💰worldbox-casino

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 229

Reply #726398

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

A village sacrifices 592 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.

Reply #726407

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 2171st

Cash:

1,126

Bank:

0

Total:

1,126

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 476 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.

Reply #4845789

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 790 for your good work!

Reply #718733

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 563

Reply #726421

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid 428.

Reply #718715

[lapis berry]

,collect

[winged thistle]

elcentineladardo_

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726087575349100587> | 15,000 (cash)

[lapis berry]

, bj all

[winged thistle]

elcentineladardo_

Result: Win 65,000

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 18

[lapis berry]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

elcentineladardo_

Deposited 130,000 to your bank!

[lapis berry]

,bal

[winged thistle]

elcentineladardo_

Leaderboard Rank: 10th

Cash:

0

Bank:

22,154,126

Total:

22,154,126

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 517, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.

Reply #4845778

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 621 for your work.

Reply #726403

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 776, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.

Reply #4845787

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 871.

Reply #718741

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 561

Reply #726397

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated 696.

Reply #718726

[harsh imp]

,work

[winged thistle]

keymasterer

Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn 362 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.

Reply #726393

[harsh imp]

,crime

[winged thistle]

keymasterer

You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 300 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.

Reply #4845786

[harsh imp]

,collect

[winged thistle]

keymasterer

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009919013050134700> | 30,000 (cash)

[harsh imp]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

keymasterer

Deposited 155,674 to your bank!

[inland pasture]

, collect

[winged thistle]

akonorio

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726087466859102258> | 25,000 (cash)

[inland pasture]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

akonorio

Deposited 77,858 to your bank!

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 789 to unsuspecting collectors.

Reply #4845771

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You earn 193 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.

Reply #726414

[cobalt matrix]

, work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 210 for your good work!

Reply #718731

[cobalt matrix]

,collect

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870416023662643> | 7,000 (cash)

[cobalt matrix]

,crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 623 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.

Reply #4845789

[misty ridge]

,work

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning 944.

Reply #718709

[misty ridge]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

Deposited 947 to your bank!

[sleek hearth]

, collect

[winged thistle]

varticity

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009870372734259271> | 20,000 (cash)

[sleek hearth]

, work

[winged thistle]

varticity

You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid 360.

Reply #718752

[sleek hearth]

, crime

[winged thistle]

varticity

You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 353 from them.

Reply #4845770

[sleek hearth]

,lb

[winged thistle]

WorldBox - God Simulator Leaderboard

View the leaderboard online here.

1. WorldBot AMP • 100,000,040
2. keymasterer • 84,210,448
3. amazting • 81,278,061
4. honeybee1661 • 60,960,429
5. friday.01 • 36,141,169
6. justbrit_ • 32,044,692
7. kakarot_1003 • 28,398,238
8. varticity • 28,361,772
9. 390637572650696714 • 22,471,383
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[astral ice]

,work

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded 701.

Reply #718743

[astral ice]

,crime

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 762 before the security guards arrive.

Reply #4845772

[astral ice]

,collect

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&731212379693514832> | 10,000 (cash)

[astral ice]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

Deposited 61,463 to your bank!

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 699 in loot.

Reply #726420

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid 354.

Reply #718737

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 770th

Cash:

9,460

Bank:

0

Total:

9,460

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 32 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 10 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a 290 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.

Reply #4845782

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch 343 worth in orcish coins.

Reply #726387

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 768th

Cash:

9,513

Bank:

0

Total:

9,513

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for 187. Oh, those elves…

Reply #726396

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you 295

Reply #726415

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 765th

Cash:

9,621

Bank:

0

Total:

9,621

[lapis berry]

, with 50000

[winged thistle]

elcentineladardo_

Withdrew 50,000 from your bank!

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 613 from them.

Reply #4845770

[lapis berry]

,bj half

[winged thistle]

elcentineladardo_

Result: Loss -25,000

**Your Hand**

Value: 17

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 18

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of 268

Reply #726406

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 736th

Cash:

10,502

Bank:

0

Total:

10,502

[lapis berry]

, bj all

[winged thistle]

elcentineladardo_

Result: Push, money back

**Your Hand**

Value: 19

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 19

[lapis berry]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

elcentineladardo_

Result: Loss -25,000

**Your Hand**

Value: 15

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 19

[dim moth]

,collect

[winged thistle]

sirkirby_therealone

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009919013050134700> | 30,000 (cash)

[dim moth]

