🎲game-room

[pine copper]

This is the true China dawg?

[hollow garden]

I must seek the truth first lebron

[spring bison]

It was in Africa

[elder arch]

horrifying news has occured

HORRIFYING

WRETCHED

[spring bison]

Kyiv has been nuked

[elder arch]

no

[hollow garden]

你这只猕猴有病驴对东亚地缘政治现实和历史的了解，请多了解，否则就闭上你的舌头

[hollow garden]

what

[spring bison]

你这只猕猴有病驴对东亚地缘政治现实和历史的了解，请多了解，否则就闭上你的舌头

[elder arch]

I just realised its 3 am

[pine copper]

Uh oh

Stinky

[rose cape]

@hollow garden you are have win (yipee)

[hollow garden]

yipee

[rose cape]

~bt

[pine copper]

What do they get?

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/uh-oh-stinky-monkey-gif-15325836

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: 幸运的是，猴子对亚洲的地理和历史了解很多。最好安静地读书。

[rose cape]

Fortunately, monkeys know a lot about the geography and history of Asia. It is best to read quietly.

[spring bison]

Get eye's face out of here

[hollow garden]

We must discuss Syria

[rose cape]

@waxen remnant is this true

[pine copper]

That’s my favorite country

[hollow garden]

real

[rose cape]

see real

[fallow lark]

I'm the quiet one behind the pickup lol

[hollow garden]

Me too

@rose cape what's your solution for the Hatay question

[spring bison]

I propose we give it all to Saudi Arabia

[spring bison]

It is kurdish land

[hollow garden]

Let's host a Syria mw!

[spring bison]

Just hatay

[hollow garden]

who wants to be Bashar

[spring bison]

Nowhere else

[spring bison]

Me

[hollow garden]

perhapsa

[hollow garden]

okay you are in 2011

The people are doing some protests against your authoritian rule

what will you do

[spring bison]

Crack down on it with violence and ice cream

Declare them to be heresy and launch a Jihad agaisnt Lebanon

[hollow garden]

The protests transform into a rebel opposition and they begin taking wide swaths of land

[rose cape]

give it to lebanon

[hollow garden]

The ice cream leads to the lowest sunstroke rate though

[spring bison]

Railroading

[hollow garden]

It's a great achievement in Syrian history

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: The protests turned violent and spread widely.

[hollow garden]

nuh uh the crackdown would have resulted in this

[rose cape]

crack down

[hollow garden]

It's the logical conclusion in mw

[spring bison]

@hollow garden promote LeBronland natoonalism and rename the nation to LeBronland

[hollow garden]

The living conditions mean that army would definitely defect

[hollow garden]

The Lebanese fall

The only bastion left is Beirut

And Hezbollah

[opal lynx]

Any map wars going on?

[spring bison]

Ask them to unite for more jihads

[hollow garden]

The Syrian elite are greatly confused by this change

and question why the sudden rename to the famous American NBA player

[spring bison]

Brainwash them with LeBron dark magic sorcery

[frank latch]

Kurdistan

[opal lynx]

Guys should I host a map war

[frank latch]

sure

[opal lynx]

Should this be the map

Or world map

[spring bison]

World map

[opal lynx]

I I’ll host it later

I’m not on my usual device

[rose cape]

chicago

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-minecraft-mc-movie-mc-steve-gif-6288532294241032174

[rose cape]

kill me

[opal lynx]

What era

https://tenor.com/view/russainbadgerphonk-russianbadger-meme-gif-17525876981037465158

[spring bison]

Napoleonic frfr

[frosty drum]

My favorite era

[opal lynx]

Let’s do 1910 - 2024

[frosty drum]

Hell no

[opal lynx]

What

[spring bison]

Nuh uh

[rose cape]

1444

[frosty drum]

Overused

[opal lynx]

Not that early

[rose cape]

1666

[spring bison]

lie

[opal lynx]

But with Napoleonic somebody can just pick France and be op

[spring bison]

lie

[frosty drum]

Lie

[opal lynx]

Yuh huh

[rose cape]

me when france lost the napoleonic wars:

[opal lynx]

That’s because they invaded Russia

People will know not to invade Russia

[rose cape]

then russia will invade them

[spring bison]

lie

👽

[rose cape]

no lie

[opal lynx]

Alright your banned from my map war

[spring bison]

I dont care?

[opal lynx]

Ok

[rose cape]

~bt

[opal lynx]

Good

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: I wasn't allowed to fly.

[rose cape]

😢

[spring bison]

least schizo rebr moment

[opal lynx]

I wasn’t

[rose cape]

@spring bison is this true https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQSBYckTitM

[opal lynx]

That’s because it’s not

[rose cape]

least schizo rebr

[spring bison]

yes

[opal lynx]

Are you saying he’s not real

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: What you said is wrong.

