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[winged thistle]

tersesat

A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted 112.

Reply #718759

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 795, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.

Reply #4845777

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid 168.

Reply #718742

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 487 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.

Reply #4845786

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 491

Reply #726421

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You spend your day chopping wood, earning 710.

Reply #718714

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you 480.

Reply #718747

tersesat

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

89,963

Bank:

527,928

Total:

617,891

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You rob a bank and manage to get away with 341 before the police arrive.

Reply #4845767

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid 491.

Reply #718715

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 401 from them.

Reply #4845770

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of 711.

Reply #4845800

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you 199

Reply #726422

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you 464 in recognition from the king.

Reply #4845795

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 442, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.

Reply #4845785

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of 269 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.

Reply #1500988

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 781 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.

Reply #4845789

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with 788 and the title of Court Wizard.

Reply #4845798

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 783 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.

Reply #4845788

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with 822 by the Royal Ant Keeper.

Reply #726392

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 462 as ransom.

Reply #726395

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated 299.

Reply #718720

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and 104 less coins in the bag.

Reply #726424

[tardy lava]

,collect

[winged thistle]

rokku_denashi

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&591002534089457710> | 75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870376618168410> | 18,000 (cash)

[tardy lava]

,give @languid crow all

[winged thistle]

rokku_denashi

@languid crow has received your 93,083

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with 931 and the title of Court Wizard.

Reply #4845798

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 420

Reply #726397

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid 219.

Reply #718710

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You "print" yourself 497 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.

Reply #726419

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted 203.

Reply #718759

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 430 from them.

Reply #4845770

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You work as a farmer in a plagued village for an increased wage. Not only you didn't catch the disease, but you also got paid 236

Reply #726411

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 343 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.

Reply #4845786

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you 565.

Reply #718761

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 373

Reply #726421

[swift sail]

,collect

[winged thistle]

careerolive3276

You can next collect income <t:1749308076:R>.

[swift sail]

,work

[winged thistle]

careerolive3276

You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of 694

Reply #726406

[swift sail]

, crime

[winged thistle]

careerolive3276

You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 496 from them.

Reply #4845770

[swift sail]

,bal

[winged thistle]

careerolive3276

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

10,080

Bank:

0

Total:

10,080

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid 277.

Reply #718737

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 670 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.

Reply #4845786

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with 212

Reply #726404

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 419 before the security guards arrive.

Reply #4845772

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining 100.

Reply #718729

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 720 from them.

Reply #4845770

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of 998.

Reply #4845800

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 789 before the security guards arrive.

Reply #4845772

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You were Lucid Dreaming after having had a very blessed night at the Elven Palace, and managed to gain an imaginary 300 🪙 . This made you feel sad when you woke, since you were poor, so you robbed a wealthy woman's necklace and sold it for 627.

Reply #1479858

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for 254. Oh, those elves…

Reply #726396

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid 685.

Reply #718744

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 609 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.

Reply #4845789

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with 755

Reply #726404

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 302, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.

Reply #4845785

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You receive 217 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…

Reply #726380

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 787

Reply #726421

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for 671

Reply #726394

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 663 as ransom.

Reply #726395

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with 690

Reply #726404

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 699 to unsuspecting collectors.

Reply #4845771

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab 811 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.

Reply #726413

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 394 from them.

Reply #4845770

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

A human kingdom hired you to summon a volcano on an enemy kingdom. You watch as the souls burn to a crisp, and their memories are left behind. You are granted 952.

Reply #718759

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 583

Reply #726421

[alpine pebble]

,collect

[winged thistle]

quemeemijota

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870404443197500> | 12,000 (cash)

[alpine pebble]

,crime

[winged thistle]

quemeemijota

You sneak into a castle and steal 496 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with 548

Reply #726404

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You "print" yourself 330 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.

Reply #726419

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of 772 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.

Reply #1500988

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for 174. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts 174 from you.

Reply #4845792

[blissful jay]

.help

[quasi raft]

Help Command

Hydra has fully removed any music-related features.
This doesn't mean Hydra is going anywhere! Itself and the team behind it will be focusing on community engaging features such as the ones we're already offering (see the links below).

Everyone commands

help, ping, premiumstatus

Admin commands

cleanup, language, prefix

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 359, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.

Reply #4845787

[blissful jay]

.daily

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of 523 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.

