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[stuck zephyr]

SWEDENS SIDE

[silent ferry]

you just surrendered

[stuck zephyr]

yes but

we have a government in exile inside of greece

[gleaming vector]

@silent ferry Yugoslavia begins the mass production of arms and sends huminatarian aid to both sides(they will have buy arms tho)

[magic lily]

Greece brings their heir back from Greenland as the king has died and the heir is ready to take the throne

[stuck zephyr]

dont tell britain or germany i said this

[floral olive]

lmao

UK has colonies

[robust jungle]

Encourage any neutral nations to join the fight against the fascists@silent ferry

[floral olive]

Send all the slaves we've to Sweden to kill commies

They're worthless

[magic lily]

Can I have Cyprus from you for safekeeping

[stuck zephyr]

@robust jungle

[silent ferry]

based

[stuck zephyr]

i surrendered

sorry

i had like 1 troop

but it got bulldozed by german forces

[silent ferry]

um

britain

[gleaming vector]

Who want to buy weapons

[silent ferry]

do you know what you have just done

[robust jungle]

me

[floral olive]

If they survive, they survive

Just kill the commies

[robust jungle]

i will buy weapons

[magic lily]

Give me them

[stuck zephyr]

me?

[silent ferry]

you just turned the tide of the war in Africa

[floral olive]

Produce weapons in Ireland

[stuck zephyr]

uh oh

[silent ferry]

and possibly the entire war

[stuck zephyr]

uh oh

[floral olive]

I said slaves

[silent ferry]

well

[robust jungle]

Support and fund rebellions in all British Colonies

[floral olive]

Not troops

[stuck zephyr]

neville chamberlain is not gonna be happy with me now

[floral olive]

Slaves

[silent ferry]

The Second World War is on

[floral olive]

Oswald Mosley is PM

[elfin sphinx]

ima spontaneously combust myself

[silent ferry]

also be aware that i wont be microing your armies

[stuck zephyr]

neville chamberlain is exiled in greece too

[floral olive]

He's dead

[robust jungle]

Hows my nuke research

[stuck zephyr]

no

[gleaming vector]

@silent ferry I sell arms to every faction in the war

[stuck zephyr]

hes exiled in greece

with me

[elfin sphinx]

Can I, france, just surrender and become a german puppet 😦

[stuck zephyr]

but you dont now that

cuz its secret

[floral olive]

Annex France

[stuck zephyr]

the axis are gonna win 💀

[floral olive]

It'll become puppet of Germany and UK

[silent ferry]

Sweden invades Germany

[elfin sphinx]

If im gonna get annexed ill just fight till the end

[stuck zephyr]

wow greece sure is beautiful

[robust jungle]

@silent ferry supply weapons to rebels in african colonies and encourage rebellions

[stuck zephyr]

sunbathes on greek beach drinking wine

[silent ferry]

Germany and the UK begin diplomatic efforts to form an Anti-Soviet Bloc

[stuck zephyr]

im sure luxembourg is totally fine and not being genocided by germans

[floral olive]

Just join the Axis

[elfin sphinx]

FRANCE JOINS AXIS

[floral olive]

PREPARE TOTAL WAR

[magic lily]

Greece sends peace deal to Turkey asking for All the Western half of it

[floral olive]

Ask Turkey to join the Axis

[robust jungle]

FRANCE JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST THE FASVISTS THEYRE GOING TO MASSACRE AND GENOCIDE YOU

[gleaming vector]

@silent ferry we send humanitarian aid to all cities caught in the crossfire of the war

[stuck zephyr]

@silent ferry ask the germans to establish a puppet government in luxembourg

[stuck zephyr]

they're already genocing luxembourg 🙁

[floral olive]

Give France 3 billion pounds to help them

[silent ferry]

Greece and Bulgaria break through the Turkish line

[stuck zephyr]

im currently hiding in greece

dont tell the axis that

or greece will get invaded

[robust jungle]

@silent ferry nuke progress?

[stuck zephyr]

and we cant have that happen

[robust jungle]

also bomb britain with napalm

[stuck zephyr]

otherwise i have literally nowhere to go

[magic lily]

Don't make me send you to the fronts

[gleaming vector]

Who wants many weapon

[floral olive]

@silent ferry show me the map

[robust jungle]

me

[stuck zephyr]

HOW DARE YOU TELL A GOVERNMENT IN EXILE THAT

[floral olive]

I'll pay you twice as much as commies

[stuck zephyr]

THATS IT

I FEEL BACKSTABBED BY GREECE AGAIN

[gleaming vector]

Deal

[stuck zephyr]

FOR THE 3RD TIME

[silent ferry]

slow

[robust jungle]

150 billion

[floral olive]

Cool

[magic lily]

I just need you to be quiet

[floral olive]

We can afford this

[gleaming vector]

@silent ferry we begin shipping weaponry to @floral olive

[floral olive]

The biggest colonial empire

[silent ferry]

Poland, Romania and Lithuania join the Axis

[stuck zephyr]

you know what

im mad that you threatened me

[robust jungle]

100 trillion for your weapons @gleaming vector

[stuck zephyr]

I TELL THE AXIS THAT GREECE IS HIDING GOVERNMENTS IN EXILE

[floral olive]

They already started providing

So

Fuck off

[magic lily]

@stuck zephyr Greece hands them over to the Axis

[robust jungle]