,give @craggy junco 10000

[winged thistle]

sirkirby_therealone

@craggy junco has received your 10,000

[dim moth]

added a bit of extra cuz why not

[craggy junco]

holy moly i’m going to bj this all rn

,bj 10000

[winged thistle]

clarencethomas

Result: Push, money back

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 20

[craggy junco]

wha

,bj 10000

[winged thistle]

clarencethomas

Result: Loss -10,000

**Your Hand**

Value: Soft 18

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 20

[craggy junco]

fuck

killing myself

,bal

[winged thistle]

clarencethomas

Leaderboard Rank: 679th

Cash:

13,330

Bank:

0

Total:

13,330

[craggy junco]

holy moly

,bj 13330

[winged thistle]

clarencethomas

Result: Win 13,330

**Your Hand**

Value: 19

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 17

[craggy junco]

,bj 26660

[winged thistle]

clarencethomas

Result: Dealer bust 26,660

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 23

[craggy junco]

i’m rich

,collect

[winged thistle]

clarencethomas

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&726088659505512509> | 5,000 (cash)

[craggy junco]

guh

,bal

[winged thistle]

clarencethomas

Leaderboard Rank: 440th

Cash:

58,320

Bank:

0

Total:

58,320

[craggy junco]

,bj 50000

[winged thistle]

clarencethomas

Result: Dealer bust 50,000

**Your Hand**

Value: 18

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 23

[calm vapor]

,work

[winged thistle]

aliassupremo

You earn 233 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.

Reply #726414

[calm vapor]

, collect

[winged thistle]

aliassupremo

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726087575349100587> | 15,000 (cash)

[eager lark]

,ctime

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 687 to unsuspecting collectors.

Reply #4845771

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored 321.

Reply #718749

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 727 without getting caught.

Reply #4845768

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you 355

Reply #726382

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 146 debt to the travelers you scammed.

Reply #4845783

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab 482 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.

Reply #726413

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 687th

Cash:

12,928

Bank:

0

Total:

12,928

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You sneak into a castle and steal 558 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid 558.

Reply #718715

[calm vapor]

,work

[winged thistle]

aliassupremo

You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with 710 and the title of Court Wizard.

Reply #4845798

[calm vapor]

,work

, crime

[winged thistle]

aliassupremo

You sneak into a castle and steal 400 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 369 from them.

Reply #4845770

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of 422.

Reply #4845800

[safe mauve]

,work

[winged thistle]

ozzdeni

You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you 948 in commissions for future projects.

Reply #4845796

[safe mauve]

,crime

[winged thistle]

ozzdeni

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 115

Reply #726398

[safe mauve]

,collectincome

[winged thistle]

ozzdeni

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009923416989630527> | 36,000 (cash)

[fluid wing]

,work

[winged thistle]

mew_50

You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received 368.

Reply #718735

[fluid wing]

,crime

[winged thistle]

mew_50

You "print" yourself 784 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.

Reply #726419

[fluid wing]

,collect

[winged thistle]

mew_50

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&726089538845278249> | 500 (cash)

[cobalt kernel]

, collect

[winged thistle]

das_fl

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009870382947389450> | 13,500 (cash)

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You "print" yourself 544 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.

Reply #726419

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted 616.

Reply #718759

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 400 to unsuspecting collectors.

Reply #4845771

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored 735.

Reply #718749

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 141 debt to the travelers you scammed.

Reply #4845783

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 369.

Reply #718753

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 618th

Cash:

17,358

Bank:

0

Total:

17,358

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 601. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?

Reply #4845776

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received 629.

Reply #718728

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 7 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.

[eager lark]

,crime

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry: 467.

Reply #1479824

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You "print" yourself 502 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.

Reply #726419

[grave linden]

,collect

[winged thistle]

challenger2mainbattletank

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009919013050134700> | 30,000 (cash)

[grave linden]

,work

[winged thistle]

challenger2mainbattletank

An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded 882.

Reply #718743

[grave linden]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

challenger2mainbattletank

Deposited 80,917 to your bank!

[grave linden]

,bal

[winged thistle]

challenger2mainbattletank

Leaderboard Rank: 23rd

Cash:

0

Bank:

11,902,785

Total:

11,902,785

[hardy yew]

,collect

[winged thistle]

aloft_fox_

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870382947389450> | 13,500 (cash)

[hardy yew]

,work

[winged thistle]

aloft_fox_

You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with 751 as a personal gift.

Reply #726386

[hardy yew]

,crime

[winged thistle]

aloft_fox_

You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 484 worth of valuable items without getting caught.

Reply #4845765

[hardy yew]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

aloft_fox_

Deposited 27,586 to your bank!