Reply #1500988

[blissful jay]

,help

[modern kayak]

, bal @dense quiver

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

115,783

Bank:

527,928

Total:

643,711

[modern kayak]

Oho

[blissful jay]

, help

[jolly fable]

, collect

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&726087575349100587> | 15,000 (cash)

[blissful jay]

huh?

[jolly fable]

,dep 959

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Deposited 959 to your bank!

[jolly fable]

,bal

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

64,042

Bank:

1,500,959

Total:

1,565,001

[jolly fable]

,with 1

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Withdrew 1 from your bank!

[jolly fable]

,bal

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

64,043

Bank:

1,500,958

Total:

1,565,001

[jolly fable]

,with 958

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Withdrew 958 from your bank!

kea_dawg

Deposited 14 to your bank!

[jolly fable]

, blackjack all

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Result: Dealer bust 65,001

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 26

[jolly fable]

,bal

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

130,002

Bank:

1,500,000

Total:

1,630,002

[blissful jay]

.bal

[dense quiver]

,work

[jolly fable]

, blackjack all

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry: 151.

Reply #1479824

halo0pk0ok

Result: Win 195,003

**Your Hand**

Value: Blackjack

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 14

[blissful jay]

,bal

[jolly fable]

,bal

[winged thistle]

kea_dawg

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

14

Total:

14

halo0pk0ok

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

325,005

Bank:

1,500,000

Total:

1,825,005

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 146 after you escape from the angry bandits.

Reply #726402

[jolly fable]

, roulette 300000 black

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

You have placed a bet of 300,000 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[jolly fable]

, blackjack all

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Result: Win 37,507

**Your Hand**

Value: Blackjack

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 20

[jolly fable]

Wow

,bal

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

62,512

Bank:

1,500,000

Total:

1,562,512

[jolly fable]

, blackjack all

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Result: Win 62,512

**Your Hand**

Value: 19

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 17

[modern kayak]

,roulette 500 1-12

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 500 on 1-12.

Time remaining: 12 seconds

[blissful jay]

,steal

imagine lmao

[jolly fable]

,dep 100000

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Deposited 100,000 to your bank!

The ball landed on: black 15!

Winners:
@jolly fable won 600000

[modern kayak]

That won't work

[blissful jay]

ik

[jolly fable]

,dep 6e5

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Deposited 600,000 to your bank!

[jolly fable]

Excellent

,bal

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

25,024

Bank:

2,200,000

Total:

2,225,024

[jolly fable]

, blackjack all

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Result: Win 25,024

**Your Hand**

Value: Soft 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 18

[jolly fable]

Wtf is my luck

, blackjack all

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Result: Bust -50,048

**Your Hand**

Value: 25

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 6

[jolly fable]

Finally

,bal

[winged thistle]

halo0pk0ok

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

2,200,000

Total:

2,200,000

[blissful jay]

trynna help me bro

[jolly fable]

Bro I made 700k

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You extract the plague from a patient. Not only it heals him... somehow, but you also sell the vial with the plague to a dwarven kingdom for 383

Reply #726394

[blissful jay]

how do i do this shi

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You sneak into a castle and steal 650 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

[blissful jay]

,crime

[winged thistle]

kea_dawg

You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 337 worth of valuable items without getting caught.

Reply #4845765

[jolly fable]

Use ,crime and ,work

And then gamble

[blissful jay]

,work

[winged thistle]

kea_dawg

You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining 653.

Reply #718729

[blissful jay]

,gamble

[modern kayak]

Does the cockfight good to gamble in?

[blissful jay]

, gamble

,blackjack

[winged thistle]

kea_dawg

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
blackjack <bet>

[blissful jay]

,blackjack 400

[winged thistle]

kea_dawg

Result: Dealer bust 400

**Your Hand**

Value: 17

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 24

[jolly fable]

Gambling
,Blackjack (,bj)
,Roulette
,Sm
,Cf

[blissful jay]

,bal

[winged thistle]

kea_dawg

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

1,390

Bank:

14

Total:

1,404

[modern kayak]

,sm

[winged thistle]

phy7o

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
slot-machine <bet>

[jolly fable]

You need a chicken to do cf

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded 940.

Reply #718743

[modern kayak]

Where to buy

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 277

Reply #726398

[blissful jay]

cf?

