🎲game-room

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/add-butter-gif-27643735

[spring bison]

no

[west path]

the only issue would be fidning them

you do not know they exist like at al

l

[frosty drum]

@west path when are you hosting because I won't be available again in like 6-7 hours

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/badlands-badlandschugs-water-chugs-ocean-gif-21173870

[spring bison]

we are nuking that place

once we find it

[west path]

GUH

should i hosta rn

[wild mason]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/war-gif-24854306

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/not-yet-mace-windu-star-wars-gif-9797353

[west path]

insan

[spring bison]

host wha

t

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-oppenheimer-movie-walk-walking-gif-3311223081607307352

[wild mason]

bro doesnt know

[west path]

the city..

[spring bison]

why are there so many trash games releasing this year

[wild mason]

im gonna do an experimental mw

[spring bison]

should I host

[west path]

more first person stuff

in the central district

aka the middle class disc

[wild mason]

@hollow garden @fallen cipher wanna do an experimental mw

using || hoi4 ||

[frosty drum]

GASP

[fallen cipher]

YES

[frosty drum]

When I'm not available?????

@wild mason I will remember this

[spring bison]

btw this is what happened last "session"

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1189617718081634334/image0.gif

[wild mason]

👽

[fallen cipher]

I love gameroom

[rose forge]

wasn't lebron doing that

[west path]

Gangy is this place too peaceful?

[wild mason]

alr what nation

[fallen cipher]

What's even happening

[rose forge]

no

[wild mason]

i use actual mechanics

[spring bison]

United Jerusalem has collapsed

[wild mason]

not toolpack

[fallen cipher]

Belgium

[rose forge]

🆗

[spring bison]

There was a union

[wild mason]

doesnt have a focus tree

you sure

[frosty drum]

That's it instead of exploding the core I'm imploding it.

[rose forge]

welp ur gonna die

[hollow garden]

Hell yeah

[wild mason]

yes

[spring bison]

and it collapsed

[fallen cipher]

Okay fine

the UK

[wild mason]

ok

what nation @hollow garden

[hollow garden]

It's a medival castle

[hollow garden]

France

[fallen cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/union-jack-british-flag-great-britain-uk-gb-gif-21911789

[hollow garden]

Acutally nvm

[spring bison]

Ukraine

[wild mason]

doesnt exist

[west path]

now?

[wild mason]

ok

[spring bison]

👽

[wild mason]

its 1936

duh

[wild mason]

perfect

[fallen cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-spider-dont-be-frightened-dont-be-scared-im-bananas-dont-be-afraid-gif-24407499

[wild mason]

alr @hollow garden @fallen cipher what path do you wanna go down

also can i stream this for easier access

[fallen cipher]

idk how to play hoi4 btw

[spring bison]

how does that have to do with anything

[wild mason]

👽

bro didnt unspoiler the message

kinda cringe

[fallen cipher]

A lot

What

[spring bison]

👽

[fallen cipher]

What was thst

Thst

Tgat

Tgst

That

[wild mason]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/825034793804759120 join @hollow garden @fallen cipher

[fallen cipher]

Don't stream it

[wild mason]

i need to teach you what its about rq

[spring bison]

why is bro doing a mw in hoi4

[wild mason]

this is the political tab

[spring bison]

that dosent even work

[wild mason]

experiment

[wild mason]

🤫

lmao

[spring bison]

what is bro supposed to do then

smartest fakher moment

[fallen cipher]

Erm

[wild mason]

ooo

i forgot about this mw

[spring bison]

👽

[wild mason]

yall wanna do this

@hollow garden @fallen cipher

[fallen cipher]

How about after alphas city thing

[spring bison]

no

[fallen cipher]

So there are more people

I can play it rn tho

[wild mason]

ok

[wild mason]

isnt that in an hour

[fallen cipher]

Yea

[wild mason]

alr

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-oppenheimer-movie-walk-walking-gif-3311223081607307352

[fallen cipher]

@west path WHERE ARE YOU

[west path]

wha

should i hosta early

[fallen cipher]

Yes

@wild mason

@quick idol

Okay ngm

[west path]

@wild mason @frosty drum r u against

[fallen cipher]

Nvm

[west path]

blumi is DEAD

[west path]

Ercan will reawaken soon

[wild mason]

host

NOWWWW

will Kelon lead a totalitarian dictatorship in florida
🎱 As I see it, yes

[west path]

ok

[fallen cipher]

He can't

[wild mason]

o

[fallen cipher]

We need blumi

[wild mason]

oh ye

we wait

[fallen cipher]

So I can ban eggs

[west path]

why do we need blumi

[west path]

you can do that yourself

[wild mason]

lets start

totally

[fallen cipher]

No I can't

I need blumi's help

[wild mason]

i have the power

https://tenor.com/view/starman-superman-super-man-theres-a-starman-there-gif-11906140510431067153

[fallen cipher]

I'm turning this city VEGAN

[spring bison]

👽

[spring bison]

spam

[fallen cipher]

This goes hard

Also what is this fruit

[wild mason]

breadfruit i think

[fallen cipher]

Interesting

[wild mason]

nope its Graviola

[west path]

SESSION 2 OF THE CITY.

