📷worldbox-screenshots

[grand dove]

are the archmages that bad?

[stuck zephyr]

this is an extremely patriotic weapon

[grand dove]

how are the archmages uh

crazy

[elfin sphinx]

Far seer loves creating large lava explosions

i just include them as mages

mb

[grand dove]

really?

zamn

what far seer does to a mf

😔

[elfin sphinx]

it might be in conflict with another mod so ima just have ur mod enabled and see if it still does that

[grand dove]

it's not, too much lightning does actually create lava

[elfin sphinx]

yeh ik

[grand dove]

although idk how a unit can attack so fast to create lava to begin with

[elfin sphinx]

other mods ^

[grand dove]

now that's just an other mods moment

[elfin sphinx]

yeh has wha i was sayn

[grand dove]

other mods:
my mod:

[stuck zephyr]

waiting for syria to revolt

they are very prepared to defeat the frogs

[silver crow]

Syria!

[elfin sphinx]

you gon talk bad about simple gui and powerbox like that

[grand dove]

other mods:
simplegui and powerbox:
my mod:

[silver crow]

...

[elfin sphinx]

there we go

[stuck zephyr]

you dissin crazybox?

[grand dove]

i would never bri'ish man

[stuck zephyr]

without crazybox i wouldnt be able to make huge ass empires

[silver crow]

What country is that

[stuck zephyr]

Serbia

its definitely Serbia

[grand dove]

anyway tried making a worldbox flag in paint.net, opinions?

[elfin sphinx]

art of war does the same thing

thas good

[silver crow]

No

[stuck zephyr]

good

[silver crow]

Its albania

[stuck zephyr]

i know

[elfin sphinx]

There should be a mod for custom flags 🙄

[stuck zephyr]

it was sarcasm

[silver crow]

I know

[grand dove]

i would just use an image of an among us

so no

there should not

be a mod for custom flags

[elfin sphinx]

U just made me think there should even more

[stuck zephyr]

yes he was definitely alive in 1936

[silver crow]

Oh no.

[elfin sphinx]

I usually dont play on maps that a taller than wide

feels weird

[stuck zephyr]

im gonna make rojava rebellious too

so its all of syria

[silver crow]

It will be funny if albania takes over the italy bc of ww2

Wait

[stuck zephyr]

i mean

since its 1936 albania exists

[silver crow]

Why i have grasshopper

[stuck zephyr]

all syria needs to do is kick the door and the whole rotten structure of france will come crumbling down

[elfin sphinx]

Britain, u want a civ?

[silver crow]

If balkan united it will be bad

[elfin sphinx]

Just tell me what u want it to control and i'll make it a civ

not map wars just making civs

[silver crow]

That map looks fresh for war and story

[stuck zephyr]

0 troops in albania

[silver crow]

What....

NOOOOOOOOO

[stuck zephyr]

can i have land here

[elfin sphinx]

albania is being nice

[stuck zephyr]

this random ass island

[silver crow]

Yes

[elfin sphinx]

if they had troops they'd kill everyone

[silver crow]

Albania is neutral now

[elfin sphinx]

this one?

[silver crow]

True

Atleast albania doesn't have the hoxha dude

[elfin sphinx]

an albanian soldier is equal to that of a god

[silver crow]

They reload faster

[elfin sphinx]

they dont need to reload

[silver crow]

And have most bunker

[elfin sphinx]

the bullets just manifest

[stuck zephyr]

ALBANIA HAS 1 TROOP

[silver crow]

OMG

[elfin sphinx]

OH NO

THE WORLD IS DOOMED

[stuck zephyr]

YUGOSLAVIA AND GREECE IS FUCKED

[silver crow]

LONG LIVE ALBANIA

[elfin sphinx]

An albanian bullet travels at the speed of light

[silver crow]

Për kosova!

[stuck zephyr]

ALBANIA HAS 2 TROOPS

[fluid drum]

what map yo doing

[elfin sphinx]

NOOO

[silver crow]

OH GOD

[fluid drum]

hey gb

[stuck zephyr]

europe 1936

[fluid drum]

new Picture?

[silver crow]

Give them best loot

[fluid drum]

new profile pic*

[silver crow]

Give albania best loot

[stuck zephyr]

OH GOD THEY DONT EVEN HAVE TO RELOAD

[silver crow]

YES

Yes

[elfin sphinx]

Also what should I name it?

