💰worldbox-casino

[winged thistle]

colossal.overkill777

Result: Loss -847

**Your Hand**

Value: Soft 19

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 20

[lost leaf]

,work

[winged thistle]

perfectcellmembrane

After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you 219

Reply #726415

[lost leaf]

,crime

[winged thistle]

perfectcellmembrane

You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 554, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.

Reply #4845777

[lost leaf]

, roulette all black

[winged thistle]

perfectcellmembrane

You have placed a bet of 1,143 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 14!

No Winners :(

[spark delta]

,work

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of 367 for 29 orcish heads.

Reply #726405

[spark delta]

,crime

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 477 without getting caught.

Reply #4845768

[spark delta]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

Result: Win 877

**Your Hand**

Value: 21

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 18

[spark delta]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

Result: Win 1,754

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 18

[spark delta]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

keykrisk

Result: Bust -3,508

**Your Hand**

Value: 25

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 2

[inland pasture]

,work

[winged thistle]

akonorio

You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored 846.

Reply #718749

[inland pasture]

,crime

[winged thistle]

akonorio

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 201

Reply #726398

[inland pasture]

Grrr

[lapis berry]

,collect

[winged thistle]

elcentineladardo_

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726087575349100587> | 15,000 (cash)

[lapis berry]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

elcentineladardo_

Result: Bust -65,000

**Your Hand**

Value: 26

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 6

[hearty roost]

,work

[winged thistle]

airod

You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with 314

Reply #726404

[hearty roost]

,collect

[winged thistle]

airod

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870349103546421> | 50,000 (cash)

[hearty roost]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

airod

Deposited 100,334 to your bank!

[hearty roost]

,bal

[winged thistle]

airod

Leaderboard Rank: 18th

Cash:

0

Bank:

17,440,388

Total:

17,440,388

[lapis berry]

,bal

[winged thistle]

elcentineladardo_

Leaderboard Rank: 10th

Cash:

0

Bank:

22,037,348

Total:

22,037,348

[inland pasture]

,work

[winged thistle]

akonorio

You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of 609

Reply #726406

[inland pasture]

,crime

[winged thistle]

akonorio

You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend 228 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.

Reply #4845791

[inland pasture]

Never doing ,crime ever again

[grave linden]

,collect

[winged thistle]

challenger2mainbattletank

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009919013050134700> | 30,000 (cash)

[grave linden]

,work

[winged thistle]

challenger2mainbattletank

An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 803 for your good work!

Reply #718731

[grave linden]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

challenger2mainbattletank

Deposited 80,894 to your bank!

[grave linden]

,bal

[winged thistle]

challenger2mainbattletank

Leaderboard Rank: 23rd

Cash:

0

Bank:

11,828,965

Total:

11,828,965

[inland pasture]

,work

[winged thistle]

akonorio

You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you 744 in recognition from the king.

Reply #4845795

[inland pasture]

,crime

[winged thistle]

akonorio

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for 210. Oh, those elves…

Reply #726396

[inland pasture]

BRO

Uhh

[calm lion]

,collect

[winged thistle]

kuebelnotfound

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870416023662643> | 7,000 (cash)

[calm lion]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

kuebelnotfound

Deposited 57,000 to your bank!

[calm lion]

,bal

[winged thistle]

kuebelnotfound

Leaderboard Rank: 17th

Cash:

0

Bank:

17,757,341

Total:

17,757,341

[agile stag]

,collect

[winged thistle]

c0smicpotato

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009923416989630527> | 36,000 (cash)

[vagrant dust]

,collect

[winged thistle]

vob_7

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&731212379693514832> | 10,000 (cash)

[vagrant dust]

,work

[winged thistle]

vob_7

You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated 808.

