🎲game-room

[marsh lance]

Yes exactly

[west path]

dont speak to me

peasant

[marsh lance]

I am providing a more correct point

[rose forge]

aight

[west path]

can you dig parfums grave for me hes from indiana

(death sentence btw)

[rose forge]

nah

[marsh lance]

Absolutely insane

[west path]

why would you not give rest to a tormented soul 😢 this is immoral

[brittle gust]

Not a lot would be familiar with the terms 'iberia'

[rose forge]

Not my problem

[marsh lance]

This argument started because of your european superiority complex (its because i am one of the least educated people on the planet)

[west path]

fair enough

[brittle gust]

Pat

Stop the pat slander

[marsh lance]

No its true

[brittle gust]

Show some self love

Or i will

[marsh lance]

I know so much yet i know nothing at all

[west path]

pat my european superiority complex isnt real its just me disproving your idiocy

[brittle gust]

Send you to a self love centre

[brittle gust]

No

[west path]

how expensive

[west path]

deserved

[marsh lance]

Crazy

[brittle gust]

Idk Google local therapist

[marsh lance]

I am my own center

[west path]

that would be prices in polan

[brittle gust]

Stop feeding into Pat's self hatred 👽

[west path]

not in americ

[marsh lance]

It is very hard

[brittle gust]

Yes

[marsh lance]

No let him

[west path]

PAT IS EVIL

[marsh lance]

Alien

[west path]

THEY ARE MALICIOUS

THEY THINK THAT THEY KNOW MORE ABOUT MY CONTINENT THAN I DO MYSELF...... EVEN THOUGH THEYRE WRONG...

[marsh lance]

How are you assuming this

[west path]

I will forever keep hating

[brittle gust]

It is only hard if you believe you're so fucking dumb

Idc if it's the truth or not, lie to yourself even, SELF LOVE IS IMPORTANT

[marsh lance]

From saying that lespia is similar to spain or latin america

[west path]

OK WHAT

WHAT

SPAIN WAS MORALLY DUBIOUS BUT ACCEPTABLE BUT

LATIN AMERICA????

WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON

[brittle gust]

If I had a nickel everytime I had to tell a person to give self love in the past 24 hours, I'd have two which isn't a lot but... You know the drill

[marsh lance]

Look at city names in the american west and central america, then shut up

[west path]

@marsh lance zero self esteem is a skill issue tbh

[marsh lance]

We both have a distinct lack of information on eachothers continents

[west path]

👽

youre not making an argument

literally

zero

[brittle gust]

YOURE a skill issue stop feeding into her hatred of herself

[west path]

mfw your continents have only been relevant for like 400 years (the natives were pretty based but not that relevant in terms of international events)

[west path]

Qwas what are you on

literally

this is

top tier schizophrenia

[brittle gust]

I am on 'self love' and I think everyone should try it out

[west path]

thats a drug

stop taking it

[brittle gust]

I'm on a more uhhh strong version of it called 'narcissism' though

[brittle gust]

No

@marsh lance as former worldbox therapist i prescribe you a minimum of 10 doses of self love or narcissism every day

[spring bison]

I am on what people call a "hero complex" but what they fail to understand is that I AM the Hero and you all are pawns in my game

[brittle gust]

W

[marsh lance]

Real

[west path]

shut up narcissist

[spring bison]

no

[marsh lance]

Can you save me from qevie’s holy european wrath

[brittle gust]

I am being very serious now pat

[spring bison]

I am the hero

I am the chessmaster

[west path]

YOU

ASSUME

YOU ARE AN

[vital latch]

hi

[west path]

ALL KNOWING SAINT

BUT IN REALITY

YOU SHOULD

SHUT UP!!!

[brittle gust]

Hello!

[marsh lance]

Provide one example qevdog

Sop being mean

[brittle gust]

Good morning, cosmic

[cunning niche]

Wasnt this you yesetrday?

[vital latch]

qwasdedump

[west path]

you calling south america your continent

[vital latch]

etherialwisp*****

[spring bison]

winning in arguments is not my strong suit

[west path]

(youre literally from the U.S)

[vital latch]

[brittle gust]

Fuck no

[west path]

i was fighting the red alliance in america yesterday tfym

did somebody take my account

[cunning niche]

“Banam stop acting like an angsty teen” (i didnt even act like what angstyness is)

[marsh lance]

I am a pan-americanist

We should unite the two americas under brazil

[west path]

nuke yourself

[marsh lance]

I am secretly a guatemalan sleeper agent

[west path]

@cunning niche should parfum nuke themself?

you know how all the pan movements go

[marsh lance]

Sop it

[west path]

Ok angsty teen

[marsh lance]

Qevie please be trolling you are never this mean!

[west path]

i will remain incorrect

[marsh lance]

Except..

