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You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
736 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
,work
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
900 for 29 orcish heads.
,crime
You "print" yourself
653 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,crime
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
640. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
,work
You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid
704.
,crime
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
271. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
271 from you.
I joined both
It's a new week
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,work
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,work
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You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make
533
,crime
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
275 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
,work
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of
499.
,crime
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
782. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
, work
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
951 for 29 orcish heads.
, crime
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
340, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
,work
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you
671 in loot.
,crime
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
437 before the police arrive.
,work
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving
562.
,crime
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and
256 less coins in the bag.
,work
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
790.
,crime
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
559
,work
You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining
698.
,crime
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
446 without getting caught.
,work
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you
403 for your service.
,crime
You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of
291 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.
,work
A village sacrifices
438 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost
274 after you escape from the angry bandits.
,work
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you
627 in recognition from the king.
,crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
543 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
,work
You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab
967 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.
,crime
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124 less coins in the bag.
,work
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900
,crime
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340
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341 in loot.
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,crime
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440 in loot.
,work
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400 in commissions for future projects.
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,work
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
475.
,crime
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
591. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
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A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted
853 for your good work!
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
636
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
986.
,crime
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
759 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
,work
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
213.
,crime
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
137
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,work
A village sacrifices
908 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
,crime
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
134 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
,work
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid
708
,crime
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721 before the security guards arrive.
,work
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960.
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599.
,crime
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590 to unsuspecting collectors.
,crime
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742 before the police arrive.
,work
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814 for your work.
,crime
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707, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
,work
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
236.
,crime
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
107 in the process.
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75,000 (cash)
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,work
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you
255
,crime
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
313. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
,work
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for
877.
,crime
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
203 in the process.
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171,519
1,506,637
1,678,156
,work
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
483 for your good work!
, crime
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
782 without getting caught.
,work
You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with
532
,crime
You "print" yourself
423 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
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,work
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
200.
,crime
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with
440
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4,673 on red
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9,346
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,work
A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted
502 for your good work!
,crime
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
669, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
,work
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch
881 worth in orcish coins.
,crime
You "print" yourself
588 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
, work
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of
928.
,bal
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171,519
1,506,637
1,678,156
, crime
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
147 debt to the travelers you scammed.
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, work
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5,000
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
685.
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
613
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Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
581 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
, crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
513 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
, bal
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73,519
1,606,637
1,680,156
, dep 10000
Deposited
10,000 to your bank!
,work
You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for
734 worth in coins and gems.
,crime
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
549 before the police arrive.
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An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
398.
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,crime
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
669 to unsuspecting collectors.
, work
You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining
637.
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, crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
741

The ball landed on: black 22!
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81,519
1,606,637
1,688,156
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,work
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for
423
,crime
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
576, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
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, work
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
499 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
, crime
You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of
217 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.
, bal
You have placed a bet of
3,000 on 2nd.
Result: Bust
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Value: 22

Value: 12
,work
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
570 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
,crime
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
591 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
The ball landed on: red 14!
Winners:
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9000
, work
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
831.
, crime
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
509, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
, bal
Result: Loss
-400

Value: 15

Value: 20
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3,000 on 3rd.
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You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
800.
, crime
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
624 from them.
The ball landed on: black 29!
Winners:
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15000
,bj 600
Result: Win
900

Value: Blackjack

Value: 14
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When you are incredibly wealthy, and have nothing better to do than blow your money on pure, refined gold. Well, I don't suppose I will stop you.

This beast is formidable, and virtually unstoppable. If you managed to tame this, count all those who oppose you dead. Or at least trapped inside the worms stomach until dead. Or Suffocated

I couldn't help but laugh when I learned Maxim called the Tsar bomb a Czar bomb. Then I fell on the floor tearing with laughter when I saw his code still labeled it a Czar bomb. This will surely get the job done. Outnumbered a thousand to one? Hmm? Buy this, and you will out number them infinite...

With a flick of the wrist, and nothing but a mere thought, I will bring these lands to life once again!

A very powerful, and formidable beast. Yet, also friendly when not bothered. Trust me though, there is no gold in this cave, just fiery death if you poke at it too much. Release this on your enemies to cause intense destruction.

This isn't any typical contraption. It will literally destroy the entire universe if left uncontained. Be wise with what you make of this, and do not drop the jar. Only destruction and death can be brought with this.

What more is there to say? It's J.I.M's Chicken.

Maxim's Personal Creation.

When one being holds all the riches of the world, you can only imagine the power which is held...

, work
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
579 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
, crime
You sneak into a castle and steal
775 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
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When you are incredibly wealthy, and have nothing better to do than blow your money on pure, refined gold. Well, I don't suppose I will stop you.

