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#💰worldbox-casino
sage jolt
winged thistleBOT
talos126
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 
50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870416023662643> | 7,000 (cash)
sage jolt
,lb
winged thistleBOT
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dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make 611
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 425, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid 484.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 794, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn 393 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 536, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make 160
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 771, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
dense quiver
,bal
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 107
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a 252 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You cannot work for 39 seconds.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You cannot commit a crime for 39 seconds.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you 480 for your service.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 620. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 973.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 687 on the black market.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with 903 by the Royal Ant Keeper.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 508 to unsuspecting collectors.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for 430.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for 261. Oh, those elves…
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid 252.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 271 after you escape from the angry bandits.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day chopping wood, earning 545.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 683. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid 167 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for 255. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts 255 from you.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 340
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 362. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 553.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for 277. Oh, those elves…
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with 271 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received 653.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 494 in loot.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you 104.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 384 on the black market.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of 759 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 709, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted 699 for your good work!
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 779, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you 614.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 613 without getting caught.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 785.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 676, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid 149.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and 146 less coins in the bag.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were contracted by a local dwarven tradeswoman to deliver supplies! In return for the distance you traveled, and a successful delivery, you received 481.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing 129 trying to undo the curse.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted 399.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with 478
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 550 for your good work!
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 428, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You cannot work for 1 second.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 508 on the black market.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You receive 891 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 413 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with 615 by the Royal Ant Keeper.
kingmushroomboy
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&731212379693514832> 10,000 (cash)
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 472. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid 175 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 692, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 473
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 655, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of 584 for 29 orcish heads.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 374 in loot.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day chopping wood, earning 142.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 443 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining 869.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with 551
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid 414 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 579 in loot.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for 632.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You sneak into a castle and steal 672 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make 145
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 732 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day chopping wood, earning 687.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You rob a bank and manage to get away with 560 before the police arrive.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid 812.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 531 before the security guards arrive.
pulsar gust
, work
winged thistleBOT
randydrew_00639
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of 235
winged thistleBOT
randydrew_00639
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 143 debt to the travelers you scammed.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining 305.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend 165 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
thorn lantern
,lb
winged thistleBOT
View the leaderboard online here.
1. WorldBot AMP • 88,738,318
2. keymasterer • 62,919,594
3. honeybee1661 • 62,730,301
4. amaztingalt • 32,461,970
5. justbrit_ • 29,011,837
6. augustinianust • 25,390,827
7. kakarot_1003 • 25,382,064
8. surravi • 23,871,398
9. captainujjwal • 19,950,017
10. birb_brib • 19,919,338
thorn lantern
,collect
winged thistleBOT
nruvthelost
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thorn lantern
nooo
winged thistleBOT
nruvthelost
Result: Win 60,000
Value: Blackjack
Value: 10
nruvthelost
Value: 18
Value: 18
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of 963 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with 391
dense quiver
,bal
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 288.
tulip prism
, crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 117 debt to the travelers you scammed.
tulip prism
,bal
winged thistleBOT
174
922,699
922,873
tulip prism
,dep all
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
Deposited 174 to your bank!
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry: 122.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 495 to unsuspecting collectors.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for 719
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 493 to unsuspecting collectors.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid 194
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You cannot work for 1 second.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a 200 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 843 for your work.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 278 debt to the travelers you scammed.
tulip prism
, work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry: 757.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 121
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day chopping wood, earning 341.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 699 without getting caught.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you 756
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You rob a bank and manage to get away with 551 before the police arrive.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for 322.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 492
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid 845.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing 189 trying to undo the curse.
noble hazel
,collect
winged thistleBOT
_harrier
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870372734259271> | 20,000 (cash)
tulip prism
, collect
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&726089028793008317> | 2,000 (cash)
tulip prism
,bj half
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
Result: Loss -1,318
Value: 19
Value: 20
tulip prism
,dep all
noble hazel
,dep all
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
Deposited 1,318 to your bank!
