📷worldbox-screenshots

[molten pasture]

or

play while talking with her

[frank marten]

dang

[elfin sphinx]

That woman gon have to leave me alone on Sunday tho, i got church

[molten pasture]

good

god
woman
family

[stuck zephyr]

accept

[frank marten]

y

[molten pasture]

@elfin sphinx if god told you to kill your woman would you?

[magic lily]

@silent ferry Can I have a view of my Empire

[molten pasture]

LEVEL UP @molten pasture! Your WorldBox clout just went through the roof! Your level is now : 15! WOOP WOOP.

[mint ridge]

@silent ferry hows france war Doing rn

[stuck zephyr]

i want south malaya

[frank marten]

i declare war on south borneo

[silent ferry]

you did

[stuck zephyr]

WTF

[frank marten]

good

[mint ridge]

BRO

[stuck zephyr]

WHY ARENT MY TROOPS IN SPAIN

[silent ferry]

the entire british army is just

[mint ridge]

WHERE ARE OUR TROOPS WE ASKED FOR

[silent ferry]

gone

i cant even find it

[frank marten]

i want something in return

[silent ferry]

on the map

[stuck zephyr]

@silent ferry SEND MORE TROOPS TO SPAIN

[stuck zephyr]

ok

listen

heres the deal

[molten pasture]

wasnt @stuck zephyr suppose to go after the marathas

[mint ridge]

U SAID U WOULD SEND SOME OF OUR TROOPS TO SPAIN

[silent ferry]

i only spotted 12 troops in germany

[stuck zephyr]

you give me south malaya or i invade you

[frank marten]

invasion it is

[stuck zephyr]

yes

[mint ridge]

NAW NAW ANW
thats actually unfair af @silent ferry
U said u would send our troops to spain and u didnt

[silent ferry]

THEY'RE SCATTERED AROUND THE WORLD LMAO

[stuck zephyr]

I DECLARE WAR ON THE NETHERLANDS

BRING MY COLONIES INTO THE WAR

[silent ferry]

i sent the troops of your colonies

[mint ridge]

Clearly u didnt

[silent ferry]

and they switched sides

[frank marten]

our country will not give away free land to the ones who stole our colonies years ago

[magic lily]

You see the green nation on the horn of Africa, send troops to it to get it under my control, @silent ferry

[silent ferry]

i will make some of them part of your military

[frank marten]

we will got out like fighters

[silent ferry]

since thats cheeky af

[frank marten]

not like farmers

[molten pasture]

also i want johor

[mint ridge]

U brought the troops who had already rebelled??

So smart

[silent ferry]

no

[mint ridge]

I spend awhile for troops who had already rebelled to be sent to my nation

[silent ferry]

first i brought them

[molten pasture]

@stuck zephyr don’t touch tibet

[silent ferry]

then they rebelled

[stuck zephyr]

i wasnt going to

[mint ridge]

Then send more

[stuck zephyr]

@frank marten lets have white peace

[silent ferry]

i flipped half of them to your side

[mint ridge]

I saw an army of 300 in my colonies that hadnt rebelled

[molten pasture]

good make it stay like that

[silent ferry]

they are loyal

[stuck zephyr]

cuz apparently i dont have the troops to fight you

[mint ridge]

This shit is weird af

[frank marten]

no

[magic lily]

@silent ferry Can you send colonists to the green areas in the Sahara

[mint ridge]

U didnt even get attacked right

[frank marten]

he declared war on me

[silent ferry]

i pulled 1 more army

[stuck zephyr]

WHY

[silent ferry]

ayo

[frank marten]

im not signing peace no matter what

[mint ridge]

OH

[stuck zephyr]

purple now

[silent ferry]

this was the message

[mint ridge]

W

GG

[frank marten]

you cant trust thosebritish bastards

[elfin sphinx]

Bros a necromancer

[molten pasture]

@magic lily how long does it take to invade brunei

[stuck zephyr]

ok ill just set the netherlands on fire when i take it over

[elfin sphinx]

Honestly Britain id lock my role there

[molten pasture]

like cmon man

[stuck zephyr]

i do quite like necromancer

can you unlock it at all after you've locked it?

[elfin sphinx]

Idk

[mint ridge]

I remember when u were dragon

[silent ferry]

UK declares war on the Netherlands

[magic lily]

Don't know

[frank marten]

not like you'll gain any support from doing that

[silent ferry]

France invades the Netherlands

[frank marten]

nice

[elfin sphinx]

Me who's immortal

[magic lily]

How's my Empire looking?

