🎲game-room

[hollow garden]

@frank latch could I hypothetically grow vanilla

[west path]

@wraith quarry youve been given the luxurious task of making joints for the colony

[midnight ocean]

Single color maps are lame

[rose cape]

@midnight ocean is this true

[midnight ocean]

Let’s start a movement

[spring bison]

either him or soviet puppet

🤫

[rose cape]

real

[midnight ocean]

More map wars should do this

[wraith quarry]

they're laced with fent

i can assure you of this

[midnight ocean]

🥰

[hollow garden]

It actually looks kind of good

[west path]

if this is true thats getting you prison time

[frank latch]

R.I.P the unfinished biome territories

[wraith quarry]

dont trust me with drugs

[frank latch]

(they're gone now)

[spring bison]

this is worse

[hollow garden]

New volagia insane

[rose cape]

erm... you forgot about the tacks

[frank latch]

Could just go through Fish, Hyperbole and the Pherdonian Caliphate if they let you

[wraith quarry]

i will let u

[rose cape]

😢

[wraith quarry]

the spice road must be completed

i must become constantinople

[marsh lance]

Im aware

Do not forget of our deal

You are my stepping stone

[west path]

qwas rated your joints a 10/10 you might be our permanent drug producer

[marsh lance]

For my righteous conquest

[rose cape]

me when
when

[frank latch]

unreal

[spring bison]

Pozsony Magyarország

[rose cape]

you have no way of getting west without me

👽

[spring bison]

Pozsony magyar föld

[frank latch]

he has access to a river that flows to the north
so theoretically trade can travel from the south to the north and vise versa through him.

[marsh lance]

Exactly why you are my stepping stone

And im PAYING YOU FOR IT

[wild mason]

I am done being Byzantine

[wraith quarry]

oh well

[frank latch]

(y'all let him choose the most geopolitical strategic position)

[rose cape]

guess who controls the other end of the river

[west path]

i dont tolerate beggars on my land im exercising my second amendment

[frank latch]

yes well
that's what "liberation" is for

[rose cape]

that's what a larger military is for

[frank latch]

and the arms race beings

[wraith quarry]

why

@rose cape we can both mutually benefit from this

de-inflate the ego a lil bit

[frosty drum]

Hello yall I'm about to play football

[wraith quarry]

wait

dont

u can enslave them

[frank latch]

American or normal?

[west path]

not enough food

[frosty drum]

American. American football is normal

[hollow garden]

which one

[rose cape]

sorry i dont deal with slavers

[hollow garden]

Have fun

[frank latch]

in America

[wraith quarry]

skill issue

i still got the rest of the world to trade with 🥱

[frosty drum]

95% of the world is America Wdym

[rose cape]

except for the most developed region

[wraith quarry]

well they can still bypass you and trade with me via land

they have to go a shorter distance on land than by sea

[rose cape]

but it takes longer

most sane fish logic btw

[wraith quarry]

true, but that's not a problem for the travelers

[wild mason]

That was me.. once.. until my empire split.. but we will rise again to stop the invading cabal of VAMPIRE MURDERER CULTIST NORTHERNERS WHO DEFILE THE VERY LAND THEY WALK

[wraith quarry]

spice roads work like relay races

[spring bison]

👽

[marsh lance]

Real

Actually

[wraith quarry]

essentially, traders from one kingdom reach another
sell them there
then they're moved to the next
sold there, and repeat until they get somewhere they're used

[marsh lance]

We should gather everyone to KILL amaz

[rose cape]

i will free the north from the bonds of slavery before you get there

[frank latch]

to be fair
The Pherdonian Caliphate is only an ally (more like puppet) of Brzykna and not completely controlled by them. So it's up to Pherdonia regarding their own trade policy

[midnight ocean]

W

[marsh lance]

Jk jk

[wraith quarry]

i have no ambitions of going north guh

[midnight ocean]

Bowistan sounds fun

[rose cape]

they are literally a client state

[marsh lance]

Ts lowkey stressful 😭

[rose cape]

so then why are you yapping about the spice road 👽

[marsh lance]

Trying to make the most amount of money is NOT easy..

[frank latch]

They still have their own laws and policies

[wraith quarry]

the spice road will span multiple nations

[hollow garden]

It's a trade route

[wraith quarry]

👽

[midnight ocean]

You wouldn’t survive a session in manneva

[rose cape]

which i have basically total control of 👽

[frosty drum]

What mw are yall talking about

[west path]

indoctrination program by blumi is working

[frank latch]

Bowistan

[rose cape]

sorry kleznam i didnt know you worked with slave owners 😔

[hollow garden]

Bowistana

[wild mason]

Raising a family is easy if they are buried close together 😄

[frosty drum]

Pls add trade routes to the map 🙏

[rose cape]

no it's not

do you know how much magic

the ritual requires

[frank latch]

ngl
Brzykna has mostly undisputed control of the north

[frosty drum]

Wdym

[hollow garden]

Slavery in Adkia is pretty humanitarian

I think

[frank latch]

uhh

sure

[rose cape]

that's what they said in the 1800s US as well

[cunning niche]

@wild mason i annexed one of ur colonies

[frank latch]

yea

[rose cape]

you mean their mainland

[west path]

HOLY SHIT

[frank latch]

it was just their former territory

not a colony

[cunning niche]

Ok

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-walk-gif-13748004907348212500

[cunning niche]

@wraith quarry host tmrw

[marsh lance]

This finna be us skillerz

[frank latch]

the history of Serrelka is pretty weird as well

[west path]

@wraith quarry i think you lost a leg to the heat ☠️

[hollow garden]

do you mean serrelka

[frosty drum]

Who in the north has the most Lore?

