🎲game-room

[fallen cipher]

Waht

[west path]

but the crowds have been stirred

[fallen cipher]

No

No

[west path]

and they have erupted into protest

[fallen cipher]

NO

NOOO

[prime compass]

,roll 20 wake up

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 6

[west path]

chaos is amongst the city

[prime compass]

Fuck

[fallen cipher]

ALPHA NO

[prime compass]

YEAHH CHAOS

[fallen cipher]

That's not what I meant

[prime compass]

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

[west path]

youre following his plan.

[prime compass]

,roll 20 protest

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 16

[fallen cipher]

Oh

OH

OHH

Yea I don't remember his plan

[west path]

@hardy edge Your forces have been heavily bruised but the militants have retreated

the challenge is dealing with the aftermath

ransacked buildings, massive protesting crowds

[hardy edge]

I have a plan

[prime compass]

In beleminland? 😔

[fallen cipher]

@hardy edge Give me all you resources

[fallen cipher]

Half

[west path]

yeah where else

[fallen cipher]

Give me half your resources

[hardy edge]

You can take half the resources, but leave my district and my men alone

[prime compass]

Fakher im gonna

[fallen cipher]

@west path dms

[prime compass]

AAAAAA

[fallen cipher]

@west path take

[west path]

toast youre responsible for the entire city 😭

[fallen cipher]

@west path now do the rest of the plan

[hardy edge]

dms

[west path]

@hardy edge fakheri forces return

[hardy edge]

DMS

[vital latch]

,roll 20 use magic to make magicland more magic, make it disneyland but magic

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 5

[vital latch]

😡

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 use magic to make magicland more magic, make it disneyland but magic

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 10

[west path]

ok

[vital latch]

,roll 20 MAGIC!!!

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 13

[prime compass]

,roll 20 kill fakher frfr

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 11

[prime compass]

Disregard that

[west path]

mfw youre comatose

[prime compass]

That is not canon

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 kill fakher frfr

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 18

[prime compass]

,roll 20 wake up

[brittle gust]

I kill him

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 4

[prime compass]

Bru

I hate this

[brittle gust]

Dw bbg i gotcha

I killed him

[prime compass]

Uh no

You need 20

[west path]

@fallen cipher There is a clear lack of Toastian troops

everything has been taken

[prime compass]

,roll 20 WAKE UP NOW

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 17

[west path]

the city is wide open

[fallen cipher]

Invade it

[west path]

you take over the city

[prime compass]

@west path do I go wakey wakey

[west path]

you are now stuck with its issues

[west path]

yes.

[prime compass]

YEAAAA

[prime compass]

Walk around beleminland

[fallen cipher]

Build 3 big prisons

[brittle gust]

I killed him...

[west path]

your militants are against this

and demand you ban eggs NOW

[fallen cipher]

BAN EGGS

BAN EGGS

[fallen cipher]

BAN EGGS

BAN EHGS

[prime compass]

@west path protest against the ban

[fallen cipher]

EGGS

[west path]

r u not gonna fight the coup d'etat

😭

[prime compass]

What

😭

[fallen cipher]

@west path jail belemin

[west path]

fakher couped the government

he took it over

[fallen cipher]

,roll 20-20

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 7

[prime compass]

Eh

Not my problem

[west path]

@prime compass his militants attempt to arrest you

wyd

[prime compass]

Fakher has to deal with drug trade and poverty

[prime compass]

Run

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 14

[fallen cipher]

@west path build 3 big prisons

[west path]

did this guy forget he has nanomachines

[fallen cipher]

And jail every drug dealer

[west path]

btw ur broken legs healed

[prime compass]

Hide in a secluded place

[west path]

can i js

extend the main prison

[prime compass]

Until everything dies down

[hardy edge]

this is wha I was gonna do until some weirdo invaded me

[fallen cipher]

No you have to build 3 new prisons

[west path]

die

[prime compass]

No money

[fallen cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-homie-coffee-cold-brew-gif-15619195419405220985

[prime compass]

@fallen cipher i built a mall in beleminland

[prime compass]

Are you proud

[fallen cipher]

No

[fallen cipher]

Fakhernland

[prime compass]

I cant even see the options thats cold

[prime compass]

No

Old mf

Its beleminland

[fallen cipher]

I'm going to let you keep it for now

Just don't ruin it

[hardy edge]

@west path Establish a new government on toastidia

[fallen cipher]

@west path build a small city for toast

[prime compass]

Im hiding

[fallen cipher]

And send them there

No boat

Just a small house

,roll 20

[west path]

the island is relatively good for living and is peaceful

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 6

[west path]

so this goes smoothly

[fallen cipher]

FUCK

[prime compass]

