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[inland pasture]

,crime

[winged thistle]

akonorio

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for 165. Oh, those elves…

Reply #726396

[open garnet]

Again ?!

Kris

Why ???

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 368 for your work.

Reply #726403

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and 275 less coins in the bag.

Reply #726424

[open garnet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Deposited 78,536 to your bank!

[open garnet]

,bal

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Leaderboard Rank: 67th

Cash:

0

Bank:

2,992,266

Total:

2,992,266

[open garnet]

Anyone can give me 7k ?

[left juniper]

, work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You earn 303 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.

Reply #726414

[left juniper]

,crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 349 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.

Reply #4845789

[left juniper]

Will you retrieve me them eventually? :]?

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 652 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 589th

Cash:

0

Bank:

21,988

Total:

21,988

[open garnet]

Huh want a hug for the 7k ?

[left juniper]

:‹

[open garnet]

Okay i have a debt TwT

[left juniper]

Yippie

[open garnet]

Gimme the 7k !

[left juniper]

I FORGOT HOW TO DO IT

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted 638 for your good work!

Reply #718754

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with 640

Reply #726400

[left juniper]

, gift

,give

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
give-money <member> <amount or all>

[left juniper]

, with 7e3

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 7,000 from your bank!

[left juniper]

, give @open garnet 7e3

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

@open garnet has received your 7,000

[left juniper]

Thete you go :D

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid 689.

Reply #718742

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend 152 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.

Reply #4845791

[open garnet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Deposited 8,815 to your bank!

[open garnet]

,bal

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Leaderboard Rank: 67th

Cash:

0

Bank:

3,001,081

Total:

3,001,081

[fleet coral]

,work

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with 306 and the title of Court Wizard.

Reply #4845798

[fleet coral]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

Deposited 68,031 to your bank!

[agile stag]

,collect

[winged thistle]

c0smicpotato

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009923416989630527> | 36,000 (cash)

[calm vapor]

, work

[winged thistle]

aliassupremo

A rich citizen sacrifices 141 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.

Reply #726410

[calm vapor]

, crime

[winged thistle]

aliassupremo

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 121

Reply #726398

[calm vapor]

,collect

[winged thistle]

aliassupremo

You can next collect income <t:1763370000:R>.

[astral ice]

,work

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with 656 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.

Reply #726391

[astral ice]

,crime

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 151 after you escape from the angry bandits.

Reply #726402

[astral ice]

,collect

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870404443197500> | 12,000 (cash)

[robust temple]

,work

[winged thistle]

jeremyo961

You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of 377

Reply #726406

[robust temple]

,crime

[winged thistle]

jeremyo961

You sneak into a castle and steal 436 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

[robust temple]

,collect

[winged thistle]

jeremyo961

You have no role income to collect!

[robust temple]

Aw dangit

[fleet coral]

,work

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of 642 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.

Reply #1500988

[cobalt matrix]

, collect

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870412127150090> | 8,000 (cash)

[cobalt matrix]

,crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 609 to unsuspecting collectors.

Reply #4845771

[cobalt matrix]

,work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab 652 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.

Reply #726413

[cobalt matrix]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

Deposited 10,821 to your bank!

[coral cape]

, collect

[winged thistle]

.qwas.

You can next collect income <t:1763370000:R>.

[dawn scroll]

,work

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid 701, based off the value of what you gathered.

Reply #718725

[dawn scroll]

,crime

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 395 on the black market.

Reply #4845769

[dawn scroll]

,collect

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

You can next collect income <t:1763370000:R>.

[dawn scroll]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Result: Win 1,096

**Your Hand**

Value: 21

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 19

[dawn scroll]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Deposited 2,192 to your bank!

[spice trench]

,collect

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&726089538845278249> | 500 (cash)

[spice trench]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Deposited 9,975 to your bank!

[spice trench]

,work

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 564.

Reply #718753

[spice trench]

,crime

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 439 before the security guards arrive.

Reply #4845772

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Loss -500

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 21

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Push, money back

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 20

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Loss -500

**Your Hand**

Value: 17

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 20

[spice trench]

,bal

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Leaderboard Rank: 483rd

Cash:

3

Bank:

44,556

Total:

44,559

[spice trench]

,work

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining 553.

Reply #718750

[spice trench]

,crime

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 757

Reply #726421

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Win 500

**Your Hand**

Value: 21

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 19

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Dealer bust 500

**Your Hand**

Value: 18

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 22

[spice trench]

,bal

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Leaderboard Rank: 476th

Cash:

2,313

Bank:

44,530

Total:

46,843

[cobalt matrix]

,work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with 945 and the title of Court Wizard.

Reply #4845798

[cobalt matrix]

, crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 638 without getting caught.

Reply #4845768

[misty ridge]

,work

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid 954.

Reply #718710

[misty ridge]

,collect

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870416023662643> | 7,000 (cash)

[misty ridge]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

Deposited 8,183 to your bank!