For the eggnog

[west path]

On gods holy name i am not trolling i have 15 nukes ready to launch at indiana

[spring bison]

rate my Rayne portrait

[west path]

Gods greatest president

[marsh lance]

You will be struck with lightning for this

[west path]

oh yeah im like

[marsh lance]

Realism

[west path]

never forgiving you for this

thats a disgrace

to the entire culinary world

[marsh lance]

😭

[spring bison]

im renaming FC anrica to NBA

[west path]

i have a cross in my school but not my home... your argument? gone

also im gonna simulate game rooma now

[marsh lance]

Will you rig it against patia

[marsh lance]

Be serious qevie..

[marsh lance]

Thank you qwas

[west path]

expeditions to the mainland start a few sessions later

give nations and where they should spawn

[spring bison]

when are we sinking this province

it stinks

[west path]

what

its a good province

[hollow bobcat]

~bt

[marsh lance]

In truth it is QEVIES. EVIL mannerisms that give me low self esteem

[spring bison]

terrible

[west path]

its the province we use to scam agnolia

[hardy saffron]

@hollow bobcat: I have what people call toughness, and they don't know it, but I'm on it, and you're one of them.

[marsh lance]

That is haram

[west path]

@spring bison never change the trade deal btw

thats for idiots

[marsh lance]

Be nice to the agnalish

!

[spring bison]

what

[hollow bobcat]

Na na na boo boo

[spring bison]

what deal

[west path]

the agreement with agnolia

[spring bison]

oh

there is an option you can do where you mantain the deal but ally with agnolia agaisnt valgsland

[west path]

ok im adding banan, pat, lebron, @quick idol and @elder arch to this

[spring bison]

which is great for me since im allying with the west anyways

[west path]

first roster

[spring bison]

add me to the dominican republic

[vital latch]

cuba

why is ages of conflict a trend now

[west path]

o

[west path]

o

[west path]

qhar

[vital latch]

its a literal screen saver

[spring bison]

👽

[hollow bobcat]

Colombia

[vital latch]

might be the wrong name

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: "Don't be angry like a child" (I don't know what anger is)

[west path]

we hav started

[west path]

whar???

👽

its a map simulation game

[wild mason]

Why can't the Yucatan reach Cuba

[west path]

the first wars kick off

[west path]

we are isolating banan

not many border changes

le cuba war begins

oh yeah you can also send actions

for revolts n stuf

[brittle gust]

Rizzia again when

And where me

[west path]

mega MW vassalized by lebronland

[west path]

do you want a revolt

[brittle gust]

Sure

Name it NOLTIAFOREVERRRRR

[west path]

@vital latch btw you got your vbux back from the oklahoma rat after he failed to conquer game room

[west path]

in where

[brittle gust]

Wherever cosmic is

[west path]

everywhere except yucatan is fair game

[clever lantern]

I seek refuge, general is not the place it used to be anymore 😔💔

[brittle gust]

Wherever cosmic is

[brittle gust]

You are welcomed, monke

[west path]

noltia forever is formed

[wild mason]

Hello 9

[clever lantern]

Form monke land

[brittle gust]

Can I bomb cosmic

[west path]

2024 general is by far the worst general i have seen

do you understand why we retreated to game room

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[west path]

is this the economist

[spring bison]

radical

[clever lantern]

yes

We need reforms

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @west path find the oklahoma rat

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 18

[spring bison]

the economist would never say that

[west path]

you find him dead in a ditch

[west path]

wher

[vital latch]

go into a bunker and end the run

[clever lantern]

big empty space

[west path]

roll

[spring bison]

Yucatan is not even on the map

[west path]

he revives

[spring bison]

wait it is

[brittle gust]

Can I or not?

[spring bison]

im stupid

[brittle gust]

Me when yutacan is on the map

[vital latch]

we're so back

[west path]

ercan makes massive advances

[clever lantern]

We playing dnd style mapwar?

[west path]

I said

Roll.

[wild mason]

What happened to Tham8or

[brittle gust]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 19

[cunning niche]

@west path make the Banamian United Republics

[brittle gust]

AAha

[west path]

he is dead

[west path]

you already exist

youll be unlocked at session 2

[clever lantern]

The frog guy?

[brittle gust]

@vital latch FUCO YOU RETURN ME MY COSMIC YOU WISP

[west path]

you are DLC content

[wild mason]

@rapid ibex rips4 in piece

[brittle gust]

MAUA

MAUAUAUAUA

FOR COSMIC!!