Fakher you still hunting me

[west path]

he uhh

already has one

[fallen cipher]

blockade it

[west path]

not telling you WHERE

[fallen cipher]

Actually nvm

[west path]

it just EXISTS

[prime compass]

Qevie is militiamen still hunting me

[fallen cipher]

@west path this is a good time to send the session

[prime compass]

Uh

[west path]

yes

[prime compass]

Damnn

[west path]

true but also

you still havent dealt with the protests

🤫

[fallen cipher]

I have to charge my phone for the blumi map war

[west path]

you havent fixed anything

[prime compass]

@fallen cipher stop hunting me

[west path]

just made the city worse

[fallen cipher]

Okay

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 kill the militiamen

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 19

[fallen cipher]

Hold on

[prime compass]

Average fakher

[brittle gust]

Yess

[fallen cipher]

I'm going to do something

[brittle gust]

@prime compass I saved u

[prime compass]

Yay

[brittle gust]

[fallen cipher]

@west path what do the people want

[prime compass]

No fakher

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 massacre his people

[fallen cipher]

WE HAVE TO LISTEN

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 14

[hardy edge]

I wanna build a seaport for my land @west path

[prime compass]

REGULATE THE DRUG TRADE

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 cut his ears

[west path]

get rid of the drug trade first of all

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 19

[brittle gust]

Lmfao

[prime compass]

,roll 20 take over beleminland

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 9

[prime compass]

Ok no

Wait this isnt canon trust

Im hiding fr

🤫

[west path]

toast makes boat cranes

[west path]

@fallen cipher someone shoots one of your ears whilst you walk around the middle class plate

[prime compass]

YEAAA

[brittle gust]

L

@hardy edge Offer me asylum

[prime compass]

Isnt that alcatraz idk

[brittle gust]

Please

[west path]

yes

[fallen cipher]

Jail every drug dealer we found

[hardy edge]

yeah im not the mayor of the city anymore

[west path]

he abandoned the city

[fallen cipher]

Raid their houses

[west path]

😭

[prime compass]

Thats toasts Island fr

[brittle gust]

Shi

[prime compass]

@fallen cipher make me your right hand man

[hardy edge]

fakher is, he came and swooped in

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 @west path shoot his other ear

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 10

[brittle gust]

fuck

[west path]

@fallen cipher the withdrawals cause a mass panic. as everyone begins seeking out a way to get rid of the withdrawals

[fallen cipher]

Find him and imprison him

[brittle gust]

😢

[fallen cipher]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 6

[west path]

RIOTS INTENSIFY

[fallen cipher]

FUCK

[hardy edge]

i knew this would happen

[west path]

@fallen cipher An angry mob stands before you.

[wraith quarry]

they're so crooked it hurts

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 give them drugs

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 14

[brittle gust]

ehe

[wraith quarry]

@west path why is there flooding in poland btw

[prime compass]

,roll 20 stop protests

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 1

[fallen cipher]

What do they want

[west path]

you.. dont have drug labs

[prime compass]

Ah hell nah

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @west path use magic to make a indoor roller coaster

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 15

[west path]

greater poland had a skill issue

[prime compass]

No drug trade

[west path]

thats mostly it

[brittle gust]

Well, buy it from the people who do and sell ig

[west path]

insane

[wraith quarry]

crazy

[prime compass]

@fallen cipher make me your right hand man fr

[silent spindle]

Hi

[prime compass]

Ill solve it

[prime compass]

Yo wsg

[wraith quarry]

this week we're gonna get hit with a potentially major hurricane

🔥

[hardy edge]

what

where

when

[silent spindle]

I found a bug

[vital latch]

isn't that just every week

you live in florida

jokes aside that sucks

[west path]

cosmic makes an indoor rollercoaster

[west path]

they are all in fakhers new prison

[wraith quarry]

this week in florida
my school is closing down for thursday and friday so probably around then

[west path]

@fallen cipher btw you only managed to afford one prison

[wraith quarry]

It's hurricane Helene

[west path]

😇

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 break them out of prison

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 14

[wraith quarry]

SC probably has nothing to worry about

[prime compass]

,roll 20 destroy prison

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 10

[fallen cipher]

Why are you doing this

[prime compass]

Ih

[wraith quarry]

it's gonna be hitting the panhandle

[west path]

you fail to do this but you dont get caught

[hardy edge]

@west path Can I trade with local nations for resources and money

[wraith quarry]

and going up towards tennessee

[west path]

because you are ignoring the issues

making them worse

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 try again

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 13

[silent spindle]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rawan2120_24398

:game_die: You rolled 3

[west path]

and ruining the city

[prime compass]

