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760,420
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760,420
, roulette 100 3rd
You have placed a bet of
100 on 3rd.
,work
You spied on an enemy orc territory, and gathered useful information. You were paid
872.
,crime
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
699 without getting caught.
,bj all
Result: Loss
-1,571

Value: 18

Value: 21
The ball landed on: red 9!
Winners:
@pulsar gust won
300
, roulette 100 1st
You have placed a bet of
100 on 1st.
The ball landed on: black 33!
No Winners :(
, work
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
274.
, crime
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
286 in the process.
, roulette 100 2nd
You have placed a bet of
100 on 2nd.
The ball landed on: black 4!
No Winners :(
, roulette 200 2nd
You have placed a bet of
200 on 2nd.
The ball landed on: black 29!
Winners:
@pulsar gust won
600
, work
You cannot work for 5 seconds.
, roulette 100 3rd
You have placed a bet of
100 on 3rd.
,bal
, roulette 200 3rd
You have placed a bet of
200 on 3rd.
The ball landed on: red 25!
No Winners :(
, work
A friendly elven royal hired you to wash her clothes. You make them sparkly clean, and receive
446 for your good work!
, crime
After kidnapping an elven village leader, you take in… one less limb - your left arm - because you don't kidnap an armed swordsman. He immediately apologizes for the inconvenience and offers help of an elven medic for
153. Oh, those elves…
, roulette 400 3rd
You have placed a bet of
400 on 3rd.
The ball landed on: red 21!
Winners:
@pulsar gust won
1200
, roulette 100 1st
You have placed a bet of
100 on 1st.
The ball landed on: black 28!
Winners:
@pulsar gust won
300
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&1009870404443197500> |
12,000 (cash)
,work
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
608.
,crime
You join a group of notorious pirates and successfully raid a wealthy shipping vessel. You manage to grab
432 in gold and jewels. However, your greed gets the best of you and you end up getting marooned on a deserted island with only a fraction of the loot.
, roulette 100 2nd
You have placed a bet of
100 on 2nd.
The ball landed on: red 5!
Winners:
@pulsar gust won
300
,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&591002534089457710> |
75,000 (cash)
2 - <@&1009870372734259271> |
20,000 (cash)
,bal
, roulette 100 3rd
You have placed a bet of
100 on 3rd.
@analog vector how's it going?
The ball landed on: black 2!
No Winners :(
, roulette 200 3rd
You have placed a bet of
200 on 3rd.
The ball landed on: black 22!
No Winners :(
Same I'm just trying to get back some cash before getting to bed
, work
You are paid to build a Napalm Bomb. They grant you
699.
, crime
You "print" yourself
380 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
, roulette 400 3rd
You have placed a bet of
400 on 3rd.
,work
You helped train a group of elven soldiers, earning
827.
,crime
You "print" yourself
528 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,dep all
Deposited
761,775 to your bank!
The ball landed on: black 22!
No Winners :(
, roulette 800 3rd
You have placed a bet of
800 on 3rd.
The ball landed on: red 36!
Winners:
@pulsar gust won
2400
,bal
, roulette 100 1st
You have placed a bet of
100 on 1st.
The ball landed on: black 29!
No Winners :(
, roulette 200 1st
You have placed a bet of
200 on 1st.
The ball landed on: black 35!
No Winners :(
, work
You infiltrate the zombie community by pretending to be mindlessly walking around, bumping into trees. You steal a large piece of their favourite building "Golden Brain" and sell it on the auction for
851
, crime
You decide to break into the Royal Treasury and rob it blind. The guards turn out to be easy targets and you manage to get away with
385. However, as you start counting your loot, you realize that the gold is cursed, and you now have to deal with a horde of angry ghosts haunting you every night. But hey, at least you have enough money to hire a priest to exorcise them, right?
, roulette 400 1st
You have placed a bet of
400 on 1st.
The ball landed on: red 19!
Winners:
@pulsar gust won
1200
, roulette 100 2nd
You have placed a bet of
100 on 2nd.
The ball landed on: black 22!
No Winners :(
, work
An elven kingdom hired you to fill their waters with piranha, as to help defend against nearby hostiles. You flood their waters with piranha and are paid
961.
, crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
645, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
, roulette 200 2nd
You have placed a bet of
200 on 2nd.
,work
You establish a new trade route with a distant land, bringing exotic goods and spices to your kingdom. The profits from the venture earn you
839.
,crime
You decide to betray your own kingdom in return for a large sum of coins. Unfortunately, the plot gets discovered, but your merciful king charges you with only
298
The ball landed on: red 32!
Winners:
@pulsar gust won
600
,bj all
Result: Dealer bust
541