_harrier
Deposited 70,401 to your bank!
tulip prism
@noble hazel wanna participate in a lottery?
noble hazel
no
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with 855 as a personal gift.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend 108 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
noble hazel
i only gamble when it involves skill
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 128 for your work.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 413 to unsuspecting collectors.
tulip prism
,dep all
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
Deposited 541 to your bank!
tulip prism
,bal
winged thistleBOT
0
924,732
924,732
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You are hired to build an antimatter bomb, being honored 377.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing 208 trying to undo the curse.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid 174 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 385 in loot.
tulip prism
,bj half
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
Result: Dealer bust 279
Value: 20
Value: 24
tulip prism
,dep all
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
Deposited 838 to your bank!
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid 366.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You "print" yourself 461 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
tulip prism
@dense quiver heyyyy, wanna participate in a lottery?
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated 819.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 497 in loot.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 857 for your work.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for 288. Oh, those elves…
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid 798.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 650, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid 262.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 580, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid 995.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 538, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received 981.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 453 without getting caught.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid 472.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 622 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
modern kayak
,crime
winged thistleBOT
phy7o
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with 411
modern kayak
,work
winged thistleBOT
phy7o
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded 245.
modern kayak
,roulette all 2nd
winged thistleBOT
phy7o
You have placed a bet of 898 on 2nd.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch 173 worth in orcish coins.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 410. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
The ball landed on: black 35!
Winners:
@modern kayak won 2694
modern kayak
,roulette 1500 2nd
winged thistleBOT
phy7o
You have placed a bet of 1,500 on 2nd.
The ball landed on: black 31!
No Winners :(
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you 505.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 748 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
modern kayak
,dep all
winged thistleBOT
phy7o
Deposited 1,194 to your bank!
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch 133 worth in orcish coins.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 641
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid 968, based off the value of what you gathered.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you 111
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with 949 and the title of Court Wizard.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 364 in loot.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 197.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend 169 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid 1,000.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 364 without getting caught.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received 446.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 450
neat sigil
, collect
winged thistleBOT
sakix13
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870419005821059> | 3,000 (cash)
winged thistleBOT
sakix13
You can next collect income <t:1749427995:R>.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning 624.
neat sigil
,bal
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a 251 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
neat sigil
,dep all
winged thistleBOT
sakix13
Deposited 53,000 to your bank!
rustic plover
, collect
winged thistleBOT
shinyfortune.
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009923421028765886> | 33,000 (cash)
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning 539.
dense quiver
,crime
rustic plover
,bj 50000
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 523
shinyfortune.
Result: Win 75,000
Value: Blackjack
Value: 17
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make 832
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 229 debt to the travelers you scammed.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid 132.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 791. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you 128
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 672 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for 435 worth in coins and gems.
cinder quail
, worl
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 497 before the security guards arrive.
winged thistleBOT
lrangga
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you 608 in commissions for future projects.
cinder quail
, crime
winged thistleBOT
lrangga
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 749
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn 526 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.
cinder quail
, work
winged thistleBOT
lrangga
You cannot work for 18 seconds.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 366 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
tulip prism
, work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you 909.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You sneak into a castle and steal 672 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
tulip prism
,dep all
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
Deposited 2,150 to your bank!
tulip prism
,bal
winged thistleBOT
0
927,720
927,720
cinder quail
, wrok
tulip prism
,with 7720
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
Withdrew 7,720 from your bank!
cinder quail
, work
winged thistleBOT
lrangga
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 114.
cinder quail
, crime
winged thistleBOT
lrangga
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 442 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
tulip prism
@cinder quail heyyyy wanna participate in a lottery?
cinder quail
<@1092102810310557757> heyyyy wanna participate in a lottery?
Sure
tulip prism
Sure
Okiiie, go to #1372346791369904228
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded 152.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 677 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you 486 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 622, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid 207.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 322 before the security guards arrive.
winged thistleBOT
lrangga
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid 831.
cinder quail
, crime
winged thistleBOT
lrangga
You "print" yourself 338 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted 664.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 363 to unsuspecting collectors.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch 522 worth in orcish coins.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a 187 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
cinder quail
, work
winged thistleBOT
lrangga
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make 568
cinder quail
, crime
winged thistleBOT
lrangga
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 535 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
cinder quail
, bal
cinder quail
, dep all
winged thistleBOT
lrangga
Deposited 2,185 to your bank!
