#💰worldbox-casino
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,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 25
Cards remaining: 129
,roulette 300000 red
New roulette game started!
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on red
Time remaining: 15 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)
,bal
,bal
,bj 5000
Result: Loss
-5,000
Your Hand

Value: Soft 19
Dealer Hand

Value: 21
Cards remaining: 124
,bj 55000
Result: Loss
-110,000
Your Hand

Value: 15
Dealer Hand

Value: 18
Cards remaining: 117
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
684
Reply #726382
,bj 150000
Result: Win
225,000
Your Hand

Value: Blackjack
Dealer Hand

Value: 13
Cards remaining: 113
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
188. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
188 from you.
Reply #4845792
,bal
,bj 10000
Result: Bust
-10,000
Your Hand

Value: 22
Dealer Hand

Value: 12
Cards remaining: 108
,bj 50000
Result: Win
50,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 17
Cards remaining: 104
,bal
,dep all
Deposited
1,250,000 to your bank!
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
569.
Reply #718735
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
140
Reply #726422
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
481.
Reply #718743
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
330 before the police arrive.
Reply #4845767
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
942.
Reply #718737
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and
222 less coins in the bag.
Reply #726424
A rich citizen sacrifices
979 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.
Reply #726410
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
289
Reply #726425
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
786.
Reply #718722
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
551, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
Reply #4845787
You spend your day chopping wood, earning
459.
Reply #718714
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
524 from them.
Reply #4845770
You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for
967
Reply #726394
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
272.
Reply #718770
You receive
740 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
Reply #726380
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
251. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
251 from you.
Reply #4845792
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
839.
Reply #718722
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
535, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
Reply #4845787
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
685
Reply #726382
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
126 trying to undo the curse.
Reply #4845790
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you
267 in recognition from the king.
Reply #4845795
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
683 in loot.
Reply #726420
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
494.
Reply #718759
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
335 on the black market.
Reply #4845769
You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining
697.
Reply #718717
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
598 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
Reply #4845765
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for
314
Reply #726417
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
170
Reply #726398
,work
You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry:
516.
Reply #1479824
,crime
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
712 before the police arrive.
Reply #4845767
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
1,228
Your Hand

Value: 15
Dealer Hand

Value: 24
Cards remaining: 99
,dep all
Deposited
2,456 to your bank!
,bal
,with all
Withdrew
1,252,456 from your bank!
,roulette 252456 red
New roulette game started!
You have placed a bet of
252,456 on red
Time remaining: 15 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)
,bal
,bj 4912
Result: Bust
-4,912
Your Hand

Value: 25
Dealer Hand

Value: 12
Cards remaining: 92
,bal
,dep all
Deposited
1,500,000 to your bank!
,work
You cannot work for 24 seconds.
,crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 seconds.
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make
567
Reply #1479833
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
109. Oh, those elves…
Reply #726396
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of
233.
Reply #4845800
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
588 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
Reply #4845788
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
502.
Reply #718722
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
596 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
Reply #4845789
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
592
Reply #726406
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
314 on the black market.
Reply #4845769
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
812 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
Reply #2300160
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
461
Reply #726421
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
649
Reply #726382
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
530 on the black market.
Reply #4845769
You receive
476 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
Reply #726380
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
718
Reply #726421
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
700
Reply #726406
,bal
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
637, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
Reply #4845787
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
552.
Reply #718737
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
494 before the security guards arrive.
Reply #4845772
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
869.
Reply #718753
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
620
Reply #726421
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you
515
Reply #726415
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
104
Reply #726422
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
921.
Reply #4845799
,work
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
391 as ransom.
Reply #726395
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
706.
Reply #718753
,crime
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and
255 less coins in the bag.
Reply #726424
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
451.
Reply #718759
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
275 after you escape from the angry bandits.
Reply #726402
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
282 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
Reply #726393
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
763 on the black market.
Reply #4845769
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
426
Reply #726382
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
472 in loot.
Reply #726420
,bal
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
777 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
Reply #726393
You sneak into a castle and steal
568 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
Reply #4845766
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you
151 in recognition from the king.
Reply #4845795
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
353 before the security guards arrive.
Reply #4845772
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch
173 worth in orcish coins.
Reply #726387
You "print" yourself
545 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
Reply #726419
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
997.
Reply #718722
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
522 on the black market.
Reply #4845769
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received
617.
Reply #718728
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
442 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
Reply #4845765
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you
878 for your service.
Reply #726388
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
486 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
Reply #4845788
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
500 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
Reply #1479819
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
762, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
Reply #4845787
You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for
377
Reply #726394
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
312. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
Reply #4845776
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning
319.
Reply #718718
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
733 before the security guards arrive.
Reply #4845772
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
367.
Reply #718743
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
705 from them.
Reply #4845770
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
324.
Reply #718726
You "print" yourself
308 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
Reply #726419
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
902.
Reply #718722
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
339 without getting caught.
Reply #4845768
,bal
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
184.
Reply #718749
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
647 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
Reply #4845788
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
454.
Reply #4845799
You sneak into a castle and steal
575 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
Reply #4845766
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you
230 in loot.
Reply #726408
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
309, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
Reply #4845778
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you
357 in recognition from the king.
Reply #4845795
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
469 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
Reply #4845765
You spend your day chopping wood, earning
568.
Reply #718714
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
165.
Reply #718770
,work
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with
817 as a personal gift.
Reply #726386
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
605 as ransom.
Reply #726395
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,422
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 19
Cards remaining: 305
,bal
,with all
Withdrew
1,500,000 from your bank!
,bj 100000
Result: Dealer bust
100,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 24
Cards remaining: 297
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Loss
-50,000
Your Hand