[frank latch]

was the trade epicenter of the south... until they fell off (I neglected them after Blumi left)

[frank latch]

that... what I said

[midnight ocean]

Average day in California

[frank latch]

Vogalia

[rose cape]

blumi when are you reviving it

[frank latch]

they've been building a ton

[hollow garden]

I meant skollar

sorry I'm tired

[wild mason]

well I also intentionally arranged for a sucession crisis if I left 😱

[frosty drum]

GASP
PLOT DEVELOPMENT
dies

[spring bison]

sanest skillerz moment

[marsh lance]

Average bowistan player trying to make lore

[wild mason]

Can you tell me the fine

[frank latch]

and then following the succession crisis, a coup in the north established the Serrelka Imperium, but the south (controlled/backed by some kin of the former leadership) rebelled

but

me being
stupid

[hollow garden]

explodes

[cunning niche]

Allania is falling off tbh

[marsh lance]

Bow, how likely is it that several trade wars will erupt in the next fewsessions

[rose cape]

the spectre of brzykna

first known political cartoon, published 68 AS

[marsh lance]

The spice road will be a POWDER KEG

[rose cape]

this is real lore btw

(trust)

[frank latch]

I had the nation south of South Serrelka invade South Serrelka (Completely on accident)
so they lost the war and split Serrelka in two.

[hollow garden]

Real

[cunning niche]

@frank latch pls give me a run down on how my nation is

[frosty drum]

Show me the unedited version of this map
(Biomes and territory overlap)

[marsh lance]

Any farther east and i will send you back to the STONE AGE

[rose cape]

scroll up

[wild mason]

I could argue with fish on how the rebellion is bullshit but it will go nowhere so 🤷

[marsh lance]

Jk amazzz love youuu

[frank latch]

Then the Maizan Empire invaded the Serrelka Imperium, then Linian Union, then the second South Serrelkan rebellion, and it's all caught up.

[marsh lance]

Thank you for trading with meee

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/jcsoos-gif-21682697

[rose cape]

brzykna history is very straightforward actually

[west path]

@spring bison got to psylink level 2

[rose cape]

compared to this sh

[frank latch]

true

[cunning niche]

@wild mason did u know in bow’s mapwar almost most of my land has been given to me or conquered

[rose cape]

but the history of the region is not ☠️

[cunning niche]

I have expanded very little

[frank latch]

nope

[frosty drum]

Skollar history is cool frfr

[rose cape]

most active region of bowistan 🙏

[cunning niche]

U guys cant compete with me and @west path’s history

[frank latch]

(They're all NPC's)

[rose cape]

like what are these mfs even doing

[frank latch]

Maizan's history is weird as heck

[rose cape]

(the only npcs you do anything with)

[cunning niche]

My history is mostly just genocidung natives and enslaving them

[frank latch]

just random counties/princedoms lol

[west path]

we ball

idk if the bases shuttle was meant to leave without me but o

[frank latch]

Jhang:

[frank latch]

but yeah

[hollow garden]

Is banan larping as Spain

[frosty drum]

@frank latch How good is skollars History?

[frank latch]

it's mid

[marsh lance]

BoW im scared for my trade profits

[cunning niche]

0/10

@frank latch and how is the unions history?

[marsh lance]

What if I can’t make vanilla spices 😢

[frank latch]

pretty poor

[cunning niche]

(Like combine me and alphas history pre unification)

[frank latch]

oh

[frosty drum]

Your forgetting the Wars 😔

And rebellions

[frank latch]

Imperialism:

[cunning niche]

@frank latch how is it now?

[frosty drum]

Oh and my expansion

[frank latch]

Suppression of Minorities:

yes

very good

[west path]

one of my bloodbags got an infection

wallahi im cooked

[cunning niche]

Just remember that i have a whole military coalition that formed because i was too good if a player

[frosty drum]

You can not talk about my crimes when Bananam is currently in the same channel

[frank latch]

In my opinion
pretty interesting

[hollow garden]

A nation's lore and history are not only built on war skillerz

[cunning niche]

Wdym?

[frosty drum]

Ik

[hollow garden]

real

[frank latch]

it's pretty interesting

[cunning niche]

Tbh genociding the natives wasnt my fault

[frank latch]

this is just a matter of my opinion

[frank latch]

no...
that kind of was

[cunning niche]

Nope

I tried finding slaves

They attacked me

[rose cape]

@frank latch is this true

[cunning niche]

I crashed out

And genocided

[frank latch]

Ironic
because that's how the Linzian Union's was built

[rose cape]

that was the first issue

[cunning niche]

I was being time period accurate

🤷‍♂️

[rose cape]

@frank latch How good is brzyknas History?

[rose cape]

not really

slaves were not that common in the early middle ages

[frank latch]

Wide Brzykna and Wide Aegis don't exist, they can't hurt you.
Wide Brzykna
Wide Aegis

[cunning niche]

Yes they where

[frank latch]

depends on where

[hollow garden]

I mean didn't it really kick off with the age of discovery though?

[frank latch]

yes
but that's if you're focusing on Europe

[cunning niche]

Slavery existed since the ancient egyptians??