[hardy yew]

,bal

[winged thistle]

aloft_fox_

Leaderboard Rank: 190th

Cash:

0

Bank:

371,562

Total:

371,562

[hardy yew]

,withdraw 62

[winged thistle]

aloft_fox_

Withdrew 62 from your bank!

[hardy yew]

,give @grave linden 62

[winged thistle]

aloft_fox_

@grave linden has received your 62

[hardy yew]

,bal @grave linden

[winged thistle]

challenger2mainbattletank

Leaderboard Rank: 23rd

Cash:

62

Bank:

11,902,785

Total:

11,902,847

[fleet coral]

,work

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted 179.

Reply #718759

[fleet coral]

, collect

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726087575349100587> | 15,000 (cash)

[fleet coral]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

Deposited 68,001 to your bank!

[grave linden]

crazy

[fleet coral]

, work

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

You receive 704 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…

Reply #726380

[fleet coral]

,work

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted 801 for your good work!

Reply #718754

[boreal hatch]

,work

[winged thistle]

boundbread

You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning 547.

Reply #718709

[boreal hatch]

,crime

[winged thistle]

boundbread

You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 363 on the black market.

Reply #4845769

[boreal hatch]

,collect

[winged thistle]

boundbread

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726087466859102258> | 25,000 (cash)

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 75,982 on black

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 20

Winners:
@boreal hatch won 151,964

[fleet coral]

Hnmm

,work

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored 428.

Reply #718749

[fleet coral]

,roulette all 20

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

You have placed a bet of 1,933 on 20.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[fleet coral]

?!

NO

[boreal hatch]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

boundbread

You cannot choose more than 150,000 for your bet.

[fleet coral]

NOO

1900??

[boreal hatch]

,with 1964

[winged thistle]

boundbread

Withdrew 1,964 from your bank!

The ball landed on: red 23!

No Winners :(

[boreal hatch]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

boundbread

Deposited 153,928 to your bank!

[boreal hatch]

,with 150000

[winged thistle]

boundbread

Withdrew 150,000 from your bank!

[fleet coral]

Disaster

[boreal hatch]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

boundbread

Result: Win 150,000

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 17

[fleet coral]

,work

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

You cannot work for 37 seconds.

[fleet coral]

Hmm

[fleet coral]

,wor

,work

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

You cannot work for 20 seconds.

[boreal hatch]

ok

,dep all

[winged thistle]

boundbread

Deposited 300,000 to your bank!

[fleet coral]

Roulette all 2nd

,worl

,worl

,work

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry: 886.

Reply #1479824

[fleet coral]

Qh

,bj 400

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

Result: Dealer bust 400

**Your Hand**

Value: Soft 17

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 22

[boreal hatch]

nah imma hold my money

,work

[winged thistle]

boundbread

You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for 346

Reply #726394

[fleet coral]

Hmm

Bj all

,work

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you 449 in loot.

Reply #726408

[fleet coral]

,roulette 400 2nd

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

You have placed a bet of 400 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 16!

No Winners :(

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you 105.

Reply #4845797

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 642

Reply #726397

[open garnet]

,collect

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726088659505512509> | 5,000 (cash)

[open garnet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Deposited 80,915 to your bank!

[open garnet]

,bal

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Leaderboard Rank: 246th

Cash:

0

Bank:

210,332

Total:

210,332

[spark delta]

,collect

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726089538845278249> | 500 (cash)

[spark delta]

,crime

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 671 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.

Reply #4845788

[spark delta]

,work

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received 664.

Reply #718728

[spark delta]

,dep 5e4

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

Deposited 50,000 to your bank!

[spark delta]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

Result: Win 40,354

**Your Hand**

Value: Blackjack

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 19

[spark delta]

,dep 5e4

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

Deposited 50,000 to your bank!

[spark delta]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

Result: Bust -17,257

**Your Hand**

Value: 22

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 6

[spark delta]

,bal

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

Leaderboard Rank: 173rd

Cash:

0

Bank:

449,791

Total:

449,791

[cobalt matrix]

,work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you 219 in recognition from the king.

Reply #4845795

[cobalt matrix]

,crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You rob a bank and manage to get away with 333 before the police arrive.

Reply #4845767

[uncut dove]

,work

[winged thistle]

colossal.overkill777

You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for 374.

Reply #1479858

[uncut dove]

,crime

[winged thistle]

colossal.overkill777

You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 678 to unsuspecting collectors.