After a recent infrastructure development project proved unfruitful, government officials have proclaimed that an emergency is upon the city. A lack of resources.

The council now controls what construction projects are allowed to be built until this shortage is over, and as a result, the city must spend its resources carefully.

The city has become a war for influence, and district leaders are now estate holders and can use their influecen to strengthen their influence in the city and their grasp on it, or, they may sabotage their fellow district leaders and fall to corruption.

(shitpost actions are allowed with a ,roll 20 gimmick tacked on)

we still havent named it

💔

[wild mason]

name it Ercania

since he is the mayor

[west path]

how about new Ercania

old ercania died

[wild mason]

ye

alr so @west path can i do island stuff

[vital latch]

whats chat thinking

[west path]

you can

[wild mason]

Egg

[wild mason]

lemme expand my island

with floating base

like the city

[west path]

uhhh

[wild mason]

wrap it with blankets

fr

[spring bison]

when are you allowing wars to happen in the city

[west path]

ok that is both impossible to do ingame and overall

the turbines are EXPENSIVE

to maintain

[wild mason]

h,mmm

[west path]

you already have a war of influence happening just give it a bit and its gonna devolve

[wild mason]

alr open a fishing industry

that finds old world antiques

[spring bison]

we need the council to enact feudalism

[hollow sky]

New CK3 DLC + free update in 24 hours

[spring bison]

cray ze

[fallen cipher]

No

[spring bison]

the roads to power dlc released already

[wild mason]

we are a mayoral dictatorship

[spring bison]

I think

[vital latch]

my current plan is to put it in a containner with a bunch of light tissue paper then put a paper parachute ontop to be sure

[west path]

Kelon Inc. opens up a fishing business (with permission from the council which is well, ruled by them since they're deputy mayor)

[fallen cipher]

Alright great

[hollow sky]

No, it releases on the 24th

[fallen cipher]

@west path Sell illegal substances in the jail

[wild mason]

@west path use the profits to open a power plant

[spring bison]

build a oil well

[wild mason]

allow this

[west path]

this goes somewhat poorly since your library is discovered to be a drug front, but you are able to make the right contacts and begin selling drugs in jail

[spring bison]

I sell you my oil for power and dollar

[west path]

there is like ZERO oil

[vital latch]

@west path the ant-mouse-rat tripartite pact is signed

[fallen cipher]

Stop selling drugs

[west path]

within your land

[fallen cipher]

AND WRITE BOOKS

[west path]

😨

[fallen cipher]

about drugs

[spring bison]

if he could build an island so can I

[fallen cipher]

Actually

[wild mason]

@west path use my great riches to take advantage of all the oil nearby

[west path]

you are the poorest district blawg

[wild mason]

and tuna

[fallen cipher]

Write books about how to make drugs

that seems like a good idea

[spring bison]

👽

im literally the LeBronland mansion

tfym poor

[vital latch]

@west path the ants steal enough food to make a tiny island through the use of rat labor

[fallen cipher]

@west path do terrorism and blow up his oil well

[spring bison]

👽

[west path]

Kelon Inc. makes underwater submarines capable of harvesting oil and uses this area to deploy them

[fallen cipher]

Uts bad for the environment

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-oppenheimer-movie-walk-walking-gif-3311223081607307352

[spring bison]

this is rigged

[wild mason]

@west path open a nuclear powerplant for my district

[west path]

you find that there is no oil well to be found

[west path]

you have no concept of nuclear power

[wild mason]

o

[west path]

none at all

[wild mason]

can i do research into radiation

[fallen cipher]

Okay now send LeBron to prison

[spring bison]

this is lebron biased

[fallen cipher]

For fraud

[west path]

you barely developed he makes up like 1/6th of the cities buildings

☠️

[vital latch]

send a bunch of mice to hijack a submarine and sell it to the chinese to expand antmouserat island

[fallen cipher]

@west path can I build a church

[wild mason]

didnt i give you food

[west path]

roll

[wild mason]

☠️

[west path]

this is a shitpost action so rol

l

[wild mason]

skillerz started the age of the roll

omg

[fallen cipher]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 6

[vital latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 7

[west path]

yes

[spring bison]

LOL

[fallen cipher]

Lmfoa

[west path]

where do you want to do so

[fallen cipher]

LMFAO

[wild mason]

hon hon

[vital latch]

,roll 20 I demand a 20

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 13

[west path]

you fail to hijack any submarines

[fallen cipher]

You can't reroll cosmic

It's against the rules

[wild mason]