[hollow garden]

I-Im ashamed to ask but what is this again

[cunning niche]

Me and alpha

Combined

[hollow garden]

I mean like in a mass scale

[cunning niche]

Is the linzain union

[hollow garden]

but yeah

[rose cape]

it fell out of use during the middle ages

[frank latch]

The Linzian and Maizan Empire union

[frosty drum]

I feel like we should advance to the next age or era

[marsh lance]

“I didn’t want to massacre the natives! They were just in the way!”

• andrew jackson probably (not real)

[rose cape]

england outlawed it in the 1100s

[hollow garden]

I'm probably looking at it from a Europo-centric way

[rose cape]

poland outlawed it in the 1400s i think

[cunning niche]

We have

[frank latch]

unreal

[hollow garden]

real

[frank latch]

that was definitely followed

[frosty drum]

@frank latch do natives like me

[cunning niche]

“I didn’t want to massacre the natives! They were just in the way!”

• Random Linzain General

[frank latch]

You've sort of massacred most of the natives

so

[cunning niche]

@frank latch who killed more natives me or skillerz?

[frank latch]

there's not a whole lot of people we can draw opinions from

[sullen pawn]

bow show me on mapa

[frank latch]

you
but Skillerz was successful

[spring bison]

all of Aegis is amaz land

[marsh lance]

OH GARLIIIIIIC

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRADEEE?

[sullen pawn]

i told you so many times to make colonys along those two rivers and you never did

[cunning niche]

@frank latch @rose cape @west path never forget if i never attacked the natives and genocided them they wouldnt of formed a coherent and actual nation

[sullen pawn]

actual terribleh host

[rose cape]

well by about 1200 slavey was basically non existent

so like

it worked

[frank latch]

There's already unrestricted and unregulated trade between you and him

[sullen pawn]

Bowistan is quite honestly one of the worst mapwars i have ever played. I would, infact, compare it to the likes of Manneva with the level of host bias and toxicity present within. Its mechanics are absolutely flawed, the world feels as if though its in constant standstill and the constant railroading makes choices conducted by the players extremely difficult to execute.

I quite honestly cannot stand Bowistan in what it now is in comparison to its first few sessions, as it simply has become worse over time. It lacks nuance and is awfully rigged towards the hosts favor, making them puppeteer the world.

As a matter of fact, it is filled with endlessly bloat and little substance, simply appearing to look promising and interesting to play, yet ultimately being just like manneva, a mapwar with a poor execution.

Infact, i feel as though it would be appropriate to rename it to Manneva 2.0 with how downright horrid the gameplay is, with constant breaks in gameplay spanning up to 15 minutes, host skimming over actions and overall a lack of responsiveness.

0/10, Never Visit.

Bowistan Yelp review over.

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-pubg-loading-sniper-reload-gif-15505006

[frank latch]

You're overexpanding

[sullen pawn]

oh ok

[marsh lance]

[frank latch]

sorry

[rose cape]

true...

[marsh lance]

@frank latch would my nation collapse if i can’t make vanilla or am i okay on colonialism

[frank latch]

Uhh

[rose cape]

you literally cant make vanilla

[frank latch]

I doubt any nation would collapse due to a lack of vanilla

[west path]

fuck rimworld

[frank latch]

but

[rose cape]

you live in the far true north of the world

[sullen pawn]

what year is it suppose to be

[marsh lance]

Amaz

[sullen pawn]

the map is very empty

[marsh lance]

How many times

Do i have to tell you

[west path]

im going to kms

[cunning niche]

@frank latch if i make vanilla im gonna colonize all the places that vanilla grows and monopolize is btw

[frank latch]

in real life terms, or in mw?

[marsh lance]

The fact that i have port access from you

[spring bison]

tfym make vanilla

[sullen pawn]

in mw

[marsh lance]

ALLOWS ME TO REACH THE WEST

AMAZ HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT

[frank latch]

87 I think

[rose cape]

you were asking if your nation would collapse if you couldn't make vanilla

buying is not making

[cunning niche]

We need bowistan dlc update

[sullen pawn]

how is it only year 87 💀

[frank latch]

84*

[spring bison]

We need a socialist revolution

[frank latch]

it's pretty slow

[rose cape]

truth

[marsh lance]

Mfw you can make vanilla by drying vanilla beans

It is not rocket science

[cunning niche]

Those are the beans

[rose cape]

why would you not just buy the dried beans

or the vanilla

pure

[marsh lance]

Because there is money to be made in MAKING IT

[frank latch]

guh

[cunning niche]

@frank latch where in the nation is most suitable to grow sugar

[rose cape]

no there's not 👽

[marsh lance]

Alien?

[rose cape]

you cant base your economy on vanilla production

[spring bison]

why does bro want that

[frank latch]

your nation isn't in the best place to grow tropical plants
it's very temperate

[hollow garden]

Let pat cook

[rose cape]

also literally paying me (and probably a few other people) to travel halfway across the world to get it

[hollow garden]

what about me

[spring bison]

rpslb

[cunning niche]

Even in maizan

[frank latch]

Maizan is a desert

[cunning niche]

?

[spring bison]

,rpslb

[hollow garden]

I want to get into the vanilla growing business

[frank latch]

You're in the exact opposite

[spring bison]

!rpslb

[cunning niche]

The place where i warred

[frank latch]

desert

[rose cape]

it's literally a desert 👽

[hollow garden]

Yay

[cunning niche]

Still desert?

