🎲game-room

[spring bison]

you created your account today

[brittle gust]

You know french

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-laughing-laughing-hysterically-laugh-high-five-gif-23779559

IT WORKS

[cunning niche]

@balmy epoch and @umbral bloom

[umbral bloom]

Homies

[spring bison]

you should ban everyone in general

[west path]

manneva 2 in 5 hours we're so up

[marsh lance]

YES

[spring bison]

change back your pfp

it is ass

[spring bison]

I edited out all my debts

[marsh lance]

No

• you said that about the last one

[spring bison]

you are an opp

[spring bison]

the last one was better

[marsh lance]

😭

[spring bison]

I dont know who you are anymore

you are a different person entirely

@hollow garden shut up klez

[marsh lance]

AARGHH FINE!

But

[spring bison]

you're back!

[marsh lance]

I WILL change it once i rank up ❌🗣️😡👹🥶

I am in a very gentle mood today chat like im peaceful or smth

[marsh lance]

L bully

What did klezbutt do

[spring bison]

nothing

[spring bison]

this is exactly why we are opps

you are too peaceful

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/your-not-the-thinker-bro-really-thinking-the-thinker-gif-27428949

[elder arch]

I tried to fight the queen bee with @west path

But my summon kept summoning it early when we had no ARENA

so i died, and then the FUCKING QUEEN BEE WENT STRAIGHT TOWARDS ALPHA

who was on the surface

insane

[cunning niche]

Cool

[hollow bobcat]

I have made a very bad decision

Autism

[spring bison]

wdym by this

[frosty drum]

Hello Chat 😃

[brittle gust]

Hello

Hosta when

[frosty drum]

Soon

[brittle gust]

Liar

[elder arch]

Me when tomorrow is another day!!! LOL

[frosty drum]

TRUE LMFAO

[brittle gust]

Blumi when is the next session btw

I wanna sleep early if it's morning for me

[wild mason]

3 hours 15 minutes

[brittle gust]

Ooh

12.30

Yay

[steep merlin]

Set a reminder in 3 hours and 15 minutes from now (<t:1726945202:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[rose forge]

this when blumi hosting

<t:1726945202>

[marsh lance]

Chat i wanna shower but im afraid people will break into my house while i am

[brittle gust]

They won't

I guarantee it

[frosty drum]

Don't worry
As long as it aint robots you are fine

[marsh lance]

What did the robots do skille

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dont-wanna-know-george-zax-jk-simmons-goliath-s4ep4-gif-23201964

[hollow bobcat]

1 AM

👽

Blumi is hosting at very bad time for me

[marsh lance]

Vital skillerz lore

[wild mason]

I'll try to host at a good time for you I just need it in EST

@supple tartan Who tf are you

[rose cape]

none of the above

[royal merlin]

biased vote

Nokia and Google Pixel and IPhone were always better.

[frosty drum]

Dead wrong

[hardy saffron]

@royal merlin: Your mother refused.

[west path]

morals matter because if they didnt then there would be no consequences to breaking them 😢😢😢

[spring bison]

morals deez nuts

[marsh lance]

Real

[spring bison]

👽

[marsh lance]

Well what is the consequences?

[frosty drum]

Morals Matter

[spring bison]

lie

We need WAR

[marsh lance]

In theory, morals are the restriction in our brains

[spring bison]

We need UNPAID LABOUR

[west path]

your mom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[spring bison]

We need ECONOMIC DISPARITIES

We need POVERTY

[frosty drum]

We need morals

[marsh lance]

War without morals is a slaughter
Morals without war is romantic idealism

War is our most evil, yet effective tool of society

[spring bison]

slaughter? I call it populational control tactics

[west path]

ok but youre menterr so shush up

[hollow garden]

I can't send a video of qevie conquering Muscovy

:(

[frosty drum]

Word of mouth is the most effective
Mouth decides whether a war happens or not

[marsh lance]

If we have no war then we learn no lessons
If we have no morals then we spiral into extinction

[west path]

EHAT

where did you get this video?

[hollow garden]

I edited it

[brittle gust]

Noo

[west path]

over for you im nuking you

[brittle gust]

Upload it to YT

[marsh lance]

Am i cooking or should i just shut up and resort to nihilism

[brittle gust]

And then send

[marsh lance]

I really want to explore life philosophy but all this is too hard to compre

[hollow garden]

Actually yeah

[marsh lance]

Hend

[hollow garden]

one sec

[brittle gust]

Chat should I hosta

[brittle gust]

I hosta

[hollow garden]

pat be silly

getting too deep in philosophy is depressing

[hollow garden]

Hosta what

[marsh lance]

Yesterday i spared a vinthari child from slavery so this is untrue

[hollow garden]

oh right that one mw?

[marsh lance]

True..

ABSURDISM

Life has no meaning.. so we make our own!!

