Result: Win
948
Your Hand

Value: 20
Dealer Hand

Value: 17
Cards remaining: 125
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Result: Win
948

Value: 20

Value: 17
,bj all
Result: Bust
-1,896

Value: 23

Value: 17
,bal
,with 10000
Withdrew
10,000 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Bust
-10,000

Value: 24

Value: 12
,bal
,work
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
617 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
,crime
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
336 without getting caught.
,bj all
Result: Bust
-953

Value: 23

Value: 16
,work
You cannot work for 27 seconds.
,work
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
558.
,crime
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
134 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
424

Value: 18

Value: 23
,bj all
Result: Loss
-848

Value: 19

Value: 20
,work
You cannot work for 53 seconds.
,bal
,work
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
746.
,crime
You "print" yourself
643 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,bj all
Result: Bust
-1,389

Value: 25

Value: 17
,work
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you
756 for your work.
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
705 before the police arrive.
,bj all
Result: Bust
-1,461

Value: 22

Value: 18
,bal
,work
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you
433.
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
489 as ransom.
,bj all
Result: Loss
-922

Value: 14

Value: 18
,bal
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&726089028793008317> |
2,000 (cash)
,work
You spend your day chopping wood, earning
660.
,crime
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
647
,bal
You have placed a bet of
5,000 on black
You have placed a bet of
5,000 on red
You have placed a bet of
5,000 on red
,work
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning
659.
,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
406 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,065

Value: 19

Value: 20
,bal
,with 1000
Withdrew
1,000 from your bank!
,roulette all red
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on red
,work
A village sacrifices
471 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
,crime
You "print" yourself
570 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,dep 1000
Deposited
1,000 to your bank!
,bal
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&591002534089457710> |
75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726089538845278249> |
500 (cash)
,roulette all red
You have placed a bet of
75,560 on red
Nooo
,work
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you
129 for your service.
,crime
You "print" yourself
716 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,bj all
Result: Bust
-886

Value: 22

Value: 9
,bal
,withdraw all
Withdrew
647,145 from your bank!
,roulette all 1-18
You cannot choose more than 300,000 for your bet.
,roulette 300000 1-18
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on 1-18
Lost
,work
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you
264
,crime
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
393 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
,bj all
Result: Win
985

Value: Blackjack

Value: 13
,bal
,dep 1000
Deposited
1,000 to your bank!
,bj all
Result: Win
963

Value: Blackjack

Value: 19
,bal
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
,dep 500
Deposited
500 to your bank!
,bj all
Result: Win
1,105

Value: 19

Value: 17
,dep 500
Deposited
500 to your bank!
,bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
,bal
,bj all
Result: Bust
-1,710

Value: 24

Value: 12
,work
You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with
103
,crime
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
789 from them.
,bj all
Result: Win
892

Value: 19

Value: 18
,bal
,dep 500
Deposited
500 to your bank!
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
1,284

Value: 21

Value: 26
,bal
,dep 2000
Deposited
2,000 to your bank!
,bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
,bj all
Result: Win
568

Value: Soft 20

Value: 19
,dep 500
Deposited
500 to your bank!
,bj all
Result: Bust
-636

Value: 26

Value: 19
,bal
,work
You cannot work for 16 seconds.
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1775984400:R>.
,work
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
914.
,crime
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
226 in the process.
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
688

Value: 17

Value: 22
,bal
,dep 1000
Deposited
1,000 to your bank!
,roulette al 1st
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
,roulette all 1st
You have placed a bet of
376 on 1st
,work
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid
387 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
523 to unsuspecting collectors.
,bj all
Result: Bust
-2,038

Value: 25

Value: 14
,bal
,with 1000
Withdrew
1,000 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
1,000

Value: 17

Value: 22
,dep 1000
Deposited
1,000 to your bank!
,bj all
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 24

Value: 10
,with 6000
Withdrew
6,000 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
6,000

Value: 14

Value: 22
,bal
,dep 10000
Deposited
10,000 to your bank!
,bj all
Result: Loss
-2,000

Value: 19

Value: 20
,bal
,work
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
950.
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
587 as ransom.
,bj all
Result: Bust
-1,537