[clever lantern]

Spawn me next to banan

[cunning niche]

Im like malta and tripoli

[west path]

cosmic begins being shredded

[clever lantern]

fund revolutionaries

[brittle gust]

Invade him

Asap

Before he regens the money

[brittle gust]

Malta is revolting

[west path]

the banan dlc gets more content

[vital latch]

,roll 20 ask the oklahoma rat for ideas, do whatever he wanrs hes a genius

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 17

[west path]

he might be cooked

[wild mason]

Bananam IRL

[clever lantern]

Invade towards south, make space for expansion

[west path]

he consumes ercans cheese and buffs you allowing you to repel qwas' attacks

[clever lantern]

The map is monkeland's to conquer

[west path]

cosmic is so barack

[cunning niche]

This is me

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 Try convincing Oklahoma rat to sabatoge cosmic

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 19

[brittle gust]

YAH

YEAH

LETS GO

[west path]

yeah uh the bad news are that banan is just stronger in terms of military

[clever lantern]

What the fuck is this luck

[brittle gust]

WE DOIN IT

FUCK YOU GHOST

COSMIC WILL RETURN

[west path]

@vital latch your military flops as qwas bribes the oklahoma rat with cheese

[clever lantern]

Find alien metals and make equipment out of it

Or something

[west path]

R.I.P cosmic

[west path]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 8

[west path]

yeah that fails

[clever lantern]

Lemme roll

Myself

[west path]

monke fucking DIES

[clever lantern]

this is righed

Rigged

Insane.

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 bomb ercan

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 16

[clever lantern]

The host is biased

😔🙏

[brittle gust]

YEEEEAAAAAA

LESGO

[vital latch]

,roll 20 bribe him with robux

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 5

[brittle gust]

FUCJ YA

[west path]

cuba is still a warzone

[brittle gust]

@haughty inlet I LOVE YOU

[west path]

and parfum is out of money

[clever lantern]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

insanemonke

:game_die: You rolled 5

[spring bison]

what is my and venus ce

[clever lantern]

Nvm my luck is just shit

Goodbye

[brittle gust]

@west path btw

[vital latch]

oh dear am i dead

[west path]

youre losing

[west path]

yes but you can revive

[brittle gust]

Why tf is par broke

[spring bison]

summon the NBA to make me win

[west path]

ercan loses some of his combat strength

[west path]

roll

[brittle gust]

Alr alr

Invade him

Do i roll again?

[spring bison]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

paradox_interactive

:game_die: You rolled 14

[vital latch]

,roll 20 escape to florida and declare a new religion hail the holy oklahoma rat

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 12

[west path]

cosmic is not fully dead

[west path]

ok

but thats dlc

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/gang-roingus-gang-roingus-chungus-meme-gif-19827832

[vital latch]

gang i am cosmic idk how to not be dead though and really like the colour white atm

[brittle gust]

Yay or nay, qevie

[vital latch]

ah

[brittle gust]

Fuck off and return me my friend cosmic

[brittle gust]

How much cc

[vital latch]

the potato exploded in a goofy light this is all there is left...

[marsh lance]

Qevie where am i

Indiana again?

[west path]

rat city is made

[west path]

northern cuba

[brittle gust]

You strapped a bomb on him and made him explode?

[marsh lance]

Ok real

[wild mason]

Fakher land

[brittle gust]

Evil mf

[west path]

pat is losing against qwas

[vital latch]

nonono

[brittle gust]

I was invading ercan

[west path]

cosmic sent off to florida

[stiff roost]

Are there any vacant spots or nh

nah

[brittle gust]

When did I decide to kill pat

Good enough

Free land

[west path]

@spring bison so uhh

yeah the nba is making you win

[wild mason]

Does anyone here really want this

[west path]

i would have copped if it worked on my OS

its really just like

what im using but

a bit quirkier

[west path]

just revolt

[wild mason]

I like the way the land looks so much 🤤

[stiff roost]

ah

[brittle gust]

Yes, yes i do but i don't have my laptop with ne

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/for-whom-the-bell-tolls-for-who-the-bell-tolls-jerboa-pygmy-jerboa-rat-gif-2404932535997075318

[stiff roost]

It's a pretty cool sim

[west path]

qwas is now fighting ercan

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 bribe his soldiers to join me

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 18

[brittle gust]

i am a god

a god damn fucking god

[west path]

VENUSIA REBELLED

[spring bison]

I love corruption

[west path]

and ercan died

[brittle gust]

You get that, qevie?

A GOD

[spring bison]

RIGGED

[brittle gust]

Good good

@west path invade pat

[west path]

ercanland is made in honor of his memory

[brittle gust]

Ercanland will be made a heritage site

[west path]

pat begins fighting qwas

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 bribe Pat's soldiers

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 17

[west path]

the war ends in a crushing victory

[brittle gust]

i am so godlu

[west path]

sorry they arent corrupt

[brittle gust]

I got a 17

[west path]

@vital latch you may have taken the entirety of florida

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 bomb pat

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 15

[west path]

noltia and venusia are fighting

[west path]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 14

[west path]

they deploy AA and counter it

[brittle gust]

I rolled

Ahj

For pattia

Alr alr

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 bomb venusia

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 6

[west path]

venus DIES

[brittle gust]

Still died lmao

[digital helm]

...