[jolly fable]

The store

Duh

[modern kayak]

Ok

[blissful jay]

,blackjack 500

[winged thistle]

kea_dawg

Result: Win 500

**Your Hand**

Value: 21

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 17

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

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[blissful jay]

,bal

[winged thistle]

kea_dawg

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

1,890

Bank:

14

Total:

1,904

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

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| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

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| | ⬅
| |

[blissful jay]

,blackjack 200

[winged thistle]

kea_dawg

Result: Bust -200

**Your Hand**

Value: 22

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 8

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

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| | ⬅
| |

[blissful jay]

,bal

[winged thistle]

kea_dawg

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

1,690

Bank:

14

Total:

1,704

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

, bal

[winged thistle]

phy7o

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

2,715

Bank:

49,685

Total:

52,400

[blissful jay]

,blackjack 500

[winged thistle]

kea_dawg

Result: Win 500

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 18

[blissful jay]

,bal

[winged thistle]

kea_dawg

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

2,190

Bank:

14

Total:

2,204

[blissful jay]

,dep

[winged thistle]

kea_dawg

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
deposit <amount or all>

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining 445.

Reply #718729

[blissful jay]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

kea_dawg

Deposited 2,190 to your bank!

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 522 from them.

Reply #4845770

[modern kayak]

,sm 50

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You must choose at least 100 for your bet.

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

,SM 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

,SM 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

, sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

, crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 623. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?

Reply #4845776

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn 576 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.

Reply #726393

[modern kayak]

,bal

[winged thistle]

phy7o

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

2,814

Bank:

49,685

Total:

52,499

[modern kayak]

, sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

,sm 109

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 109

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 670.

Reply #718757

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

, sm 100

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

tersesat

You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with 222.

Reply #718770

[modern kayak]

,sm 100

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You lost 100

| |
| | ⬅
| |

[modern kayak]

,bal

[winged thistle]

phy7o

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

2,005

Bank:

49,685

Total:

51,690

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on black 20

No winners

New roulette game started!

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on 1-12

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on red 23

No winners

[modern kayak]

,roulette all 1-12

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You must choose at least 100 for your bet.

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 267 after you escape from the angry bandits.

Reply #726402

[modern kayak]

,work

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining 146.

Reply #718729

tersesat

You earn 845 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.

Reply #726414

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 111 debt to the travelers you scammed.

Reply #4845783

[modern kayak]

,b

,bal

[winged thistle]

phy7o

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

-116

Bank:

49,685

Total:

49,569

[modern kayak]

,wi 116

,with 116

[winged thistle]

phy7o

Withdrew 116 from your bank!

[modern kayak]

, bal

[winged thistle]

phy7o

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

49,569

Total:

49,569

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You cannot commit a crime for 13 seconds.

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You discover a new form of magic that allows for teleportation over long distances. The king rewards your discovery with 699 and the title of Court Wizard.

Reply #4845798

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 669 to unsuspecting collectors.

Reply #4845771

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning 210.

Reply #718718

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose 212 in the process.

Reply #4845793

[modern kayak]

,with 2000

[winged thistle]

phy7o

Withdrew 2,000 from your bank!

[modern kayak]

,roulette all 1-18

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 1,998 on 1-18.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with 471 as a personal gift.

Reply #726386

The ball landed on: red 19!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 785 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.

Reply #4845789

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You cannot commit a crime for 35 seconds.

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining 267.

Reply #718729

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 772, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.

Reply #4845787

[modern kayak]

,roulette all 1-18

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 1,039 on 1-18.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 26!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you 250.

Reply #718761

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 581

Reply #726421

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated 130.

Reply #718720

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab 798 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.

Reply #4845786

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining 835.

Reply #718729

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 496, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.

Reply #4845778

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received 433.

Reply #718728

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose 186 in the process.

Reply #4845793

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You cannot commit a crime for 6 seconds.

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with 225 as a personal gift.

Reply #726386

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and 141 less coins in the bag.

Reply #726424

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid 435.

Reply #718752

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you 164

Reply #726422

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 574.

Reply #718753

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 607 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.

Reply #4845789

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 293 for your good work!

Reply #718733

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 799 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.

Reply #4845788

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you 100.

Reply #718747

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for 280. Oh, those elves…

Reply #726396

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning 859.

Reply #718718

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 444 from them.

