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Result: Bust
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,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
694, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
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, collect
Role income successfully collected!
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,work
A village sacrifices
156 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
,crime
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597 from them.
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,bal
,crime
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
781 in loot.
,work
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885 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
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2 - <@&1009870419005821059> |
3,000 (cash)
,collect
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,collect
Role income successfully collected!
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20,000 (cash)
,pay @fringe rose
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,work
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
404.
,crime
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516 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,collect
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2 - <@&1009870404443197500> |
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,crime
You "print" yourself
544 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,work
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
256 for your good work!
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Result: Loss
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,collect
You can next collect income <t:1773651600:R>.
, collect
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1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870419005821059> |
3,000 (cash)
, work
You earn
198 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
, dep all
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54,845 to your bank!
, bal
,crime
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
776, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
,work
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
209 for 29 orcish heads.
,collect
You have no role income to collect!
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Madness
3,000
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Bandits
3,000
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Demons
2,500
An evil-spirited, flaming creature, which is enemies to all races, all creatures, and all life. If you want to burn down a village, unleash one of these soulless creatures.
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,work
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
988.
,crime
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
168 in the process.
,work
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with
160 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
,crime
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
485 to unsuspecting collectors.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870416023662643> |
7,000 (cash)
, collect
You can next collect income <t:1773651600:R>.
,work
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
365.
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
354 as ransom.
,collect
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1 - <@&821008392142716995> |
250 (cash)
,bj all
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969

Value: 20

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,bj all
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-1,938

Value: 18

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,with all
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@craggy junco has received your
355,896
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,collect
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12,000 (cash)
,give @stuck fractal all
@stuck fractal has received your
369,220
,work
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you
102 for your service.
,file bankruptcy
,crime
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
706. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
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@craggy junco has received your
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,work
You earn
529 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
,crime
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
557 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
,bj 10000
Result: Loss
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Value: 16

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You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
188.
,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
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You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
786.
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
422
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&726089028793008317> |
2,000 (cash)
,work
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid
635.
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
530
,bal
,collect
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1 - <@&1009870419005821059> |
3,000 (cash)
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&726088659505512509> |
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,bal
,dep 14000
Deposited
14,000 to your bank!
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,work
A village sacrifices
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,crime
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
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,dep 2684
Deposited
2,684 to your bank!
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Result: Bust
-10,000

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,work
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,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
333 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
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Result: Bust
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5,000 from your bank!
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,work
A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted
671 for your good work!
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,work
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,work
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,work
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754.
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
207. Oh, those elves…
,bal
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,work
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
324.
, collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&1009870412127150090> |
8,000 (cash)
,crime
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
475 before the police arrive.
,dep all
Deposited
8,802 to your bank!
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,work
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received
391.
,crime
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
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Result: Loss
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,bal
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,dep 1000
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1,000 to your bank!
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Result: Bust
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,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009923421028765886> |
33,000 (cash)
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,work
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make
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,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
778, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
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2,430 to your bank!
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2 - <@&1009870419005821059> |
3,000 (cash)
,with 100
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,collect
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Value: 12
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
114. Oh, those elves…
,work
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid
507.
,bj 100
Result: Loss
-100

Value: 19

Value: 20
,bj 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 24

Value: 14
,bj 10000
Result: Win
10,000

Value: 18

Value: 17
,bal
,bj 100
Result: Win
100

Value: 19

Value: 17
,bj 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 22

Value: 20
,bj 100
Result: Dealer bust
100

Value: 19

Value: 23
,bj 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 26

Value: 13
,bj 10000
Result: Win
10,000

Value: 20

Value: 19
,bal
,dep 3000000
Deposited
3,000,000 to your bank!
,bj 100
Result: Loss
-100

Value: 16

Value: Blackjack
,bj 100
Result: Win
150

Value: Blackjack

Value: 20
Result: Win
100

Value: 18

Value: 17
,bj 100
Result: Dealer bust
100

Value: 20

Value: 25
,bj 100
Result: Loss
-100

Value: 15

Value: Blackjack
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 26

Value: 17
,bj 10000
Result: Bust
-10,000

Value: 22

Value: 20
,with all
Withdrew
3,000,000 from your bank!
,bj 150000
Result: Bust
-150,000

Value: 22

Value: 12
,bj 150000
Result: Win
225,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 13
,bal
,bj 100
Result: Win
100

Value: 21

Value: 19
,bj 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 24

Value: 10
,bj 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 22

Value: 19
,bj 100
Result: Win
100

Value: 20

Value: 17
,bj 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 27

Value: 6
,bj 100
Result: Loss
-100

Value: 19

Value: 20
,bj 5000
Result: Win
5,000

Value: 19

Value: 18
,bal
,bj 100
Result: Win
100

Value: 20

Value: 19
,bj 100
Result: Win
100

Value: 20

Value: 19
,bj 100
Result: Dealer bust
100

Value: 19

Value: 22
,bj 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 23

Value: 16
,bj 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 27

Value: 20
,bj 100
Result: Loss
-100

Value: 20

Value: 21
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 24

Value: 16
,bj 10000
Result: Loss
-10,000

Value: 14

Value: Blackjack
Result: Win
20,000

Value: 21

Value: 17
,bal
,bj 1000
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 23

Value: 10
,bj 2000
Result: Win
2,000

Value: Soft 19

Value: 18
,bal
,crime
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
605
,work
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make
586
, collect
You can next collect income <t:1773651600:R>.
,bj 100
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
,bj 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 22

