You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
541 without getting caught.
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You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
541 without getting caught.
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926.
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467 on the black market.
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920.
,crime
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
765 from them.
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You cannot choose more than 150,000 for your bet.
,bal
,bj 79462
Result: Dealer bust
79,462

Value: 20

Value: 25
,bal
,bj 8924

Value: 18

Value: 2
Result: Loss
-8,924

Value: 18

Value: 19
,bal
,bj 41076
Result: Bust
-41,076

Value: 24

Value: 12
,bj 150000
Result: Push, money back

Value: Soft 17

Value: 17
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you
198 in loot.
You sneak into a castle and steal
611 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
,bal
,bj 100000
Result: Loss
-100,000

Value: 17

Value: 20
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000

Value: 17

Value: 18
,roulette 250000 red
You have placed a bet of
250,000 on red
,bj 150000
Result: Bust
-150,000

Value: 22

Value: 20
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You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for
469 worth in coins and gems.
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444 before the security guards arrive.
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 17

Value: 22
,bj 50000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Win
50,000

Value: 19

Value: 18
,bal
,bj 150000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 17

Value: 23
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 17

Value: 24
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Bust
-50,000

Value: 22

Value: 5
,bj 10000
Result: Bust
-10,000

Value: 26

Value: 17
,bal
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
783 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
,bj 5000
Result: Win
5,000

Value: 20

Value: 18
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
263 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
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,roulete 110000 red
You have placed a bet of
110,000 on red
,bj 100000
Result: Win
100,000

Value: 21

Value: 17
,bal
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515 in recognition from the king.
,bj 50000
Result: Win
50,000

Value: Soft 20

Value: 18
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315
,roulette 300000 red
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on red
,bal
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 17

Value: 24
,bj 50000
Result: Win
50,000

Value: 19

Value: 18
,bal
,roulette 250000 red
You have placed a bet of
250,000 on red
,bj 50000

Value: 17

Value: 6
Result: Dealer bust
50,000

Value: 19

Value: 26
Result: Dealer bust
50,000

Value: 17

Value: 26
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Dealer bust
50,000

Value: 21

Value: 24
,dep all
Deposited
1,000,000 to your bank!
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An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
728.
,crime
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
399 before the security guards arrive.
,bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid
887.
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710 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,127

Value: 17

Value: 19
,bal
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549.
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481
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
658.
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
448 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
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563.
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266.
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You cannot work for 12 seconds.
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59 to your bank!
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764.
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You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
921.
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
450 as ransom.
Well I can pay back my loan, it ain't much just 2.2 million.
The collects alone will be enough for the time frame provided.
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received
351.
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
583 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,work
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
836 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
,crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
741 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
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567 for your good work!
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563 without getting caught.
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590 for your good work!
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421 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
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860
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724 without getting caught.
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465, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
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727
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640
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
732 for 29 orcish heads.
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767 as ransom.
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
505.
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
599, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry:
878.
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269 after you escape from the angry bandits.
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630 as a personal gift.
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213
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600 for your good work!
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867 for your good work!
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759 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
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368.
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232 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
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133 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
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461 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
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160.
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769 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
,crime
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310, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
,work
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414.
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347
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694 for your good work!
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633. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
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351.
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783
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495, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
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454.
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191 for your good work!
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596 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
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888 for your work.
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322 in loot.
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784.
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104 in the process.
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,work
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437.
,crime
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A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted
242 for your good work!
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151
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
480 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
You "print" yourself
354 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
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,work
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
370.
,crime
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
559, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
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You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
444 without getting caught.
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you
494.
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
764, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
470.
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
671 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with
733
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
713, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
524.
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
581 as ransom.
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You earn
853 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
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50,000 (cash)
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Deposited
60,046 to your bank!
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A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted
572 for your good work!
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
306 before the security guards arrive.
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
171.
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
391. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid
282.
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
206. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
206 from you.
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with
490 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
467 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
865 for your good work!
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
657 to unsuspecting collectors.
You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for
672 worth in coins and gems.
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
680, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid
378.
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
657, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for
321
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
696, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for
326 worth in coins and gems.
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
661, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you
302 in loot.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
419
A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted
110 for your good work!
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
237 debt to the travelers you scammed.
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
868
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
772 from them.
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
273.
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
770, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with
249 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
714 as ransom.
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
569.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
123 after you escape from the angry bandits.
A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted
657 for your good work!
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
736, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid
812 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
594 without getting caught.
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
271.
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
122 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for
119
You sneak into a castle and steal
490 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make
499
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
611 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
168.
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
674, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
,work
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you
107
,crime
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
658 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726089028793008317> |
2,000 (cash)
,bal
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
422.
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
665 to unsuspecting collectors.
,balance
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&821008392142716995> |
250 (cash)
,work
You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for
158
,crime
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
189
Result: Dealer bust
189