[stuck zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-heheheha-grrr-emote-king-gif-24764224

[mint ridge]

So is the mainland lost to france?

[silent ferry]

Austria joins the anti-French coalition

[frank marten]

nice x2

[molten pasture]

@frank marten could i get south sumatra and java

[elfin sphinx]

I want Victoria 3

[frank marten]

no

[molten pasture]

why

[frank marten]

because im at war

[mint ridge]

@silent ferry did i lose the mainland?

[molten pasture]

you’re gonna lose anyways

[magic lily]

@frank marten Can I get Western New Guinea from you, for safekeeping of course

[silent ferry]

all of Arabia under Ottoman control

[frank marten]

i know

i am not giving away land no matter what

[molten pasture]

@stuck zephyr has it i’m pretty sure

wait

[frank marten]

i am not letting ya'll rip my country apart

[molten pasture]

wrong person

[frank marten]

if you want it

then fight for it

[mint ridge]

@silent ferry

[magic lily]

Now how about we spread down in the Sahara, @silent ferry

[molten pasture]

@silent ferry i declare war on holland

[stuck zephyr]

i dont think i do

[molten pasture]

also am i at war with johor

[stuck zephyr]

NOW HOLD ON A DAMN MINUTE

THAT IS A VIOLATION OF OUR CLAIMS

[mint ridge]

show the map

[molten pasture]

sahara is israeli 💪💪💪

[magic lily]

I have North African colonies that need expanding southwards to match the borders we made

[stuck zephyr]

ah

i see

[mint ridge]

Ok

[molten pasture]

wait

[molten pasture]

@silent ferry why isn’t russia invading central asia yet?

[molten pasture]

how did you make it so i don’t expand

[silent ferry]

Russia declares war on the Kazakh Khanate

[magic lily]

What's the name of the Blue Central Asian Nation

[silent ferry]

kazakh khanate

[frank marten]

turn it off

[silent ferry]

wait no

[molten pasture]

you mean persia?

[silent ferry]

thats not the kazakhs

im dumb

[magic lily]

The dark blue

[stuck zephyr]

persia

[mint ridge]

Did the British send troops to help me?

[molten pasture]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[silent ferry]

khiva

[stuck zephyr]

i hope i did

[molten pasture]

that makes sense

[mint ridge]

Also what happened in the americas? @silent ferry

[magic lily]

@silent ferry I make peace with Brunei and go on war with Khiva

[mint ridge]

We are best friends in this rp

[silent ferry]

Miracle of Madrid: Spanish Victory

[stuck zephyr]

POG

[mint ridge]

LETS FUCKING GOOO

[molten pasture]

@silent ferry who am i at war with

[stuck zephyr]

IS THAT 1800S LANGUAGE?

i can confirm that the british said Pog in the 1800s

[silent ferry]

the Ottomans invade Khiva

[elfin sphinx]

should I convert a 50 x 20 ish worldmap?

[molten pasture]

where is that

[silent ferry]

no one

[elfin sphinx]

more like 50 x 30 smn

[silent ferry]

central asia

[molten pasture]

what about johor

[mint ridge]

PEOPLE OF SPAIN
THE TOUGH TIMES WILL COME TO AN END
WE WILL TURN THIS WORLD AROUND STARTING WITH FRANCE
IT IS A GREAT DAY TO BE SPANISH
🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸

[stuck zephyr]

yes

[molten pasture]

i told you to make me invade the netherlands and johor

[silent ferry]

Granada surrenders to Spain

[mint ridge]

WOOOOO

[frank marten]

map of my war

[magic lily]

Ottoman Sultan:
OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN CENTRAL ASIA ARE IN GRAVE DANGER.
THE RUSSIANS HAVE STARTED THEIR WARS THERE AND WE CAN'T LET THEM TAKE THEM!

[silent ferry]

Qing invades the Netherlands and Johor

[molten pasture]

woohoo

[silent ferry]

unrest in Qing rises

[mint ridge]

UR AT WAR WITH RUSSIA?

