🌋worldbox-chat

[kind shuttle]

😭

[split lance]

Oh shi

[whole lance]

do mobile players think spamming eggs is tuff 💔

[tidal prawn]

@haughty folio Explaination: I'm an Indian too

[coarse dirge]

@haughty folio what do you think about that ??

[final galleon]

tuff???

[real pilot]

I may have sentenced a man to death

[coarse dirge]

Separate mobile channel

[haughty folio]

Maybe, I'll think

[kind shuttle]

Nah I don’t think so

[round vortex]

Why have I been pinged

[tidal prawn]

Seperate Mobile Channel for Mobile players would be nice.

[coarse dirge]

Thats the only right thing to do, beta users be spoiling

[real pilot]

You were spamming reactions

[minor flume]

#💰worldbox-casino exist guys

[round vortex]

Me?

[real pilot]

Was it bot you?

[real pilot]

Mb bro diffrent egg

[round vortex]

No, someone was just spamming egg

[tidal prawn]

Why do people spam egg?

[real pilot]

No someone named “the egg” was spamming laughing reactions

[minor flume]

eggveryone don't know

[tidal prawn]

*eggryone

[haughty folio]

https://tenor.com/view/low-intelligence-specimen-cat-funny-caption-meme-gif-26085887

[kind shuttle]

They got like a lore in it

[coarse dirge]

Ujjwal did you think about it?

[tidal prawn]

No one knows. It's a ritual

[minor flume]

[coarse dirge]

Oh captain my captain

[tidal prawn]

@haughty folio what's the answer?

[haughty folio]

https://tenor.com/view/worldbox-egg-mastef-maxim-hugo-gif-27683747

[kind shuttle]

🪳

[haughty folio]

Thinking

[real pilot]

No copy pasta

[real pilot]

This one is broken specifically here

[kind shuttle]

Swear yall having fun

[coarse dirge]

Nothing to think about, we are being spoiled about the update. You are the last line of defense whom we can reach out to

[hexed bone]

update getting kinda boring now after a gazillion games

[whole lance]

[plain seal]

Find it funny that yall can say mobile complains, but yall got a beta lol, if the roles were reversed we'd be the ones making fun of yall 😂

[kind shuttle]

Probably

[final galleon]

Most likely

[coarse dirge]

I thought mods are bad but admins do more bad job too

[whole pawn]

How this sjt can be spawned to 140k

[whole lance]

i wish there was a way to make units literally invincible and unable to take any damage

[kind shuttle]

All of them are bad

[haughty folio]

#🌋mobile-worldbox-chat

[coarse dirge]

Thank you oh captain

[upper canopy]

@haughty folio did you just move worldbox chat to announcements

wait now its moved back

[haughty folio]

Holy shit moving channels on mobile so fuckin hard

[upper canopy]

lmao

[marble fractal]

🤦🏿‍♂️

[real pilot]

Is egg spam allowed there or should i still hold the egg zealots to death?

[haughty folio]

No egg spam

At least not excessive

[real pilot]

Hmmmm

[plain seal]

Are you challenging the power of the EGG?

[eager oak]

etadpu nehw¿

[gilded sequoia]

🥚

[nimble garden]

[sterile plinth]

🍳

[desert folio]

Update

🥚

[frosty viper]

New challenge: no shower until update day comes

[final galleon]

If you're asking when or where is the Update
as an Egg I don't know when the update would happen but as long as we trust the developers it would happen

[desert folio]

Don't stink up the place

[frosty viper]

I will if the update doesn't release soon

[desert folio]

I'm waiting

[marble fractal]

I have exams next week

[plain seal]

[golden kiln]

so mobile is literally boring because can i build custom buildings and give traits or give them like armor and stuff

[sterile plinth]

🍳

[marble fractal]

Can you do that on PC without mods

[drifting prism]

What’s the explosion emoji mean?

[golden kiln]

idk sista

[quick river]

They done segregated mobile and PC players #🌋mobile-worldbox-chat 😭🙏

[cursive charm]

Can't really build custom buildings on both versions but you can give them weapons and armor on the beta PC version for now (traits should also be alr out on both versions if I get what you're saying)

[old lintel]

Yall think the modding community will be revived once mobile update comes out

[marble fractal]

Wtf
Who even are you

[fringe warren]

Well we could say it's for those who worship the egg cult

Or absurdities

[marble fractal]

Hey, I don't worship the egg cult. Some of us on there are just chill guys

[fringe warren]

Yes I think so

[marble fractal]

Which I'm in favor of

Hehe

[cursive charm]

Probably

[fringe warren]

Ok I saw wrong then

But where is I can't see it

Ah all above

Near kitchen ketchup

[full yarrow]

Anybody worship the Panacult?

The crusade?

Any crusaders here?

No you just wanna cook the egg

[fringe warren]

Yeah there on a rock with 90 degrees you can cook perfectly

[quiet umbra]

oh

[warm sorrel]

Maxim eggs have already hatched

[charred hill]

Hello, I'm looking to return to the game. I was wondering if we have a building-placing mod compatible with the current version?
I previously used PowerBox I think it's called, and it stopped working with a game update. Feel free to tag me in reply, thanks.

[waxen hull]

I mean rn is dead cause a lot of the basic mods dont even work

For example mods that addef races or tech used the previous culture tech tree

But its not in game rn

[broken gust]

its cuz i think the beta doesnt have mod support but when it officially releases the problem will be solved

[plain seal]

Did someone say EGG

[waxen breach]

NO

Please... not again

[plain seal]

Rev dude we still gping strong no sleep till the update? Lol

[broken gust]

Lmao i woke up not long ago

[plain seal]

😂😂 aye lol

[broken gust]

https://tenor.com/view/worldbox-egg-mastef-maxim-hugo-gif-27683747

[plain seal]

I will bring about the eggolution for all of us! Eggnarok is upon us! Eggitar will destroy what we know and love 😂

[rugged oyster]

Waiting for this update is boring, I need someone to suggest other games to me

Something similar

[plain seal]

Wot blitz, delta force, bit life, mincecraft bedrock etc

[rugged oyster]

Thank you gang

[waxen breach]

Im so bored waiting for the update im talking in this server

[plain seal]

🫡

[waxen breach]

also partly because im trying to level up from butterfly

[plain seal]

March on soldier

[gilded epoch]

Mobile games or games in general

Because ik alot of good games not so much Mobile tho

[waxen breach]

theotown is good

[gilded epoch]

I played it, I liked it but not enough to do

Plus my phone is slow asf on it

Slow on World box to but not unplayable Slow

[plain seal]

Are you on ios or android?