Reply #718726

[vagrant dust]

,crime

[winged thistle]

vob_7

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for 289. Oh, those elves…

Reply #726396

[vagrant dust]

,bal

[winged thistle]

vob_7

Leaderboard Rank: 187th

Cash:

389,978

Bank:

0

Total:

389,978

[shy nebula]

,shop

[winged thistle]

hk06526

This server uses items V2, which is only available with slash commands.
Try using </item store:1057973912614490182>

[shy nebula]

,item store

[shy nebula]

,bal

[winged thistle]

hk06526

Leaderboard Rank: 1172nd

Cash:

3,511

Bank:

0

Total:

3,511

[shy nebula]

,bj 1000

[winged thistle]

hk06526

Result: Win 1,000

**Your Hand**

Value: Soft 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 19

[shy nebula]

,bj 2000

[winged thistle]

hk06526

Result: Bust -2,000

**Your Hand**

Value: 22

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 8

[shy nebula]

,bj 1000

[winged thistle]

hk06526

Result: Push, money back

**Your Hand**

Value: 18

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 18

[shy nebula]

,bal

[winged thistle]

hk06526

Leaderboard Rank: 1449th

Cash:

2,511

Bank:

0

Total:

2,511

[shy nebula]

,work

[winged thistle]

hk06526

You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you 934.

Reply #718747

[shy nebula]

,crime

[winged thistle]

hk06526

You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 739 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.

Reply #4845786

[shy nebula]

,bj 1000

[winged thistle]

hk06526

Result: Bust -1,000

**Your Hand**

Value: 22

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 10

[shy nebula]

,bj 1000

[winged thistle]

hk06526

Result: Loss -1,000

**Your Hand**

Value: 17

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 19

[shy nebula]

,bj 1000

[winged thistle]

hk06526

Result: Push, money back

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 20

[cobalt matrix]

,collect'

,collect

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870416023662643> | 7,000 (cash)

[cobalt matrix]

,crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for 201. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts 201 from you.

Reply #4845792

[cobalt matrix]

,work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for 988

Reply #726394

[cobalt matrix]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

Deposited 10,565 to your bank!

[vagrant dust]

,work

[winged thistle]

vob_7

Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you 861 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!

Reply #2300160

[vagrant dust]

,crime

[winged thistle]

vob_7

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 217 after you escape from the angry bandits.

Reply #726402

[alpine briar]

,crime

[winged thistle]

the_copper_element_itself

You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 422. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?

Reply #4845776

[alpine briar]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

the_copper_element_itself

Deposited 1,264 to your bank!

[inland cargo]

,collect

[winged thistle]

imperius124

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009919013050134700> | 30,000 (cash)

[inland cargo]

,bal

[winged thistle]

imperius124

Leaderboard Rank: 76th

Cash:

1,940,738

Bank:

0

Total:

1,940,738

[meager hollow]

,work

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

I faked being sick and my mom gave me 901 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)

Reply #1479819

[meager hollow]

,crime

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a 118 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.

Reply #4845782

[deep thistle]

,crime

[winged thistle]

oglion_

You "print" yourself 676 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.

Reply #726419

[deep thistle]

,work

[winged thistle]

oglion_

You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid 617.

Reply #718710

[deep thistle]

,bal

[winged thistle]

oglion_

Leaderboard Rank: 2038th

Cash:

1,293

Bank:

0

Total:

1,293

[fleet coral]

,work

[winged thistle]

lennebatunks

You earn 261 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.

Reply #726414

[dawn scroll]

,work

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of 732.

Reply #4845800

[dawn scroll]

,crime

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 650, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.

Reply #4845785

[dawn scroll]

,collect

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870380023959622> | 16,000 (cash)

[dawn scroll]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Result: Dealer bust 67,382

**Your Hand**

Value: 19

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 26

[dawn scroll]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Result: Push, money back

**Your Hand**

Value: 17

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 17

[dawn scroll]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Result: Loss -134,764

**Your Hand**

Value: 17

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 20

[lost leaf]

, collect

[winged thistle]

perfectcellmembrane

You can next collect income <t:1761555600:R>.

[lost leaf]

,work

[winged thistle]

perfectcellmembrane

You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you 891.

Reply #718747

[lost leaf]

,crime

[winged thistle]

perfectcellmembrane

You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 595 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.

Reply #4845786

[lost leaf]

, roulette all black

[winged thistle]

perfectcellmembrane

You have placed a bet of 1,599 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[lost leaf]

,work

[winged thistle]

perfectcellmembrane

You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

The ball landed on: black 33!

