📷worldbox-screenshots

[silent ferry]

Hey coco

When’s the British man coming?

You know who I mean

[worldly flax]

Flower prints, short sighted ( glasses ), immortal, tumor infection, super health

[royal acorn]

im just wondering where did those green things come from

[silent ferry]

Yes

[worldly flax]

🤔

[clear nacelle]

you know how to get some of them?

[shadow estuary]

What trait is this

[worldly flax]

Probably by finding someone with those traits

[worldly flax]

Mush spores

[clear nacelle]

spores

[shadow estuary]

o

thx

[worldly flax]

Tf is Crete doing up there?

[steady dew]

How on earth does 818 people fit in that small place

[stable remnant]

Opinions?

[worldly flax]

Outside territories

[mellow locust]

Pattern recognition

[worldly flax]

Sus

[manic bear]

Amogus

[worldly flax]

Macedonia looks like turkiye

[clear nacelle]

thank you

[silent ferry]

Genonyche died at 551 A.C

[tiny nest]

Nah

[silent ferry]

His regin lasted for 28 years.

[tiny nest]

👍

[silent ferry]

and he died at his late seventies

[silent ferry]

yeah.

[silent ferry]

His regin was much prospereful like litugy

And the diplomatic relations with the orcs improved

[mild furnace]

Does anyone know what the traits I'm missing are

[tiny nest]

I want go to chicken rank :v

[tiny nest]

Give me picture

[silent ferry]

Flesh eater, greedy ,weak eue sight, paranoid

[stoic vale]

Can someone tell me why they not feeling this into there city is this a bug bc I have fast border growth on

[silent ferry]

I don't know the heart trait though

[mild furnace]

You get that for unlocking 70 other traits

I think

[silent ferry]

Who is fleeing?

[silent ferry]

correct

I see in the trait editor

It needs the super trait Explorer achievement

Which needs you to get 70 traits.

[silent ferry]

Phavado became the next monarch after 6 months of genonyche death in 551 A.C

For the Frist time a town leader from the northern village became king.

He was also a diplomatic king

And he was a pacifist but also unlucky

his regin was similar to genonyche

But he stopped the use of the royal relic Garden.

Which opina and genonyche both wore

[worldly flax]

Both kingdoms are at peace now

[lofty tree]

What rock is this?

[royal acorn]

dam

[stoic vale]

I meant growing into that wasteland of a war

[silent ferry]

He died at 568 A.C

[formal silo]

Fuuuck

[silent ferry]

His regin lasted for 17 years.

[formal silo]

My orc become mushroom man

[silent ferry]

oh nice achievement.

[formal silo]

Yes and sad

Rip my time trying to get king of kings

[silent ferry]

i got bored and came back to one of my old worlds

wars, wars, wars

[silent ferry]

F

Also don't make him scarred

Ottoman and Iraq vs Azer. Italy, Yugo and Ukraine vs Avar, Moscov and Ottoman. Polen vs Livonia

chaoooooooooos

So don't give him one eyed nor burnt traits

me when

wait, WHAT

ignore this

[fluid drum]

temple base

damn this is cool

[silent ferry]

IRAQ STOLE IT LMAO

[normal bear]

Funny

Ah yes

But it must also constantly rain

(to represent hurricanes)

[silent ferry]

Azerbeijani Empire is now a thing

[fluid drum]

giant ass earthquake

[silent ferry]

Italy is massinvading Greece

2 meteors in one year

b r u h

[unreal topaz]

need help on King Of Kings achievement, what other traits should I give him?

[royal acorn]

hmm

i did a test to see if a big nation can fight on two fronts

against small nations with like 800

i mean 8000

or 5000

[unreal topaz]

he has it

[silent ferry]

this one dumbfuck empire tryna take over my whole place and it's barely even been established

he's killed off five fucking empires

[silent ferry]

he has to be unscarred right

[unreal topaz]

yeah

[silent ferry]

alr

[unreal topaz]

need 20 traits

rn i have 12

after giving him stuff like plague and tumor he'll have 16 but im doing those at rhe end

so i need 4 more traits

[silent ferry]

bro

what the fuck

[cursive blaze]

Can you get that 7th icon (next to the three dots) on mobile? If not, how did you get it on your computer?

Or is it a mod?

[silent ferry]

it is a mod

mods are pc only

[cursive blaze]

Whats the mod called?

[silent ferry]

powerbox

[woeful furnace]

if your on pc i uploaded @tiny nest king of kings map to workshop

[unreal topaz]

im on andrpid

android

[woeful furnace]

then download his map for phone

[cursive blaze]

Can you upload maps on phone? (Iphone)

Or import them?

[unreal topaz]

i didnt know you can do that

how do I enable it?

[woeful furnace]

im not on phone

sry cant help

[unreal topaz]

oh

[tiny nest]

I can help

[unreal topaz]

i found a guide

[tiny nest]

Your phone iOS, Android?