@west path tighten security around the submarine dock

[west path]

ant mouse rat island begins evaporating into nonexistence because there wasnt enough land to even create it

[vital latch]

,roll 20 murder fakher

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 5

[rose forge]

,roll 20 not a 20

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 8

[fallen cipher]

Okay build it

[west path]

needs council authorization

@wild mason since ercan isnt here

[wild mason]

hmm

allow it

[west path]

this would put a heavy strain on resources

[wild mason]

the rich like it

[wild mason]

oof

[west path]

which would make further operations difficult

[wild mason]

nvm

[fallen cipher]

W

[vital latch]

,roll 20 just take poops to make more land

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 10

[fallen cipher]

WAIT NO

[west path]

nu uh

[wild mason]

@fallen cipher get your own resources

[fallen cipher]

Fuck

[vital latch]

,roll 20 yuh uh its poop island now

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 10

[fallen cipher]

@west path steal his resources

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 14

[wild mason]

@west path using the submarines, create an underwater mine

for ore and stuff

[west path]

this does make an arrest warrant be sent out but you manage to make the resources

yours

[fallen cipher]

@west path okay now run away with the resources and build an island

[wild mason]

@west path open police stations in all of the districts

[west path]

@fallen cipher are you going forward with the church

nvm ig

[vital latch]

,roll 20 steal the arrest warrent and use it to execute fakher

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 18

[fallen cipher]

Damn

It's joever

[fallen cipher]

No I have to escape

Build the island

[west path]

fakher creates his island

[west path]

he escapes before you can do it

he lives another day

[vital latch]

,roll 20 transfer the 18 into making shit island bigger with stealing more poop

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 5

[fallen cipher]

This dude

[rose cape]

@west path are you hosting

[wild mason]

@west path form the New Ercania Airforce

[west path]

Fakhers library is confiscated by Kelon Inc. and turned into walkways.

[vital latch]

,roll 20 roll a 100

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 12

[fallen cipher]

Okay now build a new library there

[west path]

ye

[vital latch]

,roll 100 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 75

[west path]

no

cosmic im stopping you

[vital latch]

do I win

[west path]

you are barred from doing your mystical actions

[fallen cipher]

@west path start building war ships

[west path]

take this more seriously

[vital latch]

i refuse

[west path]

you are way too broke for that 😭

[west path]

fakher begins running out of resources

[wild mason]

@west path research radiation

[fallen cipher]

Build a mine

[west path]

there are no laboratories nor do you have the resources for such a thing

[fallen cipher]

And start mining for golf

Gold

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-oppenheimer-movie-walk-walking-gif-3311223081607307352

[rose cape]

[wild mason]

@west path make a new district with laboratories and solar panels

[west path]

fakher uses his final resources to create a mining submarine deployment station

[west path]

i cannot make solar panels 👽

did you not see the architectural style

[wild mason]

act like they are there

[west path]

this is more steampunk than anything

[wild mason]

fr fr

[wild mason]

fine

add steam generators

[fallen cipher]

Now start selling the gold to citizens in the main island

[wild mason]

ik they arent in the game but

[wild mason]

@west path blockade him

[fallen cipher]

Wtf dude

[rose cape]

where is it

[west path]

you do not have the means to stop him from smuggling

[spring bison]

@west path use all my resources to build a factory

[wild mason]

@west path form the National Defence Agency

[west path]

the city HAS RUN OUT OF RESOURCES BECAUSE OF KELON MAKING THE RESEARCH DISTRICT

😭

[rose cape]

@west path 🤔

[wild mason]

Pause construction to replinish

[fallen cipher]

@west path can I hire the best lawyer in the islands

[rose cape]

no

[fallen cipher]

Yes

I can

[spring bison]

did he steal my resources 👽

[west path]

Kelon Inc. makes a laboratory using the cities final resources

[west path]

no

[rose cape]

unreal

[fallen cipher]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 5

[west path]

yall share the resources

[fallen cipher]

Reroll

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 17

[west path]

it is in your self interest to get resources

[fallen cipher]

It works

[west path]

however, the city is not at risk of shutting down

[fallen cipher]

@west path how many resources do I have

[wild mason]

@west path add double shifts for miners in the underwater mine, promise them more pay during this time

[west path]

it simply just cannot expand until you get proper resources

[spring bison]

so why couldnt I build the oil well 👽

[rose cape]

@west path what resources do we have rn

[west path]

around enough for 3 buildings

[fallen cipher]

@wild mason we should work together

[west path]

you still need money to build shit

resources ≠ money

[wild mason]

hmm

[west path]

money is per individual

[wild mason]

dont rob me again

[cunning niche]

@pugbread

[fallen cipher]

Banan join

[fallen cipher]

I wont

[cunning niche]

Join what

[wild mason]

fine

[fallen cipher]

You don't know?