Winners:
@lost leaf won 3198

[lost leaf]

,buy chicken

[winged thistle]

perfectcellmembrane

This server uses items V2, which is only available with slash commands.
Try using </item buy:1057973912614490182>

perfectcellmembrane

Your chicken won the fight, and made you 3,198 richer! 🐓

Chicken strength (chance of winning): 45%

perfectcellmembrane

Your chicken won the fight, and made you 3,198 richer! 🐓

Chicken strength (chance of winning): 46%

[winged thistle]

perfectcellmembrane

Your chicken won the fight, and made you 3,198 richer! 🐓

Chicken strength (chance of winning): 47%

perfectcellmembrane

Your chicken lost the fight and died.

[winged thistle]

perfectcellmembrane

You have bought a Chicken to fight.
Send it off to fight with the </cockfight:1057960724447629332> command.

perfectcellmembrane

Your chicken lost the fight and died.

[golden lodge]

,collect

[winged thistle]

friday.01

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009870404443197500> | 12,000 (cash)

[golden lodge]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

friday.01

Deposited 137,005 to your bank!

[golden lodge]

,lb

[winged thistle]

WorldBox - God Simulator Leaderboard

View the leaderboard online here.

1. WorldBot AMP • 100,000,040
2. keymasterer • 84,105,239
3. amazting • 81,326,835
4. honeybee1661 • 60,821,602
5. friday.01 • 36,162,866
6. justbrit_ • 32,063,930
7. kakarot_1003 • 28,415,287
8. varticity • 28,226,408
9. 390637572650696714 • 22,484,873
10. elcentineladardo_ • 22,037,348

Page 1/5039 • Your leaderboard rank: 5th

[golden lodge]

Best economy this server has had in a while

The fact the richest person isnt even at 100mil is good

[cobalt matrix]

,work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated 615.

Reply #718720

[cobalt matrix]

,crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose 161 in the process.

Reply #4845793

[kindred hamlet]

,collect

[winged thistle]

avoidingboredom

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&731212379693514832> | 10,000 (cash)

[kindred hamlet]

,work

[winged thistle]

avoidingboredom

You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received 937.

Reply #718728

[kindred hamlet]

,crime

[winged thistle]

avoidingboredom

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with 638

Reply #726400

[kindred hamlet]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

avoidingboredom

Deposited 136,660 to your bank!

[kindred hamlet]

,bal

[winged thistle]

avoidingboredom

Leaderboard Rank: 46th

Cash:

0

Bank:

5,321,711

Total:

5,321,711

[cinder galleon]

,work

[winged thistle]

pidjinn_2490

I faked being sick and my mom gave me 620 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)

Reply #1479819

[cinder galleon]

,crime

[winged thistle]

pidjinn_2490

You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 695, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.

Reply #4845787

[cinder galleon]

,collect

[winged thistle]

pidjinn_2490

You can next collect income <t:1761555600:R>.

[cinder galleon]

sybau

,bal

[winged thistle]

pidjinn_2490

Leaderboard Rank: 98th

Cash:

1,247,373

Bank:

0

Total:

1,247,373

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 614 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.

Reply #4845789

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid 775

Reply #726411

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 305 from them.

Reply #4845770

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry: 331.

Reply #1479824

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 717

Reply #726397

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid 167.

Reply #718715

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 141st

Cash:

640,890

Bank:

0

Total:

640,890

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 567

Reply #726421

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for 829.

Reply #1479858

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 16 seconds.

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot work for 17 seconds.

[shy nebula]

,crine

,crime

[winged thistle]

hk06526

You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 538 before the security guards arrive.

Reply #4845772

[shy nebula]

,work

[winged thistle]

hk06526

You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 268.

Reply #718753

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 491

Reply #726397

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid 178.

Reply #718737

[humble adder]

,collect

[winged thistle]

goldendude8244

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870404443197500> | 12,000 (cash)

[humble adder]

,work

[winged thistle]

goldendude8244

You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 728.

Reply #718753

[humble adder]

,crime

[winged thistle]

goldendude8244

You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 755 from them.

Reply #4845770

[humble adder]

,bal

[winged thistle]

goldendude8244

Leaderboard Rank: 143rd

Cash:

63,493

Bank:

553,577

Total:

617,070

[humble adder]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

goldendude8244

Deposited 63,493 to your bank!