Reply #4845770

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for 360

Reply #726389

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You sneak into a castle and steal 429 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

After you build the house for your town leader, he pays you 440

Reply #726415

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 674

Reply #726421

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 616.

Reply #718757

[modern kayak]

, crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 771 to unsuspecting collectors.

Reply #4845771

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You accidentally summoned Crabzilla practicing "Science," and it destroyed your entire town. You were unharmed, and it left the entire destroyed city as yours to reap benefit from, granting you all the coin you could carry: 565.

Reply #1479824

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with 599

Reply #726400

[modern kayak]

, roulette 500 1-12

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 500 on 1-12.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 24!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid 132, based off the value of what you gathered.

Reply #718725

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You sneak into a castle and steal 412 worth of gold from the treasury, narrowly avoiding the guards.

Reply #4845766

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you 513 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!

Reply #2300160

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 545 worth of valuable items without getting caught.

Reply #4845765

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning 745.

Reply #718709

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose 199 in the process.

Reply #4845793

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 255.

Reply #718753

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 508, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.

Reply #4845777

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 447 for your good work!

Reply #718733

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 237

Reply #726398

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You spend your day working at a neighboring towns homestead, getting paid 256.

Reply #718710

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 419, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.

Reply #4845778

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 323 for your good work!

Reply #718733

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 736 from them.

Reply #4845770

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you 746 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!

Reply #2300160

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 537 worth of valuable items without getting caught.

Reply #4845765

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

A village sacrifices 849 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.

Reply #726407

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 166 debt to the travelers you scammed.

Reply #4845783

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You spend your day chopping wood, earning 848.

Reply #718714

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 792 in loot.

Reply #726420

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid 106.

Reply #718737

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 374 in loot.

Reply #726420

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid 831.

Reply #718752

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a 223 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.

Reply #4845782

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid 995.

Reply #718742

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 660 before the security guards arrive.

Reply #4845772

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You help your fellow villagers in extinguishing a fire caused by a careless pyromaniac. They thank you with 667

Reply #726404

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 516 as ransom.

Reply #726395

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received 216.

Reply #718728

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 294 debt to the travelers you scammed.

Reply #4845783

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn 627 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.

Reply #726393

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 369, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.

Reply #4845787

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

An elven kingdom requests you to bring their plants to life! For this great protection granted, they gift you 123.

Reply #718761

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 591

Reply #726397

[pine saffron]

,collect

[winged thistle]

surravi

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&1009870416023662643> | 7,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1361616756447379526> | 20,000 (cash)

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 447.

Reply #718753

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 398, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.

Reply #4845778

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you 629 in recognition from the king.

Reply #4845795

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 323 worth of valuable items without getting caught.

Reply #4845765

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make 622

Reply #1479833

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 505, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.

Reply #4845787

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you 536.

Reply #718747

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. Unfortunately, you're not the only one there. You wake up with a terrible headache and 283 less coins in the bag.

Reply #726424

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 413. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?

Reply #4845776

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid 998.

Reply #718742

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You scavenge the remains of a castle in a zombie-filled village. You manage to grab 109 worth in loot before escaping from the angry zombie horde.

Reply #726413

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 800. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?

Reply #4845776

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 643 for your good work!

Reply #718733

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 414 worth of valuable items without getting caught.

Reply #4845765

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of 930.

Reply #4845800

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to con a group of gullible travelers by selling them fake potions that promise eternal youth. They catch on to your scheme, and you barely escape with your life. However, you accidentally ingested one of the potions yourself and now have to deal with the consequences of turning into a wrinkled old hag. You spend the rest of your days trying to find a cure, all while paying off a 168 debt to the travelers you scammed.

Reply #4845783

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining 443.

Reply #718713

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 540 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.

Reply #4845789

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make 876

Reply #1479833

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for 229. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts 229 from you.

Reply #4845792

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for 970 worth in coins and gems.

Reply #726390

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 626

Reply #726397

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for 507 worth in coins and gems.

Reply #726390

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 612, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.

Reply #4845785

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You pioneer a new farming technique that revolutionizes agriculture in your kingdom. Your invention increases crop yields by 50%, earning you 723 in recognition from the king.

Reply #4845795

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 416 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.

Reply #4845789

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You work as a blacksmith and forge a magnificent sword for the heir of the throne. He thanks you with 906 and proceeds to charge into the battlefield, dying immediately to the first hit of a skilled veteran elf.

Reply #726391

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 735 in loot.