[brittle gust]

Evil qevie

[west path]

qwas you dont get to vote

[digital helm]

Hello chat

[brittle gust]

LeBron and pat have so much more money than me

[west path]

mega mw is fighting lebronland

[brittle gust]

They can attack me and kill me

:((

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-mouse-mouse-hi-mice-gif-25693013

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 bomb pattia again

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 3

[digital helm]

This is a great day, blumi said hi to me

[west path]

major territorial losses

[brittle gust]

damn my luck ran out

[west path]

you uhh

you get rebels

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 use the power of friendship to make them rejoin

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 3

[brittle gust]

unfortunately i failed

🫡🫡🫡

[wild mason]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1285747018664509462 BTW if there is anything missing that you think should go here tell me. I want information to be easy to access when it comes to the world.

[west path]

the qwas empire collapses

[stiff roost]

,roll revolt random, revolt biggest country

[haughty inlet]

boundbread

:game_die: revolt random

[west path]

the rebels get loans from manneva inc

[digital helm]

@brittle gust get another divorce, bitch

[west path]

cuban cosmicia rebels

[brittle gust]

Real

It seems the end is neigh

I shall

,roll 20 @west path nuke the entire carribbean

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 14

[wild mason]

,roll 20 Expand

[haughty inlet]

blumiholls

:game_die: You rolled 17

[west path]

vro is still winning

[west path]

I nuke your nukes

your empire COLLAPSES

[brittle gust]

😔

May i rerespawn in California

And make disneyworld

[west path]

he diedw

[west path]

no

[west path]

good news

you get to take over some of cuba

[brittle gust]

Aw

@west path spawn me as blumian revolt

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 13

[west path]

war never changes

[frosty drum]

Hrllo chat!!!!!!!!!!

[west path]

you already own all of florida

[brittle gust]

Hrllo

[vital latch]

,roll 20 use minecoins to unlock the confederate states dlc and then expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 15

[vital latch]

[digital helm]

Oh my god, I just saw you

[vital latch]

hrllo

[digital helm]

I shall ask again, wtf is this

[west path]

fatcan expands

[vital latch]

a spirit

[west path]

guh

[digital helm]

Where TF is my potato

[west path]

@vital latch you unlock louisiana

[vital latch]

nice

[vital latch]

it died

[west path]

,roll 20 revival

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 4

[west path]

reroll

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 14

[west path]

ok is this good enough

[vital latch]

no hes dead...

[west path]

are you sure?

[digital helm]

Then I shall avenge his death

[west path]

as long as ireland exists there shall always be potatoes

[vital latch]

those are terrestrial potatoes

none are as cosmic as i once was

[spring bison]

@west path make lebron cloning facilities to make clone army and invade venusia

[west path]

venus goes bankrupt

lebron takes over venusia

[vital latch]

,roll 20 buy him out

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 20

[west path]

cosmician cuba is no more now theres only cosmic

[west path]

hes dead but you buy back some of haiti

new borders dropped

[west path]

skill issues

[vital latch]

,roll 20 give the rat bitcoin

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 2

[hollow ruin]

im coming for u

[west path]

he doesnt invest and loses fucktons of money

[digital helm]

Loser

[west path]

i can always go back to having 22k messages monthly

🤑

[vital latch]

,roll 20 invest in dogecoin

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 6

[vital latch]

gtg

[west path]

manneva inc starts dying

ok im ending it off here

[wild mason]

Lebron you are not playing your vote means nothing to me 👽

[rapid ibex]

College

[spring bison]

ok bro

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/for-whom-the-bell-tolls-for-who-the-bell-tolls-jerboa-pygmy-jerboa-rat-gif-2404932535997075318

I thought you were in 10th grade 😭

[rapid ibex]

Brother what

[spring bison]

wild

[rapid ibex]

I’m in 13th grade now

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/but-here's-the-stapler-cat-meme-but-here's-the-kicker-cat-teeth-gif-8060168851988586290

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1285630417537470487/maptoglobe15-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

What do you think

[rapid ibex]

Is that a new map?

[wild mason]

Yes

[rapid ibex]

Ah

Light doesn’t work properly

And the moon is land locked

[brittle gust]

Whar

[wild mason]

Maptoglobe.com limitations

[brittle gust]

13th?

???

[rapid ibex]

1st year college

It was a joke

[brittle gust]

Ohh

Gl man

[rapid ibex]

Figured

[brittle gust]

What major is it?