Fakher make me your right hand man and Ill solve the drug trade

[wraith quarry]

https://www.noaa.gov/helene

[fallen cipher]

@west path assassinate nolt

[brittle gust]

Sadg

[fallen cipher]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 13

[fallen cipher]

the issue is drugs

I'm stopping the drugs

[prime compass]

Lemme

[silent spindle]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

rawan2120_24398

:game_die: You rolled 22

[west path]

@fallen cipher The angry mob literally SWARMS YOU

[silent spindle]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rawan2120_24398

:game_die: You rolled 8

[prime compass]

Fakher youre so

[west path]

and kills you on the spot

[fallen cipher]

ASK THEM

[prime compass]

YEAAAAA

[west path]

@wild mason Get in here.

[fallen cipher]

WHAT DO THEY WANT

[prime compass]

FAKHER IS DEAD

[fallen cipher]

THIS DUDE

[prime compass]

YESSSSS

[west path]

its time for kelonheimer to make his comeback

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-peak-this-is-fucking-peak-peak-gif-9818841776131764942

[fallen cipher]

@west path What do they want

DRUGS

OR NO DRUGS

[prime compass]

YOURE DEAD

[west path]

YOURE DEAD

[wraith quarry]

actually

[prime compass]

CONFIRMED?

[west path]

the city is in PERIL

they need a new LEADER

[wraith quarry]

South Carolina might get some rain from it

[fallen cipher]

YEA BECAUSE ALPHA IGNORED ALL OF MY QUESTIONS

[west path]

every other one is DEAD or

well

[fallen cipher]

The old mn

[west path]

GONE

[fallen cipher]

Man

[prime compass]

YEAAAA

FAKHERRR

[west path]

he wont serve anybody but ankira

so no

[prime compass]

Belemin as leader fr

[west path]

as in any nation

[west path]

the city would kill you

[fallen cipher]

@west path so what did the protesters want

[prime compass]

Wha

[west path]

i think this is where the city collapses

either kelon makes his comeback next session or the city dies

[prime compass]

I will fix it fr

[west path]

😢

[prime compass]

Map rq 🥶

[west path]

bring back drugs

[prime compass]

Full map

[west path]

the withdrawals

they were too much

[fallen cipher]

Ercan was the best leader

[west path]

and the protests that nobody fixed

[fallen cipher]

Sad

[prime compass]

Fakher this your fault

[fallen cipher]

@west path dms

[prime compass]

I was rebuilding beleminland

And you invaded

And now its all in chaos

Again

Truly a fakher moment of all time

[west path]

toast was fighting an uphill battle

fakher you kinda did this...

[prime compass]

Qevie map map pls

[hardy edge]

@west path is the session over now

[west path]

yes

next session is on the weekend

we need Kelon to attend

[hardy edge]

damn

true

fuck I forgot kelons body is still in the labrotory

[prime compass]

Kelon comeback!!?

[prime compass]

Can we get the final map

[west path]

STATUS UPDATE FOR THE CITY:

• Toast flees the scene, retreating to Alcatraz.
• Angry crowds raid the council building, killing Mayor Fakher
• Ankari militants destroy civil order and send the city into anarchy.

Who will save the city now? Many ponder and despair over this question, as grim times are ahead.

[rose cape]

@prime compass are you still a bowistan player and do you want to join the bowistan discord 🤔

[fallen cipher]

Invite me

[prime compass]

Bowistan hm

Lebron can take Dynasty of Aegis

[rose cape]

real

[rose cape]

lebron left

[prime compass]

Uh

[rose cape]

it is an npc

[prime compass]

Idc

Amazting

Take my land

[rose cape]

i already did

[west path]

the big issue of the city was the fact that nobody fixed problems that had been accumulating over numerous mayorships

[prime compass]

Take it all

[rose cape]

it's puppetted under brzykna

[west path]

the drug trade is a root problem

one thats existed since session 1 of the city

[prime compass]

Because I wasnt mayor fr

[west path]

and it was addressed but a bit too directly

now the city is in uproar and basic life is difficult to maintain

[prime compass]

Blame it all on fakher

[west path]

order has broken and the main law enforcement agency has escaped to a nearby island

in other words, the city is probably cooked

[hardy edge]

FAKHER DIED? AGAIN?

[west path]

next session will be the return of Kelonheimer and a transition into more of the RPG aspect, as people begin 'regularizing' into regular people living within the city trying to make names for themselves

its gonna take a more narrative focus post session 4 whilst maintaining citybuilder elements

hopefully it lets me shine light on the more grim elements

[west path]

yep

angry mob got him

[hollow garden]

Who will become the mayor

[west path]

died to blunt force trauma

[hollow garden]

This is worrying

[west path]

Toast tried to push the city in the direction that it should have gone but it was an uphill battle

he couldnt have won

[rose cape]

~bt

[prime compass]

Me fr

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: The sequel sees the return of Kelvin Hammer and changes many examples of people starting to "come out" as normal people and trying to make it big.