[west path]

yet you cant utilize obsidian

[brittle gust]

Yesa

[marsh lance]

Mafaka we can

Blum already told us we have flintknapping by now

Budso

[frosty drum]

Can't play rn

[marsh lance]

Did i die

[brittle gust]

Grrrr

[west path]

ur bretheren are evil vro you need to help me get rid of ALL bardic states whether it be through fundamentally changing their societies or killing them

[hollow bobcat]

I live in the same a hours as your. Just opposite

[marsh lance]

Real

[brittle gust]

You didn't pick a starting place I think, pattington

[hollow bobcat]

It's 11 36 pm rn

[west path]

u need to

rn

[wild mason]

You're 11 hours ahead then

[marsh lance]

ARGGRAAAHHHH

[west path]

otherwise we wont get our perfect paradise where people arent murdering each other 😱

[wild mason]

I just saw a mouse kill a tarantula

[brittle gust]

Alright

Close to klez cubic and blox

I'll ping rq

[hollow garden]

https://youtu.be/X0jg5wVB5Uc?si=uzxeDiNtqrSzmzva

real

[west path]

that was me my bad

[hollow garden]

Pat we should form a personal union

[spring bison]

add outlines

[hollow garden]

We will be unstoppabling

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden @hollow ruin @rose forge hosta timeaa

[spring bison]

klez yt channel exposed

[brittle gust]

Discord compression kills outline

[spring bison]

👽

[brittle gust]

@marsh lance pick colour!!

And race

Merfolk

[marsh lance]

LAVENDER

HUMAN

[brittle gust]

Or human

[marsh lance]

GRAH

[brittle gust]

Alr

[brittle gust]

You worship elves like super gods

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust how is my Land

[brittle gust]

The north is being raised by orcs and the coast is being raised by merfolk
But the river areas are very agrarian and prosperous

The populations of the regions being raised are migrating inland

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust nolt tell me how is the Eolan realm doing

[frosty drum]

Nice

[frosty drum]

Raised as in raided?

[brittle gust]

@marsh lance

[marsh lance]

Ok real

Next step: marry klez

[hollow garden]

I agree to this

[brittle gust]

The trade decreased because the human merchants think you're doing blasphemy with not praising the elves enough

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust what does raised mean exactly?
Raided?

[brittle gust]

Yep

Sorry i forgot to reply to the first time

[brittle gust]

Alright

Patrington-Eonian marriage

[frosty drum]

I'm gonna build defenses in the north mountains
And militias in the south

[hollow garden]

Hm okay I think I know what to do

[brittle gust]

Btw this place has 25 hours a day and 10 months a year and 4 moons

[hollow garden]

They will have no choice except to pass through me If I take control of all other trade routes

[hollow garden]

Huh interesting

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust

[brittle gust]

I'll make month names soon

[brittle gust]

👍

[west path]

is this real

[spring bison]

give me the area with most industry

[west path]

btw it isnt i would never do thias

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust Establish a standing, professional army by recruiting full-time soldiers who will be trained and equipped by the crown. This will include infantry cavalry and archers, with a focus on discipline and cohesion

[brittle gust]

The crown sends you some funds which are personally bought to you by the warrior prince, Aradounas(he is also trying to butter up to u)

[brittle gust]

Okay, colour?

[spring bison]

red
and the leader name will be Anton Rayne

[brittle gust]

You are not the empire smh

[hollow bobcat]

Kkpopop

Kkpopop

[frosty drum]

Ok

[hollow bobcat]

Huh

[brittle gust]

You can't use imperial money without imperial perms

[hollow bobcat]

Alien

Alien

[brittle gust]

I'll assume u mean ur own money?

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust how effective was the action

[west path]

@brittle gust can i declare war on the red alliance in america

[hollow bobcat]

Why does discord allow me to send the same message

Op

[hollow garden]

The photos don't lie qevie

[brittle gust]

The fortifications in the north are being hindered by orcs time to time but it's happening! The raids in the south have decreased by a good chunk too. Although, the migrations aren't decreasing still

[west path]

the world if bardic societies were eliminated:

[brittle gust]

To be clear they're migrating inside your land

[hollow garden]

It will be an autonomous army from the imperial crown

[hollow garden]

What is bardic

Bards?

[frosty drum]

Blow up the core of the planet

(Joke)

[alpine raft]

I GOT MY GANG OUT

[west path]

npc archetype in manneva 2

[alpine raft]

picked a new mf

[west path]

its quite evil

[alpine raft]

got him out

[brittle gust]

All armies of the nobles are to have (indirect) allegiance to the emperor(cus fudalism)

[alpine raft]

sold a young ass brokie out for it

[hollow garden]

Who is migrating in the south

[alpine raft]

but he got out

[brittle gust]

You get lynched by your son

[frosty drum]

That's a joke right

[brittle gust]

Skillerz's peasants are moving to avoid raids

[frosty drum]

Are they moving to the middle

[brittle gust]

No, he thinks you got crazy and you're in an asylum in the capital

You now are playing as ur son

[brittle gust]

Yes

[alpine raft]

me and my dawg

me and my dawg

we got out through the border

[frosty drum]

Do orcs like war?

[west path]

#1285747018664509462 message

[alpine raft]

got a load of cash

we can do some cokie

[west path]

qhar

what are u talking about

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust

[alpine raft]

road 96

you gotta bolt out of a country

[west path]

that game seems like an acid trip

[alpine raft]

it is

i was at the wall

[west path]

why 👽

[brittle gust]

They do not like or dislike

[alpine raft]

i was with a broke ass mf

[brittle gust]

They heed to the lord of death

[alpine raft]

he helped me up the wall

he got shot

[brittle gust]

And cause death and destruction in his name

[alpine raft]

but i went through

[hollow garden]

Argue to the emperor that this is an important step for regional defence and that if each noble established a regional defensive army that could be all called up in his wars his power would increase greatly

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum opinion on your south getting depopulated

[frosty drum]

I still have same population they are moving inland

[prime compass]

I love seeing other peoples kingdoms go into chaos

[alpine raft]

he got shot the same way i got shot

but he aint fucking breathing

[brittle gust]

They won't be just to be sure*
It's formality to prevent people from rising up with a lotta legitimacy

The emperor isn't in the capital, and the crown prince Arikorosium denied permission

[wild mason]

Who would have thought hedonists were weird 🤔

[alpine raft]

i am out the country

and he getting buried

[hollow garden]

reala

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust can I prepare an ambush on the southern raiders?