[molten pasture]

uh

[stuck zephyr]

well theres a surprise

[magic lily]

NO

[molten pasture]

ethnic cleanse

genocide

[magic lily]

I'm with Khiva

[silent ferry]

Russia threatens to invade the Ottomans amid agression

[molten pasture]

assimilate

[frank marten]

lmao

[mint ridge]

i would help u ottomans but i have my problems right now

[magic lily]

The Ottomans take back whatever bad they said about them

[molten pasture]

@silent ferry genocide the siamese

[mint ridge]

i need to rebuild spain amid this crisi

[molten pasture]

wait

how is there no unrest in the uk

and ottomans

[silent ferry]

France offers Spain a white peace

[magic lily]

@silent ferry The Ottomans take back whatever bad they said about them

[silent ferry]

Russia is still weary

[frank marten]

@silent ferry map of my war pls

[mint ridge]

PEOPLE OF SPAIN
We are Amid a crisis at home and within the Spanish Empire
Have trust with eachother and we can prevail, we did it with the americans and we can do it again
VIVA ESPANIA

[stuck zephyr]

i offer france white peace

[molten pasture]

i think russia wants central asia

[mint ridge]

I accept

i accept white peace

[silent ferry]

Amsterdam under siege by Britain

[magic lily]

@silent ferry How's my war at Khiva

[gleaming vector]

i am back

[molten pasture]

@silent ferry did russia invade central asia yet

[gleaming vector]

am i still alive

also

[silent ferry]

The war of the Eighth Coalition ends with a white peace

[gleaming vector]

@silent ferry i expand my african colonies

[stuck zephyr]

this is cool

[mint ridge]

Very cool

How are the americas looking @silent ferry

[molten pasture]

@silent ferry announce my “assimilation” of the siamese and vietnamese and native filipino ethnic groups and bengalis

[frank marten]

Dutch Government: I want our people to know. That even after we're defeated which I know we'll be. Our culture and language will never end. Don't give up your hopes yet! We'll continue fighting till our last breath.

[magic lily]

Can I get the Muslim out of there first

[magic lily]

@silent ferry Send troops to Khiva

[molten pasture]

did the bengalis become muslim yet?

[frank marten]

Dutch government offers white peace with South Borneo and Rio de la Plata and starts defending their country and colonies

@silent ferry

[silent ferry]

Brazil joins the American Spring

[mint ridge]

WHAT

[magic lily]

I think yes, Plus the southeast Muslim minority, can I move them within my borders

[molten pasture]

kill the natives

[silent ferry]

they both accept

[mint ridge]

BRITAIN WE HAVE A PROBLEM

[silent ferry]

ok

[frank marten]

nice

[stuck zephyr]

i love killing the dutch

[molten pasture]

what border

[stuck zephyr]

what

[frank marten]

lol average britian

[magic lily]

My borders, move them to Arabia, North Africa and so on

[mint ridge]

Brazil is agsidnt me

[molten pasture]

I’m enslaving them sorry

[stuck zephyr]

its fine its only brazil

[molten pasture]

i could give you some slaves for a price though

[magic lily]

I'll give you money for letting me get them out of there, not as slaves

[mint ridge]

Still

[stuck zephyr]

@silent ferry ask the blue indian nation in the british raj to join the indies company

assure them that they will profit off of it

[mint ridge]

Support in the americas?

[silent ferry]

Peru surrenders

[silent ferry]

they refuse, but several of their princes accept

[stuck zephyr]

uhh

depends on how much troops they have

[molten pasture]

how much would you give me for 20,000-22,000 muslims

[mint ridge]

so peru is mine again?

[stuck zephyr]

so i get some of the land but not all of it?

WAIT NOO

IS IT GONNA BECOME A PRINCELY STATE

[magic lily]

42,000 in cash

[molten pasture]

hm

75

[magic lily]

Plus a few boats

[molten pasture]

50

[stuck zephyr]

offer them dominionship, seperate from the british raj

[silent ferry]

it surrendered

[stuck zephyr]

oh some accepted

[molten pasture]

wow so slow

[silent ferry]

the VICEROYALTY OF PERU surrendered

[magic lily]

Deal, 50,000 it is

[molten pasture]

when are you taking the pakis @stuck zephyr

@silent ferry show south east asia

[mint ridge]

Why didnt u say that

Show northern america @silent ferry

[silent ferry]

trol

[frank marten]

lol britian are failures

[stuck zephyr]

now

[silent ferry]

okay

[stuck zephyr]

WHEN DID MALAYSIA BECOME INDEPENDENT

[mint ridge]

actually not bad

[silent ferry]

its past midnight

i have to go

[mint ridge]

NOOOO

[stuck zephyr]

alr cya

[mint ridge]

oki

[molten pasture]

ok that and a fleet

[mint ridge]

Cua

[molten pasture]

deal?