This beast is formidable, and virtually unstoppable. If you managed to tame this, count all those who oppose you dead. Or at least trapped inside the worms stomach until dead. Or Suffocated

I couldn't help but laugh when I learned Maxim called the Tsar bomb a Czar bomb. Then I fell on the floor tearing with laughter when I saw his code still labeled it a Czar bomb. This will surely get the job done. Outnumbered a thousand to one? Hmm? Buy this, and you will out number them infinite...

With a flick of the wrist, and nothing but a mere thought, I will bring these lands to life once again!

A very powerful, and formidable beast. Yet, also friendly when not bothered. Trust me though, there is no gold in this cave, just fiery death if you poke at it too much. Release this on your enemies to cause intense destruction.

This isn't any typical contraption. It will literally destroy the entire universe if left uncontained. Be wise with what you make of this, and do not drop the jar. Only destruction and death can be brought with this.

What more is there to say? It's J.I.M's Chicken.

Maxim's Personal Creation.

When one being holds all the riches of the world, you can only imagine the power which is held...

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It's like a wooden club, but you can bash with more power!

MORE TREES, as one would exclaim. Well, at least an elf would.

A great weapon for war. Or chopping wood. Though, I prefer making a corpse.

An adorable creature. If you hurt one of these, I swear... I'm going to ban your whole family! Sincerely - Divine (King of Unity).

Here kitty kitty kitty...

Endless supply of eggs.

I need a medic! Wait, it's a scrape. This salve should do just fine.

Let's build some huts, or trebuchet. Just kidding, I don't want a trebuchet MAXIM. Hint, hint.

I'm not sure how durable this is, but I suppose it will have to do.

This item is great for combat. Only if I had some steel 🤔

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,work
You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab
863 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.
,crime
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
322, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
,bj all
Result: Bust
-1,185

Value: 24

Value: 11
,work
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
218
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
442 to unsuspecting collectors.
,work
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
609.
,crime
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
745 to unsuspecting collectors.
,work
You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid
818, based off the value of what you gathered.
,bj 100
Result: Win
100

Value: 19

Value: 18
,work
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866.
,work
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
293 for your good work!
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,crime
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
597, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1749462492:R>.
,crime
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
796 without getting caught.
,dep all
Deposited
890 to your bank!
,bal
@tardy lava bet 40 millions in the roullette
,bal @junior folio
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
78,958
1,081,455
1,160,413
plz
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&591002534089457710> |
75,000 (cash)
,work
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
405 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
,crime
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
669, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
,work
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with
709 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
580
,work
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for
917
,crime
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
128 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
,work
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
430.
,crime
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
686 without getting caught.
,work
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make
899
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
200. Oh, those elves…
,work
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you
658.
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
412
,work
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
920 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
,crime
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
756 without getting caught.
,work
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
887 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
,crime
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
608 from them.
,work
A village sacrifices
932 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
,crime
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
385 before the security guards arrive.
,work
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with
134 as a personal gift.
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
678 as ransom.
,work
I faked being sick and my mom gave me
568 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
,crime
You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of
264 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.
,work
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
776.
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
150
, work
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
724.
, crime
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
220.
,Bal
, bj 500
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 16

Value: 17
,work
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
102 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
, dep all
Deposited
5,703 to your bank!
,crime
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
800 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
,work
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you
547 in commissions for future projects.
,crime
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
730 on the black market.
,work
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
884
,crime
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
668, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
,work
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
410.
,crime
You sneak into a castle and steal
616 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
,work
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning
647.
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
716
,work
You earn
299 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
668 as ransom.
,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
21,535
1,606,637
1,628,172
,crime
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
550 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
,work
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn
531 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
,blackjack all
Result: Bust
-1,081

Value: 26

Value: 10
, work
A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted
352 for your good work!
, crime
You "print" yourself
674 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
21,535
1,606,637
1,628,172
,dep all
Deposited
21,535 to your bank!
, collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&591002534089457710> |
75,000 (cash)
Deposited
75,012 to your bank!
, bal
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&821008392142716995> |
250 (cash)
,work
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid
435.
,crime
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with
598 before the security guards arrive.
,roulette all red
You have placed a bet of
1,283 on red.
No i meant black
The ball landed on: red 21!
Winners:
@wanton cloud won
2566
Result: Dealer bust
2,566

Value: 16

Value: 23
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
5,132

Value: Soft 20

Value: 22
,bal
,leaderboard
View the leaderboard online here.
21. das_fl •
12,642,270
22. pan_techno •
11,697,999
23. kuebelnotfound •
11,239,100
24. um_caranormal •
10,917,880
25. notthebest. •
9,017,008
26. belemin_ •
8,558,798
27. nruvthelost •
7,479,922
28. shinyfortune. •
6,971,385
29. demonyxa •
6,668,102
30. pit_v1per •
6,507,012
,bal
,bj 5000
Result: Bust
-10,000

