A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received
385.
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A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received
385.
,crime
You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of
155 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.
,crime
You "print" yourself
644 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,work
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
513.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870419005821059> |
3,000 (cash)
,bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust
1,000

Value: Soft 20

Value: 22
,bal
,bj 1000
Result: Loss
-1,000

Value: 18

Value: 19
,bj 2000
Result: Win
4,000

Value: 21

Value: 18
,bj 1000
Result: Loss
-1,000

Value: Soft 19

Value: 20
,bj 2000
Result: Bust
-2,000

Value: 24

Value: 13
,bj 5000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
,bj 5000
Result: Loss
-5,000

Value: Soft 20

Value: 21
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 18

Value: 24
,bal

,crime
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
452 on the black market.
,work
You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid
778.
,work
You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid
366.
,crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
475 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
,bj all
Result: Win
1,071

Value: 20

Value: 17
,with all
Withdrew
0 from your bank!
,bj 142
Result: Dealer bust
142

Value: 17

Value: 22
,roulette 284 0
You have placed a bet of
284 on 0
,bj half
Result: Dealer bust
1,000

Value: 17

Value: 24
,bj 500
Result: Push, money back

Value: 21

Value: 21
,bj 500
Result: Dealer bust
500

Value: 17

Value: 23
,bal
,bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust
1,000

Value: 19

Value: 25
,bal
,bj 500
Result: Win
500

Value: 20

Value: 17
,bal
,dep all
Deposited
5,000 to your bank!
,work
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of
202.
,crime
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
564. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
,bj all
Result: Loss
-766

Value: 19

Value: Blackjack
,with all
Withdrew
5,000 from your bank!
,bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust
1,000

Value: 17

Value: 22
,bj 500
Result: Dealer bust
500

Value: 20

Value: 24
,bj all
Result: Bust
-6,500

Value: 25

Value: 16
,work
You cannot work for 38 seconds.
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid
496.
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
778, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,274

Value: Soft 19

Value: 20
,with all
Withdrew
0 from your bank!
,work
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
849.
,crime
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
636 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
,work
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
123
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
501
,bal
,bj 400
Result: Win
400

Value: 21

Value: 18
,bj half
An unexpected error occurred executing this command. (503 Service Unavailable from Discord)
,bj 882
-#
You are already playing a game, here it is!
Result: Dealer bust
1,254

Value: 21

Value: 22
,bal
,bj 610
Result: Push, money back

Value: 21

Value: 21
,bj 610
Result: Win
610

Value: 20

Value: 17
,bal
,roulette 1250 1-12
You have placed a bet of
1,250 on 1-12
,bj 1250
Result: Dealer bust
2,500

Value: 21

Value: 25
,bal
,bal
,dep all
Deposited
10,000 to your bank!
,work
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
979.
,crime
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
797 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
,bal
,bj 776
Result: Win
776

Value: 21

Value: 19
,bal
,bj all
Result: Win
3,828

Value: Blackjack

Value: 14
,bal
,dep 5000
Deposited
5,000 to your bank!
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,380

Value: 15

Value: 19
,work
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with
661 as a personal gift.
,crime
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
203 trying to undo the curse.
,bal
,bj all
Result: Loss
-458

Value: 17

Value: 20
,with all
Withdrew
15,000 from your bank!
,bj 500
Result: Win
500

Value: 20

Value: 18
You have placed a bet of
5,500 on red
,bal
,bj 500
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 24

Value: 19
,bj 500
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 23

Value: 12
,bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust
1,000

Value: 18

Value: 24
,bal
,bj 1000
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 24

Value: 20
,bj 500
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 23

Value: 19
,bal
,bj 4500
Result: Dealer bust
4,500

Value: 18

Value: 26
,bal
,bj 500
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 16

Value: 18
,bj 1500
Result: Win
1,500

Value: 21

Value: 17
,bal
,dep all
Deposited
25,000 to your bank!
,work
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
359.
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
759
,bal
,bj 118
Result: Loss
-118