[misty ridge]

,bal

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

Leaderboard Rank: 119th

Cash:

0

Bank:

1,119,653

Total:

1,119,653

[strange flower]

,collect

[winged thistle]

skillerzthegamer

You can next collect income <t:1763370000:R>.

[inland pasture]

,bal

[winged thistle]

akonorio

Leaderboard Rank: 44th

Cash:

78,620

Bank:

5,358,686

Total:

5,437,306

[inland pasture]

,work

[winged thistle]

akonorio

You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining 670.

Reply #718717

[inland pasture]

,crime

[winged thistle]

akonorio

You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 763, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.

Reply #4845777

[inland pasture]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

akonorio

Deposited 80,053 to your bank!

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make 901

Reply #1479833

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend 253 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.

Reply #4845791

[distant kayak]

,collect

[winged thistle]

eightcornered

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&726089538845278249> | 500 (cash)

[distant kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

eightcornered

An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you 193.

Reply #718761

[distant kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

eightcornered

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 436 as ransom.

Reply #726395

[distant kayak]

,bal

[winged thistle]

eightcornered

Leaderboard Rank: 2051st

Cash:

1,331

Bank:

0

Total:

1,331

[distant kayak]

,bal skillerzthegamer

[winged thistle]

skillerzthegamer

Leaderboard Rank: 27th

Cash:

4,458,119

Bank:

4,807,528

Total:

9,265,647

[distant kayak]

wow

@strange flower give me moneh

pray emoji

evil plotting emoji

joe angry emoji

[strange flower]

No

[distant kayak]

guh

[strange flower]

Im very poor

[distant kayak]

ok

,roulette all 13-24

[winged thistle]

eightcornered

You have placed a bet of 1,345 on 13-24.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 7!

No Winners :(

[cobalt kernel]

, collect

[winged thistle]

das_fl

You can next collect income <t:1763370000:R>.

[calm lion]

,collect

[winged thistle]

kuebelnotfound

You can next collect income <t:1763370000:R>.

[wispy shadow]

,worl

, work

[winged thistle]

vantablack22192

A rich citizen sacrifices 790 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.

Reply #726410

[wispy shadow]

,work

[winged thistle]

vantablack22192

You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 315 for your work.

Reply #726403

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with 485 as a personal gift.

Reply #726386

[open garnet]

, crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend 194 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.

Reply #4845791

[open garnet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Deposited 999 to your bank!

[torpid swallow]

,crime

[winged thistle]

magnusthehuman

You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 667. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?

Reply #4845776

[torpid swallow]

,work

[winged thistle]

magnusthehuman

You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored 645.

Reply #718749

[torpid swallow]

,bj 1000

[winged thistle]

magnusthehuman

Result: Dealer bust 2,000

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 26

[river hawk]

Reminder for @coral cape

Reminder from YAGPDB

collect

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of 856.

Reply #4845800

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and 149 less coins in the bag.

Reply #726424

[open garnet]

, collect

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You can next collect income <t:1763370000:R>.

[devout maple]

,work

[winged thistle]

ryosean_48387

You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated 762.

Reply #718726

[devout maple]

, crime

[winged thistle]

ryosean_48387

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with 345

Reply #726400

[devout maple]

,bj 2000

[winged thistle]

ryosean_48387

Result: Bust -2,000

**Your Hand**

Value: 26

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 2

[devout maple]

,bj 2000

[winged thistle]

ryosean_48387

Result: Dealer bust 2,000

**Your Hand**

Value: 16

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 22

[devout maple]

,bj 2000

[winged thistle]

ryosean_48387

Result: Loss -2,000

**Your Hand**

Value: 17

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 19

[devout maple]

,bj 2000

[winged thistle]

ryosean_48387

Result: Loss -2,000

**Your Hand**

Value: 16

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 18

[rugged mauve]

,b

,balance

[winged thistle]

marxo6252

Leaderboard Rank: 2662nd

Cash:

0

Bank:

790

Total:

790

[rugged mauve]

What

I had to oiuy

I had more

[viral tide]

,collect

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870412127150090> | 8,000 (cash)

[viral tide]

,crime

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of 225 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.

Reply #4845781

[viral tide]

,work

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab 326 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.

Reply #726413

[viral tide]

,bal

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

Leaderboard Rank: 272nd

Cash:

178,681

Bank:

0

Total:

178,681

[viral tide]

,bj 21319

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

Result: Win 21,319

**Your Hand**

Value: Soft 21

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 19

[viral tide]

,bal

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

Leaderboard Rank: 260th

Cash:

200,000

Bank:

0

Total:

200,000

[viral tide]

,roulette 10000 12

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

You have placed a bet of 10,000 on 12.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[viral tide]

Hmm

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on: black 33!

No Winners :(

[viral tide]

,roulette 10000 12

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

You have placed a bet of 10,000 on 12.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[viral tide]

, roulette 50000 red

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

You have placed a bet of 50,000 on red.

Time remaining: 24 seconds

The ball landed on: black 28!

