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also
i scammed a city in bannerlord
but no matter
@west path what tech you have
you got turrets yet
naw
industrial
you trade much ?
na
so you are self sufficient right
pretty much
and holy shit heatstrokes becoming an issue
@marsh lance i might have to take away your burka its making you be affected by heatstroke
isnt a burka like heat resistant
no clue but pat got heatstroke out of everyone else in the colony
@west path i wish clans had more option to influence people
imagine funding kingdoms as an independent clan
I finally got a colonist who can shoot a gun and be a doctor better than 4 skill and no passion
Although I did destroy ones of his lungs when capturing him
play rimworld instead
TALEWORLDS IMPROVE THE DIPLOMACY SYSTEM IN BANNERLORDS
fuck
AND MY SWORD AND LIFE SHALL BE YOURS
oh cool
yeah you gonna starve
i mean thats not that bad
Theyāre never making any big changes to bannerlord just use mods š
im on fucking console
and it has a keyboard port
i started getting heatstrokes in these temps (ingame)
are you all not drinking water
and under direct sunlight
i mean 35 c is not that bad
Donāt forget to wall off the rivers too and put in a kill box
@midnight ocean rate these stockpiles
im not doing a killbox approach
thats boring and just massive cheese
Mid you should have 1000 potatoes
š¤
all of that is in meals
50 fine meals
there has been zero people in any mental break risk for the past 20 days
Itās not that big of a cheese when half of the raids drop straight into your base or intentionally try to avoid the killbox
Itās only to deal with raids like man hunter packs and tribal armies
i have a guy with an smg
i can just place turrets and sandbags
thats my plan
Just⦠place them in a killbox
make people enter in the river and then shoot them with turrets and hide in sandbags
river slows people down š„±
Your getting cooked by your first mechanoids
wym
i refuse to believe this vro
i have 2 brawlers
Melee is the opposite of how your supposed to deal with mechanoids lol
Unless they have high level power armor
Could def go for some more steel
But 20 components? Shit thatās not bad
I forgot how painful it is to get components in the mid game and even in the late game
@midnight ocean did you fix it
Fix what
The rimworld?
I was gonna take a break for today to just like enjoy my current time off instead of working like an IT guy for no reason
NOO
Make the walls two by two š”
He was broke but now heās up
alr
lmao
beginning of the coffee empire
3 of the refugees decided to stay!
unfortunatly one of them had to be peacefully negotiated to stay with us
by that I mean prison
Lebron is running his imperialism colony
Tru
@marsh lance I dont feel like bashing my head against a server terminal for 10 hours straight today so im revisting my kenshi run
Doomsday has come
I still got a ton of produce stored so coffee, tea and cigarrete production is still going
@west path I just did a quest that gave me 1 neuroformer for 13 hats
im not kidding
I literally had to make 13 hats and I won a neuroformer
OH MY GOD THE MECH CLUSTERS SAVED ME
it is the climate one
and it increased the temperature by 10
now its on the positives again
O m g
He didnāt PROMISE to host today
Dissapointing but we cant get mad at him
he promised to host yesterday
WHAT
I farmed thievery at last stand and stole a rusty cleaver. Finding armor is gonna be hard since Iām a hiver
@marsh lance
What the shit!!
I am confused
BoW is playing a trick on us
He is punishing you all for asking him to host so much š
WHAT
SKULL
vote map 3 here
3
3
1
map 3
real
I forgot to end it
I was thinking of either heading south to the swamp or going east to the United Cities to try and get a good human follower
but first I gotta mine copper or smth
1 or 2
0
0
Rimworld and make a cannibal colony
kenshi done take more of your time than qud classic mode
kenshi has so much grinding
cannibal colonies are overrated
thats part of the appeal though
I dont know any other type
theres one very based type
the drug producing type
which i already have ongoing
Mole person colonies >>>>>
I rate this a 10/10
Ok so the first one
i racked up 70 hours of rimworld in 5 days of getting it
Same
Bro my review at the time I said I was addicted
also yeah its option 1
i died in winter
well not really my colony just got boring since i couldnt expand
because i was always starving
How do you die in winter inside a mountain
food issue
Yeah thatās fair
For mole person colonies I usually have a decent bit of it outside
At least earlier on
You also need a good miner
i played mole colonies when bio tech dropped
so i like
already had dirtmoles
And ideology and biotech helps a lot for making your people actually ok with living in the mountain
Yeah
rimworld peaked at biotech
but ngl anomaly seems silly but its really just a cthulu mod with extra sugarcoating
might still cop (i love rimworld i love rimworld i love rimworld)
@midnight ocean play this when
actually wait
Soon
we're playing it rn btw
Whatās that game where your being attacked by fruit
you mean dark souls pineapple bossfight
Maybe
yeah thats the game i screenshotted
you dont wanna see me infuriated
Insane
if you wanna beat it you need to beat all of the ones before it though
@west path map war?
