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Result: Loss
-15,000

Value: 15

Value: 20
,bj 30000
Result: Loss
-30,000

Value: 14

Value: 18
,bj 60000
Result: Dealer bust
60,000

Value: 18

Value: 23
,bal
,roulette 100000 red
You have placed a bet of
100,000 on red
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
266.
,roulette 200000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
200,000 on 1-12
,bal
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
641, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
,bj 100000
Result: Loss
-100,000

Value: 15

Value: Blackjack
,bj 100000
Result: Loss
-100,000

Value: 17

Value: 19
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: Soft 20

Value: 26
,bal
,bj 100000
Result: Bust
-100,000

Value: 22

Value: 18
,bj 100000
Result: Bust
-100,000

Value: 25

Value: 18
,roulette 100000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
100,000 on 1-12
,roulette 100000 13-24
You have placed a bet of
100,000 on 13-24
,roulette 50000 0
You have placed a bet of
50,000 on 0
,bj 150000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: Soft 19

Value: 22
,bal
,bal
,roulette 250000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
250,000 on 1-12
,bal
,roulette 50000 0
You have placed a bet of
50,000 on 0
,roulette 50000 21
You have placed a bet of
50,000 on 21
,bj 100000
Result: Push, money back

Value: Soft 19

Value: 19
,roulette 50000 36
You have placed a bet of
50,000 on 36
,bj 150000
Result: Win
150,000

Value: 19

Value: 18
,bal
,roulette 300000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on 1-12
,bj 50000
Result: Dealer bust
50,000

Value: 20

Value: 22
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Dealer bust
50,000

Value: 18

Value: 22
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid
958.
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
451 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
,bal
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 17

Value: 24
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Loss
-50,000

Value: 17

Value: 20
,bj 150000
Result: Win
150,000

Value: 19

Value: 18
,bj 50000
Result: Loss
-50,000

Value: 20

Value: 21
,bj 100000
Result: Dealer bust
100,000

Value: 17

Value: 24
,bal
,bj 10000
Result: Dealer bust
10,000

Value: 20

Value: 23
,bj 90000
Result: Loss
-90,000

Value: 17

Value: 19
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000

Value: 19

Value: 20
,bal
,bj 130000
Result: Win
130,000

Value: 20

Value: 18
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Win
75,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 17
,bj 25000
Result: Loss
-25,000

Value: 20

Value: 21
,bj 50000
Result: Dealer bust
50,000

Value: 17

Value: 24
,bal
,roulette 100000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
100,000 on 1-12
,roulette 100000 13-24
You have placed a bet of
100,000 on 13-24
,bj 100000
Result: Dealer bust
100,000

Value: 19

Value: 22
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Loss
-50,000

Value: 10

Value: Blackjack
,bj 50000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
983 for your good work!
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
314
,bj 50000
Result: Win
50,000

Value: 21

Value: 18
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Dealer bust
50,000

Value: 21

Value: 25
,dep all
Deposited
6,250,000 to your bank!
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid
111
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
676, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
,work
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid
799.
,crime
You "print" yourself
401 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,bal
Result: Win
1,000

Value: 20

Value: 18
Result: Win
1,000

Value: 19

Value: 18
Result: Win
1,000

Value: Soft 21

Value: 20
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
238.
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
104.
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 24

Value: 6
Result: Dealer bust
1,000

Value: 20

Value: 24
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 22

Value: 18
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 26

Value: 17
,bal
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
673.
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
662. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted
238 for your good work!
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
689
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
621.
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
641, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
605.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
503
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid
189
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
749 to unsuspecting collectors.
,work
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
958.
,crime
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
355 to unsuspecting collectors.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870372734259271> |
20,000 (cash)
,work
You earn
321 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
,crime
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
762, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
Result: Loss
-1,000

Value: 14

Value: Blackjack
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
355.
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
786 before the police arrive.
,bal
,with all
Withdrew
6,250,000 from your bank!
,roulette 250000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
250,000 on 1-12
,bj 150000
Result: Win
225,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 9
,bj 25000
Result: Loss
-25,000

