Result: Loss
-110,000
Your Hand

Value: 10
Dealer Hand

Value: Blackjack
Cards remaining: 171
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Result: Loss
-110,000

Value: 10

Value: Blackjack
,bj 150000
Result: Bust
-150,000

Value: 22

Value: 20
,bal
,roulette 300000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on 1-12
,bj 30000
Result: Win
45,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 10
,bj 15000
Result: Dealer bust
15,000

Value: 21

Value: 25
,bal
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
706.
,bj 10000

Value: 11

Value: 9
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
149. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
149 from you.
,roulette 300000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on 1-12
,bj 150000
-#
You are already playing a game, here it is!
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
,bal
,bj 150000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
,bal
,bj 10000
Result: Loss
-10,000

Value: 14

Value: 17
,bj 20000
Result: Loss
-20,000

Value: 9

Value: Blackjack
,bj 40000
Result: Dealer bust
40,000

Value: 17

Value: 24
,bal
,roulette 150000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
150,000 on 1-12
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 17

Value: 24
,bal
,bj 200000
You cannot choose more than 150,000 for your bet.
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 17

Value: 23
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Bust
-50,000

Value: 22

Value: 20
You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for
855
,bj 150000
Result: Bust
-150,000

Value: 23

Value: 16
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
794. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000

Value: 16

Value: 20
,roulette 300000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on 1-12
,bj 150000
Result: Bust
-150,000

Value: 26

Value: 13
,bal
,bj 150000
Result: Win
150,000

Value: 19

Value: 18
,bal
,roulette 300000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on 1-12
,bj 100000
Result: Win
100,000

Value: 21

Value: 19
,bal
,bal
,bj 100000
Result: Bust
-100,000

Value: 26

Value: 18
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 16

Value: 23
,bj 50000
Result: Loss
-50,000

Value: 16

Value: 20
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Win
75,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 19
,bj 25000
Result: Dealer bust
25,000

Value: 21

Value: 25
,bal
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you
551 for your service.
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
633
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
599.
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
435 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you
436 for your service.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
162 after you escape from the angry bandits.
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch
678 worth in orcish coins.
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
399
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
0
You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining
377.
You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid
842, based off the value of what you gathered.
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
145 in the process.
Result: Win
375

Value: Blackjack

Value: 9
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
644 on the black market.
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid
276
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
451 in loot.
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
Result: Win
430

Value: 20

Value: 18
Result: Bust
-1,100

Value: 25

Value: 20
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you
362.
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
722 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
740.
You sneak into a castle and steal
333 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
510.
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
167 in the process.
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
904.
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
527. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
714.
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
312 before the police arrive.
,bal
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you
671 for your service.
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
344, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you
512
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
179
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
300.
You "print" yourself
382 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch
937 worth in orcish coins.
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
386, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
536.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
215 after you escape from the angry bandits.
,work
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
712.
,crime
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
163 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
,bj all
You cannot choose more than 150,000 for your bet.
,bal
,bj 549
Result: Bust
-549

Value: 22

Value: 13
You earn
154 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
435 before the security guards arrive.
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid
746
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
386 as ransom.
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid
264.
You "print" yourself
556 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with
612
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
152. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
152 from you.
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid
946.
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
729, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
942.
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
567 in loot.
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid
204
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
459 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you
887 for your service.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
687
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
303.
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
190 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
A village sacrifices
968 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
367. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch
891 worth in orcish coins.
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
264 debt to the travelers you scammed.
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
650.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
398
You spend your day chopping wood, earning
414.
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
795 without getting caught.
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid
804.
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
548, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
, collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&591002534089457710> |
75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009870380023959622> |
16,000 (cash)
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
349.
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
786 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
,work
You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for
282
,crime
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
676
,bj all
You cannot choose more than 150,000 for your bet.
,dep all
Deposited
3,000,958 to your bank!
,with 958
Withdrew
958 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Win
1,437