[prime compass]

Dynasty of Sigma on top

[brittle gust]

It's good cus they're moving to more productive and fertile places to farm

[alpine raft]

anyways imma go bribe a cop

[prime compass]

Bro I ate so damn much

[alpine raft]

after that

i might play some ps5

[prime compass]

@hollow garden when next session

[brittle gust]

Sure, you're numbering in around 6k trained foot soldiers and 350 cavalry

And 20 knights

[frosty drum]

How much they have?

[alpine raft]

young cop calm down

i's not a brokie

[prime compass]

Ok bye

[brittle gust]

Unknown and they're all different crews of raiders independently raiding

Pirates but they live in the sea and raid the coast

[alpine raft]

he accepting a bribe

[frosty drum]

Let's attack each of them one by one

[alpine raft]

bro zoe fucking up my vibe

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden the humans really don't like you cus they think you're not being pious enough

[alpine raft]

she getting arrested

fuck no I aint helping that bitch

she got herself arrested

[brittle gust]

Alright, this will take some time to happen!

[frosty drum]

Ok

[alpine raft]

she shoulda jsut stfu

[brittle gust]

Is this a game

[alpine raft]

he just wanted a bribe

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust Ping me when it's done

[alpine raft]

my life be so crazy you gotta ask if this a game

yes

its a game

i got money tho

they aint wanna see a young mf have money

[brittle gust]

It's 1 year

10 months

[alpine raft]

so they beefin

[brittle gust]

Name?

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust Can I ask the king for Funds to Improve Civilian Infastructre

[brittle gust]

@frosty drum a dwarf craftsman approaches your keep

[alpine raft]

road 96

[frosty drum]

Yes?

[hollow garden]

"Your Highness, I understand the need to prevent rebellion, but disarming loyal nobles may leave regions vulnerable and create the very unrest you're hoping to avoid. Without our forces, we cannot protect the emperor’s lands from external threats or internal disorder. Instead of viewing our armies as a challenge to the crown, let us take renewed oaths of loyalty and place our forces at your command if needed. This ensures both the security of the realm and our continued service to the empire, without risking discontent among those who have always supported the throne."

[hollow garden]

I offer to the crown prince to reinstate elf worship

(in truth I'm still against the elf cult but I will pretend)

[brittle gust]

The crown prince sends you some more money and pretty much says 'hey hey buddy, don't support my muscle brain brother I'm wayyy better'

[brittle gust]

Klez i think u misunderstood me

You CAN have private armies

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

[brittle gust]

The emperor won't call them Willy nilly

[hollow garden]

Oh

wait

So what's the issue then

@cunning niche did you hear the news?

[brittle gust]

They owe some allegiance to the crown

That's all

[hollow garden]

The Nile in Aswan got poisonous

It's either because of a cholera outbreak

[brittle gust]

His name is, Dalin. He asks for your patronage and in exchange he will work as your master craftsman

[brittle gust]

Guh

[hollow garden]

or a mine's oils falling to the water

[alpine raft]

i got 150

we vibing

[brittle gust]

Egypt too?

Damn

[hollow garden]

Sure

[alpine raft]

im not a brokie like these young boys

[frosty drum]

Ok

[frosty drum]

Accept

[hollow garden]

I'm quite worried

[brittle gust]

The Ganges and yamuna rivers are also getting shitty here

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden when is avatar mw with hannibal

[hollow garden]

I live downstream so it won't be an issue for me in a while

but in a couple of days the crisis will get here

[west path]

why do you keep dwelling on this

[cunning niche]

The sudan and aswan thing?

[hollow garden]

unreal

[hollow garden]

yeah

[west path]

i am already informing everyone that these hedonistic societies are too peculiar for continued function

[cunning niche]

Yeha i heard abt it

[hollow garden]

Do you think it will be a problem for us

[brittle gust]

And since you've reinstated elf worship the humans are much happier coming through

[hollow garden]

yippe!

[alpine raft]

we finna rob this place

[cunning niche]

Nope

[brittle gust]

a solitary figure in horseback arrives towards your keep

[alpine raft]

me and hacker alex finna rob these fools

[marsh lance]

Be careful kleza

Boil the water you drink!

[brittle gust]

your soldiers identify it having the insignia of the imperial family

[cunning niche]

Drink men el coldair

[hollow garden]

Idk man the health ministry still hasn't said anything

[brittle gust]

but inverted colours

[hollow garden]

Real

Invite him in

[brittle gust]

it is a woman

[hollow garden]

I think we might do that

[brittle gust]

with pointy ears

less pointy than the crown prince

[hollow garden]

They get the water for the coldair from the Nile though

[marsh lance]

Its best to be vigilant even right now

[brittle gust]

more pointy than pat

[marsh lance]

Water travels FAST

[gilded harbor]

what is being discussed

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust how is my status

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-crying-kitten-crying-05starrynight-gif-10141647709992578610

[cunning niche]

U might have to be not mocat3a and get nestele

[hollow garden]

Half elf?