Value: 15
Dealer Hand

Value: 18
Cards remaining: 291
,bj 150000
Result: Win
225,000
Your Hand

Value: Blackjack
Dealer Hand

Value: 15
Cards remaining: 287
,bal
,bj 25000
Result: Loss
-25,000
Your Hand

Value: Soft 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 281
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Dealer bust
50,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 22
Cards remaining: 275
,bal
,roulette 100000 1-12
New roulette game started!
You have placed a bet of
100,000 on 1-12
Time remaining: 15 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)
,bj 100000
Result: Bust
-100,000
Your Hand

Value: 23
Dealer Hand

Value: 10
Cards remaining: 270
,bj 100000
Result: Win
100,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 19
Cards remaining: 264
,bj 100000
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
450.
Reply #718759
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
388
Reply #726400
,work
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid
162.
Reply #718742
,bal
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
608
Reply #726400
,bj all
Result: Bust
-811
Your Hand

Value: 26
Dealer Hand

Value: 16
Cards remaining: 259
,dep all
Deposited
2,000,000 to your bank!
,work
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
196.
Reply #718743
,crime
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
769 before the security guards arrive.
Reply #4845772
I was gonna lose either way bruh bruh
you should probably stand tho
You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with
906
Reply #726404
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
768 as ransom.
Reply #726395
,work
You cannot work for 5 seconds.
,work
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you
567.
Reply #718761
,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
474, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
Reply #4845787
,bj all
Result: Loss
-2,006
Your Hand

Value: 19
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 252
,bal
,work
You cannot work for 16 seconds.
,with all
Withdrew
2,000,000 from your bank!
,bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust
1,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 25
Cards remaining: 246
,bj 2000
Result: Bust
-2,000
Your Hand

Value: 23
Dealer Hand

Value: 11
Cards remaining: 241
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
147.
Reply #718729
,bj 4000
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
197 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
Reply #4845791
,bj 4000
Result: Win
6,000
Your Hand

Value: Blackjack
Dealer Hand

Value: 14
Cards remaining: 237
,bj 6000
Result: Loss
-6,000
Your Hand

Value: 17
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 232
Result: Loss
-24,000
Your Hand

Value: 14
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 226
,bj 48000
Result: Push, money back
Your Hand

Value: 17
Dealer Hand

Value: 17
Cards remaining: 222
,bj 48000
Result: Dealer bust
48,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 22
Cards remaining: 217
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
350.
Reply #718713
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
584 without getting caught.
Reply #4845768
,bal
,bj 2000
Result: Push, money back
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 18
Cards remaining: 212
,bj 2000
Result: Dealer bust
2,000
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 22
Cards remaining: 207
,dep all
Deposited
2,025,000 to your bank!
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
105.
Reply #718729
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
733 to unsuspecting collectors.
Reply #4845771
,work
A village sacrifices
593 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
Reply #726407
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
262. Oh, those elves…
Reply #726396
,bj all
Result: Win
331
Your Hand