[gilded epoch]

Android

My phones older

Dats why

It ain't because Of World box

It's due to my phones old, still runs great tho besides that

My old phone runs better than my mother's new 1

[plain seal]

Noice, buying a newer phone is overated anywaya, I have a list of games my a15 can run

[waxen hull]

Best city builder on mobile

[full yarrow]

Bro when is the update dropping

[gilded epoch]

2045

[waxen hull]

Turns out all it takes to make a good city builder is to make a good dam game and not just a microtransaction hub disguised as one

[gilded epoch]

Or 2077

1 of the 2

[plain seal]

Children or morta, kingdom of two crowns, car company, They are coming (this ones fun an older devices) plague inc, fallout shelter

[gilded epoch]

Plague inc good game

Definitely if you have the add ons

The add ons are fun

I got em

[plain seal]

Fs fs yknow where it at 💯

[waxen breach]

real

i have it on pc as well

[gilded epoch]

When the update comes i plan on using my Laptop to play it

Less buggy i think

Slow I mean mostly

[plain seal]

Have yall seen how optimized delta force is? Can run on med settings on a device that I paid 98 bucks for at walmart lol insane

[dry narwhal]

my worldbox wont update to the latest version

idk how to update it

[gilded epoch]

Welcome to the world of Mobile

We can't update either

We don't have the update

[dry narwhal]

im on steam

it literally wont

[gilded epoch]

Maybe steam is telling you

Get mobile treatment

Feel what mobile players feel

[plain seal]

😂 hey now play nice lol

[gilded epoch]

I'm joking lol

[plain seal]

Ik man, I raige bait during that day too when tbe egg-people get online lmao

[dry narwhal]

do yall know why it wont i disabled all of my mods turned off experimental mode

[gilded epoch]

Idk anything about steam tbh

Never had a PC

So never really used steam

[plain seal]

Don have steam sorry buddy

[dry narwhal]

ill ask the other chat thanks tho fr

[plain seal]

I only develop on android

[gilded epoch]

More of a console player Xbox and PS

World Box on console would hit hard

[woeful nexus]

Can I tell you guys something that came in this update that I’ve actually wanted

[plain seal]

Oh hell yeah, I managed to gwt world box mobile running on my chromebook, still working on fixing the portrait mode tho, consoles are a hit w the right type of smoke fs

[split lance]

When shall gods give us what we need

[gilded epoch]

Gotta get fixed to

I use a Chromebook

That's my Laptop

[plain seal]

Same 😂

[waxen hull]

The egg people, when tf did the humpty dumpty people become real

?

[plain seal]

I really don't see a point in buying new devices when a new one comes out every year lol, if I want a pc I'll just build one ya know

[waxen hull]

You have to sacrife a child on top a mountain

[gilded epoch]

I feel like you 1 of the egg people.

[plain seal]

This guy lol 😂 on the dl tho..are you..one of..them?

[waxen hull]

What

[gilded epoch]

I don't usually buy new devices except consoles due to newer games only working on their

[waxen hull]

Is this like the reptilian conspiracies?

Sorry but i dont secretly control the worlds gouverments

[gilded epoch]

No no

That's Greg

Greg controls the world government

[plain seal]

Oh you'll know an egg person if you stick around lol, prob meet a few crusader along the way, I feel that I do miss nfs heat had a few world records on there

[gilded epoch]

Not The egg people

[balmy star]

i wish they added better diplomacy system

[coarse arch]

If you keep talking about eggs I shall permanently ban you

[plain seal]

🤨

[gilded epoch]

Greg will unban me

Greg is dat guy

[plain seal]

I just found a chill community and yall finna ban me? Ain't that sum

[gilded epoch]

That's discord for ya

[sweet blade]

This update ain’t ever dropping

[gilded epoch]

2045

Or 2077

Greg said

So just 20 years

[plain seal]

I challenge you to a dual of wits lol

[sweet blade]

Another week and I’m throwing in the towel

[gilded epoch]

Who?

[sweet blade]

Maxim better pray his address never gets leaked

[plain seal]

Jus stay patient broski, he's porting the game it takes a min

[gilded epoch]

It takes time

[plain scarab]

Ironically, I had more fun playing worldbox without premium, than using premium trait editor perk

[gilded epoch]

It ain't just a snap of the finger

[plain seal]

Mounted explosion lol

[gilded epoch]

Only issue is he said it's on the last stretch or something

And it's been days

Should of waited to say that

[sweet blade]

Didn’t he say the update was 85% complete last summer 💀

[plain seal]

Prob a few issues from linux to android, they are based upon similar systems but aren't exactly, prob just a few minor setbacks and ui fixes

[waxen hull]

The update was complete

[ancient moss]

You’re not serious about this are you? Just be patient lol

[waxen hull]

Porting it do mobile thi

I can see how that was a pain the ass

[sweet blade]

Bro just kept adding

[ancient moss]

The update wasn’t really finished

[plain seal]

Exactly lol

[ancient moss]

It was a beta for a reason

[plain seal]

Porting isn't easy

[waxen hull]

We havent had any changes to the beta since april

[ancient moss]

Oh I thought you meant on launch lol

[sweet blade]

Nah I’m fr

[plain seal]

The thing is what most people don't realize is tbe beta is just that, a beta, the released nd polished game might have slightly different or even more stuff that what we saw during the beta, dude might be adding sum beta didn't even get

[ancient moss]

Was about to say

[gilded epoch]

Exactly

[waxen hull]

Maybe, but at this point i thimk they put their focus into moblie

[sweet blade]

He can add it after he just needs to actually drop a update, the game hasn’t had an official update in almost 3 years

[gilded epoch]

I mean obviously because Mobile needs it

[waxen hull]

Need i remind that there was a mobile beta

[ancient moss]

Though there’s always a possibility that it does release in the exact same state as it is now

[gilded epoch]

Closed Beta not open beta tho

[waxen hull]

And the fact that its taken so long likely means they ran into big issues

[waxen hull]

Mf if they drop the update mobile players would be raging when their games didnt even load

Or crashed after 5 seconds of gameplay

[ancient moss]

I mean we can’t really know for sure without the devs saying anything! Or anyone part of the process lol

[sweet blade]

That’s their problem my iPhone strong enough

[waxen hull]

Not just performance

[ancient moss]

Yeah I’d rather the update launch in a polished state on both pc and mobile!