[silent ferry]

sorry

[mint ridge]

Cya

[silent ferry]

i will continue tomorrow if enough of y'all are active

[magic lily]

Cya tomorrow

[frank marten]

kk cya

[mint ridge]

aight

[frank marten]

what

[molten pasture]

@silent ferry did you declare war on johor and the dutch east indies for me?

[silent ferry]

map at the end

[silent ferry]

yes

cya now

[molten pasture]

how did nothing here change

[frank marten]

why are u always mountain spamming russia and canada

[molten pasture]

show names

[molten pasture]

goodbye

[silent ferry]

balancing

[stuck zephyr]

btw

@frank marten

we really should make peace

[mint ridge]

u gonna do an rp?

[frank marten]

a bc it kinda looks ug;y

[stuck zephyr]

just

white peace

you can keep south malaya

[frank marten]

its 12:26 am

[stuck zephyr]

11:27 pm for me

[frank marten]

fine but i want to be allies

[mint ridge]

its 3.27pm

[molten pasture]

if i host an rp would anyone join rn

[stuck zephyr]

deal

[stuck zephyr]

no

[frank marten]

good

[stuck zephyr]

cuz you would rig it like hell

against me

[molten pasture]

ok lets white peace too

[mint ridge]

that is true

[molten pasture]

why would i do that

[frank marten]

k

but i also want to be allies with u

[molten pasture]

most of the countries are the same size @stuck zephyr

in my map

[stuck zephyr]

because you hate me

[molten pasture]

i never said that

[molten pasture]

did you give them names

[elfin sphinx]

Fuck no

Im just testing performance

[molten pasture]

also

how are you making it so small

like

on japan

great britain

iceland

[elfin sphinx]

this is 100 village max

[molten pasture]

india

[frank marten]

UnlimitedZoneRange

[elfin sphinx]

to all those who know how map conversion works, this is the image size

[molten pasture]

is the link in the server

[mint ridge]

So now what

[elfin sphinx]

I feel like making a world political map that is as accurate as possible

in order to do that

we need as big an image

as possible

[mint ridge]

True

[molten pasture]

i cant find it online

[frank marten]

its in debug

[molten pasture]

do you want to play on this very realistic map i have

[frank marten]

at the bottom

[mint ridge]

lmO

lmao

[elfin sphinx]

I could most definitely make these smaller with powerbox and make accurate states (village map)

[mint ridge]

Probly

[molten pasture]

where

[elfin sphinx]

colonies forming

[frank marten]

oops nvm

go to the section with unlimitedresources

[molten pasture]

is that ayes or a no

[silent ferry]

joinedo when i name myself a smart rp hoster

[frank marten]

then you'll see it

[frank marten]

nooooo

[mint ridge]

Wait so now what

[elfin sphinx]

Iceland was able to host 2 villages (with natural village generation)

[silent ferry]

e

[elfin sphinx]

pov: no image perms

[molten pasture]

i suggested something but nobody answered

[stuck zephyr]

now what

[molten pasture]

@frank marten this?

i cant click it

[frank marten]

yes

[frank marten]

ye prob bc of the diplomacy and army control mod

it doesnt support 0.14

[molten pasture]

oh

so does no one want to play on my map

[frank marten]

unlimitedzonerange is a 0.14 feature

it supports till 0.13

[molten pasture]

@stuck zephyr @mint ridge @frank marten do you want to play on this or not

[frank marten]

seems a bit cramped

[molten pasture]

what do you mean by that

[molten pasture]

ai formed roman empire

are rebellions on

[elfin sphinx]

nah that was me

got bored

[molten pasture]

oh

[frank marten]

close together

[molten pasture]

well

OH I HAVE AN IDEA

i have this really good europe map with countries

[frank marten]

show us

[elfin sphinx]

all the northern countries going ham on colonization

[molten pasture]

i could change it it’s too much

like

[frank marten]

just remove kings icons

[molten pasture]

remove some countries

[frank marten]

lol

[molten pasture]

ok wait a sec

[elfin sphinx]

swedes are in south america

[stuck zephyr]

nice

[molten pasture]

guyana je svieden

[frank marten]

what era's that?