[frank latch]

@cunning niche Biome map

[frank latch]

Idk why I said Map Update

that was weird

[hollow garden]

Oh I'm tropical as fuck

[rose cape]

what did you update 👽

[frank latch]

oh yeah

[cunning niche]

Where is most optimal place to grow sugar in my area

[frank latch]

I didn't

[marsh lance]

My economy is based off of my production of luxury goods and vast trade networks

[frank latch]

...

my schizophrenia

[marsh lance]

I am just searching the globe to gain more luxury products

[hollow garden]

yeah I'm turning into a sugar and vanilla planation

[cunning niche]

Which nation r u?

[marsh lance]

Klez being real

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance or do I stay out of the vanilla game

[rose cape]

vast trade networks are nice until someone closes their ports

[frank latch]

Fish is already doing cotton and a lot of other textile crops

[rose cape]

because hes a slaver

[marsh lance]

Mfw i will literally annihilate you:

[hollow garden]

I cook sugar you cook vanilla

[rose cape]

you literally cant

[frank latch]

Fish is literally the Southern United States

[rose cape]

you do not have the military capabilities

[marsh lance]

If you close your ports you will have the entire north up your ass

[cunning niche]

@frank latch what nation is kleznam

[hollow garden]

Well I could also do that

[marsh lance]

Elaborate

[hollow garden]

But I think specialising into tropical crops would be better for me

[rose cape]

you lack the military capabilities to "literally annihilate" me

[hollow garden]

@frank latch do we have spices

[frank latch]

Opposite side of the world

[rose cape]

(skillerz)

[frank latch]

tons

[hollow garden]

Delaria

[marsh lance]

We should just stick to our trade agreement and be nice to eachother

[frank latch]

dang it

dang it

I keep forgetting nation names

[rose cape]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: owo we shouwd just stick tu ouw twade agweement and be nice tu eachodaw (^³^)

[hollow garden]

It's ok

[spring bison]

when are we invading parfum

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance this sounds really cute

[rose cape]

@frank latch expand (very big expansion)

[spring bison]

what

he isint hosting

[frank latch]

❌

you can't expand there

there's like... things

[spring bison]

ok rigged mw

[frank latch]

Albanian bunkers

(it's actually Albania)

[marsh lance]

I couldn’t wait for you to come and clear the cupboards 🗣️

[west path]

bowistan is peaking

this is peak bowistan

clearly

[gilded robin]

yoo, which rimworld dlcs are most worth it

[frank latch]

ong 🙏

[west path]

what if i close YOUR ports?

[hollow garden]

Tbh should I just do a walrus

and join adika

[sullen pawn]

@frank latch can u just make my nation AI and i can do actions when i can

[west path]

biotech and ideology

[sullen pawn]

i am.. busy

[west path]

royalty is a side dish and anomaly is just a glorified mod

[hollow garden]

There is no session rn

[frank latch]

uhh

could you at least attend tomorrow's session

[sullen pawn]

nope

dont have time for mapwars

[frank latch]

guh

[gilded robin]

i'll keep your guys' recommendations in mind next time i have money lol

[frank latch]

can I still go ahead with my plans?

[sullen pawn]

do they involve me

[frank latch]

yes

[sullen pawn]

can u dm what they r

[frosty drum]

Yo dudes Skollar is pretty chill maybe you could trade with it or something

[marsh lance]

Bow.. is this

Is this a truthsing?

[frank latch]

yes

[rose cape]

@frank latch can you do my premoves

[marsh lance]

GAMEROOM BEWARE

[sullen pawn]

100 bobux and ill leak

[west path]

bow you said you wouldnt say when you would hosta

evil

[marsh lance]

BOW JUST MADE A PROMISE

[rose cape]

also what time is sesion

[rose cape]

leak

[west path]

1 cc

[frank latch]

50

[marsh lance]

BOW JUST MADE A PROMISE

[west path]

,collect

[haughty inlet]

qevie

You can next collect income <t:1726326298:R>.

[west path]

fuck

[marsh lance]

EXTRA EXTRA

[west path]

,work

[haughty inlet]

qevie

You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid 832.

Reply #718722

[marsh lance]

GET YOUR NEWSPAPERS

[west path]

,give @sullen pawn 1

[rose cape]

,collect

[haughty inlet]

qevie

@sullen pawn has received your 1

amazting

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870380023959622> | 16,000 (cash)

[west path]

leak it

[frank latch]

I'll probably host early like at 10:30 or 11:00

[west path]

you traitor

i should start working on the critters 🤔

i could also probably help with the NPCs i js want some work 2 do for fun lowk

[spring bison]

how about you dont host

[spring bison]

Finally

[frank latch]

"Fishbrother"

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch erm

[sullen pawn]

oh yea lol

[frank latch]

NOOO

[wraith quarry]

what did you say

[frank latch]

don't you dar

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/sanrio-cute-falling-gif-24116048

[frank latch]

DON'T YOU DO IT

[west path]

PAIN

[frank latch]

,bal

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

8,421

Bank:

112,477

Total:

120,898

[rose cape]

https://youtu.be/F1QUu26BJrM?si=dpWuaL-g9nFgcOQ2

[sullen pawn]

bro checked 💀

[frank latch]

@sullen pawn convinent

[sullen pawn]

im not posting that to wb btw

ill get banned

[frank latch]

whew

[sullen pawn]

map

[frank latch]

what's going on with Czechoslovakia?

[frosty drum]

What mw is this

[spring bison]

wtf is this brainrot

[sullen pawn]

not a mw

just a random map im doing

[frank latch]

what if Germany won ww1:

[sullen pawn]

fronts of the war

[sullen pawn]

this is originially what is started out as

[frank latch]

ong?