[fluid drum]

all the new species in diversity mod are so smart with space they dont take up 10 pixels building roads smh

[unreal topaz]

android

[silent ferry]

ive been roleplaying as a polish general for half an hour now

i have conquered much land

[tiny nest]

You lucky

[fluid drum]

lol using favouritebox?

[tiny nest]

I explain

[silent ferry]

yes

[fluid drum]

what have you invaded

xd

[silent ferry]

Livonia and the remainder of Avaria

[fluid drum]

i should do that

might be fun

[frigid sorrel]

This meteorite just vaporised an army of 150

[silent ferry]

i kinda rushed in Livonia and paid the price of high casualties

i was more careful in Avaria though

[unreal topaz]

ok

[silent ferry]

and conquered a village with 3 casualties

[frigid sorrel]

All these villages sent their armies and some villagers and then they just got vaporised by a random metiorite

[fluid drum]

how tf does that work

[silent ferry]

i am seeking to invade Austria now

which will be much harder

[fluid drum]

what country general should i be

[silent ferry]

try to conquer russia as ukraine

[fluid drum]

do i just group up an army? and then favourite them

[frigid sorrel]

I think the invasion of the dwarves has now failed

[tiny nest]

Download wbox and meta

[fluid drum]

bet

[silent ferry]

just favourite an army, they usually stay in 1 zone most of the time

[frigid sorrel]

There was gonna be a bridge battle then boom one entire side gone

[unreal topaz]

what is meta?

[fluid drum]

my children

i mean

the thing about this map

theres only really one city each country

so ima probally go on a differente map after this

[silent ferry]

i am waiting until the austrian archduke dies

then i invade

[fluid drum]

hold up

[woeful furnace]

impressed you can take care of them all

[silent ferry]

oh

[fluid drum]

belarus with that army

[fluid drum]

i need a different map xd

ima just invade russia anyway

world war

[silent ferry]

o someone needs maps time to advertise my own maps

[frigid sorrel]

The dwarves live on saved by a dam natural disaster

[fluid drum]

btch

[silent ferry]

oof

[woeful furnace]

so belarus invaded ukraine?

[tiny nest]

Idk

[silent ferry]

a file

[unreal topaz]

where do i download it

[silent ferry]

belarus invaded you randomly or what

[fluid drum]

lol

[silent ferry]

what are you tryna download, maps?

[unreal topaz]

yeah

[silent ferry]

the meta appears by itself if you download the wbox file

[woeful furnace]

Anyone knows how to get life is a sim?

[silent ferry]

oh my internet shat itself

the meta appears by itself if you download the wbox file

[unreal topaz]

run the gane for 24 hours straight

[woeful furnace]

fr?

[silent ferry]

so just follow the guide in #🌐map-discussion pins

[woeful furnace]

are you meaning that for real since i dont belive that

[unreal topaz]

ok

[unreal topaz]

yes

[silent ferry]

yes he does

[woeful furnace]

thats annoying

[silent ferry]

that in fact is true

[tiny nest]

In #🌐map-downloads

Tutorial

[frigid sorrel]

How do I make a guy get one eyed

I just have him being stoned by monkeys atm

[silent ferry]

since my village has lots of adamantine ima delete some of it and equip my army with better weapons

[woeful furnace]

how do i get ninja turtles?

[fluid drum]

uk is saving there military

[unreal topaz]

the tutorial doesnt make sense

[silent ferry]

done

[tiny nest]

Make you guy fight with other unit

[tiny nest]

[woeful furnace]

how do i get ninja turtles

[unreal topaz]

imma just give up tbh

[silent ferry]

my army is one of the most well-equipped armies in Europe

[unreal topaz]

i can send image on how i dont get it

[tiny nest]

See tutor in Youtube

I lazy

[frigid sorrel]

Yeh I made him fight a bear 50 crabs and 20 monkeys

[tiny nest]

You get it?

[silent ferry]

my discord crashed

aaaaaaanyway

[frigid sorrel]

No

[silent ferry]

the other armies have already replenished their manpower

so i can fight austria soon

[frigid sorrel]

I’m just making him eat foods for traits now

[fluid drum]

nah jit trippin

[tiny nest]

Btw you use phone or laptop, pc

[fluid drum]

3 main competetors

[median spruce]

dragon statue

[silent ferry]

simple plan, lure austrian armies into silesia and preoccupy them here while my army invades through Czechia

[fluid drum]

shouldve just invaded denmark or smthing

or belarus

The Irish armies push further into central europe

italy falls to the irish

[elfin sphinx]

How big is this map?

[fluid drum]

how tf

[silent ferry]

new/edited map (mine)

names are dogshite but whatever

[cerulean pilot]

Damn looks great

nice coast

[silent ferry]

cheers lad

[silent ferry]

alright

i am prepared

i declare war on austria

[mellow locust]

What

[silent ferry]

im am rping as a general using a mod

[mellow locust]

Oh

[silent ferry]

wow this campaign was a disaster

we lost ~300 men

[turbid tiger]

You should add more land

[silent ferry]

and killed about 200 austrians

even though we had superior equipment

but we won

[silent ferry]

true

[marble nova]

fr

[silent ferry]

OH NO

SWEDEN DECLARED WAR ON US

[marble nova]

ok

[silent ferry]

around the south?

