist so they agree

[wild mason]

no

[marsh lance]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-WG_1uLynw4HcYbHVAvyuWDBHS8FgE68&feature=shared

[lucid oriole]

You’re tibet

?

[west path]

oh

[lucid oriole]

@wild mason i.. rethought it

Return home

Prepare the army for a campaign north and west

[marsh lance]

@hollow garden

[wild mason]

okay

[lucid oriole]

@hollow garden you should

[hollow garden]

Pat is your favourite artist pastel ghost

[lucid oriole]

Be Chinese

[wild mason]

lmao

[hollow garden]

NEVER

[hollow garden]

oh I won

[lucid oriole]

i wonder how stable i am

[spring bison]

bro got most of these songs off yt shorts

[hollow garden]

What nation is oil

[wild mason]

arabia

[hollow garden]

There is nothing bad with this

[lucid oriole]

China

[hollow garden]

ew

[spring bison]

why are you assuming I meant it is bad

[wild mason]

The first communist revolution

German communists rise up

[west path]

i love qud

i love how you can just thrive underground despite the majority of the important game stuff being above ground

[hollow garden]

@wild mason Create mixed military units by integrating elite Mongol cavalry into your forces, training them alongside Tibetan infantry and archers.

[hollow garden]

WHAT

[spring bison]

build a 2 uses time machine and get Lenin back and send him there

[wild mason]

this improves your agility and defence

[wild mason]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

planetpikmin

:game_die: You rolled 17

[wild mason]

alr

it works

[frosty drum]

You can't be serious

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/good-meowning-eepy-eep-cat-good-morning-gif-26327553

[marsh lance]

Yt shorts have usually a negative connotation amongst people

[wild mason]

i did the roll

[marsh lance]

Such as in

[hollow garden]

Yayay

[lucid oriole]

what year is it supposed to be

[hollow garden]

Good night blumi

[wild mason]

1937 now

[frosty drum]

Circa late 1930s

[lucid oriole]

Am I stable

[spring bison]

@wild mason build giant military factories to make motorized/mechanized divisions and more tank divisions

[wild mason]

yes

[marsh lance]

I actually cant think of an example that wont get me aliened but yeha

[wild mason]

you have colonies in north america

[lucid oriole]

Begin.. factories

Industrialize heavily

[marsh lance]

Possibly

[wild mason]

alr

[lucid oriole]

Siphon resources from them to fuel the military complex

@hollow garden you should. submit

[wild mason]

ok

[lucid oriole]

Peacefully

[spring bison]

@wild mason Build fortresses sorrounding my main super fortress in my capital also reform and rebuild the Theodosian Walls

[lucid oriole]

Design stable tanks and heavily expand our cavalry corps in preparation for the Mongol front

[hollow garden]

we are in a defensive pact baka

very stopid

[lucid oriole]

Submit to China’s authority

@wild mason are we the republic or the qing

[digital helm]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-general-grievous-collection-gif-11405056

[wild mason]

The communists win, Poland and the Baltics seize land

[wild mason]

republic

[wild mason]

alr

[wild mason]

epic

[lucid oriole]

Centralize the Republican government’s authority

[wild mason]

ok

[hollow garden]

Can I recognise this ceremonially

[lucid oriole]

@wild mason do you know when the next session is

[hollow garden]

I'm not willing to give up my authority

[lucid oriole]

you need to. Stop protecting Mongolia

They are Chinese

[hollow garden]

Insane

[hollow garden]

They are bound to me

[lucid oriole]

Then I will

Invade

?

[hollow garden]

So if I recognise your dejure authority they will too

[lucid oriole]

Submit to beijing’s authority

[wild mason]

No

the Germans put Lenin in charge

and then they make economic reforms

[lucid oriole]

have u read “Morrissey Autobiography”

[hollow garden]

Did LeBron's time machine work

[spring bison]

@wild mason prepare to naval land on Bulgaria's west coast and paradroop in its major cities and capitals then start a massive tank push followed by a motorized push to conquer as much land as possible

[wild mason]

it rolled a 17

so ye

[wild mason]

No

[lucid oriole]

it’s about this guy from this band

[wild mason]

damn

alr

[lucid oriole]

maybe you’ve heard of them

The Smiths?