[rapid ibex]

I know exactly where I’d spawn

[pine copper]

What’s your major

[pine copper]

Bet your ass is going to spawn on the Panama Canal

[rapid ibex]

Looking for geology

[brittle gust]

Probably a social sciences or a science one

[brittle gust]

Alr

[rapid ibex]

Nah

The archipelago in the northeast

[balmy epoch]

my major is studying moroccan culture and history

[pine copper]

Iceland

[rapid ibex]

Pretty much

Or maybe the middle-south island

[rose forge]

ooh biome map

[rose forge]

ashlands?

so is that just... buncha volcanic ash deposits

[hollow bobcat]

The spawns are random 🤫

[wild mason]

Think "Morrowind"

[marsh lance]

Send an expedition to Louisiana to save my ass

[rose forge]

hmm ok

welp think i spawned on the north western continent

[rapid ibex]

So I’d probably be in the Aspen grove or the ashlands

Preferably the Aspen grove

[balmy epoch]

@cunning niche

[rapid ibex]

I don’t think farming is gonna be my strength

[wild mason]

Thamior if you actually play spawns are random 👽

[rapid ibex]

Ah

It’d be funny if I got the very south easternmost island

[wild mason]

Also any info you might need should be in #1285747018664509462

[rapid ibex]

Cool, do we get to choose our race and preferred environment?

[wild mason]

Race yes

[rapid ibex]

Ok

[wild mason]

The Wheel Decides where you go

So there isnt bias

[sterile violet]

israel did it again

[balmy epoch]

you don’t understand what i’m about to do to israel

[sterile violet]

they got the radios too 💀

[balmy epoch]

i’m gonna put a palestine flag in my name

israel is OVER

[rapid ibex]

Lizardfolk pls

[balmy epoch]

@sterile violet israel is officially done

i’ve pledged my loyalty

[rapid ibex]

@wild mason

[rose forge]

ah

[balmy epoch]

TO SUDAN

[wild mason]

Got it

What color and name

[balmy epoch]

long live al-burhan

[rapid ibex]

Same as the first

[wild mason]

I do not remember the old name

[rapid ibex]

Dark green, Nyxxian Empire

[gilded harbor]

@wild mason gnomes, Inactive Land: The Theme Park, color: pink

Someone make Inactive World

[hollow bobcat]

Watch this man justify his usage over throwing white phosphorus onto a low income village

But that "creature" Is gone so thank god

[gilded harbor]

What

[balmy epoch]

wdym

[gilded harbor]

Walrus r u high

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Check out this guy promoting the use of white phosphorus in nature.

[hollow bobcat]

I'm mocking third tree's words 🤫

[balmy epoch]

white phosphorus is very good ngl

[cunning niche]

Where did you find this

[gilded harbor]

That's not very live laugh love of you

[balmy epoch]

twitter

[cunning niche]

When shawty starts talking about greater israel so you stare at her like a true pharaoh

[gilded harbor]

@hollow bobcat I hope you get eaten by flesh eating gnomes

[hollow bobcat]

How bro feels after responding

[gilded harbor]

Nah

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/962577629284827136/963290891081113630/20220410_122807.gif

This js

@hollow bobcat have you seen the horror that is gnomeo and juliet

[balmy epoch]

i have

it’s peak bro

[gilded harbor]

And the spin off Sherlock Gnomes

[rapid ibex]

Awful tbh

[cunning niche]

When shawty starts talking about greater israel so you stare at her like a true pharaoh

[wild mason]

@rapid ibex BTW I will DM you when I do actually add you

[rapid ibex]

Aight

Please help us revive the mw community

[gilded harbor]

@wild mason have you

[wild mason]

Yes it was at my grandmas a long time ago

[gilded harbor]

That's my species pleaseee

[rose cape]

why doesnt blumi use a random number gen with coords

[wild mason]

Because half of those would be in the ocean

[gilded harbor]

Just reroll

Ngl I think that'd be cooler

[rapid ibex]

Quite the pleasant spawn

[gilded harbor]

True anarchy

[rose cape]

just... do multiple sets?

[wild mason]

you talk to me like I understand how that works in the slightest 🥶

[gilded harbor]

Guys

I had an idea

[rose cape]

https://www.random.org/integer-sets/?sets=10&num=2&min=0&max=5555&seqnos=on&commas=on&sort=on&order=index&format=html&rnd=new

[gilded harbor]

Premove mapwar, you have to send all your actions in advance

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Mapwar advises you to copy everything before it happens.

[rose forge]

Ya have to make ya plan a tree to account for the stuff that could go wrong

[gilded harbor]

Ye

[wild mason]

What if Decafa joins 😰

[gilded harbor]

Someone should write an algorithm to play mws

[rose cape]

👽

why is third tree an alien

[gilded harbor]

If invaded == true
print("fuck you")
else
print("expand")

[wild mason]

If you genuinely want to play #1285747018664509462 has the species available

[gilded harbor]

I just wanted to be a spawn that eventually gets invaded ngl

[brittle gust]

Time to appear in one session and never come back again

[wild mason]

I really hope that doesn't happen with most players

[brittle gust]

I'm sorry blumi but it's exam week

[wild mason]

You could just play.. after exams 👽

[brittle gust]

More

Exams

[wild mason]

Why call it exam week if there are more exams next week

[brittle gust]

We just finished our syllabus so we're gonna revise and revise till the finals

(half an year)

[brittle gust]

Big exam week

[brittle gust]

We finished 90% were gonna have another exam once we finish the rest

Then i have to do my assignments

😔

[west path]

late

[west path]

watdafuk

do you live in a dictatorship?