NOT GOOD

[silent ferry]

bruh I needa add this typa shit to my maps

around that valley area maybe?

the little cave systems

[marble nova]

i got my ideas from @turbid tiger

[mellow locust]

Lemon interaction

[smoky creek]

LEMONS

[silent ferry]

Sapmi declared war on Sweden

we might not be dead

[mellow locust]

I think he’s stuck here he’s been lapping here for a year now

[silent ferry]

oh wait nvm it was sweden who declared on them

[smoky creek]

free them

[mellow locust]

He free’d himself and then got caught in the crossfire of war

(Don’t worry he survived)

[shadow estuary]

what’s the best biome?

[mellow locust]

lemon biome best biome!!!!!

[shadow estuary]

For each race

[silent ferry]

grasslands

[silent ferry]

grasslands, grasslands, grasslands, crystal

[mellow locust]

lemon biome

[silent ferry]

Sweden is going insane

it declared on Denmark now

[stuck zephyr]

working on a 1936 map

im not the best at borders

its soon the day poland declares war on germany

and takes over europe

starting with berlin

[silent ferry]

based

i shall now proceed to point out about 38656875686 border mistakes as the nerd i am

[marble nova]

this is what it looks like

[silent ferry]

big map then eh

looks good bro

[stuck zephyr]

sure

[marble nova]

thanks

[silent ferry]

first of them, why does germany own germany on this map

i hope this mistake will be resloved quickly

[stuck zephyr]

ikr poland should own them smh :/

im such an idiot

why didnt i think of it first

i definitely need to make poland more pointy

this bit

this is an actual serious border mistake

i should probably make that go up more

[silent ferry]

yeah it doesnt even own Wilno

[stuck zephyr]

cuz look

on this map

it goes up to latvia

[silent ferry]

it borders latvia

hm

i feel threatened every time someone makes a historical map

maybe i should do my own interwar/ww2 europe map aswell

[stuck zephyr]

let me guess

its because poland dies ini t

in it*

[silent ferry]

i was thinking barbarossa at first but it covers most of europe anyway so i might as well just do it all

[smoky creek]

i made a video of a lemon boi killing 300 rhinos bit the problem was it was 20 seconds long .-.

[silent ferry]

or maybe i should do a 1914 map of europe

hm

[stuck zephyr]

german empire borders are had to draw

but you can try it

[silent ferry]

i could make villages in a way that makes them align to both ww1 and ww2 borders

[stuck zephyr]

help

[silent ferry]

and i can do both noninterventionist and larp at the same time

[stuck zephyr]

im now proceeding to get the polish border worse

[silent ferry]

oh

[stuck zephyr]

how do i fix this

how

something about it just seems unnatural

[silent ferry]

looks right its just the weird proportions of the whole map

[modern cairn]

This dude obtained the holy grail after a battle of 400 years with the dwarf king💀

[stuck zephyr]

i hate polands borders during these times

[smoky creek]

lol what mod is that

[silent ferry]

ikr

[modern cairn]

a new one that i was testing

[silent ferry]

too small

[smoky creek]

and what trait is that king trait

[modern cairn]

traitbox dynasty

[silent ferry]

hear me out

polish borders look unnatural without moldova

like

[unreal topaz]

I GOT ALL THE TRAITS W

[silent ferry]

they just dont look right

i have just angered millions by saying that

but i do not care

[stuck zephyr]

omg

you are so correct!!

why didnt i think of this the whole time!!

[silent ferry]

ima just use this map

[stuck zephyr]

i decided not to use a world map

cuz then i'd have to do

all the colonies too

[silent ferry]

i didnt spend 6 hours improving coastlines and drawing rivers for nothing

time to put em to good use

[silent ferry]

im not gonna do colonial era world maps for some time bc simplegui is not being updated

[stuck zephyr]

also cuz most of the interesting parts of ww2 happened in asia and europe

[silent ferry]

what app u guys use to note down the history of ur world's?

[silent ferry]

my memory

[stuck zephyr]

not saying africa wasnt interesting

[radiant remnant]

when I don't have the money to buy a worldbox on the stream

[silent ferry]

well my map includes north africa

[stuck zephyr]

its just that the european theatre and asian theatre was more eventful

[stuck zephyr]

same but mine doesnt have libya

yours does

[silent ferry]

and all parts of russia where barbarossa was taking place

[silent ferry]

sad

[stuck zephyr]

OH MY GOD

GERMANY IS HOLY LAW

[silent ferry]

lmao

[stuck zephyr]

why didnt it set their capital to berlin

bruhhh

[silent ferry]

also ima go overkill and customize all nations' colors and banners

[mellow locust]

Holy Germany

[smoky creek]

Law*

[silent ferry]