[opal lynx]

Ha

[spring bison]

@rose cape why did you say ~bt

it is wrong

[rose cape]

*you're

[spring bison]

*re'you

[west path]

rn

[rose cape]

whomst'd've

[opal lynx]

Yur’oe

[spring bison]

er'yuo tupids

[rose cape]

sdiput ouy're

[opal lynx]

Your statement is false

[rose cape]

@stiff roost dont go

[stiff roost]

guh

[spring bison]

uyo'e r rvyr sptudi

[rose cape]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw4LWe5OM2s

[hollow garden]

Yes host this

[hollow garden]

I did

[spring bison]

Gorbachev is my best friend

[hollow garden]

And I'm starting to feel sick

[opal lynx]

It has to be later

Unless I get ibis paint

Brb

[hollow garden]

Are you Boris Yeltsin

[spring bison]

I was the leader of the Afghan Socialist Republic

[rose cape]

yore ok

[hollow garden]

Aww

[hollow garden]

I'm okay

yes

uranium is like vitamins

will bow or fish hosta btw

[spring bison]

no

fish lied

and bow is lazy

[opal lynx]

I will host a map war

[rose cape]

fi(sh) li(ed)

[opal lynx]

SHED

[spring bison]

fili

[stiff roost]

fi li

[hollow garden]

Fi li

@stiff roost

[spring bison]

hivemind

[stiff roost]

real

[hollow garden]

do it

no balls

[spring bison]

ck3 mapwars

[opal lynx]

I need to get ibis first

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[opal lynx]

[stiff roost]

For since by man came death, by man came also the resurrection of the dead.
—1 Corinthians 15:21, KJV

[opal lynx]

World map or my custom map

[spring bison]

I demolish the bridges behind me so that there is no other choice but to go forwards

[hollow garden]

Whatever you want

[opal lynx]

You should have gone back and become monke

[hollow garden]

what's the wisdom from this verse bread

[hollow garden]

I will demolish the ones in front of you too

So that you have nothing LeBron

[spring bison]

I am going to send the word send the word over there

[opal lynx]

Time bubble reference

[stiff roost]

No clue but it had smth to do about Jesus

[hollow garden]

I'm glad someone caught it

[stiff roost]

so prob that

[spring bison]

nuclear war is near

[opal lynx]

How could I

[opal lynx]

And your the target

[spring bison]

there is no going back now

[spring bison]

you're*

[hollow garden]

Where will it start

[opal lynx]

Your current status is gay

[hollow garden]

LeBron is indeed attracted to other men

[spring bison]

it will happen when the Ukraine nukes Moscow leading to the formation of the Neo-Seljuk Empire in Crimea

[opal lynx]

I’m waiting for him to correct your to you’re

[hollow garden]

Hello Biden it's zelensky we need 5 billion nuke to bomb Moscow children

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/f16-gif-14036902144968050391

[hollow garden]

He is obsessed with spelling and grammar 😔

[spring bison]

bro

warnable

[hollow garden]

we need to save him wad

[opal lynx]

Who

[spring bison]

this is me rn https://tenor.com/view/f16-gif-14036902144968050391

[opal lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/f16-gif-14036902144968050391

[hollow garden]

Almost like nothing changed at all

[spring bison]

hey biden its me zelensky

[hollow garden]

what do you need zelensky

[spring bison]

give me missile

[opal lynx]

I need 5 billion nukes to bomb Moscow children

[spring bison]

pretty please 🥺

[opal lynx]

Don’t forget the pig who can make a anti matter bomb

For fun

[hollow garden]

I'm reporting you both to the FSB

sorry gang

[opal lynx]

Uh oh

Were cooked

I’m leaking your group chat @hollow garden

[spring bison]

https://media.tenor.com/HGwWkWXhzdMAAAAM/джокер-joker.gif

https://tenor.com/view/joker-sigma-mushroom-gif-7415891857459568428

[opal lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-ia-joker-ai-joker-edit-joker-coringa-ai-gif-12770190812815115009

[spring bison]

im leaking your actions in namibia klez

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-joker-sigma-sigma-male-evil-gif-7864271752574495173

[opal lynx]

Don’t forget the other 14 locations

[hollow garden]

What did I do again

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/smirk-ha-evil-grin-bad-intentions-scheming-gif-14962053

His Majesty Emperor LeBron, First of His Name, by the Grace of God Emperor of the Americas, Grand Admiral of the Royal American Navy, Duke of Wallington, Duke of Manhattan, Duke of Long Island, Count of Orange, Count of O'ahu, Marquis of New Orleans, Baron of Springfield, Baron of Hollywood, Baron of Central Park, Grand Socialite, Protector of Liberty, Northwest Vanguard of Alaska, Avenger of the Boston Tea Party, Terror of Wallington, D.C, Defier of the Sun God, Supreme Representative of God on Earth.

those are all my titles

[opal lynx]

Dead chat

[opal lynx]

Mine is just waddles

Or dom

Or destroyer of multiverses

[hollow garden]

This is generalian propaganda

[spring bison]

über allen

[hollow garden]

The generalians can't exist for 3 seconds in a silent chat without exploding

[opal lynx]

I can explain

I exploded

[spring bison]

Europe should give all their land to Germany so they can make the european union

[west path]

its that apparently bread quit playing qud

which is criminal

[opal lynx]

Dead chat

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[spring bison]

im going to play hoi4 vanilla

[opal lynx]

Dead chat

[spring bison]

For Iran, our glourious nation,
We'll make glourious stories!