No Winners :(

[viral tide]

Wtfffff

,bj 10000 12

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

Invalid <bet> argument given.

Usage:
blackjack <bet>

[viral tide]

,roulette 50000 red

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

You have placed a bet of 50,000 on red.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[viral tide]

,roulette 10000 12

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

You have placed a bet of 10,000 on 12.

Time remaining: 24 seconds

The ball landed on: red 9!

Winners:
@viral tide won 100000

[viral tide]

,bal

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

Leaderboard Rank: 278th

Cash:

170,000

Bank:

0

Total:

170,000

[viral tide]

,bj 100000

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

Result: Loss -100,000

**Your Hand**

Value: 19

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 20

[viral tide]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

Result: Bust -70,000

**Your Hand**

Value: 23

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 10

[viral tide]

,bal

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

Leaderboard Rank: 51584th

Cash:

0

Bank:

0

Total:

0

[viral tide]

Square one

,work

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated 103.

Reply #718726

[viral tide]

,crime

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for 103. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts 103 from you.

Reply #4845792

[viral tide]

Buh

,bal

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

Leaderboard Rank: 51584th

Cash:

0

Bank:

0

Total:

0

[cobalt eagle]

,collect

[winged thistle]

lycor.

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726089028793008317> | 2,000 (cash)

[cobalt eagle]

,work

[winged thistle]

lycor.

You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid 734.

Reply #718715

[cobalt eagle]

,crime

[winged thistle]

lycor.

You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 314 before the security guards arrive.

Reply #4845772

[cobalt eagle]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

lycor.

Deposited 53,048 to your bank!

[cobalt eagle]

,bal

[winged thistle]

lycor.

Leaderboard Rank: 105th

Cash:

0

Bank:

1,292,348

Total:

1,292,348

[viral tide]

,crime

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 736 worth of valuable items without getting caught.

Reply #4845765

[viral tide]

,work

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of 378 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.

Reply #1500988

[misty ridge]

,work

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of 624 for 29 orcish heads.

Reply #726405

[misty ridge]

,collect

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870416023662643> | 7,000 (cash)

[misty ridge]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

Deposited 7,845 to your bank!

[misty ridge]

,bal

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

Leaderboard Rank: 119th

Cash:

0

Bank:

1,127,498

Total:

1,127,498

[misty ridge]

,lb

[winged thistle]

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6. justbrit_ • 31,662,352
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8. kakarot_1003 • 28,598,048
9. elcentineladardo_ • 22,886,082
10. 390637572650696714 • 22,203,278

Page 1/5170 • Your leaderboard rank: 119th

[rigid dust]

,collect

[winged thistle]

beef_onastick

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009870404443197500> | 12,000 (cash)

[rigid dust]

,bal

[winged thistle]

beef_onastick

Leaderboard Rank: 127th

Cash:

943,720

Bank:

0

Total:

943,720

[rigid dust]

Oh shit I'm not a demon anymore

[nocturne prairie]

,collect

[winged thistle]

unknownchicken

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726087466859102258> | 25,000 (cash)

[harsh imp]

,work

[winged thistle]

keymasterer

You receive 352 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…

Reply #726380

[harsh imp]

,crime

[winged thistle]

keymasterer

You rob a bank and manage to get away with 660 before the police arrive.

Reply #4845767

[harsh imp]

,collect

[winged thistle]

keymasterer

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009919013050134700> | 30,000 (cash)

[harsh imp]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

keymasterer

Deposited 156,012 to your bank!

[spark delta]

,collect

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870419005821059> | 3,000 (cash)

[spark delta]

,give @open garnet all

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

@open garnet has received your 78,096

[spark delta]

,bal @open garnet

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Leaderboard Rank: 66th

Cash:

79,159

Bank:

3,000,280

Total:

3,079,439

[whole mirage]

,bal

[winged thistle]

zycostan

Leaderboard Rank: 193rd

Cash:

7,603

Bank:

421,902

Total:

429,505

[whole mirage]

,collect

[winged thistle]

zycostan

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870380023959622> | 16,000 (cash)

[whole mirage]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

zycostan

Result: Dealer bust 23,603

**Your Hand**

Value: 15

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 26

[whole mirage]

, dep all

[winged thistle]

zycostan

Deposited 47,206 to your bank!

[distant kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

eightcornered

You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with 399 as a personal gift.

Reply #726386

[distant kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

eightcornered

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for 262. Oh, those elves…

Reply #726396

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you 461.

Reply #4845797

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 381, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.

Reply #4845778

[open garnet]

,give @left juniper 7,000

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

@left juniper has received your 7,000

[open garnet]

Debt

[cobalt kernel]

, collect

[winged thistle]

das_fl

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009870382947389450> | 13,500 (cash)

[lapis berry]

, collect

[winged thistle]

elcentineladardo_

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726087575349100587> | 15,000 (cash)

[lapis berry]

, bal

[winged thistle]

elcentineladardo_

Leaderboard Rank: 9th

Cash:

65,000

Bank:

22,886,082

Total:

22,951,082

[lapis berry]

,dep 30000

[winged thistle]

elcentineladardo_

Deposited 30,000 to your bank!