Napalm London and all major british cities

[stuck zephyr]

oh shit oh fuck

[gleaming vector]

I still am sending humanitarian aid to cities affected by the war

[stuck zephyr]

swim away to hide in liechtenstein

[silent ferry]

Madrid falls to the Nationalists

[floral olive]

Fund 400.000 shelters for every citizen of UK

[robust jungle]

@silent ferry Drop my first prototype on London

[stuck zephyr]

wait @magic lily

please accept me back

[floral olive]

You don't even have a proto

[stuck zephyr]

by the looks of it axis didnt even care

your still a neutral nation

[robust jungle]

I know, im just preparing to drop it

[magic lily]

@robust jungle May I have the city of Alexandria, Egypt if the revolt works

[stuck zephyr]

@magic lily ACCEPT ME BACK PLEASE

[gleaming vector]

I begin developments of bombs and will ship them to the highest bidder @silent ferry

[stuck zephyr]

IM GONNA DIE

BY THE LOOKKS OF IT THE AXIS LITERALLY DIDNT CARE

[magic lily]

I'll send you to an ally, Ethiopia, you'll be safe there

[stuck zephyr]

WDYM

ETHIOPIAS ANNEXED BY ITALY

THEY'LL GENOCIDE ME

[robust jungle]

75 trillion

[gleaming vector]

I doubt you even have that much money

[magic lily]

Sorry, not keeping up with the politics

[stuck zephyr]

PLEASE

ACCEPT ME BACK

[silent ferry]

Turkish communists are pushed back as there is less Soviet aid

[stuck zephyr]

ILL KEEP IT A SECRET

BY THE LOOKS OF IT THE AXIS DIDNT HEAR

[silent ferry]

i dont even know whats going on anymore

luxembourg switches governments every month

[robust jungle]

I doubt you have bomb proof infrastructure🥰

[floral olive]

Pay 3 trillion pounds to produce Royal Air Force

[frigid sorrel]

I keep sending them to war

[magic lily]

I will accept you back but you keep quiet

[frigid sorrel]

The wars have claimed 9k lives

[stuck zephyr]

deal deal deal

[gleaming vector]

@floral olive how much would you pay for bombs

[magic lily]

May the peace talks at Turkey start?

[silent ferry]

Ireland surrenders to the Axis

[frigid sorrel]

Anyway I’ve covered the border in land mines and imma start war again

[stuck zephyr]

@silent ferry wdym i havnt switched sides since

i was sitting in a concentration camp in austria for most of the time

until

[silent ferry]

ok

[stuck zephyr]

uh

somebody freed me

[silent ferry]

currently istanbul is exposed

[floral olive]

Help Irish people with the humanitarian aid

[silent ferry]

but you are losing asia minor

[robust jungle]

leak radiation in british water ways

[stuck zephyr]

not saying who freed me

[magic lily]

That's why we start the peace conference now

[stuck zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-creepy-smile-gif-18297390

[stuck zephyr]

war crimes moment

[gleaming vector]

@silent ferry we ship out bombs to every nation

[floral olive]

Smh you don't have radiation leaks

[elfin sphinx]

France joins the united kingdom in whatever it needs help with

[robust jungle]

bomb the hell out of London

[elfin sphinx]

best pals

[robust jungle]

and paris

[silent ferry]

LMAO

the UK is fascist

[stuck zephyr]

ok listen here greece

[elfin sphinx]

better than red

[stuck zephyr]

i dont like you, you dont like me, but can we please somehow become allies

[magic lily]

@silent ferry The first peace conference is held in Izmir right now

[silent ferry]

France declares war on the Internationale

[floral olive]

Nie mogę na priv ci napisać więc napiszę tutaj

[stuck zephyr]

@magic lily

[floral olive]

Nakurwiaj njukami na szwecje

Za potop szwedzki

[silent ferry]

nie masz nuków-

[silent ferry]

hm

[floral olive]

To nakurwiaj grantami

[silent ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[stuck zephyr]

whats he saying

[silent ferry]

już się robi

[magic lily]

For now let's leave it at a nebulous state cause that will benefit us, don't you think

[elfin sphinx]

VIVA LA FRANCE

[stuck zephyr]

well

but

if you ally with me your not putting yourself in danger

so its fine

cuz my country literally does not exist anymore

[floral olive]

Ale tak porzadnie

[robust jungle]

Sweden announces the dissolution of it's Government and State. Sweden no longer exists and is in a state of Anarchy, war, death, terror, radiation, and drop whayever is left on london

[floral olive]

Jebac komuchow jak sie da

[stuck zephyr]

it got genocided and bombed into oblivion by the UK

[frigid sorrel]

A thousand people die per year of war

[stuck zephyr]

luxembourg is literally just gone

[stuck zephyr]

WHY

[robust jungle]

hehe

[gleaming vector]

@silent ferry we ship bombs to the axis

[silent ferry]

A wave of air strikes sweeps Sweden, casualty figures vary from 10 to 30

[magic lily]

@silent ferry Greece sends their wills to Turkey:
• Get Eastern Thrace and Istanbul
• Get Eastern Asia Minor

[floral olive]

10 to 30 thousand ofc

[silent ferry]

more strikes will soon follow

[stuck zephyr]

@magic lily i'd like to become a greek politician

as luxembourg has been annexed by the german reich

[robust jungle]

Begin the leaking of a new biochemical called "Zvirus" that makes zombies because sweden goes out in style, and zombies.