Value: 18

Value: 21
,bj 50000
Result: Win
50,000

Value: 19

Value: 18
,bal
,dep all
Deposited
7,000,000 to your bank!
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you
648 in loot.
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
619, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
,work
You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining
460.
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
182
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for
806
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
266. Oh, those elves…
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid
546.
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
790 before the security guards arrive.
,work
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
493.
,crime
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
300.
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning
272.
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
332. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
,work
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received
972.
,work
,crime
You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining
321.
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
577, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
524, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
Result: Dealer bust
1,000

Value: 15

Value: 22
,bj all
Result: Bust
-1,316

Value: 22

Value: 17
,with all
Withdrew
7,000,000 from your bank!
,bj 25000
Result: Loss
-25,000

Value: 17

Value: 20
,bj 50000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
,bj 50000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid
658, based off the value of what you gathered.
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
301 on the black market.
,bj 50000
Result: Bust
-50,000

Value: 23

Value: 12
,bj 100000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
,bj 100000
Result: Bust
-100,000

Value: 24

Value: 9
,bj 150000
Result: Win
150,000

Value: 20

Value: 18
,bal
,bj 25000
Result: Win
25,000

Value: 21

Value: 20
,bj 12500
Result: Win
12,500

Value: 18

Value: 17
,bj 12500
Result: Win
18,750

Value: Blackjack

Value: 12
,bal
,bj 1250
Result: Win
1,875

Value: Blackjack

Value: 7
,bal
,bj 3125
Result: Bust
-3,125

Value: 25

Value: 15
,bj 5000
Result: Win
5,000

Value: 20

Value: 18
,bal
,bj 15000
Result: Dealer bust
15,000

Value: 18

Value: 25
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Dealer bust
100,000

Value: 21

Value: 26
,bal
,dep all
Deposited
7,150,000 to your bank!
,work
A village sacrifices
714 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
795, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
,bj all
Result: Bust
-1,509

Value: 22

Value: 11
,with all
Withdrew
7,150,000 from your bank!
,bj 100000
Result: Dealer bust
100,000

Value: 21

Value: 25
,dep all
Deposited
7,250,000 to your bank!
, collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&591002534089457710> |
75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009870380023959622> |
16,000 (cash)
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
827 for your good work!
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
208. Oh, those elves…
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
801 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
447
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received
609.
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
577 to unsuspecting collectors.
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid
634 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
225 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of
608.
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
488, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
sus
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received
214.
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
608 before the police arrive.
You spend your day chopping wood, earning
339.
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
107 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
,work
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
769.
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
793
,work
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
572.
,crime
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
588 from them.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870380023959622> |
16,000 (cash)
,dep all
Deposited
67,878 to your bank!
Do that again
You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid
907, based off the value of what you gathered.
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
174 trying to undo the curse.
,give @fading pond all
@fading pond has received your
1,000,000
,dep 999999
Deposited
999,999 to your bank!
,pay @stuck fractal 1
@stuck fractal has received your
1
,bal
,work
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid
282 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
473, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
,bj all
Result: Loss
-755

Value: 16

Value: 19
,with all
Withdrew
7,250,000 from your bank!
,bj 14000
Result: Bust
-14,000

Value: 22

Value: 14
,bj 28000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
,bj 28000
Result: Win
42,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 17
,bal
,bj 2000
Result: Win
2,000

Value: 20

Value: 17
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you
848 in recognition from the king.
,bal
,bj 20000
Result: Dealer bust
20,000

Value: 20

Value: 22
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
582 before the police arrive.
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Loss
-50,000

Value: 17

Value: 19
,bj 100000
Result: Loss
-100,000

Value: 16

Value: 19
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 19

Value: 26
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Bust
-50,000

Value: 23

Value: 7
,bj 150000
Result: Win
225,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 12
,bj 25000
Result: Loss
-25,000

Value: 16

Value: 17
,bal
Result: Dealer bust
50,000

Value: 17

Value: 26
,dep all
Deposited
7,500,000 to your bank!
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make
443
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
160
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make
579
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
335, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
,work
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
148 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
,crime
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
265 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
Result: Win
1,000