[hardy edge]

I would have had a chance if damn FAKHER DIDNT INTERVENE

[prime compass]

Confirmed

[rose cape]

kelvin hammer 😱

[hardy edge]

I was gonna build a prison and a rehab facility and offer the citizens a choice

[hollow garden]

I support this

[hardy edge]

either Rehab or go to prison

[prime compass]

When sess- real

[wild mason]

huh

[prime compass]

,roll 20 fakher comes back

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 3

[wild mason]

did i miss it

[hardy edge]

holy shit its kelon

[prime compass]

Fakher died

Confirmed

[hardy edge]

yeah

[prime compass]

Also uh

The city is at an all time low

[hollow garden]

Is it a prison and a rehab facility

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-oppenheimer-movie-walk-walking-gif-3311223081607307352

[prime compass]

Like

[west path]

@wild mason KELONHEIMER YOURE HERE NO WAY

[hollow garden]

or you mean two different buildings

[prime compass]

Complete chaos

[wild mason]

can we continue pls

i missed

[prime compass]

No

[west path]

sadly no

[hollow garden]

REAL

[prime compass]

Weekend

[west path]

its too late

[wild mason]

aw

[west path]

next session on the weekend

[wild mason]

alr

epic

[prime compass]

Fakher wasnt dead 😱

He is now

[wild mason]

👽

les go

[prime compass]

So

[wild mason]

so is toast making changes

[prime compass]

The City is shit

[prime compass]

About that...

[west path]

Toast has kept you alive and a slum dweller doctor might have just so happened to save you....

[prime compass]

Ask qevie about everything

[prime compass]

Tell him abt the ankira

[west path]

uhm

[west path]

@wild mason Yeah fakher pulled a big boss

Ankira was the name of his militia

[prime compass]

Fakher died

Thank god

[west path]

and he

[wild mason]

im gonna nuke everyone

[prime compass]

Thank god he is dead

[west path]

completely cooked

the city

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/iwo-jima-flag-raising-usa-usa-marines-usa-marine-corps-gif-26056073

[west path]

it is in anarchy

[wild mason]

dam

[fallen cipher]

@wild mason

[prime compass]

Yes

[wild mason]

alr

[prime compass]

All due to fakher

[fallen cipher]

is blumi hosting today

[wild mason]

guess peaceful isnt an option

[prime compass]

Kelon you and I will need to lead the city

[fallen cipher]

@west path

[prime compass]

Hm

[west path]

youre gonna have to deal with angry mobs of people suffering withdrawals, people lacking basic things like HEALTHCARE, the slums being filled with nationalist fanatics as extremist ideologies spread quickly in the lower layers

[rose cape]

@wild mason are you hosting today

[prime compass]

Erm

[wild mason]

damn

[west path]

and also the fact that most slumdwellers LACK BASIC EDUCATION

the institutions of the city favor the top not the bottom fo society

[fallen cipher]

Alpha is blumi hosting today

[prime compass]

2+3=7

[wild mason]

☠️

[wild mason]

legit

[west path]

yes

[fallen cipher]

Thank god

[west path]

they host at 1am i think

[wild mason]

what should i add

[prime compass]

Fortnite

[rose cape]

invade france

[west path]

the empire of brasil except it controls the western portion of south america too

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-uporot-brazil-gif-13264739

[wraith quarry]

the world is rightful brazilian land

[prime compass]

Alr one piece time

[brittle gust]

Brazilll

[wild mason]

should there be colonies

in the americas

[brittle gust]

No

It should all be

BRAZIL

[wild mason]

❌

this is a serious mw

[brittle gust]

Yes

We want a

Superpower brazil

👽

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1287939996556464200/skull_1f480.gif

[west path]

yes

[west path]

is this real

[wraith quarry]

it's true

[hardy edge]

yeah sure!!!

[wild mason]

ty for keeping me alive toast

what

[west path]

yeah u r cooked

[rose cape]

he needs my help???