Value: Blackjack

Value: 17
,bj half
Result: Bust
-1,197

Value: 22

Value: 10
,bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
1,198

Value: 17

Value: 24
,dep all
Deposited
2,396 to your bank!
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1779267600:R>.
,work
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
999.
,crime
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
325 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870412127150090> |
8,000 (cash)
,bal
Result: Win
7,500

Value: Blackjack

Value: 19
,bal
,bal
,bal
Result: Push, money back

Value: 21

Value: 21
Result: Loss
-30,000

Value: 17

Value: 20
Result: Loss
-3,921

Value: 17

Value: 20
,bal
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
799 as ransom.
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received
472.
,crime
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
633 without getting caught.
,work
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with
484 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
,bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust
1,000

Value: 18

Value: 25
,bal
,lb
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You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
619 to unsuspecting collectors.
You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for
984
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
807 for your good work!
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and
205 less coins in the bag.
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
411 to unsuspecting collectors.
You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab
389 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870382947389450> |
13,500 (cash)
,roulette 13500 black
You have placed a bet of
13,500 on black
Deposited
50,000 to your bank!
,bal
,work
After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with
127 by the Royal Ant Keeper.
,crime
You "print" yourself
724 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,bj all
Result: Win
851

Value: 21

Value: 17
,bj half
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
,dep all
Deposited
1,702 to your bank!
,work
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
492.
,crime
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
339 before the police arrive.
,dep all
Deposited
60,562 to your bank!
,bal
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
124
You earn
335 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
174 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of
372.
,bal
Result: Win
4,683

Value: 21

Value: 17
,work
You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab
221 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.
,crime
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
644 before the police arrive.
,bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
869

Value: 17

Value: 25
,bj all
Result: Win
1,738

Value: 21

Value: 20
,bj all
Result: Bust
-3,476

Value: 25

Value: 10
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
586 for your good work!
,crime
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
635
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,268

Value: 18

Value: 20
Withdrew
100,000 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Loss
-100,000

Value: 17

Value: 18
...
see
,with all
Withdrew
2,900,595 from your bank!
,bj 150000
Result: Push, money back

Value: Soft 19

Value: 19
See
,bj 150000
Result: Win
150,000

Value: 20

Value: 17
nah uh
Cuz he keeps hittin tik he gets >17
And when you're like 14-16 you always BUSt when you hit
Shitty ahh bj
no
bj and busting
it's just more likely
Sounds familiar
,bal
,bj 595
Result: Loss
-595

Value: 12

Value: Blackjack
Grah
,bj 1000
Result: Loss
-1,000

Value: Soft 19

Value: 20
Naw
,bj 49000
Result: Dealer bust
49,000

Value: 19

Value: 24
i don't care
Well it was only 1k anyways
A can be an 11 or a 1
,bal
But well
,bj 2000
Result: Loss
-2,000

Value: 20

Value: 21
Nonetheless you wouldn't really bust actually
,bj 4000
Result: Bust
-4,000

Value: 22

Value: 15
,bj 8000
Result: Win
8,000

Value: 21

Value: 19
,dep all
Deposited
3,100,000 to your bank!
,work
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
260.
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
491 without getting caught.
,bj all
Result: Bust
-751

Value: 23

Value: 8
🦛
,work
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning
996.
,crime
You "print" yourself
757 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&726089028793008317> |
2,000 (cash)
,bal
,crime
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
491 before the police arrive.
,work
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
851.
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
703
,dep all
Deposited
1,554 to your bank!
,work
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
747.
,crime
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
712
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
399. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
242.
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 19

Value: 20
Deposited
9,507 to your bank!
,bal
Deposited
1 to your bank!
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
793, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
759.
Result: Bust
-1,552

Value: 25

Value: 19
,work
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
575
,crime
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
137 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
,bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
Deposited
511 to your bank!
,work
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
133.
,crime
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
701 before the security guards arrive.
,bj all
Result: Bust
-853