[silent ferry]

Turkey accepts if you aid them against the communists

[gleaming vector]

I gave you more bombs

[floral olive]

Thx

[silent ferry]

uh

[floral olive]

Use all the bombs from Yugoslavia to attack Yugoslavia and capture their factories

[silent ferry]

i dont wanna be that guy but

[gleaming vector]

Wtf

[stuck zephyr]

NAFF MF JUST MADE PROJECT ZOMBOID 💀

[silent ferry]

i will have to go soon

[gleaming vector]

I was supplying you idiot

[magic lily]

Greece accepts but this will remain a secret and nebulous agreement, Greece will send weapons but won't have inscribed them as Greece

[stuck zephyr]

he betrayed you

[silent ferry]

but im gonna be there for a couple more minutes

[floral olive]

Now we'll get that for free

[stuck zephyr]

just like how greece has betrayed me 3 times

[floral olive]

[silent ferry]

ok

[floral olive]

Annex Yugoslavia

[gleaming vector]

I was giving you them for free 😐

[robust jungle]

enjoy your zombie apocalypse guys, its a little parting gift from sweden

[stuck zephyr]

@magic lily can i become your second in command

[gleaming vector]

Idiot

[floral olive]

Then don't annex Yugoslavia

[stuck zephyr]

since luxembourg is gone

forever

[gleaming vector]

You already bombed our factories

[stuck zephyr]

the british nuked the entirety of luxembourg

i have no homeland anymore

[magic lily]

After we finish the war in a Anatolia

[floral olive]

[stuck zephyr]

im homeless

my house is currently 6 ft underground and full of radiation

[floral olive]

Ok enough it's NONSENSE

[stuck zephyr]

@floral olive REPAIR MY H OUSE NOW

[stuck zephyr]

LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO IT

[floral olive]

Kill @stuck zephyr

[stuck zephyr]

YOU CANT

IM IN EXILE

[floral olive]

Airraid Greece

[stuck zephyr]

I FLED LUXEMBOURG CUZ YOU NUKED IT

[gleaming vector]

we develop the nuke

[magic lily]

A new town is built in Greece called Eirene "Peace" for the Luxembourg refugees, if any have survived

[stuck zephyr]

YOU DONT KNOW IM IN EXILE

ITS A SECRET

[gleaming vector]

As we ship it to Germany

[magic lily]

It's a secret, you don't know

[stuck zephyr]

FOR ALL YOU KNOW IM DEAD

[stuck zephyr]

theres like

6 luxembourgish refugees

4 (including me) being former luxembourgish politicians

[gleaming vector]

@silent ferry Yugoslavia joins the axis

[stuck zephyr]

2 being citizens

all of us support democracy

[frank marten]

Correct but I have been doing this for over a year now

[gleaming vector]

As we immediatly bomb all enemies around us @silent ferry

[magic lily]

Greece asks if Turkey could give them Trebizond and the surrounding areas for helping with the commies

[silent ferry]

so did britain, if not for longer

im pretty sure

[silent ferry]

okay

[magic lily]

@silent ferry Greece asks if Turkey could give them Trebizond and the surrounding areas for helping with the commies

[stuck zephyr]

i'd probs say longer

[frank marten]

I only saw him do it once

[stuck zephyr]

pretty sure i started the trend

[frank marten]

But I believe he’s been doing it for a very long time even so

[floral olive]

@silent ferry nmg napisać ci na pv lol

[frank marten]

I got the idea myself

[frank marten]

Anyways imma go now

[floral olive]

Weź wyślij mi plik z tym światem

[silent ferry]

aha

[silent ferry]

maybe

[floral olive]

Cos sie zjebalo

[silent ferry]

czk

[floral olive]

Pokazuje mi że muszę captche jakas zrobic

[gleaming vector]

Bomb Moscow till it’s nothing @silent ferry

[floral olive]

Chuj wie gdzie

[floral olive]

CHAD

[magic lily]

Is Ethiopia fighting the Italians?

[silent ferry]

based

[floral olive]

PROVIDE 10B POUNDS TO YUGOSLAVIA

[stuck zephyr]

i thought ethiopia was annexed

[silent ferry]

i forgor ab that

[stuck zephyr]

STOP TRYING TO SEND ME TO ETHIOPIA

IM GONNA GET KILLED

[magic lily]

It's not for that

[stuck zephyr]

SURELY YOU HAVE ROOM FOR 6 LUXEMBOURGISH REFUGEES

[gleaming vector]

@silent ferry we also will constant air raids on european Soviet land targeting infrastructure

I am not going to fuck around when it comes to the Soviet Union

[magic lily]

I might get part of Eritrea if I play this right

[stuck zephyr]

from fascists?

that sounds impossible

[silent ferry]

alright

so

[stuck zephyr]

also can i be vice president yet

since my country is a nuclear wasteland

[silent ferry]

i kind of have to go, but i will continue this tomorrow

[gleaming vector]

Mk

[stuck zephyr]

fuck

[silent ferry]

blame cet timezone

[magic lily]

Look at the bottom corned where Ethiopia is, does she look annexed

[silent ferry]

no

[stuck zephyr]

no

but

ethiopia isnt particularily doing the best anyways

even before the italo-ethiopian war

[magic lily]