[hardy edge]

of course

[hardy edge]

what is this

[wild mason]

is it a video for you

or nah

a

[rose cape]

it doesnt show up 😱

[wild mason]

.mp4

[west path]

it dont show up

[wild mason]

there

[rose cape]

real

[brittle gust]

Malware

[wild mason]

bot zip bomb

omg

run

[west path]

Is this real

[rose cape]

unrea

[brittle gust]

If it don't embed
Yo device get malawared

Not rhyming

[rose cape]

.fm

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/the-peak-the-boys-fact-checked-the-deep-moglight-gif-2297865515687223826

[rose cape]

NO

[brittle gust]

If it don't embed
Yo get malwared

[wild mason]

.mp4

OH NOOO

[brittle gust]

Listen kids,
If it don't embed
You get malwared
If it embeds
You don't get malwares

[west path]

@vital latch nuke yourself btw

[brittle gust]

What game was this

[wild mason]

legit

[rose cape]

what game?

caves of mid???

[west path]

DIE

DIE

DIE

[west path]

Hell on earth

[vital latch]

im right you're wrong

[brittle gust]

Real

48 minutes smh

[west path]

get qud

and play it

until you understand the GAME

[vital latch]

no

[west path]

cosmic didnt even understand the game

it is a modern tragedy

dont mind the hours

[vital latch]

qevie trying to understand that I don't like to play early games I dislike to get to enjoyable late games

complicated games used to be my cup of tea but unless I already learned it they aren't anymore

[west path]

it is literally one time

one time

[brittle gust]

Real

[vital latch]

can't find myself getting into them anymore

[west path]

to climb the learning curve

and its fun for the entire rest of playing it

every playthrough is fresh and makes you think 'ok wtf is this'

its so peak

[brittle gust]

Not everything is for everyone, qevie

[brittle gust]

For you*

[vital latch]

just to play a game that doesn't even pull at my emotional heartstrings? I'd rather spend those 80 hours trying to get into xenoblade or something 😭

[west path]

what

my brother in christ this is a story generator

not

a storytelling game

[west path]

it is the most fun ive ever had in a video game

[vital latch]

why do I need a story generator when I can just...

use a keyboard

[west path]

beats out rimworld

[vital latch]

and a google docs tab

[wild mason]

procedurally generated?

oo

[west path]

the fun is the unpredictability

[brittle gust]

Doesn't mean others will have the same fun

[west path]

it has an overarching story but thats completely optional

[vital latch]

that's literally my mind already

[wild mason]

kewl

[west path]

the story only gives you 1 unique thing which btw u can get the alternative of

in the open world

[wild mason]

is it like those old text based story games

[west path]

yeah it was based on ASCII

[wild mason]

wassat

[vital latch]

also I still standby that it's art style isn't my shit and makes me want to gouge my eyes out after looking at it for more then 30 minutes

[west path]

think dwarf fortress before it was ported to steam

that used keyboard symbols instead of pixels for graphics

thats ASCII

[wild mason]

o

[west path]

they were generally text based rpgs

[wild mason]

awesome

[west path]

Die

[frank latch]

?

[west path]

i wiil nuke you

professional qud hater

[frank latch]

for what?

[west path]

venus liked qud better than you despite having less time played

[west path]

the session is OVER

[vital latch]

yeah qud isnt my game

[frank latch]

the city building thing?

[west path]

yes

[west path]

@vital latch you had 48 minutes

venus understood the game more than you whilst having 1 minute less playtime

you are a pariah

[vital latch]

its harder to learn things that you aren't naturally interested in

[brittle gust]

Bad qevie

[vital latch]

and if you're naturally disintrested in something its even harder

[west path]

do you not like rpgs???

[vital latch]

im naturally disintrested in qud

[vital latch]

no I dislike qud specifically

[west path]

this was me when i started qud btw

i just pushed through 🤫

you are a coward

weak

[brittle gust]

Real

Qevie

Realise that everyone doesn't have the same likes and dislikes

[vital latch]

I don't play video games to prove mental fortitude anyways

[west path]

dont play this then

its qud but worse

[vital latch]

damn tha'ts a ugly banner

[rose cape]

@rose cape

[west path]

i will blatantly ignore caves of qud hate

[rose cape]

is this real

[west path]

Qud is so peak

it deserves 0 hate

[spring bison]

the proletariat will rise!

[vital latch]

@west path when are you playing nights into dreams

[west path]

never

[brittle gust]

That's not hate that cosmic's preferences 👽

[west path]

because your opinions suck

[frank latch]

@rose cape

[spring bison]

me:

[vital latch]

ong just buy it and try it then refund it if you dont like it

[brittle gust]

I don't believe you have a social life

[vital latch]

it's so good

[brittle gust]

Maybe 10 discord lives? Sure

[spring bison]

I dont care about your anti-lebron bias

I do have a social life

[brittle gust]

Lies

[vital latch]

it's a crime that nobody on my friendslist has ever tried nights

you guys need to try nights

[west path]

ok but how r u gonna counter this

[vital latch]

FUCK

wait what

that's not euros

[west path]

bozo

[brittle gust]

Real

[west path]

no

ITS THE OS

COSMIC YOU STUPID

IM ON MAC

NIGHTS IS A WINDOWS EXCLUSIVE

[vital latch]

what curency is this

[west path]

polish złoty

national currency of poland

[brittle gust]

Polish knockoff euro

[west path]

abbreviated into PLN in international settings

[west path]

i am going to say 3 funny letters

Fuck off

[vital latch]

wtf I thought you guys used the euro

[west path]

nope

we do reinforce its value though

[wild mason]

wanna do a map war

[brittle gust]

That's 7 letters 🥱

[hollow garden]

Poland has a currency other than the euro?