[sweet blade]

I can run worlds with 20K people in them, not my fault people got iPhone 10s in 2025

[plain seal]

Just be patient, I have a feeling theres more to it but we'll see, and fs, also gotta equate software and hardware differences accross multiple platforms

[waxen hull]

There are this things called bugs and glitches

That can also crash the game

[sweet blade]

We’ve been patient for 3 years bro

[waxen hull]

Not just performance mr iphone

[formal tree]

<t:1749268800:F> or <t:1749268800:R>
(Timezone automatically adjusted to yours)

[sweet blade]

It gets to a point on the patience thing

[ancient moss]

Just play other games while you wait lmao

[gilded epoch]

And we can keep waiting

It ain't dat bad

[plain seal]

I don't think anyone would feel this way if there was a lil bit more communication between the developers and us

[sweet blade]

I think Maxim was over ambitious with this update, he should’ve done what he was doing before with smaller updates more frequently, if we gotta wait 5 years for the next update after this one I’m gonna lose it

[ancient moss]

I don’t blame them for the update taking this long. They’re a small indie group afterall

[gilded epoch]

Only reason it's feeling even longer for you is because you're having your mind obsesse over the update

Which is making you always think about it

[sweet blade]

💯

[gilded epoch]

Watch TV shows or movies play a different game until the update

Simple

[ancient moss]

This is probably partially why they don’t talk a whole lot about it!

You get a bunch of hyped people who come in and are like

[plain seal]

I agree, maybe updates alone the way but this isnt a normal update tho, this is an Ai integrated Ui, an entire rework of the game

[ancient moss]

“Omg the update fr will release TOMORROW”

[sweet blade]

I check in maybe once a week, I’ve been invested in the game since it’s release, going from annual updates to one update every 3 years is an absurd change of pace

[ancient moss]

Like 5-10 people see that

[waxen hull]

I will give you that

[ancient moss]

And then when the next day hits

[vast venture]

hola

[ancient moss]

They’re all grumpy

[waxen hull]

Thats allways the biggest issue

[gilded epoch]

I've got used to it

And never believe it

[waxen hull]

E w, dont speak spanish here, mfs are racists and dont like that

[vast venture]

okay my fault, didnt know that

[ancient moss]

It never was an issue for me but I see it happening even now lol

[plain seal]

Ight yall gotta hit the gym, hold down the fort, if yall have questions they do answer emails just fyi

[waxen hull]

When i tried a while back i was told it was against the server rules lol

[ancient moss]

They do? Cool I guess!

[plain seal]

What 😂 its legit on the website lol

[waxen hull]

Pretty sure the dev team learned their lesson, not sure if you knew this but 3 years working the same sht gets boring and exausting to

[plain seal]

Im suprised I haven't been banned yet then

[ancient moss]

I saw the newsletter but not anything about that! Suppose it makes sense

[sweet blade]

They damn well should 😂

[plain scarab]

Whats the point of the bioluminescence subspecies trait if there's already a lantern trait?

[rich garden]

Subspecies-wide trait vs individual trait

[ancient moss]

To be fair to em this is probably going to be one of our more in depth updates by far

[rich garden]

Tbh I find this update situation relatable

[ancient moss]

It seems like they added quite a few new systems

Which allow for wayyyyy more customization of your worlds

[waxen hull]

It is, it pretty much was a whole revamp of the game

[plain scarab]

oh well alright then

[gilded epoch]

This update adds alot so it's taking awhile

Which makes sense

[rich garden]

Having an idea, then seeing the connections it can have and not being able to resist, then biting off more than I can chew

[ancient moss]

I’m fine waiting this long so long as the update brings a good bit to the table like this one does!

[rich garden]

Literally all the new and updated systems brought by the update are intertwined

[sweet blade]

How long is too long though? What if it’s another month or another 6 months, when does it get to a point where it’s taking an unreasonable amount of time

[gilded epoch]

Than we wait

Life keeps moving

Life doesn't stop because of a world box update

[clear acorn]

I mean it's only like 1-3 ppl fixing bugs too

Bug fixing takes long too

[gilded epoch]

Just watch TV shows or shi there's alot to do until the update

Go to the Gym etc

[ancient moss]

Do you chores too

[waxen hull]

Thats the big reason why it wasnt small updates like some have said, everything here is interconected somehow

[rich garden]

This is why you obsessively follow multiple cool indie projects with tiny dev teams

[sweet blade]

I don’t think we should normalize extreme wait times when majority of us have invested financially in this game and in its growth

[marble yew]

I've been enjoyig the beta quite a bit. Well worth the wait to me. The sim is much more realistic with a multitude of adjustable variables. If I was I making a game I would make it howI wanted, not how everyone else wanted. Idc about the money lol

[clear acorn]

real talk

[ancient moss]

No worldbox before the dishes afterall

[gilded epoch]

I spent money and I would rather prefer they take their time so it's perfect

[waxen hull]

" invested " just say you bought it

This isnt a cryptocurency lol

[sweet blade]

It’s almost like an investment is a purchase

[rich garden]

Dude I put more time than money into this game by far, lol

[soft totem]

Crypto is not the only way to invest

[gilded epoch]

It's the most popular atm

[waxen hull]

I wouldnt call buying a game a large invesment

[ancient moss]

IOS worldbox doesn’t cost even that much does it?

[gilded epoch]

So it's probably what came to mind

[waxen hull]

Specialy this one, its not even the price of a AAA

Wich now are 80+ dolars

[ancient moss]

Like I think it was like 4-5 Bucks for a game that’s given me hundreds of hours of gameplay

[gilded epoch]

Specifically when it was only 7 dollars for premium on mobile

[soft totem]

I don't believe they mentioned a large investment

[sweet blade]

I see what you mean, however from my perspective I’ve been following this game since launch and I got used to updates every 8-12 months and this change of pace changes a lot. I haven’t touched the game in months and when I do play it I get sick of the same old mechanics that are 3 years old.

[clear acorn]

Not at all
Even android too

[rich garden]

I technically understand this, but like... games get finished at some point

[soft totem]

Still does not mean it's the only method. Lots of people still don't like watching their money transform into an imaginary, ever changing number

[rich garden]

Then why do they invest in anything?