[stuck zephyr]

prince paul shakes in his boots

[silver crow]

OH NO

[stuck zephyr]

anything

[silver crow]

Gib albania troops all best loot

[stuck zephyr]

IT BEGINS

[silver crow]

OH NO

Scary battel

[stuck zephyr]

ITS THE KLA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwp-pbKMZFg

[silver crow]

PËR KOSOVA

Best music ever

[fluid drum]

how big is your map lol

[stuck zephyr]

kosova eshte shqiptare

@fluid drum

its Europe

so it doesnt need to be big

[fluid drum]

ima use diversitycrate to create like tribes and stuf

[silver crow]

We should make albania stronger

[stuck zephyr]

their bows do 200 damage lol

and they got fast fire

albania is doing this for kosovo

LOL

albania wins!

but now italy declares war on albania

oh wow i wasnt paying attention

[fluid drum]

lol

[stuck zephyr]

1st natural republican spain victory

italian invasion of albania

[elfin sphinx]

Britain on a scale of 1-5 how great would you be at stewardship?

[stuck zephyr]

2

i pick 2 cuz

yes

i cant really think of a reason

just yes

[elfin sphinx]

I might decrease that from 1-3

5 is ur just the god of stewardship

[stuck zephyr]

oh

i should be 5 😎

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

jk

keep it at 2

[elfin sphinx]

This is 5 fyi

back to 2

[stuck zephyr]

OH MY GOD

Soviet civil war

[elfin sphinx]

another one 💀

[stuck zephyr]

the soviet union enters an era of major instability

with chechnya once again becoming rebellious too

im making sure not to favourite the chechen leader otherwise he might become king

[pallid elm]

Sorry if I sound dumb, but which trait is this?

[stuck zephyr]

short sighted - found in regular units

[pallid elm]

I have looked at 1000+ units and still haven't found it,

[fluid drum]

;p;

[stuck zephyr]

oh boy

[elfin sphinx]

thats what i was thinking should I include more or less territory?

[stuck zephyr]

you'll get there eventually

[fluid drum]

how the

[stuck zephyr]

good enough

[elfin sphinx]

alright

[fluid drum]

the hive peopel are just breaking the roman infastructure but the ai isnt programmed to attack

so the poor Humans are jsut rebuilding it

but it just gets destroyed

living his life in siberia

[stuck zephyr]

the era of soviet instability is getting worse and worse

[fluid drum]

The Artic cold republic are the first to incite a goverment and instanly become a growing power

[stuck zephyr]

the chechens refuse orders to help in the civil war

LOL

the capital is rostov

[fluid drum]

how do you get that

nothing happens in my corner

i have to check world history

[stuck zephyr]

press this

in civilizations, kingdoms and villages

the chechens also dont agree with the russian federation but decide to help in the war anyways

a swedish-norwegian war

[pallid elm]

Yes! I found a short sighted person

[stuck zephyr]

4 faction russian civil war

[stuck zephyr]

congrats

[pallid elm]

Thanks lad, enjoy your game.

[fluid drum]

The Romanic tribes would split off and form 5 Nations establishing th e first order in euroo

[stuck zephyr]

the soviet government falls as moscow is captured

[fluid drum]

3 new nations on the british isels form

[stuck zephyr]

im a celt 😎

[fluid drum]

tf

[fluid drum]

im spinning a wheel to see what happens

like expand

form into nations

ect

[fluid drum]

it made me split the uk up even more

[silent ferry]

What are the two missing traits and how do I get them ?

[ruby rapids]

Tumor and zombie infection

[stuck zephyr]

the leader of the third german reich is assassinated - causing large instability

[silent ferry]

Thank you

[fluid drum]

with the new winter coming in the siberians loose some land to the west of there nation

[stuck zephyr]

im too lazy to simulate winters

[elfin sphinx]

im tempted to just make it Republic of London

[fluid drum]

bro this wheel loves rome

it keeps picking rome

@stuck zephyr 1-6

[stuck zephyr]

4

how many times

is chechnya

gonna rebel

[fluid drum]

Iberian Overpopulation be like

[fluid drum]

where dat

russia?

[stuck zephyr]

yes

[fluid drum]

ahsaha

[stuck zephyr]

i like how its mainly places that are majority muslim

except ukraine

[fluid drum]

yo

What part of uk you from

like south?