Value: 20

Value: 26
,bj all
Result: Loss
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Value: 17

Value: 18
, roulette 100 3rd
You have placed a bet of
100 on 3rd.
The ball landed on: black 29!
No Winners :(
, roulette 200 3rd
You have placed a bet of
200 on 3rd.
The ball landed on: black 6!
Winners:
@pulsar gust won
600
,bal
, roulette 100 1st
You have placed a bet of
100 on 1st.
The ball landed on: black 13!
Winners:
@pulsar gust won
300
, work
A village sacrifices
118 for you to put down a beautiful golden brain near their town hall.
, crime
You try to sell a fake magical artifact to a group of gullible adventurers. They quickly realize it's a fake and they turn on you. You barely escape with your life and lose
157 in the process.
,work
Maxim decided to be extra generous and give you
862 for no reason at all... I know, what a nice guy!
,crime
You "print" yourself
593 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,with all
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761,775 from your bank!
Result: 1875.000000
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,collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&1009870419005821059> |
3,000 (cash)
,work
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you
360 in commissions for future projects.
,crime
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
446, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
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736,995
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Winners:
@feral current won
450,000
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,dep 400000
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400,000 to your bank!
,bal
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You were hired by a dwarven king to find a wanted woman. The king allowed you to bring soldiers to assist capturing her. Upon finding the woman, you and the soldiers return her to the king. You were compensated
253.
,crime
You "print" yourself
733 by spawning golden ore, mining it and then sacrificing it to yourself.
,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
64,465
400,000
464,465
You have placed a bet of
32,232 on 1-12
You have placed a bet of
32,233 on 13-24
,with all
Withdrew
400,000 from your bank!
The ball landed on black 22
Winners:
@feral current won
96,699
,bal
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3,000 on 13-24
The ball landed on red 1
No winners
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100 on 1-12
The ball landed on red 21
No winners
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on 1-12
The ball landed on black 8
Winners:
@feral current won
900,000
,bal
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Deposited
1,000,000 to your bank!
,bal
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93,599
1,000,000
1,093,599
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100 on 13-24
The ball landed on black 35
No winners
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100 on 25-36
The ball landed on red 25
Winners:
@feral current won
300
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100 on 25-36
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46,799 on 1-12
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You spend your day walking through the forest, marking trees which require chopping, gaining
569.
,crime
You steal a valuable artifact from a museum and manage to sell it for
612 on the black market.
,work
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you
760.
,crime
You pickpocket a rich noble and manage to steal
738 without getting caught.
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You decide to steal a valuable necklace from a wealthy merchant. As you're sneaking into his house, you trip over a vase and make a loud noise. The merchant wakes up, catches you in the act, and calls the guards. You barely manage to escape, but not before the merchant recognizes you and puts a bounty on your head. Now you have to deal with the shame of failure and the fear of being caught, all while paying off a
126 debt to a fence who promised to protect you.
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You are hired to construct a Czar Bomba, getting paid
995.
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You decide to join a gang of thieves and rob a wealthy lord's mansion. You successfully sneak in and steal
561 worth of jewels and art. However, the lord turns out to be a powerful necromancer and he resurrects the statues and paintings to come after you. You barely escape with your life and a newfound respect for the undead.
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851 as a desperate apology. You watched their inevitable execution the next day.
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You grew a heart and compensated the potential victims with
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Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
806,404
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806,404
,work
You were hired by a group of dwarven miners, and got paid
565, based off the value of what you gathered.
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
208
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An orcish city is plagued, and you are hired to help filter the population. Upon making the quarantine you are rewarded
689.
,crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.
Woah! You're using commands too quickly.
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
520
,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
763,970
0
763,970
,work
You lead a successful military campaign against a neighboring kingdom, securing valuable land and resources for your kingdom. The spoils of war earn you
333.
,crime
You decide to forge a priceless painting and sell it to a wealthy collector. The painting looks so authentic that even the experts can't tell it's a fake. You manage to sell it for
560, but as you're celebrating, the buyer's wife shows up and recognizes the painting as a family heirloom that was stolen from them years ago. You're now facing a difficult moral dilemma: return the painting and lose your profits, or keep the money and risk getting caught.
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Deposited
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After capturing the escaped Langton ants you get rewarded with
755 by the Royal Ant Keeper.
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,bj 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 26