[lapis berry]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

elcentineladardo_

Result: Dealer bust 35,000

**Your Hand**

Value: Soft 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 22

[lapis berry]

,dep 30000

[winged thistle]

elcentineladardo_

Deposited 30,000 to your bank!

[lapis berry]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

elcentineladardo_

Result: Loss -40,000

**Your Hand**

Value: 19

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 20

[tardy lava]

,collect

[winged thistle]

rokku_denashi

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870376618168410> | 18,000 (cash)

[tardy lava]

haha you suck

watch an expert

,bj all

[winged thistle]

rokku_denashi

Result: Win 68,140

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 19

[tardy lava]

its that easy

matter of faxt

i'll do it again

,bj all

[winged thistle]

rokku_denashi

Result: Dealer bust 136,280

**Your Hand**

Value: 19

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 22

[tardy lava]

,bal

[winged thistle]

rokku_denashi

Leaderboard Rank: 232nd

Cash:

272,560

Bank:

0

Total:

272,560

[tardy lava]

,roulette all 24

[winged thistle]

rokku_denashi

You have placed a bet of 272,560 on 24.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 13!

No Winners :(

[tardy lava]

...

[lapis berry]

Ñ

[wispy shadow]

,work

[winged thistle]

vantablack22192

You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid 564

Reply #726411

[wispy shadow]

,crime

[winged thistle]

vantablack22192

Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you 292

Reply #726422

[coral cape]

,collect

[winged thistle]

.qwas.

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870372734259271> | 20,000 (cash)

[coral cape]

,bal

[winged thistle]

.qwas.

Leaderboard Rank: 156th

Cash:

70,000

Bank:

569,958

Total:

639,958

[coral cape]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

.qwas.

Deposited 70,000 to your bank!

[sleek hearth]

, collect

[winged thistle]

varticity

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009870372734259271> | 20,000 (cash)

[sleek hearth]

, work

[winged thistle]

varticity

You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you 499 in commissions for future projects.

Reply #4845796

[sleek hearth]

, crime

[winged thistle]

varticity

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 695 as ransom.

Reply #726395

[sleek hearth]

,lb

[winged thistle]

WorldBox - God Simulator Leaderboard

View the leaderboard online here.

1. WorldBot AMP • 87,608,233
2. keymasterer • 86,308,827
3. amazting • 85,162,931
4. honeybee1661 • 60,584,864
5. friday.01 • 36,067,713
6. justbrit_ • 31,662,352
7. varticity • 30,942,056
8. kakarot_1003 • 28,598,048
9. elcentineladardo_ • 22,946,087
10. 390637572650696714 • 22,203,278

Page 1/5171 • Your leaderboard rank: 7th

[astral ice]

,work

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid 818.

Reply #718744

[astral ice]

,crime

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 569 without getting caught.

Reply #4845768

[astral ice]

,collect

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870404443197500> | 12,000 (cash)

[astral ice]

,bal

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

Leaderboard Rank: 267th

Cash:

191,038

Bank:

0

Total:

191,038

[calm vapor]

,collect

[winged thistle]

aliassupremo

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726087575349100587> | 15,000 (cash)

[wispy shadow]

, work

[winged thistle]

vantablack22192

You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining 822.

Reply #718729

[wispy shadow]

, work

[winged thistle]

vantablack22192

You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 220 for your work.

Reply #726403

[lusty mesa]

,work

[winged thistle]

6uxk

You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for 565 worth in coins and gems.

Reply #726390

[lusty mesa]

,crime

[winged thistle]

6uxk

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with 635

Reply #726400

[lusty mesa]

,collect

[winged thistle]

6uxk

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009870372734259271> | 20,000 (cash)

[lusty mesa]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

6uxk

Deposited 146,290 to your bank!

[lusty mesa]

,bal

[winged thistle]

6uxk

Leaderboard Rank: 128th

Cash:

0

Bank:

939,103

Total:

939,103

[fleet coral]

,work

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 497.

Reply #718753

[fleet coral]

, collect

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726087575349100587> | 15,000 (cash)

[calm lion]

,collect

[winged thistle]

kuebelnotfound

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870416023662643> | 7,000 (cash)

[calm lion]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

kuebelnotfound

Deposited 57,000 to your bank!

[calm lion]

,bal

[winged thistle]

kuebelnotfound

Leaderboard Rank: 15th

Cash:

0

Bank:

18,668,594

Total:

18,668,594

[neon portal]

,collect

[winged thistle]

.toddinho

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009919013050134700> | 30,000 (cash)

[umbral nova]

,collect

[winged thistle]

amazting

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009919013050134700> | 30,000 (cash)

[umbral nova]

,work

[winged thistle]

amazting

You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of 386

Reply #726406

[umbral nova]

,crime

[winged thistle]

amazting

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 309

Reply #726421

[umbral nova]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

amazting

Deposited 155,711 to your bank!