Forward! One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four
Go forward for the Homeland!
You cannot live without a Fatherland since
It's life and faith!

[west path]

@rose cape join me

we need to play peak

[rose cape]

wha

[west path]

roblox

[rose cape]

which gam

it better not have skibidi in the name

[hollow garden]

To the path we must seek
For we are not weak!

Our honor drives us everywhere
And so the enemies will go nowhere
Our motherland remain
free
for you are
my pride and mirth!

[spring bison]

During months of darkness,
We were talking about Iran
Remembering Iran, our exhuasted health and flesh
Were distressed

Forward! One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four
Go forward for the Homeland!
You cannot live with

[west path]

erm

[spring bison]

skibidi deez nuts

[west path]

😰

[west path]

how about uhhh

Arcane Odyssey

[rose cape]

sorry i cant

[fallow lark]

The amount of "Shield = Bad" or "shield users are gay" players is funny af, gonna change my name and join the fun

[spring bison]

shields are literally peak medieval warfare

[fallow lark]

Unfortunately I can't fit "Shield Hater = Skill Issue" as a name

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/rome-roman-legion-roma-soldier-legion-gif-13885914

[fallow lark]

Like half the people in ranked hate on shields

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/rome-gif-27699949

[fallow lark]

Which is funny cuz it's a skill issue

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/senātus-populusque-rōmānus-gif-20677299

[fallow lark]

Shields aren't even op

If you get your sword hand cut off you're fucked

And you can just go around the shield

[fallow lark]

The people that complain all try to brute force their way through my shield

[fallow lark]

Actually how's this

[spring bison]

Iran arc is mid

time to end it

[fallow lark]

Slavic LeBron James?

[spring bison]

never

[fallow lark]

Sand lubber

Snow better than sand

[hollow garden]

You can see our mountains high in the sky
you can see the youth of Iran will rise and make it fly!
Remembering Iran, our wars have lead to our enemies death and fetch
of their casualtied

Foward! One,two,three,four
One, two, three, four
Go forward for the Homeland!
You cannot live with

[spring bison]

TRUE HUNGARIAN BORDERS!!
LEARN MORE AT magyartruth.deez

[hollow garden]

This game was fun a bit

I played it with my sibling 10/10

[elder arch]

why can’t i make myself a femboy in this game

[hollow garden]

Don't sad venus

[fallow lark]

Skill issue ig

[hollow garden]

just create a female character

[fallow lark]

Lemme try brb

[hollow garden]

And imagine that's it's a cosplay

[spring bison]

I wish I could post the ukraine songs

but they are warnable

[hollow garden]

@spring bison is cosplaying as a female femboyish

[spring bison]

@marsh lance femboy

[hollow garden]

What are the Ukraine songs

[fallow lark]

Femboy

[spring bison]

fr?

[hollow garden]

ye

[fallow lark]

Anythings a slur if you try hard enough

[spring bison]

I love math

[hollow garden]

perhaps

[spring bison]

math is so good

[hollow garden]

1+3

[fallow lark]

Dirty fucking potato

[spring bison]

I love doing math

[hollow garden]

Very racist

[marsh lance]

OMG HI WOLF

[fallow lark]

Hai

[opal lynx]

MAO WAAARS

[marsh lance]

Unreal

[opal lynx]

Map

[marsh lance]

HELLOSING

[spring bison]

it is true

[marsh lance]

how are yoy

[opal lynx]

@hollow garden MAP WAR

[fallow lark]

Return to girl

[hollow garden]

你这只猕猴有病驴对东亚地缘政治现实和历史的了解，请多了解，否则就闭上你的舌头

[frank latch]

~bt

[hollow garden]

yes

[opal lynx]

Ok

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: 马科有病，你不了解东亚的事实、地理、政治、历史，多读点书或者闭嘴。

[fallow lark]

Face reveal jk

[opal lynx]

People vote, custom map or world map

[marsh lance]

Are you gonna become Ethiopian LeBron James now?

[opal lynx]

Funniest bear:

[elder arch]

Shut up wolf rank

[marsh lance]

How is you Wolf

[marsh lance]

L bully

[elder arch]

🤫🤫🤫 YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO SPEAK

[opal lynx]

Anybody wanna join map war

[spring bison]

I have an idea of what to do in ck3

[frosty drum]

~bt

[fallow lark]

Shut up low rank

[spring bison]

form an indo-aryan-norse culture in ck3

[hardy saffron]

@frosty drum: 🤫🤫🤫 Nothing to complain about.

[fallow lark]

Indo-arya-norse

I'm gonna say the N word

[opal lynx]

No

[fallow lark]

N word version of my name

Aryan

[marsh lance]

NO

[west path]

@hollow garden WHEN CK2

[elder arch]

When is Minecraft 2 coming out, now with assault rifles

[opal lynx]

Star react this

[marsh lance]

L bullying

[fallow lark]

Shut up un-nerd

[west path]

you called an eggnog-like dish tiramisu

you have zero right to speak

[fallow lark]

Jk

Unless

[wheat aspen]

average game room creature

[marsh lance]

You live in gdansk

[fallow lark]

Oh cool

I'm a creature now

[marsh lance]

GENERAL CRITTER SPOTTED

[elder arch]

General critter get outta here

[fallow lark]

A general-er

[wheat aspen]

this must be a declaration of war

[west path]

no

what??????