Value: 19
Dealer Hand

Value: 17
Cards remaining: 203
,bal
,bj 338
Result: Win
338
Your Hand

Value: 21
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 196
,bal
,with all
Withdrew
2,025,000 from your bank!
,bj 1000
Result: Bust
-1,000
Your Hand

Value: 23
Dealer Hand

Value: 15
Cards remaining: 191
,bj 25000
Result: Loss
-25,000
Your Hand

Value: 17
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 187
Result: Win
150,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 18
Cards remaining: 183
,bj 100000
Result: Bust
-100,000
Your Hand

Value: 22
Dealer Hand

Value: 13
Cards remaining: 178
, work
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you
364 for your work.
Reply #726403
You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for
251
Reply #726389
,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
786 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
Reply #4845789
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
736 before the police arrive.
Reply #4845767
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,156
Your Hand

Value: 17
Dealer Hand

Value: 21
Cards remaining: 167
,bj 100000
Result: Win
100,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 18
Cards remaining: 166
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Loss
-50,000
Your Hand

Value: 17
Dealer Hand

Value: 18
Cards remaining: 162
,bj 150000
Result: Win
150,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 17
Cards remaining: 157
,dep all
Deposited
2,250,000 to your bank!
,bal
,work
You cannot work for 38 seconds.
Dearh
,bal
does anyone want a 2mil loan for the infinity coin?
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid
556.
Reply #718744
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
488 on the black market.
Reply #4845769
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
407.
Reply #718720
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
151. Oh, those elves…
Reply #726396
You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid
827, based off the value of what you gathered.
Reply #718725
,bj all
Result: Bust
-258
Your Hand

Value: 27
Dealer Hand

Value: 13
Cards remaining: 152
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
515 in loot.
Reply #726420
@inland bane do you want a 2mil loan to buy the infinity coin?
Withdrew
50,000 from your bank!
,bal
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with
565 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
Reply #726391
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
519 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
Reply #4845788
Withdrew
100,000 from your bank!
,bal
,bal
,work
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
344 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
Reply #1500988
,crime
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
129 debt to the travelers you scammed.
Reply #4845783
,bj all
Result: Win
322
Your Hand

Value: Blackjack
Dealer Hand

Value: 12
Cards remaining: 148
,bj all
Result: Loss
-537
Your Hand

Value: 12
Dealer Hand

Value: Blackjack
Cards remaining: 144
,with 50000
Withdrew
50,000 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Win
50,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 19
Cards remaining: 140
,dep all
Deposited
100,000 to your bank!
Deposited
200,000 to your bank!
,bal
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch
771 worth in orcish coins.
Reply #726387
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
496 before the police arrive.
Reply #4845767
Result: Dealer bust
7,884
Your Hand

Value: Soft 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 24
Cards remaining: 135
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for
389
Reply #726417
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
296 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
Reply #4845782
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
353.
Reply #718753
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
465 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
Reply #4845786
You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid
233.
Reply #718710
,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
583, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
Reply #4845787
,bj all
Result: Win
816
Your Hand