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 508 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.

Reply #4845789

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with 650 and the title of Court Wizard.

Reply #4845798

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 105 after you escape from the angry bandits.

Reply #726402

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for 264.

Reply #1479858

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 761, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.

Reply #4845778

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid 335.

Reply #718722

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of 161 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.

Reply #4845781

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you 758 in commissions for future projects.

Reply #4845796

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 10 seconds.

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot work for 10 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 679 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.

Reply #4845788

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for 468.

Reply #1479858

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 755

Reply #726397

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you 462 for your service.

Reply #726388

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 26 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend 237 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.

Reply #4845791

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You earn 351 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.

Reply #726414

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 140th

Cash:

648,443

Bank:

0

Total:

648,443

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 535

Reply #726421

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you 744.

Reply #718761

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 310, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.

Reply #4845777

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid 787, based off the value of what you gathered.

Reply #718725

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing 221 trying to undo the curse.

Reply #4845790

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you 311

Reply #726415

[eager lark]

,collect

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You can next collect income <t:1761555600:R>.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for 255. Oh, those elves…

Reply #726396

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with 182 and the title of Court Wizard.

Reply #4845798

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 140th

Cash:

650,836

Bank:

0

Total:

650,836

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 361. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?

Reply #4845776

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make 955

Reply #1479833

[hardy yew]

,collect

[winged thistle]

aloft_fox_

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870382947389450> | 13,500 (cash)

[hardy yew]

,give @sleek hearth 5000

[winged thistle]

aloft_fox_

@sleek hearth has received your 5,000

[sleek hearth]

Yo

5k

💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑

,collect

[winged thistle]

varticity

You can next collect income <t:1761555600:R>.

[sleek hearth]

,work

[winged thistle]

varticity

After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with 656 by the Royal Ant Keeper.

Reply #726392

[sleek hearth]

,crime

[winged thistle]

varticity

You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 567 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.

Reply #4845789

[sleek hearth]

Guess how much I have

[strange flower]

,give @hardy yew 1

[winged thistle]

skillerzthegamer

@hardy yew has received your 1

[sleek hearth]

,bal 1054939538830675968

[winged thistle]

skillerzthegamer

Leaderboard Rank: 31st

Cash:

2,624,151

Bank:

4,868,494

Total:

7,492,645

[sleek hearth]

DAMN YOURE RICH 🤑🤑🤑🤑

PLS GIVE MONEH

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 327

Reply #726421

[eager lark]

,work

[sleek hearth]

[winged thistle]

laohac_

An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you 348.

Reply #718761

[sleek hearth]

@strange flower

[strange flower]

@sleek hearth only if you get fishy to unblock me

[sleek hearth]

Hmmm

How much are you willing to offer

[strange flower]

Wdy want

[sleek hearth]

Hmmm

8 million

[strange flower]

,give @sleek hearth 1

[winged thistle]

skillerzthegamer

@sleek hearth has received your 1

[strange flower]

1 every day

For the next 8 million days

[sleek hearth]

Oh

[sleek hearth]

I wouldn't outlive that

,bal

[winged thistle]

varticity

Leaderboard Rank: 8th

Cash:

15,018,481

Bank:

13,214,245

Total:

28,232,726

[sleek hearth]

I MUST REACH 5TH PLACE

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 484

Reply #726397

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 362.

Reply #718757

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 140th

Cash:

653,673

Bank:

0

Total:

653,673

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 10 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 507

Reply #726421

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 480 for your work.

Reply #726403

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with 336

Reply #726400

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

I faked being sick and my mom gave me 877 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)

Reply #1479819

[bitter kiln]

,give @hot python 1

[winged thistle]

mars000246

@hot python has received your 1

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for 122. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts 122 from you.

Reply #4845792

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining 635.

Reply #718713

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 609 in loot.

Reply #726420

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid 743.

Reply #718752

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 140th

Cash:

657,738

Bank:

0

Total:

657,738

marcopro56_0

You spend your day chopping wood, earning 216.

Reply #718714

marcopro56_0

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&726089028793008317> 2,000 (cash)

marcopro56_0

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 520 as ransom.