what
coffee production still going strong
wanna do a map war
naw
how much you gonna sell it for
):
my most selled product went from cigars to beers now to coffee
coffee is quite profitable
do you just sell it all when a caravan comes by
I go to settlements like a normal person
kewl
not even the mech cluster can save me now
any mods you are playin with
@west path ok joina
my staple crop production is indoor while my cash crop production is outdoor
hes playing with 75 million mods
you cant even call what hes playing rimworld anymore
im not
I barely have any active
mostly vanilla expanded mods
and qol mods
just regrow them in spring
I need to build cash crop indoor plantations
so I need a ton of steel
and components for power generation
they are literally the only plants standing
js get the resources for them in spring and summer when you can grow crops?
erm
do you know what the word profit means
I am activelly loosing profit potential during winters
you need to follow unprofessional economics
burn cash to make more cash and then burn it to get even more
continue the cycle
the only downside is if anything slows you down all of it collapses
Clearly he doesnāt understand Keynesian economics
not like thatll ever happen
so true
@normal vessel u should give urself the butterfly role
@marsh lance game didnt wanna load in dont wanna deal with allat
@vital latch you never responded.
how many years have passed ingame
1
Thatās pretty solid for only 1 year
Oh ok
Real
im in the middle of my 2nd ingame year
What difficulty are you on
and i am not that large
Valid
well tbh you started in a plain
so you have to spend more time developing defenses
Medium hills is where itās at
i migrated midgame
this graph tells you everything
What why
Gree
Lmao
next winter was gonna kill me so i migrated to a place with all year round farming
Valid but also skill issue
let me finish the first layer first vro
you should totally join royal vc
yes
one casualty š
guess for what i am building these bedrooms for
for a peacefull rehabilitation program
also i fixed the cooler location
wrong its for the slaves
this is the peaceful rehabiliation program
im doing homework š
this is the most peak mod I installed
gawd dayum
44 celsius outside
so like
120 in freedom units
but like who plays rimworld with fahrenheit
summers are gonna be hard asf for me to survive
my next precept should be high life
or meme
@marsh lance im sor but we got rid of your burka
its too warm for it
@spring bison should i take on the ancient danger that i have in my area
no
are you willing to gamble away the lives of one or multiple of your colonists
savescumming:
that wont do much
that wont do much
yeah i think its time to reload the save
wym
worrying
good thing i didnt see it
@marsh lance pat i gotta tell you im cooked
i cant become mechanitor
BoW
sent to the great sleeping facility
skillerz and kleznam are getting married
rip this sheep
WHY IS IT NOT RAINING
AUGHH
@marsh lance im sor pat but i prolly cant do 2 layer walls
i have too much area walled off
@spring bison should i get a slave entirely for the reason of growing a gauranlen tree for my colony
why do you need an entire colonist for that
because it takes like
6hrs per day
literally
what
gu
its really not
ok bro
worth?
@spring bison im cooked none of my colonists can mine
the reaosn i got cosmic is useless because he lit lost his ability to mine
what are their stats
nah im not that type of player
the highest mining skill is 4.
W
@west path what are my stats
yep
you're cooked
you are combat fodder
I will painstakingly train venus to get level 10 mining
@spring bison testing my defenses against tribals
i think ill win this easily
no
@spring bison opinions on my ideology room?
it looks american asf
Thereās fucking cages and skulls on the floor
And blood
exactly
true i need to add the carpet
Show a map of the colony
hell ā¢ļø 2
why am i not there
did i wander off to the other side of the map again
oh youre off in the mines
š½
if you mine steel with low skill it gets less yield
train venus using normal rocks to not waste steel
naw
i make 1k smokeleaf every harvest ill js sell drugs lategame
@west path rimworld stocks
4hrs
for monday only yes
The rest is 6, 7, and 2 8 hr days
educational reforms
- this is normal
we dont evenly distribute material to have equally long school days
u should
we have lower taxes than the US and state funded healthcare š¤š¤š¤
the only issue with polan is they dont let entrepreneurs fuck around and find out
which is very fair
Arenāt they kinda conservative in poland though
Theyād call me a pansy cause of my hair
Probably idk
I found and murdered some thrumbo
Wait.. is the p word banned
and made a quick 3K out of selling meat, fur and the horns
š±š±š±š±š±
Only 3k?