Value: 14
,bj 1000
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 22

Value: 20
,bj 2000
Result: Loss
-2,000

Value: 17

Value: 18
,bj 4000
Result: Push, money back

Value: Blackjack

Value: Blackjack
,bj 4000
Result: Dealer bust
4,000

Value: 21

Value: 25
,bal
,work
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
894.
,crime
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
673 before the police arrive.
,bal
,bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust
1,000

Value: 20

Value: 22
,bj 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 24

Value: 9
,bj 2000
Result: Dealer bust
2,000

Value: 19

Value: 22
,bal
,dep 3100000
Deposited
3,100,000 to your bank!
,bal
,bj 100
Result: Loss
-100

Value: 17

Value: 19
,bj 200
Result: Dealer bust
200

Value: Soft 20

Value: 24
,bj 1000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
,bal
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870419005821059> |
3,000 (cash)
,bal
You have placed a bet of
2,600 on 23
,crime
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
417 to unsuspecting collectors.
,work
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
114 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
,bal
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1773651600:R>.
,crime
You cannot commit a crime for 7 seconds.
,work
You cannot work for 8 seconds.
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
460
,work
You receive
505 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
692
,work
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
365.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870380023959622> |
16,000 (cash)
,work
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you
107 for your work.
,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
387 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&726089028793008317> |
2,000 (cash)
,bal
,work
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
486.
,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
491 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&726088659505512509> |
5,000 (cash)
,bj 1000
Result: Loss
-1,000

Value: 16

Value: 20
,bj 1000
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 23

Value: 18
,bj 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 23

Value: 15
,bj 500
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
,bj
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
,bj 1000
Result: Dealer bust
1,000

Value: 12

Value: 23
Result: Bust
-2,000

Value: 23

Value: 18
,bj 4000
Result: Win
6,000

Value: Blackjack

Value: 14
Result: Loss
-4,000

Value: 15

Value: 18
,bj 8000
Result: Bust
-8,000

Value: 22

Value: 7
Result: Bust
-16,000

Value: 24

Value: 18
,bj 32000
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
13,668 in cash.
damn it
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870412127150090> |
8,000 (cash)
,bal
,bj 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 24

Value: 10
,bj 100
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
,bj 500
Result: Win
500

Value: Soft 20

Value: 18
,bj 100
Result: Loss
-100

Value: Soft 17

Value: 19
,bj 100
Result: Win
100

Value: 20

Value: 19
,bj 100
Result: Win
100

Value: 20

Value: 17
,bj 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 26

Value: 17
,bj 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 27

Value: 7
,bj 10000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
,bj 1
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
,bj 99
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
,bj 1000000000
You cannot choose more than 150,000 for your bet.
,bj 150001
You cannot choose more than 150,000 for your bet.
, collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&591002534089457710> |
75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&726087575349100587> |
15,000 (cash)
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&591002534089457710> |
75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009870372734259271> |
20,000 (cash)
,dep all
Deposited
145,000 to your bank!
,bal
,work
You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid
590, based off the value of what you gathered.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870412127150090> |
8,000 (cash)
,dep all
Deposited
61,541 to your bank!
,bal
,work
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid
273.
,crime
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
354, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&591002534089457710> |
75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009919013050134700> |
30,000 (cash)
,dep all
Deposited
155,633 to your bank!
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870349103546421> |
50,000 (cash)
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726088659505512509> |
5,000 (cash)
,bal
Deposited
200,000 to your bank!
,roulette all red
You have placed a bet of
236,817 on red
, work
A rich citizen sacrifices
420 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&726089538845278249> |
500 (cash)
, crime
You sneak into a castle and steal
569 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
,crime
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
699 on the black market.
,work
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
345.
,work
You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for
470
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
371
,dep all
Deposited
841 to your bank!
,withdraw 1000
Withdrew
1,000 from your bank!
,roulette black 1000
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
,roulette 1000 black
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on black
, collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&726087466859102258> |
25,000 (cash)
, work
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received
350.
, crime
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
731, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
, work
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make
314
, crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
577 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
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,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&591002534089457710> |
75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009923421028765886> |
33,000 (cash)
,dep all
Deposited
158,763 to your bank!
,bal
,crime
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
590 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
,work
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
576.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870419005821059> |
3,000 (cash)
,crime
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
580 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
,work
You spend your day chopping wood, earning
921.
,bal
,crime
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
143 debt to the travelers you scammed.
,work
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
565
,crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 seconds.
, collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726087575349100587> |
15,000 (cash)
, work
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you
630
,crime
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
274.
,dep all
Deposited
66,094 to your bank!
,bal
,work
You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for
414
,bal
,crime
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
188. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
188 from you.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870416023662643> |
7,000 (cash)
,dep all
Deposited
57,000 to your bank!
,bal
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
513 as ransom.
,work
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
854.
,work
You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid
179, based off the value of what you gathered.
,crime
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
424 on the black market.
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1773738000:R>.
,work
You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for
250 worth in coins and gems.
,crime
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
303 without getting caught.
,work
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
681.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&726088659505512509> |
5,000 (cash)
,work
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
383 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
,crime
You "print" yourself
417 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,dep 3000
Deposited
3,000 to your bank!
,roulette 400 red
You have placed a bet of
400 on red
,bj all
Result: Loss
-2,400

Value: 18

Value: 21
,withdraw 2000
Withdrew
2,000 from your bank!
,bj all
Result: Bust
-2,000

Value: 23

Value: 20
,bal
,withdraw 5000
Withdrew
5,000 from your bank!
,bj all