Reply #726395

[hot python]

/balance

[winged thistle]

marcopro56_0

Leaderboard Rank: 572nd

Cash:

4,819

Bank:

18,171

Total:

22,990

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 337 on the black market.

Reply #4845769

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid 520.

Reply #718715

[vagrant dust]

,work

[winged thistle]

vob_7

An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 306.

Reply #718757

[vagrant dust]

,crime

[winged thistle]

vob_7

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 315

Reply #726421

[vagrant dust]

,collect

[winged thistle]

vob_7

You can next collect income <t:1761555600:R>.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of 132 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.

Reply #4845781

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid 398.

Reply #718710

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 703 to unsuspecting collectors.

Reply #4845771

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

A village sacrifices 302 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.

Reply #726407

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 305 before the security guards arrive.

Reply #4845772

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for 839

Reply #726394

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 140th

Cash:

660,615

Bank:

0

Total:

660,615

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 32

Winners:
@eager lark won 400

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 8

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 12

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 22

Winners:
@eager lark won 400

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with 262.

Reply #718770

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you 427 for your service.

Reply #726388

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 3

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 300 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 8

Winners:
@eager lark won 600

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 17 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 727, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.

Reply #4845787

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for 661 worth in coins and gems.

Reply #726390

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 300 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 6

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 28

Winners:
@eager lark won 400

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 21

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 453 from them.

Reply #4845770

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted 578.

Reply #718759

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 300 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 35

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 400 on black

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 32

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 300 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 11

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 542 in loot.

Reply #726420

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you 458 for your service.

Reply #726388

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 140th

Cash:

662,199

Bank:

0

Total:

662,199

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 13-24

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 18

Winners:
@eager lark won 600

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 32

Winners:
@eager lark won 400

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 30 seconds.

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 300 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 15

Winners:
@eager lark won 600

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 330, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.

Reply #4845777

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 114.

Reply #718741

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 140th

Cash:

663,543

Bank:

0

Total:

663,543

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 4

Winners:
@eager lark won 400

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 300 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 18

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 14

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200,000 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 6

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 300,000 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 16

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 163,243 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 4

No winners

[cobalt matrix]

,work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry: 653.

Reply #1479824

[cobalt matrix]

,crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 722. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?

Reply #4845776

[cobalt matrix]

,crime

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 510 in loot.

Reply #726420

[cobalt matrix]

,work

[winged thistle]

airmadecat

You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid 968.

Reply #718752

[meager hollow]

,work

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid 259

Reply #726411

[meager hollow]

,crime

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 723

Reply #726421

[meager hollow]

,bal

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

Leaderboard Rank: 246th

Cash:

3,485

Bank:

199,881

Total:

203,366

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of 0 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.

Reply #4845781

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid 441, based off the value of what you gathered.

Reply #718725

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 496 as ransom.

Reply #726395

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab 812 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.

Reply #726413

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 16 seconds.

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot work for 15 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 384 on the black market.

Reply #4845769

[eager lark]

work

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 1574th

Cash:

2,133

Bank:

0

Total:

2,133

[lusty mesa]

,work

[winged thistle]

6uxk

You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for 218 worth in coins and gems.

Reply #726390

[lusty mesa]

,crime

[winged thistle]

6uxk

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 338 in loot.

Reply #726420

[lusty mesa]

,collect all

[winged thistle]

6uxk

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870372734259271> | 20,000 (cash)

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 493 worth of valuable items without getting caught.

Reply #4845765

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you 558.

Reply #4845797

[lusty mesa]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

6uxk

Deposited 20,563 to your bank!

[lusty mesa]

,bal

[winged thistle]

6uxk

Leaderboard Rank: 91st

Cash:

0

Bank:

1,550,563

Total:

1,550,563

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 547 from them.

Reply #4845770

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted 302.

Reply #718759

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 1103rd

Cash:

4,033

Bank:

0

Total:

4,033

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 512 in loot.

Reply #726420

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry: 729.

Reply #1479824

[meager hollow]

_status

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 269 debt to the travelers you scammed.

Reply #4845783

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid 862.

Reply #718722

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 933rd

Cash:

5,867

Bank:

0

Total:

5,867

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 5 seconds.

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot work for 4 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 341 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.