*Polish province of

[stuck zephyr]

holy polish province of law

since this is 1936

in 3 years

[silent ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/lithiumare-kiracord-nerd-marbellu-gif-22666819

[stuck zephyr]

poland will invade germany

to annex them

[silent ferry]

ofc

[stuck zephyr]

and turn them into the polish province of germany

[silent ferry]

standard history we all learned in class

[mellow locust]

Polish province of holy law

[stuck zephyr]

they get austria and czechoslovakia for free too

[silent ferry]

germanic poland

[mellow locust]

This totally happened in history

[hoary shell]

how do u get tornado achievment

[silent ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/excellent-ip-address-i-have-your-ip-address-gif-23894879

[stuck zephyr]

BRO

[austere python]

My Virtual Pet or the Crab

[stuck zephyr]

THAT TOP BIT IN POLAND IS PISSING ME OFF

I CANT GET IT PERFECT

[silent ferry]

just extend lithuania and latvia a bit more east

[silent ferry]

polski germany

extremely sorry good sir have a blessed day

polskie niemcy auuuuuu

[stuck zephyr]

not that bad now

[unreal topaz]

you have to put a tornado down and use curse on it till you get the achievement

[silent ferry]

Britain will be extra strong in this timeline since they have enchanted biome

[unreal topaz]

make sure your games isnt paused btw

[stuck zephyr]

the top needs to be slightly more slanted but apart from that

[silent ferry]

which should compensate the lack of colonies

[smoky creek]

[smoky creek]

[stuck zephyr]

your lucky

you arent on the border drawing phase yet

[smoky creek]

[silent ferry]

im not gonna draw mountain borders

i have them all memorized

[stuck zephyr]

HELP I MADE SLOVAKIA LOOK VERY SUSPICIOUS

[silent ferry]

penith

[stuck zephyr]

i have them all memorized too but i just get thme in the wrong place

im now on the right track tho

[silent ferry]

thats why i drew all those rivers aswell

[stuck zephyr]

i always start with germany and the UK

[silent ferry]

to have a reference point

i usually start with france

[smoky creek]

I shall now disappear

lemon man says goodbye

[stuck zephyr]

soemthing about the poland-germany border seems off

its probs cuz poland isnt invading berlin

yet

[sleek swallow]

Took 3000 years and countless plague doctors throughout the centuries however the great plague has been defeated

[silent ferry]

i placed 3 settlers and all of them said fuck it and went to germany

[stuck zephyr]

how do i make rhineland demilitarized temporarily

[hoary shell]

thank you! one more: world war

[silent ferry]

hm

[stuck zephyr]

use spite on every single country

needs to be 10 or more

[hoary shell]

oh ok

ty

[mellow locust]

Just make a motherload of kingdoms and then sprinkle a “little” of spite

[stuck zephyr]

oh no

once im done with the middle east

i have to...

[silent ferry]

nice name 🗿

[stuck zephyr]

move onto..

the ussr...

[silent ferry]

the french are refusing to be french

[stuck zephyr]

so much cities im gonna have to draw

[stuck zephyr]

accurate

[hoary shell]

thanks

[silent ferry]

fruit sugars

[hoary shell]

wa

[silent ferry]

the start

[stuck zephyr]

hopefully i can make a scriped spanish civil war

i just have to make francisco franco have a lot of negative traits

and a militarist

so he prepares a rebellion

[mellow locust]

It’s still going

[silent ferry]

francisco didnt lead the rebellion in the beginning im pretty sure

it was some other dude

he died quickly tho

who cares

[silent ferry]

was about to give alsace to france then remembered that its 1914

no alsace for you

[stuck zephyr]

rip bozo n o alsace

[light obsidian]

UH TOO MUCH

[silent ferry]

also i keep ignoring the fact that belgium got a small piece of german borderlands after ww1

[unreal topaz]

have 10+ kingdoms at war

[mellow locust]

now FIGHT

Oh I just leveled up

[light obsidian]

i will do it tomorrow

[elfin sphinx]

I swear Portugals borders reach a tad bit further up

[mellow locust]

It’s super effective!

[arctic sandal]

Wait I know you from another server

[mellow locust]

I don’t know you though probably because I forgot 😎

[turbid tiger]

After the collapse of his kingdom, the king has been forced to move to an inferior kingdom across the world.