[fleet coral]

,work

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated 225.

Reply #718726

[open garnet]

,collect

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870416023662643> | 7,000 (cash)

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

A rich citizen sacrifices 783 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.

Reply #726410

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you 119

Reply #726422

[inland pasture]

,collect

[winged thistle]

akonorio

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726087466859102258> | 25,000 (cash)

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated 576.

Reply #718720

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 621 on the black market.

Reply #4845769

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you 931 for your service.

Reply #726388

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 673 as ransom.

Reply #726395

[dawn scroll]

,work

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 659

Reply #726417

[dawn scroll]

,crime

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

You rob a bank and manage to get away with 308 before the police arrive.

Reply #4845767

[dawn scroll]

,collect

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870380023959622> | 16,000 (cash)

[dawn scroll]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Result: Win 66,967

**Your Hand**

Value: 18

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 17

[dawn scroll]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Deposited 133,934 to your bank!

[dawn scroll]

,bal

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Leaderboard Rank: 50th

Cash:

0

Bank:

4,863,311

Total:

4,863,311

[wispy shadow]

, work

[winged thistle]

vantablack22192

You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 273

Reply #726417

[spice trench]

,work

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 967.

Reply #718757

[spice trench]

,crime

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 618, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.

Reply #4845777

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Loss -500

**Your Hand**

Value: 18

**Dealer Hand**

Value: Blackjack

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Push, money back

**Your Hand**

Value: 17

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 17

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Win 500

**Your Hand**

Value: 21

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 17

[jolly fable]

, collect

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870380023959622> | 16,000 (cash)

[jolly fable]

,bal

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Leaderboard Rank: 40th

Cash:

67,365

Bank:

5,982,025

Total:

6,049,390

[jolly fable]

,dep 17975

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Deposited 17,975 to your bank!

[jolly fable]

,bal

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Leaderboard Rank: 40th

Cash:

49,390

Bank:

6,000,000

Total:

6,049,390

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for 530 worth in coins and gems.

Reply #726390

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend 206 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.

Reply #4845791

[open garnet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Deposited 159,731 to your bank!

[open garnet]

Dam

[spice trench]

,work

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid 410, based off the value of what you gathered.

Reply #718725

[spice trench]

,crime

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 546 on the black market.

Reply #4845769

[spice trench]

,collect

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&726089538845278249> | 500 (cash)

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Loss -500

**Your Hand**

Value: 17

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 21

[spice trench]

,bal

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Leaderboard Rank: 471st

Cash:

4,854

Bank:

44,530

Total:

49,384

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Bust -500

**Your Hand**

Value: 26

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 4

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Bust -500

**Your Hand**

Value: 23

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 8

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Win 500

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 18

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Loss -500

**Your Hand**

Value: Soft 18

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 21

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Bust -500

**Your Hand**

Value: 26

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 11

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Bust -500

**Your Hand**

Value: 23

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 7

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Bust -500

**Your Hand**

Value: 22

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 7

[spice trench]

,bal

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Leaderboard Rank: 477th

Cash:

2,354

Bank:

44,530

Total:

46,884

[spice trench]

,roulette 1000 red

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on red.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 5!

Winners:
@spice trench won 2000

[spice trench]

,roulette 500 red

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You have placed a bet of 500 on red.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 14!

Winners:
@spice trench won 1000

[spice trench]

,bal

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Leaderboard Rank: 476th

Cash:

3,854

Bank:

44,530

Total:

48,384

[spice trench]

,work

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid 611

Reply #726411

[spice trench]

,crime

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 681 before the security guards arrive.

Reply #4845772

[spice trench]

,roulette 1000 red

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on red.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 32!

Winners:
@spice trench won 2000

[spice trench]

,roulette 500 red

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You have placed a bet of 500 on red.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 17!

No Winners :(

[wispy shadow]

, work

[winged thistle]

vantablack22192

You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you 396 in loot.

Reply #726408

[wispy shadow]

, crime

[winged thistle]

vantablack22192

You "print" yourself 361 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.

Reply #726419

[kindred hamlet]

,collect

[winged thistle]

avoidingboredom

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009870404443197500> | 12,000 (cash)

[kindred hamlet]

,work

[winged thistle]

avoidingboredom

You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you 250.

Reply #4845799

[kindred hamlet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

avoidingboredom

You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 421 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.

Reply #4845789

[wispy shadow]

,bal

[winged thistle]

vantablack22192

Leaderboard Rank: 438th

Cash:

3,449

Bank:

55,808

Total:

59,257

[wispy shadow]

, work

[winged thistle]

vantablack22192

You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 221.

Reply #718753

[lusty mesa]

,collect

[winged thistle]

6uxk

You can next collect income <t:1763456400:R>.

[lusty mesa]

,work

[winged thistle]

6uxk

You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for 624

Reply #726389

[lusty mesa]

,crime

[winged thistle]

6uxk

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 285 after you escape from the angry bandits.