[elder arch]

We will destroy your kind

[west path]

ive been saying i live in a rural area for eternity

[fallow lark]

Get out of here you dirty generalER

[marsh lance]

SIC EM LADS

[west path]

if you think that gdansk is rural

[elder arch]

KILL

OR BE KILLED

[frosty drum]

Welcome to North Korea Game roomia
Enjoy your stay!

[west path]

retake school from first grade

[elder arch]

MUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[frosty drum]

4 MORE

[wild mason]

👽

[wheat aspen]

why did you delete this

[fallow lark]

Get in the shed

[hollow garden]

@wheat aspen I'm interested

[hollow garden]

Ahmed you must leave this nation

[wild mason]

no thanks

[elder arch]

👽

[wheat aspen]

bro keeps deleting it

😭😭😭

[wild mason]

What nation

[hollow garden]

You are oppressing Kate's freedom of expression

[wheat aspen]

for what purpose

[west path]

seems friendly

[hollow garden]

And abusing your powers

[elder arch]

That wasn’t even a scam it was a joke 👽👽👽

[fallow lark]

We are very friendly

[hollow garden]

As a law officer you should not use your power this way

@west path host

[marsh lance]

LIFT THE COPYPASTA BAN

THIS IS TYRANNY

[west path]

im waiting for fish mw

[elder arch]

Host what

[west path]

this dumbass cat

[frosty drum]

That's a Rabbit

[west path]

murder it

[elder arch]

HOST WHAT

[marsh lance]

What does qevie even host

[elder arch]

HOOST WHAT

[marsh lance]

@brittle gust I’d like to join your ma

Mw

[hollow garden]

Fish lied

[wheat aspen]

Hey 👋 if I bless you with sum money 💴
what r u gonna use the money for?
if u dont mind me
Be honest!!! Dm I need to bless 3 people

[hollow garden]

There is no war session today

[marsh lance]

Look ahmed

[west path]

then i host in 4 big bangs

[wild mason]

@wheat aspen no copypasta ffs
It doesn't even have anything to do with this channel

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance @wheat aspen both of you die

[frosty drum]

War is bad

[wild mason]

@marsh lance

[brittle gust]

It has a total hosting time of 30mins as of now and I host every month, are you ok with the terms?

[marsh lance]

Even a generalian who knows nothing of our culture can understand the copypasta is harmless!

[west path]

pat you fell off

[wheat aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/asuka-strangle-angry-shinji-nge-gif-17208115807464093247

[west path]

you SUCK

[marsh lance]

L what

[hollow garden]

Is this the internal nolt mw

[marsh lance]

Why do you say

[marsh lance]

Erm sure

Do we make characters

[brittle gust]

Yes, but i will do session if I feel generous

[west path]

Because its true

[marsh lance]

Like klez mw

[brittle gust]

If you want,sure

[hollow garden]

What is that

[marsh lance]

Giant L

[brittle gust]

I have nothing against that

[spring bison]

you cant fall off if you never had a peak

[hollow garden]

very halal

[brittle gust]

When is klez mw

[west path]

you can fall off harder though

[marsh lance]

I’ll be a silly princess

Like i am in EVERY MW

[marsh lance]

Lebron you are one to speak

[hollow garden]

I will host a fanfic session

[marsh lance]

You have no peak or fall off

[hollow garden]

session 17

[brittle gust]

If so, you'll have to be a half elf

[marsh lance]

Eternal MID

[brittle gust]

Or atleast part elf

[marsh lance]

Why

[spring bison]

Map of Europe based on my personal biases (if you get offended shut the fuck up🤫 )

[west path]

Annex the 55th state of the U.S, Beeia

[marsh lance]

👽

[hollow garden]

real

[brittle gust]

Cus the imperial family interbreeds with elves

[west path]

Why would you do this to polania

[marsh lance]

Lae Pa Fue will catch he opps

[marsh lance]

Can i just be a Duchess

[brittle gust]

Yes

[hollow garden]

I'm Russian LeBron and I'm offended

[west path]

we done never left the 2nd partition 🙏

[alpine raft]

fellas

[spring bison]

well fuck you

[brittle gust]

I'll send you a map rq

[hollow garden]

Ngl the elvish order should be overthrown

[alpine raft]

i just made the biggest investment in my bannerlord characters lifetime

[hollow garden]

The meirfolk need to rule

[west path]

Lebron im icelandic and im offended

[alpine raft]

he's gonna be happy too

[hollow garden]

What did you do

[alpine raft]

i just married a 19yo

[marsh lance]

Hello biden itis me zelenskyy i need 50,000 rockets and bombs to destroy the Lystchansk factory thanks you

[marsh lance]

WHAT

[hollow garden]

And how old are you

[alpine raft]

26

ingame

[west path]

in bannerlord

[hollow garden]

The 7 year gap is insane

[brittle gust]