[rose forge]

tf is this school schedule

[sullen pawn]

Rore 2 💀

[wild mason]

That was my original vision for the Rore BTW

[west path]

if i catch garlicia in the rore im going to wipe them out

[wild mason]

😱

[rose forge]

🤯

[sullen pawn]

😭

My nation name is Voksularia

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: My village is Voxolaria.

[hollow bobcat]

3 Am

Blumi gonna host at 3 - 6 Am

Pensive

[brittle gust]

We started it in February even though it was supposed to be started at June

[brittle gust]

The more the merrier

[wild mason]

Then I have to take the time to make all of them do thingsw

[brittle gust]

The more, the merrier

You signed up to this by making a poll, blumi

[west path]

insan

@midnight ocean r u alive

[rapid ibex]

I want exactly 37.

[wild mason]

OK I actually need to make it very clear so I don't hear whining about it, adding 20+ NPCs will make things a lot slower.

[rapid ibex]

I know I’m kidding

[brittle gust]

Wait i thought you were talking about the NPC limit

Is it the number of NPCs during spawn

[wild mason]

No I meant how many to add at the start

[brittle gust]

Alr I'll change

11 to 15 seems reasonable

[west path]

gangy

do i do the carribean simulation again

manneva inc has been puppeted by cosmic

[rapid ibex]

[wild mason]

Can you cut and paste parts of the map

[west path]

and they struggle against lebronland

[west path]

no

[wild mason]

Thats sad

[west path]

but you can convert images into maps

noltia returns

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 9

[west path]

cosmic you already are the strongest power stop expanding

otherwise louisiana will rebel

lebronland continues fighting mega mw

[vital latch]

oh true ig we chill then

hmmm

[brittle gust]

Can I be manneva inc

[vital latch]

,roll 20 make more rats to populate lousiana so we can core it

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 6

[west path]

cosmic puppet but ok

[west path]

fair enough

you lose 2k but you core it

[brittle gust]

Alright

[vital latch]

massive win for all rat kind

[brittle gust]

@west path can I get a full map

[west path]

manneva inc fights cosmic

[brittle gust]

I didn't want to rebel yet

Oh well

,roll 20 @vital latch bribe all their soldiers

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 20

[west path]

that happened naturally

[brittle gust]

YES

YES

YES

FUCK YES

LMFAO

[west path]

since this pinged cosmic

cosmic just receives 1k

and you gain nothing

[brittle gust]

bruh

;-;

[vital latch]

,roll 20 buy robux and use the robux to buy out all of mannevas major industries

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 3

[marsh lance]

PATIA LIVES ON

SAVED FROM THE EVIL QWAS

[west path]

manneva inc goes bankrupt @vital latch will you spare him?

[brittle gust]

i shall go sleep

[brittle gust]

I didn't even attack you you attacked me bruh

[marsh lance]

@west path im sorry for being uneducated earlier. Can you tell me more

[vital latch]

annex them but deport the population to the bahamas

[marsh lance]

😨

[west path]

Eggnog is the worlds greatest food thats all you need to know

[west path]

bahamas are lebron owned

[marsh lance]

But but but

[vital latch]

i dont care

they're his problem now

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 terrorize florida

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 16

[marsh lance]

Next time i say something about europe you will say mean and evil things to me

[west path]

pattington is now fighting blumiville

[bleak oracle]

~bt

[brittle gust]

@west path

[hardy saffron]

@bleak oracle: That's the problem.

[west path]

youre too far away

[marsh lance]

I need you to talk me about europe

[vital latch]

,roll 20 fortify disney world

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 2

[vital latch]

,roll 20 reroll

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 14

[brittle gust]

Can I use the roll to get my own country in lebronlans

[west path]

Qwas is given autonomy as 'qwas city'

[marsh lance]

Haram

[vital latch]

qwasdedum

gtg

[west path]

no reroll

actually nvm you have ercans dice

[marsh lance]

@west path can i kill bluma

https://tenor.com/view/cute-anime-girl-anime-heart-hearts-gif-12807321776366732537

[west path]

mega MW gets annexed after they criticize the NBA

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 @west path coup and obtain lebronland

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 13

[west path]

you fail but qwas city rebels

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 bribe their army

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 10

[west path]

And shortly after goes bankrupt

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 rerorlll

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 5

[west path]

🫡

[brittle gust]

Unreal

[marsh lance]

Oh wait!