[wild mason]

@west path retract the arrest warrant

and bring fakher back home

[fallen cipher]

@west path can you tell him

[cunning niche]

Tell me

[rose cape]

we need to raise taxes guys 🙏

[wild mason]

im not THAT bad

[rose cape]

i am

[fallen cipher]

Do you know the game townscaper

[west path]

Birds eye view of the city and the islands created by the corporations

[rose cape]

@west path raise corporate taxes 🙏

[fallen cipher]

@west path is banan allowed to join

[west path]

ercan is mayor

[west path]

yeah we have colours available

[rose cape]

he is offline

[cunning niche]

I want to be the ocean

[rose cape]

i am filling in for him

[wild mason]

i am the deputy mayor

i have the power

[west path]

you sink in yourself

[rose cape]

i am the IRS

federal government

[wild mason]

🤫

[rose cape]

@west path raise federal government taxes

[west path]

the irs is dead

[rose cape]

on corporations

[rose cape]

❌

[west path]

well ercan revived it

[west path]

Ercan owns the IRS

[spring bison]

what if we coup him

[west path]

🤫

[wild mason]

agreed

what if

[rose cape]

we should...

[west path]

its gonna start a war but you can try

[spring bison]

yes

[wild mason]

@west path organize a coup

and make myself leader and @spring bison deputy

[west path]

you round up most officers within the city on your side

[spring bison]

erm

[wild mason]

gives you more power

[rose cape]

this is not happening

[west path]

the coup d'etat fails, as the Ercan government has the public nearly fully brainwashed

clashes between your forces begin

[rose cape]

@spring bison we should counter coup 🙏

[wild mason]

I have done more good than ercan

[west path]

Ercan made this city

[rose cape]

@spring bison you as mayor and me as deputy mayor

[wild mason]

im couping to put him and me into power

[rose cape]

thoughts?

[spring bison]

yes

[wild mason]

[west path]

yall cannot coup rn blawg

[rose cape]

im suggesting to coup you and put him in power 🤔

[west path]

you are in active war

forces are clashing

[fallen cipher]

@west path write books about kelon

[west path]

@wild mason your estate is at threat of being raided by mobs of protestors

[fallen cipher]

He should be the Leader

[wild mason]

bring out the riot police

[west path]

they sell well surprisingly and bring favor onto his side

mobs begin disarming and some even join his side

[fallen cipher]

@wild mason

[wild mason]

epic

[west path]

the riot police is nearly fully overwhelmed

[spring bison]

@wild mason make me leader and we will join

[west path]

the prison is, essentially full

[rose cape]

@west path retreat northeast

just me

me personally

[fallen cipher]

Build a new one in my island

[west path]

you end up on fakher island

[spring bison]

amaz betrayal moment

[fallen cipher]

And also a police station there

[fallen cipher]

Jail him

[wild mason]

@west path threaten to strike @spring bison island if he doesnt join my side

[rose cape]

,roll 20 @west path kill fakher

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 2

[rose cape]

,roll 20 reroll

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 4

[fallen cipher]

For 2 minutes

[rose cape]

unreal

[fallen cipher]

4 minutes

[spring bison]

👽

[west path]

amazting settles on fakherland

[fallen cipher]

Jail

Jail him

[west path]

you are forced to settle the city by fakhers sorcery

he has dark magic

well island

not city

[rose cape]

unreal

[west path]

you have NO JAIL

[rose cape]

@west path which island has the research station

[fallen cipher]

BUILD IT

[west path]

the city

[fallen cipher]

I HAVE RESOURCES TO BUILD 2 BUILDINGS

[wild mason]

@west path tighten laboratory security

[fallen cipher]

I wanna build a prison

And a police station

[rose cape]

ok

[prime compass]

Invade blumiville fr

[wild mason]

@west path push through the whole island, quelling resistance peacfully

[west path]

you build the jail

@wild mason The Ercanian government is pushing you back.

[prime compass]

@rose cape can I be your roommate

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-oppenheimer-movie-walk-walking-gif-3311223081607307352

[fallen cipher]

@rose cape

[rose cape]

@west path make belemin my roomate

[wild mason]

@west path ramp up production of weaponry

[prime compass]

Yay you pay rent

[rose cape]

❌

[prime compass]

No questions asked

[west path]

he defends you against the people fakher sends after oyu

[wild mason]

lmao

[prime compass]

Flip a coin

[fallen cipher]

,roll jail amazting, don't jail amazting

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: don't jail amazting

[west path]

you are a free man

[rose cape]

based and beleminpilled?