@marsh lance

[marsh lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255622159322189935/1258492634008129556/IMG_0055.gif

[west path]

yall cant scroll up at all

[alpine raft]

yup

[marsh lance]

Where am i

[alpine raft]

honestly i just paid her father

[west path]

you do this every ck2 campaign btw but across multiple player characters and its a 30 year gap

[alpine raft]

i did the medieval equivalent of a mail order bride

also

im having a fuckton of money

[hollow garden]

Pat's what's your analysis on the povrosk offensive

As zelensky

[hollow garden]

Nice

[alpine raft]

so whats the topic here

[cunning niche]

I dont get who invaded sho

[hollow garden]

How did you get them

[alpine raft]

caravans

[hollow garden]

CK2 is a bizzare game

[alpine raft]

i threw money at the money problem

i had to get like 15k to start

but after tha

[hollow garden]

Oh you are a trade empire?

[cunning niche]

Best attack position tbh

[marsh lance]

I’m needing more bomps

[alpine raft]

it just pile up

[brittle gust]

Pick somewhere from the orange region to be your personal estate

[alpine raft]

basically that

[marsh lance]

Mf made a whole phalanx 😭

[alpine raft]

im planning on making like 100 million with this

then

[hollow garden]

Niceee you got tabs

[cunning niche]

Im the red btw

[alpine raft]

i make a child

[marsh lance]

This was bananam trying hard to make genetically modified soldiers

[alpine raft]

fully focused on trading

[marsh lance]

I can tell

[rose cape]

nah id win

[spring bison]

map of Africa based on my personal biases

[alpine raft]

futurely play as that character

and buy a country

[marsh lance]

Where is the coldest place in the empire

[hollow garden]

Why is chat so chaotic today

[rose cape]

where is yemen

[marsh lance]

Does it snow in the empire

[hollow garden]

or is it just me

[brittle gust]

In the mountainous regions, yes, but there's orcs there

[marsh lance]

When chat is dead.. they say “gameroom has fallen”
When chat is alive.. they say
“gameroom is brainrot”

[rose cape]

no this is real

[marsh lance]

Put me there

On gang

[alpine raft]

wrong month

wait no

im dumb

[rose cape]

ALIEN

[alpine raft]

thought today was the 9th

[rose cape]

wait

hes right

[alpine raft]

no im not

[rose cape]

wait

no hes not

[spring bison]

twovo copycat

[alpine raft]

yeah

[rose cape]

IM THE ALIEN

[alpine raft]

guys

what faction should i join

im thinking vlandia

shoot dertherth a few times in the head

become king

scam every imperial city we conquer

[hollow garden]

Who is the grey and yellow

[brittle gust]

I am copying Tolkein stfu

[hollow garden]

We should ally

[spring bison]

👽

[hollow garden]

yes

Go for it

[rose cape]

@wild mason

[brittle gust]

Grey is cubic, yellow is blox

[brittle gust]

I literally have orcs in mountains and elves (although they do mingle with humans more) and moria

[alpine raft]

anyways

[spring bison]

Once there was a sovereign Russia;
A great country
With the people strong as a force of nature, Invincible as a tidal wave.

Bud under the pressure of the wild rabble,
In the face of the false ghost of "liberties",
Greater Motherland is gone
The bound people fell apart.

[alpine raft]

what should i do

also

my ingame brother

married a 41 yo thats giant

the dude married that vampire lady

its insane

[hollow garden]

how will you get an heir

[alpine raft]

il make one eventually

[spring bison]

May be cursed by the progeny
The sons who dared to betray
With such a felonous perfidy
Their helpless Mother!

The purple mantle is torn to shreds,
The royal crown is trampled,
And all the powers of the world are looking
At your pitiful end, oh Russia!

[alpine raft]

@hollow garden how many children should i make

[rose cape]

☠️

[hollow garden]

3

@alpine raft ngl you hyped bannerlord for me

how much is it

[alpine raft]

its like 40 bucks

[rose cape]

@balmy epoch is this real

[hollow garden]

Oh damn

I will wait for a discount then

[spring bison]

💀

[hollow garden]

real

[marsh lance]

@brittle gust Make this my estate

[alpine raft]

it might be less cuz ps doesnt do discounting over time

[marsh lance]

So i can be cool goth duchess living on an island

[alpine raft]

cod mw19 is still fucking 70 bucks

[brittle gust]

You will be klez's main competitor, are you okay with that.

[brittle gust]

That's a peninsula

[marsh lance]

Klez loves me!

[marsh lance]

Erm okay sure!

[brittle gust]

But you're trade rivals

[marsh lance]

I fogor

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-joker-sigma-sigma-male-evil-gif-7864271752574495173

[brittle gust]

Enemies to friends??? @hollow garden

[hollow garden]

More than friends

[alpine raft]

@hollow garden if you do get the game marry ira first playthrough she the goat

[marsh lance]

KLEZ WHAT

[brittle gust]

Marry?