[stuck zephyr]

Yorkshire

[fluid drum]

or north

[stuck zephyr]

in the north

england

[fluid drum]

choose 1-4

Choose wisely

[stuck zephyr]

a crimean

[stuck zephyr]

3

[fluid drum]

bruh

srrsly

[stuck zephyr]

what

[fluid drum]

rigged

[stuck zephyr]

what

[fluid drum]

Irland was 1 Celta was 2 Yorskhire was 3 Cornwall was 4..

probally should be called york

ima change that

no our tea supply

[stuck zephyr]

are you sure you didnt just rig it now

to make it so i always lose

[fluid drum]

i didnt

you can see the 1-4 layout i did

it makes sense

it stopped lol

only destroyed 1 hjouse

[fluid drum]

look how rude ireland is

you have no west coast

uh oh

i just heard a cannon

british culture

[stuck zephyr]

LOL

THE CHECHENS

[fluid drum]

look at this culture

ayi

roman is more developed than the mayans

hacks

what<

[stuck zephyr]

Battle for Lapland

sweden vs finland

[fluid drum]

Pov:You picked a good spot to base your country

[stuck zephyr]

sweden just lost bruhh

[fluid drum]

look at dis

real rivers exist here

definetly

[stuck zephyr]

here come the swedes

[formal silo]

Wtf

[fluid drum]

ez

smart placement

[formal silo]

Orks like having such big armies

[sterile shard]

How do you upgrade your soldiers like that

[formal silo]

Interesting mod

[stuck zephyr]

2nd battle for lapland

[fluid drum]

so close yet so far

lol

[frail river]

Its easy

Turn on inf resources and have max cultures

[stuck zephyr]

northern region of norway are kept apart of sweden instead of annexed by finland

[sterile shard]

Thats all?

[frail river]

Yeah

[fluid drum]

nooo

[frail river]

And just wait for like 5-10 mins

[sterile shard]

Oh i mean without debug system

[frail river]

It takes a while for the units to make all the gear

[sterile shard]

Using debug is something like cheating

[frail river]

Without? U can just spam admanite ore

On them

[sterile shard]

Ok

[frail river]

24/7

The whole game is a cheat bro

Thats the point

Ur god

[sterile shard]

Im doing a challenge

[frail river]

Oh

[sterile shard]

Thats why

[stuck zephyr]

swedish naval invasion of helsinki

[frail river]

Bro Britain pog chill with the pictures

Just record the whole thing and post

[fluid drum]

york actually is better since the fire

[frail river]

[stuck zephyr]

absolutely not

[frail river]

Why

[stuck zephyr]

cuz

screenshots are easier

[frail river]

._.

[stuck zephyr]

full scale invasion of finland

mainly lapland

[frail river]

Nuke one nation

[stuck zephyr]

why

[frail river]

Cuz

Its funny

[fluid drum]

rigged wheel

[stuck zephyr]

no

[fluid drum]

its anti-british

[stuck zephyr]

it'd ruin it all

[frail river]

Nuke Uk

UK

[stuck zephyr]

why

[fluid drum]

I QUIT

I ACTUALLY QUIT

this is a personall attack

[frail river]

Or...

You could make one Op unit

[fluid drum]

ima throw tea at the wheel

[frail river]

And have the op unit

Go to war against all your nations

Give him all the traits

All the weapons

All the levels

[sterile shard]

Btw whats the fastest race (creating armor,guns,houses)

[fluid drum]

Keeping Northern Island in open rebellion and little control celtra sells it to irland for some moneys

[frail river]

Humans

[sterile shard]

What about elves?

[frail river]

They suck

[stuck zephyr]

4 facitons in the russian civil war once again

[fluid drum]

Gb

do it right this time

1 2 3 or 4

[frail river]

If u wanna know the best race its dwarves

[stuck zephyr]

for what

[fluid drum]

just pick 1-4

[frail river]

Second best is orcs

[stuck zephyr]

1

[sterile shard]

And third?