Value: 16

Value: 24
Deposited
1,009 to your bank!
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
792.
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
252. Oh, those elves…
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you
550
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
461, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
,work
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you
104.
,crime
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
137 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 23

Value: 12
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
725.
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
641 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
898 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
201
,bj 400
Result: Loss
-400

Value: 16

Value: 20
Result: Win
297

Value: 21

Value: 18
,bj 400
Result: Loss
-400

Value: 15

Value: 18
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
194 in cash.
,bj all
Result: Loss
-388

Value: 12

Value: 17
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning
237.
,with 200
Withdrew
200 from your bank!
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
237
Withdrew
2,000 from your bank!
,bj 1000
Result: Loss
-1,000

Value: 17

Value: 21
Result: Loss
-1,006

Value: 18

Value: 20
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
474.
,crime
You sneak into a castle and steal
721 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,195

Value: 20

Value: Blackjack
Ofcourse
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
161.
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
469, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
,work
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you
896 for your service.
,crime
You "print" yourself
478 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,bj all
Result: Bust
-1,374

Value: 23

Value: 12
,bal
,with all
Withdrew
1,000,000 from your bank!
,bj 10000
Result: Loss
-10,000

Value: 16

Value: 17
,bj 20000
Result: Dealer bust
20,000

Value: 19

Value: 24
,bj 15000
Result: Bust
-15,000

Value: 23

Value: 14
,bj 30000
Result: Win
30,000

Value: Soft 20

Value: 18
,bal
,bj 30000
Result: Loss
-30,000

Value: 17

Value: 19
You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid
912.
,bj 60000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
665 without getting caught.
,bj 60000
Result: Win
90,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 12
,bal
,bj 20000
Result: Dealer bust
20,000

Value: 18

Value: 26
Deposited
1,150,000 to your bank!
You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry:
527.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
223
,work
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
951
,work
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
883 for 29 orcish heads.
,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
502 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,dep all
Deposited
1,421 to your bank!
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
150.
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
168. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
168 from you.
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
490.
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
452 from them.
,work
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
732.
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
222 debt to the travelers you scammed.
,bj all
Result: Loss
-512

Value: 17

Value: 19
Rip
Unfortunate
Withdrew
10,000 from your bank!
,give @finite marsh 10000
@finite marsh has received your
10,000
Have fun
Result: Bust
-10,000

Value: 24

Value: 13
….
Fun is over
That is for children
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
650.
….
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
168 in the process.
High risk, high reward
,work
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you
696 in commissions for future projects.
,work
You cannot work for 12 seconds.
Unemployed life
Right
,crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.
,with 10000
Withdrew
10,000 from your bank!
,work
,bj 10000
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid
294
Result: Loss
-10,000

Value: 16

Value: 19
Incredible
,with 20000
Withdrew
20,000 from your bank!
,bj 20000
Result: Loss
-20,000

Value: 16

Value: 18
Brave
,with 40000
Withdrew
40,000 from your bank!
,bj 40000
Result: Loss
-40,000

Value: 17

Value: 19
Ouch
,with 80000
Withdrew
80,000 from your bank!
,bj 80000
Result: Loss
-80,000

Value: 18

Value: 20
Good lord
You earn
670 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
,with 160000
Withdrew
160,000 from your bank!
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
108
,balance @calm prawn
,bj 160000
You cannot choose more than 150,000 for your bet.
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 17