Value: Soft 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 19
Cards remaining: 127
,dep all
Deposited
1,632 to your bank!
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
977.
Reply #4845799
You "print" yourself
395 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
Reply #726419
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch
608 worth in orcish coins.
Reply #726387
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
300 to unsuspecting collectors.
Reply #4845771
Deposited
18,959 to your bank!
You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for
166
Reply #726394
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
456 from them.
Reply #4845770
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
496.
Reply #718729
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
792 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
Reply #4845789
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
416
Reply #726406
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
666 as ransom.
Reply #726395
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid
148.
Reply #718744
You "print" yourself
745 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
Reply #726419
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
238.
Reply #718749
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
107 trying to undo the curse.
Reply #4845790
A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted
784 for your good work!
Reply #718754
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
512 before the police arrive.
Reply #4845767
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning
615.
Reply #718718
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
208
Reply #726425
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
711 for 29 orcish heads.
Reply #726405
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
303 on the black market.
Reply #4845769
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid
550
Reply #726411
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
672 without getting caught.
Reply #4845768
You spend your day chopping wood, earning
138.
Reply #718714
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
495 before the police arrive.
Reply #4845767
,work
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
733
Reply #726382
,crime
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
250
Reply #726422
,bal
Result: Win
1,000
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 17
Cards remaining: 121
Result: Dealer bust
1,500
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 23
Cards remaining: 115
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with
183 and the title of Court Wizard.
Reply #4845798
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
606 from them.
Reply #4845770
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch
391 worth in orcish coins.
Reply #726387
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
763 before the security guards arrive.
Reply #4845772
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
658 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
Reply #2300160
You sneak into a castle and steal
757 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
Reply #4845766
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make
607
Reply #1479833
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
443
Reply #726400
You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with
285
Reply #726404
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
501, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
Reply #4845778
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you
439 in commissions for future projects.
Reply #4845796
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
634, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
Reply #4845787
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
680.
Reply #718735
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
359, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
Reply #4845787
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
327.
Reply #4845799
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
784 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
Reply #4845765
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you
262.
Reply #718761
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
395, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
Reply #4845778
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
280.
Reply #718709
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
422 to unsuspecting collectors.
Reply #4845771
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
109.
Reply #718726
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
726, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
Reply #4845787
A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted
809 for your good work!
Reply #718754
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
745 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
Reply #4845788
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
328.
Reply #718737
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
659, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
Reply #4845777
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
128.
Reply #718737
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
568, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
Reply #4845785
You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for
310 worth in coins and gems.
Reply #726390
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
460 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
Reply #4845788
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
110.
Reply #718749
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
220 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
Reply #4845782
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with
724 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
Reply #726391
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
513 in loot.
Reply #726420
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
971 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
Reply #1500988
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
640 without getting caught.
Reply #4845768
A rich citizen sacrifices
548 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.
Reply #726410
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
158
Reply #726422
You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining
179.
Reply #718750
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
798 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
Reply #4845786
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
202.
Reply #718743
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
250
Reply #726425
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
927 for your good work!
Reply #718733
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
332 in loot.
Reply #726420
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
424.
Reply #718743
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
505, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
Reply #4845787
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning
857.
Reply #718718
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
158
Reply #726398
You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for
802
Reply #726394
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
755 to unsuspecting collectors.
Reply #4845771
After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with
322 by the Royal Ant Keeper.
Reply #726392
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
288. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
288 from you.
Reply #4845792
,work
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
172.
Reply #718729
You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for
988 worth in coins and gems.
Reply #726390
,crime
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
781 on the black market.
Reply #4845769
,bal
You "print" yourself
600 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
Reply #726419
You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining
714.
Reply #718717
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
659 in loot.
Reply #726420
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you
349.
Reply #4845797
You "print" yourself
477 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
Reply #726419
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with
554 and the title of Court Wizard.
Reply #4845798
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
550 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
Reply #4845765
You receive
436 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
Reply #726380
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
537 before the security guards arrive.
Reply #4845772
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
407.
Reply #718722
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
305 before the police arrive.
Reply #4845767
You receive
411 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
Reply #726380
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
792, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
Reply #4845787
A rich citizen sacrifices
186 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.
Reply #726410
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
331 before the police arrive.
Reply #4845767
,work
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid
931.
Reply #718715
,crime
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
704 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
Reply #4845788
Result: Loss
-1,000
Your Hand

Value: 11
Dealer Hand

Value: Blackjack
Cards remaining: 308
fuck you
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you
178
Reply #726415
the house always wins
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
140 in the process.
Reply #4845793
Result: Bust
-1,000
Your Hand

Value: 25
Dealer Hand

Value: 6
Cards remaining: 303
Result: Dealer bust
1,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 24
Cards remaining: 298
Result: Dealer bust
1,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 23
Cards remaining: 292
Result: Dealer bust
1,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 25
Cards remaining: 286
Result: Loss
-1,000
Your Hand

Value: 14
Dealer Hand

Value: Blackjack
Cards remaining: 282
,bal
fuck yes
You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for
123 worth in coins and gems.
Reply #726390
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
423 before the police arrive.
Reply #4845767
,work
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you
106
Reply #726415
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
165. Oh, those elves…
Reply #726396
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
822 for your good work!
Reply #718733
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
182 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
Reply #4845791
Result: Loss
-1,000
Your Hand