Value: 20

Value: 18
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for
381
You sneak into a castle and steal
550 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
459.
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
208
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726088659505512509> |
5,000 (cash)
You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining
220.
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
392 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you
203.
You "print" yourself
410 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726089538845278249> |
500 (cash)
,dep all
Deposited
50,500 to your bank!
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
740.
You "print" yourself
544 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,work
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
878.
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
573
,give @fading pond all
@fading pond has received your
1,452
A village sacrifices
468 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
517 from them.
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
248
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
392. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870382947389450> |
13,500 (cash)
,roulette 13500 black
You have placed a bet of
13,500 on black
,dep all
Deposited
77,000 to your bank!
,bal
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
433 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
324 in loot.
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for
470
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
717, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
You earn
850 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
310 in loot.
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
309 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
569 on the black market.
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
472.
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
279. Oh, those elves…
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
584 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
359, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
, collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870419005821059> |
3,000 (cash)
, work
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you
988.
, crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
188. Oh, those elves…
, dep all
Deposited
53,995 to your bank!
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
139
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
114
You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid
998.
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
179. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
179 from you.
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you
207.
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
722 before the security guards arrive.
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
259.
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
464 to unsuspecting collectors.
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
960
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
444 as ransom.
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
435 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
394
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received
472.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
425
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
603.
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
133 debt to the travelers you scammed.
,work
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you
894 in commissions for future projects.
,crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
351 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
710.
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
217 in the process.
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
252 for 29 orcish heads.
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
233 debt to the travelers you scammed.
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
538.
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
337 before the security guards arrive.
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You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning
843.
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
232 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
886.
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
396
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
224 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
150 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
,work
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
404.
,crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
349 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
510.
You sneak into a castle and steal
360 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
765.
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
660
You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid
644.
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
504 before the police arrive.
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for
114
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
188 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
549 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
550 without getting caught.
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
546.
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
140
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
860 for your good work!
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
565 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
204.
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
456. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
,crime
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
270 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
,work
You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for
427 worth in coins and gems.
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
568
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
112. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
112 from you.
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
499.
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
629. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for
244
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
293 debt to the travelers you scammed.
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
568 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
778 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid
535.
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
206.
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
425.
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
569, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
597.
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
349, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of
515.
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
229 trying to undo the curse.
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with
227 as a personal gift.
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
523 before the security guards arrive.
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with
323 as a personal gift.
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
171
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
711 for your good work!
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
577 in loot.
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
653 for your good work!
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
675
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid
545.
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
333 to unsuspecting collectors.
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid
592.
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
788 on the black market.
You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry:
181.
You sneak into a castle and steal
699 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
534.
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
309 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
847.
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
552 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received
370.
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
706 without getting caught.
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
857.
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
379 on the black market.
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
600.
You sneak into a castle and steal
347 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
You spend your day chopping wood, earning
331.
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
507. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
102
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
737 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry:
898.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
620
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
360.
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
226 in the process.
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
313.
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
500 before the police arrive.
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
510.
You sneak into a castle and steal
659 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for
944
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
422 in loot.
You receive
585 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
148
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
139 for 29 orcish heads.
You sneak into a castle and steal
473 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
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You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
596.
You "print" yourself
609 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
347.
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
306
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with
192 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
175. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
175 from you.
You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry:
117.
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
736 to unsuspecting collectors.
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
930.
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
778, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
120 for your good work!
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
666 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
458.
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
721. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
697
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
734 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with
248 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
136
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
408.
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
509 on the black market.
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
338 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
268.
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
142.
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
406 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of
378.
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
406, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
265
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
727, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
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You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
689.
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
458, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you
699 in recognition from the king.
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
732, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
,bal
Result: Win
500

Value: 19

Value: 17
Result: Loss
-1,000

Value: 20

Value: Blackjack
Result: Dealer bust
700

Value: 19

Value: 26
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 23

Value: 18
Result: Dealer bust
500

Value: 19

Value: 22
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
571.
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
525 without getting caught.
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 19