[fallen cipher]

You're free

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/starman-superman-super-man-theres-a-starman-there-gif-11906140510431067153

[prime compass]

Fakher your troops are mid

[west path]

thats his way of paying for the rent

[rose cape]

@west path begin recruiting company forces against kelon and ercan (kelon increased their working hours and ercan is a tyrant)

[prime compass]

Real

[rose cape]

real

[fallen cipher]

@west path find him and torture him

[wild mason]

i payed them extra

[fallen cipher]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 9

[wild mason]

omg

they are happy

[west path]

you find people from a distant land willing to fight for you

[prime compass]

@west path go into hiding from fakher

[fallen cipher]

Roll

Roll

[west path]

no

[prime compass]

Ok

[fallen cipher]

You have to roll

[west path]

its a serious action

he can do that

[prime compass]

Yay

[wild mason]

@west path try pushing into the town hall

[prime compass]

Fakher you aint findin me

[rose cape]

@west path launch an assault on the research station with the fighters

[west path]

you find yourself stuck in line waiting at the ercan elevator

[fallen cipher]

@west path build a baseball stadium

[wild mason]

lmao

[west path]

Too broke sorry

[prime compass]

@west path train myself to human capabilities fr

[west path]

@wild mason you break in only to find that ercan isnt present there

you find out that he is raiding your estate ‼️

[spring bison]

@west path spread revolutionary ideas

[prime compass]

YEAAA

[wild mason]

isnt he on a vacation

[fallen cipher]

@west path send more police to help @wild mason

[west path]

ok

[wild mason]

i just wanted to capture it

[rose cape]

@west path

[west path]

i mean you only have 5 cops but ok

[west path]

@wild mason amazting takes over your research station

[prime compass]

@west path assist @rose cape in the assault

[fallen cipher]

Give them weapons of mass destruction

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 8

[prime compass]

Uh

[wild mason]

@west pathbomb it

NOW

[prime compass]

👽

[rose cape]

@west path seize the documents and return to my house

[prime compass]

What is happening

[fallen cipher]

This is a shit post

[prime compass]

"Kill fakher"

https://tenor.com/view/starman-superman-super-man-theres-a-starman-there-gif-11906140510431067153

[west path]

the research station is taken over by amazting

[west path]

your airforce is disorganized since its bombing protestors rn

[wild mason]

i dont want to bomb them omfg

[rose cape]

@west path

[wild mason]

im peaceful

[west path]

👍

[wild mason]

im a nice guy

[prime compass]

@west path sue @wild mason for manslaughter and war crimes

[west path]

people are starting to hate you due to a lack of fakher made pro kelon inc propaganda

[vital latch]

,roll 20 eat the protestors

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 16

[wild mason]

hmmm

[prime compass]

He bomb innocents fr

[fallen cipher]

@west path MAKE MORE PROPAGANDA

[west path]

COURT CASE

COURT CASE

[prime compass]

HE IS BOMBING THE INNOCENTS FRFR!!!

[rose cape]

@fallen cipher if you dont make propaganda we could counter coup kelon and instate you as leader 🤔

[wild mason]

@west path appoint fakher as state propagandist

[rose cape]

unreal

[west path]

The defendant, Kelon, is accused of manslaughter and war crimes. The prosecution may speak.

[west path]

i mean you dont have the power to do that but o

[fallen cipher]

@west path find amazting and jail him

[west path]

@prime compass state your argument

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-oppenheimer-movie-walk-walking-gif-3311223081607307352

[fallen cipher]

@west path can i

[vital latch]

,roll 20 the ants start a underground rebel organization against whoever decided to make this not a shitpost

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 2

[west path]

belemin defends him again

[vital latch]

just add a 0 to that

[prime compass]

Kelon is bombing innocent and peaceful protestors fr

[rose cape]

real

[vital latch]

0 is equal to nothing

so its a 20

[fallen cipher]

HOW STRONG IS BELEMIN

can I just ROLL

[west path]

@wild mason and what is your defense

[fallen cipher]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 20

[fallen cipher]

Done

DONE

[prime compass]

No rolls

[wild mason]

those are the corrupt airmen bought out by @rose cape

[fallen cipher]

ITS JOEVER

[vital latch]

👍👍👍

[prime compass]

Rolls are evil

[fallen cipher]

ITS ACTUALLY JOEVER

[rose cape]

@west path migrate to this island with belemin

[prime compass]

They are under your control

[fallen cipher]

Perfect roll can't deny that

[west path]

you pull a hakari and get a jackpot destroying him in a battle of cursed energy

[prime compass]

You could have given them an order

[west path]

amazting is jailed

[vital latch]

,roll 40 steal the 20 and use it to slam fakhers teeth out

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 35

[vital latch]

do I win

[west path]

@rose cape over

[wild mason]

this civil war puts strain on the communications network

[vital latch]

?

[rose cape]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 10

[rose cape]

[fallen cipher]

FUCK YEA

[west path]

belemin is not in jail though

😨

[prime compass]

You committed horrors beyond human comprehension!