[hollow garden]

Seems like an interesting book

I personally don't really like biographies that much though

[lucid oriole]

it isn’t

[hollow garden]

"Why so judging?"

[lucid oriole]

He’s an ass

Incredibly talented but an ass nonetheless

[hollow garden]

What did that guy do

[marsh lance]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UeHd4wLrpJg&feature=shared LISTEN TO THIS

[lucid oriole]

Every word out of his mouth that isn’t from a song is about immigrants

[frosty drum]

@lucid oriole hi

[balmy epoch]

@wild mason did you apply for event staff

[cerulean siren]

Did i miss events apps.

[wild mason]

No, I did not think to

[hollow garden]

@wild mason dms

[lucid oriole]

hello Two Vo

[wild mason]

Yes

[balmy epoch]

sadly

[cerulean siren]

I was just about to make my Application 😭

[hollow garden]

yeah

[lucid oriole]

is it tuh woh voh or too voh

[cerulean siren]

Wchool been stressful

[hollow garden]

Average

[lucid oriole]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3nk8Vxo0BuovX4UtvuvcHR?si=K9MhxlFvSHG2ouW2VM6MfQ&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A6cI1XoZsOhkyrCwtuI70CN

[marsh lance]

GET OUT OF THE CAR

[wild mason]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

planetpikmin

:game_die: You rolled 8

[lucid oriole]

@wild mason continue preparation, pass conscription laws 🤔

Recruit from all walks of life

Good pay

[wild mason]

okay

[wild mason]

nice touch

[lucid oriole]

@hollow garden you will. Die

Just

Surrender?

hold on

[hollow garden]

I'm working on a defensive pact with India

Leave me alone

[lucid oriole]

Yeah okay

[cerulean siren]

Alright bye

[lucid oriole]

@wild mason declare war Now

[cerulean siren]

See yall when update

[wild mason]

damn

[hollow garden]

Too late

[lucid oriole]

That’s also

British?

Dumbass

[wild mason]

this aint historical omg

[balmy epoch]

godspeed

[lucid oriole]

they’re the same color

[wild mason]

shit

shouldnt have made it red

[wild mason]

alr hol on

[sullen pawn]

This looks like it would be one of my maps

[lucid oriole]

promise india all of bengal if they help out 🤔

[lucid oriole]

Yeah this kinda sucks

[sullen pawn]

die

[frosty drum]

@wild mason how is america doing

[hollow garden]

@wild mason propose India the same deal if they remain neutral

[sullen pawn]

@wild mason who’s open

[digital helm]

Kebab gone?

[wild mason]

everything except USA, Tbiet, China, and Greece

[lucid oriole]

@wild mason focus on taking down the mongols first, use cavalry as shock troops while our infantry keeps them in place

[wild mason]

it hink

[glad escarp]

What is this chat

[hollow garden]

Shocking who? 👽

[lucid oriole]

leave

[lucid oriole]

Do U know what a “shock troop” is

[hollow garden]

Our unit structure is similar

[sullen pawn]

Catch me in Italy

[lucid oriole]

That isn’t what that means

[wild mason]

alr

[frosty drum]

Every No rank who comes here for the first time reacts like they discovered the new world

[wild mason]

@spring bison drained the mediterranian

[sullen pawn]

Map

Who owns Sardinia

[lucid oriole]

join as india and help me kill Tibet

[wild mason]

its independent

[sullen pawn]

Also pls fix the borders

[hollow garden]

oh wait I confused the word with another one

mb

[wild mason]

i did that on purpose

[spring bison]

bulgaria war update when

[wild mason]

o ya

[spring bison]

also when are you removing the double outlines

it looks ugly asf

[wild mason]

☠️

[sullen pawn]

then add a black outline also not yet

@wild mason go bomb the med. dam

[spring bison]

just like your face

[wild mason]

ok

[hollow garden]