[molten pasture]

i dont think its an era

its just a bunch of countries

but thtey are named

[frank marten]

or year

[molten pasture]

i think its just

random regions

[frank marten]

most of them are probably tribes

[molten pasture]

these are the countries

[stuck zephyr]

city sta

city states

[frank marten]

ok i get what u mean

[stuck zephyr]

can i be the vatican city

@molten pasture

[frank marten]

certainly not an era

[molten pasture]

one of the german states is just called germania

[elfin sphinx]

I feel like I could do everything but some Caucasus countries, small island nations, and city states

[molten pasture]

yes

@frank marten do you want to play

@elfin sphinx @mint ridge

[elfin sphinx]

nope

[frank marten]

im probably gonna sleep soon

[elfin sphinx]

im finna be up all night 💀

[molten pasture]

oh

[molten pasture]

doing what

[elfin sphinx]

Map making

[molten pasture]

ok then

[elfin sphinx]

It'll work fr fr

[molten pasture]

richmond je xinjiang

[frank marten]

i still need a good asia map

[molten pasture]

@stuck zephyr you can be vatican but no one else wants to play

[frank marten]

i still need a way to make russia weaker

for my europe rps

[molten pasture]

russia is weak in my map

since

russia isnt united

thre is no russia

0 army

[elfin sphinx]

bigger states

simple

the main reason why they're so strong is that they have a shit ton of states

limit that and bam

[frank marten]

i dont think that would rlly help

bc monaco in my europe rp that is active rn

has fucking 205 population

for one tile

[elfin sphinx]

less habitable land, make some uninhabitable land mountains

thats another solution

[frank marten]

which also borders water

[frank marten]

i dont want to place random mountains where they shouldnt be

[molten pasture]

@stuck zephyr still here?

[frank marten]

but i'll try the cities option

i tried it once

but i had no patience

i did do it with a fantasy world once tho

and it lowered their pop

[molten pasture]

what is soon for you

[frank marten]

in a couple mins

ok now imma sleep

[stuck zephyr]

yes

i am here

[molten pasture]

what do we do

[stuck zephyr]

ok

ask rome if i can buy them

btw u can be a country too if u want

[molten pasture]

buy them?

[stuck zephyr]

yes

[molten pasture]

that will just be a 1v1

[stuck zephyr]

im hardly gonna invade rome with 1 soldier

[molten pasture]

it wouldnt be very fun

[molten pasture]

are you sure?

just confirming

[stuck zephyr]

yes

ask if i can

also can you turn me yellow

[molten pasture]

im pretty sure they wouldnt let you buy their entire country

[elfin sphinx]

Romes aggression further into africa is crazy

[stuck zephyr]

they would

[molten pasture]

i dont think becoming the vatican is the smartest option here

[elfin sphinx]

say britain which year should I make this map for poltical

[molten pasture]

why

[molten pasture]

make a map for 1000 bc

when the kingdom of israel existed

[elfin sphinx]

😐

[molten pasture]

make a map for 1914 then

[elfin sphinx]

that's easier

[molten pasture]

@stuck zephyr ok lets say they said yes

how would you go forward here

whats the next thing you do

[stuck zephyr]

uh

[molten pasture]

im saxony

i will invade hanover

hannover

[stuck zephyr]

ask to buy naples

[molten pasture]

really?

[stuck zephyr]

yes

we're all ethnic italian so its ok

[elfin sphinx]

why's irish the biggest culture in the Americas

[molten pasture]

yes but

that means you lead

not them

naples declines

what now

gonna ask every country?

[stuck zephyr]

army comparison?

[mint ridge]

Im alive

[molten pasture]

choose your country

[mint ridge]

idk how to get those maps on ios sadly

[mint ridge]

What can i be!

?

[molten pasture]

if you know enough about europe

name something from here

[mint ridge]

OH MY GOD

turkey

[molten pasture]

or screenshot and ask

[gleaming vector]

can i be crete?

[molten pasture]

turkey alright

[molten pasture]

yea sure

[stuck zephyr]

god dammit

can i invade genova

[mint ridge]

Fuck that

Ima be sweden again

[molten pasture]

wait

[molten pasture]

sweden?

ok

[mint ridge]

Actuallt naw il be turkey

[stuck zephyr]

can i invade this

[molten pasture]

@gleaming vector are you sure about crete

[stuck zephyr]

a full send

[mint ridge]

Il be turkey nvm

[gleaming vector]

why wouldnt i be

[molten pasture]

yes thats genoa

the thing left of it is monao

monaco

[molten pasture]

i mean

what would you do?