[marsh lance]

Klez’s duchess wife reference?

[hollow garden]

Let them into my castle

[brittle gust]

Infrastructure is being improved slowly and the peasants are happy

[hollow garden]

And see why they are coming to my realm

[frosty drum]

How is the hunting

[hollow garden]

Despite them being part of the imperial family

[brittle gust]

all imperials are pretty much half elf
She greets you

[hollow garden]

real

[alpine raft]

we getting caught gang

i scammed they ass tho

[brittle gust]

her name is Ladariel

[hollow garden]

Water bottles' prices gonna explode

[alpine raft]

brokies btw

they only had like 70

[hollow garden]

oh

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust how is hunting down the southern raiders

[brittle gust]

She is from a cadet branch of the imperial family and just departed from the elven isle

she offers to be your court mage

[alpine raft]

aight gang we got caught

[marsh lance]

Nestle is EVIL

[hollow garden]

Greet ladariel back "It's an honour to see you Princess why do you come to my humble region at this time "

[hollow garden]

Hell yeah

[brittle gust]

All good, your generals estimate having defeated around 30% of the crews

[hollow garden]

I'm definitely going to put her on the throne

[brittle gust]

it's expensive

[west path]

im nuking you

[hollow garden]

How much?

[frosty drum]

Keep going

[brittle gust]

worth half the value of your keep

[brittle gust]

👍

[alpine raft]

aight gang

[hollow garden]

Counter offer with 1/5

[hollow garden]

Insanw

[cunning niche]

@brittle gust Can i seduce klez’s wife and make klez die of sadness?

[alpine raft]

what we thinking

[brittle gust]

Although she is desperate and young she knows that even half your own keep is cheap and kindly declines

[alpine raft]

yall gotta decide

[hollow garden]

okay reasonably counter offer with 1/3

[brittle gust]

Klez's wife is @marsh lance

[alpine raft]

il go taxi

[cunning niche]

Option one and two are lit have the same amount of chance to get you killed btw @alpine raft

[brittle gust]

she gets angry

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/big-eyed-cat-stare-cat-giant-eye-cat-gif-26545953

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance 😢

[alpine raft]

not really

il go taxi tho

imma see if i get murdered

[brittle gust]

@cunning niche i mean, you could try

[hollow garden]

"my princess calm down I can't give you half of my treasury"

[hollow ruin]

make bridges using rocks at bottom, light wood in the middle (eucalyptus idk) and dead coral (pretty much floating rocks) on top IF i can do that

[brittle gust]

(it's half the worth of your keep not treasury)

[alpine raft]

aint no way

[marsh lance]

@brittle gust I run away from banam and retreat into my manor in my territory!! 😱

[alpine raft]

taxis be busy

[cunning niche]

Try doing that

[alpine raft]

imma go hitchike

[brittle gust]

"will you pay in installments"

[cunning niche]

,roll 10

[haughty inlet]

shmungus_123456

:game_die: You rolled 9

[cunning niche]

,roll 10

[haughty inlet]

shmungus_123456

:game_die: You rolled 9

[cunning niche]

WRONG

MESSEGE

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

shmungus_123456

:game_die: You rolled 13

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust Develop and train specialized cavalry units, including heavy knights for shock attacks and light cavalry for scouting and skirmishing.

[cunning niche]

There we go

[hollow garden]

Banan shut

[hollow ruin]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

notcubic

:game_die: You rolled 13

[hollow garden]

What's the difference again

I'm stupid forgive me

[alpine raft]

aight gang

[brittle gust]

You're caught by the major guears

[alpine raft]

i think im cooked

im in a truck

[hollow ruin]

can u answer me

[cunning niche]

Seduce them

[alpine raft]

wait no

[cunning niche]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

shmungus_123456

:game_die: You rolled 1

[alpine raft]

this my gang john

he aight

[brittle gust]

Your keep is your home castle
The treasury is the money u hage

[wild mason]

Can u shut up m an'

[brittle gust]

Please no banan don't

[hollow ruin]

hi blumi

[brittle gust]

Isont want to be banned for nsfw mw #2

[hollow ruin]

can u

[brittle gust]

You die

[hollow ruin]

answer

me

[cunning niche]

U where apart of nsfw mw 1?

[alpine raft]

aight gang

[brittle gust]

That's too much of a distance to make bridges

[alpine raft]

imma finna drink some milk and honey

cuz we be vibin

[cunning niche]

Why

[brittle gust]

Even magic can't do that

[alpine raft]

and mommy thinks im anorexic or sum

[brittle gust]

Unfortunately

[cunning niche]

I thoight ot was uxair and nekrop only

[alpine raft]

yeah

[west path]

remember december 7th

[alpine raft]

qwas did it

[spring bison]

it is finally done

[alpine raft]

it was all his fault

[brittle gust]

I was caught in the crossfire dammit

[alpine raft]

anyways

[brittle gust]

Fucking liar

[hollow ruin]

@brittle gust QWAS

[west path]

blame qwas for everything

[brittle gust]

I responded...