[soft totem]

Because investments can still pay off, crypto currency or otherwise

[sweet blade]

I agree, but I think it would’ve been a wiser decision for the devs to continue the path of gradual improvements over a manageable timeframe than extreme improvements that take years and years to push out

[ancient moss]

Yeah and like it’s often the case where you’ll eventually get bored of any game

[gilded epoch]

I been here waiting the whole time to the whole 2 years and even a bit longer. I was mad about the update taking forever but my perspective changed would rather not have many bugs and glitchs so I'll wait gladly

[rich garden]

Either way its an imaginary, ever-changing number

[ancient moss]

my advice is when you’re bored of Worldbox just play any other game! It’s not the only sandbox out there afterall

[clear acorn]

Ppl mix investing with gambling

[soft totem]

Think of it like gambling. Your odds of winning are certainly higher at certain tables, machines, etc

[rich garden]

I mean, I think thats the plan at this point, lol. I'd bet a lot of work was putting into making future updating easier and quicker

[soft totem]

Odds of winning blackjack are drastically higher than winning slots

[rich garden]

Still imaginary numbers

[sweet blade]

I truly hope so, but just in case I won’t get my hopes up

[soft totem]

Not if you invest real, physical money

[rich garden]

Still imaginary numbers, my guy

Always was

[sweet blade]

That’s the tragedy of it for me, I love this game, it’s unique in its own right entirely, seeing it gradually evolve and get a larger player base over the updates was amazing but now it feels like everything has been paused

[soft totem]

Whatever you say chief. It's difficult to argue with an intelligent person, but its downright impossible to communicate with an idiot.

[clear acorn]

yo chill

lmfao

[rich garden]

Very funny you say that because youre completely missing my point

[sweet blade]

We got Confucius over here

[nimble garden]

[rich garden]

Money, gambling, investing, crypto, its the same thing in the end

[sweet blade]

syfm 🗣️

[waxen hull]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-typing-that-writing-donald-trump-aura-gif-1935743995257890559

[nimble garden]

At least gambling means I get to play Rummy

[amber wedge]

why the fuck is everyone talking about that message

it actually made sense

[gilded epoch]

Gambling and investing a bit different

Gambling is at the moment

Investing you gotta wait

Sure you gambling kinda

[rich garden]

Long term gambling

[gilded epoch]

But it's a bit different than just normal gambling

[clear acorn]

it was so unexpected, especially coming from a worldbox server

[amber wedge]

fair

but they were arguing

[clear acorn]

And this isn't worldbox chat anymore atp

[gilded epoch]

Actually yeah

We should go to #🌎general

[ancient moss]

I totally get it myself there! An example of a game like that for me would be planetside 2. There’s a lot of similar games but none that really scratch the same itch it does’

[rich garden]

Also he ended up being an example of what he was talking about

[sweet blade]

Update anticipation and gambling chat

[kind shuttle]

General weird

[gilded epoch]

That's why I stay out of it

[kind shuttle]

Like people talking about the gay flag 24/7

[gilded epoch]

But sometimes gotta do what you gotta do

[amber wedge]

he was listening but not understanding what you said

[gilded epoch]

I don't even look in general

[amber wedge]

yeah

[gilded epoch]

Due to I only use dis chat

[marble yew]

Ya, haven't seen much relating to the game except complaining lol

[clear acorn]

Now becoming full time gambling chat but hopefully someone switches the topic back to worldbox

[sweet blade]

I don’t think you’re preaching to the choir with that one

[amber wedge]

that is why we shouldn't go there

it wouldn't mix well

pure arguing mixed with whatever they are doing

[sweet blade]

Leave them to their gayness or whatever

[ancient moss]

What’s your all’s go to way of making worlds? Do you handcraft em entirely yourself or just work with whatever the world generator throws at you?

[amber wedge]

I generate one

then modify it

[clear acorn]

same

[sweet blade]

I make a copy of the Middle East and I make them bomb each other.

[marble yew]

Used to modify, but now I make most of my maps in MS paint

[rich garden]

Depends what I need at the moment

Though I do like hand crafting worlds

[mellow dock]

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I've found it surprisingly fun to have civs be in the world as I make it, lol

[ancient moss]

I think both are nice honestly! I recently made my first world from concept sketching

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[marble yew]

I can't in game. That little light when you begin to draw messes me up

[ancient moss]

Nah I get that!

I didn’t know you could draw maps in ms paint!

[sweet blade]

I usually let my world do what they please for a few millennia then once I get tired of the constant warring I spare one of them and cause apocalyptic madness to kill off the population

[rich garden]

Hasn't bothered me on pc. Also I think you can turn that off

[marble yew]

Ya, just take the file from the save folders and open it in paint.

[rose pike]

Mobile…

[gleaming basin]

I gotta say, the more I look at videos of the beta, the more ideas I come up with

[marble yew]

I was wondering, but I never looked

[rich garden]

Somewhere in settings or debug menu I think

[sweet blade]

It’s chill I’ll pull out the Arab card

[ancient moss]

Totally get that lol, I’m super excited for it myself!

[rose pike]

Every time I watch videos of people playing the beta it’s as if I am in hell looking at heaven

[gleaming basin]

I got even more ideas rn and I even wrote some down myself

[ancient moss]

Alright you all have fun world boxing, I must go!

[rich garden]

False, you would be in purgatory

[sweet blade]

Understand that they’re actually just in limbo being satisfied by the illusion of heaven

No matter how much the pc master race think they have it better than us, it doesn’t change that we will both get the finished product at the same time

[rich garden]

I'd say its more like a higher level of purgatory where the last level will be enduring the zillion questions and complaints when the update fully releases

[sweet blade]

Hell with extra steps

[gleaming basin]

I'm mostly interested in how Greg civilization looks and how it all works since Greg has the best looking sprite (in my opinion tho)

[wraith vault]

What even are the features in the upsate

Updatd

[amber wedge]

there could be a minute difference

[marble yew]

A lot

[wraith vault]

Such as

[sweet blade]

Pretty much everything fathomable according to the beta testers

[rich garden]

Almost

But who knows what the last patch will bring

[gleaming basin]

And I love how Angle civilization looks

Yk, I should add "OP Angles" to the list of ideas

[marble yew]

Too much to list. But I'll list a few. New species, subspecies, subspecies traits, culture traits

[rich garden]

Religion, language, family, clan overhaul

[wraith vault]

Am I able to create a god among the people

[waxen breach]

genetic modification

[marble yew]

I've been testing out the variations of building styles too. I don't like when the entire village zone is filled with buildings

[waxen breach]

yes

[sweet blade]

You can do that now

[rich garden]

You already could but now moreso

[wraith vault]

I know you could

But they always seem to die

Of the dumbest things

[sweet blade]

You can make them immortal

[rich garden]

Such is immortality

[wraith vault]

You mean the not dying of age one roght

Right

[rich garden]

Yes

[waxen breach]

thats why you give them immortality and vitality

make it impossible for them to die

[rich garden]

Longer you live, the greater chance of dying

[wraith vault]

They still die

[rich garden]

Especially in dumb ways

[sweet blade]

Bro isn’t listening

[rich garden]

No, I think they are, lol

[wraith vault]

Wdym

[rich garden]

Sometimes they do die in stupid ways

Because they survive the more common ways to die

[waxen breach]

skill issue

[sweet blade]

You can have one creature live forever, I’ve had creatures live thousands of years

[hollow summit]

ok.