[hollow garden]

Yeah you are my enemy pat

[alpine raft]

you can plop her down in a city

[marsh lance]

klez when will you host next session

[hollow garden]

I will DESTROY you

[marsh lance]

I want to learn earthenending

[alpine raft]

and she wins every tournament

[hollow garden]

Ahh soon

[alpine raft]

she has insane perks

[marsh lance]

SOP IT

[brittle gust]

Ngl you guys doing marriage alliance will be unstoppable

[marsh lance]

SOP

[alpine raft]

what

[marsh lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1266912710000377958/20240509_224948.gif

[brittle gust]

In the MW

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance let's form a Spain

[alpine raft]

personal union vibes

[hollow garden]

In the empire

[marsh lance]

Klez fuck the mw lets get married NOW

[hollow garden]

Alr

[brittle gust]

Real

[hollow garden]

I'm currently looking at the wiki

[brittle gust]

Who is she

Who is ira

Tell me NOW

[hollow garden]

can I be the wife

[alpine raft]

its like these dudes be predators

my 18 yo sister

[hollow garden]

Idk ask Nek 👽

[spring bison]

the fall off is insane

[alpine raft]

just got an offer by a 33 yo sturgian mf

[alpine raft]

she the queen's daughter

[spring bison]

from great power to not being able to defeat a corrupt, stuck in the cold war and a relatively agrarian country

[marsh lance]

Klez

My oc is a woman

Duchess Furiette 👽

Wait

Why is every character in my mw’s woman

[hollow garden]

The northern empire seems based

[marsh lance]

My queen in wolfistan and bowistan is a woman

[spring bison]

I should have been the Tsar of Russia instead of nikolai

[spring bison]

you're a femboy

[alpine raft]

its a shithole

[marsh lance]

No i just like women more lol

[alpine raft]

lucon dies within 4 years

[spring bison]

I like women more yet I dont play as a woman in every game

[marsh lance]

My character in klez mw is a woman

[spring bison]

lmao

[alpine raft]

he dies faster than anything in the world

[hollow garden]

Huh

[marsh lance]

Unreal

[alpine raft]

after he dies

[hollow garden]

so what happens to it after

[marsh lance]

My next leader in Bowistan will be a guy garuantee

[alpine raft]

it becomes ruled by a random mf

it usually colapses due to

having vlandians on the left

[hollow garden]

ah

I like the senate tho

[alpine raft]

khuzaits in the right

and 2 very bloodthirsty imperial factions to the south

[hollow garden]

Don't they border strugia and battania?

Or do the vladians usually conquer them

[hollow garden]

okay yeah they seem cooked

[alpine raft]

the vlandians beat the shit out of battania

[brittle gust]

Vlandians seem based ngl

They're the res ones right?

[alpine raft]

red yes

[west path]

@vital latch waker up i need to see your rimworld colony

[brittle gust]

Goated

[alpine raft]

their king is a vibe

[hollow garden]

Damn I'm a hater

[brittle gust]

Me and my boys lov the vlandians

[rose cape]

just realized this

[spring bison]

Map of Russia if I was the Tsar frfr

[hollow garden]

is LeBron becoming the second skillerz

[spring bison]

no

[hollow garden]

Also how would you get Korea

[spring bison]

by murdering Japan

[brittle gust]

Impossible

It's a canon event

[spring bison]

possible*

[alpine raft]

battania is honestly the best faction

they have good archers

good weapons

they are weak asf but otherwise pretty cool

i personally hate the khuzaits

[elder arch]

Thats not a real nation

[alpine raft]

and the aserai too

[elder arch]

what is bro yammering about

[alpine raft]

you right

cuz its not a nation

its a faction

[brittle gust]

🤯

[hollow garden]

But wouldn't you get immediately murked by the vladians

[alpine raft]

yes thats the problem

[brittle gust]

Simple solution

[alpine raft]

not immediately

[brittle gust]

Work for vlandians

And conquer da world

[alpine raft]

i did that last playthrough

i just couldnt get to the literal cannonical limits of the old empire

i couldnt get to the aserai lands

due to it being an army devouring waste of desert

or the khuzait lands

due to them just not dying

[hollow garden]

@alpine raft what's your current map

I think I understand the basic lore now

[alpine raft]

a mess

theres multiple enclaves

like a city in the middle of the western empire

is owned by vlandia

[rose cape]

933.3192

[alpine raft]

a city in sturgia is owned by western empire

with inbetween the fucking norhtern empire

the khuzaits are being held back

[rose cape]

chat can we make this 1000?

[hollow garden]

Did the southern empire lose

[hollow garden]

yes

[alpine raft]

they are kinda getting their ass beat in some wars

they could comeback

[rose cape]

3475.304 this year

[alpine raft]

this game im just gonna be an independent faction

im gonna make millions

maybe take over a few rebel cities

maybe declare a kingdom

[spring bison]

can you form an islamic republic in bannerlord

and Jihad your way to world conquest

[alpine raft]

theres no religions

[spring bison]

L

[hollow garden]

hmm

[spring bison]

L

[alpine raft]

but there is a desert nation

[spring bison]

TRASH GAME

[hollow garden]

be silly nek

[alpine raft]

theres a sultanate

[hollow garden]

@alpine raft say is succession in the empire agnatic

[alpine raft]

agnatic what

what is that

[hollow garden]