[alpine raft]

fr fr on the boy

[hollow ruin]

what

[brittle gust]

@hollow ruin

[hollow ruin]

oh

[spring bison]

time to play as rizzlesslandia

[brittle gust]

🚨

[west path]

not that bad

[brittle gust]

A merfolk raid party kidnapped your mother

[wild mason]

Is there a lore reason for this?

[brittle gust]

And uncle

[hollow ruin]

what about this

[brittle gust]

And aunt

[hollow ruin]

what

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust status

[hollow ruin]

what

[spring bison]

this is peak

[west path]

yes

[hollow ruin]

@west path hi

[spring bison]

tmod decafa should have never happened

[alpine raft]

AIGHT GANG

[west path]

real

[alpine raft]

how many spoons of honey

[hollow ruin]

3

[west path]

nuke yourself

[alpine raft]

any other ?

[spring bison]

this game called me a neo-lib

im jumping off a bridge

[hollow ruin]

why so rude?

[brittle gust]

Too far away 😭

That's like building a direct bridge from England to France

a. It's too far away
b. It will disrupt trade
c. Hell of a lot to maintain

And you're in the feudal era

[hollow ruin]

4?

[alpine raft]

nah just 3

[hollow ruin]

b is what i want to do

[marsh lance]

[alpine raft]

im not tryna get diabeted

[hollow ruin]

2

best

[frosty drum]

An England French bridge would be cool af ngl
Imagine a fight taking place on it

[marsh lance]

Real

[hollow ruin]

Anglo-french bridge fr

[brittle gust]

They were having vacation in a coastal town, a merfolk raid happened and they got kidnapped
They sent you a random demand

[hollow ruin]

give them 3 dollar

[cunning niche]

@hollow garden are u excited for school?

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust status on hunting raiders

[brittle gust]

Even if we're able to do it the imperial family will send a meteor towards u

[hollow ruin]

oh

hmm

[brittle gust]

You are sent the thumb finger of your mother

[hollow ruin]

btw what can i do in this mw

[hollow ruin]

throw

ew

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance do this

[alpine raft]

already put 3

[brittle gust]

Things you can do in normal mw

Overthrow

Coqnuer

Migrate

Kill

[alpine raft]

LETS GO GET DIABETES

[brittle gust]

Not do tech rush and meta and dumb shit

[brittle gust]

45%

[alpine raft]

its hella good

[frosty drum]

Keep hunting

[brittle gust]

Alright

[alpine raft]

I CAN FEEL THE SUGAR IN MY BRAIN

[hollow ruin]

what people are here

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust are people returning to the south

[brittle gust]

@frosty drum

You discover that one of these merfolk crews have a mage.
The crew escaped you.

Your new raider killer army count is:
4k foot soldiers
250 cav

[brittle gust]

Wh cwould you want them to return tho

I never said u have overpopulation issues

[frosty drum]

Ik just was wondering

[brittle gust]

Thry arent going anyways cus LIFE IS GOOD

They like the cheap food

[brittle gust]

That is

[hollow ruin]

atleast make this bridge (the materials i told u are like really cheap i think)

[hollow ruin]

?

[brittle gust]

The imperial capital

[hollow ruin]

are they rich

[spring bison]

should I do a sollist playthrough or play as rizzlesslandia

[brittle gust]

The imperial family resides there

[hollow ruin]

are they rich

[brittle gust]

Yes, they are your overlords

[brittle gust]

Very much so

[hollow ruin]

oh

[alpine raft]

I CAN FEEL

THE SUGAR ENTERING MY BLOODSTREAM

THIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD

[cunning niche]

Ok

[hollow ruin]

what would happen if i block their trade using the bridge i told u to build so that they pay me a fee to go outside

[cunning niche]

Just block trade with ur navy

[hollow garden]

Oh

[brittle gust]

The crown prince personally comes to break everything with his magic skills because

That will stop any ship from going inside and outside the bay

Imagine you were to build a bridge across the Panama canal which can't be opened or closed

[hollow garden]

Sure then

[brittle gust]

you will be killed

[hollow garden]

real

@hollow ruin cubic

This crown prince is evil

[alpine raft]

FUCK COCAINE

GET ME MILK AND HONEY

AND WE GOT A PARTY

[spring bison]

nekcrop is going schizo

again

[alpine raft]

MILK AND HONEY

[brittle gust]

Would you rather he sends a trained regiment of mages to eviscerate the entire cubic estate

[hollow garden]

"I will does...three payments sound good to you your majesty?"

[hollow garden]

real

[hollow ruin]

what happens is i try to kill the crown prince using super cool assasins that are like really sneaky so that people think he got a heart attack

[alpine raft]

GET ME MY MILK AND HONEY

[brittle gust]

"yes and don't call me your majesty, please I'm not the emperor I'll get beheaded 😭"

[alpine raft]

OH MY GOD I LOVE HONEY

[hollow ruin]

yum

[alpine raft]

MILK AND HONEY

MILK AND HONEY

[brittle gust]

,Roll 20

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 20

[hollow ruin]

real

[cunning niche]

Quiet Simian

[brittle gust]

@hollow ruin he is killed

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust Form a corps of crossbowmen to provide ranged support during battles.