[waxen breach]

jk uhh give them as many modifiers and make them OP

cuz whenever i made celestials then they barely die

celestials are what i call them btw, immortal people who are basically Gods

[hollow summit]

any interesting time-worthy information about the mobile update or it’s status is still idle?

[waxen breach]

Nope

[rich garden]

I just call mine Immortals, but how powerful they are can vary

[amber wedge]

it will come out sometime this week

[waxen breach]

just the most recent tweet from maxim

[clear acorn]

Check pins

[amber wedge]

educated guess

[amber wedge]

cfw

is that custom firmware

[clear acorn]

no

[amber wedge]

aw

[rich garden]

Also ive had so many fellow beta players get annoyed at me for saying this to them, lol

[amber wedge]

but it is true

you get annoyed because you can't accept the truth?

[hollow summit]

hm

not quite interesting

but aight

[wraith vault]

What traits

Do you give fhem

[marble yew]

That's also what I call my super humans lol. They're celestial sons/daughters and the Emperor is the celestial Emperor, obviously.

[amber wedge]

I just noticed who that was

conley

[marble yew]

I enjoy trying to balance everything too. I made a spreadsheet with stats for every race I use

Well I'm still building it. Have to test a lot

Might be useless when the patch drops though

[rich garden]

Its mostly been in regards to how the many new and changed mechanics affect civ growth and development a lot, and it seemed like some people legit just weren't paying attention to what was happening and complaining when a civ died out

[amber wedge]

ohh

yeah people are stubborn

[waxen breach]

I was messing with him, i wouldnt actually say that to him

[rich garden]

Oh I just find it funny to think about

Including the possibility of it happening again once the update is fully released

[wild tinsel]

world box mobile chat is fire

[covert tangle]

There’s a mobile chat?

[wild tinsel]

yeah

[covert tangle]

Put me in there

[wild tinsel]

#🌋mobile-worldbox-chat

[rich garden]

Wow, didn't even know that was a thing

[covert tangle]

Y’all think WorldBox would run well on a MacBook Air 2017?

[wild tinsel]

its new

its to not annoy pc players

[visual fable]

Broo guess what

[rich garden]

Does... does this mean the "when mobile?" messages will be there instead?

[wild tinsel]

chicken butt

[visual fable]

Die.

[wild tinsel]

yeah

[waxen breach]

i give them hard skin, strong, tough, boosted vitality, immortal, immune, regeneration, and titans lungs as well as fireproof, acid proof, freezeproof, and poison immunity and give them bubble defense

[plain scarab]

._.

[wild tinsel]

oh

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-monkey-funny-monke-funny-kill-gif-20219406

[visual fable]

I do it everyday bro

[plain scarab]

oh okay, have fun 👍

[visual fable]

Now I gotta disappear for like 2 hours

[waxen breach]

bascially give them as much health as possible as well as every defense i can on them

[wild tinsel]

bud

[visual fable]

Huh?

[stuck cedar]

Chat when’s the update releasing

[stuck cedar]

Dang

Bet

[steep spear]

Yoooooooooo

[wraith vault]

Hard skin and titans lungs??

[waxen breach]

yes

basically you wanna make them like superman

[wraith vault]

I have never seen

Hard skin

And titans lungs

[plain seal]

Neither have I, no titan lungs either unless thats the beta

[round vortex]

Only people who say that are idiot who think they're smart

[coarse pollen]

Mobile update never

[wraith vault]

I think its beta

[plain seal]

An intelligent person realizes just how dumb they really are in the grand scheme of things

An intelligent person won't argue w ignorance either lol

[native jewel]

When… update….? 😭😭😭😭!!!!

[full yarrow]

Not today

Probably not this weekend

Maybe next

[native jewel]

This year?

[full yarrow]

Yes

[native jewel]

This month?

this week?

this day?

This hour?

[full yarrow]

Probably this month but I don’t think this week or today

[native jewel]

this minute?

this second?

this milisecond?…

[plain seal]

Just give it time mu dude, he's currently working on porting the full game

[native jewel]

IOS always takes longer 😭😭😭😭

[sterile plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/ketchup-kfc-ketchup-packet-weird-gif-9957144658435555995

[native jewel]

real

[sterile plinth]

iOS sucks

[hasty flame]

fo sure

[marble yew]

Yup

[native jewel]

I find gameplay on IOS is usually smoother for me but it has more restrictions and well no playstore so….

[marble yew]

Like the operating system is smoother or games just run smoother on it?

[blazing saffron]

Do you play mobile or computer?

[plain seal]

I've had both, and android is the way to go lol

[blazing saffron]

(Opinion disregarded)

[plain seal]

Wanna force render high end graphics? I gotchu lol

[lost grove]

True

[plain seal]

Ios is an over optimized shadow, relying on software where as android relies on both, hardware acceleration and software, not an opinion its just a fact

[lost grove]

Just touch screen alone

[trim robin]

I just think people should play whatever makes them happy

[blazing saffron]

Honestly I think worldbox being a touchscreen game instead of a mouse and keyboard game makes a lot more sense. And from what I’ve seen building worlds are a lot easier since fingers are usually more precise than a mouse

[plain seal]

Agreed lol

[native jewel]

It is easier

[shrewd grail]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-plane-crash-punch-gif-6645268179031783305

[plain seal]

Oh shi! Og Scoob

[native jewel]

I’m gonna play Stardew Valley to distract myself from the lack of updating this game is doing.

[clear acorn]

I've been wanting to try that out ngl

[native jewel]

It’s worth it

[clear acorn]

Bet then I'll check it out, is the whole gimmick farming?

[native jewel]

Mostly. There is also fishing and mining. You can also try and romance the npcs (nothing nsfw)

[blazing saffron]

Do you guys know what these 4 things do?

[clear acorn]

Igh def giving it a shot

[marble yew]

The harp and stuff?

I think all four of those mind control and buff units, turning them hostile.

Has some minor cosmetic effects too, I think

[plain scarab]

can be found here https://the-official-worldbox-wiki.fandom.com/wiki/Powers_(Beta)

[naive cape]

you have got to be kidding me, how is this update still not out on mobile

[full yarrow]

Can this update just release already wtf?