[rose forge]

breh

[west path]

poland DOESNT USE THE EURO

[hollow garden]

Can you translate

[brittle gust]

I choose india

[west path]

literally nothing here uses the euro

ZERO

[hollow garden]

yes yes

[wild mason]

ok

[spring bison]

today

we will conquer

[west path]

poland is a benefactor of the euro

[spring bison]

Poland!

[west path]

it supports its value

alongside germany and france

[hollow garden]

@wild mason I will be Tibet

[brittle gust]

Do devmaxxing and invest in schools

What year is this 🗿

[west path]

and italy

[wild mason]

alr

[wild mason]

1918

[vital latch]

this sounds like propaganda 🤫
how does poland support the euros value if it doesnt use the euro

[spring bison]

no fuck you!

[hollow garden]

Other mapas

[west path]

can i play as siberia and invade the mongols

[hollow garden]

I think my map making has improved a bit

[wild mason]

yea

[spring bison]

brainrot

[wild mason]

but gotta build up

[hollow garden]

What's my situation

[brittle gust]

Alright just invest into schools and give loans to industrialists to make factories(also make factories on my own too)

[wild mason]

barely any land fit for farming

[west path]

do it

[frank latch]

these look familiar

[wild mason]

but you have a lot of horsemen

[hollow garden]

damn

[brittle gust]

What app did you use for this??

[vital latch]

play as germany, declare war on all of europe

[brittle gust]

That's so cool 😭

[wild mason]

this is a serious mw

[brittle gust]

So neat too

[spring bison]

thing called tracing:

[west path]

@vital latch did you see this

doesnt it seem silly?

[spring bison]

you trace the lines of the map on a blank canvas

[brittle gust]

Is it a crime to ask for the app

[frank latch]

Play as germany, declare war on all of Europe

[brittle gust]

😭

Shut up lebron

[vital latch]

too bad, you can't pull serious map wars out of your ass randomly imo and expect people to take them seriously

[spring bison]

literally editing software works

[wild mason]

[vital latch]

that's not the current state of game room

[wild mason]

fine

[hollow garden]

Ibispainta

[wild mason]

you gotta wait tho

[brittle gust]

Fr?

Gotta step up my game

[spring bison]

I didnt even say anything bad

[wild mason]

you just lost ww1

[west path]

needs to be designed around it

and has a general quality threshold

[frank latch]

rigged

[brittle gust]

L + ratio + no life

[hollow garden]

@wild mason okay tell my people to gather as much horses as possible

[frank latch]

railroading

[wild mason]

its 1918

[wild mason]

ok

[hollow garden]

We need to form powerful cavalry regiments

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[west path]

despite my city starting out as a shitpost i just improved the narrative quality to make it more fun to play and enjoy eventually turning it 'serious'

[wild mason]

ok

[brittle gust]

@wild mason
Start selling industrial goods to iran

[wild mason]

ill try that

[spring bison]

gather pandas instead

panda rider horde

[wild mason]

okie

[west path]

just improve the quality of the MW

[wild mason]

ok ill add some narrative

[vital latch]

turning it serious for people that aren't me

[west path]

mapwars... dont follow a narrative

[frank latch]

jokes on you
I'm getting these "metal horses"
some Brits call 'em "Tanks"

[west path]

that is a nation sim

[wild mason]

oh

hm

[west path]

i never banned shitposting

[vital latch]

also screw you they can if the host wants them to

[west path]

i just made it roll based

[spring bison]

its not even serious

what are you talking about

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden do you want industrial goods i can sell to u

[wild mason]

yayings

[west path]

thats called railroading

[wild mason]

aw

[spring bison]

it is pure brainrot

[west path]

you might have heard of it in complaints

[wild mason]

i hate railroading

ew

im not doing that

[hollow garden]

yessing soft falcon pen at 3.0 is good for outlining and 1.4 hard felt tip pen is good for internal borders

From what I tried

[frank latch]

Just like saying "Germany lost ww1"

[brittle gust]