[brittle gust]

, roll 20 roll for secrecy

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 8

[brittle gust]

you get found out

[alpine raft]

MILK N HONEY

[hollow ruin]

a

[hollow garden]

"reala I will stop then"

[brittle gust]

👍

[hollow ruin]

make some chill cool loyal cubist guy as crown prince

[hollow garden]

I don't go to school 😔 but I guess so

[hollow garden]

What about you?

[cunning niche]

I already started

[hollow ruin]

@brittle gust is pure chaos allowed

[brittle gust]

@hollow ruin the empress(consort) takes charge and sends an entire regiment of mages and 35 thousand strong army to destroy you

[hollow garden]

Cubic you are literally me

[brittle gust]

Yes but you have to survive

[hollow ruin]

nukes

[brittle gust]

The emperor will just kill ur ass

He's away rn though

Touring the lands

[brittle gust]

You are deemed crazy and lynched by your son who offers your head to the empress

[cunning niche]

Simp

[hollow ruin]

what happens if i try to kill the emperor using super cool assasins that are like really sneaky so that people think he got a heart attack (but the extra part is that when they get caught they poison themselves before they get interrogated)

so no one knows

[rose forge]

euh

[hollow ruin]

idk

[brittle gust]

The empress is 602 years old

[brittle gust]

You don't know where he is

And you're dead

[cunning niche]

Could still look young tho

[hollow ruin]

oh

[cunning niche]

Like a vampire

[hollow garden]

this is unreal

[hollow ruin]

im actually a cube so i send my soul to a different cube

[brittle gust]

She's in her early 20s cus she a pure elf

[rose forge]

guh

[cunning niche]

Exactly

[hollow garden]

Fair game then

[brittle gust]

You find yourself in a dice

[cunning niche]

I would simp for her aswell if she looked hot tbh

[hollow ruin]

good enough

[brittle gust]

She's mid

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust Establish regional fairs and trade markets to encourage local artisans, farmers, and merchants to sell their goods and Invest in infrastructure like roads, bridges, and our ports to make transporting those goods easier and faster

[brittle gust]

A dice in an orc treasure chest

[cunning niche]

Why did he betray his father for
Mid?

[alpine raft]

broke bitches be wildin

[brittle gust]

👍👍👍

[alpine raft]

i got money

[hollow garden]

Literally

[alpine raft]

il bribe a young bluud

[brittle gust]

He betrayed his father cus he didn't want to die

[alpine raft]

go through the border

like a big boy

bribing young bitches

[hollow ruin]

@brittle gust pay a really cool and nice and smart and cool guy named qwas a lot of money and become friends with him cuz he is a very great person the best qwas yeah and make the mages my allies

(im the dice so u dont get to roll)

[hollow garden]

Qwas turns out to be the queen's alias

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust status

[hollow ruin]

still my buddy

[hollow garden]

Well what's my current situation now

[brittle gust]

this "qwas" guy is the emperor's bff and burns u

[alpine raft]

left some money for future broke bitches that pull up

[hollow garden]

REAL

[hollow ruin]

block the qwas guy

[brittle gust]

Trade is back up, and your mother said "Good job, son!"

[hollow garden]

I pull up

[brittle gust]

He disappears

[alpine raft]

its just 60 dollars bro chillax

[hollow garden]

[alpine raft]

enough to leave the country tho

[hollow garden]

I meant more generally than just that action but nice

[alpine raft]

we at the border

[hollow garden]

60 dollars is the monthly income in Nigeria

[alpine raft]

and we finna bribe a young bitch

[alpine raft]

50 bucks be enough to bribe a cop

[hollow garden]

real

Way less

[hollow ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[alpine raft]

50 bucks get you smuggled out the country

[brittle gust]

,roll session end, no end

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: no end

[brittle gust]

no end

[hollow ruin]

oh also

[west path]

blumi mw session in 2 hours peak

[hollow ruin]

nuke all the mages

[cunning niche]

Based

[hollow ruin]

every single one

[pine copper]

https://tenor.com/view/september-earth-wind-and-fire-do-you-remember-21st-night-of-september-disco-gif-18346287

[hollow ruin]

ok bye

[hollow garden]

Nolt nooo

[west path]

also banan

[hollow garden]

😢

[hollow ruin]

@hollow garden u are cool

[west path]

are you still next to a river

[brittle gust]

your please go down a void as you cannot hear the voice that narrates

[west path]

you might honestly find some sticks floating downstream

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust ststus of hunting

[hollow garden]

u too are cool

[hollow ruin]

no

im

stupid

[brittle gust]

50%

That mage who got in your way is being a pain in the ass

[alpine raft]

we finna go out through the tunnels

i got bread tho

cops find us

they just getting richer

[frosty drum]

Can we find a mage of our own

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust Initiate a kingdom-wide program to improve castles, watchtowers, and city walls with more advanced fortifications such as thicker walls, moats, and reinforced gates

[marsh lance]

@brittle gust Im back from my shower what happened

[brittle gust]

A mage can be more expensive than your entire budget rn

[hollow garden]

Welcome back pat

[frosty drum]

Ok

[cunning niche]

Tes

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-shower-gif-11018341

[hollow garden]

Real

[brittle gust]

Klez got himself a young elf mage(she's just 461)
Cubic became a cube
Skillerz is killing fish people

[marsh lance]

Me

[hollow garden]

@west path this is a very bad word in my language

[cunning niche]

Kadab

[hollow garden]

Don't let him disrespect you like that

[marsh lance]

Jk chat

[brittle gust]

Real

[hollow garden]

You told him طيس 😢

Which is an obvious euphemism

[hollow garden]

Wait

Do I have children

[brittle gust]

No

[hollow garden]

Is skillerz genociding the fish people

[brittle gust]

Your current heir is your 2 year old nephew

[hollow garden]

okay no

[brittle gust]

I mean
They kinda raided him

[hollow garden]

😔

[brittle gust]

Your brother died of a carriage accident 2 years ago 😔

[brittle gust]

I'm so sorry klez

[hollow garden]

Extremely sad

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance

[marsh lance]

Bro

[brittle gust]

You do this, but it doesn't really have much use as raids by merfolk aren't that common

[frosty drum]

?