Value: 15

Value: Blackjack
,bj all
Result: Win
1,000

Value: 19

Value: 18
,bj 500
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 12

Value: Blackjack
,bj 500
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 22

Value: 14
,with all
Withdrew
25,000 from your bank!
,bj 1500
Result: Bust
-1,500

Value: 22

Value: 16
,bj 3000
Result: Dealer bust
3,000

Value: Soft 17

Value: 22
,bal
,bj 2500
Result: Loss
-2,500

Value: 9

Value: Blackjack
,bj 2500
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
,bj 2500
Result: Dealer bust
2,500

Value: 17

Value: 24
,bal
,bj 500
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 18

Value: 20
,bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust
1,000

Value: 17

Value: 23
,bal
,bj 2000
Result: Loss
-2,000

Value: 17

Value: 19
,bj 2000
Result: Bust
-2,000

Value: 25

Value: 18
,bal
,bj 6000
Result: Dealer bust
6,000

Value: 14

Value: 22
,bal
,dep all
Deposited
30,000 to your bank!
,work
You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry:
798.
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
330 as ransom.
,dep 1000
Deposited
1,000 to your bank!
,bj all
Result: Loss
-128

Value: Soft 19

Value: Blackjack
,work
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
371.
,crime
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
345, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
,dep 500
Deposited
500 to your bank!
,bj all
Result: Win
216

Value: 21

Value: 17
,bal
,bj 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 25

Value: 20
,bj 200
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
,bj 400
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
332 in cash.
Result: Win
300

Value: Blackjack

Value: 7
,dep all
Deposited
632 to your bank!
,work
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
280.
,crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
722 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
,bal
,bj all
Result: Win
1,002

Value: 18

Value: 17
,bal
,bj 100
Result: Loss
-100

Value: 17

Value: 21
,bj 104
Result: Win
156

Value: Blackjack

Value: 15
,bal
,bj 160
Result: Bust
-160

Value: 23

Value: 18
,bj 100
Result: Loss
-100

Value: Soft 17

Value: 18
,bj 200
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
,bj 200
Result: Loss
-200

Value: 17

Value: 18
,bj 400
Result: Dealer bust
400

Value: 20

Value: 22
,bal
,bj 868
Result: Dealer bust
868

Value: 21

Value: 22
,bal
,dep all
Deposited
2,868 to your bank!
,with all
Withdrew
35,000 from your bank!
,bj 10000
Result: Loss
-10,000

Value: 16

Value: 19
,bj 5000
Result: Dealer bust
5,000

Value: 17

Value: 26
,bal
,roulette 5000 red
You have placed a bet of
5,000 on red
,bj 5000
Result: Dealer bust
5,000

Value: 14

Value: 23
,bal
,bj 10000
Result: Win
10,000

Value: 19

Value: 18
,bal
,bj 2500
Result: Dealer bust
2,500

Value: 17

Value: 25
,bj 2500
Result: Dealer bust
2,500

Value: 17

Value: 24
,bal
,dep all
Deposited
45,000 to your bank!
,work
You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining
590.
,crime
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
284 debt to the travelers you scammed.
,bj all
Result: Loss
-306

Value: 14

Value: 19
,bal
,with all
Withdrew
45,000 from your bank!
,bj 5000
Result: Win
5,000

Value: 21

Value: 18
,bal
,dep all
Deposited
50,000 to your bank!
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870349103546421> |
50,000 (cash)
,work
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
999 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
199 after you escape from the angry bandits.
,bj 200
Result: Loss
-200

Value: 16

Value: 19
,bj 400
Result: Bust
-400

Value: 25

Value: 20
,bj 800
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
200 in cash.
,with all
Withdrew
50,000 from your bank!
,bj 800
Result: Dealer bust
800