Reply #726420

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You spend your day working a J.I.M's chicken farm, earning 627.

Reply #718709

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with 657. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?

Reply #4845776

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid 677.

Reply #718715

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 655 worth of valuable items without getting caught.

Reply #4845765

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you 474 in loot.

Reply #726408

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you 174 for your service.

Reply #726388

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 775, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.

Reply #4845787

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You were hired by a human king to clear nearby waters of piranha. For your hard days work you received 772.

Reply #718728

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You break into a wealthy merchant's house and manage to steal 592 worth of valuable items without getting caught.

Reply #4845765

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid 634.

Reply #718722

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 451 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.

Reply #4845789

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 528.

Reply #718741

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only 193

Reply #726425

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You hunt for an entire day, and get paid 542 for 12 rabbits and 1 wolf.

Reply #722606

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to blackmail a powerful merchant for 131. However, the merchant turns out to be a vampire and he turns you into one of his minions. You spend the rest of your days running errands for him and regretting your life choices. He also extracts 131 from you.

Reply #4845792

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you 294 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!

Reply #2300160

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 136 after you escape from the angry bandits.

Reply #726402

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

An elven kingdom sent you to deliver a peace treaty. Upon returning with news, you are paid 199.

Reply #718742

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal 724 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.

Reply #4845789

[swift sail]

,work

[winged thistle]

careerolive3276

An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid 592.

Reply #718737

[swift sail]

,crime

[winged thistle]

careerolive3276

You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 525 before the security guards arrive.

Reply #4845772

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You repeat the journey of the well-known traveler Christopher Worldboxus and swim for three years with your army to discover Islandia. After defeating the native orcs you bring back massive piles of gold while also managing to snatch 833 worth in orcish coins.

Reply #726387

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal 460 without getting caught.

Reply #4845768

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated 839.

Reply #718726

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 525, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.

Reply #4845785

[dense quiver]

,bal

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

167,170

Bank:

527,612

Total:

694,782

[dense quiver]

, roulette 100 1st

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 100 on 1st.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 20!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

, roulette 200 2nd

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 200 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 25!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

,roulette 300 3rd

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 300 on 3rd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 28!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

, roulette 500 2nd

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 500 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 24!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

, roulette 800 1st

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 800 on 1st.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 13!

Winners:
@dense quiver won 2400

[dense quiver]

,bal

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

167,670

Bank:

527,612

Total:

695,282

[dense quiver]

, roulette 250 1st

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 250 on 1st.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 30!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

, Roulette 500 2nd

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 500 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 28!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

, roulette 750 3rd

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 750 on 3rd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 1!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

,roulette 1250 2nd

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 1,250 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 20!

Winners:
@dense quiver won 3750

[dense quiver]

,bal

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

168,670

Bank:

527,612

Total:

696,282

[dense quiver]

, roulette 1000 1st

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on 1st.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 21!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

, roulette 2000 2nd

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 2,000 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 22!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

, roulette 3000 3rd

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 3,000 on 3rd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 15!

Winners:
@dense quiver won 9000

[dense quiver]

, bal

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

171,670

Bank:

527,612

Total:

699,282

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

An angry orcish royal hired you to wash his clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive 570 for your good work!

Reply #718731

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you 158

Reply #726422

[dense quiver]

, roulette 2000 1st

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 2,000 on 1st.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 10!

Winners:
@dense quiver won 6000

[dense quiver]

,bal

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

176,082

Bank:

527,612

Total:

703,694

[dense quiver]

, roulette 3000 1st

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 3,000 on 1st.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 19!

Winners:
@dense quiver won 9000

[dense quiver]

, roulette

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>

[dense quiver]

,bal

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

182,082

Bank:

527,612

Total:

709,694

[dense quiver]

, roulette 5000 1st

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 5,000 on 1st.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 19!

Winners:
@dense quiver won 15000

[dense quiver]

, roulette 8000 1st

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 8,000 on 1st.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 35!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

, roulette 13000 2nd

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 13,000 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 29!

Winners:
@dense quiver won 39000

[dense quiver]

,bal

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

210,082

Bank:

527,612

Total:

737,694

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You earn 607 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.

Reply #726414

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You stage a heist on a casino and manage to escape with 527 before the security guards arrive.

Reply #4845772

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated 456.

Reply #718726

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 610 from them.