Value: 15
Dealer Hand

Value: 21
Cards remaining: 277
Result: Bust
-1,000
Your Hand

Value: 24
Dealer Hand

Value: 7
Cards remaining: 271
Result: Loss
-1,000
Your Hand

Value: 15
Dealer Hand

Value: 18
Cards remaining: 265
I always lose when it's 15-16
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
870 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
Reply #2300160
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
370
Reply #726421
,work
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
722.
Reply #718737
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
689
Reply #726400
Result: Win
1,000
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 17
Cards remaining: 259
You earn
230 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
Reply #726414
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
620 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
Reply #4845786
Result: Bust
-1,000
Your Hand

Value: 23
Dealer Hand

Value: 16
Cards remaining: 254
Result: Dealer bust
1,000
Your Hand

Value: 16
Dealer Hand

Value: 24
Cards remaining: 247
Result: Loss
-1,000
Your Hand

Value: 15
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 241
You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining
838.
Reply #718717
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
710 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
Reply #4845786
,work
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
898.
Reply #718720
,crime
You sneak into a castle and steal
417 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
Reply #4845766
Result: Win
1,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 18
Cards remaining: 235
Result: Win
1,500
Your Hand

Value: Blackjack
Dealer Hand

Value: 15
Cards remaining: 231
Result: Loss
-1,000
Your Hand

Value: 15
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 225
Result: Win
1,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 17
Cards remaining: 220
Result: Dealer bust
1,000
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 25
Cards remaining: 214
Result: Bust
-1,000
Your Hand

Value: 24
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 208
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
240.
Reply #718737
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
385 without getting caught.
Reply #4845768
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with
383 as a personal gift.
Reply #726386
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
184. Oh, those elves…
Reply #726396
,work
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
703.
Reply #718726
,crime
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
792, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
Reply #4845785
Result: Loss
-1,000
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 202
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
970.
Reply #718759
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
727 in loot.
Reply #726420
,work
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
646.
Reply #718759
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
495
Reply #726400
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1779267600:R>.
,bal
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
750.
Reply #1479858
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
392 in loot.
Reply #726420
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received
859.
Reply #718728
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
431, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
Reply #4845785
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you
710 for your work.
Reply #726403
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
477 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
Reply #4845786
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
666.
Reply #718752
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
392 to unsuspecting collectors.
Reply #4845771
You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid
479.
Reply #718710
You sneak into a castle and steal
687 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
Reply #4845766
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid
448
Reply #726411
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
210. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
210 from you.
Reply #4845792
You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining
454.
Reply #718717
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
291
Reply #726398
You receive
489 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
Reply #726380
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
719 on the black market.
Reply #4845769
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
755.
Reply #718722
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
281
Reply #726422
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
458.
Reply #718726
You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of
103 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.
Reply #4845781
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid
451
Reply #726411
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
763 from them.
Reply #4845770
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870382947389450> |
13,500 (cash)
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you
241
Reply #726415
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
433 to unsuspecting collectors.
Reply #4845771
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
788 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
Reply #726393
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
104
Reply #726422
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
709 for 29 orcish heads.
Reply #726405
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
485 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
Reply #4845789
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
980 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
Reply #726393
You "print" yourself
435 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
Reply #726419
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you
579 for your work.
Reply #726403
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
112 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
Reply #4845782
After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with
273 by the Royal Ant Keeper.
Reply #726392
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
380 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
Reply #4845786
You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for
753
Reply #726389
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
559
Reply #726397
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&591002534089457710> |
75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009870376618168410> |
18,000 (cash)
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
966.
Reply #718752
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
584 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
Reply #4845788
,work
You spend your day chopping wood, earning
168.
Reply #718714
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
490.
Reply #718743
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
493 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
Reply #4845788
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
732. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
Reply #4845776
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
373, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
Reply #4845787
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you
283.
Reply #718761
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you
673 in loot.
Reply #726408
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
228
Reply #726422
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
906.
Reply #1479858
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
706. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
Reply #4845776
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you
650 for your work.
Reply #726403
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
238 in the process.
Reply #4845793
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid
673.
Reply #718715
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
504, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
Reply #4845785
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
798 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
Reply #726393
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
384 on the black market.
Reply #4845769
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with
664 as a personal gift.
Reply #726386
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
474.
Reply #4845799
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
580, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
Reply #4845778
,work
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of
722.
Reply #4845800
,crime
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
603. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
Reply #4845776
,bj all
Result: Win
1,325
Your Hand

Value: 21
Dealer Hand

Value: 18
Cards remaining: 306
,bal
,with 1632
Withdrew
1,632 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Win
8,564
Your Hand