[hollow garden]

The central powers are cooked

[sullen pawn]

but then i started doing random shit in the ottomen and balkans so now its just a random ass map

[hollow garden]

Like very cooked

[sullen pawn]

france and russia are very weak in this world

[spring bison]

brainrot map*

[sullen pawn]

i mean yea pretty much

it has no logic to it

[hollow garden]

Garlic is satisfying his fantasies

[west path]

PEAK

[gilded robin]

completely normal

[west path]

paib

[marsh lance]

@frank latch why is your mw suddenly getting stressful

[frank latch]

I haven't even done anything

[marsh lance]

People talking about “not enough player interaction” its finna explode 😭

[sullen pawn]

TOP 10 EMPIRES
ALEX THE GOAT
1ST GERMAN EMPIRE
THATS MY LIST ALL OTHER EMPIRES SUCK

[hollow garden]

Pat you should have experienced peak manneva

It was the most intense thing

[sullen pawn]

i remember when alpha tham and bee gave me the ultimatum in rore i broke down crying in the middle of my spanish two class

[frank latch]

I was hoping the changes and thing I will do next session would make it more interesting and tense

but

y'all did that by yourselves

[hollow garden]

😭

[frank latch]

💀

[hollow garden]

I think I genuinely got pissed off one session

[marsh lance]

Me if i ever lose a war in bowistan

[frank latch]

when Allania, Klezmania and Amazria gave the Halati Ultimatum in Fish MW, I fr started racing. Then I started contemplating and plotting.

[spring bison]

I should host on this map

if people play

[hollow garden]

Garlic I was always your biggest supporter

[marsh lance]

Scenario?

[frank latch]

@hollow garden this resulted in the lease

[hollow garden]

If I had more power in the union I would have helped you

[spring bison]

everything goes right for Russia

[marsh lance]

Romania in this timeline 😐🤘

[hollow garden]

Wouldn't it have conquered Persia

[spring bison]

👽

[spring bison]

it is a Russian puppet after the British withdrew

[frank latch]

Alr

Imma go I think

cya

[hollow garden]

@frank latch I have the most insane proposal

[frank latch]

oh

I hear out

[hollow garden]

Ah cya

[frank latch]

no no

I wanna hear the proposal

[hollow garden]

I found this draft I had a while ago

And it got me thinking

What if instead of squabbling over this territory like divorced parents

It could be governed by both states

In a condominium like state

[spring bison]

klez

what if you shut the fuck up and let him keep the land

[frank latch]

I don't like this idea

[hollow garden]

never

[frank latch]

Too fractured
will create more problems than solutions
and I'd prefer to keep it Terronein

[hollow garden]

One must negotiate to solve issues Lebron

Communication is important

[hollow garden]

I don't mean implementing the constitution of Errone thing

[marsh lance]

Nicest lebron moment

[hollow garden]

but a treaty inspired by it

[spring bison]

no

he owns the land so he gets to keep it

[hollow garden]

Lebron

die

[spring bison]

no

im colonizing you

[hollow garden]

Chat died 😔

[west path]

qhar

what

👽

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/mouse-gif-26609479

[hollow garden]

it's because of Lebron

[hollow garden]

Forgive us duck

[west path]

vro could have avoided this if he didnt js like

try to invad me

[marsh lance]

This will be bananam in the future

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/tumbleweed-desert-dry-spell-global-warming-heat-wave-gif-27616029

Aftermath

[marsh lance]

Real

[wild mason]

That is fucking crazy

[midnight ocean]

💀

[hollow garden]

you were too harsh on him tbh

[wraith quarry]

oof

[midnight ocean]

Manneva is the only map war to make people cry in public true peak

[frosty drum]

I never cried

[hollow garden]

Manneva was so glorious

[midnight ocean]

You should have tbh

[west path]

real

[frosty drum]

Nah
Mainly because that was only the second mw I ever did (first non fantasy mw)

[hollow garden]

skillerz why did you give up that land

when bee threatened you

[frosty drum]

I never did

[frosty drum]

he never said shit

[hollow garden]

You did give land to the union?

[midnight ocean]

Which land, the tiny island?

[hollow garden]

or am I mixing you up with someone else

[frosty drum]

Nope
Nobody even pinged me for the session

Or anything at all

[wild mason]

Should I leak this

[hollow garden]

what is this

[hollow garden]

Very relevant

[wild mason]

Kleznam if he could read

[midnight ocean]

We are so back

[hollow garden]

oh resource map?

Insane

[bold glade]

What's goin on here

[wraith quarry]

@quick idol here furcan

[bold glade]

Why is all the people here

[quick idol]

wow i understand a lot

[frosty drum]

Time to make a 2 hour reaction video on this

[quick idol]

I cant believe they leaked paint layer 3...

[wraith quarry]

remember this @quick idol

[bold glade]

Oh christ

[bold glade]

The one on the bottom is Furcan's boyfriend

[quick idol]

This is devastating

[wraith quarry]

boyfriend*

[bold glade]

How tf did they get the flag right

[bold glade]

Sorry for my mistake

[wraith quarry]

they didnt

[quick idol]

Is this paint layer 3

[frosty drum]

OIL

[bold glade]

Kinda

[quick idol]

Its either paint layer 3 or its unimportant

[bold glade]

But still how tf

[west path]

speccing into mechtech this game

[hollow garden]

@bold glade DOT!

My favourite member

[bold glade]

YES SIR!!!!