Male exclusive

[alpine raft]

no

[hollow garden]

Because the civil war happened

[alpine raft]

you see

[hollow garden]

After the death of that emepror

[alpine raft]

yeah

[hollow garden]

Even though there is a girl heir

[alpine raft]

you missunderstand

there was no heir shit

the emperors were elected by senate

rhagae bullshitted her way into being queen

garios

[hollow garden]

Wait so Rhagaea is lying

[alpine raft]

convinced the army to join him

[hollow garden]

I'm staning the senate

[alpine raft]

thats the northern empire

lucons whole shtick is "elect the emperor"

[spring bison]

should I play ck3 gang

[alpine raft]

"power to the senate"

wait

hold up

how the fuck did the vlandians make it to poros

[spring bison]

should I play ck3 or do my mod

[hollow garden]

Yes

[alpine raft]

i have 7 fucking caravans and not in my whole wisdom

did i think that they could make it to poros

[hollow garden]

Wait so why didn't he take over then 👽

T

[alpine raft]

its the 1000s

the army wasnt exactly centralised

also

the army all fucking died a few years prior

[hollow garden]

Ah damn

[hollow garden]

Wait this is a prequel right

[alpine raft]

yeah

[hollow garden]

Who canonically wins

[alpine raft]

nobody

they all fucking die

[hollow garden]

nobody?

insane

[alpine raft]

the aserai and khuzait get the best option

they get fucking couped

all nations in warband are descendants of nations in bannerlord

really id say the khuzaits got the best of it

they got couped but

its a lil better than the empire

they just straight up got butchered

literally not even descendants

[hollow garden]

I hate the khuzaits

Fuck them

And the aserai

They both conspired against the empire

At least the vladians are honorable

[alpine raft]

wdym

[west path]

@spring bison Lebron i have sinned i dont like oxygen not included

[hollow garden]

I do not mean anything it's just the vibe I got

[alpine raft]

all the nations are snakes

all of them

but

[west path]

@hollow garden ck2

[alpine raft]

they basically arent at war

[west path]

holy is that cosmic

[alpine raft]

they just throw people at each other

never execute each other

and hate you if you execute anyone

[vital latch]

i played a few hours but next time i play probably going to restart
also I downloaded a mod that lets me customize my settlers since that sounded fun

[west path]

noo

dont use prepare carefully..............

[vital latch]

whar why not

[west path]

not as a newbie

youll buff your starting colonists too much

[vital latch]

how am I going to ensure i have a psycopath without it

[vital latch]

I like playing games on easy mode anyways since im a loser

[west path]

ok thats cringe

[vital latch]

if playing a game on easy mode is still challenging enough to not be boring it helps me maintain the calm state of mind that I am usually in

[west path]

but

rimworld is a story generator

the somewhat hard difficulty creates conflict

and conflict creates stories

[vital latch]

felt like a colony sim to me

[west path]

it calls itself a story generator (yeah its a colony sim)

[vital latch]

also im shit enough at the game still for conflict to still happen

[west path]

but youre gonna get your most silly stories as a newbie since youll be essentially having authentic lack of experience

[vital latch]

cux again

I suck

[west path]

@vital latch when we playing this peak 🗣️

[frosty drum]

It says the forbidden Text

[west path]

yapper

[frosty drum]

Yapper

[west path]

then stop

stop being bad

[rose cape]

@vital latch play long road

[west path]

TRUE

WE SHOULD PLAY LONG ROAD WITH COSMIC

[rose cape]

i tried with kleznam but the game is not good on mobile

[west path]

actually i prolly cant play

because my internet is weighed down due to my sister inviting a friend of hers

[rose cape]

grr

[rose cape]

shouldnt they be off the internet

[west path]

Read

'probably'

[rose cape]

but why would your sister inviting her friend over weigh down the internet 👽

[west path]

they have phones you stupi

my internet gets like

[rose cape]

they surely are not using their phones alot during social interaction

with each other

[west path]

10x worse

the second anybody logs into any device

[vital latch]

deadass this game sucks

[west path]

yeah ok bro

it has skibidi toilet in it

[vital latch]

grg but bad

[west path]

we should play

[west path]

grg is a standard game bordr is a clanning game

[west path]

@vital latch hop on

[vital latch]

deepwoken from wish

[west path]

OK BRO

STRAIGHT UP I AM NOT ACCEPTING THAT

PILGRAMMED IS NOT DEEPWOKEN FROM WISH DIE

@vital latch Cosmic, game room pariah

[vital latch]

im innocent

[west path]

youre a pariah lil bro

no pariah is innocent

@vital latch i found peak

[frosty drum]

Five nights at fred-

[west path]

blocked + cursed for 5 generations + corpse soon to be used in shamanic rituals

[frosty drum]

Jokes on you.
I'm already Dead

[west path]

no shit sherlock why do you think that i specified corpse

[marsh lance]

What the shitma

[west path]

its peak ong

[frosty drum]

I'm an Angel 😇
Frfrfr
Violence is not the answer

[marsh lance]

Ok we can play

[west path]

no

you calling eggnog tiramisu made me unfriend you on discord and on roblox

[marsh lance]

GdvdbtntvezexrctWwxerzwxetcrvtvyctxrbsrxtcnerkkrhdevwve

[west path]

🖕

[marsh lance]

Get real

@west path what the fuck bro 😭 you couldn’t have been that mad

Add me back gang

[west path]

you insulted cooks all around the world

[west path]

no

[marsh lance]

Naur

Sop it

Sop it

[west path]

you are a living insult to meal preparation

[west path]

and

the culinary arts

you are a slight against chefs worldwide

[marsh lance]

I LOVE pierogi and all polish cooking

[west path]

fucker

die

you dont even know what country the dish you cricitized came from

[marsh lance]

😭

[west path]

🖕

[marsh lance]

Italy??