Value: 17

Value: 22
,bal
,dep all
Deposited
51,000 to your bank!
,work
You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab
323 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.
,crime
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
740 in loot.
,roulette all red
You have placed a bet of
1,063 on red
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&591002534089457710> |
75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009870372734259271> |
20,000 (cash)
,dep all
Deposited
145,371 to your bank!
,bal
,roulette all black
You have placed a bet of
2,126 on black
Deposited
4,252 to your bank!
,work
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with
905 and the title of Court Wizard.
,crime
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
322 in loot.
,roulette all black
You have placed a bet of
1,227 on black
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
166. Oh, those elves…
,work
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
531 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
,bj 1000
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 23

Value: 9
,bj 2000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
,bj 2000
Result: Bust
-2,000

Value: 22

Value: 15
,bj 10000
Result: Loss
-10,000

Value: Soft 20

Value: 21
,bj 100000
Result: Loss
-100,000

Value: 15

Value: 17
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 21

Value: 25
,bal
,work
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
112.
,crime
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
558 from them.
,bj half
Result: Dealer bust
335

Value: 20

Value: 24
,dep all
Deposited
1,005 to your bank!
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726089538845278249> |
500 (cash)
,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
743, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
,work
You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab
375 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.
,bj 1000
Result: Loss
-1,000

Value: 13

Value: Blackjack
,bj 5000
Result: Loss
-5,000

Value: 10

Value: Blackjack
,bj 10000
Result: Win
10,000

Value: 18

Value: 17
,with all
Withdrew
1,529,488 from your bank!
,roulette 300000 13-24
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on 13-24
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000

Value: 16

Value: 20
,bj 1500000
You cannot choose more than 150,000 for your bet.
,bj 1500000
You cannot choose more than 150,000 for your bet.
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: Soft 20

Value: 23
,bj 150000
Result: Loss
-150,000

Value: 17

Value: 21
,bj 150000
Result: Win
150,000

Value: 20

Value: 19
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 17

Value: 22
,bal
,bj 150000
Result: Dealer bust
150,000

Value: 15

Value: 23
,bal
,bj 150000
Result: Win
300,000

Value: 20

Value: 19
,bal
,bal
,work
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
674.
,crime
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
473
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&726089028793008317> |
2,000 (cash)
, collect
You can next collect income <t:1778749200:R>.
, work
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
262.
, crime
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
677 from them.
,lb
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,work
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
675.
,crime
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
725 to unsuspecting collectors.
,bal
,bj all
Result: Win
1,400

Value: 20

Value: 19
,bal
,with all
Withdrew
51,974 from your bank!
,bj 774
Result: Win
1,161

Value: Blackjack

Value: 6
,bal
,bj 935
Result: Win
935

Value: Soft 20

Value: 18
,bal
,bj 1870
Result: Bust
-1,870

Value: 24

Value: 12
,bal
,bj 5000
Result: Dealer bust
5,000

Value: 20

Value: 23
,bal
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870412127150090> |
8,000 (cash)
,give 20000 @prisma garden
Invalid <amount or all> argument given.
Usage:
give-money <member> <amount or all>
,give @prisma garden 20000
@prisma garden has received your
20,000
,work
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you
634.
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
325 as ransom.
,dep all
Deposited
1,221 to your bank!
,work
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make
948
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
796
,bal
,bj 1744
Result: Dealer bust
1,744

Value: 17

Value: 26
,bal
,bj 488
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
,bj 488
Result: Loss
-488

Value: 20

Value: 21
,bal
,bj 500
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 25

Value: 12
,bj 2500
Result: Win
2,500

Value: 18

Value: 17
,dep all
Deposited
85,000 to your bank!
,work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
,crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 seconds.
,work
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
213.
,crime
You sneak into a castle and steal
362 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
,bal
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
575

Value: 19

Value: 24
,bal
,bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
,bj all
Result: Win
1,725