[frail river]

Third best is humans

[fluid drum]

irland gonna get some pirates

[frail river]

Last is elves

[stuck zephyr]

oh no

[sterile shard]

Okay

[stuck zephyr]

what have i done

[fluid drum]

tbh

[stuck zephyr]

i made the piratist union of ireland

[fluid drum]

i think all of great britain might all die

to the pirates

[sterile shard]

But orcs are dumb the only thing that makes them OP is being violent

[frail river]

But they are powerful

[stuck zephyr]

scandinavia erupts into civil war just as it basically united

[fluid drum]

incoming

[frail river]

They have strong built in stats

[fluid drum]

ayo they leaving

[frail river]

3% armor highest damage out of any ubit

[sterile shard]

Oh okay

[frail river]

What makes dwarves better tho

[fluid drum]

spoke tos oon

[frail river]

Is that they have a whopping 8% armor

[fluid drum]

NO THERE MAIN HIVE

they have no goverment anymore

[sterile shard]

Okay thanks @frail river

[frail river]

👍

[sterile shard]

You seem like you play this game pretty often

[frail river]

I do

[fluid drum]

Ireland tries to rebuild from this loss

[frail river]

Wait that's bad

[fluid drum]

meanwhile the pirates are bombing random places

[frail river]

Lemme find the better version

[fluid drum]

LOL IRELAND STOLE THE SHIP AND MADE IT A MILITTARY BOAT

[stuck zephyr]

the baltics all declare on each other

to see who will unite the baltics

its believed this will help defend from poland and the ussr

[fluid drum]

my guess

is estonia

The Whole british isles

[stuck zephyr]

theres 1 estonian soldier with an SMG

[fluid drum]

all have 1 cannon ship

each

[pallid elm]

What?

[fluid drum]

-its a mod

pirates are back

HOLY SHI

..

[pallid elm]

Can I get the mod name please?

[fluid drum]

Warbox

[pallid elm]

Thanks.

[fluid drum]

The Pirates havce travelled north to bomb some vikings

and near all of celta is gone

rip the british isels

The Pirate ship broke but will yorks population survive this attack

oh shi

[stuck zephyr]

estonian machine gunner

omg

estonias being strategic

they are waiting for latvia and lithuania to die so they can swoop in

[pallid elm]

Both of you seem very smart on worldbox, what are some good mods? (Other than powerbox)

[stuck zephyr]

crazybox

if you give a king the super intelligence trait then they can make bigger empires

and if you give it to a village leader

they'll be a good rebel leader

[fluid drum]

lo

l

[pallid elm]

😩 👍

[fluid drum]

yoiur name tho

[stuck zephyr]

LOL

THE MACHINE GUN FIRE HAS STARTED

[pallid elm]

wat bout it?

[stuck zephyr]

estonia just rained terror on lithuanian troops

[pallid elm]

I did that 10 minutes ago

[surreal harbor]

l like your pfp

👽

butt

[surreal harbor]

the british flag is kinda cringe

[stuck zephyr]

ez estonian win

[stuck zephyr]

so wrong

on many levels

[surreal harbor]

i have an idea

change the red in the flag

[stuck zephyr]

rip chechnya left all alone

[surreal harbor]

to the pink or purple of the flag

ez

[stuck zephyr]

the chechens are strong in this

they nearly united russia but then had a civil war

LOL

ESTONIAN MACHINE GUNNING

the last lithuanian resistance collapses

[pallid elm]

Is iceland on the map?

[stuck zephyr]

yes

[pallid elm]

Can you burn it? 🔥

[stuck zephyr]

currently owned by denmark

[stuck zephyr]

why

[pallid elm]

Idk it's quite Icy up there😎

[stuck zephyr]

should i make iceland declare independence

from denmark

look at denmarks power

[pallid elm]

Yes and then make war beetween Kalmar and Denmark

Would be hot

[stuck zephyr]

the russian civil war intensifies

[pallid elm]

Russia such a mess

[stuck zephyr]

The Kalmar Union funds and supplies the island of Iceland, and tells it to rebel in which it follows. The Kalmar Union then declares war on the Kingdom of Denmark to assist the new icelandic rebels.

[pallid elm]

Nice lore

Also why is the king/Queen in Greenland?

[stuck zephyr]

denmarks not racist towards the greenlandic people

[pallid elm]

I know but why?

[stuck zephyr]

THERES A PERSON FROM CHECHNYA IN ICELAND

IM GIVING THAT PERSON A MACHINE GUN

[pallid elm]

Isolate him surround him by mountains and give him the immortal trait

[pallid elm]

That works too

[stuck zephyr]

chechnya

LOL HES ACTUALLY GOT HISTORY ALREADY

hes got a sword with 6 kills and is a soldier meaning he fought in the russian civil war in chechnya but then moved to iceland for some reason

[pallid elm]

No he got banished, just like Lenin

[stuck zephyr]

oh yeah

[pallid elm]

He is writting propaganda probably

[stuck zephyr]

cuz chechnya is currently under a new regime

the republic of russia

which is actually fascist in disguise

[pallid elm]

Make him a rebel😎

Do you have powerbox?