[elfin sphinx]

There's a mutual servers feature

[mellow locust]

Yeah

I’m in 2 servers with em

One of them is really huge though so it’s probably the other, somewhat small one

[silent ferry]

why is this guy not unlocking king of kings achievement

[stuck zephyr]

do i even bother doing iran

while yes it was involved in ww2

it wont be that major in european theatre

[elfin sphinx]

It was involved 💀

I didn't

Know that

[stuck zephyr]

i just said that

yes

iran was invaded by soviet union and britain

[elfin sphinx]

Why'd they invade it

[turbid tiger]

“Find an unscarred king”

[stuck zephyr]

cuz

they were starting to join axis

basically

[silent ferry]

because they were simping to axis and also invading iran is their personal hobby historically

[turbid tiger]

You can’t get it with trait editor

[elfin sphinx]

Understandable

[stuck zephyr]

but he is unscarred

theres no scar of divinity

[turbid tiger]

Oh I see

It has to be a king

Madness trait won’t work

Wait are there more than 20 traits

Yeah it has to be a king

[little bramble]

tfw a country after 100 years of european peace declares war twice

almost 200 years

[stuck zephyr]

yeah fuck it

im voiding iran

[little bramble]

the usa be like

[stuck zephyr]

uh oh

luckly it was on land

in turkey

so its pretty easy to fix

just realised

anschluss is gonna have to be an invasion

instead of peaceful annexation

[queen gate]

The great civil war and it's aftermath

Bynsin was destroyed and then rebuilt, a entire city reduced to dust, hundreds dead

[queen gate]

All because the Northern Republic went on a crusade to unite humanity and exceeded it's city count

[stuck zephyr]

i still got greenland and the soviet union to do

[little bramble]

greatly outnumbered

[stuck zephyr]

that image says the party name

which is not allowed

lemme just censor it rq

[spice beacon]

guess i'm evil

[dim maple]

Bruh

[spice beacon]

is it even possible for them to grasp lands so far (without breaking?)

[stuck zephyr]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

[little bramble]

bri

[dim maple]

The purple place is being re built rn fr

[little bramble]

shi

[queen gate]

Yes, only enerdun hates the Republic, the only thing causeing war is culture and city cap

[stuck zephyr]

if only i spoke french to understood what any of those said

[little bramble]

theyre just fake names i made up

-des-alpes just being a suffix for all the alpine cities

[stuck zephyr]

im gonna guess your from a french speaking country

[little bramble]

nope

[spice beacon]

lol

[little bramble]

i just speak it.. a lot

[stuck zephyr]

i really wanna learn french

[little bramble]

and will be living in a francophone country soon

and my gf is native portuguese francophone lol

[arctic sandal]

I live in France

[stuck zephyr]

unfortunately during secondary school i slept thorugh all my french classes

[little bramble]

it is a nice language

[dim maple]

It’s not as hard as you think in Canada it’s like a second language thay teach us

[stuck zephyr]

gonna guess cuz of

q-q-q-quebec

[little bramble]

if its any consolation, 99% of what i know was self taught, and i did it up til gcse and did it on the side during a level

[stuck zephyr]

I REALLY NEED TO FIX FRANCES BORDERS

there are throwing me off heavily

alsace-lorraine is incorrect

[dim maple]

Quebec is France pretty much. In Canada

[stuck zephyr]

its too blunt

[dim maple]

But defrent

[little bramble]

almost all of what i learnt was through speaking to natives and visiting switzerland lmao

[signal berry]

Im from Canada and they only really teach if you go into Frennch immersion

[stuck zephyr]

i've made alsace wrong

[little bramble]

québec is nothing like france

[signal berry]

Quebec French is a lot different

[little bramble]

and the québecois speak weird

[queen gate]

Shhhh, let the stereotypes run free

[dim maple]

Yeah it is I didn’t mean it by language

[stuck zephyr]

i guess its better than before

[little bramble]

where'd switzerland go

[dim maple]

Most buildings in Quebec were built by French

[stuck zephyr]

alsace-lorraine is still wrong

[signal berry]

The vibe isnt that similar either coming from someone whos been to both

[little bramble]

lmaoo

[dim maple]

The parlmint

[little bramble]

i think dig into france a bit more with switzerland

[stuck zephyr]

they dont need to be big they are neutral

[little bramble]

it would look more realistic borders

[wise vapor]

What the hell is that log thing or whatever it is in the middle

[signal berry]

Not really. Only a lot of historical buildings are in Quebec city

[frigid sorrel]

Dead beehive

[stuck zephyr]

i have to say

im not having fun doing USSR borders

[little bramble]

i meanlol, even between switzerland and france it's noticeably different culturally and linguistically. ive spoken swiss french to my friends and theyve understood only half of what i said. i imagine an entire ocean would only greatly increase that difference

[wise vapor]

Oh

[signal berry]

Yep quebec french gas much more slang

[stuck zephyr]

how do i do USSR borders faster

[dim maple]

Power box

[little bramble]

including the infamous "tabernak" mdrrr

[signal berry]

Also accent is kinda funny

[stuck zephyr]

thats what im doping

[little bramble]

yeah it's funky

[stuck zephyr]

doing

[little bramble]

sounds more americanised (which makes sense i guess?)