[naive cape]

no they need to add 9 more biomes that nobody will EVER use.

[ebon orbit]

Do you have any idea how updates work?

Do you think the biomes are the reason it's taking time to release?

[naive cape]

enlighten me

[ebon orbit]

I literally shouldn't have to

[naive cape]

you taking that seriously?

[naive cape]

if you think that im being serious on that then you should be the one who has to learn how updates work

this update has been taking so long that they couldve made a whole new game

[wraith vault]

It basically is

[naive cape]

no one knows

[wraith vault]

Beta testers do

[naive cape]

because once again all they show are useless fucking biomes

[naive cape]

no shit

[wraith vault]

Bro

[ebon orbit]

So jarring

[wraith vault]

Irs basically new species

You can make species

[naive cape]

wow

[ocean pebble]

why are yall crashing out

[naive cape]

that should take over a year to make right?

[wraith vault]

Recon a D1 crashout

[naive cape]

its a reasonable crashout

[ocean pebble]

no you sound like a baby

[ebon orbit]

^

[ocean pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-baby-gif-3114624433586884898

[ocean pebble]

is this you?

[naive cape]

do you see your discord account??

anime kid

[ocean pebble]

yeah and do you see how im not whining

take notes

[wraith vault]

I mean I get it its taking too long I agree though its pointless 😭

[naive cape]

its typing messages buddy

nobody is whining

[ocean pebble]

except you

[pearl rune]

Update when

[naive cape]

once again lets just bring up your discord account

[cold sail]

Never

[pearl rune]

[rich garden]

Is bro trying to pull a discord account seniority card?

[naive cape]

ive been there

[ocean pebble]

literally 😭

we’re all on discord bro

a pfp does not matter

[naive cape]

his cringe ass acount is the card im pulling here

[naive cape]

thats why i said the whole account not specifically the pfp

[rich garden]

Idk is that more or less cringe over complaining about biome additions?

[ocean pebble]

“cringe” and this is you

[wraith vault]

You got the same profile as a pdf file 🥀😔

[naive cape]

if you think thats cringe then you have gotta fix your brain up

[ocean pebble]

notice how he goes after someones account because he knows he sounds like a kid whining over the beta🥀

[digital wing]

the worldbox update is so fun but it seems theres a new form of madness for ppl

i watched the king get beat up by his own ppl

[rich garden]

Idk, cherry picking new features to complain about is rather cringe

[naive cape]

do you have to take notes because you clearly cannot remember what i was talking about mere minutes ago

[ocean pebble]

??

[naive cape]

you know whats "rather cringe" your use of fucking words

[digital wing]

can you settle down

[rich garden]

Especially when the biomes were probably the easiest part to code in

[ocean pebble]

recon penny who hurt you

[naive cape]

1v2 theres no settling down

[naive cape]

you clearly dont know code then because its one of the hardest

[digital wing]

yeah im just gonna go look for some mods for the game

[naive cape]

the length i have been waiting for this update to come up

[digital wing]

yall have fun

[rich garden]

In this update? Not in the slightest, lol

[naive cape]

yes go call the teacher

[digital wing]

no i mean game

mods

[naive cape]

tel me all about it then game dev

[digital wing]

lol

[rich garden]

I've played the beta since it dropped dude

[ocean pebble]

there are other things in life

the update wont come faster for you

[naive cape]

that does not mean in the slightest that you coded it

[rich garden]

Pretty sure language took more effort to code than biomes

Especially since they've already made biomes in the game

[naive cape]

killing time by arguing actually does make it come sooner

[rich garden]

No, it makes it the exact same amount of time

[naive cape]

my point is that this is still an effective way of killing time

[rich garden]

Sure, I guess, but it makes you look stupid when you do

[naive cape]

time is still passing by as this is going on

[novel niche]

Maxim you fatso eating up all the betas no wonder mobile is taking so long

[naive cape]

and i guess your grammerly ass grammer makes you seem smarter huh?

[wraith vault]

It better be worth the wait though 😔🥀

[ocean pebble]

it is

[rich garden]

No, just the bit where I know about the actually complicated features in the update

[wraith vault]

Isnt it grammar

[wraith vault]

What do you reckon is the best feature

[naive cape]

you dont know about the whole development process just by being a beta tester

[ocean pebble]

subspecies trait editor

[naive cape]

someone with your intelligence should know that

[opaque cedar]

I turned off my phone and all my progress disappeared

[rich garden]

Oh yeah, which means that more went on than I'd think

[naive cape]

check the autosaves

[wraith vault]

What does it do

[rich garden]

The ways the new systems interact with each other is amazing, and subspecies have been implemented extremely well

[naive cape]

which means that the whole update went on with you knowing

[opaque cedar]

Where is auto save at

[rich garden]

Personally, the subspecies genetics is one of my favorite features

[ocean pebble]

you can edit traits of a subspecies

[turbid bane]

I'm tired of waiting, I'm uninstalling this game

[rich garden]

Ok

[naive cape]

go to worlds and then the top says autosaves

[turbid bane]

No I joke

[wraith vault]

If only I had a pc

[rich garden]

@opaque cedar I think they meant to respond to you

[naive cape]

correct

[ocean pebble]

i got steam just to play wb

[wraith vault]

What does it do though

[plain scarab]

I like how you can now modify and edit a variety of things to your liking, essentially creating many different ways to play the game

[wraith vault]

I got a ps5 only no pc sadly

[rich garden]

You set the base stats of the entire subspecies

[wraith vault]

And subspecies are species within a species?

[rich garden]

Yes

[plain scarab]

You can make a unit with a gun, have an outrageous attack speed

[rich garden]

Thats not the genetics bit, lol

[wraith vault]

This the thing I exactly hoped would be added though

After this update it would add massive replayability

Without getting boring as fast

[plain scarab]

Wait which one is it then?

[opaque cedar]

I got it saved

[jolly hollow]

Its not that exciting

[sand parcel]

I'd say it's still pretty cool.

[ocean pebble]

i love doing grin reaper on subspecies i hate

[broken gust]

what does it do

[rich garden]

Having complete control over the starting stats of a subspecies?

[jolly hollow]

The characters are 3 pixels you're not going to care that much

[rich garden]

It sets the values before any traits are added

And a lot of traits add a multiplier to stats

[jolly hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/it-was-the-aliens-im-not-saying-it-was-aliens-ancient-aliens-gif-14839810013080040984

Hes remembered as the "Alien guy"

[sand parcel]

When it comes to cosmetic stuff yeah. But subspecies is mostly focused on traits.