[rose cape]

@prime compass rescue me 🙏

[wild mason]

i didnt do anything

[prime compass]

Hows lawsuiz

[wild mason]

i use peaceful means

[west path]

amaz's house is confiscated btw

[prime compass]

,roll save amazting, dont save amazting

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: dont save amazting

[fallen cipher]

@west path build traps inside of the jail

[prime compass]

NOOOO

[west path]

the jury is siding in your favor

[wild mason]

lmao

[vital latch]

can I personally seize it

[prime compass]

I want the release of amazting!

And an apology

To the people

That is all I ask

[steep merlin]

Set a reminder in 5 minutes from now (<t:1727112920:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[west path]

@wild mason this is the verdict

you are forced to comply

[brittle gust]

Last time I checked I was qwas

[prime compass]

And an apology

[wild mason]

he isnt in my jurisdiction

[fallen cipher]

Nolt

[wild mason]

he is in fakher's

[west path]

@fallen cipher the police is demanding you free amazting

[brittle gust]

And nolt

[west path]

theyre from the city

[fallen cipher]

And why's that

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-peak-this-is-fucking-peak-peak-gif-9818841776131764942

[west path]

he won a court case

[vital latch]

,roll 20 kill amazting in jail

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 19

[west path]

close but no

[prime compass]

Uh

[west path]

not a nat 20

[fallen cipher]

Joever??

[prime compass]

@rose cape i saved you fr

[wild mason]

@west path draft a speech to the people of New Ercania exposing Ercan for a rich pig he is and how he hogs all of the nice things

[west path]

you need a nat 20 to kill someone

[fallen cipher]

@west path write books about amazting

[vital latch]

can his arm atleast be cut off or something 🥺

[west path]

this isnt an apology

you get fined 500k

[wild mason]

pay it

[fallen cipher]

Make him look like a terrorist

Because he is one

[west path]

its gonna make you go into debt

[fallen cipher]

And show actual proof

[wild mason]

👽

[west path]

500k is like 1.8 billion USD

[fallen cipher]

Joever

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/nahh-nah-im-good-gif-20471721

[prime compass]

I gtg

[west path]

joever

[prime compass]

@west path Party with amazting

[west path]

@rose cape you are taken out of the prison and settle in a new island 😱

[fallen cipher]

@west path so that means he's in the prison

[prime compass]

No

[bleak oracle]

Plot twist he’s secretly a Alf.

[fallen cipher]

,ROLL 20 JAIL HIM

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 12

[vital latch]

,roll 20 crash the party with the rebel rats and burn the building

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 2

[fallen cipher]

Damn . .

[vital latch]

again add a 0

[prime compass]

@west path build a house with amazting and live together

[vital latch]

since nothing is equal to 0

[prime compass]

Ök gtg

Bye

Fakher you suck

[wild mason]

@west path send @rose cape a gift basket

[west path]

@rose cape you are a free man.

[prime compass]

Kelon you suck

[bleak oracle]

Listen he trying to blame the loss in cat population on humans. He isn’t one of us. A human would never do that.

[hardy edge]

whos winning

[fallen cipher]

Build a school

[fallen cipher]

Me

[wild mason]

🤫

[vital latch]

,roll 20 hide a bomb inside of it

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 14

[prime compass]

Ok bye

[wild mason]

no politics here

[bleak oracle]

My bad.

[fallen cipher]

@hardy edge You should join

[west path]

it disfigures amaztings face

he can no longer show himself in public

[fallen cipher]

This is fun

[hardy edge]

true

[west path]

without being subject to humiliation

[hardy edge]

what am I joining exactly

[vital latch]

we ball

[fallen cipher]

@west path

[hardy edge]

Last time I joined something randomly I was wondering the streets drunk in the middle of Wilmington city at 3am

[west path]

game room making a city

[wild mason]

@west path attack the main administration building in the city

[west path]

a really dysfunctional one

[hardy edge]

oh cool

[hardy edge]

give me a room

[fallen cipher]

@west path did I build the school

[steep merlin]

Reminder for @fallen cipher

Reminder from YAGPDB

free @rose cape

[west path]

the coup d'etat ends in a Kelon Inc. victory.

[wild mason]

@west path fund this house

[wild mason]

YES

[fallen cipher]

He's already freed

[wild mason]

@west path allow libertad and freedom for all

[fallen cipher]

YESSS

[west path]

lebron is made deputy mayor and kelon is made mayor

[fallen cipher]

LETS GOOO

[west path]

@spring bison

[wild mason]

@west path Jail Ercan for being a horrible dictator

[fallen cipher]

@wild mason

Seems unfair I was like the only guy that actually helped

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @west path unhappy with their current form, the rats mice and rats merge together to become human

[wild mason]

@west path make Fakher the deputy mayor

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 5

[fallen cipher]

Based

[wild mason]

and make @spring bison the chairman of commercial enterprises

[fallen cipher]

,roll 20 Now add 15

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 19

[west path]

kelons estate is swapped out for ercans estate

[fallen cipher]