Value: 25
Such a low limit
Deposited
311,647 to your bank!
Did you make a profit
Because of the limit
Oh
Anyway
You got dopamine at least
Withdrew
10,000 from your bank!
,bj 10000
Result: Win
15,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 12
And thats how you make money
So this is how one makes money
,bj 10000
Result: Dealer bust
10,000

Value: 19

Value: 24
Noted
,give @finite marsh 10000
@finite marsh has received your
10,000
,with 10000
Withdrew
10,000 from your bank!
You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab
609 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.
,dep all
Deposited
25,000 to your bank!
Thank you
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
171 after you escape from the angry bandits.
That was my profit
,bj 10000
Result: Dealer bust
10,000

Value: 20

Value: 23
Result: Loss
-10,000

Value: 17

Value: 20
,bj 20000
Result: Loss
-20,000

Value: 16

Value: 20
,bj 40000
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
294 in cash.
Withdrew
40,000 from your bank!
…
,bj 40000
Result: Dealer bust
40,000

Value: 20

Value: 22
Indeed
,work
You earn
591 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
,crime
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
386 from them.
,dep 50000
Deposited
50,000 to your bank!
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 24

Value: 12
,bj 10000
Result: Loss
-10,000

Value: 16

Value: 17
Where did you get that much money from btw
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
159.
fucks sake
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
467 as ransom.
ill win one day 😇
Withdrew
10,000 from your bank!
,bj 10000
Result: Dealer bust
10,000

Value: 19

Value: 23
I made 50000
,bj 10000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
Result: Dealer bust
10,000

Value: 18

Value: 25
Result: Bust
-20,000

Value: 23

Value: 13
,bj 10000
Result: Loss
-10,000

Value: Soft 20

Value: 21
,with 40000
Withdrew
40,000 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Loss
-40,294

Value: 16

Value: 19
,bj 20000
Result: Bust
-20,000

Value: 23

Value: 15
Rip
This hurt
,bj 10000
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
0 in cash.
,with 80000
Withdrew
80,000 from your bank!
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
913 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
,bj all
Result: Loss
-80,000

Value: 17

Value: 20
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
703
Flat broke
Youre broke
,with all
Withdrew
20,612 from your bank!
Congrats
,bj all
Result: Loss
-20,612

Value: 18

Value: 20
We can recover
Nope
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
712, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
,work
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
256.
,bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
Ill give you some money once im out of debt
Thank you for the support
I might not look like it but im broker than you
Though I do believe part of the blame for my bankrupcy falls onto you
Im in 1.3m debt rn
Indeed thats why
How
Uhh
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid
620 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
I loaned some money to make money
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
538
Did you make money?
Money makes money after all
Then why is the debt not repaid
Making money takes time
How does money accrue over time then
I bought an infinity coin
What is that
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
498.
It gives me an extra 50k to collect
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
524 from them.
New goal for me
Thats what i loaned the money for
You can next collect income <t:1779267600:R>.
50k every 18 hours
Oh
Scum
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
499 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
656 to unsuspecting collectors.
Indeed
Thank you for the advice
How much interest are you paying?
I got a 1.2m loan with 5% interest
Uh
So you just got the loan
Or you haven’t made any installments
,balance @calm prawn
Anyway
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
200.
Yeah
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
414, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
Money makes money
Bai
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
434.
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
111 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
,work
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
758.
,work
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
141.
,crime
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
474 to unsuspecting collectors.
,bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
,bal
67MMMM
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid
403
Great
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
638
,bj all
Result: Loss
-691

Value: 18

Value: 20
,work
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
789.
,bj all
Result: Bust
-789

Value: 26

Value: 11
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
153
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you
203 in commissions for future projects.
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
732 before the police arrive.
Withdrew
500 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Win
347

Value: 21

Value: 17
,bj all
Result: Loss
-694

Value: 19

Value: 20
You cannot commit a crime for 19 seconds.
,work
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
,crime
You cannot commit a crime for 12 seconds.
,work
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
921 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
,bj all
Result: Bust
-921

Value: 25

Value: 10
,crime
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
288
,bal
,WITH ALL
Withdrew
3,248 from your bank!
,BJ ALL
Result: Win
2,960

Value: 20

Value: 17
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you
261 for your service.
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
496, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
,BJ ALL
Result: Dealer bust
5,920