Reply #4845770

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining 438.

Reply #718717

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 434 on the black market.

Reply #4845769

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of 728

Reply #726406

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 552 in loot.

Reply #726420

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining 241.

Reply #718750

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You rob a bank and manage to get away with 448 before the police arrive.

Reply #4845767

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

An orcish kindom sent you to deliver a war declaration. Upon returning with news, you are paid 713.

Reply #718744

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 483 on the black market.

Reply #4845769

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

A dwarven city is under threat of a demon attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you received 978.

Reply #718741

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing 266 trying to undo the curse.

Reply #4845790

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You use the treant power to create an army of wheat crops. They pillage the town, bringing you 753 in loot.

Reply #726408

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 440, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.

Reply #4845778

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid 913.

Reply #718722

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 179

Reply #726398

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You receive 402 for assisting a squad of soldiers in cleaning up a house from
zombies. Though, there is a horde heading your way now…

Reply #726380

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn 629

Reply #726397

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

An elven city is under threat of a zombie attack. You were hired to help eliminate the threat, and granted units to assist you in the hunt. Upon success you were paid 675.

Reply #718737

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 547, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.

Reply #4845785

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 884.

Reply #718753

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 695 on the black market.

Reply #4845769

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for 405

Reply #726389

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You "print" yourself 466 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.

Reply #726419

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You become a founder of your new village. The king provides you with money to manage the settlement, as well with 229 as a personal gift.

Reply #726386

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to rob a wealthy merchant in the town square. The merchant turns out to be a powerful wizard, but you manage to steal his enchanted crystal ball before he can cast a spell. You sell it to a pawnbroker for 601, but little do you know the crystal ball was a priceless family heirloom and the wizard has put a curse on it.

Reply #4845785

[dense quiver]

,bal

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

224,491

Bank:

527,612

Total:

752,103

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for 580 on the black market.

Reply #4845769

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You assist in construction of another house in your home kingdom. The humans pay you 691 for your work.

Reply #726403

[modern kayak]

,bal @dense quiver

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

224,491

Bank:

527,612

Total:

752,103

[modern kayak]

🤔ᴴᴹᴹ

Cool

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with 334

Reply #726400

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid 555.

Reply #718757

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining 775.

Reply #718750

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for 453, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.

Reply #4845777

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You rob a bank and manage to get away with 677 before the police arrive.

Reply #4845767

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

A village sacrifices 898 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.

Reply #726407

[modern kayak]

,dep all

[winged thistle]

phy7o

Deposited 10,452 to your bank!

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You spend your day making glonk bows for your town, you sell a lot of them and make 289

Reply #1479833

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 131

Reply #726398

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You are paid to build a nuke, receiving 737.

Reply #718753

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 172

Reply #726398

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining 663.

Reply #718729

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You blackmail a wealthy businessperson and manage to extort 649 from them.

Reply #4845770

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you 831.

Reply #4845797

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with 352

Reply #726400

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of 798 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.

Reply #1500988

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with 121.

Reply #718770

[dense quiver]

@modern kayak how s going

[modern kayak]

Good👍

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 718 as ransom.

Reply #726395

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated 947.

Reply #718726

[dense quiver]

, roulette 10000 1st

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 10,000 on 1st.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 23!

No Winners :(

[modern kayak]

,roulette 200 1-12

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 200 on 1-12.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[dense quiver]

, roulette 20000 2nd

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 20,000 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 16 seconds

The ball landed on: red 32!

Winners:
@dense quiver won 60000

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for 506, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.

Reply #4845787

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You negotiate a lucrative trade agreement with the dwarves, securing a steady supply of rare minerals and gems for your kingdom. Your diplomatic skills earn you a bonus of 323.

Reply #4845800

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining 893.

Reply #718717

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 594 to unsuspecting collectors.

Reply #4845771

[modern kayak]

,bal @dense quiver

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

259,873

Bank:

527,612

Total:

787,485

[modern kayak]

Pretty cool

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You cannot commit a crime for 24 seconds.

[dense quiver]

try to get 900 this day

900k

,bal @modern kayak

[winged thistle]

phy7o

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

2,294

Bank:

57,993

Total:

60,287

[modern kayak]

Ah ok

[dense quiver]

ITS growth😄

[modern kayak]

I might gamble all of it if I get bored

[dense quiver]

looks greatt if you win man

[modern kayak]

Yeah

[dense quiver]

, roulette 10000 1st

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 10,000 on 1st.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 318 as ransom.

