cut_my_soul
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received 
466.
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cut_my_soul
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose 188 in the process.
cut_my_soul
You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with 502
cut_my_soul
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 748, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
cut_my_soul
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 654.
cut_my_soul
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 311
supple oyster
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The ball landed on red 5
@supple oyster won 5,976
cut_my_soul
A rich citizen sacrifices 427 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.
cut_my_soul
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 771. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
You have placed a bet of 3,150 on red
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on black 6
@supple oyster lost 3,150
cut_my_soul
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you 903 in recognition from the king.
cut_my_soul
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 558, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
jackwalker0860
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 499 as ransom.
1,365
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1,365
jackwalker0860
Result: Win 150
Value: Blackjack
Value: 9
cut_my_soul
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid 126.
cut_my_soul
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 524 on the black market.
jackwalker0860
Result: Win 150
Value: Blackjack
Value: 5
supple oyster
,bal
winged thistleBOT
292,111
0
292,111
You have placed a bet of 2,111 on red
jackwalker0860
Deposited 1,665 to your bank!
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on red 14
@supple oyster won 2,111
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1,665
1,665
jackwalker0860
Withdrew 1,665 from your bank!
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winged thistleBOT
augustinianust
A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted 180 for your good work!
cut_my_soul
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received 961.
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winged thistleBOT
augustinianust
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for 297. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts 297 from you.
main oak
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winged thistleBOT
augustinianust
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have -117 in cash.
cut_my_soul
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 693, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
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supple oyster
,bal
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on black 29
@supple oyster lost 876
supple oyster
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winged thistleBOT
295,000
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295,000
kimono4747
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid 277.
kimono4747
You sneak into a castle and steal 709 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
cut_my_soul
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid 606.
cut_my_soul
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 138 debt to the travelers you scammed.
wispy nebula
,bal
winged thistleBOT
631,685
0
631,685
cut_my_soul
You earn 990 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
cut_my_soul
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 449, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
supple oyster
,bal
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on red 30
@supple oyster won 6,907
supple oyster
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supple oyster
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winged thistleBOT
300,000
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300,000
cut_my_soul
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you 343 for your service.
cut_my_soul
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 792
cut_my_soul
I faked being sick and my mom gave me 973 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
cut_my_soul
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 166 after you escape from the angry bandits.
cut_my_soul
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you 592 in recognition from the king.
cut_my_soul
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 354 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
cut_my_soul
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of 521 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
cut_my_soul
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend 222 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
cut_my_soul
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you 411 in commissions for future projects.
cut_my_soul
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 768, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
cut_my_soul
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of 661 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
cut_my_soul
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 752 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
cut_my_soul
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received 683.
cut_my_soul
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 473, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on red 18
@supple oyster won 6,935
cut_my_soul
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you 360 for your service.
cut_my_soul
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 536 without getting caught.
cut_my_soul
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you 350 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
cut_my_soul
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a 107 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
cut_my_soul
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded 835.
cut_my_soul
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 407 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
supple oyster
,bal
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on black 15
@supple oyster lost 6,251
cut_my_soul
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 927
cut_my_soul
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 481 as ransom.
cut_my_soul
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of 500 for 29 orcish heads.
cut_my_soul
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 670 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
cut_my_soul
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 174.
cut_my_soul
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 641
cut_my_soul
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn 173 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
cut_my_soul
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 397 without getting caught.
cut_my_soul
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 214 for your good work!
cut_my_soul
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you 133
cut_my_soul
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining 568.
cut_my_soul
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 515 without getting caught.
supple oyster
,bal
winged thistleBOT
315,127
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315,127
cut_my_soul
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 905 for your good work!
You have placed a bet of 5,127 on red
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on black 33
@supple oyster lost 5,127
cut_my_soul
You "print" yourself 300 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
cut_my_soul
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid 974
cut_my_soul
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 737 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
cut_my_soul
You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry: 989.
cut_my_soul
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 570 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
cut_my_soul
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with 570 and the title of Court Wizard.
cut_my_soul
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 788 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
cut_my_soul
A village sacrifices 528 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
cut_my_soul
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 358
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ohoshowdown
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of 938
misty ridge
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ohoshowdown
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 528 in loot.
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winged thistleBOT
ohoshowdown
Deposited 272,561 to your bank!