Value: 24

Value: 13
You're just telling me to die
,worl
,worl
,worl
,worl

,worl
you know what
Screw it
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
754 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
,crime
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
223.
,bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 21

Value: 21
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,990

Value: 16

Value: 18
,bal
,with 100000
Withdrew
100,000 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Bust
-100,000

Value: 23

Value: 17
,bj 150000
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
0 in cash.
,with all
Withdrew
3,000,000 from your bank!
Result: Loss
-150,000

Value: 15

Value: Blackjack
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000

Value: 18

Value: 19
,roulette 150000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
150,000 on 1-12
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 17

Value: 22
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Loss
-50,000

Value: 15

Value: 21
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Bust
-50,000

Value: 23

Value: 17
,roulette 300000 red
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on red
,bj 150000
Result: Win
150,000

Value: 21

Value: 19
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Loss
-50,000

Value: 18

Value: 21
,bj 100000
Result: Win
150,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 14
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Bust
-50,000

Value: 25

Value: 18

Value: 23

Value: 10
Result: Bust
-100,000

Value: 23

Value: 20
,bj 100000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
,bal
,bj 100000
Result: Loss
-100,000

Value: 18

Value: 19
,bj 100000

Value: 23

Value: 7
Result: Bust
-100,000

Value: 23

Value: 16
,bj 150000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
,bal
,bj 150000
Result: Win
225,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 13
,bj 25000
Result: Win
25,000

Value: 20

Value: 19
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Dealer bust
100,000

Value: 15

Value: 26
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Loss
-50,000

Value: 14

Value: 21
,bj 150000
Result: Bust
-150,000

Value: 23

Value: 16
,bj 150000
Result: Push, money back

Value: Soft 20

Value: 20
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 15

Value: 25
,dep all
Deposited
3,000,000 to your bank!
,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
416 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,work
A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted
672 for your good work!
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,work
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
676 for 29 orcish heads.
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
624
,dep all
Deposited
1,302 to your bank!
,bal
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1779267600:R>.
,work
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
703.
,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
533 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
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,work
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with
359 and the title of Court Wizard.
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1779267600:R>.
,crime
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
133 debt to the travelers you scammed.
,crime
You sneak into a castle and steal
749 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
,work
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
946.
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3,000,000 from your bank!
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000

Value: 16

Value: 20
,bj 150000
Result: Bust
-150,000

Value: 22

Value: 11
,bj 150000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000

Value: 15

Value: 19
,roulette 300000 red
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on red
,bj 150000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 17

Value: 22
,roulette 300000 red
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on red
,bal
,bj 100000
Result: Dealer bust
100,000

Value: 17

Value: 25
,bal
,bal
,bj 100000
Result: Loss
-100,000

Value: 13

Value: Blackjack
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000

Value: 17

Value: 19
,roulette 300000 red
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on red
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 20

Value: 25
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Loss
-50,000

Value: 18

Value: 20
,bj 100000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
,roulete 300000 red
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on red
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 18

Value: 26
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Win
50,000

Value: 20

Value: 18
,bal
,roulette 250000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
250,000 on 1-12
,bj 100000
Result: Loss
-100,000

Value: 20

Value: 21
,bj 100000
Result: Win
100,000

Value: 18

Value: 17
,bal
,roulette 300000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on 1-12
,bj 50000
Result: Bust
-50,000

Value: 23

Value: 20
,bj 50000
Result: Bust
-50,000

Value: 22

Value: 16
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 17

Value: 23
,bal
Result: Dealer bust
50,000

Value: 19

Value: 24
,roulette 300000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on 1-12
,bal
,bj 125000
Result: Loss
-125,000

Value: 13

Value: 21
,bj 125000
Result: Loss
-125,000

Value: 19

Value: 20
,roulette 300000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on 1-12
,bj 50000
Result: Loss
-50,000

Value: 14

Value: Blackjack
,bj 100000
Result: Loss
-100,000

Value: 16

Value: 18
,bj 100000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
,bj 50000
Result: Dealer bust
50,000