Value: 21
Dealer Hand

Value: 18
Cards remaining: 300
,with all
Withdrew
2,300,000 from your bank!
,bal
,bj 3000
Result: Loss
-3,000
Your Hand

Value: 4
Dealer Hand

Value: Blackjack
Cards remaining: 296
,bj 100000
Result: Win
100,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 19
Cards remaining: 290
,bal
,bj 9846
Result: Push, money back
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 285
,bal
,bj 9846
Result: Loss
-9,846
Your Hand

Value: 16
Dealer Hand

Value: 17
Cards remaining: 280
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
588.
Reply #718722
,bal
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
769, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
Reply #4845785
,bj 50000
Result: Push, money back
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 18
Cards remaining: 273
,bj 150000
Result: Bust
-150,000
Your Hand

Value: 22
Dealer Hand

Value: 12
Cards remaining: 268
,bj 150000
Result: Bust
-150,000
Your Hand

Value: 24
Dealer Hand

Value: 13
Cards remaining: 262
,roulette 300000 red
New roulette game started!
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on red
Time remaining: 15 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000
Your Hand

Value: 17
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 256
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000
Your Hand

Value: 19
Dealer Hand

Value: 23
Cards remaining: 251
,bal
,bj 100000
Result: Bust
-100,000
Your Hand

Value: 22
Dealer Hand

Value: 13
Cards remaining: 246
,bj 150000
Hand 1

Value: Soft 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 3
Cards remaining: 240
Result: Loss
-150,000
Hand 1

Value: Soft 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 19
Cards remaining: 239
,bal
,bj 150000
Hand 1

Value: Blackjack
Dealer Hand

Value: 10
Cards remaining: 233
Result: Win
225,000
Hand 1

Value: Blackjack
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 230
,bal
,bj 75000
Result: Bust
-75,000
Your Hand

Value: 22
Dealer Hand

Value: 14
Cards remaining: 224
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received
264.
Reply #718741
,bj 150000
-#
You are already playing a game, here it is!
Your Hand

Value: 15
Dealer Hand

Value: 10
Cards remaining: 225
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
718 as ransom.
Reply #726395
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 26
Cards remaining: 217
,bal
,roulette 300000 1-12
New roulette game started!
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on 1-12
Time remaining: 15 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000
Your Hand

Value: 19
Dealer Hand

Value: 24
Cards remaining: 211
,bal
,roulette 10000 0
New roulette game started!
You have placed a bet of
10,000 on 0
Time remaining: 15 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)
,bj 10000
Result: Bust
-10,000
Your Hand

Value: 24
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 206
,bj 20000
Result: Dealer bust
20,000
Your Hand

Value: Soft 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 23
Cards remaining: 200
,bal
,roulette 300000 1-12
New roulette game started!
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on 1-12
Time remaining: 15 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000
Your Hand

Value: 19
Dealer Hand

Value: 21
Cards remaining: 191
,bj 150000
Result: Win
150,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 19
Cards remaining: 186
,bal
,bj 100000
Result: Win
100,000
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 17
Cards remaining: 182
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
324.
Reply #718759
,bal
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
624
Reply #726400
,bj 5000
Result: Dealer bust
5,000
Your Hand

Value: 15
Dealer Hand

Value: 23
Cards remaining: 176
,bj 55000
Result: Loss
-55,000
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 171
,bj 100000
Result: Loss
-100,000
Your Hand

Value: Soft 19
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 166
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000
Your Hand

Value: Soft 17
Dealer Hand

Value: 24
Cards remaining: 160
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Dealer bust
50,000
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 25
Cards remaining: 153
,bal
,roulette 250000 red
New roulette game started!
You have placed a bet of
250,000 on red
Time remaining: 15 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)
,roulette 250000 1-12
New roulette game started!
You have placed a bet of
250,000 on 1-12
Time remaining: 15 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)
,bj 100000
Result: Loss
-100,000
Your Hand

Value: 19
Dealer Hand

Value: 21
Cards remaining: 147
,bj 150000
Result: Bust
-150,000
Your Hand

Value: 23
Dealer Hand

Value: 18
Cards remaining: 142
roulette 250000 red
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of
235.
Reply #4845800
,bal
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
278 in the process.
Reply #4845793
,roulette 250000 red
New roulette game started!
You have placed a bet of
250,000 on red
Time remaining: 15 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Bust
-50,000
Your Hand