[wraith quarry]

@wild mason help us bring back NSO 😔

[hollow garden]

what are you doing in this beautiful nation

[quick idol]

What is he transporting

[bold glade]

🫡

🫡

[quick idol]

Did his robotic batteries run out

[hollow garden]

We need the whole gang back together

[bold glade]

Why tf are the emoji so tiny

[hollow garden]

LeBron and garlic are back

Blumi is back too

[bold glade]

https://media.tenor.com/VzXqAVaOKW0AAAAM/rat-rats.gif

[wraith quarry]

NSO please 🙏

[quick idol]

@unreal wagon opinion on manneva 5 releasing?

[hollow garden]

real

[wraith quarry]

i miss you so much

[west path]

5?? did i miss something?

[hollow garden]

he was so silly

[quick idol]

yes

manneva 2 3 and 4

[hollow garden]

3 somethings

[wraith quarry]

yes but he was important to game room

as were many of the fallen

[hollow garden]

Silly in a good way

[wraith quarry]

good

[hollow garden]

I think he wasn't doing too well mentally though

Maybe he is getting better now

[west path]

i love research i love research i love research

[frank latch]

LET ME LAUNCH ACTIVITIES

[quick idol]

Wherever did nso go

[quick idol]

THEY KILLED ACTIVITIES?

[spring bison]

EWWWWW

[frank latch]

Game Room is over

[spring bison]

RESEARCH

[hollow garden]

Tech rusher

Is pat still addicted to zaza

[west path]

im only researching chemfuel refining

and then mechtech

[quick idol]

We cant have games in game room bro

[west path]

different save

[hollow garden]

Our rights are being suppressed

First it was copypastas

now it's activities

[spring bison]

Rimworld mapwar

[quick idol]

Just rename it to #map-wars 😭

[spring bison]

frfr

[hollow garden]

Tomorrow it's mws

[hollow garden]

real

@west path host it

[quick idol]

Dont move it to wb category though that sucks

Map wars are not wb (real ones arent)

[frank latch]

We must fight for our rights

[wild mason]

Why dont you ever express any interest in anything other than Discord and Youtube

[hollow garden]

Is blumi gathering information about us

Are the allegations correct

[quick idol]

yea he has cameras everywhere

[hollow garden]

@wild mason what's my favourite thing

bunny bunny

tell me be

[west path]

no

[hollow garden]

Lead the truth

to the bee 🐝

[wild mason]

Acting Dramatic over school

[hollow garden]

I guess so

[quick idol]

its not cats? 🤯

[hollow garden]

It was just a phase 😔

[west path]

@spring bison to show you how based i am these are the things i plan to research:

• chemfuel refining
• carpet making
• hydroponics
• basic mechtech

its that shrimple

[hollow garden]

I'm actually a dog person now unfortunately

[spring bison]

techrusher

[quick idol]

based

[west path]

qha

oh yay my colonys first year passed

[wraith quarry]

am i still alive

[quick idol]

Can you imprison the fish colonist for the rest of his life

I'll give you 1 cc

[rose cape]

make me persia

[hollow garden]

@wraith quarry where are the very early images of the mw

This is the earliest image I can find

[quick idol]

make me Ethiopia

[west path]

yes

[quick idol]

peak nation

[hollow garden]

Make me Prussia

[spring bison]

should I actually host

[west path]

@wraith quarry i changed your schedule to be ethical (purple is recreation, blue is sleep yellow is work)

[quick idol]

Yes

dont give me ethiopia though

[spring bison]

rigged

[wild mason]

Why not

[west path]

he needs high learning

[frosty drum]

I'll play as sweden

[quick idol]

because i will be LIBYA 🇱🇾 🇱🇾 🇱🇾

[wild mason]

Can't believe they named a country after liberals 🤢

[spring bison]

least useless skillerz moment

[wild mason]

Mexi co

[quick idol]

I will make lybia the official name

[frosty drum]

I'm genuinely serious
I want to make it a power

However

I can't play for like 5 hours

(Football)

[sullen pawn]

Give me kazachstan

Give me kazachstan

Give me kazachstan

I got the spam glitch

[spring bison]

👽

[sullen pawn]

It’s joeover

It’s joeover

It’s joeover

why 👽 me

[midnight ocean]

Ww2

?

[spring bison]

post ww2

[midnight ocean]

Ok yeah that makes more sense

[quick idol]

how did i not realize

Until now

[midnight ocean]

@spring bison Italy or west Germany if one of them is taken

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/why-do-you-know-that-gif-26425758

[spring bison]

choose one

[quick idol]

I dont

[quick idol]

give me hungary its the #2 nation in europe

last decision i swear

[pine copper]

Choose already

[quick idol]

I just did

[pine copper]

You sure? Just checkin

I never know with you

[quick idol]

Very sure

[pine copper]

Good

[midnight ocean]

Italy

[quick idol]

101% sure

[pine copper]

/1000?

[quick idol]

1010%

[pine copper]

/10000?

[marsh lance]

YO

IF ANYONE PLAYS POKEMON SILVER

[quick idol]

Infinity%

[marsh lance]

I JUST WANNA SAY

[pine copper]

Good

[marsh lance]

WHITNEY BELONGS IN THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL

[spring bison]

bro

[quick idol]

whos whitney

[spring bison]

what is this alien talking about

[marsh lance]

SCREW THE POKEMON BATTLE IM GONNA COME OVER THERE AND JUMP YOUR FUCK ASS COW

[marsh lance]

i think you are alien

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Please send me a pokemon battle. Join now!