Reply #726395

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of 126 for 29 orcish heads.

Reply #726405

[modern kayak]

, roulette 250 1-12

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 250 on 1-12.

Time remaining: 14 seconds

The ball landed on: black 10!

Winners:
@dense quiver won 30000
@modern kayak won 750

[modern kayak]

,roulette 500 2nd

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 500 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 29!

Winners:
@modern kayak won 1500

[modern kayak]

,roulette 500 2nd

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 500 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[main oak]

,collect

[winged thistle]

augustinianust

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&684158846595629062> | 50,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870412127150090> | 8,000 (cash)

[main oak]

, dep all

[winged thistle]

augustinianust

Deposited 58,000 to your bank!

[main oak]

,bal

[winged thistle]

augustinianust

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

25,298,441

Total:

25,298,441

[main oak]

,lb

[winged thistle]

WorldBox - God Simulator Leaderboard

View the leaderboard online here.

1. WorldBot AMP • 87,745,956
2. keymasterer • 62,656,623
3. honeybee1661 • 62,591,897
4. amaztingalt • 32,158,430
5. justbrit_ • 29,029,254
6. augustinianust • 25,298,441
7. kakarot_1003 • 25,285,118
8. surravi • 23,810,999
9. birb_brib • 19,930,997
10. captainujjwal • 19,803,829

Page 1/3874 • Your leaderboard rank: 6th

The ball landed on: black 20!

Winners:
@modern kayak won 1500

[main oak]

,with 8441

[winged thistle]

augustinianust

Withdrew 8,441 from your bank!

[main oak]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

augustinianust

Result: Push, money back

**Your Hand**

Value: 17

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 17

[main oak]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

augustinianust

Result: Loss -8,441

**Your Hand**

Value: 17

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 21

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in 627 as ransom.

Reply #726395

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You were attacked by two human soldiers before a human royal arrived, and stopped the men in their tracks. They paid a tribute of 374 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.

Reply #1500988

[main oak]

Fuck

,work

[winged thistle]

augustinianust

A human kingdom hired you to revive their crops. Upon arrival you make rain flood their lands, and are gifted 757 for your good work!

Reply #718754

[main oak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

augustinianust

You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with 477 in loot.

Reply #726420

[main oak]

,bj all

[winged thistle]

augustinianust

Result: Push, money back

**Your Hand**

Value: Soft 19

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 19

[modern kayak]

,roulette 500 2nd

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 500 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[main oak]

,roulette all 1-12

[winged thistle]

augustinianust

You have placed a bet of 1,234 on 1-12.

Time remaining: 23 seconds

The ball landed on: black 17!

Winners:
@modern kayak won 1500

[modern kayak]

,roulette 500 2nd

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 500 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 12!

No Winners :(

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. Almost all of the attacking force gets slaughtered in the first five minutes, the survivors flee in fear. Patching you up cost 228 after you escape from the angry bandits.

Reply #726402

[modern kayak]

,2ork

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid 959.

Reply #718722

[dense quiver]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid 667, based off the value of what you gathered.

Reply #718725

[dense quiver]

,crime

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You decide to betray your kingdom in exchange for money. After assassinating the king, you meet with the other conspirators. They double-cross you, but you manage to escape with 613

Reply #726421

[dense quiver]

,bal

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

281,153

Bank:

527,612

Total:

808,765

[dense quiver]

, roulette 10000 1st

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 10,000 on 1st.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[modern kayak]

,roulette 500 2nd

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 500 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 3 seconds

The ball landed on: black 20!

Winners:
@modern kayak won 1500

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You forge valuable paintings and sell them for 756 to unsuspecting collectors.

Reply #4845771

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You earn 341 in sacrifices from a kingdom for dropping a few dozen nukes on their rival.

Reply #726414

[modern kayak]

,roulette 500 2nd

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 500 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[dense quiver]

, roulette 20000 2nd

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 20,000 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 27 seconds

The ball landed on: red 32!

Winners:
@modern kayak won 1500
@dense quiver won 60000

[dense quiver]

,bal

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

311,153

Bank:

527,612

Total:

838,765

[modern kayak]

,bal

[winged thistle]

phy7o

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

10,567

Bank:

57,993

Total:

68,560

[modern kayak]

,roulette 1000 2nd

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 1,000 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 10!