Reply #4845788

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you 368 in recognition from the king.

Reply #4845795

[eager lark]

,criem

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 10 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 739 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.

Reply #4845786

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you 310 in commissions for future projects.

Reply #4845796

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 38 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 413 as ransom.

Reply #726395

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid 532.

Reply #718752

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 798th

Cash:

8,570

Bank:

0

Total:

8,570

[strange flower]

,collect

[winged thistle]

skillerzthegamer

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009923405329473536> | 40,000 (cash)

[strange flower]

,give @hardy yew 1

[winged thistle]

skillerzthegamer

@hardy yew has received your 1

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 9 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 3 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of 389.

Reply #4845800

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 592 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.

Reply #4845788

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 43 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you 281

Reply #726422

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning 684.

Reply #718709

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 749th

Cash:

9,954

Bank:

0

Total:

9,954

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 306, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.

Reply #4845785

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 988.

Reply #718757

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 719th

Cash:

11,248

Bank:

0

Total:

11,248

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 3

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on ** 0**

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 8

Winners:
@eager lark won 200

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 12

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 19

Winners:
@eager lark won 200

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 5,000 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 24

Winners:
@eager lark won 10,000

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend 121 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.

Reply #4845791

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining 799.

Reply #718717

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 619th

Cash:

16,926

Bank:

0

Total:

16,926

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 25

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 7

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 4,000 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 22

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 445 in loot.

Reply #726420

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid 337, based off the value of what you gathered.

Reply #718725

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 5,000 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 22

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 8,508 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 1

Winners:
@eager lark won 17,016

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 29 seconds.

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot work for 30 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.

[eager lark]

,crime

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You sneak into a castle and steal 755 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid 790.

Reply #718737

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 35

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 13-24

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 24

Winners:
@eager lark won 300

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 5,000 on black

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 27

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 11 seconds.

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 670th

Cash:

13,661

Bank:

0

Total:

13,661

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of 380 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.

Reply #1500988

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 670. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?

Reply #4845776

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 14

Winners:
@eager lark won 200

[astral ice]

,collect

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&731212379693514832> | 10,000 (cash)

[astral ice]

,work

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid 613.

Reply #718710

[astral ice]

,crime

[winged thistle]

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 10,000 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[astral ice]

,crime

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 336. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?

Reply #4845776

[astral ice]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

Deposited 120,471 to your bank!

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 33

No winners

[astral ice]

,bal

[winged thistle]

pumpkin_frog

Leaderboard Rank: 312th

Cash:

0

Bank:

120,471

Total:

120,471

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 1015th

Cash:

4,811

Bank:

0

Total:

4,811

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 17 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 632 worth of valuable items without getting caught.

Reply #4845765

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

A village sacrifices 103 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.

Reply #726407

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 30

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 33

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 23

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 9 seconds.

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 3

Winners:
@eager lark won 200

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 5,346 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 24

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a 0 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.

Reply #4845782

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for 678

Reply #726394

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 678 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 19

Winners:
@eager lark won 1,356

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 38 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 5 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 211 debt to the travelers you scammed.

Reply #4845783

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 468.

Reply #718753

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,613 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 24

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 46 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 20 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 456 without getting caught.

Reply #4845768

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab 281 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.

Reply #726413

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 737 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 30

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 24 seconds.

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot work for 23 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of 0 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.

Reply #4845781

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with 682 by the Royal Ant Keeper.

Reply #726392

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 682 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 9

Winners:
@eager lark won 1,364

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,364 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 14

Winners:
@eager lark won 2,728

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 22 seconds.

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 2,728 on black

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 3

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 626 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.

Reply #4845786

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you 438

Reply #726415

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,064 on black

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 35

Winners:
@eager lark won 2,128

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 2,128 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 10

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 30 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 585 in loot.

Reply #726420

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid 616.

Reply #718710

[meager hollow]

,work

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

You spend your day chopping wood, earning 873.

Reply #718714

[meager hollow]

,crime

[winged thistle]

humanman8754

You rob a bank and manage to get away with 414 before the police arrive.

Reply #4845767

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on ** 0**

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 5

Winners:
@eager lark won 200

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 31 seconds.

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot work for 32 seconds.