[silent ferry]

did france

[stuck zephyr]

you really think i could do this without powerbox

[turbid tiger]

Show kings

[silent ferry]

thatll be all for today

[dim maple]

Rn it is

Thare fighting for independence

[little bramble]

i mean

[stuck zephyr]

this is how i divided france

[silent ferry]

ive been playing worldbox for 5 hours with no breaks

[signal berry]

Ye

[little bramble]

im all for independencies

[stuck zephyr]

i plan on splitting france more

[marble nova]

i only got two rn

[little bramble]

free scotland, free québec if they so wish it

[stuck zephyr]

free occitania

[silent ferry]

i made them suitable for both ww1 and ww2 borders

[stuck zephyr]

wrong

[little bramble]

not sure about suisse romande. culturally it is very different from german switzerland tho

[stuck zephyr]

scotland is british 😎

[signal berry]

Bruh Quebec has been trying to separate from Canada for so long yet the people always vote to stay. Doubt they will leave anytime soon

[dim maple]

Scotland is Irish

[silent ferry]

i should also make a village to depict the September Plan actually

[stuck zephyr]

nah nah

scotland is american

[little bramble]

i disagree, but i am half english half scottish. i knda want the independence as it also benefits me with eu stuff

can get me eu citizenship again

[dim maple]

Lmao

[spice beacon]

life could be a dream

[marble nova]

@turbid tiger

[silent ferry]

scotland is NOT british

[stuck zephyr]

i kinda miss being apart of the EU

[silent ferry]

it is polish

[little bramble]

i fucking miss it

[stuck zephyr]

guys this is the last message i will ever send

[little bramble]

my dreams were ruined because of it

[stuck zephyr]

before the polish government deport me

for saying i want the EU back

because

poland owns all of europe

[turbid tiger]

they seem strong

[stuck zephyr]

not the european union

[silent ferry]

EU is polish

[stuck zephyr]

yes

[dim maple]

Fr everyone whants eu back from nazis shhh tho

[little bramble]

i was 🤏 this close to moving to switzerland and completing my dream. i had a job ready, gf i could stay with, etc

brexit fucked it all up

i am moving to ireland in like a year with gf because of it

[spice beacon]

f

[little bramble]

i will never forgive the racist bigots in this godforesaken country

[silent ferry]

now its better

[little bramble]

anyway

[silent ferry]

ill let their cultures go to max beforehand so they all have great governance

[dim maple]

My last name was a bow maker back in the day we have a family of arms

[silent ferry]

actually

fuck it

ill only enable diplomacy once i hit 1914 in worldbox

or actually

no

im making 1911

so the agadir crisis can happen

[dim maple]

Why not 1912

[stuck zephyr]

which country

i dont like how britains ending up basically like yugoslavia

[little bramble]

the UK

[stuck zephyr]

with scotland, england, wales and the irish all hating each other

[little bramble]

our government is also incompetent and need to be removed

[stuck zephyr]

same

i know how it feels

[stuck zephyr]

uh oh

[dim maple]

Well if it wasn’t for the wars I whouldnt be here

[stuck zephyr]

are you an anarchist

[little bramble]

oh no, i mean like

[dim maple]

No

[little bramble]

keep government

just get rid of our current politicians

[stuck zephyr]

wtf

[dim maple]

Get rid of government

[stuck zephyr]

why does lithuania own this

[dim maple]

We need new systems

[silent ferry]

i was about to close worldbox and it crashed beforehand

[silent ferry]

ikr

that also annoys me

i never know how to depict it

[stuck zephyr]

kaliningrad also annoys me

[little bramble]

eh, all of this union was formed out of war or no choice. english scottish union was just bcs the royalty was the same in both. wales was forced. ireland was invaded

[stuck zephyr]

you know what annoys me the most

[little bramble]

the UK was never united

it was forced

[stuck zephyr]

england invaded wales first

we didnt ask them

we went

[little bramble]

yeah exact;y

[stuck zephyr]

"oh yeah we're taking over your country now"

[silent ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-gif-22834345

jk

[stuck zephyr]

didnt wales used to own corwnall

cornwall

and we annexed that from them too

[silent ferry]

britain more like shitain

[stuck zephyr]

agreed

[little bramble]

there's an italian village in theswiss alps that is like completely isolated from the rest of italy and can only be accessed through switzerland

[stuck zephyr]

the polish province of tealand unites us all

[little bramble]

and same in the north with germany and switzerland

[dim maple]

Hey so in Soviet text books I’m

Um

It says

That like

[stuck zephyr]

this border pisses me off the most

[dim maple]

Germany made the Soviet Union

[stuck zephyr]

its also very controversial

[little bramble]

exclaves timeee

[dim maple]

Idk if that’s true

[stuck zephyr]

im not fuckig making these exclaves

its true

germany invented the communist manifesto

[little bramble]

i mean

[stuck zephyr]

which the bolsheviks read

and went

[dim maple]

And Stalin went against

Apparently

[stuck zephyr]

"thats a great idea!"