Value: 24

Value: 9
,work
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
389.
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
678, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
,bj all
Result: Win
1,067

Value: 20

Value: 19
,bal
,dep 1000
Deposited
1,000 to your bank!
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
1,134

Value: 13

Value: 22
,bal
You have placed a bet of
2,268 on 1-18
,bal
,work
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
339.
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
384
,bj all
Result: Loss
-723

Value: 18

Value: 19
,bal
,with 1000
Withdrew
1,000 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 23

Value: 12

,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&731212379693514832> |
10,000 (cash)
,roulette all
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
,roulette all black
You have placed a bet of
62,089 on black
,work
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
363 for your good work!
,crime
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
465 on the black market.
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
828

Value: 16

Value: 24
,work
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
418.
,bal
,crime
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
446 in loot.
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,656

Value: 16

Value: 18
,bj all
Result: Bust
-864

Value: 23

Value: 17
,bal
,bal @viral scaffold
Im paying off a debt
Thats why im broke
,give @viral scaffold 10000
You don't have that much money to give. You currently have
0 on hand.
,with 10000
Withdrew
10,000 from your bank!
,give @viral scaffold 10000
@viral scaffold has received your
10,000
I appreciate it man
,bal @prisma garden
You have placed a bet of
3,000 on red
,work
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you
219.
,crime
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
596 without getting caught.
,bj all
Result: Win
815

Value: 20

Value: 18
,bal
,dep 500
Deposited
500 to your bank!
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
1,130

Value: 16

Value: 22
,bal
,roulette 2000 even
You have placed a bet of
2,000 on even
,dep 1000
Deposited
1,000 to your bank!
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,260

Value: 15

Value: 21
,bal
,work
,give @misty ridge 5000
You cannot work for 39 seconds.
@misty ridge has received your
5,000
,crime
You cannot commit a crime for 34 seconds.
,work
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch
427 worth in orcish coins.
,crime
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
654 from them.
,bj 1000
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 23

Value: 10
,bal
,work
After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with
688 by the Royal Ant Keeper.
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
149
,bj all
Result: Bust
-539

Value: 24

Value: 14
,work
You cannot work for 43 seconds.
,work
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid
609 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
,work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 21 seconds.
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
126. Oh, those elves…
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
483

Value: 16

Value: 26
,bal
,bj 100
Result: Loss
-100

Value: 16

Value: 18
,bj 200
Result: Win
200

Value: 21

Value: 19
,dep 1000
Deposited
1,000 to your bank!
,bal
,with 500
Withdrew
500 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Loss
-566

Value: 18

Value: 19
,bal
,work
You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for
985
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
245. Oh, those elves…
,bj all
Result: Bust
-740

Value: 23

Value: 18
,work
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
572
,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
462 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,bj all
Result: Win
1,034

Value: 20

Value: 19
,bal
,dep 1000
Deposited
1,000 to your bank!
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,068

Value: 17

Value: 18
,work
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid
610 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
,crime
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you
297
,bj all
Result: Loss
-313

Value: 17

Value: 18
,work
You cannot work for 37 seconds.
,work
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
435 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
138 after you escape from the angry bandits.
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1775984400:R>.
,work
A rich citizen sacrifices
701 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.
,crime
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
754 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
,bj all
Result: Win
1,455

Value: 19

Value: 17
,bal
,bj 100
Result: Loss
-100

Value: 18

Value: 19
,bj 200
Result: Loss
-200

Value: 20

Value: 21
,bj 400
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
,bj all
Result: Loss
-2,610

Value: 17

Value: 20
,bal
,with 1500
Withdrew
1,500 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Win
2,250

Value: Blackjack

Value: 17
,bal
Deposited
3,000 to your bank!
,bj all
Result: Bust
-750

Value: 22

Value: 20
,work
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
407 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
205
,work
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of
665.
,crime
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
687 in loot.
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,352

Value: 19

Value: 20
,bal
,with 500
Withdrew
500 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 14