You are the president of the Luxembourgish town in Greece

[gleaming vector]

I think the Soviets have taken heavy losses from what I. Have done

[silent ferry]

cya, the glorious nation of danzig will join the axis tomorrow

[stuck zephyr]

ok

i tell all the luxembourgish people to become greek citizens so we have more rights

[silent ferry]

worldbox crashed from me shutting it down

lmao

(i have the world saved dw dw)

[stuck zephyr]

im purely doing this for power

mainly cuz my country is a radioactive wasteland

and uh

i cant exactly switch nation

since most nations are involved in ww2

except perhaps iran or iraq

or turkey

hmm

i might become iran

[gleaming vector]

What if I did one of these thing 🤔

[stuck zephyr]

might actually become iran

the kingdom of persia

achaemenid empire

[elfin sphinx]

Funny cuz the map actually goes to india 💀

[stuck zephyr]

ik 💀

i cant actualyl form achaemenid tho cuz

LITERALLY EVERYBODY IS AXIS

EXCEPT ME

[elfin sphinx]

💀

best ally with the soviets

[floral olive]

Every single nation declared war to Sweden

[frigid sorrel]

Massive line battle who will win?

[elfin sphinx]

red

[gleaming vector]

I just bombed the shit out of the soviets

[frigid sorrel]

Most likely tbh, 20ish more men and better culture for fighting

[gleaming vector]

Red will crush the northern flank and encircle the greens

[elfin sphinx]

center is greens tho

south flank is balanced

[gleaming vector]

But north flank is simply out matched in terms of numbers

[frigid sorrel]

Imma start it

[frigid sorrel]

Nah it’s kinda even

[floral olive]

USSR has fallen due to Yugoslavian bombings

[frigid sorrel]

But if a mess and ppl are running home

Red won in the north

[floral olive]

Who cares

[frigid sorrel]

South both sides fizzled out

[stuck zephyr]

honestly dude just stfu

[frigid sorrel]

Basically a draw but red finished with higher numbers

[stuck zephyr]

why the toxicity

gotta back fellow brits up

[floral olive]

Idk

[sinful cove]

A red tree 😱

[gleaming vector]

Manually pause and unpause your game

That should fix it

Oof

[frank marten]

S a m e

[wispy mango]

what ya think

[meager wind]

WHAT are those at the bottom

😮

is that a mod

[radiant monolith]

what is this 💀

[stuck zephyr]

no

its vanilla

[meager wind]

how do u get it?

where is the mod?

[sick steppe]

It’s base game, no mods.

The creature spawns in crystal biome.

[sinful elm]

When does mobile get the update?

[silent ferry]

what mods you installed

[sick steppe]

Soon after PC most of the time, we have no official release date, besides December.

[silent ferry]

i created a world war

[kind nimbus]

personally, for cold areas i add mountains before making the snow biome, then i add mountains and put personalized snow forms on mountains, it gives a better effect

[kind nimbus]

also ur making a weird use of water layers, but shapes and biome placing is very good

[fierce lotus]

Name generation at its finest

[steel ledge]

sus h

[astral nest]

Shush

[astral nest]

This arena will determine who is the best

Nvm this is the 2nd version

[astral nest]

Nvm 3.0

[mellow sierra]

Guys, do you have any idea what to do with this?

[boreal sky]

Mhm

[frank marten]

I'M CONTINUING YESTERDAYS MODERN EUROPE RP

IF YOU WANT TO JOIN JUST TELL ME THE COUNTRY U WANT TO CONTROL

GERMANY SURRENDERS TO FRANCE

ussr doesnt exist

its russia

[frank marten]

TREATY OF FRANKFURT

u cant

they too op

no

spain is claimed

@silent ferry

surprisingly even after germany's defeat and germany losing half of their country they are still rank 5

alr

u can also be germany

germany is AI

alr

[silent ferry]

h

[frank marten]

alrighty

alr

[silent ferry]

did i conquer portugal

[frank marten]

yes

a long time ago already

[silent ferry]

great

[frank marten]

btw here's ur stats

GERMAN REICH DECLARES WAR ON POLAND

[silent ferry]

begin federalization efforts

normalize ties to France

of what

[frank marten]

here we go again...

[young urchin]

AYO

caps

[silent ferry]

stop right there

[young urchin]

i meant yo

[frank marten]

sup

[silent ferry]

wasnt czechoslovakia britain's

[frank marten]

me waiting for @stuck zephyr to get online

[silent ferry]

no thanks

[frank marten]

correct

[young urchin]

anyways map?

[silent ferry]

i shall not ally fascists

[young urchin]

oh

[silent ferry]

and i will not let you annex chechoslovakia like that, it's player-led

[young urchin]

so im still romania

[frank marten]

yes

[young urchin]

goose

yes

[frank marten]

players that are offline at the moment will do nothing

and u cant attack them

for the sake of everyone's fun

[young urchin]

anyways i still didnt take goddam slovenia

[frank marten]

alr

[frank marten]

nope lol

[silent ferry]

traitor

[frank marten]

RUSSIA MAKES A PROPOSAL OF THE SPLIT OF POLAND

[silent ferry]

fight Ruskies 'till the last breath

[young urchin]

who the heck split germany again?

[silent ferry]

france lmao

[frank marten]

they lost to france

[young urchin]

and is france russia?