Start a breeding program
for killing 2 animals
not possible
i thought thrumboes were richer
I found an infinite money glitch
im doing a ton of contracts
this trading mod is peak
It looks good
9.8k on the bank and 6.1K stored locally
depends but yeah for the most part
theres some less conservative areas and some more conservative areas
for me yes
skul
@spring bison can i still do illegal psycast even after becoming a royal
no
i wanna trap all of the empire guys in a small room and then set it on fire and lock the door
and then steal their psycasts
no more energy problems
@spring bison is this a good idea
itll be free gear too if it doesnt burn up
this is an exploit
pretty sure it has been patched tho
ion wanna fight strong af imperials vruh
hear me out
tox grenades
i used them to steal shit from a bulk goods trader
@midnight ocean kenshi addict
@vital latch show yo colony..... als you should learn about ground fertility
I just have it on pause while I do other stuff lol
If he doesnāt know about fertility yet heās cooked
idk theres a chance he doesnt
yummy sheep farm
@midnight ocean how 2 fight mechanoid ancient danger
(all of them are ranged and 1 is flamethrower)
Just donāt until you have good gear
oh wait dont i only need EMP grenades
Or build a killbox š¤Æ
dont mechanoids die to allat
killboxes are for the weak
Theyāre so satisfying though
And pretty useful for an ancient danger
well i can just
build sandbags to cover myself
and then use frag grenades to deal good dmg
all of my ranged fighters are using SMGs
(machine pistols)
you know imperial weapons can one shot your colonists right?
some of them atleast
yes
im talking fighting mechanoids
its cheap af
anything can one shot your colonists if randy is cranky enough
Iām not an expert on royalty Iāve only played a couple games with it
isnt it like 11x3 pure wood
that seems easy enough
just dont want it destroyed
then a fucking meteor falls on it
You did say they raised a german salute during the nation anthem
Lots of edgelords
im not playing rn and keep restarting since that helps me learn how to play things
also I know ground fertility I think
oh nvm i get i
greener = more fertile
ys
so I target the dark green, and if I need to then light green is ok
they will give you a blueprint
ok
This is a mistake even veteran plays maken, they get overconfident when they see how much steel they have early game
i used it
what is that panhandle for
I say this because i am somewhat a veteran (not) and i get naive
You WILL run out of steel
lie
to stop raiders from attacking my fucking wind turbines
theyve done it 3 times already
I can literally buy steel in bulk
*on the map
im running 700 steel rn
It will become harder to get
I can buy an entire settlement worth of steel rn
and my geothermical generator will be done by next day
oh my god
accept it
thats a steal
do any of you guys know what anomaly is all about
i can also get a psychic emanator instead
essentially cthulu mod but with extra fancy
but naw the genes r bett
ah
er
should i live in a cave or make a cool house
castle
really heavy wounded after recent raid
As you can see. I got the beggars quest
erm
well fuck
1,535,611,351 š£ļøš„
GREAT ASSETS FOR THE (grizz) COMPANY!!'
might have to amputate that leg
pig
unlimited power
its a pigskin
well this can only power 1 sun lamp
im amputating his leg
getting prosthetics soon so its ok
@spring bison yoo i got a based power
painblock
When do I not throw
When joe
circle
ok i eep now i think
Whoās When?
Gn duck man
Joe
Mama When
Qevie it's like 6 am for you
Both
One and the same
Polish are poles
Real
Hold up I got a really philosophical statement cooking
But qevie says he's a duck?