Value: 17
,work
You cannot work for 21 seconds.
,work
You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab
527 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.
,work
You cannot work for 18 seconds.
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
416 as ransom.
,crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 4 seconds.
,work
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
692.
,work
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
148.
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
224 trying to undo the curse.
,bal
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870349103546421> |
50,000 (cash)
,dep all
Deposited
106,302 to your bank!
,work
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
326.
,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
472 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,bj 5000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
,bj 5000
Result: Win
7,500

Value: Blackjack

Value: 19
,bj 5000
Result: Win
5,000

Value: 19

Value: 17
,bj 5000
Result: Bust
-5,000

Value: 23

Value: 9
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870380023959622> |
16,000 (cash)
,work
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received
298.
,crime
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
106 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
,bal
,bal @young cedar
,lb
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,bal @misty ridge
can i have some
Only in loans
,work
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
706.
Noooo don't take out a loan or you'll end up like meeeeeeeeeee
,work
You cannot work for 12 seconds.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
withdraw <amount or all>
,with 200
Withdrew
200 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: Soft 18

Value: 18
,dep all
Deposited
945 to your bank!
,work
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
454.
,dep all
Deposited
454 to your bank!
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009923416989630527> |
36,000 (cash)
,bj all
Result: Loss
-86,585

Value: 20

Value: 21
fuck
,work
You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab
960 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.
,crime
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
541 without getting caught.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,501 on red
,dep all
Deposited
3,002 to your bank!
,bal
,work
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
270 for your good work!
,crime
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
204 trying to undo the curse.
,work
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
619.
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
279. Oh, those elves…
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
406 on red
,dep app
Invalid <amount or all> argument given.
Usage:
deposit <amount or all>
,dep all
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1775984400:R>.
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with
654 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
542 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,roullete all black
You have placed a bet of
2,008 on black
,work
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
595.
,crime
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
253.
,roullete all black
You have placed a bet of
342 on black
,dep all
Deposited
684 to your bank!
,work
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
220.
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
171. Oh, those elves…
,work
You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for
826
,crime
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
395 on the black market.
, roulette all red
You have placed a bet of
1,270 on red
,dep all
Deposited
2,540 to your bank!
,crime
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
194.
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
464.
,bj 5000
Result: Bust
-5,000

Value: 26

Value: 13
,bj 5000
Result: Win
5,000

Value: 21

Value: 18
,bj 5000
Result: Bust
-5,000

Value: 22

Value: 13
,bj 5000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
,bj 5000
Result: Loss
-5,000

Value: 18

Value: 19
,bj 10000
Result: Dealer bust
10,000

Value: 20

Value: 26
,bj 10000
Result: Loss
-10,000

Value: 20

Value: 21
,work
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
562 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
228
,work
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
,work
You cannot work for 1 second.
,work
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you
830 in commissions for future projects.
,crime
You cannot commit a crime for 19 seconds.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,164 on red
,work
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
,work
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received
523.
,crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
749 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
, roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,272 on red
,dep all
Deposited
2,544 to your bank!
,bal
,work
You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for
285 worth in coins and gems.
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
544
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
829 on red
,roullete all black
You have placed a bet of
1,658 on black
,dep all
Deposited
3,316 to your bank!
, work
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you
724 in loot.
,crime
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
453
, roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,177 on red
,dep all
Deposited
2,354 to your bank!
,work
You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid
528.
,crime
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
663, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
,roullete all black
You have placed a bet of
1,191 on black
,dep all
Deposited
2,382 to your bank!
,work
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
667 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
,crime
You sneak into a castle and steal
575 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,242 on red
,work
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
301 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
788, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,089 on red
,dep all
Deposited
2,178 to your bank!
,work
A village sacrifices
872 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
455, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
,roullete all black
You have placed a bet of
1,327 on black
,work
You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for
367
,crime
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
718 without getting caught.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,085 on red
,bal
,crime
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
380, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
,work
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
886.
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1775984400:R>.
,bj 6000
Result: Bust
-6,000