Reply #726402

[lusty mesa]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

6uxk

Deposited 339 to your bank!

[lusty mesa]

,bal

[winged thistle]

6uxk

Leaderboard Rank: 128th

Cash:

0

Bank:

939,442

Total:

939,442

[wispy shadow]

, work

[winged thistle]

vantablack22192

An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 686.

Reply #718757

[wispy shadow]

, collect

[winged thistle]

vantablack22192

You have no role income to collect!

[spice trench]

,work

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you 703

Reply #726415

[spice trench]

,crime

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 668 worth of valuable items without getting caught.

Reply #4845765

[spice trench]

,bal

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Leaderboard Rank: 466th

Cash:

7,017

Bank:

44,530

Total:

51,547

[spice trench]

,roulette 1000 red

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on red.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 34!

Winners:
@spice trench won 2000

[wispy shadow]

, work

[winged thistle]

vantablack22192

A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted 476.

Reply #718759

[spice trench]

,work

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you 956

Reply #726382

[spice trench]

,crime

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 763 in loot.

Reply #726420

[spice trench]

,roulette 1000 black

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 3!

No Winners :(

[spice trench]

,work

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You spend your day chopping wood, earning 227.

Reply #718714

[spice trench]

,crime

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 590 to unsuspecting collectors.

Reply #4845771

[spice trench]

,roulette 500 red

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You have placed a bet of 500 on red.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 4!

No Winners :(

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of 854

Reply #726406

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 680 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.

Reply #4845786

[open garnet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Deposited 1,720 to your bank!

[open garnet]

,bal

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Leaderboard Rank: 66th

Cash:

0

Bank:

3,161,731

Total:

3,161,731

[inland cargo]

,collect

[winged thistle]

imperius124

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009919013050134700> | 30,000 (cash)

[left juniper]

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with 218 by the Royal Ant Keeper.

Reply #726392

[left juniper]

,crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You sneak into a castle and steal 672 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 7,890 to your bank!

[left juniper]

, bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 584th

Cash:

0

Bank:

22,870

Total:

22,870

[left juniper]

,with 958

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 958 from your bank!

[left juniper]

, roulette all 13-24

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 958 on 13-24.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 33!

No Winners :(

[left juniper]

What a shame

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored 614.

Reply #718749

[left juniper]

, crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 519. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?

Reply #4845776

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 1,133 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 580th

Cash:

0

Bank:

23,045

Total:

23,045

[left juniper]

,with 1015

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 1,015 from your bank!

[left juniper]

, roulette half black

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 507 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[left juniper]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Result: Push, money back

**Your Hand**

Value: Soft 18

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 18

[left juniper]

, roulette all red

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 508 on red.

Time remaining: 9 seconds

The ball landed on: red 25!

Winners:
@left juniper won 1016

[left juniper]

Wait-

Uhhh ok

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 1,016 to your bank!

[left juniper]

, work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for 944

Reply #726389

[left juniper]

,crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 522 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.

Reply #4845789

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 1,466 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 568th

Cash:

0

Bank:

24,512

Total:

24,512

[left juniper]

,with 1504

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 1,504 from your bank!

[left juniper]

, roulette all red

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 1,504 on red.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 25!

Winners:
@left juniper won 3008

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 3,008 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 554th

Cash:

0

Bank:

26,016

Total:

26,016

[left juniper]

, work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid 242

Reply #726411

[left juniper]

,crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and 242 less coins in the bag.

Reply #726424

[left juniper]

, roulette all 1st

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You must choose at least 100 for your bet.

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 554th

Cash:

0

Bank:

26,016

Total:

26,016

[left juniper]

, with 2005

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 2,005 from your bank!

[left juniper]

, roulette all black

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 2,005 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 30!

No Winners :(

[left juniper]

Shucks

, work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch 786 worth in orcish coins.

Reply #726387

[left juniper]

,crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 608 as ransom.

Reply #726395

[left juniper]

, bj all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Result: Loss -1,394

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 21

[left juniper]

Oh well fuck you too ok?

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 571st

Cash:

0

Bank:

24,011

Total:

24,011

[spice trench]

,work

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry: 900.

Reply #1479824

[spice trench]

,crime

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 614

Reply #726397

[spice trench]

,roulette 1000 red

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on red.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 33!

No Winners :(

[cobalt matrix]

,worl

,work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you 899 in loot.

Reply #726408

[cobalt matrix]

,crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 115

Reply #726398

[cobalt matrix]

, collect

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870412127150090> | 8,000 (cash)

[cobalt matrix]

,bal

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

Leaderboard Rank: 148th

Cash:

10,388

Bank:

740,547

Total:

750,935

[cobalt matrix]

, roulette all black

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You have placed a bet of 10,388 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 22!

Winners:
@cobalt matrix won 20776

[cobalt matrix]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

Deposited 20,783 to your bank!