Kelon when are you removing the inline

It looks disgusting

[frosty drum]

@wild mason how is america

[sullen pawn]

Who even made it

[hollow garden]

😔

[wild mason]

@spring bison

[sullen pawn]

Who is he

[spring bison]

it looks disgusting just like you klez

[wild mason]

stable

[wild mason]

greece

[spring bison]

when is the CSA

[hollow garden]

perhaps I'm

[sullen pawn]

Why the fuck would Greece make it also they couldn’t afford a project like that

[sullen pawn]

He is in insane debt

[wild mason]

in this world they were very prosporous

[hollow garden]

Neva yes

because*

[sullen pawn]

It would take 2 years to get the concrete alone

another 2 to build it

[hollow garden]

@wild mason excommunicate the Chinese Emepror calling him a heretic against god

[wild mason]

we startedd in 1918

[hollow garden]

And call for his lords to rise up against him

[wild mason]

ok

[sullen pawn]

What year did he build it???

[lucid oriole]

aren’t you buddhist

?

[wild mason]

1934 somewhere around there

its 1938 now

[spring bison]

@wild mason use the time machine to bring back Robert E. Lee and start the US civil war

[wild mason]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

planetpikmin

:game_die: You rolled 13

[sullen pawn]

We didn’t have the tech. Then wtf

[hollow garden]

yes excommunication Buddhism style

[lucid oriole]

He’s not a real buddhist 🤔

He’s getting slaughtered

[frosty drum]

@wild mason NO

[lucid oriole]

Taoism is more popular

[wild mason]

its too low

anyway

[frosty drum]

DONT FUCKING DO IT

Ok good

[spring bison]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

paradox_interactive

:game_die: You rolled 5

[spring bison]

riggeed

im bombing your house

[wild mason]

lmao

[hollow garden]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Buddhism

[frosty drum]

You drained the Mediterranean in 4 years shut up

[hollow garden]

Sorry oil

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[hollow garden]

But you are getting overthrown

[sullen pawn]

@frosty drum fund me to defeat Greece fr

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/coremage-abbacchio-leone-abbacchio-jojo-discord-gif-20166163

[hollow garden]

Everyday is like this

and all to what belemin

[prime compass]

Hm

Klez wdym

[wild mason]

also @frosty drum do you help @lucid oriole

you are allies after all

[frosty drum]

Neutral For Now

[wild mason]

@frosty drum do you do this

[frosty drum]

No
What country even is he

[wild mason]

italy

[hollow garden]

He is unjustly attacking me skillerz

Please sanction him

[frosty drum]

No

[hollow garden]

He wants to spread his imperialism

[prime compass]

Genocide time

I mean

[frosty drum]

So?
I just conquered like 4 Nations in 1 hour

[prime compass]

Equality

[west path]

also i dont think a dam would drain the mediterranean

[wild mason]

this aint realistic omg

just go with it

[hollow garden]

It's different

[west path]

rain could probably keep it afloat for a bit

[hollow garden]

You are conquering npcs

[west path]

it would be smaller but it would eventually reach a stable size and probably become a freshwater reservoir

[spring bison]

@wild mason revive JFK and send him to America

[hollow garden]

While he is attacking players tyrannicaly

[spring bison]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

paradox_interactive

:game_die: You rolled 2

[spring bison]

rigged

[wild mason]

lmfao

[spring bison]

this bot is rigged

[wild mason]

he is alive bro

[spring bison]

@frosty drum skillerz roll for me

its JFK

[west path]

@wild mason can i play as an extremist ecologist group

[west path]

We will save the mediterranean

[wild mason]

in which country

[spring bison]

WHAT

[hollow garden]

Hello JFK

[wild mason]

its 1939

[hollow garden]

It's me time machine guy

[frosty drum]

No I'm afraid you'll try to kill him

[hollow garden]

Please come to the portal to go 80 years in the future

[west path]

Lebanon

or france

[spring bison]