Value: 25
Dealer Hand

Value: 17
Cards remaining: 137
,bj 100000
Result: Dealer bust
100,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 23
Cards remaining: 131
,bal
Result: Loss
-50,000
Your Hand

Value: 17
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 126
,bal
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
895.
Reply #718743
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
641
Reply #726400
You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid
804, based off the value of what you gathered.
Reply #718725
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
758 from them.
Reply #4845770
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
505
Reply #726382
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
733 in loot.
Reply #726420
You receive
884 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
Reply #726380
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
602 as ransom.
Reply #726395
, work
You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab
290 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.
Reply #726413
, crime
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
346 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
Reply #4845765
,lb
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You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
141.
Reply #718726
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
304, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
Reply #4845777
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
266.
Reply #718737
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
610 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
Reply #4845789
You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab
942 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.
Reply #726413
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
215 trying to undo the curse.
Reply #4845790
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
226.
Reply #718729
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
275 in the process.
Reply #4845793
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
559 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
Reply #1479819
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
202.
Reply #718770
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
100.
Reply #718713
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
602 to unsuspecting collectors.
Reply #4845771
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you
778 in recognition from the king.
Reply #4845795
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
553. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
Reply #4845776
,work
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with
804 and the title of Court Wizard.
Reply #4845798
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
798
Reply #726397
You cannot choose more than 150,000 for your bet.
,dep all
Deposited
3,001,602 to your bank!
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you
960
Reply #726415
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
768 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
Reply #4845789
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
833.
Reply #718722
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
800 without getting caught.
Reply #4845768
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
392 for your good work!
Reply #718733
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
767
Reply #726400
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
719
Reply #726400
,work
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
927 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
Reply #1479819
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870419005821059> |
3,000 (cash)
,bal
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid
362
Reply #726411
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
145
Reply #726425
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
658.
Reply #718729
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
178 debt to the travelers you scammed.
Reply #4845783
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid
404
Reply #726411
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
335 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
Reply #4845786
Can I get mobile for free?
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
770.
Reply #718713
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
555 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
Reply #4845788
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you
308 in commissions for future projects.
Reply #4845796
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
223.
Reply #718770
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870372734259271> |
20,000 (cash)
,bj half
Result: Bust
-35,000
Your Hand

Value: 23
Dealer Hand

Value: 18
Cards remaining: 121
,bj all
Result: Loss
-35,000
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 116
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
475.
Reply #718720
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
439
Reply #726421
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
753.
Reply #718737
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
794 as ransom.
Reply #726395
You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining
367.
Reply #718750
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
183 in the process.
Reply #4845793
You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid
230, based off the value of what you gathered.
Reply #718725
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
799 from them.
Reply #4845770
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
655 for your good work!
Reply #718733
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
605 in loot.
Reply #726420
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of
480.
Reply #4845800
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
360 on the black market.
Reply #4845769
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
731.
Reply #718713
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
439 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
Reply #4845789
You can next collect income <t:1779267600:R>.
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid
796.
Reply #718744
,crime
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
159
Reply #726422
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
167 for your good work!
Reply #718733
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
168 trying to undo the curse.
Reply #4845790
You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining
917.
Reply #718750
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
761 from them.
Reply #4845770
You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining
758.
Reply #718717
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
543 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
Reply #4845789
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning
965.
Reply #718718
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
204 debt to the travelers you scammed.
Reply #4845783
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch
692 worth in orcish coins.
Reply #726387
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
428. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
Reply #4845776
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
813.
Reply #4845799
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
531, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
Reply #4845778
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with
613 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
Reply #726391
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
688
Reply #726397
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you
697 in loot.
Reply #726408
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
129 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
Reply #4845782
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
785 for your good work!
Reply #718733
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
699 to unsuspecting collectors.
Reply #4845771
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you
985 in recognition from the king.
Reply #4845795
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
592, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
Reply #4845785
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
791.
Reply #4845799
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
765
Reply #726400
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
204.
Reply #718757
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
484 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
Reply #4845788
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid
436 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
Reply #722606
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
542 to unsuspecting collectors.
Reply #4845771
You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry:
208.
Reply #1479824
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
274 in the process.
Reply #4845793
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
831 for your good work!
Reply #718733
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
745 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
Reply #4845786
,work
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you
614 in recognition from the king.
Reply #4845795
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
536
Reply #726400
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
1,150
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 22
Cards remaining: 306
,dep all
Deposited
2,300 to your bank!
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
114.
Reply #718735
You sneak into a castle and steal
605 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
Reply #4845766
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
681.
Reply #718747
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
791 to unsuspecting collectors.
Reply #4845771
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
225.
Reply #718735
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
738 from them.
Reply #4845770
,work
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
792 for your good work!
Reply #718731
,crime
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
297 trying to undo the curse.
Reply #4845790
You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining
108.
Reply #718717
,bj all
Result: Win
495
Your Hand