No Winners :(

[modern kayak]

,roulette 1090 2nd

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 1,090 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[dense quiver]

, roulette 10000 3rd

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 10,000 on 3rd.

Time remaining: 27 seconds

The ball landed on: black 13!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

, roulette 20000 1st

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 20,000 on 1st.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[modern kayak]

, roulette 3000 2nd

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 3,000 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 17 seconds

[modern kayak]

🙏

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on: red 3!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

shit

[modern kayak]

[dense quiver]

, roulette 30000 2nd

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 30,000 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[modern kayak]

,roulette all 2nd

,roulette all 2nd

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 5,477 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 19 seconds

[dense quiver]

,bal @modern kayak

[winged thistle]

phy7o

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

57,993

Total:

57,993

The ball landed on: black 29!

Winners:
@dense quiver won 90000
@modern kayak won 16431

[dense quiver]

very nice mate

[modern kayak]

Right

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate 576 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.

Reply #4845788

[dense quiver]

,bal

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

341,153

Bank:

527,612

Total:

868,765

phy7o

Selling berries harvested from a nuclear wasteland, you earn 829 and a fairly large amount of angry people with extra limbs.

Reply #726393

[modern kayak]

Very close mate 👍

[dense quiver]

thxx

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You cannot commit a crime for 52 seconds.

[modern kayak]

,roulette 2500 2nd

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 2,500 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 8!

Winners:
@modern kayak won 7500

[dense quiver]

, roulette 10000 1st

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 10,000 on 1st.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[modern kayak]

,roulette 3000 2nd

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 3,000 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 14 seconds

The ball landed on: red 9!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

, roulette 20000 2nd

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 20,000 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[modern kayak]

,roulette 2000 2nd

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 2,000 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 16 seconds

The ball landed on: black 17!

Winners:
@dense quiver won 60000
@modern kayak won 6000

[dense quiver]

welll

2 is number mystic i guess

[modern kayak]

Right

,bal @dense quiver

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

371,153

Bank:

527,612

Total:

898,765

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You decide to smuggle a shipment of illegal potions across the border. The guards are suspicious, but you manage to bribe them with a few bottles, and they let you through. You successfully sell the potions for 358, but soon after, you start experiencing strange side effects, and realize that you accidentally drank one of the potions yourself. The good news is, you now have super strength and can lift a horse with ease. The bad news is, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions, and the local authorities are on your tail.

Reply #4845778

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining 357.

Reply #718750

[modern kayak]

Pretty close now mate

,roulette 2500 2nd

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 2,500 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[dense quiver]

yeah

i think must 1 mil today

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on: red 23!

Winners:
@modern kayak won 7500

[dense quiver]

, roulette 10000 1st

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 10,000 on 1st.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[modern kayak]

,roulette 5000 2nd

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 5,000 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 17 seconds

The ball landed on: black 15!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

, roulette 20000 2nd

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 20,000 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[dense quiver]

,bal @modern kayak

[modern kayak]

,roulette 3500 2nd

[winged thistle]

phy7o

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

24,551

Bank:

57,993

Total:

82,544

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 3,500 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 20 seconds

[dense quiver]

cool

[winged thistle]

The ball landed on: black 22!

No Winners :(

[dense quiver]

, roulette 30000 3rd

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 30,000 on 3rd.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[modern kayak]

, roulette 5000 2nd

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You have placed a bet of 5,000 on 2nd.

Time remaining: 8 seconds

The ball landed on: black 33!

Winners:
@dense quiver won 90000

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

Your attempt to put down golden ore and sacrifice it so you earn some coins results in the gold falling back on you from the sky. Fixing your jaw cost you 296

Reply #726422

[modern kayak]

,work

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You spend your day planting wheat seeds, gaining 905.

Reply #718717

[dense quiver]

,bal

[winged thistle]

tersesat

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

401,153

Bank:

527,612

Total:

928,765

[modern kayak]

,crime

[winged thistle]

phy7o

You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 6 seconds.

[dense quiver]

,pay @modern kayak 10000

[winged thistle]

tersesat

@modern kayak has received your 10,000

[modern kayak]

TY mate👍

[dense quiver]

np

, roulette 10000 1st

[winged thistle]

tersesat

You have placed a bet of 10,000 on 1st.

Time remaining: 30 seconds