Value: 20
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
889.
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
397 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid
375.
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
481 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make
249
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
692 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received
143.
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
508
You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with
800
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
415 before the police arrive.
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with
880 as a personal gift.
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
195 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
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You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
461
,work
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
767.
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,work
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
139 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
?
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
193.
Good and hi
You sneak into a castle and steal
387 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid
211.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
148 after you escape from the angry bandits.
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
426 for 29 orcish heads.
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
765 before the security guards arrive.
You receive
936 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
433, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
230.
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
216
After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with
467 by the Royal Ant Keeper.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
676
You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for
704
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
558 to unsuspecting collectors.
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you
138 in commissions for future projects.
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
390 on the black market.
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
690.
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
758, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you
621.
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
561 without getting caught.
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you
760 for your work.
You sneak into a castle and steal
767 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
749.
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
690 to unsuspecting collectors.
You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining
197.
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
166
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you
462
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
193.
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning
585.
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
546 on the black market.
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
538.
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
574 as ransom.
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
531.
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
167.
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for
168
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
443. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
251.
You sneak into a castle and steal
508 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
294.
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
539 in loot.
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
205 for your good work!
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
168
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
194 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
454, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
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A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
996.
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
445 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
A village sacrifices
706 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
171 after you escape from the angry bandits.
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
710.
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
405 as ransom.
You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid
203.
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
733 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
743
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
609 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid
539 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
463 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch
818 worth in orcish coins.
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
426 on the black market.
You spend your day chopping wood, earning
845.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
102
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
428 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
170
You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining
194.
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
654 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
327 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
694 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
A rich citizen sacrifices
895 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.
You "print" yourself
635 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
964.
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
638, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
788
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
644 on the black market.
You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid
642, based off the value of what you gathered.
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
216 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with
593 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
337, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
835 for your good work!
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
648 before the police arrive.
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
327.
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
568 on the black market.
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning
719.
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
216 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
873.
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
678 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
644.
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
257 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
720.
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
693, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
924.
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
765 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
101.
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
511 from them.
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
459 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
795 in loot.
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with
400 and the title of Court Wizard.
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
757 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for
610
You "print" yourself
429 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid
557
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
448 before the police arrive.
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid
536.
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
268 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you
275.
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
456, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
403.
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
354 in loot.
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
797.
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
614, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of
938.
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
121 in the process.
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you
639 in loot.
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
606, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
485.
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
524
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid
356.
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
609
After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with
440 by the Royal Ant Keeper.
You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of
162 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
929.
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
609 to unsuspecting collectors.
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
135
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
158 after you escape from the angry bandits.
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
973.
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
445 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you
460 for your service.
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
745 to unsuspecting collectors.
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch
364 worth in orcish coins.
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
635 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid
294.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
235
A rich citizen sacrifices
850 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
600 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you
313 in commissions for future projects.
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
425
You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for
986
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
449 before the security guards arrive.
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You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
313.
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 22

Value: 15
Result: Win
500

Value: 18

Value: 17
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 18

Value: 19
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 27

Value: 15
You receive
764 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
Result: Dealer bust
500

Value: Soft 19

Value: 22
Result: Loss
-1,000

Value: 18

Value: 20
Result: Win
500

Value: 19

Value: 17
Result: Win
1,000

Value: 21

Value: 20
Result: Dealer bust
2,000

Value: 19

Value: 24
Result: Push, money back

Value: 21

Value: 21
Result: Win
3,000

Value: 20

Value: 19
Result: Win
5,000

Value: Soft 19

Value: 17
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An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
942.
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
267. Oh, those elves…
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Value: 18

Value: 18
Result: Bust
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Value: 15
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
398
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch
381 worth in orcish coins.
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
405 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
150.
You "print" yourself
603 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
You have bought 1 Wheat!
Use this item with the </item use:1057973912614490182> command.
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@supple oyster
@wispy nebula wants to sell you 1 Wheat for
225,000
@wispy nebula
Sell item trade is complete. @supple oyster has received 1 Wheat for
225,000
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
747
After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with
583 by the Royal Ant Keeper.
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 25