[dim maple]

And got poisoned

And Germans apparently made the camps but staln keeped them for work camps

[little bramble]

the south : we at war
the scandinavians a cpl months after the southern war began : fuck, i want my own war. declares war

why tje fuck do they do this

[stuck zephyr]

finally all the borders are done

[little bramble]

as soon as another country decalres war

ever country does it

[dim maple]

I’m part german and Russian so idk who’s side to pick

[stuck zephyr]

now i just need to do all these other random soviet places and im done

stalingrad and moscow are most important

cuz

barbarossa is gonna be happening

[dim maple]

😦

I hope not

[stuck zephyr]

it will

hopefully germany fails barbarossa like they did irl

[dim maple]

My grandpa fought for it

[stuck zephyr]

ayy

nice

my grandpa fought in ww2

he was a british RAF pilot

he was one of the people who saved britain from german bombers

he tried to stop the blitz

he lived too

then

later in his service

this is after ww2

he was sent out into british controlled yemen

[dim maple]

Wow he was a hero

[stuck zephyr]

in a place called aden

to control some riots

but he got chased by yemeni people trying to kill him

with baseball bats with spikes on them

[dim maple]

What’s England like now a days

[stuck zephyr]

shit

[dim maple]

Or britan

[stuck zephyr]

really bad

i'd probably say

its the current 2022 yugoslavia

[dim maple]

I’m Canada we have to go hours away just to get food

Rn

Ware I am

[little bramble]

mine didnt i think, either too young or were considered necessary to stay (farmers)

great grandparents i think were factory workers, not sure tho

[stuck zephyr]

my great granddad fought in WW1

in france

he survived too

[little bramble]

bruh

must be cool to have that legacy

[stuck zephyr]

he was infantry

i also plan on joining the army

to continue the family legacy

[little bramble]

ah

[dim maple]

My moms side fought yo on the Leblanc side

[stuck zephyr]

cuz my dad isnt going to

[little bramble]

i cant, got denied

tried to join as computer/mechanical technician. medical history got me denied

[stuck zephyr]

my dad works at a vets instead of the army

i wanna be a combat medic in the army

[dim maple]

He’s in the army still?

[stuck zephyr]

no

hes never been in the army

[dim maple]

My dad used to be i I wanna join and become a pilot

[little bramble]

nice, the truly peaceful force of war

protected by geneva convention lol

[stuck zephyr]

i think i got a few of my great grandparents and grandparents medals somewhere

[little bramble]

not that russia is even respecting that anyway

[stuck zephyr]

not like that'll stop enemy forces shooting you

[dim maple]

My uncle Eric is a pilot

[stuck zephyr]

2 of my friends want to join the RAF

[dim maple]

I mean new world order ?

[stuck zephyr]

NOT THE TNO

[dim maple]

Thay came out today

[stuck zephyr]

yugoslavia is bugging me

badly

thats really wrong

[dim maple]

Relly

[stuck zephyr]

its very wrong

[dim maple]

Lmao

[stuck zephyr]

im actually gonna try fixing it

[dim maple]

Not that odd

[little bramble]

they formed a line and are just machine gunning pointot troops

[stuck zephyr]

OH

MY SCHOOL BUS DRIVER IS A FORMER SOLDIER

he served in yugoslavia

[stuck zephyr]

bosnia

during the yugoslavw ars

he was a UN peace keeper

[ancient oyster]

AYYYYY

[stuck zephyr]

i mean

iits slightly better

[dim maple]

The bombing of yogoslavia and the fall of it was a rip moment in history

[stuck zephyr]

yugoslavia was literally just the UK

but a bit more communist

the ethnic groups were forced into the union

just like how scotland, wales and northern ireland are

serbia was england in this case

[dim maple]

The Soviet Union was actually relly cool how it was built I wish I lived thare to see the buildings

[stuck zephyr]

you still can

go on holiday to transnistria

they got soviet era buildings

they are literally the last soviet republic

[fervent saddle]

What are these?
Pretty sure the boat is a transport but the mineral i have no idea

[stuck zephyr]

gems

and the boat is a trade boat

[fervent saddle]

Oh

Thx

[stuck zephyr]

gems are used for nothing

[fervent saddle]

Not for trade?

[stuck zephyr]

nope

gold is used for trade

[dim maple]

Thare gorgeous built buildings it’s to bad that the Germans came back after stain in amarica history just died 😂

[fervent saddle]

Oh

[stuck zephyr]

im happy i got all the border provinces done

now the rest should be slightly easier

[dim maple]

It looks nice and why do ppl call Russians orca

Orcs

[stuck zephyr]

i dont know

i like russia irl

i just dont like putin

or the russian government

[dim maple]

Same

Why I moved out

[bitter sierra]

The blue one used to own all territories

[dim maple]

But I don’t whant amarica

In control

Ethier

[stuck zephyr]

yeah i made my russians the humans

they are all humans

[dim maple]

🙂

[stuck zephyr]

im making the provinces near finland really important

[dim maple]

I might make a map

[stuck zephyr]

for this reason

[dim maple]

Of the Slavic nations

[stuck zephyr]

and this reason

the soviet republics near finland are essential

[dim maple]

Oh my god

What

Germany nazi

Helped

[bitter sierra]

Didnt finnland beat the shit out of the Soviets

[dim maple]