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 35

Winners:
@eager lark won 200

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 449, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.

Reply #4845785

laohac_

A rich citizen sacrifices 941 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.

Reply #726410

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 16

Winners:
@eager lark won 400

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on black

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 8

Winners:
@eager lark won 200

laohac_

You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a 275 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.

Reply #4845782

[eager lark]

,wokr

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you 860

Reply #726415

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 1160th

Cash:

3,576

Bank:

0

Total:

3,576

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,500 on black

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 21

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on black

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 1

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on black

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 15

Winners:
@eager lark won 400

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 1591st

Cash:

2,076

Bank:

0

Total:

2,076

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 10 seconds.

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot work for 13 seconds.

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 12

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 655 as ransom.

Reply #726395

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for 306

Reply #726394

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 2

Winners:
@eager lark won 200

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on black

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 13

Winners:
@eager lark won 2,000

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 3,137 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 20

Winners:
@eager lark won 6,274

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 500 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 19

Winners:
@eager lark won 1,000

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You rob a bank and manage to get away with 800 before the police arrive.

Reply #4845767

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated 522.

Reply #718726

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 813th

Cash:

8,096

Bank:

0

Total:

8,096

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 600 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 13

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 38 seconds.

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 7,496 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 5

No winners

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 50323rd

Cash:

0

Bank:

0

Total:

0

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 3 seconds.

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot work for 1 second.

[eager lark]

,work

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing 0 trying to undo the curse.

Reply #4845790

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with 182 and the title of Court Wizard.

Reply #4845798

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 42 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 12 seconds.

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot work for 11 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You "print" yourself 333 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.

Reply #726419

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you 202

Reply #726415

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 717 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 33

Winners:
@eager lark won 1,434

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 17

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[dawn scroll]

,work

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted 968.

Reply #718759

[dawn scroll]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Result: Bust -968

**Your Hand**

Value: 25

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 6

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 35

No winners

[dawn scroll]

,crime

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and 170 less coins in the bag.

Reply #726424

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 500 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 8

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You "print" yourself 462 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.

Reply #726419

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 901.

Reply #718757

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 26

No winners

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 2192nd

Cash:

1,097

Bank:

0

Total:

1,097

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 28 seconds.

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,097 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 16

Winners:
@eager lark won 2,194

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 2

Winners:
@eager lark won 400

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 698 without getting caught.

Reply #4845768

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 402.

Reply #718741

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 1178th

Cash:

3,494

Bank:

0

Total:

3,494

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 500 on 13-24

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 15

Winners:
@eager lark won 1,500

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 1052nd

Cash:

4,494

Bank:

0

Total:

4,494

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 34

Winners:
@eager lark won 2,000

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of 214 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.

Reply #4845781

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

I faked being sick and my mom gave me 976 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)

Reply #1479819

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 903rd

Cash:

6,256

Bank:

0

Total:

6,256

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,500 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 33

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 2,000 on 1-18

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 3

Winners:
@eager lark won 4,000

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 872nd

Cash:

6,756

Bank:

0

Total:

6,756

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 16 seconds.

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 13-24

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 22

Winners:
@eager lark won 600

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You sneak into a castle and steal 638 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for 620

Reply #726389

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 805th

Cash:

8,414

Bank:

0

Total:

8,414

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 12

Winners:
@eager lark won 2,000

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 11 seconds.

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 360. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?

Reply #4845776

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you 380 in recognition from the king.

Reply #4845795

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 2,000 on 25-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 7

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 2,000 on 25-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 32

Winners:
@eager lark won 6,000

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 704th

Cash:

12,154

Bank:

0

Total:

12,154

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 37 seconds.

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 100 on 19-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 13

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 3,000 on 13-24

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 7

No winners

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 784th

Cash:

9,054

Bank:

0

Total:

9,054

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 448. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?

Reply #4845776

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted 893 for your good work!

Reply #718754

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,500 on 25-36

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 26

Winners:
@eager lark won 4,500

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on red

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 18

Winners:
@eager lark won 2,000

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 658th

Cash:

14,395

Bank:

0

Total:

14,395

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 27 seconds.

[dawn scroll]

,work

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted 513.

Reply #718759

[dawn scroll]

,crime

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 781 in loot.