Damn

[west path]

he can now only lose his government status if hes couped

and is immune to estate raiding

as in

[rose cape]

🔥

[fallen cipher]

Coup kelpn

[west path]

kelon

not ercan

[wild mason]

bro

[hardy edge]

where's my estate

[wild mason]

i gave you deputy mayor

[fallen cipher]

I'm joking

I'm joking

[west path]

you are not a district leader

[hardy edge]

how do I become a district leader

[wild mason]

@west path make @hardy edge his own little cottage

[west path]

make enough buildings

which is gonna be difficult to do

considering the city LACKS RESOURCES

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/starman-superman-super-man-theres-a-starman-there-gif-11906140510431067153

[hardy edge]

how do i get more resources

[fallen cipher]

@west path can I donate

[wild mason]

@west path build more mines and submarine docks

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @west path use magic to just... summon more resources

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 19

[west path]

toasts cottage is made

[west path]

yes

[west path]

you turn dead rats into resources

[hardy edge]

YEAAAHHHHH

[west path]

hes the white

[fallen cipher]

Do

[cunning niche]

@hardy edge Can i move in with u

[wild mason]

@west path host great military parades

[fallen cipher]

@west path jail banan for terrorism

[wild mason]

@west path and open a cemetary for the dead

[fallen cipher]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 8

[wild mason]

no matter the side

[vital latch]

build a small island and begin building up "Magic Land" by starting with one small house...

[rose cape]

@west path begin deciphering the research papers i stole in secret 🤫

[fallen cipher]

@west path track down amazting

[vital latch]

,roll 20 steal them since thats not so secret anymore

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 2

[vital latch]

add a 0

0 = nothing

[spring bison]

@wild mason you should make me king

[west path]

kelon makes 2 more submarine docks

[hardy edge]

WHAT IF I HOST A MAP WAR.... IN KINGDOMS / CASTLES.....

[west path]

your police officers do not comply

[hardy edge]

That would be cool

[wild mason]

whats that

[west path]

you cannot find him within your jurisdiction

[vital latch]

i would roll 20 expand

[hardy edge]

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[wild mason]

@west path form the coast guard

[wild mason]

oh shi

i have that

[west path]

'magic land' is created.

[fallen cipher]

More ploice

[fallen cipher]

Burn it

[hardy edge]

super fun game if you havent played it yet

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Can I borrow a game ticket? In the kingdom/world...

[fallen cipher]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 16

[west path]

you CANT REACH IT

[hardy edge]

can I roll to expand

[wild mason]

so many weird banners

[fallen cipher]

Okay

[wild mason]

lmao

[west path]

no but you can construct additional rooms to your cottage or make another building

[vital latch]

,roll 20 attempt to build a small dock to open up to tourism

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 14

[hardy edge]

I would like to construct additional rooms

[wild mason]

@west path fund this

[west path]

magic land expands

[wild mason]

@west path send some resources and money to magic land

fr fr

[west path]

toasts cottage gains more rooms

[west path]

@vital latch you receive a gift from the city

it has around 1.5k in it and around 750 scrap metals, which would be enough to build a small town hall

you dont really need money if you are building outside the city though

[fallen cipher]

@west path build a port and start a boat company

[vital latch]

,roll 20 use the money to start trading, import liopleurodon's in order to increase tourism

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 6

[vital latch]

did we fail to import liopleurodon

[west path]

fakherland gains a port

[vital latch]

[west path]

yes

[rose forge]

,roll 20 spontaneously exist

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 16

[vital latch]

,roll 20 damn just build some land expansion around the house to have some grass

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 10

[rose forge]

:(

[west path]

you become amaztings new roomate

@rose cape you decode the research

[rose forge]

amazing

[west path]

and gain access to uranium refining

[rose forge]

,roll 20 make the room taller

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 13

[fallen cipher]

@rose forge this worked

Rigggght?

[rose cape]

yipee

[west path]

amaztings house expands

[west path]

yes

[rose forge]

lol

[rose cape]

@west path find uranium to refine 🙏

[wild mason]

@west path research helicopter

[fallen cipher]

@west path research helicopters first

[west path]

you find that there is none within the vicinity of the city

at all

[wild mason]

and @west path start exctavating Uranium

[west path]

zero uranium is found

[fallen cipher]

Okay dude you can't do this

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-oppenheimer-movie-walk-walking-gif-3311223081607307352

[west path]

the laboratory is still owned by amazting but ok

[wild mason]

take it back 👽

[spring bison]

@west path build an money printer

[fallen cipher]

@west path write anti uranium mining books

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @west path build a outer ring of houses around the grass leaving two holes for future expansion, make one of the houses a tall hotel for tourists to see magic land. make the original house the magic land museum

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 8

[rose forge]

,roll 20 moving to the 2nd floor, expand the back for more floor space

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 10

[fallen cipher]