[brittle gust]

Can I go to texas

[marsh lance]

I get it now

[west path]

Qwas city is destroyed

@marsh lance your war with blumiville ended

[marsh lance]

,roll 20 economic improvement

[haughty inlet]

lefishe_23

:game_die: You rolled 8

[marsh lance]

Holy shit

[west path]

noltia forever gets attacked for owning haiti

[marsh lance]

,roll 20 rerool please gang

[haughty inlet]

lefishe_23

:game_die: You rolled 12

[marsh lance]

NO

[west path]

the evil cat roomba steals 400 gold

pat has NO money

[hollow garden]

@west path initiate a rebellion

[marsh lance]

Evil

[west path]

wher

[marsh lance]

,roll 20 gamble for 600 coins

[haughty inlet]

lefishe_23

:game_die: You rolled 5

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/really-wow-straight-face-fr-for-real-gif-15178762

[west path]

new qwas city is made

[cunning niche]

@west path update on banamia

[marsh lance]

,roll 20 keep gambling

[haughty inlet]

lefishe_23

:game_die: You rolled 6

[marsh lance]

,roll 20 keep gambling

[haughty inlet]

lefishe_23

:game_die: You rolled 1

[marsh lance]

,roll 20 keep gambling

[haughty inlet]

lefishe_23

:game_die: You rolled 17

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/jago33-slot-machine-slot-online-casino-medan-gif-25082594

[west path]

you stole oil from the middle east and sold it for 20k

[marsh lance]

Qevie!!

[west path]

0 x 20 is still 0

[marsh lance]

How many coins i win

[hollow garden]

The oligrachs seems terrible for sorland

And are kind of a political enemy of me

[marsh lance]

They AREA

[hollow garden]

But on the other hand

I'm A VERY pro capitalist western nation

and they would be useful allies against the communists

[cunning niche]

Steal more and sell more

[hollow garden]

And I can't suppress them in a free market like this

[marsh lance]

KLEZ just establish a dictatorship and genocide everyone in sordland

[hollow garden]

Yessing

[west path]

noltia forever gets 2v1d by the superpowers of gama room

[marsh lance]

Dont have to fund agnland if nobody lives yhere anymore

,roll 20 improve eco

[haughty inlet]

lefishe_23

:game_die: You rolled 18

[marsh lance]

Holy shit yes

@west path am i real

[hollow garden]

My only political ally is frens ricter

[hollow garden]

But but

[marsh lance]

real

[hollow garden]

It's the breadbasket of the nation

[marsh lance]

☠️

[west path]

lebronland argues that good borders cost a fortune and buys all of haiti from cosmic for 1k

[west path]

the cat roomba vomits out 1k gold

[marsh lance]

,roll 20 invade blumiville

[haughty inlet]

lefishe_23

:game_die: You rolled 19

[west path]

the cosmic blumiville war rages on

[hollow garden]

Pat advise me

[marsh lance]

I win

[hollow garden]

how do I go about reforming sordland

[hollow garden]

Into a healthy democracy

[marsh lance]

Follow your heart and what is best for the people klez

[hollow garden]

Without getting couped

[west path]

constitutional amendment

[west path]

constitutional amendment

[hollow garden]

alr

[marsh lance]

Do not stand for tyranny

But stand for the values of the people and sordland alike

[west path]

mfw that tyranny is competently defending sordland against rumburg:

[marsh lance]

True

Suzerain is basically: everyone is mad and they are all short sighted, pander to all of them

[cunning niche]

@west path colonize north africia

[west path]

pat declares war on blumiville

[west path]

that isnt available on this map

[midnight ocean]

16-20 is the only right answer

[hollow garden]

The one who is a friend of all is a friend of none

[hollow garden]

guh

[marsh lance]

Literally

[west path]

after his colonial ventures in north africa banan has 50k gold to his name

[marsh lance]

Like bro, im sorry i couldn’t fund your agency without going -3 into debt my buddy, you have to see that i am making necessary sacrifices

[west path]

so appease no one?

[marsh lance]

No just mass murder them all

Lol

[west path]

so appease the military?

[brittle gust]

,roll 20 @west path colonise india

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

:game_die: You rolled 19

[brittle gust]

nice

[marsh lance]

Hold on.. he’s onto something

[wild mason]

#🌎general message Very sad, the opps are going to win

[west path]

blumiville is at its territorial peak

[cunning niche]

,roll 20 get resources and sell

[haughty inlet]

shmungus_123456

:game_die: You rolled 12

[brittle gust]

Still not big as me at my peak

[wild mason]

Do you have this game

[brittle gust]

I was so big you had to nerf me

[cunning niche]

Yes

[wild mason]

Is it good

[cunning niche]

Bought when it was for 4 dowwa

[cunning niche]

Yes but i dunno how to spawn nations in

[crude horizon]

guess what

[silent smelt]

neither do i

#🤖bot-commands

[cunning niche]

What

[crude horizon]

chicken butt

[cunning niche]

@silent smelt we didnt start the fire

And we didnt light but we tried to fight it

[silent smelt]

ok

and we fell apart

[cunning niche]

Is this the song thats associated with helldivers?