Finland

[stuck zephyr]

yeah

finland did help the germans yes

[fervent saddle]

Technically it was more of a draw

[stuck zephyr]

yes

[dim maple]

Bruh

So Finland didn’t win

[fervent saddle]

But yes

[dim maple]

Lmao

[stuck zephyr]

they nearly did tho

kinda

they were like ukraine

[dim maple]

I love Ukraine

[bitter sierra]

Finland gonna join nato lol

Russia mad

[little bramble]

this is messy

[dim maple]

Thay joined the nazis

[stuck zephyr]

https://youtu.be/yztj1uJeBVM this isnt mine

i think this will

[fervent saddle]

Also never expected the worldbox discord server to allow swears always thought of the game as family friendly and thought the server would be to

[stuck zephyr]

simulate it well

also

im vibing to ukrainian anarchist music rn

idk why

[dim maple]

Swar?

No one swar I g

[prime trout]

Didn't like 400k soviet troops die ?- which was about the same population that the part of karelia were fighting for

[fervent saddle]

Have you seen the main chat?

[stuck zephyr]

yes

there was a finnish sniper that got like a 100 kill count

[fervent saddle]

First day i joined and it was a war

[bitter sierra]

I vibe to the wolfenstien version of house of the rising sun

[stuck zephyr]

this guy

[prime trout]

White death Simon something

[fervent saddle]

White death

[dim maple]

Bruh what happened to face

[stuck zephyr]

soviet bullet wound im gonna guess

[dim maple]

Dam so Thay we’re nazis

[unreal topaz]

@vale mason

[dim maple]

I didn’t know that

[fervent saddle]

Also

[dim maple]

Russia didn’t ethier

[stuck zephyr]

finland was basically a german puppet state during barbarossa

[vale mason]

Sad

[stuck zephyr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqqkHeV8WBg this song is a vibe tho

[stuck zephyr]

this is a continuation war song

the map is a map of greater finland

[modest wadi]

Is is a bug?🤔

[little bramble]

tacticssss wow this country is good at war

[stuck zephyr]

they do diff tactics now

its amazing

[bitter sierra]

U think russia would try to invade finland if they officially join nato

[stuck zephyr]

i've had one do blitzkrieg before

[stuck zephyr]

no

[dim maple]

No

[stuck zephyr]

if they join NATO and russia invaded then that'd lead to nuclear war

[dim maple]

Thay will get China to

Invade

[stuck zephyr]

which russia does not want

[dim maple]

Twiwan

And then attack ukraine fully

[stuck zephyr]

good thing australias defending taiwan a lot

even though australia isnt in the north atlantic they should definitely join NATO

they've been holding chinese navy off really well

[dim maple]

Rn thay whant Ukraines ports

But I think

Now

Things are changing

[fluid drum]

The British Empire has fallen to the South Africans

[bitter sierra]

They need to send aquatic kangaroos

[little bramble]

you would think, but russia knows that unlike with ukraine, the west will respond with military force if they invade finland

[dim maple]

Yeah if thay join nato tho

The hole world

Is going to go crazy

[ruby rapids]

Stay Neutral

[little bramble]

doubt it, russia is proving itself as far less than what it's been made out to be

[dim maple]

exactly neutral

[ruby rapids]

Do not support any of them

Ukraine is terrible too

[little bramble]

no

[fluid drum]

HOLY

india fell

[stuck zephyr]

i used to think of russia being really scary but now i dont

[ruby rapids]

Tho the people of it are innocent

Not all are innocent

[ruby rapids]

They are scary

[fluid drum]

i stopped intervening with the conflicts in my world and its just crazy now

[ruby rapids]

They are basically holding back

[little bramble]

the russo-ukrainian war is a war for the future of europe, without question. russia must learn that a nation's sovereignty can not just be removed as and when they wish

[fluid drum]

look at africa lmao

[stuck zephyr]

the only scary thing about them is the nuclear arsenal

[ruby rapids]

Exactly

And their WW2

[little bramble]

the only thing a nuclear arsenal is good for is deterrents

[dim maple]

I’m

Going to say

Nukes

[bitter sierra]

Russia cant win a conventional war with nato

[dim maple]

Will kill everyone

[ruby rapids]

Russia will win

[dim maple]

If one is lunched

[ruby rapids]

If Pepsi helps them

[dim maple]

Lmao

Pepsi

Will

[little bramble]

yes, this is why it's a deterrent

mutual annihilation

[bitter sierra]

Pepsi with the 6th largest navy lol

[ruby rapids]

Remember when putin gave pepsi those submarines

[stuck zephyr]

im nearly done with this

[ruby rapids]

Ong

[fluid drum]

The Jews have conqured europe

[stuck zephyr]

yeah but putins a mad man

[bitter sierra]

Reverse Hitler

[stuck zephyr]

he will press the big red button if he has to

[ruby rapids]

I honestly dont think Putin is a bad man

[bitter sierra]

😐

[stuck zephyr]

i didnt say bad

i said man

insane

hes lost the plot