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cut_my_soul
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid 392
cut_my_soul
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 662 to unsuspecting collectors.
cut_my_soul
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you 114 in commissions for future projects.
cut_my_soul
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 426 as ransom.
cut_my_soul
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you 582 in loot.
cut_my_soul
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 593. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
cut_my_soul
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with 983 and the title of Court Wizard.
cut_my_soul
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 554, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
cut_my_soul
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid 211 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
cut_my_soul
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 370. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
cut_my_soul
I faked being sick and my mom gave me 609 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
cut_my_soul
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 481
cut_my_soul
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 106
cut_my_soul
You sneak into a castle and steal 529 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
cut_my_soul
You spend your day chopping wood, earning 845.
cut_my_soul
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 309 before the security guards arrive.
cut_my_soul
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 360 for your good work!
cut_my_soul
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing 296 trying to undo the curse.
cut_my_soul
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 127 for your good work!
cut_my_soul
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 678 on the black market.
cut_my_soul
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you 708.
cut_my_soul
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 452, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
cut_my_soul
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid 878.
cut_my_soul
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 177 debt to the travelers you scammed.
cut_my_soul
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of 648.
cut_my_soul
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 571 as ransom.
cut_my_soul
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded 948.
cut_my_soul
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and 166 less coins in the bag.
cut_my_soul
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with 837 and the title of Court Wizard.
cut_my_soul
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 679 on the black market.
cut_my_soul
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 385 for your work.
cut_my_soul
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 319 before the security guards arrive.
supple oyster
,bal
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on black 2
@supple oyster lost 11,436
cut_my_soul
You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab 687 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.
cut_my_soul
You sneak into a castle and steal 486 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
cut_my_soul
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch 230 worth in orcish coins.
cut_my_soul
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 614 as ransom.
cut_my_soul
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 297
cut_my_soul
You sneak into a castle and steal 414 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
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winged thistleBOT
exushky
You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for 851
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,crime
winged thistleBOT
exushky
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 650 without getting caught.
cut_my_soul
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid 390.
cut_my_soul
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 603, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
cut_my_soul
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you 395.
cut_my_soul
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 522 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
cut_my_soul
You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for 762 worth in coins and gems.
cut_my_soul
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 631 before the security guards arrive.
cut_my_soul
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 870.
cut_my_soul
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 483, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
cut_my_soul
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you 717 in loot.
cut_my_soul
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a 143 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
cut_my_soul
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you 407 in recognition from the king.
cut_my_soul
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 376 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
cut_my_soul
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you 298 in commissions for future projects.
cut_my_soul
You rob a bank and manage to get away with 470 before the police arrive.
cut_my_soul
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 140 for your good work!
cut_my_soul
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 615, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
cut_my_soul
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 179
cut_my_soul
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 725 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
supple oyster
,bal
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on red 19
@supple oyster won 11,168
cut_my_soul
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 525 for your good work!
cut_my_soul
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 720 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
cut_my_soul
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with 149 as a personal gift.
cut_my_soul
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 613 as ransom.
cut_my_soul
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated 227.
cut_my_soul
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 321, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
cut_my_soul
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored 744.
cut_my_soul
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 666, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
supple oyster
,bal
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on black 26
@supple oyster lost 6,301
cut_my_soul
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning 812.
cut_my_soul
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 581, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
cut_my_soul
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 983.
cut_my_soul
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 365, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
cut_my_soul
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you 699.
cut_my_soul
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 311 from them.
cut_my_soul
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with 684 as a personal gift.
cut_my_soul
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 443 without getting caught.
misty ridge
,work
winged thistleBOT
ohoshowdown
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of 432
misty ridge
,crime
winged thistleBOT
ohoshowdown
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 703, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
misty ridge
,dep all
winged thistleBOT
ohoshowdown
Deposited 1,149 to your bank!
cut_my_soul
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid 205.
cut_my_soul
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 445 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
misty ridge
@prime prawn ur loan is ready...
misty ridge
<@1084014994284347393> ur loan is ready...
To be clear the terms are 20% intetest (I give u 2 mil, u payback 2.4 mil) in 2 months
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on red 14
@supple oyster won 5,528
cut_my_soul
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 779. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
cut_my_soul
A rich citizen sacrifices 583 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.
cut_my_soul
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 854.
cut_my_soul
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only 252
supple oyster
To be clear the terms are 20% intetest (I give u 2 mil, u payback 2.4 mil) in 2 ...
I see loans pretty often, but don’t people just take the money and run?
misty ridge
I see loans pretty often, but don’t people just take the money and run?
No
Everyone that I've loaned to has paid it back
supple oyster
Everyone that I've loaned to has paid it back
Ohh, I see. How many people have you loaned money to so far?
winged thistleBOT
cut_my_soul
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you 838.
cut_my_soul
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 397 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
supple oyster
,bal
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on red 25
@supple oyster won 4,355
You have placed a bet of 8,610 on red
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on black 33
@supple oyster lost 8,610
cut_my_soul
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning 944.
cut_my_soul
You "print" yourself 496 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
cut_my_soul
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid 454
cut_my_soul
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 325, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
cut_my_soul
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted 347.
cut_my_soul
You "print" yourself 534 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
cut_my_soul
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn 543 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
cut_my_soul
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 366, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
cut_my_soul
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid 190.
misty ridge
Ohh, I see. How many people have you loaned money to so far?