[frank marten]

no

[silent ferry]

ayo

[young urchin]

cuz the colors are very similar

[silent ferry]

wth they have same color

[frank marten]

france: lets pretend i dont exist

[frank marten]

bc i only take colors where ppl can see borders normally

and if something is a puppet then i will put the country name after that

[silent ferry]

i just have puppets be the same color

[frank marten]

ik

netherlands is a very fast developing country tho

in every rp i start

at the start they have 16 trooos

troops*

10 min later they have like 160

[young urchin]

before they get their final form

and invade all of germany

yep

i invade croatia

[frank marten]

ROMANIA DECLARES WAR ON CROATIA

[young urchin]

?

[frank marten]

KOSOVO FALLS

ALBANIA TAKES KOSOVO

A PEACE TREATY IS SIGNED

Kosovo will join Albania
All of Serbia's rights in Kosovo are removed

czechoslovakia is very lucky russia is nice to them

bc russia gave them their little part in ukraine

and now they're gonna give them a part of poland

for some reason these polish borders look kinda cool

i can send troops

i have a mod for that

[young urchin]

what mod?

[frank marten]

but you already have all the lands you're gonna need

[frank marten]

Diplomacy and Army Control mod

[young urchin]

cool

[frank marten]

in poland

so ur declaring war on bavaria?

[young urchin]

welp im prob not gonna use mods for an long time

cuz well i dont remember how

[frank marten]

POLAND OFFERS PEACE

RUSSIA ACCEPTS

[young urchin]

and i dont want worldbox to go haha funny go bug haha

again

[frank marten]

u already have all of your offered lands

and if you decline russia will just take poland

GERMAN REICH DECLARES WAR ON BAVARIA

TREATY OF WARSAW PROPOSAL

[young urchin]

at least i dont have to worry about poland protecting some angry tiny country again

[frank marten]

lol

TREATY OF WARSAW IS SIGNED

[young urchin]

wait does france have poland?

[frank marten]

czechoslovakia got free land lol

[frank marten]

no

ur troops were still stationed in poland they are now moving to bavaria

[young urchin]

how my war doing?

[frank marten]

lol

they kinda look like prussia

if they had rhineland

or this north german confederation

ur army's are working on it

[young urchin]

oh god

[young urchin]

its like moldova once again

[frank marten]

they are now starting to conquer bavaria

UK is still at war with france and denmark

lol

nope

ESTONIA SURRENDERS TO RUSSIA

RUSSIA ANNEXES ESTONIA

moscow is pretty much impossible to reach now

[young urchin]

i might just loose hungary to goddam croatia

[frank marten]

says a fascist dictator that is the leader of the fourth reich

[young urchin]

no

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

HUNGARY FALLS TO CROATIA

BAVARIA FALLS

GERMAN REICH ANNEXES BAVARIA

GERMAN REICH DECLARES WAR ON NETHERLANDS AND BELGIUM

GERMAN REICH DECLARES WAR ON AUSTRIA

[young urchin]

what was the ai doing

like

it sent 7 people

[frank marten]

FRANCE WARNS GERMANY TO STOP OR THEY WILL INTERFERE

[young urchin]

against 42 soldiers

[frank marten]

ur in control man

tell me when to send armies

nothing

nothing is happening

[young urchin]

map of hungary and romania?

[torpid kindle]

Naturally generated

[frank marten]

FRANCE OFFERS RHINELAND IF THEY LEAVE BENELUX ALONE

GERMAN REICH MAKES PEACE WITH BENELUX

GERMANY ANNEXES RHINELAND

A REFERENDUM IS HELD IN AUSTRIA TO JOIN GERMAN REICH

[tough void]

Naturally generated (I don’t have premium)

[frank marten]

RESULTS ARE IN:

46% JOIN
44% DONT JOIN
10% DIDNT VOTE

AUSTRIA ASKS TO JOIN GERMAN REICH

GERMAN REICH ANNEXES AUSTRIA

[young urchin]

progress on croatia and femboy slovenia?

[frank marten]

GERMAN REICH DECLARES WAR ON SLOVENIA

[young urchin]

send the 40 man army to go straight for the croatian capital

[frank marten]

CROATIA ASKS FOR WHITE PEACE

[young urchin]

no

[frank marten]

ROMANIA BEGINS AN OFFENSIVE INTO HUNGARY

[young urchin]

yey

[frank marten]

NO OF COURSE NOT

WARS ARE NOT THAT FAST

SLOVENIA UNITES WITH CROATIA

too late

they already united

A CIVIL WAR STARTS IN BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA

[young urchin]

avarage balkan people

[frank marten]

GERMANY DECLARES WAR ON CROATIA-SLOVENIA

[young urchin]

im fighting em

progress on le war?