[mint ridge]

Idk the name but invade the country right below me

[gleaming vector]

nvm

ill be aragon

if that exists

[molten pasture]

battle of

uh

i dont know

[elfin sphinx]

Bro the irish colonized central america 💀

[mint ridge]

Invade them

[stuck zephyr]

@molten pasture

i declare war on genoa

[molten pasture]

battle of leipzeg

[molten pasture]

arent you sweden?

[mint ridge]

No switched back

[molten pasture]

oh

this?

like

invade this?

[mint ridge]

Yes incade

[molten pasture]

thats kurdistan

ok

[mint ridge]

Ok

[molten pasture]

@gleaming vector what are you gonna do as aragon

[gleaming vector]

i aam going to see which of my neighbors is the weakest

[molten pasture]

oh right

you arent very bigg

big

you are just barcelona and a little more

zaragoza is in basque for some reason

wait

ill change it

[mint ridge]

lmao

[boreal sage]

Some warships

[molten pasture]

there

[gleaming vector]

who is weaker than me

near by

[molten pasture]

basque country

war on them?

[gleaming vector]

i will before invading ask basque if they wish to join me

[silent ferry]

I an losing track

I have 4 insane rps going on at once

[mint ridge]

Really?

Can i join

[molten pasture]

they decline

they speak basque

you speak catalonian

[gleaming vector]

i invade then

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you two are different

[elfin sphinx]

Famous roman eastern europe and north africa

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2022 europe with my friends, 1444 world with my friends, 1936 europe there and 1815 world there

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i will inform when a war ends

[elfin sphinx]

1444 one must be going crazy

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how laggy is it

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It is

Austrian canada

Austrian thirteen colonies

Polish-lithuanian la plata

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@mint ridge oh yea

forgot to mention

[elfin sphinx]

well not that much in terms of how laggy this game can get

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tlemceni new foundland

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at least for me

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turkey has the 2nd biggest population

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mhm

[mint ridge]

Dope

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thats not much

[elfin sphinx]

meaning by I can run it at sonic speed, and stuff will happen

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brandenburgian yucatan

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(Imagine an rp on this map)

[elfin sphinx]

I hate this colonialism

[mint ridge]

Someone colonizs my d

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I DIED

[silent ferry]

also shoutout to swedish mongolia

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NOOOO

[elfin sphinx]

England and sweden got south america 💀

[elfin sphinx]

wtf

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you forgot xhosa shetland islands

[silent ferry]

and to burgundian canada

and granadian canada

[elfin sphinx]

OH BTW I FORGOT TO MENTION THIS IS 100 POP MAX VILLAGES

1 sec lemme turn that off

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and now there is aragonese canada

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why is everything in canada

ok

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everyone tried colonizing canada

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im france now

i died

[elfin sphinx]

tell my family i love them

[mint ridge]

Didnt u go to sleep?

[silent ferry]

eventually me and my ally eliminated all others

[silent ferry]

I did not😈

Im on mobile tho

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Oh

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shoutout to norwegian france

Sweden and norway swept a lot of places after i conquered denmark

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percentage is going down

[elfin sphinx]

nah we're still stable

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i was austria

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turkey is doing good

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i also lost HRE emperorship and was forced to be an ottoman vassal

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@silent ferry do you want to play

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So technically canada was ottoman

ok

show me map

[gleaming vector]

how am i doing

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you won in basque

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yay

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wait

[mint ridge]

Just keep pushing down south

[gleaming vector]

am big

[molten pasture]

what about the caucasus

and the balkans

also you dont have instabul

[mint ridge]

We can kill them after

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Hmmm

[silent ferry]

no istanbul

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i have no idea why its independent

[mint ridge]

first we take the south then kill everyone else

[gleaming vector]

@molten pasture i am going to puppet my weakest neighbor

[silent ferry]

byzantium

so real

[mint ridge]

we keep pushing south first

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iraq or syria

[elfin sphinx]

ur game ever get so laggy u cant open the kingdom menu?