[inland pasture]

,bal

[winged thistle]

akonorio

Leaderboard Rank: 44th

Cash:

75,000

Bank:

5,438,739

Total:

5,513,739

[left juniper]

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for 110

Reply #726389

[left juniper]

,crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 229 debt to the travelers you scammed.

Reply #4845783

[left juniper]

Goddam

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 571st

Cash:

-119

Bank:

24,011

Total:

23,892

[left juniper]

With 300

, with 300

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 300 from your bank!

[left juniper]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Result: Dealer bust 181

**Your Hand**

Value: 18

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 23

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 571st

Cash:

362

Bank:

23,711

Total:

24,073

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 362 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You cannot work for 25 seconds.

[left juniper]

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you 456 for your service.

Reply #726388

[left juniper]

, crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 518, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.

Reply #4845787

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 980 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 562nd

Cash:

0

Bank:

25,053

Total:

25,053

[left juniper]

,with 1684

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 1,684 from your bank!

[left juniper]

, roulette all black

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 1,684 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[left juniper]

,with 100

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 100 from your bank!

[left juniper]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Result: Bust -100

**Your Hand**

Value: 26

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 11

The ball landed on: black 15!

Winners:
@left juniper won 3368

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 3,368 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 551st

Cash:

0

Bank:

26,637

Total:

26,637

[left juniper]

,with 100

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 100 from your bank!

[left juniper]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[left juniper]

Cool

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You cannot work for 7 seconds.

[left juniper]

,work

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You cannot work for 1 second.

[left juniper]

,work

,work

,crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 448 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.

Reply #4845788

[left juniper]

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you 817.

Reply #4845799

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 1,265 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 548th

Cash:

0

Bank:

27,802

Total:

27,802

[left juniper]

,with 2600

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 2,600 from your bank!

[left juniper]

, roulette all even

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 2,600 on even.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 12!

Winners:
@left juniper won 5200

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 5,200 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 533rd

Cash:

0

Bank:

30,402

Total:

30,402

[left juniper]

, work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of 686 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.

Reply #1500988

[left juniper]

,crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 520 to unsuspecting collectors.

Reply #4845771

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 1,206 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 527th

Cash:

0

Bank:

31,608

Total:

31,608

[left juniper]

,with 536

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 536 from your bank!

[left juniper]

, roulette all black

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 536 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 24!

Winners:
@left juniper won 1072

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 1,072 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 527th

Cash:

0

Bank:

32,144

Total:

32,144

[left juniper]

,with 714

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 714 from your bank!

[left juniper]

, roulette all 1-12

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 714 on 1-12.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 17!

No Winners :(

[spice trench]

,work

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab 638 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.

Reply #726413

[spice trench]

,crime

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 681, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.

Reply #4845777

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Win 500

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 19

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Bust -500

**Your Hand**

Value: 22

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 7

[spice trench]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

silverdemon9065

Result: Dealer bust 500

**Your Hand**

Value: Soft 18

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 24

[left juniper]

, crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 748, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.

Reply #4845777

[left juniper]

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid 107.

Reply #718737

[left juniper]

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

A village sacrifices 984 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.

Reply #726407

[left juniper]

, crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 521 to unsuspecting collectors.

Reply #4845771

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 2,406 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 518th

Cash:

0

Bank:

33,836

Total:

33,836

[left juniper]

, with 1278

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 1,278 from your bank!

[left juniper]

, roulette all 1-12

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 1,278 on 1-12.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 35!

No Winners :(

[left juniper]

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining 587.

Reply #718750

[left juniper]

,crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with 488

Reply #726400

[left juniper]

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You cannot work for 24 seconds.

[left juniper]

, work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated 948.

Reply #718720

[left juniper]

,crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You sneak into a castle and steal 520 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 2,543 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 517th

Cash:

0

Bank:

35,101

Total:

35,101

[left juniper]

,with 1700

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 1,700 from your bank!

[left juniper]

, roulette half 1-12

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 850 on 1-12.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[left juniper]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Result: Dealer bust 850

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 26

[left juniper]

Fuck yeah

,dep half

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Invalid <amount or all> argument given.

Usage:
deposit <amount or all>

[left juniper]

Fvck

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on: black 8!

Winners:
@left juniper won 2550

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 4,250 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 507th

Cash:

0

Bank:

37,651

Total:

37,651

[left juniper]

Cool

, work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You spend your day chopping wood, earning 262.

Reply #718714

[left juniper]

,crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 346, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.

Reply #4845778

[left juniper]

, roulette all 0

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 633 on 0.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 33!

No Winners :(

[left juniper]

, work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 708

Reply #726417

[left juniper]

, crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 322, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.

Reply #4845787

[left juniper]

, roulette half 0

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 515 on 0.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[left juniper]

, roulette all black

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 515 on black.

Time remaining: 26 seconds

The ball landed on: red 23!

No Winners :(

[left juniper]

, work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You cannot work for 1 second.

[left juniper]

,work

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

A rich citizen sacrifices 479 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.

Reply #726410

[left juniper]

,crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 522 as ransom.