[stuck zephyr]

yes

thats how im giving him a machine gun

this guy from chechnya lives in iceland

he is an icelandic soldier

[pallid elm]

Jesus

Is it Lenin in disguise?

[stuck zephyr]

lenin was from st petersburg

chechnya is in southern russia

wait no

[pallid elm]

I know, but the dude could have immigrated when he was a child

[stuck zephyr]

lenin was from ulyanovsk

[stuck zephyr]

lenin never went to grozny

[fluid drum]

Irland and Cornwall would start there rebuilding of Great Britain

[stuck zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/chechen-gif-19236624

[fluid drum]

pro

[pallid elm]

Screw Cornwall

[stuck zephyr]

this is chechnya rn

i see nationalism in spain still exists

i thought the nationalism went extinct

[pallid elm]

Where is Andorra??? 😠

[fluid drum]

THE WHEEL KEEPS CHOSING PIRATES

bruhh

[stuck zephyr]

annexed by spain

[fluid drum]

now its pirates on messopotania

they are dead

[pallid elm]

Do a camp of wild bandits somewhere, they usually reak havoc

[fluid drum]

0: there military ddest4royed it

[stuck zephyr]

the second spanish civil war is equally as bloody as the first

[pallid elm]

If just one got the plague

[fluid drum]

Pirate raids reduced Messopotania to around half of its population but manage to keep the Messo Cathederal fine

[stuck zephyr]

bilbao is officially destroyed

with a windmill being their last building

[pallid elm]

Another win for the rest of the world

[fluid drum]

how did the fire get here

[pallid elm]

Dybbøl mølle battle vibes

[stuck zephyr]

nationalist spain falls for a second time

[pallid elm]

Third times the charm

[stuck zephyr]

https://youtu.be/ijVnGEV6pSY

[fluid drum]

BRO

THIS WHEEL IS RIGGED

nohting is good

[stuck zephyr]

the spirit of the nationalists dont fall yet though

[fluid drum]

time for a fire in siberia

[stuck zephyr]

the nationalists still remain in the north west of the country

[fluid drum]

OH SHI

WRONG SIZE

[pallid elm]

Make a cursed Tornado to put it out

[fluid drum]

was barely hit

1 house

but uh

[stuck zephyr]

the nationalists remain in north-western spain

even while annexed

[fluid drum]

lol

[pallid elm]

What "age" are you in?

[fluid drum]

idk

not many nations tho

two in africa 4 in asia about 10 in europe and 2 in north america

[pallid elm]

Inca, you need to add Inca😩

[fluid drum]

love the celtic ship near Cape Verde

[pallid elm]

Exploring

[fluid drum]

IMA ABOUT TO COMMIT A CRIME

[pallid elm]

Inca Empire is so underrated fr

[fluid drum]

its been fire 4 Times in a row

until the spanish came

and ruined it

in about 2 years

lol

[pallid elm]

Indeed

Disease is one hell of a weapon

[fluid drum]

best weapon

ever

[stuck zephyr]

battle for icelandic independence

[pallid elm]

Well and all the other factors

[fluid drum]

also guns vs Swords

well not swords

[fluid drum]

but Iron Tools

[pallid elm]

Spears?

[stuck zephyr]

thats so much arrows

[fluid drum]

Metallic tools vs Guns

[pallid elm]

tactics as well

[pallid elm]

Spain were some real cunts.

[stuck zephyr]

fuck it they get some flamethrowers

FLAMMENWERFER TIME

[fluid drum]

The Great morrocon Starvation has lead to over 90 people dying

[stuck zephyr]

OH GOD

im lagging heavily

[fluid drum]

that should fix it

wait how did the boats count as people

ah yes totally 59 people here

[pallid elm]

Don't the boats despawn if there are too many?

[fluid drum]

FINALLY NOT FIRE

[stuck zephyr]

uh oh

my worldbox is frozen

🥶

i dont think i should of gave them all flamethrowers

this was the last image i saw

[pallid elm]

tf

[left helm]

Thought you learned the first time lol

[stuck zephyr]

i did not learn a single thing it seems

[fluid drum]

British people dont learn

bruh Gb

did you know

that american Summer Holidays are 3 months long

when ours are 6 weeks

[stuck zephyr]

i cant even enter the window to alt and f4

[fluid drum]

aka 1.5Months

no wonder americans are so dumb

[stuck zephyr]

bro that sucks

[fluid drum]

they miss out so much scool time

[stuck zephyr]

nah i'd be happy as hell with 3 months

[fluid drum]

but i dont mind them having longer

cause it means when its our turn for summer holidays

the americans are still around

until like the last week

[pallid elm]

USA has 180 days of school a year

Britain has 190

Denmark has 200 bruh

[fluid drum]

we have way more than 190

well our school does

[pallid elm]

Google says otherwise.