[hollow garden]

It will be useful later on

[hollow garden]

pat snapped

[brittle gust]

Real

[hollow garden]

run skillerz!

[marsh lance]

You already senta that 😢😢

[frosty drum]

Ik

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust map?

[frank latch]

@brittle gust are you hosting something?

[hollow garden]

yes nolt mw

It's peak

[frank latch]

can I join?

[fallen cipher]

Hello

[hollow garden]

hi

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-gif-5677380953331354485

[fallen cipher]

Is bolt hosting

[hollow garden]

yes nolt mw

It's peak

[brittle gust]

Yuh uh

Pick a land in the orange territory

[fallen cipher]

Who made this map

[brittle gust]

Me

[frank latch]

the peninsula on the bay

[brittle gust]

It's a WIP

[hollow garden]

Who is that red guy in the middle of the river

[brittle gust]

Alr
It's kinda ravaged

[frank latch]

ravaged?

what happened

[brittle gust]

LeBron

[cunning niche]

@hollow garden arent you a Bedouin in the sinai?

[fallen cipher]

@cunning niche

@cunning niche

@cunning niche

@cunning niche

@cunning niche

[cunning niche]

Hello

[fallen cipher]

Sorryy

Sorryy

Sorryy

[hollow garden]

A 30K army along with mages attacked it

[fallen cipher]

Sorryy

Sorryy

[hollow garden]

@fallen cipher stfu

[brittle gust]

Well, cubic thought it'd be a good idea to assassinate the crown prince of the imperial house which

1. Has a lotta elf blood
2. Mages

And then died

[hollow garden]

I do not deny

neither confirm

[fallen cipher]

WHAT

[brittle gust]

What colour @frank latch

[frank latch]

here just for reference

[fallen cipher]

anyways

[frank latch]

yellow/gold

[brittle gust]

Yep, that's the place

[wild mason]

fakher stop spamming.

[brittle gust]

Mk

[fallen cipher]

It's a bug

[wild mason]

ok discord sucks

restart

[fallen cipher]

I did

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust To standardize military training we will create military academies and training programs for soldiers for combat skills, discipline, and tactics across the entire army

[frank latch]

if you knew that then you should stop

[hollow garden]

this is cute for some reason

[cunning niche]

@wild mason will u actually host in two hours?

[fallen cipher]

I stopped

[wild mason]

is it the milly pfp

[fallen cipher]

@cunning niche you didn't make any rafts

Right?

[cunning niche]

?

[hollow garden]

To a large part yes

[fallen cipher]

In blumi's map war

[wild mason]

I guessed

[cunning niche]

Buddy i dont even have a coastline yet

I just have a river

[spring bison]

Anton Rayne will succeed

[umbral bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-seal-in-fire-seal-going-to-hell-hell-good-night-gif-12319617898119755025

[wild mason]

Yes

[cunning niche]

And lake

[wild mason]

Guh

[fallen cipher]

Oh so it's pope

[wild mason]

True

[fallen cipher]

Get out

[wild mason]

Gladly

I hate it here

[hollow garden]

Continue migrating banan

Until you reach the sea

[brittle gust]

@frank latch the empress appointed you as the region's lord-steward
You are a very very very very very distant relative of the imperial family

[umbral bloom]

Now I'll watch game roomers

[spring bison]

@brittle gust did session end

[hollow garden]

These mods

[fallen cipher]

This is general but better

[hollow garden]

Are invading our home

[cunning niche]

Idk if i will attend so like let me send you actions in dms for u to do if im not here bbg

[frank latch]

🔥

[brittle gust]

Alright, your budget is getting DRY

[frank latch]

what should I do?

[wild mason]

Worse*

[hollow garden]

Ew

[wild mason]

why would you want to be comparable to genchat

[brittle gust]

Redevelop the territories and make yourself it's permanent lord

[hollow garden]

how much do I have left in my budget

[hollow garden]

I confirm

game room is an extremely beautiful chat

[spring bison]

@brittle gust Sacrifice personal life time for more work time and begin enacting a number of policies to reform the tax system and begin mining of gold and silver

[cunning niche]

@wild mason can i?

[brittle gust]

You have enough to go smooth for the rest of the year but more military spending will make your advisors angry(except your marshal)

[fallen cipher]

True

[hollow garden]

What suzerain does to a mf

[hollow garden]

I think this is enough for the year

[wild mason]

I would greatly prefer if you did not because I do not want everyone constantly sending me stuff like last time

[spring bison]

👽

[brittle gust]

You have no gold or silver mines 🤯

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust Status of hunting?
Also which areas are free of Raiders now

[brittle gust]

Not rizia

[spring bison]

👽

[brittle gust]

Alr lemme mark it rq

[spring bison]

did bro read my action

[brittle gust]

You need mines to mine?