Value: 24

Value: 6
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
,crime
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
44 trying to undo the curse.
,roulette all black
You have placed a bet of
264 on black.
,work
You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining
478.
,bj all
Result: Win
478

Value: 20

Value: 19
,bj all
Result: Loss
-956

Value: 19

Value: Blackjack
The ball landed on: black 35!
Winners:
@wanton cloud won
528
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
528

Value: 20

Value: 24
You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of
153 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.
, crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
0
,work
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
387 for your good work!
,work
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
478.
, collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&821008392142716995> |
250 (cash)
,bj all
Result: Loss
-637

Value: 16

Value: 17
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
467
Result: Win
100

Value: 19

Value: 17
Result: Win
100

Value: 21

Value: 17
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
445.
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&821008392142716995>
250 (cash)
Result: Loss
-100

Value: 19

Value: Blackjack
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 23

Value: 17
Result: Loss
-100

Value: 18

Value: 20
Result: Dealer bust
100

Value: 17

Value: 22
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 23

Value: 19
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870416023662643> |
7,000 (cash)
,bal
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&1009870376618168410> |
18,000 (cash)
,bal
,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
379, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
,work
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you
359 in loot.
,bj 1000
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 26

Value: 10
, work
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you
472 for your work.
, crime
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
527. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
, roulette all even
You have placed a bet of
1,003 on even.
The ball landed on: black 29!
No Winners :(
, work
You cannot work for 21 seconds.
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&821008392142716995>
250 (cash)
, work
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you
591 in recognition from the king.
, roulette all even
You have placed a bet of
841 on even.
, roulette half odd
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
, bal
, dep all
Deposited
1,682 to your bank!
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&591002534089457710> |
75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> |
50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009919013050134700> |
30,000 (cash)
,bal
,bal @vagrant dust
,bal @dusty harness
,work
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
313 for 29 orcish heads.
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you
969 in commissions for future projects.
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
539
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&1009870380023959622> |
16,000 (cash)
Result: Dealer bust
969

Value: Soft 20

Value: 26
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&1009870419005821059> |
3,000 (cash)
,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
3,000
1,628,172
1,631,172
,work
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
129.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&1009870380023959622> |
16,000 (cash)
,dep all
Deposited
16,265 to your bank!
,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
11,714,008
11,714,008
,work
A rich citizen sacrifices
467 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.
,crime
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
454 in loot.
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&821008392142716995> |
250 (cash)
Result: Win
1,171

Value: 21

Value: 18
,bj all
Result: Loss
-2,342

Value: 17

Value: 20
,work
You cannot work for 18 seconds.
,crime
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
765 to unsuspecting collectors.
,work
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you
608 in recognition from the king.
,dep 1000
Deposited
1,000 to your bank!
, bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
3,129
1,628,172
1,631,301
,work
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored
819.
,crime
You sneak into a castle and steal
389 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
4,337
1,628,172
1,632,509
,work
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make
503
,crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
693 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
,with 28000
Withdrew
28,000 from your bank!
,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
33,533
1,600,172
1,633,705
,with 172
Withdrew
172 from your bank!
,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
33,705
1,600,000
1,633,705
, roulette 500 1st
You have placed a bet of
500 on 1st.
The ball landed on: black 17!
No Winners :(
, roulette 800 2nd
You have placed a bet of
800 on 2nd.
The ball landed on: black 24!
No Winners :(
, roulette 1000 1st
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on 1st.
The ball landed on: black 31!
Winners:
@dense quiver won
3000
,work
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received
560.
,bj 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 22