👽

[west path]

or UK i forgot who owns

[prime compass]

Brainrot time

[wild mason]

you mean the israeli side

[spring bison]

make him age til 45 years old so he can run for president

frfr

[wild mason]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

planetpikmin

:game_die: You rolled 19

[wild mason]

lmfao

alr

@frosty drum the elections are up

[frosty drum]

@wild mason gtg in 10 minutes

[wild mason]

JFK vs Roosevelt

[wild mason]

ok

[west path]

name myself the Mediterranean Conservation Army

[hollow garden]

@wild mason how is my offensive goin'

[hollow garden]

NO

[west path]

and begin drafting up local recruits to go bomb the fucking dam

[hollow garden]

The Mediterranean needs to die

[wild mason]

lmao

[spring bison]

add the third contender
revive lincoln

[wild mason]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

planetpikmin

:game_die: You rolled 2

[wild mason]

rip

[spring bison]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

paradox_interactive

:game_die: You rolled 3

[spring bison]

WHAT

WHAT

WHat

[frosty drum]

@spring bison SHUT UP

[wild mason]

alr you start bombing the suez dam

[west path]

@sullen pawn we should ally

we have a common goal

its called saving the mediterranean

[hollow garden]

@wild mason order all of my monks to arm themselves and go to war

[spring bison]

@wild mason revive the archduke of Austria

[hollow garden]

We are Buddhizing china

[wild mason]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

planetpikmin

:game_die: You rolled 17

[wild mason]

damn

[west path]

no like kill all the personnel manning it and then plant highly explosive charges

[wild mason]

he wakes up from a coma

in an austrian hospial

[wild mason]

ok

[west path]

and blow it up in 1 swift action

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 7

[west path]

Can i reroll

i have ercans dice

[wild mason]

yeah

lmfao

[spring bison]

when Bulgaria war update

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @wild mason commit that one damming project to fuck with them

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 1

[wild mason]

ok

[west path]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 4

[west path]

FUCK

i have fish's dice too

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 4

[wild mason]

the dams are already built omg

[west path]

omfg

I have uhhhh

[vital latch]

they what

[west path]

@prime compass give me your dice

[wild mason]

,roll 20

[wild mason]

@spring bison made the dams to drain the mediterranian

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

planetpikmin

:game_die: You rolled 13

[vital latch]

oh lmao

[west path]

im stealing it

[vital latch]

,roll 20 make them bigger

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 5

[prime compass]

Hm

[west path]

,roll 20 explode the dams

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 12

[prime compass]

Why

[wild mason]

so many rolls

omg

[west path]

@wild mason this was done using belemins stolen dice

[prime compass]

,roll 20 explode the damn dams

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 4

[wild mason]

yall suck at doing terrorism to dams

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1288242900919914599/war.gif

[west path]

yeah but i had enough dice to fix it

[spring bison]

@wild mason make AA for the dams

[wild mason]

ok

[spring bison]

prevent any attacks

[west path]

@wild mason give belemin his dice back

[wild mason]

alr

[hollow garden]

@wild mason employ asymmetrical warfare using hit-and-run tactics, ambushes, and sabotage to harass and weaken the Chinese troops

[wild mason]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

planetpikmin

:game_die: You rolled 15

[wild mason]

ok

[west path]

did i blow it up with my plan

[hollow garden]

using loud speakers telling them they will go to hell

If they don't surrender

[wild mason]

only did a crack in the reinforced concrete

[hollow garden]

Carrying large paintings of the Dalai Lama

[west path]

@wild mason Seize the dam from Lebron Jameston

[hollow garden]

Evil

[west path]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 13

[wild mason]

lmao

your group gets captured and sent to constantinople

[spring bison]

@wild mason fucking kill alpha 9

[west path]

@wild mason NOW plant explosives on the dam and break it open

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 17

[west path]

Nuh uh

[wild mason]

it has a big enough hole to let water thru

[west path]

WE'RE SO BACK

[west path]

Can i sack it?

[prime compass]

But...