Reply #4845771

[uncut dove]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

colossal.overkill777

Result: Dealer bust 1,052

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 26

[uncut dove]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

colossal.overkill777

Result: Win 2,104

**Your Hand**

Value: 19

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 17

[uncut dove]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

colossal.overkill777

Result: Bust -4,208

**Your Hand**

Value: 23

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 4

[uncut dove]

Awww shoot

[viral scaffold]

,collect

[winged thistle]

ungabungakrunkusmunkus

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870416023662643> | 7,000 (cash)

[viral scaffold]

,crime

[winged thistle]

ungabungakrunkusmunkus

You "print" yourself 572 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.

Reply #726419

[viral scaffold]

,work

[winged thistle]

ungabungakrunkusmunkus

An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 629 for your good work!

Reply #718731

[viral scaffold]

,bal

[winged thistle]

ungabungakrunkusmunkus

Leaderboard Rank: 295th

Cash:

112,655

Bank:

19,593

Total:

132,248

[viral scaffold]

,roulette 9000

[winged thistle]

ungabungakrunkusmunkus

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>

[viral scaffold]

,roulette 9000 odd

[winged thistle]

ungabungakrunkusmunkus

You have placed a bet of 9,000 on odd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 26!

No Winners :(

[meager hollow]

,work

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you 215 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!

Reply #2300160

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid 441.

Reply #718737

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of 109 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.

Reply #4845781

[open garnet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Deposited 436 to your bank!

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated 263.

Reply #718720

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 369 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.

Reply #4845786

[open garnet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Deposited 632 to your bank!

[open garnet]

,bal

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Leaderboard Rank: 246th

Cash:

0

Bank:

211,400

Total:

211,400

[alpine pebble]

,collect

[winged thistle]

mememe__5556

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870380023959622> | 16,000 (cash)

[inland pasture]

,bal

[winged thistle]

akonorio

Leaderboard Rank: 52nd

Cash:

50

Bank:

4,352,010

Total:

4,352,060

[inland pasture]

,pay @alpine pebble all

[winged thistle]

akonorio

@alpine pebble has received your 50

[alpine pebble]

Porra ako

66k que eu preciso

[inland pasture]

Me devolver amanhã

[alpine pebble]

Ako, eu preciso de 66k

[inland pasture]

Me devolve então

[alpine pebble]

Só me dá 65k e 50

[inland pasture]

Ué

[inland pasture]

Eu n estou disposto a te dar 66k

,work

[winged thistle]

akonorio

You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 885 for your work.

Reply #726403

[inland pasture]

,crime

[winged thistle]

akonorio

You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 752, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.

Reply #4845778

[alpine pebble]

Então me dá 65k e 50

[inland pasture]

,pay @alpine pebble all

[winged thistle]

akonorio

@alpine pebble has received your 1,637

[foggy adder]

!lb

oh

,bal

[winged thistle]

unununium_111

Leaderboard Rank: 2966th

Cash:

621

Bank:

0

Total:

621

[foggy adder]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

unununium_111

Result: Win 621

**Your Hand**

Value: 21

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 20

[cinder galleon]

,give @alpine pebble 65000

[winged thistle]

pidjinn_2490

@alpine pebble has received your 65,000

[alpine pebble]

Thanks

[cinder galleon]

np

[fleet coral]

, work

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you 120.

Reply #718747

[fleet coral]

...

,roulette all 0

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

You have placed a bet of 1,457 on 0.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[fleet coral]

...

Haha

KKKKKKk

😩

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on: black 24!

No Winners :(

[cobalt matrix]

,work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 985.

Reply #718753

[cobalt matrix]

,crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only 266

Reply #726425

[wooden iron]

,collect

[winged thistle]

trazyn_the_infinite.

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009923421028765886> | 33,000 (cash)

[wooden iron]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

trazyn_the_infinite.

Deposited 84,127 to your bank!

[wooden iron]

,bal

[winged thistle]

trazyn_the_infinite.

Leaderboard Rank: 103rd

Cash:

0

Bank:

1,189,376

Total:

1,189,376

[cobalt matrix]

,work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for 577

Reply #726389

[cobalt matrix]

,crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 637, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.

Reply #4845785

[cobalt matrix]

,bal

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

Leaderboard Rank: 157th

Cash:

13,780

Bank:

498,525

Total:

512,305

[cobalt matrix]

,roulette half black

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You have placed a bet of 6,890 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 9!

No Winners :(

[cobalt matrix]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

Deposited 6,890 to your bank!

[cobalt matrix]

,work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 304

Reply #726417

[cobalt matrix]

,crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 300 worth of valuable items without getting caught.