@west path Bomb it

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: You rolled 14

[wild mason]

@fallen cipher think of the energy it could produce

[spring bison]

shut the fuck up 👽

[west path]

the lab is reclaimed

[fallen cipher]

You're trying to make nukes

I'm not allowing this

[wild mason]

nuh uh

[west path]

where do you want to hide it

[wild mason]

im making energy for the city

[west path]

it is highly illegal

[hardy edge]

Can I build more rooms in my cottage

[west path]

i mean ok

[wild mason]

steam energy isnt cuttin it

[spring bison]

at the slums in an alleyway

[fallen cipher]

@west path try making electric cars

[west path]

ok

[west path]

o

[wild mason]

@west path research rocketry

[west path]

this just fails

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @west path attempt to import horses then use our signiture magic to make them as close to a unicorn we can get

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 5

[west path]

too hard to make stuff fly without turbines

and turbines cant make you float in space

[wild mason]

☠️

[wild mason]

@west path research oil refining

[vital latch]

im going to murder the bot

[hardy edge]

@west path hows my cottage looking

[west path]

this fails again

[vital latch]

,roll 20 Improve magic

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 20

[vital latch]

@west path did magic improve

[west path]

not like a cottage

[west path]

yes by a lot

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-gif-15070190

[west path]

@spring bison you earn enough money to start oil excavation

[spring bison]

@west path print money

[west path]

o

[vital latch]

,roll 20 say abra kadabra and make a mascot known as jimmy the dragon

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 7

[fallen cipher]

@west path gun company

[vital latch]

watch it be a lizard

[rose forge]

,roll 20 @west path make the 2nd floor of house bigger

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 14

[hardy edge]

I wish to add more rooms to my house

[wild mason]

@west path create a line of non lethal riot weapons

[west path]

ok

but uhh

it fails.

[spring bison]

open free money shops in the slums

[rose forge]

I don't wanna go outside the house :P

[west path]

magic land falls into irrelevance 😱

[wild mason]

@west path shut down @spring bison illegal activities

[hardy edge]

I just want to have the biggest house not gonna lie

[vital latch]

damn ok I gtg to class for the next hour so magic land will just try to gather wealth till then for a future expansion

[west path]

amaztings house expands by a lot

[spring bison]

@west path simply hide and use the slum people to cover up for dollar

[rose forge]

les goo

[west path]

@spring bison police find you and your followers

[spring bison]

middle class looking house

ngl

[wild mason]

hon hon

[spring bison]

rigged

im sueing you

[west path]

doesnt mean you cant fight back

🥱

[wild mason]

@west path send him to an offshore prison

[hardy edge]

@west path I wish to expand my house

[west path]

he hasnt been caught yet

[spring bison]

give money to the slum people and cause a riot trapping the police

[west path]

at this point its a district 😭

[wild mason]

o

[hardy edge]

hell yeah

[fallen cipher]

@west path expand my library too

[wild mason]

@west path give @hardy edge an award for making the first district in this new government

[spring bison]

okay I gtg

exams

[hardy edge]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-the-rock-rock-go-rock-lets-go-lg-gif-18455293

[wild mason]

bye

[west path]

the toast megastructure district is created

[hardy edge]

now this is cool

[west path]

also that doubles as his estate

[rose forge]

,roll 20 bridge the house over to the adjacent building across the water @west path https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1287833633670955059/Screenshot_2024-09-23_at_19.50.59.png

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 15

[west path]

the riot begins overwhelming you @wild mason

[hardy edge]

can I add more rooms to my estate/district

[west path]

😰

yes

[wild mason]

@west path call the police off and give lebron a pardon

[hardy edge]

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-laughs-in-evil-laughing-myah-myaah-dasmemeistgut-gif-5356566587527840753

[west path]

the toast megastructure towers over the ercan highlands

also its draining significant amounts of resources

[hardy edge]

oh shit

[wild mason]

create more mines

[west path]

ok

[hardy edge]

I wish to create more mines @west path

[west path]

no more yields to mine int

o

[hardy edge]

ooff

[west path]

the city is at an industrial LIMIT

[wild mason]

@hardy edge cut down your house a bit

we need more room

[west path]

he doesnt have to considering hes a district leader...

🥱

[wild mason]

isnt his house the district

[west path]

yes

that is why he doesnt have to

[hardy edge]

@west path what do I need to do to gain more resources

[wild mason]

hmmm

[west path]

either build more industrial buildings or trade for it

[hardy edge]

I wish to build an industrial building

[frosty drum]

@west path can I fish since I'm closer to the water

[wild mason]

he is back

omggg

[fallen cipher]

@west path extend the top layer of the city

[frosty drum]

Nope
Only for 5 seconds
I'm transitioning

[hardy edge]

please build this industrial building within my district if possible @west path

[fallen cipher]

Build a church there

[west path]

discord died 😭

as in

its updating