[wild mason]

👽

[prime compass]

Yooo

,roll 20 drink all the water

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 14

[frosty drum]

You do know you probably killed thousands of people

[west path]

,roll 20 kill my captors and sack constantinople

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 1

[spring bison]

I didnt build a dam in the suez

[prime compass]

A small price for salvation

[wild mason]

egypt did

fr

[west path]

i have ercans dice

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 19

[wild mason]

they are your allies anyway

[west path]

@wild mason SACK CONSTANTINOPLE

[vital latch]

,roll 20 take his dice away

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 11

[west path]

WE GOT THE ROLL

[spring bison]

@wild mason this guy is clearly trolling

[wild mason]

you aint turks omg

[wild mason]

ik

[spring bison]

make him shut the fuck up please

[prime compass]

Kick qevie!?!?!

,roll 20 kick qevie from mw

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 13

[west path]

the crusaders sacked constantinople

[wild mason]

@west path you escape the dam before it explodes

[prime compass]

Sad

[hollow garden]

@spring bison these are water terrorists

[west path]

yippe

[balmy epoch]

i had a dream where belemin was unbanned

[spring bison]

👽

[frosty drum]

@wild mason America's Reaction to the "Dam" Thing is Neutral

[prime compass]

[wild mason]

hey i didnt let him sack constantinople

[spring bison]

unless bro planted a nuke on that dam it cant blow up with handmade explosives

[prime compass]

Decafas dream

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-ragdoll-video-game-video-game-gif-20573521

oh btw

@frosty drum you got efficient nuclear power from your project

[vital latch]

ps: this probably wont delay solar system mw, it'll probably make it come earlier since it will cancel out burnout from it

[balmy epoch]

@spring bison is this true?

[hollow garden]

This mw is getting brainrotted

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-21259025

[frosty drum]

Nice

[wild mason]

ik

[prime compass]

Average

[hollow garden]

Real

[hollow garden]

The game room creatures do this to any mw

That isn't ikella or Bowistan

[prime compass]

I see

[spring bison]

@wild mason create a mega project to break the fabric of reality

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

paradox_interactive

:game_die: You rolled 12

[spring bison]

oh no

[hollow garden]

Create a mega project to get a girlfriend first lebron

[prime compass]

,roll 20 klez mw on friday

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 14

[hollow garden]

The breaking of the fabric of reality can wait

[spring bison]

@wild mason drink all the mediterannean water

[wild mason]

The great Soviet Republic of Germany has launched the first sattelite into orbit

https://tenor.com/view/east-germany-germany-flag-ddr-gif-18102774

[spring bison]

no

[hollow garden]

Sputnik

[spring bison]

it is the last of my priorities

[vital latch]

ok time to set up dresmar 2

[west path]

@wild mason How much water has managed to flood into the mediterranean

[prime compass]

30 ml

[wild mason]

its gonna take a while but it will fill up

[hollow garden]

@wild mason use concentrated attacks to ambush the Chinese from their flanks to invoke heavy casualties on them and if this goes sore retreat immediately

[spring bison]

simply rebuild the dam

[west path]

how do i make this process go faster

[hollow garden]

When are the warlords overthrowing him

[wild mason]

too much flooding

[west path]

@wild mason seize this opportunity to easily kill greek workers

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 12

[prime compass]

Revolt

,roll 20 greek workers Revolt

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 8

[prime compass]

Fuck

[hollow garden]

Brainrotters

[wild mason]

idk

make a rain machine

https://tenor.com/view/the-peak-the-boys-fact-checked-the-deep-moglight-gif-2297865515687223826

[west path]

brain

[wild mason]

lmao

[hollow garden]

goodbye fellas

It's time for me

[west path]

@wild mason build enough rain machines in israel to make sure the mediterranean fills up even if the dam is rebuilt

[hollow garden]

to go somewhere else

[wild mason]

lmao

[west path]

use extortion to get the money for them

[wild mason]

alr

[hollow garden]

I will miss these times

[west path]

🤑

[hollow garden]

when kelon used to host

And I wonder

How will I view this?