[west path]

🤯

[marsh lance]

It was not a critique

[west path]

You will suffer a thousand deaths

[marsh lance]

It literally just looked that way

[vital latch]

better then cart ride into pregnent hyenas

[marsh lance]

I KNEW IT WAS EGGNOGG

[marsh lance]

cosmic

[west path]

you dont even know how proper tiramisu looks like

[marsh lance]

You have to help me out here

[west path]

i have eaten tiramisu

tf did u eat

the dollar store version?

You are

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/tiramisu-dessert-food-gif-26390760

[west path]

the embodiment of insolence

ignorance

[marsh lance]

Evil Qevie

[west path]

and alike

i would compare you to the most vile of beings present in the universe

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-hot-chocolate-enesbatur-ruhi-gif-17038082499507565267

[marsh lance]

American dollar store does not sell tiramisu

[west path]

not how that dish looked like

[marsh lance]

It looked like cocoa powder on the top

Show it again

Blo

Alright buddy

Just refriend me when we gather the gang to play roblox again 👽 i know your trolling

[west path]

you have blindness

[west path]

Cocoa powder doesnt mean that its tiramisu

thats like saying Crème Brulee is tiramisu because they occassionally top it with Cocoa

[west path]

no my internets tweaking tf out

[marsh lance]

Unreal

You are tweaking out to qevus

[west path]

im not

you should genuinely perish

leave my sight

[marsh lance]

Evil

[west path]

the block button aint enough i want this mf dead

[frosty drum]

What did they do

[west path]

called eggnog tiramisu

even saying that makes me nauseous

🤢

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[west path]

@vital latch is vro playing rimworld or r u hopping on peak

[spring bison]

@marsh lance alien

[frosty drum]

Eggnog is an S tier Holiday Thing

[marsh lance]

Why

[marsh lance]

Qevie i did not mean that shit on my life

Beo is starting to actually convince me

[spring bison]

👽

[frosty drum]

Yeah I tried

Anyways

[marsh lance]

There isn’t anything to explain gang

I think qevie might have.. taken the evil jonkler cart

[spring bison]

the new nikocado avocado video

[west path]

lie

[frosty drum]

Top 10 videos that baffle scientists

[west path]

@vital latch JOINA

WE'RE PLAYING PEAK

[marsh lance]

Evil

Wish i could play PEAK rn..

[frosty drum]

Hoi4

[spring bison]

cs is city skylines

[frosty drum]

Nvm city skylines I'm voting for that

[vital latch]

"I'm not going to sugarcoat it—there are Salmonids everywhere. Just stay focused on the task at hand, and you'll get through. I hope you had your coffee..." - mr grizz

[west path]

stop

play rimworld or peak instead

[eager rampart]

damn not cs2 cuh？

[marsh lance]

Cosmic is standing up to QEVILS tyranny..

[vital latch]

we're raging war against the salmonids

[frosty drum]

@eager rampart vote Hou4 instead

[vital latch]

800mil golden eggs in 18 hours they're burnt

[opal lynx]

Who wanna play map wars

[eager rampart]

true

play tno ong

[spring bison]

tno deez nuts

[eager rampart]

played tno mexico update yet？

crazy shi

[spring bison]

its boring af

[eager rampart]

naur

[opal lynx]

Guys

Who wants to play map wars

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[spring bison]

fascism

[vital latch]

pink glopsuit unlocked we're so up

[spring bison]

@cunning niche wtf did you do

[opal lynx]

@pale minnow

[balmy epoch]

it was his old warns

being added back to a new account

[spring bison]

shoudnt bro be banned

[pale minnow]

?

[spring bison]

4 warns is ban

[pale minnow]

What do you want

[balmy epoch]

it’s 5

[opal lynx]

This

[pale minnow]

5

[frosty drum]

5

[opal lynx]

Do warns expire

[pale minnow]

What about it

[pale minnow]

Yes

[spring bison]

the dictator rule is so stupid

[pale minnow]

Not really

[opal lynx]

What rule

[spring bison]

yes really

[pale minnow]

The warning itself was stupid

But the rule is fine

[frosty drum]

Is it possible to be banned permanently or is it just 1 year maximum

[pale minnow]

Which is why it was removed

[frosty drum]

Stupid question ik

[pale minnow]

Yes

[spring bison]

the rule is bs

[marsh lance]

Heallo gandolf

[marsh lance]

True