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you 292
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 631 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with 559 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You receive 759 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and 263 less coins in the bag.
cinder quail
, work
winged thistleBOT
lrangga
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 755 for your work.
cinder quail
, crime
winged thistleBOT
lrangga
You sneak into a castle and steal 553 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
tulip prism
, work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 865
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 800
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you 649 for your service.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 559 to unsuspecting collectors.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for 571.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.
hidden gull
,collect
winged thistleBOT
nekcrop
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
3 - <@&1009870380023959622> | 16,000 (cash)
hidden gull
,bal
hidden gull
,dep all
winged thistleBOT
nekcrop
Deposited 145,245 to your bank!
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
I faked being sick and my mom gave me 581 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 564. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid 561.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 662
tulip prism
, work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you 780 in commissions for future projects.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with 112.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 174.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 526 to unsuspecting collectors.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid 824 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 476, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You cross the harsh mountains to reach the gold vein. You then come back and sell the mined material for 120
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose 100 in the process.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for 914
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for 173. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts 173 from you.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of 190.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 609 to unsuspecting collectors.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
I faked being sick and my mom gave me 552 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 393 from them.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry: 451.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 456, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
tulip prism
,bal
winged thistleBOT
14,117
920,000
934,117
tulip prism
,dep all
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
Deposited 14,117 to your bank!
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you 925 in loot.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 480, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You cannot work for 1 second.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only 297
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid 261.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You "print" yourself 656 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you 835.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for 228. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts 228 from you.
pine saffron
,collect
winged thistleBOT
surravi
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&1361616756447379526> | 20,000 (cash)
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received 426.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 512, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated 482.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You rob a bank and manage to get away with 363 before the police arrive.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid 253, based off the value of what you gathered.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 685 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid 381 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 642, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day chopping wood, earning 435.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You sneak into a castle and steal 641 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with 490 as a personal gift.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You sneak into a castle and steal 648 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid 603.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 390 without getting caught.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you 394
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You rob a bank and manage to get away with 745 before the police arrive.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with 683 as a personal gift.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only 199
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you 615.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of 148 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
I faked being sick and my mom gave me 951 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with 240.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 466 for your good work!
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You rob a bank and manage to get away with 677 before the police arrive.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid 894.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You "print" yourself 613 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you 922 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to blackmail the Duke of Duncaster by threatening to reveal his secret love affair with a maid. Unfortunately, you picked the wrong maid, and she turns out to be a spy working for the Duke. Not only do you lose your leverage, but you also end up with a hefty fine of 276 for defamation of character. Lesson learned: always do your research before embarking on a criminal endeavor.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you 630.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 300, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with 353
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a 169 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
cinder quail
, work
winged thistleBOT
lrangga
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 431.
cinder quail
, crime
winged thistleBOT
lrangga
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 553. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with 886 as a personal gift.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 152 debt to the travelers you scammed.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You cannot work for 1 second.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 646
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab 242 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You rob a bank and manage to get away with 466 before the police arrive.
cinder quail
, work
winged thistleBOT
lrangga
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you 522
cinder quail
, crime
winged thistleBOT
lrangga
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 594 on the black market.
cinder quail
, bal
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid 106.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 243 debt to the travelers you scammed.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 197.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 714 in loot.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you 906 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You sneak into a castle and steal 652 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you 561.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 662 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for 548
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 713
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You receive 944 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 263
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid 210 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You rob a bank and manage to get away with 650 before the police arrive.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 369.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with 242.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with 749 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 519
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 493.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 433, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you 825 in recognition from the king.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 165 after you escape from the angry bandits.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make 921
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 742 without getting caught.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning 851.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 341 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received 780.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with 648
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with 640 as a personal gift.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 721 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you 130
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You rob a bank and manage to get away with 517 before the police arrive.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded 654.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 623 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you 261 in loot.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 502 before the security guards arrive.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid 655 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 721 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 800 for your work.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for 262. Oh, those elves…
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid 137.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 597 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded 508.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 712 to unsuspecting collectors.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid 592.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you 255
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated 246.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 381
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated 808.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 632, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with 792 and the title of Court Wizard.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You rob a bank and manage to get away with 316 before the police arrive.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 164.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 351 before the security guards arrive.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with 917
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 750 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for 848 worth in coins and gems.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 456 before the security guards arrive.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You earn 542 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 116
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for 328.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for 289. Oh, those elves…
swift sail
,collect
winged thistleBOT
careerolive3276
Role income successfully collected!