[silent smelt]

no im sure its associated with tense1983 though

[cunning niche]

Okay

[west path]

@waxen remnant when are you giving us server stats i wanna see if game room is more active than gen chat

[cunning niche]

Soda pop soda pop baby here i come

[west path]

somehow cosmic stops the war by just taking away blumis territory

[wild mason]

This nerd is on his 78th break

[silent smelt]

marina bubblegum bitch

[west path]

i didnt even do anything this just happened naturally

[west path]

does toast know how to

[silent smelt]

buddy

how in gods name

can you use ages of conflict to host

[cunning niche]

Its shitposting basically

[silent smelt]

no shit

[west path]

its a shitpost

no sane person would do this non shitpost

[wild mason]

Doesn't lebron use it

[west path]

hes like the last mapchart host alive

so no

[silent smelt]

mapcharters should be executed

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/alienemoji-gif-4438349

[silent smelt]

anyone that doesnt use victorian 3 states should be executed

victorian 3 states is the best

offers all sorts of borders

even modern

[west path]

we would be arguing about this if mapchart wasnt dead

mapchart hosting died out like 3 months ago 👽

[silent smelt]

states are the tiles

[silent smelt]

honestly mapchart itself died

no new actual good scripts or functions

[west path]

still wouldnt be good enough to warrant using

using a handmade map is just better and more convenient

[silent smelt]

if they added good enough stuff

[west path]

since you have all the control over the visuals

[silent smelt]

yeah ig ig

https://tenor.com/view/i-did-it-again-gif-23293458

[west path]

mapchart is just mass produced slop

waiter waiter more mapwars slop please!

[cunning niche]

Shush

[west path]

its true though

you cant even deny this

@wild mason why did you keep aoc running overnight

i just see you gradually go up from 20k years to 40k years

[silent smelt]

aoc? like

age of history ii?

or the game

actual one

[vital latch]

shooting drill is going on chat

[vital latch]

update not anymore this message took forever to send

[silent smelt]

btw age of history iii releases in 4 weeks

[vital latch]

it kinda sucked though

[silent smelt]

etherealwisp

[vital latch]

probably will suck more then that shooting drill previously mentionned

[vital latch]

yeah the potato died im the remaining spirit real

[silent smelt]

what is your opinion

on the fact that you

american people

made a homeless junkie new yorker "trainwreck" rich

for no reason at all

[west path]

ages of conquest

stupid me

ages of conflict

[silent smelt]

oh ye

how can you run it for 40k years

wouldnt it just end

[west path]

he left it overnight

and no

he prolly had revolts on

[silent smelt]

ah right

[west path]

(which still would have resulted in it ending)

so he probably has 1 nation that just

conquered the entire world

and it just ran for all that time for no reason

[silent smelt]

silly kelon

always kerbin.

[silent smelt]

@west path any good aohii mod you coudl recommend?

[balmy epoch]

azgaar supremacy

[brittle gust]

It's good

Useful

But also inconvenient for mws

If you forget to save it once everything is lost

[balmy epoch]

i’ve had to remake maps many times

also it’s slow

[brittle gust]

Incredibly

[balmy epoch]

same with azgaar

the best is using photoshop or paint.net

and making your own

[brittle gust]

I tried so much times I can't get a hold of azgaar tbh

[balmy epoch]

it’s complicated

[brittle gust]

Yeah

Just tell me how to paint the maps smh

[wild mason]

Think of the general shape of the continent you want and choose the brush/style you want to use

[brittle gust]

I mean in azgaar

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-gato-lamiendo-gato-paleta-lamiendo-gif-15858928605675053640

[hollow garden]

This is me

[stiff roost]

Real

[vital latch]

azgaar is mid

...

is ir though

i never used it

[balmy epoch]

hater

[brittle gust]

Ur mid
Ur pfp is mid
Cosmic is W
Eldrich monster pfp is W

[balmy epoch]

it’s nice

[vital latch]

god damn it qwas this is one of my favourite pfps ive done 😔

[brittle gust]

I'm sayingt he truth, I can't see shit

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-ice-cream-kitty-hungry-nomnomnom-gif-10840203

[vital latch]

oh right I forgot discord users are accustummed to light nay dark

gtg

[brittle gust]

Real

[quick idol]

We are afraid of light and avoid it at all costs

[quick idol]

Why do you think everyone hates light mode

[wild mason]

Ercan why are you scared of Vinrockiil

[quick idol]

whos vinrockiil

a guy named vin killed a rock?

[quick idol]

Why would i NOT be scared of this

[wraith quarry]

whar

[wild mason]

#1285747018664509462

[wraith quarry]

what is this eldritch being

i need to get my gun