Uhhh prob like around 12
winged thistleBOT
cut_my_soul
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 605 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
cut_my_soul
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining 111.
cut_my_soul
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 494 on the black market.
cut_my_soul
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you 927.
cut_my_soul
You "print" yourself 551 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
cut_my_soul
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make 280
cut_my_soul
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 204
eager lark
,crime
winged thistleBOT
laohac_
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 185
eager lark
,work
winged thistleBOT
laohac_
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you 669
eager lark
,collect
winged thistleBOT
laohac_
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870419005821059> | 3,000 (cash)
eager lark
,bal
winged thistleBOT
442,775
0
442,775
cut_my_soul
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored 625.
cut_my_soul
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 644, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
supple oyster
,bal
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on black 4
@supple oyster lost 8,019
cut_my_soul
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you 656 in commissions for future projects.
cut_my_soul
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 167 after you escape from the angry bandits.
cut_my_soul
You spend your day chopping wood, earning 277.
cut_my_soul
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 629 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
cut_my_soul
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you 211 for your service.
cut_my_soul
You rob a bank and manage to get away with 638 before the police arrive.
cut_my_soul
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid 884.
cut_my_soul
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 342 as ransom.
cut_my_soul
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid 238.
cut_my_soul
You "print" yourself 597 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
cut_my_soul
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid 719.
cut_my_soul
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 652, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
cut_my_soul
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 263 for your work.
cut_my_soul
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 645 from them.
cut_my_soul
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you 271.
cut_my_soul
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 396 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
supple oyster
,bal
winged thistleBOT
357,251
0
357,251
cut_my_soul
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted 861.
cut_my_soul
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose 212 in the process.
You have placed a bet of 8,000 on red
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on red 18
@supple oyster won 8,000
cut_my_soul
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining 773.
cut_my_soul
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 644 without getting caught.
cut_my_soul
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you 392.
cut_my_soul
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 601 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
chilly egret
,collect
winged thistleBOT
lordpharius
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&1009870376618168410> | 18,000 (cash)
chilly egret
,dep all
winged thistleBOT
lordpharius
Deposited 18,300 to your bank!
chilly egret
,work
winged thistleBOT
lordpharius
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you 407
chilly egret
,crime
winged thistleBOT
lordpharius
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 476 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
cut_my_soul
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you 891 in commissions for future projects.
chilly egret
,bal
winged thistleBOT
cut_my_soul
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 593 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
883
476,641
477,524
chilly egret
,with 5000
winged thistleBOT
lordpharius
Withdrew 5,000 from your bank!
chilly egret
,bj all
winged thistleBOT
lordpharius
Result: Bust -5,883
Value: 22
Value: 14
winged thistleBOT
lordpharius
You cannot work for 37 seconds.
chilly egret
,with 1000
winged thistleBOT
lordpharius
Withdrew 1,000 from your bank!
chilly egret
,roulette all black
winged thistleBOT
You have placed a bet of 1,000 on black
The ball landed on black 10
@chilly egret won 1,000
cut_my_soul
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 246.
cut_my_soul
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with 707
cut_my_soul
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 175 for your good work!
cut_my_soul
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for 144. Oh, those elves…
cut_my_soul
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted 793.
cut_my_soul
You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of 171 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.
cut_my_soul
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you 706.
cut_my_soul
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 275 debt to the travelers you scammed.
cut_my_soul
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with 493 as a personal gift.
cut_my_soul
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 255
cut_my_soul
You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid 758, based off the value of what you gathered.
cut_my_soul
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for 244. Oh, those elves…
cut_my_soul
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining 207.
cut_my_soul
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 788, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
cut_my_soul
You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with 564
cut_my_soul
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 553 on the black market.
cut_my_soul
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you 272 in recognition from the king.
cut_my_soul
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you 233
cut_my_soul
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning 215.
cut_my_soul
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose 266 in the process.
cut_my_soul
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid 688
cut_my_soul
You rob a bank and manage to get away with 314 before the police arrive.
cut_my_soul
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you 570 in recognition from the king.
cut_my_soul
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 700, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
cut_my_soul
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you 842 in loot.
cut_my_soul
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with 554
supple oyster
,bal
winged thistleBOT
378,351
0
378,351
cut_my_soul
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you 958.