Thank you 🙏🙏🙏

[hollow garden]

yes

Let's form a trade pact

[wild mason]

☠️

[west path]

what brainrot do you see in people running a dystopian city and trying to manage its issues

[wild mason]

ok

[west path]

(and failing at it)

you are literally

just a hater

that is your entire shtick

[brittle gust]

@wild mason

[hollow garden]

real

[vital latch]

railroading is considered overly negative imo, controlling outside factors like natural disasters to forward a narative is entirely justified in map wars

[wild mason]

ok

[spring bison]

there he goes again

[wild mason]

legit

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[spring bison]

"you are a hater" "you are a troll"

this is literally all he says when saying he disagrees with me

[west path]

Back in my day... railroading was perfectly acceptable under the right circumstances..

[west path]

both are true

🥱

[wild mason]

due to the decline of the ottoman empire, they have fractured into multiple states

[west path]

you create critiques with no structure

[vital latch]

that's literally what im saying but remove the back in my day part because you were active here before me

[west path]

that is baseless hate

[spring bison]

if I am considered one then you are also considered one

[frank latch]

Rip Egypt

[west path]

no shit sherlock

its almost like you arent given special treatment

you just whine louder than me

[spring bison]

where are the "multiple" states

[wild mason]

🤫

look around

[brittle gust]

@wild mason
Do any of the new states want a LOAN from good ole me

Also btw start removing internal trade restrictions for citizens and companies(more capitalism!!!)

[spring bison]

what is your point with this message

[west path]

can i play as a separtist movement in azerbaijan

[wild mason]

the republic of the nile does

[wild mason]

ye

[spring bison]

ah yes
defending my opinion is whining

[west path]

👽

[brittle gust]

Sure, give them a loan

[west path]

this is alienbait

[wild mason]

okie

[brittle gust]

I'm gonna use that word from now on

[frank latch]

No!?!

but-

what about-

[west path]

cant believe youre the new egomaniac of game room who fails to see fault in his actions

[frank latch]

Rome

[wild mason]

@frank latch what nation do you want to attack, denmark, poland, or the baltics

[spring bison]

ok keep talking

im not responding

[west path]

its true though

you whine endlessly

[frank latch]

uhhh
2 questions

1. I'm playing the map war?
2. What nation am I?

[wild mason]

you picked germany

[west path]

and then immediately play the victim card

when people critique you for it

[spring bison]

Poland

[frank latch]

ah

well

[spring bison]

INVADE POLAND

[frank latch]

Considering I legitimately just lost a biased and rigged map war

Imma rebuild

[spring bison]

DO IT

[brittle gust]

@wild mason

Keep practicing capitalism by letting people make banks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Try developing a ship manufacturing industry by placing orders to make cargo ships from already existing companies

[wild mason]

ok

[wild mason]

okie

[west path]

truly, the most mature game roomer

[brittle gust]

Do you want a loan bbg

[frank latch]

@wild mason Immediately start rebuilding our agricultural sector

[wild mason]

@west path are you gonna organize the movement

[frank latch]

Yes 🙏

[wild mason]

ok

[west path]

i gotta get ready for school

[wild mason]

alr

[wild mason]

o

okie

[brittle gust]

@wild mason

[wild mason]

gotcha

[spring bison]

can I do a oil corp coup in Arabia

[brittle gust]

@wild mason help the Arabian government against this evil evil man

[wild mason]

gotta organize the oil corps but yeah

[wild mason]

ok

[frank latch]

used labor from the discharged soldiers to plow, plant and harvest fields.

[brittle gust]

How large is my army and population

[spring bison]

where even are you

[wild mason]

ok

[brittle gust]

Brazil

[frank latch]

if they can't work in the trench they work in the fields

[wild mason]

500 million pop, 25k army

[brittle gust]

Whar

whar

[wild mason]

did i overdo it

idk

[brittle gust]

25k...

[brittle gust]

No no the pop is believable

25k army???

[wild mason]

ill raise the army to 200k

that seems better

[brittle gust]

Yeah...

[frank latch]

@wild mason is anyone Polska?