Reply #4845765

[steep lichen]

,work

[winged thistle]

absence_of_soul

You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you 886 in commissions for future projects.

Reply #4845796

[steep lichen]

,crime

[winged thistle]

absence_of_soul

You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 548 without getting caught.

Reply #4845768

[hardy yew]

,bal

[winged thistle]

aloft_fox_

Leaderboard Rank: 191st

Cash:

735

Bank:

371,500

Total:

372,235

[hardy yew]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

aloft_fox_

Deposited 735 to your bank!

[hardy yew]

,bal

[winged thistle]

aloft_fox_

Leaderboard Rank: 191st

Cash:

0

Bank:

372,235

Total:

372,235

[hardy yew]

,withdraw 235

[winged thistle]

aloft_fox_

Withdrew 235 from your bank!

[hardy yew]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

aloft_fox_

Result: Bust -235

**Your Hand**

Value: 23

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 10

[meager hollow]

,work

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you 974 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!

Reply #2300160

[meager hollow]

,crime

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you 119

Reply #726422

[strange flower]

,give @bitter kiln 50

[winged thistle]

skillerzthegamer

@bitter kiln has received your 50

[bitter kiln]

Whatever I’m counting that

[chilly egret]

,collect

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870380023959622> | 16,000 (cash)

[chilly egret]

,bal

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

Leaderboard Rank: 130th

Cash:

291,739

Bank:

524,865

Total:

816,604

[chilly egret]

,dep 91000

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

Deposited 91,000 to your bank!

[chilly egret]

,dep 739

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

Deposited 739 to your bank!

[chilly egret]

,bal

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

Leaderboard Rank: 130th

Cash:

200,000

Bank:

616,604

Total:

816,604

[chilly egret]

,roulette 100000 black

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

You have placed a bet of 100,000 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 36!

No Winners :(

[chilly egret]

guh

,with 200000

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

Withdrew 200,000 from your bank!

[chilly egret]

,roulette all

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>

[chilly egret]

,roulette all black

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

You cannot bet more than 300,000.

[chilly egret]

,roulette 300000 black

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

You have placed a bet of 300,000 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 9!

No Winners :(

[chilly egret]

FUCKCKCKKC

,with 300000

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

Withdrew 300,000 from your bank!

[chilly egret]

,roulette 300000 black

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

You have placed a bet of 300,000 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[meager hollow]

,work

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated 758.

Reply #718726

[meager hollow]

,crime

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

You sneak into a castle and steal 305 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

The ball landed on: red 18!

No Winners :(

[chilly egret]

holy fucking shit

,bal

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

Leaderboard Rank: 317th

Cash:

8

Bank:

116,604

Total:

116,612

[chilly egret]

I'm fucking broke now

[meager hollow]

,work

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of 180 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.

Reply #1500988

[meager hollow]

,crime

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 448, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.

Reply #4845785

[chilly egret]

,crime

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 348 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.

Reply #4845788

[chilly egret]

,work

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 713.

Reply #718757

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for 788.

Reply #1479858

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 670. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?

Reply #4845776

[open garnet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Deposited 1,541 to your bank!

[open garnet]

,collect

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You can next collect income <t:1761642000:R>.

[open garnet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You don't have any money to deposit.

[open garnet]

,bal

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Leaderboard Rank: 245th

Cash:

0

Bank:

212,941

Total:

212,941

[calm vapor]

,work

[winged thistle]

aliassupremo

You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you 891 in recognition from the king.

Reply #4845795

[calm vapor]

,crime

[winged thistle]

aliassupremo

You sneak into a castle and steal 461 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab 863 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.

Reply #726413

[open garnet]

,crime

[calm vapor]

, collect

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You sneak into a castle and steal 709 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

aliassupremo

You can next collect income <t:1761642000:R>.

[open garnet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Deposited 1,572 to your bank!

[open garnet]

,bal

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Leaderboard Rank: 244th

Cash:

0

Bank:

214,513

Total:

214,513

[calm vapor]

,bal 1117738707013861416

[winged thistle]

lycor.

Leaderboard Rank: 240th

Cash:

0

Bank:

222,015

Total:

222,015

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 449

Reply #726417

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 127

Reply #726398

[calm vapor]

@open garnet you should loan to buy Infinity Holder for an extra 50k daily

[open garnet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Deposited 322 to your bank!

[calm vapor]

,work

[winged thistle]

aliassupremo

You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for 560

Reply #726394

[calm vapor]

, crime

[winged thistle]

aliassupremo

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 381

Reply #726421

[open garnet]

It's 2 millions smthing like that no ?