[mint ridge]

Once we are done we will take instanbul and establish the Greater Ottoman Empire

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Both lmao

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one day i wanna host a complete battle royale rp

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@stuck zephyr you are still at war but you are taking a break

for some reason

[mint ridge]

o

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with countries that have similar sizes

[elfin sphinx]

Bro became Caesar

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everyone is locked at war and you can do a little bit of microing armies

[stuck zephyr]

hows my invasion of genoa

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you are still at war but you are taking a break
for some reason

[silent ferry]

can i b poland

[stuck zephyr]

oh

[mint ridge]

o

[molten pasture]

your general isnt doing anything

[silent ferry]

what is in poland

[stuck zephyr]

which one

[stuck zephyr]

can you just micro and send them in to genoa

[silent ferry]

show me it

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poland and galicia/lesserpoland

[silent ferry]

I choose Poland and push for galicia

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and pomerania

exists

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alright

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Also this isnt galicia - 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

Galicia is in modern day southwest ukraine - 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[mint ridge]

Is my war over yet?

[mint ridge]

Can u stream this? 💀

in a vc ss lmao

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@gleaming vector catalonia your weakest neighbor is too close to your size to be puppeted

the only solution is a war

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stream?

ok

[mint ridge]

Vc1?

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where''

what category is that

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Voice channels in this server

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i cant find voice channels

OHH

[mint ridge]

Where i joined

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do you see

@stuck zephyr @silent ferry @gleaming vector join vc if you want

[gleaming vector]

i cant

[mint ridge]

Look at my war

[gleaming vector]

okay

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@mint ridge both syria and iraq at the same time?

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Yes

maybe it wasnt my greatest play

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@stuck zephyr

you finished with genoa

[elfin sphinx]

AHHHHH

[mint ridge]

i love how my army isnt doing shit

god damn

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@gleaming vector uh

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@molten pasture go into the powerbox menu that wb gives u and enable the setting where u can see the army amount of the cities

[gleaming vector]

?

[mint ridge]

that one

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that?

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it shows a cities army

and a nations army

[mint ridge]

very useful imo

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something doesnt feel right here

wait

0 army

[gleaming vector]

switch to catalonia

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maybe you could peace with catalonia

and after i unite france

i can help you with catalonia

[gleaming vector]

fine

ill wp catalonia

[stuck zephyr]

nice i got genoa

is @gleaming vector spain?

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what next

[mint ridge]

hows my war going lol

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@silent ferry you got galicia

[stuck zephyr]

@molten pasture send an ultimatum to san marino

to join me or to be invaded

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watch stream

[stuck zephyr]

they can have their population be killed, or be spared

[mint ridge]

well there fucking dead

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they accept

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ik
im just saying it here then looking at my phone

i was watching from phone

Comp is better doe

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this is what george bush would've wanted

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yes

The american dream

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how the fuck did they get up there

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They are dead

WHAT

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69 army

hahahhahaha

im so funny

wait

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Hehehaw

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61 vs 51

that doesnt seem good

[mint ridge]

well fuck

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@stuck zephyr ypou have sanmarino what do you want to do now

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it should be fine

It was not fine actually

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your armyis gone

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I can tell

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man

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Iraq is just running away from home

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bro what

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They died

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finally

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Lets fuck arabia

i wann eat there ass

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what

@stuck zephyr @silent ferry what are you guys gonna do

[mint ridge]

that means declare war

[mint ridge]

Also yeah

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huh

Did i conquer galicia

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yes

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Kaliningrad and pomerania

i want them

[mint ridge]

IS MY ARMY GONNA DO SOMETHING?

[silent ferry]

no

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ok ill start with kaliningrad

what

the arabs are better than you in every single way @mint ridge

[mint ridge]

Well shit

there army is dying though

[molten pasture]

i should try to make

ai events happen

[mint ridge]

Im pulling a ww2 in russia

Letting them waste there troops then pushing back hard

see

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THEY CAPTURE

oh

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no i think your army is just slow

[mint ridge]

Yeah i fucking know im just making excuses

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maybe you should let your army rest

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Ok

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this is why this keeps happening

[mint ridge]

They are slow

[stuck zephyr]

im waiting rn

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Thats why

[stuck zephyr]

ask naples if they would lie to join yet

like*

im gonna try to be more peaceful this time around

WOAH WHOS PLAYING AS FRANCE

anyways yeah @molten pasture ask naples if they would llie to join the papal states

like*

[gleaming vector]