Reply #726420

[dawn scroll]

,collect

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

You can next collect income <t:1761555600:R>.

[dawn scroll]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Result: Dealer bust 1,124

**Your Hand**

Value: 17

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 26

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 300 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[dawn scroll]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

cosmic2_jp

Result: Bust -2,248

**Your Hand**

Value: 24

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 10

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on ** 0**

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 500 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 24

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 674 on the black market.

Reply #4845769

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid 140.

Reply #718722

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 500 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 21

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 200 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 21

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 300 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 34

No winners

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.

[eager lark]

,crime

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of 991.

Reply #4845800

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You sneak into a castle and steal 355 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 10,000 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 34

No winners

[eager lark]

,bal

[winged thistle]

laohac_

Leaderboard Rank: 1023rd

Cash:

4,755

Bank:

0

Total:

4,755

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 4,755 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 22

No winners

[golden lodge]

,collect

[winged thistle]

friday.01

You can next collect income <t:1761555600:R>.

[edgy wharf]

,crime

[winged thistle]

dollieeeee_

You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 251 debt to the travelers you scammed.

Reply #4845783

[edgy wharf]

,work

[winged thistle]

dollieeeee_

You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning 267.

Reply #718718

[edgy wharf]

,collect

[winged thistle]

dollieeeee_

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&726089538845278249> | 500 (cash)

[edgy wharf]

,depall

,dep all

[winged thistle]

dollieeeee_

Deposited 5,194 to your bank!

[formal orbit]

Blast with tnt!!!!!

[harsh sorrel]

,work

[winged thistle]

.pioughd

You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received 945.

Reply #718735

[harsh sorrel]

,crime

[winged thistle]

.pioughd

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 384

Reply #726421

[harsh sorrel]

,collect

[winged thistle]

.pioughd

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870416023662643> | 7,000 (cash)

[harsh sorrel]

,bal

[winged thistle]

.pioughd

Leaderboard Rank: 540th

Cash:

8,569

Bank:

17,869

Total:

26,438

[formal orbit]

,crime

[winged thistle]

boikoi3145

You rob a bank and manage to get away with 586 before the police arrive.

Reply #4845767

[formal orbit]

,collect

[winged thistle]

boikoi3145

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&821008113426628698> | 100 (cash)

[formal orbit]

,bal

[winged thistle]

boikoi3145

Leaderboard Rank: 2428th

Cash:

908

Bank:

0

Total:

908

[formal orbit]

,crime

[winged thistle]

boikoi3145

You cannot commit a crime for 42 seconds.

[formal orbit]

,work

[winged thistle]

boikoi3145

You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 208 for your work.

Reply #726403

[misty ridge]

,work

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you 315.

Reply #718761

[misty ridge]

,collect

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

You can next collect income <t:1761555600:R>.

[misty ridge]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

Deposited 377 to your bank!

[rich basin]

,collect

[winged thistle]

devourerofass

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&731212379693514832> | 10,000 (cash)

[devout maple]

,work

[winged thistle]

ryosean_48387

You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you 161.

Reply #4845799

[devout maple]

,crime

[winged thistle]

ryosean_48387

You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 793, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.

Reply #4845777

[devout maple]

,bj 500

[winged thistle]

ryosean_48387

Result: Loss -500

**Your Hand**

Value: 18

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 19

[eager lark]

,crime

[winged thistle]

laohac_

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 0 after you escape from the angry bandits.

Reply #726402

[eager lark]

,work

[winged thistle]

laohac_

An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded 763.

Reply #718743

[viral tide]

,collect

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870412127150090> | 8,000 (cash)

[viral tide]

,crime

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of 124 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.

Reply #4845781

[viral tide]

,work

[winged thistle]

catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat.cat

After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with 547 by the Royal Ant Keeper.

Reply #726392

[misty ridge]

,work

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you 630 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!

Reply #2300160

[misty ridge]

,collect

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870416023662643> | 7,000 (cash)

[misty ridge]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

Deposited 7,642 to your bank!

[misty ridge]

,bal

[winged thistle]

ohoshowdown

Leaderboard Rank: 115th

Cash:

0

Bank:

1,019,716

Total:

1,019,716