Value: 11
, roulette 2000 2nd
You have placed a bet of
2,000 on 2nd.
The ball landed on: red 18!
No Winners :(
, roulette 3000 3rd
You have placed a bet of
3,000 on 3rd.
The ball landed on: black 11!
No Winners :(
, roulette 4000 2nd
You have placed a bet of
4,000 on 2nd.
,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
25,405
1,600,000
1,625,405
The ball landed on: black 15!
No Winners :(
, collect
You can next collect income <t:1749459237:R>.
, roulette 5000 1st
You have placed a bet of
5,000 on 1st.
The ball landed on: black 24!
No Winners :(
,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
20,405
1,600,000
1,620,405
, roulette 8000 3rd
You have placed a bet of
8,000 on 3rd.
The ball landed on: red 12!
Winners:
@dense quiver won
24000
,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
36,405
1,600,000
1,636,405
,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
36,405
1,600,000
1,636,405
, roulette 1000 3rd
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on 3rd.
The ball landed on: red 32!
No Winners :(
, roulette 2000 2nd
You have placed a bet of
2,000 on 2nd.
The ball landed on: black 22!
No Winners :(
, roulette 3000 1st
You have placed a bet of
3,000 on 1st.
,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
30,405
1,600,000
1,630,405
The ball landed on: red 7!
Winners:
@dense quiver won
9000
, roulette 1000 3rd
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on 3rd.
The ball landed on: black 31!
No Winners :(
, roulette 2000 3rd
You have placed a bet of
2,000 on 3rd.
The ball landed on: black 22!
No Winners :(
, roulette 3000 3rd
You have placed a bet of
3,000 on 3rd.
The ball landed on: red 9!
Winners:
@dense quiver won
9000
, roulette 1000 3rd
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on 3rd.
The ball landed on: black 33!
Winners:
@dense quiver won
3000
,work
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
808.
,crime
You sneak into a castle and steal
763 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
,work
You cannot work for 1 second.
,crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
367 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
,work
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning
874.
,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
641 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,work
You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for
382
,crime
You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of
145 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.
,work
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
162 for your good work!
,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
385, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
,work
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make
577
,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
570 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,blackjack all
Result: Bust
-920

Value: 25

Value: 6
,work
You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for
780
,crime
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
150 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
,work
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
438.
,crime
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
675 to unsuspecting collectors.
,work
You receive
157 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
,crime
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
566. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
,work
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
765
,crime
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
280 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
,crime
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
551, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
,work
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated
333.
,blackjack all
Result: Bust
-884

Value: 23

Value: 10
,work
A rich citizen sacrifices
773 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.
,crime
You sneak into a castle and steal
352 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
,work
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received
422.
,crime
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
498 from them.
,work
You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with
138
,crime
You "print" yourself
677 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,work
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
719.
,crime
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
501, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
,work
A rich citizen sacrifices
444 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.
,crime
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort
728 from them.
,work
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
110.
,crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.
,work
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
365 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
,crime
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
343. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
,crime
You "print" yourself
567 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,work
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received
937.
,dep 1000
Deposited
1,000 to your bank!
,blackjack all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
,blackjack all
Result: Bust
-504

Value: 24

Value: 10
,work
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you
326 for your service.
,crime
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
732, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
,work
You cannot work for 1 second.
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
269. Oh, those elves…
,work
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
716
,crime
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for
675 to unsuspecting collectors.
,work
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
748.
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
571
,work
You cannot work for 1 second.
,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
361, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
,work
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
556.
,crime
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
707, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
,work
A village sacrifices
252 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
,crime
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend
101 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
,work
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with
861 as a personal gift.
,crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in
560 as ransom.
,work
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received
728.
,crime
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
436, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
,work
You receive
390 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
,crime
You rob a bank and manage to get away with
537 before the police arrive.
,work
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of
385 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
,crime
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal
522 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
,work
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
460 for your good work!
,crime
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
108.
,work
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted
235.
,crime
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
275. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
275 from you.
,work
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
898
,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
624, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
,work
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you
773
,crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
663 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
,work
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you
952 in loot.
,crime
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
677. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
,work
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with
215 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
,crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
515 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
,work
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you
644
,crime
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
548 in loot.
,work
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
603.
,crime
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for
147. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts
147 from you.
,work
A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted
972 for your good work!
,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
581, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
,work
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid
408.
,crime
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
680, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
,work
You cannot work for 1 second.
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
513
,work
After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with
236 by the Royal Ant Keeper.
,crime
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
580 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
,work
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
198.
,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
340 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,work
You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining
416.
,crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
726 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
,work
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
432 for 29 orcish heads.
,crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.
,work
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you
418
,crime
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
331 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
,work
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
220.
,crime
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for
634, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
,crime
You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of
263 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.
After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with
592 by the Royal Ant Keeper.
,work
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
248.
,bal
,crime
You "print" yourself
502 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,blackjack all
Result: Dealer bust
329

Value: 18

Value: 23
,blackjack all
Result: Loss
-658

Value: 17

Value: 18
,work
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
419.
,work
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid
539 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
,crime
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
641 in loot.
,crime
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
198 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
,blackjack all
Result: Loss
-341

Value: 17

Value: 21
,work
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with
617 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
,crime
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
611, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
,work
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you
124.
,crime
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for
791, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
,work
You receive
838 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
,crime
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
465, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
,work
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
432
,crime
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
165
,work
You spend your day chopping wood, earning
917.
,crime
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a
239 debt to the travelers you scammed.