[frank marten]

FRANCE WARNS GERMANY TO STOP THEIR AGGRESSION OR THEY WILL INTERFERE

peace

thats what you'll get

which one

there's no army with 78

FRANCE DECLINES

yes

but its a phoney war

UK is a player

so they aint doing anything

FRANCE ASKS WHAT KIND OF TREATY

FRANCE STATES THAT THEY WILL ONLY DO THAT IF YOU STOP THEIR AGGRESSION IN CROATIA-SLOVENIA

GERMANY SIGN PEACE WITH CROATIA-SLOVENIA

no

nope

RUSSIA ACCEPTS IF THEY CAN TAKE POLAND

yes

what is left of poland

this is their offer

RUSSIA STATES THAT THEY WANT POLAND FOR THE SAME REASON GERMAN REICH WANTS EAST PRUSSIA

THEY DECLINE BC OF THIS

it were their historical lands

RUSSIA STILL DECLINES

THEY STATE, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

ik but they want it back

TREATY IS SIGNED

RUSSIA INVADES POLAND

RUSSIA STATES IF YOU DO THAT THEY WILL DECLARE WAR ON YOU EVEN IF YOU WANT TO HELP

PEACE IS SIGNED IN BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA

Herzegovina gains independence
Republic Srpska joins Serbia
Bosnia gains independence

[young urchin]

progress on femboy croatia?

[young urchin]

wth happened to all my goddam armies

[frank marten]

TOP 5 STRONGEST COUNTRIES

idk

Türkiye declines

and brb

[elfin sphinx]

joinedo I won't be able to continue in this RP but how do the economy features work

UK

[young urchin]

im loosing to femboy croatia

[elfin sphinx]

UK agrees to German Annexation as long as we get civillian autonomy 😀

[stuck zephyr]

yo

im here

[young urchin]

hi

[stuck zephyr]

im czechoslovakia

WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH LAND

[young urchin]

russia

dont

[stuck zephyr]

no

i wont join germanny

romania whats happening

czechoslovakia and german reich have bad history

so no

[young urchin]

ok so

first

poland is gon

[stuck zephyr]

WHY DID WE LET LIAM PLLAY AGAIN

[young urchin]

uk is now owned by germany

i declared war on croatia

and lost some of hungary by now

[stuck zephyr]

how are you losing to a bunch of femboys

[young urchin]

and then they united with slovenia

idk man

i sent my army in hungary

and like they all died

[stuck zephyr]

but then his country will be gone

[young urchin]

no

[stuck zephyr]

so its not helping

its just making it worse

[young urchin]

id rather be annexed by slovenia

[stuck zephyr]

id rather be annexed by the vatican city

wait thats a good thing

id rather be annexed by mexico

[elfin sphinx]

Vatican just reforms the papal states

[stuck zephyr]

exactly

i'd rather be annexed by nobody

independence rules

aight well

romania

do u need help

[elfin sphinx]

U know pupetting in this game is far better militarily

because the 2 different ai's will have 2 different plans

instead of 1

[stuck zephyr]

romanias my ally

[young urchin]

lemme look at the map

[stuck zephyr]

why will you invade me

[young urchin]

nop

[stuck zephyr]

i see you've ancshluss'd austria there

[elfin sphinx]

Who tf is tryna reform austria hungary

[stuck zephyr]

looks like i dont have much longer left

[young urchin]

croatia is counter-attacking me

[elfin sphinx]

What is the color for facism again?

[stuck zephyr]

i always do fascist germany as black

[real matrix]

do you understand this?

[stuck zephyr]

BOY THAT AINT FASCISM

THATS THE GERMAN EMPIRE

no

its the german empire

[young urchin]

or black

[stuck zephyr]

literally german empire

[real matrix]

can i send all screenshots?

[stuck zephyr]

your shape is literally the german empire

LUXEMBOURG HAS 9 TROOPS

[frank marten]

BACK

[stuck zephyr]

im so proud of them

[elfin sphinx]

Russias creeping up on their ww1 territory

[frank marten]

no

anyways

[stuck zephyr]

if your being german reich

then

[frank marten]

RUSSIA ANNEXES POLAND

[stuck zephyr]

dont annex me instantly

but instead

ask for sudetenland

[frank marten]

russia gave you free land from poland btw

[stuck zephyr]

didnt even realise i got invaded

oh

i guess im becoming austria-hungary then

well shit

guess im being

[real matrix]

@frank marten check on philippines (if you are using whole world map)

[stuck zephyr]

bohemia-hungary then

[frank marten]

and for everything that i missed it doesnt count now bc i told yall brb

[young urchin]

should i give u hungary?

[stuck zephyr]

sure

[stuck zephyr]

if you dont mind

[stuck zephyr]

LITERALLY BECOMING AUSTRIA-HUNGARY

[frank marten]

thicc czechoslovakia

[young urchin]

actually

now that im thinking about it

i sorta need it

[stuck zephyr]

WHYDOIHAVETO

DONT DO IT

YOUR BLACK

ITS THE RACIST GUY

[elfin sphinx]

change of plans, can we just be a puppet?

[stuck zephyr]

says the one who literally exploited africa last campaign for black people

[frank marten]

CROATIA-SLOVENIA OFFERS WHITE PEACE WITH ROMANIA

[young urchin]

decline

[stuck zephyr]

NOOOO

YOU SHOULD OF ACCEPTED IT

SO I CAN BE AUSTRIA-HUNGARY (without austria)

i would of just mass invaded them

[frank marten]

he also supported christians in bosnian civil war and said kill all muslims

[stuck zephyr]

💀

[elfin sphinx]

Im doing medieval mc tho 😔

[stuck zephyr]

i wanna be this sexy empire

[young urchin]

i wanna own ALL OF THE BALKANS

[stuck zephyr]

WAIT

[young urchin]