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swift sail
,work
winged thistleBOT
careerolive3276
You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for 642
swift sail
,crime
winged thistleBOT
careerolive3276
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 562, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of 837
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 140
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
A village sacrifices 861 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 708, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you 721 in loot.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend 230 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for 952
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 333 in loot.
tulip prism
,bal
winged thistleBOT
9,052
934,117
943,169
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you 730
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 507 on the black market.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you 273.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend 169 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 975.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 217
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining 828.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend 216 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated 757.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You rob a bank and manage to get away with 611 before the police arrive.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining 471.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 583 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry: 775.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend 261 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of 643 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing 252 trying to undo the curse.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You hunt for an entire day, and get paid 829 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing 267 trying to undo the curse.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of 868 for 29 orcish heads.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with 638
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining 805.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 313 as ransom.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 714.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 578, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
tulip prism
,bal
winged thistleBOT
14,490
934,117
948,607
tulip prism
,dep all
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
Deposited 14,490 to your bank!
tulip prism
Yoooo, i love this auto typer
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining 747.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 675, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid 262.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 372 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with 949
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You attempt to break into a heavily guarded fortress to steal a magical artifact. However, the fortress is actually a mimic and it swallows you whole. You spend 269 on therapy to cope with the trauma of being digested by a giant monster.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 467 for your good work!
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You cannot work for 31 seconds.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 seconds.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 405 from them.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for 928.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 631 worth of valuable items without getting caught.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted 196 for your good work!
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 348, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
bizzare_memes
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning 412.
bizzare_memes
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&1009870416023662643> 7,000 (cash)
bizzare_memes
Result: Bust -9,824
Value: 24
Value: 19
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You cannot work for 1 minute and 14 seconds.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 13 seconds.
tulip prism
,work
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You cannot work for 31 seconds.
tersesat
An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you 349.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You cannot commit a crime for 31 seconds.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 615 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
dense quiver
,work
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted 689 for your good work!
moltenglass.
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of 604 for 29 orcish heads.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for 272. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts 272 from you.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing 162 trying to undo the curse.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You cannot work for 1 second.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
A village sacrifices 709 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 778 before the security guards arrive.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 282 after you escape from the angry bandits.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining 153.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received 500.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 425, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 775 from them.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You cannot work for 1 second.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining 891.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 352 without getting caught.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab 657 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.
dense quiver
,work
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining 911.
moltenglass.
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 323, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 307 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of 228 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You cannot work for 1 second.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and 234 less coins in the bag.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 614 from them.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You cannot work for 1 second.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of 410 for 29 orcish heads.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing 148 trying to undo the curse.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 734
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 110 for your work.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of 111 for 29 orcish heads.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You sneak into a castle and steal 472 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid 287.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You earn 688 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 414, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and 178 less coins in the bag.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining 807.
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid 704.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 428 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 183 after you escape from the angry bandits.
tulip prism
,bal
winged thistleBOT
6,131
948,607
954,738
tulip prism
,dep all
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
Deposited 6,131 to your bank!
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
For killing a small pack of wolves who terrorised the local livestock, the grateful farmers pay you 212
dense quiver
,work
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted 252.
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 660 without getting caught.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 581 on the black market.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You cannot work for 1 second.
dense quiver
,work
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with 860 and the title of Court Wizard.
moltenglass.
You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 586, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 616 on the black market.
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 168.
dense quiver
,work
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 387 for your work.
moltenglass.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 596
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 442, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.
spark delta
,ban
tulip prism
,work
winged thistleBOT
moltenglass.
You cannot work for 1 second.
dense quiver
,work
tulip prism
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with 285 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.
moltenglass.
You sneak into a castle and steal 628 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.
dense quiver
,crime
winged thistleBOT
tersesat
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 716 as ransom.
tulip prism
@spark delta heyyyy!! Wanna participate in a lottery?
spark delta
<@456226577798135808> heyyyy!! Wanna participate in a lottery?
How many lottery’s are there now?
Also why so many “y”s?