[fluid drum]

we literally have

one 6 week holiday

then 3 other 1 week holidays

thats 9 weeks

while america has 12 weeks in summer alone

[pallid elm]

You also have special days.

Idk what is in Britain but I know you do

[stuck zephyr]

we dont

[fluid drum]

according to my math around 210 days

[stuck zephyr]

in my school we get

[fluid drum]

210 Days in the uk

not 190

[stuck zephyr]

1 6 week holiday
3 2 week holidays
6 1 week holidays

[pallid elm]

Yea you 100% do, all countries have days where you go off Indepence for most countries

[fluid drum]

we do

we have Random ass inset days

[pallid elm]

Exactly.

[fluid drum]

then we have bank holidays

[stuck zephyr]

we dont have an independence day

[fluid drum]

but there like 10 a yerar

ye we have no independance day

[pallid elm]

You have other shit

[stuck zephyr]

we've never had to revolt from anybody

[fluid drum]

lol

Romans

(:

[pallid elm]

Maybe Thanksgiving idk what is popular there.

[fluid drum]

ez

i want thanksgiving here

[stuck zephyr]

we had the queens jubilee but that was during a 2 week holiday

[fluid drum]

an excuse to eat a nice dinner

[pallid elm]

Neither have we danes.

[stuck zephyr]

no

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queens jubilee was a SCAM

[stuck zephyr]

they granted us independence cuz they had to defend rome

[fluid drum]

it was a 4 day weekend but for only adults

we had a halfterm going on

[stuck zephyr]

IKR

LEGIT

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ours was 1 week ):

why your holidays so long br

we have 2 two week holidays

winter and easter

dat it

[pallid elm]

Denmark has 200 days of school a year.

[fluid drum]

cool

[pallid elm]

No it's not.

[stuck zephyr]

it is

[fluid drum]

my school is like 200 days lol

[pallid elm]

It's quite a lot when you think about it

[stuck zephyr]

without yall being smart you wouldnt invent lego

[fluid drum]

ye

[pallid elm]

True but I ain't smart

[fluid drum]

what country u from

[pallid elm]

I dumb as hell in math and Danish.

[stuck zephyr]

denmark

[pallid elm]

bruh

[stuck zephyr]

they're from denmark

[fluid drum]

theyre from norway i think

[stuck zephyr]

no

[pallid elm]

He is*

[fluid drum]

Denmark-Norway

[stuck zephyr]

they literally speak danish

[pallid elm]

Miss those Days man

[stuck zephyr]

k

[pallid elm]

Only 1800s kids remeber

[mint ridge]

ello chat

[fluid drum]

bring it back

rn

[pallid elm]

Wish I oculd

[fluid drum]

no bring kalmar union back

[pallid elm]

but our Prime Minister is a right cunt

[mint ridge]

how are uB

?

[pallid elm]

No Sweden can fuck off

[stuck zephyr]

good

[mint ridge]

good goodd

[stuck zephyr]

i made belgium cook france with flamethrowers

[stuck zephyr]

LOL

[mint ridge]

how did the-

what

how did that one campaign go?

[stuck zephyr]

turkey won

[pallid elm]

Bro I was in Sweden for 1 week and got "mugged" twice

[mint ridge]

guessing it was happening on school days

[stuck zephyr]

yes

time to enter worldbox for the 6th time today

[mint ridge]

u wanna do another one?

[stuck zephyr]

after crashing 3 times from the flamethrowers

[mint ridge]

lmao

[stuck zephyr]

ima be republican spain

[mint ridge]

show entire map

[stuck zephyr]

wait no ima be nationalist spain

[fluid drum]

ez

[mint ridge]

il be germany then

[pallid elm]

Where is Atlantis?
The map is incorrect

[pallid elm]

Bro im busting to that

[stuck zephyr]

near USA

[mint ridge]

spanish-german alliance?