I SHALL INVADE TURKEY NEXT

AND ITALY

AND THEN FRANCE

[elfin sphinx]

why can't I just be a puppet

[young urchin]

AND GERMANY

[stuck zephyr]

IF I BECOME AUSTRIA-HUNGARY THAT MEANS THAT I HAVE TO INVADE ROMANIA

NOOO

I DONT WANT TOD O THAT

dont worry romania you can keep transylvania

[elfin sphinx]

but a puppet is better militarily

[young urchin]

u can just be czechslovakia

[elfin sphinx]

2 different generals

[frank marten]

btw ur literally losing

[stuck zephyr]

🙁 but austria-hungary is so sexy

[frank marten]

ur army is almost dead and u lost hungary

[elfin sphinx]

I refuse, the Uk declares war on germany

[stuck zephyr]

BASED

BASED

BASED

[frank marten]

UK DECLARES WAR ON GERMANY

[young urchin]

show me the map

[frank marten]

also ur still at war with denmark and france

[real matrix]

cAn I tAkE uKrAiNe'S pAnHaNdLe

[stuck zephyr]

@frank marten ask britain, russia, romania and france for a coalition against germany

[elfin sphinx]

is peace with france an option?

[frank marten]

UK STATS

[frank marten]

yes bc nothing happened so just white peace

[real matrix]

i think i wanna be sealand

[elfin sphinx]

Okay

[frank marten]

it was literally a phoney war

[elfin sphinx]

white peace it is

[frank marten]

FRANCE ACCEPTS WHITE PEACE

[stuck zephyr]

@frank marten @elfin sphinx @young urchin ask britain, russia, romania and france for a coalition against germany

[young urchin]

@frank marten show me the romanian map

[elfin sphinx]

I'd join the coalition

[real matrix]

@frank marten can i be ukraine

[elfin sphinx]

alright guys screw medieval mc Im back in the game

[stuck zephyr]

im sure russia would love to get konigsberg back

[frank marten]

ukraine is ded

RUSSIA JOINS THE COALITION

[young urchin]

send all my armies into hungary and slovenia

[stuck zephyr]

LETS GO

@frank marten ME AND RUSSIA DECLARE WAR ON GERMANY

[real matrix]

@frank marten what map you use

[silent ferry]

back

am i alive

[frank marten]

RUSSIA DECLINES STATING THAT THEY NEVER LIKED GERMANY AND THAT THEY STOLE POLAND FROM THEM

[frank marten]

yes and ur unrest cooled down

[stuck zephyr]

II GIVE RUSSIA SO MUCH MONEY

[silent ferry]

alliance of what

[stuck zephyr]

we're removing fascism

[frank marten]

CZECHOSLOVAKIA DECLARES WAR ON GERMANY

[stuck zephyr]

from europe

[young urchin]

JOIN US

[frank marten]

RUSSIA DECLARES WAR ON GERMANY

[real matrix]

what are the available countries to be it? @frank marten

[stuck zephyr]

ROMANIA

[young urchin]

JOIN THE COALITION

[silent ferry]

i repeat, i am not supporting a fascist government

[stuck zephyr]

DECLARE WRA ON HUNGARY ROMANIA

[young urchin]

what

[stuck zephyr]

NOT HUNGARY

GERMANY

you cant just do that

[silent ferry]

a bit too late there buddy

[young urchin]

well i gotta finish with femboy croatia

[frank marten]

FRANCE ASKS TO JOIN THE COALITION

[stuck zephyr]

you cant swing from fascism to democracy in like 1 milisecond

[stuck zephyr]

ACCEPT

[silent ferry]

i am staying neutral

[frank marten]

FRANCE DECLARES WAR ON GERMANY

[stuck zephyr]

its a long process

[real matrix]

@frank marten what country is unclaimed?

[silent ferry]

lmao

[young urchin]

@frank marten map of romania again pls

[stuck zephyr]

funny coalition against germany

[silent ferry]

...unless you are luxembourg

[frank marten]

they never liked you they only allied for peace in europe

[stuck zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[real matrix]

what country can i control?

[frank marten]

@gleaming vector

[silent ferry]

thicc romania

[frank marten]

too many to name

[silent ferry]

anyway

show me morocco stats

[stuck zephyr]

@gleaming vector would you like to join the coalition against germany

[young urchin]

ask slovenia-croatia for an truce

[stuck zephyr]

DONT HELP

THINK OF THE FRISIANS

[frank marten]

CROATIA-SLOVENIA STATE THAT THEY WILL ONLY ACCEPT WHITE PEACE

[real matrix]

is someone controlling bulgaria?

[young urchin]

ok well

imma go

[frank marten]

no

[young urchin]

so

bye

[frank marten]

alr cya

[young urchin]

also dont join germany

[real matrix]

ok ill control bulgaria

[young urchin]

join the COALITION

[stuck zephyr]

or stay neutral

[silent ferry]

i declare war on morocco

[real matrix]

of what?