[marsh lance]

Thank you blumi

[west path]

oh wa

im gonna have to deal with toxic waste since im going mechanitor

uh o

[midnight ocean]

yum

[west path]

@marsh lance is this bad (i am in a jungle)

[marsh lance]

Yes

But its a sacrifice you should make

[west path]

yeah im just gonna

dump them in a corner of the map

until i can set up a freezr

[midnight ocean]

I wish I had less of a life sometimes

Replaying Kenshi makes me want to host a map war

[west path]

acnaq you might not believe this but i do have a life i just avoid it as much as possible

[marsh lance]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=82nJNdUDHwQ&feature=shared me rn

[west path]

therefore

you should do the same

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Give me a Pokémon battle and I die.

[midnight ocean]

cant

[spring bison]

die

[west path]

ok vro

[marsh lance]

I have two types of male ocs in my story
Gritty, depressed, cowboy, dystopian street urchin, vagabond warrior

This:

[west path]

crin

[marsh lance]

Unreal

[midnight ocean]

why did that get deleted

[marsh lance]

How did it get deleted

EVERYONE RUN

THERE IS A MOD LURKING

[midnight ocean]

what even was that

[rose cape]

average blood member (i am a crips)

[marsh lance]

A GENERALIAN NO DOUBT

[west path]

amazting is a mod confirmed

[marsh lance]

Oh

What

[west path]

secret mod

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: There are two cows in my story. Sad cows, lost cows and soldiers.

[marsh lance]

REAAAALLL

https://tenor.com/view/kzl-cakasofia-levski-cska-wearecskasofia-gif-27082852

[rose cape]

crazy how the pirus have been around since 1969 btw

[marsh lance]

Blumi how do you feel about lebron

[marsh lance]

You are a CRISP.. british ass

[west path]

@vital latch how much rimworld have u been playing

[spring bison]

it was me

[marsh lance]

True..

[midnight ocean]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@midnight ocean: Meow meow >w< honeybee if chu get me demoted i'm genuinewy going tu be angwy at chu fuw a wong time. i'm awweady on some ice fwom something dat happened eawwiew tuday so i don't actuawwy want chu tu wuin my day tu day wife just because chu found it funny. >w<

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Sometimes I think bananas are dangerous, but I don't remember bananas having that change.

[midnight ocean]

He literally forgot his account password

[west path]

well lebron went berserk and killed fish time to savescum

[spring bison]

dont

let it be

[midnight ocean]

This is canon

[spring bison]

mfs when "change password" exists

[midnight ocean]

I’m a save scummer too but I’ll admit games like rimworld are so much more fun in iron man mode

[west path]

too late

[wild mason]

You deserve to be put on trial for your crimes

[midnight ocean]

He probably forgot his email too

[rose cape]

london gangs are so boring they are just named after their neighborhood

[west path]

doing rimworld iron man is a big no no

[west path]

Play more

atleast 70 hours

[marsh lance]

Crazy

[midnight ocean]

Which ones

[west path]

and when are you getting ideology and biotech

[wild mason]

Save Scumming

[midnight ocean]

Like soft iron man. Save scum for some real bs but keep most mistakes and losses

Not actually on iron man mode

[midnight ocean]

How many paradox games have you played

[wild mason]

2

[midnight ocean]

If one of them is city skylines it doesn’t count

[spring bison]

why would he log off his email

[rose cape]

no

[wild mason]

😢

[spring bison]

yes it does

what

[midnight ocean]

I love city skylines but you don’t need to save scum for it

[west path]

as someone who has around 380 hours in paradox games combined (and 20 in cities skylines) + another 70 in caves of qud and 130 hours in rimworld savescumming is morally acceptable

[vital latch]

wait

qevies steam is linked to his profile

[midnight ocean]

Im not dissing City Skylines btw its the best paradox game

[spring bison]

only 380?

[vital latch]

@west path you aren't avoidding the friend request anymore buddy you're cooked

[rose cape]

ssavescumming is morally reprehensible

[spring bison]

insane

[west path]

WHAT

NO

NO

NOO

[vagrant ginkgo]

hoi4 (mental illness):

[spring bison]

yap

[west path]

thats just fascist hangout

[midnight ocean]

Hearts of iron players when they learn that games can be fun

[west path]

can paradox acquire suzerain so we can call it a paradox game its one of the actually good political sims

[vagrant ginkgo]

i WILL micro the entire soviet front, even if the war has to end in 1949

[spring bison]

👽

[midnight ocean]

hearts of iron looks so unfun

[vagrant ginkgo]

yeah it is

[west path]

cosmicpotato friend request in polish is a whole different level of fear

[midnight ocean]

I watch youtubers and theyre groaning half the time

[vagrant ginkgo]

not fun that is

[midnight ocean]

like it sounds like a job

[spring bison]

👽

[vagrant ginkgo]

literally

[west path]

yeah it is

[spring bison]

lie

[west path]

do you like micromanagement

[rose forge]

If you like micromanagment hoi4 is the game for u

[west path]

listen out of all paradox games i have the 2nd most hours in hoi

(ck2 better)

[vagrant ginkgo]

you have a good game and then one of your faction members decides to solo the soviets, allies, axis, and japan, pulling you into a 937 front war (youre playing kenya)

[spring bison]

why are you saying this like ck3 and ck2 arent worse

[rose forge]

lol

[west path]

ck3 and ck2 are peak

[midnight ocean]

CK3 is NOT worse than hoi4

[vital latch]

it was my braindead game in 8th grade, now I just play it when my friends want to play

[midnight ocean]

I cant speak for CK2

[wild mason]

A third landmass is done after working all day

[west path]

i am the number 1 stan of ck2

[spring bison]

yeah but they are way harder than ck3 and ck2

wait

[vital latch]

CK3 is actually fun since it has more rpg elements...