Value: Blackjack

Value: 20
,bal
,bj 125
Result: Loss
-125

Value: 17

Value: Blackjack
,bj 250
Result: Dealer bust
250

Value: 19

Value: 26
,bal
,bj 2000
Result: Win
2,000

Value: 19

Value: 17
,bal
,dep all
Deposited
5,000 to your bank!
,work
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
591
,crime
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
140
,bj all
Result: Bust
-451

Value: 24

Value: 17
,bal
,with all
Withdrew
90,000 from your bank!
,bj 5000
Result: Win
10,000

Value: 18

Value: 17
,dep all
Deposited
100,000 to your bank!
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870412127150090> |
8,000 (cash)
,bal
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on 0
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on 28
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on 6
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on 1
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on 6
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on 3
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on 29
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on 8
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on 4
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on 15
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on 21
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on 3
Stealing J.I.M's chicken is the fastest way to disappear. And you're next.
Use an item with the </item use:1057973912614490182> command.
A hamburger from Worldonalds.

What more is there to say? It's J.I.M's Chicken.

Your chicken won the fight, and made you
5,000 richer! 🐓
Your chicken won the fight, and made you
5,000 richer! 🐓
Your chicken lost the fight and died.
oh
You have placed a bet of
2,000 on black
You have placed a bet of
4,000 on red
You have placed a bet of
8,000 on black
You have placed a bet of
16,000 on red
,bal
You have placed a bet of
16,000 on red
,bal
You have placed a bet of
8,000 on red
You have placed a bet of
4,000 on red
You have placed a bet of
8,000 on black
,bal
You have placed a bet of
16,000 on red
You have placed a bet of
32,000 on black
,bal
that was a good investment
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
570.
,crime
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
551, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
,bal
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,121

Value: 19

Value: Blackjack
,with all
Withdrew
100,000 from your bank!
,bj 1250
Result: Loss
-1,250

Value: Soft 18

Value: Blackjack
,bj 1250
Result: Bust
-1,250

Value: 23

Value: 18
,bj 5000
Result: Win
5,000

Value: Soft 20

Value: 19
,dep all
Deposited
102,500 to your bank!
, work
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid
882.
, crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
769 as ransom.
You can next collect income <t:1778749200:R>.
,work
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
321.
,crime
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
712 without getting caught.
,bal
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,033

Value: 18

Value: 19
,work
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid
816.
, crime
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
235 debt to the travelers you scammed.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&1009870404443197500> |
12,000 (cash)
,dep all
Deposited
12,654 to your bank!
,work
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
194.
,crime
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
627 before the police arrive.
,dep all
Deposited
844 to your bank!
,bal
,bal themafix
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1778749200:R>.
,work
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
183.
,bal
,work
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
796.
,crime
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
691 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
,dep all
Deposited
1,487 to your bank!
,bal
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1778749200:R>.
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1778749200:R>.
,bal
Ok, I'm just doin a reminder
Bro ur poor
I gave my fortunes to lao who gave it to you.
And you probably gambled it away.
Gng I loan all muh monie
Or just loaned it to some poor sod.
I'll gib u a loan in like a month
Uh huh
For infinity coin
Set a reminder in 4 weeks and 2 days from now (<t:1781335041:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
153 after you escape from the angry bandits.
,work
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
323 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
,dep all
Deposited
196 to your bank!
, work
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
378 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
, crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
729
,lb
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, work
A village sacrifices
724 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
, crime
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
430 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
, work
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
381.
,crime
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
258.
,work
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch
236 worth in orcish coins.
,crime
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
625
,work
You cannot work for 36 seconds.
, work
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
155.
, crime
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
448
, collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870419005821059> |
3,000 (cash)
, dep all
Deposited
53,974 to your bank!
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1778749200:R>.
,bal
,bal
,work
After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with
996 by the Royal Ant Keeper.
, crime
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
577, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
,roulette 150000 2nd
You have placed a bet of
150,000 on 2nd
,roulette 150000 3rd
You have placed a bet of
150,000 on 3rd
,work
A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted
792 for your good work!
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
559 as ransom.
,dep all
Deposited
1,357 to your bank!
,bal
A village sacrifices
827 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
, dep all
Deposited
830 to your bank!
,work
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
345.
,crime
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
253
,bal
,with 2500
Withdrew
2,500 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Loss
-2,592