Reply #726395

[left juniper]

,dep alñ

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Invalid <amount or all> argument given.

Usage:
deposit <amount or all>

[left juniper]

,dep all

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 502nd

Cash:

1,014

Bank:

37,651

Total:

38,665

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 1,014 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 502nd

Cash:

0

Bank:

38,665

Total:

38,665

[left juniper]

, with 2888

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 2,888 from your bank!

[left juniper]

, roulette 500 0

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 500 on 0.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[left juniper]

, roulette half red

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 1,194 on red.

Time remaining: 23 seconds

[left juniper]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Result: Dealer bust 1,194

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 23

The ball landed on: red 23!

Winners:
@left juniper won 2388

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 4,776 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 495th

Cash:

0

Bank:

40,553

Total:

40,553

[left juniper]

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining 237.

Reply #718729

[left juniper]

, crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 750 in loot.

Reply #726420

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 987 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 490th

Cash:

0

Bank:

41,540

Total:

41,540

[left juniper]

,with 513

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 513 from your bank!

[left juniper]

, roulette half 0

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 256 on 0.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[left juniper]

, bj all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Result: Dealer bust 257

**Your Hand**

Value: 18

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 25

[left juniper]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Result: Dealer bust 514

**Your Hand**

Value: 19

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 26

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 1,028 to your bank!

The ball landed on: black 29!

No Winners :(

[left juniper]

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You cannot work for 2 seconds.

[left juniper]

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid 826, based off the value of what you gathered.

Reply #718725

[left juniper]

, crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 569, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.

Reply #4845777

[left juniper]

, roulette half 0

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 697 on 0.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[left juniper]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Result: Loss -698

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 21

[left juniper]

Fvck you too

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on: black 20!

No Winners :(

[left juniper]

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch 919 worth in orcish coins.

Reply #726387

[left juniper]

,crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You cannot commit a crime for 4 seconds.

[left juniper]

,crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 482 in loot.

Reply #726420

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 1,401 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 488th

Cash:

0

Bank:

43,456

Total:

43,456

[left juniper]

, with 1152

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 1,152 from your bank!

[left juniper]

, roulette 500 0

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 500 on 0.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[left juniper]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Result: Win 978

**Your Hand**

Value: Blackjack

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 7

[left juniper]

I didn't eve do nothin

,bj all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Result: Bust -1,630

**Your Hand**

Value: 23

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 5

[left juniper]

Fuck you

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on: red 16!

No Winners :(

[left juniper]

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with 563 and the title of Court Wizard.

Reply #4845798

[left juniper]

, crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 728 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.

Reply #4845786

[left juniper]

, roulette 500 0

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 500 on 0.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[left juniper]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Result: Dealer bust 791

**Your Hand**

Value: 19

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 24

[left juniper]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Result: Dealer bust 1,582

**Your Hand**

Value: 21

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 23

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 3,164 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 481st

Cash:

0

Bank:

45,468

Total:

45,468

The ball landed on: black 11!

No Winners :(

[left juniper]

, work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you 285 in loot.

Reply #726408

[left juniper]

, crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 407

Reply #726397

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 692 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 481st

Cash:

0

Bank:

46,160

Total:

46,160

[left juniper]

,with 2053

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 2,053 from your bank!

[left juniper]

, roulette half 0

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 1,026 on 0.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[left juniper]

, bj all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Result: Bust -1,027

**Your Hand**

Value: 22

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 5

[left juniper]

Istg

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on: red 5!

No Winners :(

[left juniper]

, work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You cannot work for 14 seconds.

[left juniper]

, work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for 892

Reply #726394

[left juniper]

, crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 690 worth of valuable items without getting caught.

Reply #4845765

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 1,582 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 481st

Cash:

0

Bank:

45,689

Total:

45,689

[left juniper]

,with 1896

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 1,896 from your bank!

[left juniper]

,bj half 0

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Invalid <bet> argument given.

Usage:
blackjack <bet>

[left juniper]

, roulette half 0

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 948 on 0.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[left juniper]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Result: Bust -948

**Your Hand**

Value: 25

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 10

The ball landed on: red 14!

No Winners :(

[left juniper]

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted 212.

Reply #718759

[left juniper]

,crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 659. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?

Reply #4845776

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 871 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 484th

Cash:

0

Bank:

44,664

Total:

44,664

[left juniper]

, work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 459.

Reply #718753

[left juniper]

,crime

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 335 to unsuspecting collectors.

Reply #4845771

[left juniper]

,work

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You cannot work for 31 seconds.

[left juniper]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Deposited 794 to your bank!

[left juniper]

,bal

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Leaderboard Rank: 481st

Cash:

0

Bank:

45,458

Total:

45,458

[left juniper]

,with 1819

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Withdrew 1,819 from your bank!

[left juniper]

, roulette half 0

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

You have placed a bet of 909 on 0.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[left juniper]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

epolaux1887

Result: Bust -910

**Your Hand**

Value: 22

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 8