[spring bison]

ok this mw is just a brainrot mw

im not playing

[wild mason]

shush

[hollow garden]

Will it be just brainrot

[west path]

qhar

[wild mason]

i let you drain the mediterranian

[hollow garden]

or will it be something deeper?

[spring bison]

this mw is already just brainrot

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/805264959902580756.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[hollow garden]

a shitpost can always evolve into more

[prime compass]

Klez the thinker

[hollow garden]

True

[spring bison]

It is my fault

if I didnt revive people it woudnt have become this

[wild mason]

lmao

it was funny tho

[west path]

I have a dream

Its called M.A.D

[spring bison]

it would if you allowed the american civil war

[west path]

@wild mason send down acid rains on greece

[wild mason]

damn

[wild mason]

the roll didnt allow it

[spring bison]

no

you didnt

[wild mason]

if it is over 15 i do it

[west path]

im still waiting for yall to get this we need a full lobby

[hollow garden]

Kelon nooo

[hollow garden]

Don't use rolls

[rocky ginkgo]

yo

[wild mason]

only for troll actions

[spring bison]

dhar mann is making movies now?

[hollow garden]

Where do I download it

[west path]

Steam...

[hollow garden]

I can't

[west path]

its literally a digital board game what else am i meant to tell u

[hollow garden]

😢

[spring bison]

should I host

[hollow garden]

That one board game site

[spring bison]

the arab sea mw

[hollow garden]

nah

I'm a hater

[spring bison]

😢

[west path]

no? what

[hollow garden]

Sorrry 😔

Host lebron

[spring bison]

1 player

[rocky ginkgo]

Yo all

[spring bison]

@wild mason

[hollow garden]

everyone uses it to play board games

[wild mason]

huh

[west path]

ehat

[spring bison]

im going to host

[west path]

👽

[wild mason]

all good

go ahead

[spring bison]

im asking for you to play

[wild mason]

okie

ill join in

as the Coalition forces

[spring bison]

wha

[wild mason]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-National_Force_–_Iraq#:~:text=The Multi-National Force – Iraq,Italy (Operation Ancient Babylon)%2C

[wild mason]

Apokalypse war

DC reference

[spring bison]

what

[rocky ginkgo]

yo how are guys doing

[vital latch]

dresmar rpg

[hollow garden]

@west path it's boardgame arena

Do you want to play on it

[hollow garden]

I'm doing well

[vital latch]

note that no matter what it ends up being it'll still be satirical in some sense

[hollow garden]

wbu?

[spring bison]

ok im playing suzerain

[rocky ginkgo]

nice, im too

[spring bison]

im...

im....

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/f16-gif-14036902144968050391

[west path]

wasnt it a mw originally

youre evil potat

[vital latch]

shitpost rpgs deserve time in the light aswell

even though idk if dresmar rpg is going to be able to be considered a shitpost as much as a jab at low effort rpgs

[west path]

@hollow garden root isnt on board game arena

u r cooked

[west path]

Cosmic.

[vital latch]

[west path]

get thi

[hollow garden]

I saw 😔

We could play something else

i-if you want..

[west path]

root is too based not to play though..

[vital latch]

seems decent but idk man

[west path]

i mean you can literally play as capitalist otters

[hollow garden]

Imagine the fun memories we will have...

[west path]

Itsa digital boardgame so

[wild mason]

yall are making me wanna get tabletop sim

[vital latch]

not my favourite genre

[west path]

ok then wha

[west path]

OH YEAH

I HAVE TABLETOP SIM

I FORGOT

[hollow garden]

@west path do you want to play inori

[wild mason]

imma go look at it rq on the store

only 20 bucks

what a steal

[west path]

js saying root costs less

[west path]

Ok bur its dumb fun

everyone loves dumb fun

[wild mason]

more choices

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-ragdoll-video-game-video-game-gif-20573521

[hollow garden]

@wild mason you have no choice but to play

many sorries

but your agency is stripped

[wild mason]

what