Value: 16

Value: 18
,with all
Withdrew
100,000 from your bank!
,bj 5000
Result: Win
5,000

Value: 20

Value: 19
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726088659505512509> |
5,000 (cash)
,work
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for
416
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&731212379693514832> |
10,000 (cash)
,dep all
Deposited
60,442 to your bank!
,crime
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
127 trying to undo the curse.
,with all
Withdrew
1,127,881 from your bank!
,dep all
Deposited
1,127,754 to your bank!
,bal
,work
A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted
444 for your good work!
,crime
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
462 before the police arrive.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&726089028793008317> |
2,000 (cash)
,bal
You have placed a bet of
6,358 on black
,bal
,deposit 9306
Deposited
9,306 to your bank!
,bj 2000
Result: Loss
-2,000

Value: 17

Value: Blackjack
,bj 2000
Result: Bust
-2,000

Value: 24

Value: 13
,bal
,bj 1000
Result: Loss
-1,000

Value: 17

Value: 20
You have placed a bet of
5,000 on black
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009923416989630527> |
36,000 (cash)
,work
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
753.
,crime
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
594 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
,bal
,work
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
507 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
,crime
You "print" yourself
641 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870372734259271> |
20,000 (cash)
,bj half
Result: Loss
-35,001

Value: 18

Value: 20
,bj all
Result: Loss
-35,002

Value: 20

Value: 21
,work
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid
860.
,crime
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
664 to unsuspecting collectors.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870380023959622> |
16,000 (cash)
, work
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
514 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
, crime
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
523 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
599.
, crime
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
746 in loot.
, collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726087466859102258> |
25,000 (cash)
,work
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received
395.
,crime
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
137
,lb
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103,421,784
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100,044,080
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34,725,817
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33,950,525
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31,760,085
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30,557,159
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30,125,042
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26,167,706
,work
You earn
482 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
Deposited
483 to your bank!
,crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
572 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
,dep all
Deposited
572 to your bank!
,work
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
920 for your good work!
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
625
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&591002534089457710> |
75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009919013050134700> |
30,000 (cash)
,dep all
Deposited
156,555 to your bank!
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&821008392142716995> |
250 (cash)
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870412127150090> |
8,000 (cash)
, dep all
Deposited
1,887,488 to your bank!
,bal
,work
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
525.
,crime
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
605 to unsuspecting collectors.
,dep all
Deposited
1,130 to your bank!
,work
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
233 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
,crime
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
348 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
,bal
,lb
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10,028,465
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10,019,631
33. akonorio •
9,960,688
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9,639,419
35. notthebest. •
9,474,238
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8,832,064
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8,751,274
38. deleted_user_70a987fff961 •
8,516,133
39. parader_ •
7,344,673
40. scalenemedusa17 •
6,288,633
Result: Loss
-600

Value: 16

Value: 17
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726087575349100587> |
15,000 (cash)
,crime
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
524, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
, work
You spend your day chopping wood, earning
750.
,work
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you
447 in recognition from the king.
,crime
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
359
,dep all
Deposited
156,056 to your bank!
,with 6056
Withdrew
6,056 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Win
6,056

Value: 19

Value: 17
,bal
,bj 2112
Result: Win
2,112

Value: 19

Value: 17
,bal
,bj 224

Value: 17

Value: 10
Result: Dealer bust
224

Value: 17

Value: 26
,bal
,bj 776
Result: Loss
-776

Value: Soft 17

Value: 21
,bal
,bj 448
Result: Loss
-448

Value: 15

Value: 18
,bal
,bj 2000
Result: Dealer bust
2,000

Value: 19

Value: 24
,bal
,bj 15000