[calm vapor]

Yes

[open garnet]

I aleready have a role that earn me 70K so no need

[calm vapor]

Earlier access to the infinity coin could make you significant profit, you could easily find people in https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/920430614006595626 who'll give you a loan for 0% interest.

[meager hollow]

,bal

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

Leaderboard Rank: 246th

Cash:

7,765

Bank:

199,881

Total:

207,646

[meager hollow]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

Result: Bust -7,765

**Your Hand**

Value: 22

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 5

[spark delta]

,work

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted 111 for your good work!

Reply #718754

[spark delta]

,crime

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 306, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.

Reply #4845787

[spark delta]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

Result: Loss -420

**Your Hand**

Value: 17

**Dealer Hand**

Value: Blackjack

[dawn scroll]

,work

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored 332.

Reply #718749

[dawn scroll]

,collect

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870380023959622> | 16,000 (cash)

[dawn scroll]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Result: Push, money back

**Your Hand**

Value: 17

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 17

[dawn scroll]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Result: Bust -66,332

**Your Hand**

Value: 22

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 7

[fleet coral]

,work

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

You spend your day chopping wood, earning 857.

Reply #718714

[chilly egret]

,bal

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

Leaderboard Rank: 316th

Cash:

1,238

Bank:

116,604

Total:

117,842

[fleet coral]

, work

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining 546.

Reply #718717

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 373 for your work.

Reply #726403

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 234 after you escape from the angry bandits.

Reply #726402

[open garnet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Deposited 139 to your bank!

[meager hollow]

,work

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining 177.

Reply #718750

[meager hollow]

,crime

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 787 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.

Reply #4845788

[cobalt matrix]

, work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 670

Reply #726417

[cobalt matrix]

,crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 786 in loot.

Reply #726420

[calm vapor]

,work

[winged thistle]

aliassupremo

An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 114.

Reply #718757

[calm vapor]

,crime

[winged thistle]

aliassupremo

You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing 173 trying to undo the curse.

Reply #4845790

[astral ice]

,work

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make 526

Reply #1479833

[astral ice]

,crime

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 198 after you escape from the angry bandits.

Reply #726402

[astral ice]

,collect

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

You can next collect income <t:1761642000:R>.

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 686 for your good work!

Reply #718733

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a 123 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.

Reply #4845782

[open garnet]

,dep all*

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Invalid <amount or all> argument given.

Usage:
deposit <amount or all>

[open garnet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Deposited 650 to your bank!

[meager hollow]

,work

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 281 for your good work!

Reply #718731

[meager hollow]

,crime

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 454

Reply #726397

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining 568.

Reply #718729

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You sneak into a castle and steal 761 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

[open garnet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Deposited 1,339 to your bank!

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for 160 worth in coins and gems.

Reply #726390

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 410 on the black market.

Reply #4845769

[open garnet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Deposited 702 to your bank!

[meager hollow]

,work

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 612.

Reply #718741

[meager hollow]

,crime

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of 239 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.

Reply #4845781

[meager hollow]

,bal

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

Leaderboard Rank: 248th

Cash:

2,080

Bank:

199,881

Total:

201,961

[meager hollow]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

Result: Dealer bust 2,080

**Your Hand**

Value: 19

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 22

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 116 after you escape from the angry bandits.

Reply #726402

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you 493.

Reply #718747

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 593rd

Cash:

19,934

Bank:

0

Total:

19,934

[dawn scroll]

,work

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 878

Reply #726417

[dawn scroll]

,crime

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 284 after you escape from the angry bandits.

Reply #726402

[dawn scroll]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Result: Bust -594

**Your Hand**

Value: 22

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 6

[dawn scroll]

,bal

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Leaderboard Rank: 54th

Cash:

0

Bank:

4,009,353

Total:

4,009,353

[dawn scroll]

,with 9353

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Withdrew 9,353 from your bank!

[dawn scroll]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Result: Dealer bust 9,353

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 26

[dawn scroll]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Result: Push, money back

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 20

[dawn scroll]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Result: Dealer bust 18,706

**Your Hand**

Value: 18

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 24

[dawn scroll]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Result: Bust -37,412

**Your Hand**

Value: 23

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 6

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 109 after you escape from the angry bandits.

Reply #726402

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 151.

Reply #718753

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 40 seconds.

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot work for 39 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You rob a bank and manage to get away with 382 before the police arrive.

Reply #4845767

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

A village sacrifices 422 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.

Reply #726407

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 590th

Cash:

20,780

Bank:

0

Total:

20,780

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 742, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.