[spring bison]

they are way harder than hoi4

[rose cape]

hoi4 isn’t that much micromanagement

[wild mason]

@cunning niche

[west path]

they have more gambling

this is why they are simply better.

[midnight ocean]

this looks so fire but are you putting anything in the bottom right it looks a bit empty could use an archipelago

[spring bison]

they just look thro 5 minutes of youtube videos and base their entire opinion of the game on it

while not even playing it

[rose cape]

consider this

[midnight ocean]

thats where save scumming comes in

[rose forge]

well depends on how much war ya doing

[wild mason]

Do you not see the bottom of the isthmus I left open to attach another continent to 😱

[spring bison]

peak mod btw

[west path]

naw i play ck2 without savescumming (im suicidal)

[rose cape]

i play hoi4 👽

it’s the only paradox game i paid for

[spring bison]

amazting when he discovers people are not always talking about him

[midnight ocean]

Idk it could have just been a really thin peninsula

[west path]

i stopped playing hoi4 after no step back

[spring bison]

what

[wild mason]

@lucid oriole Here is ur inland sea btw

[west path]

and i never got the arms against tyranny thing and battle for the bosphorus

[rose cape]

sorry that im the center of the universe

[west path]

im NOT giving bulgaria a mission tree

[west path]

you are so me

[wild mason]

~bt

[west path]

except im the actual center of the universe due to my mass

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Sorry, I'm in the middle of the world

[west path]

so skill issue

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason is there gonna be a biome map and resource map as well

[spring bison]

eye:

[rose cape]

yes

[west path]

we have an oil distribution map

we are blessed

[midnight ocean]

real?

[rose cape]

no

[west path]

i will create the worlds greatest oil tycoon (probably not idk if im playing this lol)

[lucid oriole]

no mediterranean environment

[rose cape]

qevie is a liar

[lucid oriole]

💔

[vital latch]

hoi4 isn't hard to play once you know how to play it, but it also requires youtube tutorials to learn

so like

yeah

[rose cape]

ratio

[vital latch]

worst of both worlds

😔

[wild mason]

Im going to mediterreanean your mother

[west path]

@midnight ocean dominions 6 vibe

[spring bison]

I learned hoi4 without tutorials

[rose cape]

me irl

[vital latch]

and you're 100% the type to put that on your resume

[lucid oriole]

Mediterranean
Medi - middle
Terra - world
nean - idk

[spring bison]

I just dont know how the navy works because oh my god

[midnight ocean]

I refuse to believe you won a standard game of dominions 6 btw its hard

[spring bison]

👽

[west path]

yeah i never won a dominions 6 game

because i dont have dominions 6

[midnight ocean]

👽

[west path]

i have dominions 5

[rose cape]

just click the buttons and achieve supremacy

[midnight ocean]

Dominions 5 whatever

[west path]

if thats the case yes i did win a game

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[west path]

it was pain but it was those japanese demons faction

[rose forge]

yes

[midnight ocean]

I dont believe you

furthest ive ever gotten is 3 thrones

[west path]

i cant travel back in time

[rose cape]

my first country playing hoi4 was tibet which was very fun and not painful (it was painful)

[west path]

skill issue

[midnight ocean]

Maybe its cause I dont have good Civ knowledge but still

[rose forge]

breh

[west path]

wiki search the unit type gg ez

[rose cape]

it was funny though

[west path]

also learn spell casting and troop formations

[rose forge]

how far u get?

[elder arch]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1283726616006234214 join

[west path]

spells save battles

[elder arch]

Venus RPG is REAL

[rose cape]

i died to china a few times but eventually i didnt die (i put ironman every time)

[rose forge]

damn

how long that take

[midnight ocean]

the index doesnt help when it comes to in depth autobattler strategy and overall war and general management strategy

[frank latch]

@wild mason can you do me a favor?

Add a tiny/small bowistan tribute

[west path]

ok it might just be me being quirky but i got that down like

4 hours in

i won my first game whilst having like 16 hours in the game 👽

[midnight ocean]

I never got it

Enemy armies would always be a little bit stronger than mine

and they would usually outnumber me

[west path]

mechanoid production soon

[west path]

use your stronger commanders with better spells and stack buffs on your troops

pre-set their spell casts

get mercenaries if you feel like youve been slacking on army dev

@midnight ocean colony is looking up

[midnight ocean]

W

[west path]

i was in rags for most of the playthrough but we're barack now

[midnight ocean]

50 manhunter squirrels:

[west path]

i have 2 sanguophages

[pine copper]

Who are you?

[west path]

@midnight ocean ok so the big problem is

im running low on components

[subtle goblet]

Don’t joke about this stuff

[midnight ocean]

Trade

[west path]

20 components and no more surface deposits

i do have an idea and its called looting the ancient danger

[midnight ocean]

Are there

[sullen pawn]

He’s sigma, rizzler of Ohio

[west path]

whar

[midnight ocean]

Any outlanders

Nearby

[west path]

no

[sullen pawn]

Uncalled for distasteful behavior

[midnight ocean]

Cooked

[west path]

as in the faction

?

[wild mason]

Outlander N'wahs are not welcome in my shop