Value: 20

Value: 24
,bal
Want a loan to hit 2mil?
Would make you be in the top 100
,work
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch
494 worth in orcish coins.
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
169. Oh, those elves…
,bj all
Result: Bust
-366

Value: 25

Value: 20
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
802.
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
704 before the security guards arrive.
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,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870404443197500> |
12,000 (cash)
,dep all
Deposited
62,206 to your bank!
,bal
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
142.
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
607 before the security guards arrive.
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received
753.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
419
,work
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you
319 for your work.
,crime
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
596 before the security guards arrive.
,bj all
Result: Bust
-915

Value: 25

Value: 20
You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with
955
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
383 as ransom.
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
159.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
356
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with
583 as a personal gift.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
100
You receive
937 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
238 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
658.
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
579 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
137.
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
453 from them.
Result: Loss
-2,000

Value: Soft 17

Value: 20
Result: Dealer bust
6,289

Value: Soft 21

Value: 24
Deposited
12,578 to your bank!
,bal
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you
439 in commissions for future projects.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
133 after you escape from the angry bandits.
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
580 for 29 orcish heads.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
427
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
282.
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
257. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
257 from you.
You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid
343.
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
121 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
586.
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
712 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
You earn
611 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
477
You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab
185 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
458
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for
527
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
465
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
859.
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
278
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
287 for your good work!
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
284
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you
779 for your work.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
371
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
612.
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
384 without getting caught.
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
816.
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
448 in loot.
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make
841
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
287
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
645.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
583
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
111 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
658, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with
650 as a personal gift.
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
439 to unsuspecting collectors.
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you
945 in recognition from the king.
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
191. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
191 from you.
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You can next collect income <t:1779267600:R>.
,crime
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
678 on the black market.
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of
541.
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
466, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
A village sacrifices
622 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
You sneak into a castle and steal
352 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid
389.
You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of
290 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid
636
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
240
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with
300 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
569, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you
948
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
713 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of
726.
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
585 to unsuspecting collectors.
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning
497.
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
762 in loot.
,work
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you
164 in loot.
,crime
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
360
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You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you
803 in commissions for future projects.
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
261.
,bal
You receive
281 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
269
,work
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch
950 worth in orcish coins.
,crime
You "print" yourself
333 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,bj all
You cannot choose more than 150,000 for your bet.
,bal
,bj 1283
Result: Loss
-1,283

Value: 19

Value: 20
,bj 15000
Result: Dealer bust
15,000

Value: 19

Value: 23
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000

Value: 18

Value: 19
You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for
779 worth in coins and gems.
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
624, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
,bj 150000
Result: Win
150,000

Value: Soft 21

Value: 19
,bal
,roulette 265000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
265,000 on 1-12
,bj 50000
Result: Loss
-50,000

Value: 19

Value: 20
,bj 150000
Result: Win
150,000

Value: 20

Value: 18
,bal
,bj 95000
Result: Dealer bust
95,000

Value: 13

Value: 23
,bal
,bj 10000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
,bj 10000
Result: Bust
-10,000

Value: 23

Value: 18
,bj 20000
Result: Loss
-20,000

Value: 14

Value: 18
,bj 40000

Value: 21

Value: 5
Result: Dealer bust
40,000

Value: 21

Value: 24
,bal
,bj 10000
Result: Bust
-10,000

Value: 23

Value: 20
,bal
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
664.
,bj 30000
Result: Bust
-30,000

Value: 23

Value: 10
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
617
,roulette 250000 1-12
You have placed a bet of
250,000 on 1-12
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Push, money back