Value: 2
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You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid
388.
,crime
You infiltrate the secret laboratory of a mad scientist and manage to steal their latest invention. It turns out to be a potion that can turn lead into gold. You sell it to a gullible nobleman for
705, but little do you know the potion is actually a deadly poison that slowly kills anyone who ingests it.
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,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
753,063
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I faked being sick and my mom gave me
158 because she felt bad... I felt the worst in the end, though. (Don't lie kids)
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
239
,collect
You can next collect income <t:1746198097:R>.
Set a reminder in 9 hours from now (<t:1746196519:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
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692,982
0
692,982
,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
22,373,105
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22,373,105
,work
You are hired to construct a batch of grenades, gaining
900.
,crime
You decide to pickpocket a wizard on the streets of Roanh-Murpark. Unfortunately, the wizard is a member of the Hidden University and he catches you in the act. He curses you with a permanent bad luck charm and you end up losing
195 trying to undo the curse.
, roulette 700 0
You have placed a bet of
700 on 0.
,roulette 300000 13-24
You have placed a bet of
300,000 on 13-24.
The ball landed on: red 27!
No Winners :(
,work
You work at the farm, watering the crops. After another day you get the usual pay of
226
,bj 100+
,bal
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
22,073,107
0
22,073,107
,bj 100
Result: Win
100

Value: 18

Value: 17
,dep all
Deposited
13,871 to your bank!
,collect-income
You can next collect income <t:1746198069:R>.
,bal
,work
You cannot work for 17 seconds.
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. The immediate charge of the human army and the following pillage works out in your favour, as you earn
649
,work
You were hired to help complete a human stronghold, gaining
714.
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You loot the bodies after the Battle of Heldor for
661 worth in coins and gems.
,crime
You join the Bandits of Nordfall and launch a daring strike right at the dwarven capital. It succeeds, although with major casualties. Nevertheless, you get away with
423
You become a master counterfeiter and start printing your own money. You manage to dupe the local merchants and accumulate
623 in fake coins. However, you soon realize that the royal mint has caught on to your scheme and is hot on your trail.
,work
A rich citizen sacrifices
386 to become immortal. You hit him with lightning, but he still doesn't get the trait… The citizen dies after the 7th try. At least you keep the money.
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,bj 100
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
0 in cash.
,work
Being a mercenary has never been so profitable. You claim the reward of
136 for 29 orcish heads.
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,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
604,445
0
604,445
Rigged
Result: 100.000000
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You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you
885 in commissions for future projects.
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,bj 100
Result: Win
100

Value: 20

Value: 19
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You help the local rebels in staging a revolt against the tyrannical king. After seizing the throne, they pay you
574 for your service.
,crime
You decide to scavenge the ruins of a castle. You happily walk away with
379 in loot.
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609,403
You spend your day farming the wheat fields, getting paid
847.
,crime
You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs
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Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
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642,069
,work
You become the chief architect for the construction of a grand cathedral in the capital city. Your design impresses the king and earns you
396 in commissions for future projects.
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