[stuck zephyr]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

bet

im going Monarchist

so once francisco franco unites spain

im instantly rebelling

im a carlist

[mint ridge]

ok

[fluid drum]

Danish troops push into West Germany and capture hamburg

ez

[pallid elm]

And our colonial empire, of the US virgin islands, Greenland, Faroe islands and Iceland

[fluid drum]

lol

[pallid elm]

Germany weak🖕

[pallid elm]

what the fuck

[mint ridge]

actually il be france @stuck zephyr

[stuck zephyr]

ok

[pallid elm]

that hideous

[mint ridge]

i want to form the franco british union

[stuck zephyr]

france

i advise oyu not to hel prepublican spain

you*

help*

[mint ridge]

franco-spanish alliance

[stuck zephyr]

they are actually communists

[mint ridge]

ik, il be supporting u

[stuck zephyr]

oh also spain has more states now

there was an iberia update

[mint ridge]

oh

[stuck zephyr]

makes the civil war a lot more interesting onw

now

[mint ridge]

which is more powerful? britian or france?

[stuck zephyr]

france

[mint ridge]

good

[pallid elm]

Is that the Rhineland?

[mint ridge]

declare war on the UK

[stuck zephyr]

nice

nationalists won

[fluid drum]

At Long Last our great empire has returned

[stuck zephyr]

time to prepare to rebel in aragon

[pallid elm]

Based💪

[pallid elm]

Estonia to Denmark

[pallid elm]

We beat them once and god gave us our flag,

[fluid drum]

thats russian my bro

[stuck zephyr]

oh also

french syria is buffed @pallid elm

[mint ridge]

colony?

[stuck zephyr]

and @mint ridge

[pallid elm]

God was on our side the last time, he dropped a flag to us and we won the battle

[stuck zephyr]

yes

french mandate of syria

[pallid elm]

Syria stronk

[stuck zephyr]

britain also has a colony tho

Jordan and Palestine

[fluid drum]

what should i do to the map guys

[mint ridge]

jordan and isreal?

[fluid drum]

anything you want

[stuck zephyr]

yes

i think israel is the actual country

[mint ridge]

ima rename it isreal after its take over

[stuck zephyr]

but britain called the colony palestine

irl

[pallid elm]

Destroy France somehow, revolution maybe?

[stuck zephyr]

FUCK

NO

PORTUGAL IS SUPPORTING REPUBLICAN SPAIN

[mint ridge]

declare war on portugal

[stuck zephyr]

i hate portugal

[mint ridge]

il be declaring war on portugal

[stuck zephyr]

rn im not even a country leader yet

im a peasant in aragon

[mint ridge]

what

[stuck zephyr]

waiting to rebel

and bring back the monarchy

[fluid drum]

A New Russian supported Communist France breaks out in southern france capturing cities like nice and has a huge army and major supplies

[mint ridge]

hows my war going?

[stuck zephyr]

good

[pallid elm]

YES SCREW YOU FRANCE

[fluid drum]

France is in economic depression so the rebels have an easy chance

[stuck zephyr]

COMMUNIST CIVIL WAR

[pallid elm]

Make Andorra pelase I beg you

[fluid drum]

(lol i noramlly do this in another discord server but ima do it here today)

[mint ridge]

where is that?

also why civil wars?

[stuck zephyr]

your gonna have to surrender to britain and portugal

[fluid drum]

blam efrance they invaded them

[mint ridge]

wait pause

[stuck zephyr]

or i mean

make peace

yeah its paused

[pallid elm]

Fuck france

[mint ridge]

show me the situtation

[stuck zephyr]

we're both currently in a civil war

[mint ridge]

declare peace with britian

[stuck zephyr]

britain and portugal accept peace

[mint ridge]

and fuck the Portuguese

[fluid drum]

The Economically depressed france falls in days

[mint ridge]

i never said portugal

[stuck zephyr]

well i did

cuz

[pallid elm]

👍

[stuck zephyr]

jk

your still at war with portugal

[mint ridge]

did they learn from germany?

[stuck zephyr]

portugals very weak cuz it sent volunteers to republican spain

bloody commie bastards

[mint ridge]

hows it going?

[pallid elm]

You could give Normandy to Denmark-Norway, old viking days

[stuck zephyr]

i like how we're both against communists

[mint ridge]

could be worse

we still have normandy

[stuck zephyr]

portugal surrenders

[mint ridge]

get my colonial troops to the front lines

[stuck zephyr]

nationalist troops kicked their ass

[mint ridge]

good

[fluid drum]

ez

[pallid elm]

ANDORRA

[mint ridge]

i feel like the war is at a stalemate

[stuck zephyr]

your team is winning

the loyalists

[mint ridge]

good

[stuck zephyr]

by lots

your archers are very well trained

in a matter of a few weeks the communists fall

[fluid drum]

Monaco would become re-independant and would gain huge land including nice there new capital

[mint ridge]

easy win

ur war going well?