[stuck zephyr]

stay neutral mate

its not worth it

theres a huge coalition against fascist germany

just stay neutral

[frank marten]

thats not good

[stuck zephyr]

YOU CANNT JUST CHANGE IDEOLOGY THAT FAST

IT TAES YEARS

IT TAES YEARS

TAKES

[frank marten]

SPAIN DECLARES WAR ON MOROCCO

[silent ferry]

i will restore former spanish territories and bring order to morocco through a puppet government

[stuck zephyr]

GERMANY WAS FORCED

IT WAS A PUPPET

[frank marten]

ALGERIA JOINS THE WAR ON SPAIN'S SIDE

[stuck zephyr]

cmon spain please

i helped you restore order in your nation

join us

[silent ferry]

great

algieria will wear themselves down

[frank marten]

RUSSIA STARTS AN OFFENSIVE INTO EAST PRUSSIA

[silent ferry]

i'm gonna be honest

[real matrix]

russia stop it

[frank marten]

RUSSIA DECLINES

[silent ferry]

i don't think you need help rn

[silent ferry]

i am all for you diplomatically tho

[frank marten]

FRANCE STARTS OPERATION RHINELAND (LIBERATION OF THE RHINELAND)

[stuck zephyr]

russia doesnt want peace with you mate

they're pissed

[frank marten]

thats what moustache man also said

[elfin sphinx]

Rip Germany

[stuck zephyr]

coalition map rn (i think)

[real matrix]

did putin drink too much vodka?

[frank marten]

u forgot the part in lithuania

[frank marten]

and he failed

[stuck zephyr]

oh ye i did

WAIT

[real matrix]

the chat is getting slower

[stuck zephyr]

IT ACTUALLY KIND OF LOOKS LIKE WORLD WAR 1

JUST MISSING AUSTRIA-HUNGARY

[frank marten]

true

[stuck zephyr]

guess ill keep the situation updated

[frank marten]

and germany doesnt have a part in france and france own south west germany

[stuck zephyr]

declined

[real matrix]

ignores every war

[frank marten]

COALITION DECLINES

[stuck zephyr]

OH SHIT

THE GERMANS ARE KICKING RUSSIAS ASS

[real matrix]

WHAT A§§

[stuck zephyr]

we gotta keep the coalition active

once russia fully mobilizes their human meat shields we're gonna win

[real matrix]

no im not joining the coalition

[stuck zephyr]

dont

stay neutral

[frank marten]

GERMANY STARTS AN OFFENSIVE INTO FRANCE AND OPERATION RHINELAND FAILS

[stuck zephyr]

ffs france

[real matrix]

GERMANY DONT OFFEND

[frank marten]

FRANCE STARTS MOBILIZING THEIR TROOPS

[stuck zephyr]

ASSURE FINLAND THAT THEY WILL GET TERRITORY IF THEY STAY NUETRAL

NEUTRAL

[frank marten]

FINLAND ACCEPTS AS THEY HAD NO INTENTIONS OF INVADING RUSSIA

[stuck zephyr]

pog

[frank marten]

gimme ur province map so i can fix it

[stuck zephyr]

3% isnt even that much

[stuck zephyr]

dont think theres a way to share

lemme see

[frank marten]

just screenshot a blank map

[stuck zephyr]

oh

ok

i can do that

no

they are neutral

they had no intentions on attacking russia

@frank marten

[real matrix]

HOW DID ALL GET NEATURAL?

[stuck zephyr]

they didnt

he asked for a blank map

denmarks apart of the coalition

yes

no

annexed by UK

[elfin sphinx]

I'm at war with the danes

[stuck zephyr]

they're annexed

[elfin sphinx]

Oh

No

[stuck zephyr]

they are

[elfin sphinx]

That's just their colors i believe

[stuck zephyr]

look at the colours

[elfin sphinx]

It was that before I went to war with them

💀

[stuck zephyr]

nono

[real matrix]

ARE YOU BLIND?

[stuck zephyr]

most of denmark is owned by britain

in this ss

[elfin sphinx]

ohhhhh

[stuck zephyr]

channces are copenhagen has already fallen

[hazy patrol]

what the fuck is this

hell

[stuck zephyr]

not my map

[frank marten]

here's fixed coalition but fixes (too lazy to paint russia)

[hazy patrol]

everything's britain

we're doomed

[real matrix]

pov: you are blind

[stuck zephyr]

austria is german

[frank marten]

(denmark is germany's ally as britian never peaced them)

[frank marten]

i forgor

[low oriole]

ello

[stuck zephyr]

bad time to joinn

theres currently a world war

[frank marten]

anyways

[stuck zephyr]

uh

[frank marten]

tell me what did i miss

[stuck zephyr]

switzerland

italy

[real matrix]

i'm skipping world war

[stuck zephyr]

netherlands

belgium

luxembourg

nowhere

al the powerful ones are takken

all

[frank marten]

no

[stuck zephyr]

no

nobody is allowed to be russia

[frank marten]

and italy is pretty powerful

[stuck zephyr]

💀

or just ignore everyone

[frank marten]

MOROCCO STARTS AN OFFENSIVE INTO ALGERIA

[stuck zephyr]

turkeys already taken

ITALY IS NOT TAKEN

[frank marten]

taken

[real matrix]

MORROCO STOP IT ITS MY FAV COUNTRY

[frank marten]

i changed AI

since i cant control countries

ill make up a story

[stuck zephyr]

stop crying

[frank marten]

for AI countries

to make it more interesting

[stuck zephyr]

yeah and you joined at a terrible time

[stuck zephyr]

world war 1 just started

[low oriole]

Joinedo u got the mod wich allows forcing friendships and enemies with just 2 clicks right?

[frank marten]

ww3 actually

its modern

[stuck zephyr]

no