You have placed a bet of 28,351 on red
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on red 36
@supple oyster won 28,351
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on black 29
@supple oyster lost 7,660
cut_my_soul
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you 830 in commissions for future projects.
cut_my_soul
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 753 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
cut_my_soul
You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid 543, based off the value of what you gathered.
cut_my_soul
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose 285 in the process.
cut_my_soul
You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry: 246.
cut_my_soul
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 178
supple oyster
,bal
winged thistleBOT
401,909
0
401,909
cut_my_soul
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated 299.
cut_my_soul
You "print" yourself 621 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
supple oyster
,bal
supple oyster
Come
winged thistleBOT
The ball landed on black 24
@supple oyster lost 32,829
supple oyster
winged thistleBOT
cut_my_soul
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 362 for your work.
cut_my_soul
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 454 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
winged thistleBOT
mr.p.4466
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you 107 for your service.
hidden galleon
,crime
winged thistleBOT
mr.p.4466
You rob a bank and manage to get away with 665 before the police arrive.
hidden galleon
,bal
hidden galleon
,dep all
winged thistleBOT
mr.p.4466
Deposited 2,198 to your bank!
hidden galleon
,with 772
winged thistleBOT
mr.p.4466
Withdrew 772 from your bank!
hidden galleon
,bal
hidden galleon
so rn 3101 is taxes
winged thistleBOT
cut_my_soul
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you 250.
cut_my_soul
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 557, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
supple oyster
,bal
winged thistleBOT
371,623
0
371,623
cut_my_soul
Result: Bust -1,623
Value: 26
Value: 11
cut_my_soul
I faked being sick and my mom gave me 401 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
cut_my_soul
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 316 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
supple oyster
🥱
winged thistleBOT
cut_my_soul
You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining 967.
cut_my_soul
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 489 to unsuspecting collectors.
cut_my_soul
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of 640.
cut_my_soul
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 319, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
cut_my_soul
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining 298.
cut_my_soul
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 612 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
cut_my_soul
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make 960
cut_my_soul
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 316 on the black market.
cut_my_soul
A rich citizen sacrifices 890 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.
cut_my_soul
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 595. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
hidden galleon
,work
winged thistleBOT
mr.p.4466
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning 843.
hidden galleon
,crime
winged thistleBOT
mr.p.4466
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 326
hidden galleon
,collect
winged thistleBOT
mr.p.4466
You can next collect income <t:1779440400:R>.
hidden galleon
, dep all
winged thistleBOT
mr.p.4466
Deposited 1,941 to your bank!
hidden galleon
,bal
winged thistleBOT
0
10,497,068
10,497,068
cut_my_soul
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you 436 in loot.
cut_my_soul
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for 230. Oh, those elves…
cut_my_soul
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of 249.
cut_my_soul
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 536
cut_my_soul
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of 669
cut_my_soul
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only 272
supple oyster
,bal
winged thistleBOT
378,191
0
378,191
cobalt kernel
, collect
winged thistleBOT
das_fl
You can next collect income <t:1779440400:R>.
cut_my_soul
You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab 261 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.
cut_my_soul
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 658 to unsuspecting collectors.
cut_my_soul
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining 730.
cut_my_soul
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 423
cut_my_soul
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 140.
cut_my_soul
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 557, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
cut_my_soul
You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for 476
cut_my_soul
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 662 before the security guards arrive.
cut_my_soul
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with 284 as a personal gift.
cut_my_soul
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you 134
fresh wraith
gamble
winged thistleBOT
cut_my_soul
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 844.
cut_my_soul
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 507, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
cut_my_soul
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid 480.
cut_my_soul
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 424 as ransom.
cut_my_soul
You spend your day chopping wood, earning 802.
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You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 722 in loot.
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cut_my_soul
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid 489 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
cut_my_soul
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 597
cut_my_soul
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid 228.
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You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 515, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
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You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 278
cut_my_soul
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 622 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
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An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid 308.
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You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only 264
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Result: Win 876
Value: 20
Value: 18
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Result: Dealer bust 400
Value: 20
Value: 23
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Result: Dealer bust 151
Value: 17
Value: 22
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Deposited 2,303 to your bank!
cut_my_soul
You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining 925.
cut_my_soul
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 510 from them.
cut_my_soul
After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with 673 by the Royal Ant Keeper.
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You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 467, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
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After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you 201
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After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for 238. Oh, those elves…
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cut_my_soul
You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining 155.
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You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 341 without getting caught.
cut_my_soul
A village sacrifices 368 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
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You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for 110. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts 110 from you.
cut_my_soul
You receive 789 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
cut_my_soul
You "print" yourself 638 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
cut_my_soul
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of 840 for 29 orcish heads.
cut_my_soul
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 360
cut_my_soul
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining 338.