Value: Blackjack

Value: Blackjack
,bj 50000
Result: Win
50,000

Value: 20

Value: 19
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Loss
-50,000

Value: 17

Value: 19
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
735.
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
625, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with
993 as a personal gift.
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
292 trying to undo the curse.
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
877.
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
547 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
,bal
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning
388.
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
655 before the security guards arrive.
You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for
184
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
626 before the security guards arrive.
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
174.
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
449. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for
350
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
141. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
141 from you.
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
292 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
660 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
458.
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
667 from them.
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
921.
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
312 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you
888 in loot.
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
271 debt to the travelers you scammed.
You receive
926 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
515 from them.
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you
423 in recognition from the king.
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
444 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
456.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
221 after you escape from the angry bandits.
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
950.
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
475 before the police arrive.
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with
733 and the title of Court Wizard.
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
613 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
854.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
659
You spend your day chopping wood, earning
908.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
160 after you escape from the angry bandits.
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
522.
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
449
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You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry:
489.
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
223 debt to the travelers you scammed.
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
112 for your good work!
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
595 without getting caught.
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with
290 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
566 as ransom.
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
371 for your good work!
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
788 before the security guards arrive.
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
789 for your good work!
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
735 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
858.
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
769 to unsuspecting collectors.
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you
877.
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
799
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
240 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
396 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with
562 as a personal gift.
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
625 as ransom.
You earn
934 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
564
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
488 to unsuspecting collectors.
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
706.
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
320 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
322.
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You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
425, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
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Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870404443197500> |
12,000 (cash)
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Deposited
63,271 to your bank!
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You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
402.
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid
655.
,crime
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
480
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
578
You receive
983 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
361 before the security guards arrive.
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An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
714 for your good work!
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You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
222 trying to undo the curse.
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You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you
267 for your work.
,bj 492
Result: Bust
-492

Value: 23

Value: 16
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
549. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
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Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&821008392142716995> |
250 (cash)
,bj 250
Result: Dealer bust
250

Value: 21

Value: 25
,bj 50500
Result: Bust
-50,500

Value: 22

Value: 19
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000

Value: 17

Value: 18
,bj 150000

Value: 20

Value: 4
,bj 150000
-#
You are already playing a game, here it is!
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 20

Value: 25
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You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
448.
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
421 on the black market.
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you
818.
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
480 without getting caught.
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
506.
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
656 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid
457.
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
126 debt to the travelers you scammed.
Result: Loss
-1,000

Value: 12

Value: Blackjack
Result: Win
1,000

Value: 19

Value: 17
Result: Win
2,000

Value: 20

Value: 17
Result: Dealer bust
3,000

Value: Soft 18

Value: 26
Result: Dealer bust
2,000

Value: 19

Value: 24
Result: Win
2,000

Value: 21

Value: 18
Result: Push, money back

Value: Soft 17

Value: 17
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
247.
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
438
Result: Dealer bust
2,000

Value: 19

Value: 24
Result: Loss
-3,000

Value: 19

Value: 20
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Result: Win
2,000

Value: 21

Value: 17
Result: Loss
-2,000

Value: Soft 17

Value: 21
Result: Loss
-4,000

Value: 18

Value: 19
Result: Dealer bust
5,000

Value: 19

Value: 24
You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for
885 worth in coins and gems.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
384
Result: Bust
-2,000

Value: 22

Value: 20
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
Result: Bust
-2,000

Value: 23

Value: 12
Result: Win
2,000

Value: 20

Value: 17
Result: Bust
-3,000

Value: 27

Value: 20
Result: Win
2,000

Value: 19

Value: 18
Result: Loss
-3,000

Value: 16

Value: 21
Result: Bust
-2,000

Value: 23

Value: 11
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
367 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
You sneak into a castle and steal
528 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
Result: Loss
-2,000

Value: 18

Value: 20
Result: Loss
-2,000

Value: 19

Value: 20
Result: Win
2,000

Value: 20

Value: 19
Result: Bust
-3,000

Value: 23

Value: 12
Result: Bust
-60,946

Value: 25

Value: 20

You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you
476 in commissions for future projects.
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
573. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you
302 for your work.
You sneak into a castle and steal
324 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
568.
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
336 as ransom.
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
355.
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
210 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with
455 as a personal gift.
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
344 in loot.
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with
600 and the title of Court Wizard.
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
145.
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