[stuck zephyr]

😭

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-disintergrating-meme-emoji-disintegrating-meme-gif-21239978

damn republicans

[mint ridge]

isnt going well for u

[stuck zephyr]

we will never accept the republic of spain to exist

[mint ridge]

yes

once my war is done, il help u out

[stuck zephyr]

deus patria rei

portugal enters a civil war

after being embarassed by french and spanish troops

[pallid elm]

Oi lads imam go take a crap brb

[stuck zephyr]

the south wants to restore the monarchy

and i agree with them 👍

oh also @mint ridge

russias in a civil war

[mint ridge]

oh?

[stuck zephyr]

meaning we dont have to be scared of them for a while

[mint ridge]

Big one?

[stuck zephyr]

yes

very big

[mint ridge]

Show

[stuck zephyr]

2 enemy ideologies

democracy and communism

[mint ridge]

We might be able to get a colony

hm

The soviets are going to win so theres no point in joining in

Also how am i doing?

[stuck zephyr]

you won the civil war

communists surrender

[mint ridge]

gg

[stuck zephyr]

their last fortress was brittany

pls help

[mint ridge]

alright how is my troop count doing?

[stuck zephyr]

the damn republic of spain is winning

[mint ridge]

Declare war on republican spain

show me world map

[stuck zephyr]

wait what

no

dont declare war on them

just send volunteers pls

[mint ridge]

Okay

[stuck zephyr]

to the nationalists

[mint ridge]

I will send volunteers

to the nationalists

[stuck zephyr]

then ill try to do a coup in united nationalist spain

and become the kingdom of spain

are you gonna go monarchist too or are you staying democratic

[mint ridge]

monarchist like u

[stuck zephyr]

i mean

you can just switch easy

since your already leader of the country

[mint ridge]

Yeah

[stuck zephyr]

the british demand you give normandy

they are taking advantage that you are currently weak

from civil war

[mint ridge]

Troop differences?

Show Western Europe

[stuck zephyr]

tbh not much

LOL

BRITAIN BACKS DOWN

YOU JUST GOT MORE TROOPS THAN THEM AGIAN

AGAIN

[mint ridge]

L

[mint ridge]

Delcare war on Belgium

[stuck zephyr]

germany declares war on austria

a new faction in the russian civil war

[mint ridge]

1 troop

[mint ridge]

the single troop gonna win the russian civil war

oh fuck hes dead

[stuck zephyr]

OH GOD

[mint ridge]

hm?

[stuck zephyr]

THAT SOVIET TROOP HAS A MACHINE GUN

[mint ridge]

hows my war going

[stuck zephyr]

300 attack damage

speed

not damage

[mint ridge]

holy shit

[stuck zephyr]

i always get attack speed and attack damage mixed up

[mint ridge]

i dont

[stuck zephyr]

civil war is still not over yet

[mint ridge]

what can I say execpt ur weclome

[stuck zephyr]

byt

but

your doing good against belgium

[stuck zephyr]

true

your the only reason the nationalists are winning

[wide prairie]

auto-generated name

[mint ridge]

ur my allie to the south

[stuck zephyr]

french minigunners stopping belgian advances

[mint ridge]

whats going on with germany?

lmao

[stuck zephyr]

Concerning

[wide prairie]

Anschluss?

[stuck zephyr]

NOW THERES 3 FRENCH MINIGUNNERS

[stuck zephyr]

yup

AYY

NEW ALLY

portugal requests to ally with you @mint ridge

[mint ridge]

is that my colony?

[stuck zephyr]

no

but they changed regime

went from a military dictatorship to monarchist

[mint ridge]

ima be honesty
i want u to control iberia

[stuck zephyr]

iberian union

[mint ridge]

yeah

[stuck zephyr]

aight well we best keep portugal weak then

[mint ridge]

yup

[stuck zephyr]

coup time

[mint ridge]

and my war?

[stuck zephyr]

YES

i take power of spain

i revert nationalist spain to a monarchy

naming it the kingdom of spain

[mint ridge]

ok

and my war?

[stuck zephyr]

im now officially in power of spain