Value: 23

Value: 15
,bal
,dep 400
Deposited
400 to your bank!
,bj 5000
Result: Bust
-5,000

Value: 22

Value: 14
,bj 5000
Result: Loss
-5,000

Value: 8

Value: Blackjack
,bj all
Result: Bust
-133,464

Value: 24

Value: 14
,crime
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
506 before the police arrive.
,work
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
985 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
,work
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
788.
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
287
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009919013050134700> |
30,000 (cash)
,bal
,bj all
Result: Loss
-80,766

Value: 20

Value: Blackjack
ok bro
,work
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
447.
,crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
645 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,092 on red
,dep all
Deposited
2,184 to your bank!
,bal
,work
You earn
312 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
223
,work
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid
991.
,crime
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
548 from them.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,628 on red
,work
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with
525 and the title of Court Wizard.
,crime
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
498. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,023 on red
,work
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
892 for your good work!
,crime
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
514, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,406 on red
,dep all
Deposited
2,812 to your bank!
,work
You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining
557.
, crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
651, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,208 on red
, dep all
Deposited
2,416 to your bank!
,bal
,work
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
532.
,crime
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
703 to unsuspecting collectors.
,roullete all black
You have placed a bet of
1,235 on black
,dep all
Deposited
2,470 to your bank!
,work
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning
582.
,crime
You sneak into a castle and steal
450 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,032 on red
,work
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you
108 for your work.
,crime
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
768 before the police arrive.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
876 on red
,work
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you
632 in loot.
, crime
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
184. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
184 from you.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
448 on red
,work
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning
153.
,crime
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
270 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
,dep all
Deposited
779 to your bank!
,work
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
106 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
610, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
716 on red
,dep all
Deposited
1,432 to your bank!
, bal
,lb
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536,571
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,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870349103546421> |
50,000 (cash)
,work
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
489
,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
601 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,roullete all black
You have placed a bet of
1,090 on black
,work
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
847.
,crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
573 in loot.
,roullete all black
You have placed a bet of
1,420 on black
,dep all
Deposited
2,840 to your bank!
,work
You spend your day chopping wood, earning
735.
, crime
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
367 before the security guards arrive.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,102 on red
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid
749.
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
419 before the security guards arrive.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,168 on red
,work
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
910 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
, crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
636 as ransom.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,546 on red
,work
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
803 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
219 after you escape from the angry bandits.
,work
You cannot work for 42 seconds.
,work
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
495 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
,crime
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
782 to unsuspecting collectors.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,861 on red
,work
You cannot work for 16 seconds.
,work
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
267.
, crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
705 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
972 on red
,work
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
790
,crime
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
401 on the black market.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,191 on red
,dep all
Deposited
2,382 to your bank!
,bal
,work
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
828 for 29 orcish heads.
,crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
601 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
1,429 on red
,work
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
389.
,crime
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
198 debt to the travelers you scammed.
,dep all
Deposited
191 to your bank!
, work
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you
430 in loot.
,crime
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
563 without getting caught.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
993 on red
,work
You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid
692.
, crime
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
119 trying to undo the curse.
,roullete all red
You have placed a bet of
573 on red
,dep all
Deposited
1,146 to your bank!
,work
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make
704
,crime
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
371 on the black market.
,bj all
Result: Loss
-999

Value: 15

Value: 20
,bal
,work
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
313.
,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
760 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,bj all
Result: Bust
-1,073

Value: 26

Value: 17
,work
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you
317.
,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
330 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
,bj all
Result: Loss
-647

Value: 16

Value: 17
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1775984400:R>.
,crime
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
462 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
,work
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
213.
,bal
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&1009870376618168410> |
18,000 (cash)
Deposited
20,663 to your bank!
,shop
,work
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you
236.
,crime
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
698
,work
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
347.
,crime
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
791 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,138

Value: 19

Value: 21
,bal
,with 740
Withdrew
740 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
740

Value: 19

Value: 22
,bal
,dep 1000
Deposited
1,000 to your bank!
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
480

Value: 18

Value: 26
,bal
,bj 160
Result: Dealer bust
160

Value: 19

Value: 22
,bal
,dep 1000
Deposited
1,000 to your bank!
,roulette all 1st
You have placed a bet of
120 on 1st
,work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
,work
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
494 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.