[spring bison]

thats what the action is doing???

lol?

[cunning niche]

Its just one big huge messege and i physically cannot stay up to 2 am like i did yesterday because i have tests tmrw

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/alrighty-man-alrighty-then-umm-awkward-awkward-cat-gif-15343904606334602145

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust could I possibly raid to my western borders

In this beautiful area

[spring bison]

terrible idea

[cunning niche]

@wild mason still neolithic or is it bronze age yet?

[fallen cipher]

Genius

[spring bison]

if this is a feudal society you have a feudal contract

[frank latch]

@brittle gust Begin developing roads, aqueducts, canals and establishing labor contracts with farmers and the unemployed to begin plowing, taking care of and harvesting crops.

[hollow garden]

It's just some pillaging

[wild mason]

It's still neolithic

[spring bison]

which most likely forbids you doing that

[hollow garden]

Yes but this area isn't held by the imperial crown

It's other lords

it's internal squabbles

I don't think the emperor would care too much

[spring bison]

if you say so

[cunning niche]

Next session is bronze right?

[frank latch]

@wild mason sorry to bother you
but when is farming going to be established?

(I know some people have already, I'm curious about my tribe in particular)

[brittle gust]

You don't have the deposits...?

[spring bison]

you could have just said this

🤯

[brittle gust]

That's a fellow vassal, sir

[spring bison]

@brittle gust is there a deposit near my nation

[brittle gust]

Also chat my phone just froze and I just put it in a freezer

[hollow garden]

Send documents of him assassinating my brother two years ago

[frank latch]

real

[fallen cipher]

#🤡memes message

[hollow garden]

Very real

[brittle gust]

Yeah

[wild mason]

Probably next session for most active players, and the session after that is when I want to start moving past the neolithic

[brittle gust]

Oh right I didn't explain

Youre playing as a noble house under an emperor

[spring bison]

I know?

[frank latch]

👍 🔥

[fallen cipher]

is there a lore reason why they keep staring my messages

Are they stupid?

[brittle gust]

And you can't expand normally

[frank latch]

because they're doing the opposite of what you want

[brittle gust]

Through conquest

[frank latch]

which is what people do

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 for @hollow garden

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 1

[spring bison]

vassal wars

[frank latch]

that's tough

[fallen cipher]

They're benefiting me

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden you get caught in the forging

[frank latch]

doesn't matter

watch

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust Is that mage still alive

[frank latch]

DON'T NERD THIS MESSAGE

[brittle gust]

The emperor has level 3 crown authority

[spring bison]

what

[brittle gust]

Yes

[brittle gust]

You can't declare wars without permission of the emperor

[hollow garden]

Lmao

[spring bison]

ok what happened to the tax reform

[brittle gust]

Yk like in ck3 when your liege has level 3 or 4 crown authority

[hollow garden]

What playing ck does to a mf

[spring bison]

this is always a thing

[prime compass]

Goddam

[fallen cipher]

Okay

[brittle gust]

It's going well and your coffers got a decent bonus

[spring bison]

except for level 0

[frank latch]

this kind of failed
I put one up in general to test

[brittle gust]

Not if crown authority is 1 or 2, it's only for 3 and 4

[frank latch]

General's dead though

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust How is the status of my area

[brittle gust]

There is no 0...?

[spring bison]

autonomous vassals

[brittle gust]

55% of raiders killed
Your army is very battered

[frank latch]

@#🌎general message

@fallen cipher

[brittle gust]

That's level 1

[frank latch]

see

[spring bison]

wild

[brittle gust]

Check the paradox wiki smh

[fallen cipher]

Yea but that's general

[frank latch]

memes is no different

[spring bison]

what tech level are we btw

[frosty drum]

Let's stop the hunt for now
And Make defenses in the areas we cleared as well as sending supplies to them

[fallen cipher]

Their average iq is 64

[hollow garden]

Real

[prime compass]

AAAAAA

[brittle gust]

Late medieval

[prime compass]

I feel like I could

Vomit

[brittle gust]

Alright, your coffers are drying up

[prime compass]

But i cant move one bit

[brittle gust]

Chat session ended because my phone is being a bitch

It is

Freezing SO much

[frosty drum]

Ok

[frank latch]

qwas
did you see this?

[frank latch]

[hollow garden]

🥺

[brittle gust]

Sorry I was crying to myself 😭

[spring bison]

turn it off

turn it on

[frank latch]

no worries

wait-

[brittle gust]

👍

[brittle gust]

Tried it

[spring bison]

did you shut it down and turn it on

[brittle gust]

It only got better when I put it in the fucking freezer

[spring bison]

what

[brittle gust]

Yes

[spring bison]

so its overheating

[brittle gust]

Yes

I'm going to read

[spring bison]

turn it off and come back after a while

[brittle gust]

Books

[brittle gust]

Aye aye

[spring bison]

WHAT

WHAT
WHAT

WHAT

[brittle gust]

Real

LeBron you should read

[frank latch]

what are "books"?

[spring bison]

Suzerain is making me read alot

[brittle gust]

Cool things

That are entertaining

And make you look smart to your classmates

(worked for me)