All poles are poles, for they are polish
i js have school later on in the day and only for 4 hrs
so my reasoning is
i can take naps later in the day to compensate
Polish people are the poles of the European building, for they, as the poles, keep the structure together
The most unreal
@west path confirmed?
and i js tank school with my 5 hrs of eep
fake thats France
they uphold europa
what
close
@vital latch did I cook
how did i get #1 splatter this match actually played god awful

guess my enemies and teamates just played worse
The usual
but my enemies played well we just did something scummy as a comeback towards the end
You play bad? You get awarded
sounds legit
You play good? Go fuck yourself
everyone else sucked
Thank you
as a response to my poor gameplay I will be practicing my secondary in whats basically unranked
Noooooo
Sorry qwas I started high school
Qar don't abandon me
š
I'm probably staying home today
Because my tummy hurts
Warā¦I havenāt heard that name in yearsā¦I thought I left that life behindā¦
I hope the tummy ache falls away
And I live happily ever after
Yeah ima just sleep before I become insane
Qar on his way to become a dad
Ehz say whatever
Fr
Freshman, dad, drummer, fencer, midfielder, I do a lot
Ok
I called you Nolt in Endloss so thatās how I remember you
Ope
Songs over
Gn
dont i literally call you qar
(since captain overlaps with ujjwal)
gn qar
damn me mum just left to scotland for the next two weeks
and my dads gonna be working most the time so...
WOOOOOO TIME TO INVITE THE BOYS OVER FOR A MOVIE NIGHT AND TRASH THE HOUSE (this is a joke dont murder)
Once again I have become an agrarian society
nooo got a 10m penalty for going afk for that
all I want to do is get better with enpery dualies
I gtg
this is a fire colony bro
I wish I could build colonies that natural looking
I have returned
cute little sherman
Why did vro get me shot a bajillion times
Today is the end of the republic....
The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder. At this very moment in a system far from here, the New Republic lies to the galaxy while secretly supporting the treachery of the rogues of the Resistance.
This fierce machine which you have built, upon which we stand will bring an end to the Senate, to their cherished fleet. All remaining systems will bow to the First Order and will remember this as the last day of the Republic!
(That's all btw)
@wheat aspen is this your brother
he wouldn't act like this i don't think
@wheat aspen is this your brother@waxen remnant
raiders
also i amputated your leg
presumably
What happened
@spring bison you
I'm destroying you bro
you are NOT escaping Mr hacker
@brittle gust what happened to the mw
Sorry i ate it
ercan you silly goose
LeBron fucking Died to the Robots
LeBron hacked
Public mods
Definitely trustworthy
@hollow bobcat the dude left this server too
LeBron has been very generous lately
LeBron š
bro was a real one
he finna be missed
anyways im gonna go back to making millions in bannerlords
i got so much money
i could prolly buy a kingdom if that was an option
It seems you have not seen the conditions for a session to be held. They are:
- I have nothing else to do
- I am bored
- i have time
oh..
sorry..
Uhhhhh uhhhhhh. Like in the Asian country or as the people sone European dumbasses thought were the Asian country?
spice
So the Asian one?
ok school was indeed very short today
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Real
Today we mourn the loss of Lebron James the Second, an honorable game roomer lost to hackers āš
Die
āš
@west path yo gang
my trade empire going crazy
i scammed a city from rebelions
and one from the aserai
im making like around 10 to 12k a day
im gonna try to buy cities when my heir gets to level 300 and my current character dies
i have almot 9 million
wtf
im rich
I-I can't believe this happened qevie
We always made fun of him due to his nitpickiness
rest in pepperoni, lebron
Insane
what do you guys think got him
The same link š
Although I can't believe he would be stupid enough to fall for it
So is LeBrons Account dead dead
no its hacked
when he wakes up
he will notice
and remove other logins
its really easy to fix if they havent got the password
What if they do
why do you think rim got hacked twice and is still walking
hes fucked
he has to rely on discord support
which is basically gambling but with worse odds
Vegas But worse
yes
Me too???
What
Bro got hacked š
Crazy
~bt
@frosty drum: Today we mourn the death of LeBron James II during a robbery āš
š«”š«”š«”
š«”š«”š«”š„š„šš
~bt
@frosty drum: Today we mourn the loss of LeBron James II āš.
First we lose LeBron than LeBron 2
~bt
@dull wing: It looks like you don't meet the login requirements. Him: I'm bored. I don't do anything when I have free time.
Womp womp fr
~bt
@frosty drum: This is your father
@dull wing
~bt
@dull wing: LeBron's problem is over.
That hacker fr
You're next frfr
@wild mason since you seem to be alive i ask you
should i send some of my people over to my abandoned settlement to check if i could get a mechanitor transponder
(the goal is to get a mechanitor in my settlement)
the only issue would be uhh
getting components

DO
Summarization:
"Exams are gone"
I have a 50 mark test every day so that's:
NEVER!