[jolly hollow]

The appearance will change as well and you wont even notice it

[marble yew]

Ya, I've been having a lot of fun with genetics too.

[plain scarab]

Do you guys use the gene editor for any of your subspecies occasionally?

[rich garden]

I use it a lot because I just like tweaking things

[sand parcel]

Yeah, and so what? The attention to detail whether it goes unnoticed or not is still nice.

[marble yew]

I balance every single subspecies I play with before I actually start the world

[rich garden]

Often just swapping where genes are placed in the genome will make a big difference

[wraith vault]

Schizophrenic

[jolly hollow]

Mark

[broken gust]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-gif-17957209064578816205

[hollow snow]

How’s the update guys (I’m a mobile player dying of thirst)

[rich garden]

Is bro annoyed at me enjoying a game mechanic? Dude I'm just explaining why I like it

[sand parcel]

It's good as far as I am aware. Just not out yet.

[jolly hollow]

No i wanted to reply to someone else

https://tenor.com/view/alien-guy-yes-ir-is-is-that-evenpossible-gif-13829766

[wraith vault]

He was replying to me

He hates me

[rich garden]

Ohhhhhh

[jolly hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/aliens-giorgio-conspiracion-memealiens-aliens-history-historychannel-gif-9621737

[torn wolf]

Since the 6th has already passed and it has not come out on any of the community guessed dates, when do yall bet on the update releasing next

[jolly hollow]

Hes joking

I wasnt replying to any of you

[rich garden]

Idk, you deleted that one message

[plain salmon]

What

Guyd

Guys

[jolly hollow]

Its aliens

[plain salmon]

I need to ask

Where is it

[jolly hollow]

Im not saying it was aliens but it was the aliens

[plain salmon]

Where is the mobile update :(

[wraith vault]

9th

[torn wolf]

10$ on 9th

Any other biddings?

[jolly hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/aliens-ancient-explaining-history-channel-gif-11993623

https://tenor.com/view/alien-guy-thats-crazy-woozy-crazy-scientist-gif-18248326040104658804

[wraith vault]

Who is this man

[torn wolf]

Google says an egg takes 21 days to hatch

[jolly hollow]

Ufologist on the channel history

[torn wolf]

So I will guess 21st

[wraith vault]

Last time his egg hatched in a week

[jolly hollow]

What does it have to do with eggs?

[sand parcel]

Hiding away in a hidden treasurey deep in the corrupted forest past the infernal fields guarded by 5 dragons and and army of skeletons and spirits.

[wraith vault]

This was 2 years ago though

🥀

[torn wolf]

It didn't this time💔

[jolly hollow]

Ok

[torn wolf]

?

Alright

[wraith vault]

Too bad

Woulda been perfect

On Eid release

[torn wolf]

Shi

Is that what comes after ramadaning

I cant post gifs

[rich garden]

Wouldn't that depend on the egg?

[torn wolf]

This joke is officially ruined and sounds islamophobic

[wraith vault]

😭

Islamophobe!

Ban him!

[sand parcel]

Chosen, you must go on a perilous journey to acquire the mobile update for your fellow mobile player!

[torn wolf]

Google says its 21 days whether laid by hen or artificially done

[wraith vault]

Holy elder scrolls dialogue

[torn wolf]

Fus ro dah

[plain salmon]

I’m cooked but I gotta try

[torn wolf]

Cant catch me slacking around my mountain trolls

[broken gust]

[wraith vault]

Just bend will them

[torn wolf]

What

[wraith vault]

The shout

Bend will

[torn wolf]

T-T-Thats C-Cheating

[rich garden]

Assuming its a chicken egg

[wraith vault]

Then summon durnehviir

[torn wolf]

Oh mb lemme guess how much a discord egg takes to hatch

[wraith vault]

5 years

[torn wolf]

Oh boy have I tried

And gotten combod

In the worst ways possible

[rich garden]

Could also check how long chicken eggs take to hatch in worldbox, lol

[torn wolf]

Rhey

[wraith vault]

Instant

[torn wolf]

They

Lay eggs?

[rich garden]

No

[rich garden]

Yes

[torn wolf]

[wraith vault]

Okay max 20 minutes

[rich garden]

Not in-game time, lol

What's kinda funny is i think its 2 months in game

[torn wolf]

Dont give maxim ideas

[rich garden]

Its been a little over 2 months since the beta released

[torn wolf]

Having to wait makes me down to cry

Just give me 5 minutes with the genetics UI and I'll give you 5 more months

[blazing saffron]

Hey is this real? Like how would I turn someone into stone like this

[lucid talon]

what in the world

this guy was born in the beggining and witnessed empires fall and rise

[blazing saffron]

Sooo that’s a no you don’t know or what?

[mellow dock]

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[glad grotto]

SHUT UP

[sterile plinth]

Yafflermm

[formal tree]

Shut

[stable belfry]

i ate a crossiant sandwich with eggs and sausage today

[lucid talon]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-low-rank-low-rank-rankism-shut-up-i-have-a-higher-rank-than-you-shut-up-gif-21516126

[formal tree]

We should flay the mods and put them in blood eagles

[lucid talon]

Are you german?

[stable belfry]

im from the usa

[lucid talon]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-moderators-ohh-oh-black-gif-27095202

[lucid talon]

ok good

[stable belfry]

well techincally im irish (in genes) but i was born in the usa

[lucid talon]

.

[stable belfry]

why do u ask btw

[lucid talon]

https://tenor.com/view/irlanda-ıreland-dublin-dublın-éire-gif-13751569455142040899

idk

sausages are mostly german

[stable belfry]

do u know breakfast sausages

i ate those

[lucid talon]

nah

[stable belfry]

not like hotdog type sausages

[lucid talon]

i just eat bread and butter for breakfast

[lucid talon]

thats pretty unhealthy

[sand parcel]

Not to worry weary adventurer. A chosen has gone on a perilous journey to acquire the update.

[neat halo]

Last month someone sent a SS saying the update was coming in may

I wanna talk to him lol

[stable belfry]

yea but its really good

[lucid talon]

careful with that double S.

[neat halo]

Why

[stable belfry]

thats the thing about usa we have terribly unhealthy food but it all tastes really good

[lucid talon]

It isn’t worth it.

[lucid talon]

If I said why I’d get warned

[stable belfry]

wdym 👽

[static drift]

When is the update?