[wild mason]

no

[brittle gust]

@wild mason do military ads + propaganda in the newspapers and radios

[wild mason]

ok

[frank latch]

hmm

[spring bison]

then tfym help arabia

you physically cant

[brittle gust]

@wild mason
Start connecting the entire country, north south, west and east with choochoo railways fr

[wild mason]

okie

[brittle gust]

Uhhh

[wild mason]

how do you bolden text

[brittle gust]

Two asterisks

On the beginning and the end

[wild mason]

alr

ty

[brittle gust]

Jk I'm India :p

[wild mason]

** Second Greco-Turkish War **

[frank latch]

Kelon, like this

[brittle gust]

@wild mason can I sell equipment to both sides

[west path]

im bac

[wild mason]

yes

[frank latch]

@wild mason Request to sell artillery shells and ammunition to both Turkey and Greece

[brittle gust]

Hello bac, I am qwas

[brittle gust]

Do it

[wild mason]

they agree

[frank latch]

if I can keep that production up I may be able to prevent a total economic collapse

[brittle gust]

Eyyy

[spring bison]

start a kurdish revolt

[brittle gust]

Do you want weapons, my friend

I shall sell it to you

[spring bison]

@wild mason also cause an arab revolt and call the arabians for war

im Greece

[wild mason]

lmao

[frank latch]

speaking of which...
I might need to do something about those revolts

[spring bison]

who are you

[rose cape]

~bt

[frank latch]

Deutschland

[brittle gust]

Bro went from oil baron to Kurdish revolutionary to Greek

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: To them.. I have to do this stupid thing

[west path]

Hello qwas, i am Thermonuclear Bomb

[frank latch]

I will unite Europe in our image
(Reuniting the Germans)

[spring bison]

where kurds

[wild mason]

next to persia

[brittle gust]

@wild mason stop selling equipment to Greece and leak info about Greek ports used for buying weapons to the turks

[spring bison]

thats not where kurds live

[wild mason]

ok

[brittle gust]

Send the Turks 20k volunteers

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/where-is-kurdistan-gif-10672147178943459746

[wild mason]

the kurdish lands are in iran so i had to move it somewhere

[fallow lark]

There's a lot but ye. Dms or here.

[spring bison]

@wild mason

[brittle gust]

Wait is LeBron not greece?

Oh no

Anyways

[spring bison]

im greece

[wild mason]

im not giving them their whole claimed lands

[brittle gust]

I am... Confused

Whatever

@wild mason update on Greco Turkish war?

[wild mason]

help from the indians push back the greeks

almost to constantinople

[spring bison]

👽 👽 👽 👽 👽

[frank latch]

@wild mason In an act to quell the revolts the German Parliament will pass a bill to invoke a constitutional monarchy and introduce a heavy set of checks and balances as well as other things to preserve the economic and social stability within the nation.
If this is even possible

at this point
it probably isn't

[wild mason]

when did i say there were revolts

☠️

[spring bison]

tfym indians 👽

[brittle gust]

Bomb Constantinople

[brittle gust]

I'm India btw

Not Brazil

[spring bison]

YOU CANT REACH TURKEY

[frank latch]

the 1918 November Revolution:

assuming the war has ended... it would at least be November

[brittle gust]

Where there's a will there's a way

[spring bison]

im going to fuck you up

lil bro

you are done

[wild mason]

the suez is a thing

so

[frank latch]

uhh
Isn't that the UK?

[wild mason]

this aint historical

[frank latch]

ah

[frank latch]

I see

Oh dang

wth

What's going on down in Bavaria?

[brittle gust]

My justification is: my Muslim population is agitating for me to assist the Caliph (IRL they did a khilafat movement when the British planned on being harsh af to the Ottomans, this is my version of it)

[spring bison]

@wild mason dms

[wild mason]

they gave the swiss more land

[brittle gust]

The swiss

[frank latch]

I'm also curious to understand why I've conquered the Netherlands

[wild mason]

they treated germany like napoleonic france

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/petting-aligator-crocodile-gif-25954785

[frank latch]

real

[fallow lark]

https://tenor.com/view/sailor-mercury-sailor-moon-popcorn-eating-gif-5461708

[frank latch]

aww
swamp kitty

[wraith quarry]

swamp puppy

it will

and always will be

swamp puppy

[frank latch]

kitties hiss
puppies bark

[wraith quarry]

you cannot convince me otherwize

[frank latch]

what do gators do?

(they hiss)

[wraith quarry]

they croak

[frank latch]

they also hiss

[rose cape]

average flori

[spring bison]

@wild mason last dms

rq

[wraith quarry]

also that's not a swamp puppy btw bow

you're stupid

[frank latch]

😔

[wild mason]

30k muslim indian volunteers help the ottomans push greece out of asia minor

[brittle gust]

Heh

[wraith quarry]

send 50,000,000 men to invade annatolia in the name of christianity

[brittle gust]

And the other 20k I sent at first

[spring bison]

when are dms triggering

[brittle gust]

You scared me for a second

[wild mason]

** The Arabians join the war **

[brittle gust]

@wild mason bomb Athens and Constantinople

[brittle gust]

Unreal

[frank latch]

kolothism

[brittle gust]

Blockade their asses

[spring bison]

@wild mason AA the Indian planes

[wild mason]

ok