@molten pasture what does my army look like

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me

i lost as saxony

@stuck zephyr

[stuck zephyr]

rip

anyways does naples accept

[mint ridge]

The desert will fall next BUT

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no they would not

[mint ridge]

We will need to wait for my army to grow

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sicily is allied to naples

[stuck zephyr]

damn it

hngg

2 for the price of one

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@silent ferry

what now

you won in poland

[stuck zephyr]

am i stronger than both of them

[stuck zephyr]

damn

inavde the 2 italian nations above me

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i would try taking someone else

before them

[stuck zephyr]

ACTUALL

ACTUALLY

WAIT

BEFORE I INVADE

ASK THEM IF THEY WOULD LIKE TO PEACEFULLY JOIN FIRST

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there is only one italian nation above you

one austrian nation

one slovene nation

oh yea

[stuck zephyr]

oh well can i annex the austrian nation too

ask them if they would like to join

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corsica-sardinia exists

of course not

they are south tyrol

[stuck zephyr]

both the italian and the austrian one

the italian?

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venice joins you

[stuck zephyr]

aight

[mint ridge]

How are my troops looking

[stuck zephyr]

declare war on south tyrol

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will you keep your name

or change it

[stuck zephyr]

yes

keep it

i dont want to be italy as of now

i want to be the papal states

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only 5 people

arent a part of the military

in south tyrol

there are 18 people

13 are int he military

[mint ridge]

lmao

[stuck zephyr]

invade it

i aint scared of no austrians

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andorra is surrounded by me

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i was

[gleaming vector]

@molten pasture i invade catalonia

[mint ridge]

U already killed its population

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IM INVADING THEM FOR YOU

[gleaming vector]

ok

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there

i will now cede your land back

[stuck zephyr]

lmao

you were scared of me?

you had a much bigger army than me

i only had disloyal friends

[mint ridge]

hows turkey looking

[gleaming vector]

tyty

[gleaming vector]

fren

[stuck zephyr]

@gleaming vector are you france or spain

[gleaming vector]

aragon

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do you want to change your name

you are currently pre ww1 ottomans

[mint ridge]

Go into city view

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except

no israel

[mint ridge]

i wanna see each cities army count

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and no cosntantnaibnople

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we are allies

[gleaming vector]

ok

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oh

and no cyprus

[mint ridge]

Im gonna wait a little longer for my great invasion of Africa

[molten pasture]

you should probably get israel or cyprus next

[stuck zephyr]

ooooo

are you christian

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please dont get israel

[mint ridge]

why

[stuck zephyr]

im only allying with christian countries

[gleaming vector]

like irl?

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because then i would have to intervene

[stuck zephyr]

because im the papal states

[stuck zephyr]

nono

ingame

[mint ridge]

tf?

[gleaming vector]

sure yea

[mint ridge]

ur the host

[molten pasture]

no one wages war with the holy land and gets away with it

[stuck zephyr]

oo

aragon wanna ally?

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@stuck zephyr told me to be someone

[stuck zephyr]

i basically own all of italy except naples and sicily

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because there wasnt many people

im france

ok ok you can have israel

but

who are you taking first

[mint ridge]

idk

[gleaming vector]

sure

[mint ridge]

Il problem wipe israel first

Im not gonna kill all of them

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kaliningrad had 0 cities

it took them like 3 years

to collapse

[mint ridge]

lmao

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@deft oracle hi

[stuck zephyr]

@deft oracle hi

im the papal states

its europe

and north africa

and west asia

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@gleaming vector what do you want to do

you gt south tyrol @stuck zephyr '

[gleaming vector]

im going to build up my military

[elfin sphinx]

This game makes me hate squares

[molten pasture]

ok

sshould we leave andorra alone

[silent ferry]

e

[mint ridge]

Hows my army count looking?

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im renaming monaco to nice

muahahha

[gleaming vector]

leave em for me

[mint ridge]

il wait longer

[molten pasture]

not good in the south

but

you could probably get constantinople back

or cyprus

cyprus is a naval invasion

it doesnt really matter

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alright

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what are you gonna do

[stuck zephyr]

france

can we have a coalition against naples

[molten pasture]

you could maybe

unite with lithuania

[stuck zephyr]

i want naples

but naples is being mean

[molten pasture]

hhmmm

sure

is munster south west

or north west

do we start war against naples?

@stuck zephyr

also what would i gain

from this war

@gleaming vector @mint ridge what about you guys