Value: 13
Result: Win
500

Value: 21

Value: 17
Result: Win
1,000

Value: 19

Value: 17
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
Result: Win
500

Value: 20

Value: 19
Result: Win
1,500

Value: Blackjack

Value: 16
Result: Win
2,000

Value: 21

Value: 17
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Result: Loss
-500

Value: 13

Value: Blackjack
Result: Win
500

Value: 20

Value: 18
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you
811.
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
181 debt to the travelers you scammed.
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
104 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
You sneak into a castle and steal
300 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
826.
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
494 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
655.
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
526 without getting caught.
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A village sacrifices
346 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
788 for your good work!
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
616 in loot.
Result: Win
750

Value: Blackjack

Value: 16
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
263.
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
328 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you
340 in loot.
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
558, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
837.
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
160.
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You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for
605
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
280 trying to undo the curse.
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You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of
247.
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You "print" yourself
697 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
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Deposited
147,502 to your bank!
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
576.
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
158 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for
327
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
466. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received
273.
You sneak into a castle and steal
533 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
150.
You sneak into a castle and steal
551 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
572.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
653
You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for
848 worth in coins and gems.
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
348 before the police arrive.
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
215 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
416 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
602.
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
679 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 22

Value: 13
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 24

Value: 20
Result: Dealer bust
500

Value: 17

Value: 24
Result: Dealer bust
1,000

Value: Soft 19

Value: 25
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you
139
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
785 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
682 for your good work!
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
631 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
538.
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
143.
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for
607
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
541 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received
294.
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
679 on the black market.
You spend your day chopping wood, earning
318.
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
167. Oh, those elves…
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 19

Value: 20
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You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
990.
You sneak into a castle and steal
571 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for
400
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
377 in loot.
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
999 for 29 orcish heads.
You sneak into a castle and steal
781 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
222.
You sneak into a castle and steal
401 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
837.
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
118 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
A village sacrifices
338 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
286. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
286 from you.
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you
927 for your service.
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
777 without getting caught.
You earn
808 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
677 without getting caught.
You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab
290 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
207. Oh, those elves…
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid
767.
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
265
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with
431 and the title of Court Wizard.
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
417, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you
242.
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
705 in loot.
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
264.
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
635 in loot.
A rich citizen sacrifices
350 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
563
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
917.
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
405 without getting caught.
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 17

Value: 19
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 23

Value: 20
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 24

Value: 9
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 22

Value: 12
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 18

Value: 19
Result: Dealer bust
500

Value: 21

Value: 25
Result: Loss
-1,000

Value: 17

Value: 20
Result: Win
500

Value: 20

Value: 18
Result: Loss
-1,000

Value: 17

Value: 20
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 18

Value: 21
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
108.
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
374 before the police arrive.
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 24

Value: 14
You have placed a bet of
500 on red
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You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you
870 in recognition from the king.
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
518 before the security guards arrive.
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
250 for your good work!
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
549 on the black market.
You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for
859 worth in coins and gems.
You sneak into a castle and steal
335 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
501.
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
115.
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid
237
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
652, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you
1,000.
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
573 before the police arrive.
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
599 for your good work!
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
217 after you escape from the angry bandits.
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
372.
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
165.
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received
928.
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
726 before the police arrive.
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
727 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
346 to unsuspecting collectors.
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
560 for your good work!
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
419 without getting caught.
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
555.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
557
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
312.
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
653 to unsuspecting collectors.
A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted
678 for your good work!
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
543 before the security guards arrive.
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
206 for 29 orcish heads.
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
331 before the police arrive.
You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with
301
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
268.
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you
975 in recognition from the king.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
686
You receive
255 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
410 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with
330 and the title of Court Wizard.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
377
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
458.
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
143 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you
845 for your service.
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
132 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid
961 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
691, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
You earn
300 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
532 on the black market.
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
671 for 29 orcish heads.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
493
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
882.
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
651 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
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An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid
721.
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
682 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
@nrub
Result: Win
500

Value: 20

Value: 18
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on red
Result: Win
3,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 12
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
Result: Loss
-1,500

Value: 20

Value: 21
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 26

Value: 15
Result: Win
1,000

Value: 20

Value: 17
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
357, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid
888.