[stable belfry]

they mean screenshot

[stable belfry]

#🌋worldbox-chat message

[lucid talon]

There’s a shitload of salt in those things

you could get a heart attack

and the chemicals they put in the food

[blazing saffron]

For the computer players is this real for the new update or is it a mod. Cuz turning people into a stone heads sounds super cool

[lucid talon]

can give you cancer

[stable belfry]

i think that applies if you eat a lot and eat it all the time and if your older

[lucid talon]

not really

[stable belfry]

you dont get cancer from eating something like once a month

[lucid talon]

anyone can have a heart attack

[lucid talon]

yeah it is

[sand parcel]

Might be a mutation in subspecies

[nimble garden]

🗿

[stable belfry]

yea but the chances are extremely low especially if your younger

[lucid talon]

how can i turn beings into rocks in the new update

[blazing saffron]

Oh ok cool. Wait do you know how to do it

[stable belfry]

i dont remember seeing this

[lucid talon]

one of my friends was in his 20s and the poor guy died due to an heart attack

[lucid talon]

mutation in subspecies

[blazing saffron]

Oh I’m on mobile. Can anyone send like a ss or a picture of all the mutations?

[stable belfry]

im a teenager and also i rarely eat breakfast so i dont eat those a lot
but i can see it if you ate them everyday for breakfast ig

[blazing saffron]

I haven’t seen them yet

[lucid talon]

i cant sorry lad

[blazing saffron]

No worries

[lucid talon]

breakfast is useless. Kellogs made a reaserch telling it doesnt affect you at all

[lucid talon]

buy the pc version…

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-gif-16944752780895267751

[sand parcel]

I myself would have done this if I could afford one.

[lucid talon]

Save up money

if ur a teen dont waste lunch money

[sand parcel]

Fair enough.

[dapper atlas]

Wisdom

[stable belfry]

wis

[dapper atlas]

Dom

[uncut nova]

When mobile

[stable belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/894485912367546392/1368906890615984211/caption.gif

[nimble garden]

SWis cheese

[rugged oyster]

Mobile too

[nimble garden]

This dumb shit is what got me to level 8 lol

[nimble garden]

It's a symbol used by WW2 Germany for I think they were called the Elite Guard or something silimar

Everyone knows you meant screenshot tho so it's fine

[neat halo]

I was about to say

Most obscure thing I ever heard

[compact magnet]

What

[compact magnet]

Wgat is it

[neat halo]

What he just said above my comment lol

[compact magnet]

Oh

[rich garden]

Oh wow, I didn't realize thats what the living rock mutation would look as a king, lol

I keep forgetting that the mutations have unique sprites for town leaders and kings

[broken gust]

wait u can turn people to rocks? do they still move orrrr stay as stone

[rich garden]

Hang on, there was a convo about unhealthy food giving heart attacks?

[waxen breach]

It looks like the trees in the stone head biome came to life and got sentience

[rich garden]

Living rocks still move

Most look like round rocks with googly eyes

[broken gust]

thats pretty cool

[nimble garden]

👁️ 🗿 👁️

[rich garden]

The kings look like moai I guess, but now I wonder what city leaders look like

[worldly idol]

I’m new to this server

[waxen breach]

hello

[worldly idol]

Hi

[nimble garden]

[final galleon]

Good morning chat

[proper willow]

🥚

[full yarrow]

The update ain’t coming

Not today

Not this weekend

Maybe not even next week dude

I’ve given up

[proper willow]

What update

There is none

You are

[full yarrow]

I know

[proper willow]

Imagining things

https://tenor.com/view/jedi-starwars-mind-trick-obiwan-gif-18179863224399663500

[tight oxide]

Guyss!!!!

The updates in 2 days!!!!!!

[marble fractal]

He is speaking!

Man it won’t let me put mace windu gif of him being like it’s in the prophecy

[gentle perch]

How do you know

[final galleon]

When is the update

[proper willow]

Oh demn they must be hallucinating or something there is no update it was just a myth

[tight oxide]

It's the 8th

[final galleon]

Agree

[sinful terrace]

lies

[final galleon]

Did CJ and prophet got banned

[sinful terrace]

whi

who

[full yarrow]

You don’t know that buddy

[tight oxide]

I do

[sinful terrace]

imagine it turns out to be true just because we called him a liar lol

[full yarrow]

Well then I’m gonna call him a liar

He’s probably a deceiving crusader

[final galleon]

He is not the egg let's wait for the egg announcement

[full yarrow]

Under the Panacult

Yeah

[final galleon]

Wait a Pan

[full yarrow]

He’s not the 🥚, he’s a stupid crusader

[clear heart]

Yooo sorry to interrupt

[final galleon]

He's my enemy

[full yarrow]

Who isn’t right

[sinful terrace]

congratulations

[full yarrow]

The update isn’t releasing on June 8th and if it does

I’ll become gay

I swear

I make an oath to become gay and like dudes if it releases on the 8th

[sinful terrace]

seems like you're hiding some other issues lol

[round vortex]

False prophet

I was egg long before you

[marble fractal]

It will come on the 9th because I said no 😡

[proper willow]

What update?

[full yarrow]

Nah I’m straight asf, just mad confident it’s not dropping in 2 fuckin days

[final galleon]

Then I would be your little brother

[proper willow]

https://tenor.com/view/jedi-starwars-mind-trick-obiwan-gif-18179863224399663500

[full yarrow]

I hope im wrong, but I don’t think I am

[sinful terrace]

fair but imagine it does just because you said that

[full yarrow]

Hah like Maxim would ever listen to this

[proper willow]

This update is a legend s tale of old the reality is that worldbox is a finished game and there is no more updates

[full yarrow]

That’s a Panacult thing

The update is the friends we made along the way

A figment of mobile player’s hope for further enhancement to godhood

[sinful terrace]

Imagine multiplayer worldbox

[final galleon]

Pannacult are heretics

[full yarrow]

A symbolic form of greed hosted by Maxim

[final galleon]

Curse them

[proper willow]

It would be a constant war of frame rates and who has the strongest platform

[full yarrow]

With friends that would be fun

Like imagine having war between each others kingdoms instead of just playing chess by ourselves like we do now

You know what moves you’re gonna make

[proper willow]

And one of y'all drops a shit ton of nukes

[full yarrow]

You rule each kingdom

[plain seal]

Yknow you can report apps in the playstore for false advertising right lol

[full yarrow]

Nah if he did that I’m cutting him off just like my dangalang if the update doesn’t drop on 8th

[proper willow]

Oh it'll be the end of friendships

[sinful terrace]

I think you want to rephrase that