Value: 20

Value: 23
,BJ ALL
Result: Dealer bust
11,840

Value: 20

Value: 26
,bal
Deposited
23,680 to your bank!
,work
You cannot work for 30 seconds.
,crime
You cannot commit a crime for 38 seconds.
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
436 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
403 on the black market.
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
139 for 29 orcish heads.
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
665 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,work
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you
432
,crime
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
137 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
,bj all
Result: Loss
-314

Value: 18

Value: 21
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you
628 for your work.
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
490 to unsuspecting collectors.
,with all
Withdrew
23,680 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Bust
-23,680

Value: 25

Value: 16
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 16

Value: 17
Result: Push, money back

Value: Soft 19

Value: 19
You cannot work for 42 seconds.
,crime
You cannot commit a crime for 41 seconds.
,sell house
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
sell-item <member> [quantity] <item name> <price>
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&591002534089457710> |
75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009870416023662643> |
7,000 (cash)
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&821008113426628698> |
100 (cash)
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 22

Value: 14
Not nice
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&821008392142716995>
250 (cash)
,work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
,work
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
565 for your good work!
,crime
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
724, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
,work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 23 seconds.
,bj all
Result: Bust
-1,289

Value: 25

Value: 13
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
263.
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1779267600:R>.
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
613 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
17 hrs
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 24

Value: 12
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
Result: Loss
-2,000

Value: 17

Value: 19
Result: Bust
-2,000

Value: 24

Value: 14
Result: Win
10,000

Value: 20

Value: 17
,bal
A village sacrifices
800 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
168 in the process.
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid
919.
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
218 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
,work
You spend your day chopping wood, earning
399.
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
300
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
230.
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
532 before the security guards arrive.
Result: Dealer bust
1,000

Value: 19

Value: 22
Result: Loss
-1,000

Value: 15

Value: 18
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&726089538845278249>
500 (cash)
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you
949 in loot.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
271 after you escape from the angry bandits.
Deposited
150,000 to your bank!
Result: Win
4,600

Value: 21

Value: 19
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid
959.
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
743, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
,bal
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
563.
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
374 as ransom.
You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining
341.
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
235 trying to undo the curse.
Result: Loss
-2,000

Value: Soft 16

Value: 18
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
Result: Dealer bust
2,000

Value: 17

Value: 23
Result: Loss
-2,000

Value: 18

Value: 19
Result: Bust
-9,945

Value: 25

Value: 16
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid
701.
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
793 before the police arrive.
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
478.
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
350 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
311.
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and
204 less coins in the bag.
A rich citizen sacrifices
108 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
447, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you
878.
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
440. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
,bal
,with all
Withdrew
1,150,000 from your bank!
,bj 100000
Result: Loss
-100,000

Value: 16

Value: 20
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000

Value: 17

Value: 20
,roulette 250000 red
You have placed a bet of
250,000 on red
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000

Value: 17

Value: 20
,work
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
470
,crime
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
759 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 18

Value: 25
You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining
319.
Result: Loss
-1,000

Value: 17

Value: 19
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
151 after you escape from the angry bandits.
,roulette 250000 red
You have placed a bet of
250,000 on red
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000

Value: 16

Value: 18
,bj 150000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 14

Value: 24
,bal
,bj 50000
Result: Dealer bust
50,000

Value: 13

Value: 22
,bj 150000
Result: Bust
-150,000

Value: 22

Value: 13
Result: Bust
-150,000

Value: 22

Value: 12
,roulette 300000 red
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on red
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 17

Value: 22
,bal
,roulette half 1-12
You have placed a bet of
250,000 on 1-12
,bj half
Result: Loss
-125,000

Value: 15

Value: 18
,bj all
Result: Win
125,000

Value: 19

Value: 18
,bal
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
186 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
,bj 150000
Result: Bust
-150,000

Value: 25

Value: 20
You "print" yourself
741 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
Result: Loss
-1,000

Value: 16

Value: 18
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000

Value: 16

Value: 18
,roulette 300000 red
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on red
,bj 150000
Result: Win
225,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 15
,bal
,bj 25000
Result: Win
25,000

Value: 19

Value: 17
,bal