Better summarisation:
I do procrastination
BRUH
GOOOOOOOOOOOODD MORNING GAMAMAAROOOOMM
HI WARLUS
HI KLEZ
HI BOW
HI QWAS
HI LEBRON
HI ACNAQ
HI GARLIC
HI FISH
HI QEVIE
HI QAR
HI SKILLERZ
HI NEK
HI ERCAN
HI AMAZ
HI COSMIC
HI OIL
GOOGLE PLAY JUST CHANGED THE SPOT OF THE SEARCH BAR
Hiiii
THE END IS NEIGH
LeBron got hacked
Pat we're jobless
hello
im currently researching prosthetics to uhh
replace venus' leg
Cyborgs
Explain
@marsh lance
@marsh lance also i became an imperial psycaster š
i have a yeoman with pain block
guess which pawn it is!
Everyone
Iād like to host a funeral procession in the #1266488886658334934 for LeBron
wrong its qeva
Iāve had a few 1% shaves
Literally clenching my cheeks
which is goated because hes also leader
what
RAAAAAAHH
tamed muffalo? based?
HOLY SHIT MY SHEEP POPULATION EXPLODED
COMBAT SUPPLIER
GRAHH
hopital
Hi parfume
@marsh lance I lost all regular medicine
cooked
hospital on a budget
@elder arch i saved you
you have a leg now
What game is that?
how the fuck did this even happen
HES BACK
rimworld
WE'RE SO BARACK
the opps are targetting me fam
Oh ok
Fr
I didnt even download anything for months
except update rimworld
and download the mp mod
Rimworld hacked you fr
SO MANY SHEEP
real
@spring bison Gang should i go back to the ruins of my original settlement to figure out if i can still do mechanitor
ok im sending qevie on a mission
he will find the mechanitor chip thingy
you cant
you cant do shit with abandoned settlements
its gone forever
cooked
there go my dreams of becoming a mechanitor
@spring bison archite capsule in 14.1 days š„
realest defense
more time to play rimworld
I mean it happened to a mod before
@west path are you committing wara crimes in rimworlda
how did eyequ predict the future
ok thats scary
~bt
@hollow bobcat: Edit (or rename) @frank latch
worldbot wills you walrus
guys
L buy neutroamine and make penoxcyline
do you know how to download minecraft story mode in 2024?
There is no official way
you just have to download it from the internet
rip
i know
but from some website that will not spread some african virus through my computer
got a run where it went well @marsh lance we're barack
oh and is it safe to use steam unlocked?
Idk what's that
But do what you think is right fish
You could also just watch a lets play
Alhamdulillah
@marsh lance opinions?
thats a website where all steam games are for free but on some games you can get a virus
oh so steam unlocked is a piracy site
What did bro do
NOO
i had to use grenades to kill raiders
yes
Who got hurt
Iāve had a megasloth survive worse
if the game was on steam available to buy i would buy it but unfortunately i need to download it in the pirate bay
yeah I understand
š½
wait a second
,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
711,024
711,024
thank god
He is talking about Minecraft story mode
is LeBron doing a Ponzi scheme
peak game
with the "Nation bundle" program
no
la ritual
my dryads healed
no raiders are getting through anymore š£ļø
3 days worth of food wtf???
nvm our harvests came back
we're barack
kleznams bringing in his magnum opus
Reaall
harvest soon
I have connected the dots and there is an extremely high chance that the hacker is in this server
@spring bison is this real
its amazting š
did you click on any suspicious links
@rose cape it's you
no, and even if I did the only thing he would know is what vpn I am using
no
the final day of winter
so you know who it is?
Winter is leaving
no
vro just got password guessed ā ļø
starting work on my gene lab in prepare of archites
I wanna password guess qevie
@west path can I do it
this guy randomlly called me tho
most possible quest
i have 2fa
@kindred wasp hey come here
smartest klez moment
guh
@spring bison sending yo ahh to hell
ok bro
(in reality i just want animal warcall for my leader)
ok bro
'low food' they say
@spring bison thanks for the 50 dollar steam card
err
that wasnt me
qevie is your colony Idaho
You are doing god's work lebron
@spring bison how did you get hacked
Thank you
what did you fall for
no idea