Reply #4845777

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make 474

Reply #1479833

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 581st

Cash:

21,996

Bank:

0

Total:

21,996

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 45 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 758 without getting caught.

Reply #4845768

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid 201.

Reply #718744

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 546, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.

Reply #4845777

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid 864.

Reply #718715

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 727, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.

Reply #4845777

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with 894

Reply #726404

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You sneak into a castle and steal 379 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You hunt for an entire day, and get paid 267 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.

Reply #722606

[chilly egret]

,crime

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 723, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.

Reply #4845787

[chilly egret]

,work

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 566.

Reply #718757

[chilly egret]

,bal

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

Leaderboard Rank: 316th

Cash:

2,649

Bank:

116,604

Total:

119,253

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 710

Reply #726397

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated 442.

Reply #718720

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 540th

Cash:

27,784

Bank:

0

Total:

27,784

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 23 seconds.

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot work for 23 seconds.

[chilly egret]

,roulette all

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>

[chilly egret]

,roulette all black

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

You have placed a bet of 2,649 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 16!

No Winners :(

[chilly egret]

fuck you

,collect

[winged thistle]

lordpharius

You can next collect income <t:1761642000:R>.

[river hawk]

Set a reminder in 8 hours from now (<t:1761643666:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[humble adder]

,collect

[winged thistle]

goldendude8244

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870404443197500> | 12,000 (cash)

[humble adder]

,work

[winged thistle]

goldendude8244

You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for 105

Reply #726389

[humble adder]

,crime

[winged thistle]

goldendude8244

Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you 145

Reply #726422

[humble adder]

,give @astral ice 10e3

[winged thistle]

goldendude8244

@astral ice has received your 10,000

[astral ice]

what would you like it to be named

,dep all

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

Deposited 10,328 to your bank!

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You sneak into a castle and steal 530 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 788 for your good work!

Reply #718731

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 535th

Cash:

29,102

Bank:

0

Total:

29,102

[humble adder]

,bal

[winged thistle]

goldendude8244

Leaderboard Rank: 141st

Cash:

52,018

Bank:

616,700

Total:

668,718

[humble adder]

,give @astral ice 30e3

[winged thistle]

goldendude8244

@astral ice has received your 30,000

[astral ice]

YEQAAAAA

WOOOOO

IM RICH

[open garnet]

,work

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You receive 692 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…

Reply #726380

[open garnet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 525, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.

Reply #4845777

[open garnet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Deposited 1,242 to your bank!

[open garnet]

,bal

[winged thistle]

netheritaxi_39717

Leaderboard Rank: 244th

Cash:

0

Bank:

218,907

Total:

218,907

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 586 before the security guards arrive.

Reply #4845772

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you 679 in loot.

Reply #726408

[cobalt matrix]

,woek

,work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid 814, based off the value of what you gathered.

Reply #718725

[cobalt matrix]

,crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing 253 trying to undo the curse.

Reply #4845790

[cobalt matrix]

,work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for 993

Reply #726394

[cobalt matrix]

, crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 724 without getting caught.

Reply #4845768

[astral ice]

,work

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of 145

Reply #726406

[astral ice]

,crime

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with 156.

Reply #718770

[astral ice]

,bal

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

Leaderboard Rank: 240th

Cash:

30,989

Bank:

192,262

Total:

223,251

[humble adder]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

goldendude8244

Deposited 22,005 to your bank!

[humble adder]

,bal

[winged thistle]

goldendude8244

Leaderboard Rank: 142nd

Cash:

0

Bank:

638,335

Total:

638,335

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 430 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.

Reply #4845786

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid 579.

Reply #718737

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 523rd

Cash:

31,358

Bank:

0

Total:

31,358

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 525 without getting caught.

Reply #4845768

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 279.

Reply #718757

[misty ridge]

,work

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning 357.

Reply #718718

[misty ridge]

,collect

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

You can next collect income <t:1761642000:R>.

[misty ridge]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

Deposited 371 to your bank!

[meager hollow]

,work

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 602

Reply #726417

[meager hollow]

,crime

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 409 in loot.

Reply #726420

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 319 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.

Reply #4845788

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You hunt for an entire day, and get paid 954 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.

Reply #722606

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 306 without getting caught.

Reply #4845768

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you 134

Reply #726382

[cobalt matrix]

, work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you 431.

Reply #4845799

[cobalt matrix]

, crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 416. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?

Reply #4845776

[cobalt matrix]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

Deposited 5,278 to your bank!