Value: 19
Dealer Hand

Value: 17
Cards remaining: 301
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
164 debt to the travelers you scammed.
Reply #4845783
,bal
,dep all
Deposited
990 to your bank!
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
543.
Reply #718729
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
557 before the security guards arrive.
Reply #4845772
,work
A rich citizen sacrifices
666 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.
Reply #726410
,crime
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
409 in loot.
Reply #726420
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,075
Your Hand

Value: 15
Dealer Hand

Value: 18
Cards remaining: 295
,with all
Withdrew
3,004,892 from your bank!
,bj 2000
Result: Loss
-2,000
Your Hand

Value: 17
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 290
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with
616 and the title of Court Wizard.
Reply #4845798
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
743
Reply #726397
,bj 8000
Result: Loss
-8,000
Your Hand

Value: 17
Dealer Hand

Value: 21
Cards remaining: 282
,bj 16000
Result: Dealer bust
16,000
Your Hand

Value: 19
Dealer Hand

Value: 25
Cards remaining: 275
,dep all
Deposited
3,010,892 to your bank!
,bal
,with all
Withdrew
3,010,892 from your bank!
,bj 892
Result: Loss
-892
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 19
Cards remaining: 270
,bal
,bj 10000
Result: Dealer bust
10,000
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 23
Cards remaining: 265
,bal
,bj 5000
Result: Push, money back
Your Hand

Value: 21
Dealer Hand

Value: 21
Cards remaining: 259
,bj 5000
Result: Bust
-5,000
Your Hand

Value: 22
Dealer Hand

Value: 15
Cards remaining: 254
,bj 10000
Result: Loss
-10,000
Your Hand

Value: Soft 20
Dealer Hand

Value: Blackjack
Cards remaining: 250
,bj 20000
Result: Dealer bust
20,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 23
Cards remaining: 245
,bal
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
676 for your good work!
Reply #718731
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
498 before the police arrive.
Reply #4845767
,bal core_4777
,work
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
288.
Reply #718737
,crime
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
163 trying to undo the curse.
Reply #4845790
,bj all
You cannot choose more than 150,000 for your bet.
,bj 100000
Result: Bust
-100,000
Your Hand

Value: 25
Dealer Hand

Value: 19
Cards remaining: 240
Result: Loss
-100,000
Your Hand

Value: 13
Dealer Hand

Value: Blackjack
Cards remaining: 236
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 23
Cards remaining: 230
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Dealer bust
50,000
Your Hand

Value: 17
Dealer Hand

Value: 26
Cards remaining: 224
,bal
,bj 25125
Result: Push, money back
Your Hand

Value: 17
Dealer Hand

Value: 17
Cards remaining: 218
,bj 25125
Result: Win
25,125
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 17
Cards remaining: 214
,bal
,bj 50250
Result: Bust
-50,250
Your Hand

Value: 23
Dealer Hand

Value: 19
Cards remaining: 209
,bj 100000
Result: Loss
-100,000
Your Hand

Value: 19
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 204
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
694
Reply #726406
,bj 150000
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
514 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
Reply #4845788
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000
Your Hand

Value: Soft 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 19
Cards remaining: 199
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 21
Cards remaining: 191
,bal
,roulette 200000 1-12
New roulette game started!
You have placed a bet of
200,000 on 1-12
Time remaining: 15 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)
,bj 100000
Result: Win
150,000
Your Hand

Value: Blackjack
Dealer Hand

Value: 9
Cards remaining: 187
,bj 50000
Result: Win
50,000
Your Hand

Value: 19
Dealer Hand

Value: 18
Cards remaining: 181
,bal
,bj 10000
Result: Bust
-10,000
Your Hand

Value: 23
Dealer Hand

Value: 20
Cards remaining: 175
,bj 110000