[cobalt matrix]

,bal

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

Leaderboard Rank: 156th

Cash:

0

Bank:

510,390

Total:

510,390

[cobalt matrix]

, collect

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870412127150090> | 8,000 (cash)

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose 185 in the process.

Reply #4845793

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab 590 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.

Reply #726413

[cobalt matrix]

,work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of 681

Reply #726406

[cobalt matrix]

, crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 440, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.

Reply #4845778

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 641, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.

Reply #4845778

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid 230, based off the value of what you gathered.

Reply #718725

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 656 before the security guards arrive.

Reply #4845772

[eager lark]

,worl

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you 441 in recognition from the king.

Reply #4845795

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You sneak into a castle and steal 715 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot work for 6 seconds.

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 506th

Cash:

36,963

Bank:

0

Total:

36,963

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 982 for your work.

Reply #726403

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 12 seconds.

[cobalt matrix]

,woek

, work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with 590

Reply #726404

[cobalt matrix]

,crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 433 as ransom.

Reply #726395

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing 193 trying to undo the curse.

Reply #4845790

[eager lark]

,worl

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with 413 as a personal gift.

Reply #726386

[eager lark]

,crime 🐧

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 647

Reply #726397

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid 508.

Reply #718744

[cobalt matrix]

, work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid 205.

Reply #718737

[cobalt matrix]

, crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 326 before the security guards arrive.

Reply #4845772

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 405, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.

Reply #4845777

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of 749 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.

Reply #1500988

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 489th

Cash:

40,474

Bank:

0

Total:

40,474

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 28 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and 115 less coins in the bag.

Reply #726424

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 817.

Reply #718741

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 15 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 304 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.

Reply #4845786

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid 427.

Reply #718737

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 480th

Cash:

41,907

Bank:

0

Total:

41,907

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 4

Winners:
@eager lark won 200

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 18

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 25-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 31

Winners:
@eager lark won 600

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 5 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for 244. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts 244 from you.

Reply #4845792

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 814.

Reply #718757

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 480th

Cash:

42,877

Bank:

0

Total:

42,877

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 13-24

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 6

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 25,000 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 3

Winners:
@eager lark won 50,000

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 11 seconds.

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 401st

Cash:

67,777

Bank:

0

Total:

67,777

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 14

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 10,000 on black

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 34

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 489, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.

Reply #4845778

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning 357.

Reply #718718

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 10,000 on black

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 8

Winners:
@eager lark won 20,000

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 13-24

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 31

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 23

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 754 before the security guards arrive.

Reply #4845772

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with 207 by the Royal Ant Keeper.

Reply #726392

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 11

Winners:
@eager lark won 600

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 398th

Cash:

69,484

Bank:

0

Total:

69,484

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 10,000 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 5

Winners:
@eager lark won 30,000

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 347th

Cash:

89,484

Bank:

0

Total:

89,484

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 13-24

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 25

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for 248. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts 248 from you.

Reply #4845792

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you 1,000

Reply #726415

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 347th

Cash:

90,036

Bank:

0

Total:

90,036

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 25-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 29

Winners:
@eager lark won 600

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 10,000 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 18

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 33

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 20

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You rob a bank and manage to get away with 588 before the police arrive.

Reply #4845767

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you 285

Reply #726382

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 365th

Cash:

80,909

Bank:

0

Total:

80,909

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 20,000 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 8

Winners:
@eager lark won 60,000

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 314th

Cash:

120,909

Bank:

0

Total:

120,909

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 30,000 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 20

No winners

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 346th

Cash:

90,909

Bank:

0

Total:

90,909

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 8

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 709 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.

Reply #4845788

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning 410.

Reply #718718

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 20,000 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 3

Winners:
@eager lark won 40,000

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 325th

Cash:

111,028

Bank:

0

Total:

111,028

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on 13-24

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 2

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 10,000 on 13-24

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 13

Winners:
@eager lark won 30,000

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 297th

Cash:

130,028

Bank:

0

Total:

130,028

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 2,000 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 1

Winners:
@eager lark won 4,000

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 543, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.

Reply #4845787

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for 385 worth in coins and gems.

Reply #726390

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 30,000 on 25-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 29

Winners:
@eager lark won 90,000

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 258th

Cash:

192,956

Bank:

0

Total:

192,956

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 39 seconds.

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot work for 40 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 276

Reply #726398

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you 341 in loot.

Reply #726408

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 2,000 on 13-24

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 9

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on 13-24

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 25

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 20,000 on 13-24

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 3

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 2,000 on 25-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 13

No winners

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 273rd

Cash:

168,021

Bank:

0

Total:

168,021

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)