📷worldbox-screenshots

[stuck zephyr]

have them randomly happen

but have a rare chance of waves

cuz why not

[surreal harbor]

can’t wait to have alliances

[stuck zephyr]

same

me making allies, axis and comintern

[elfin sphinx]

Tell me while Hali is expanding to the other coast

[stuck zephyr]

Ah

[surreal harbor]

manifest destiny

[elfin sphinx]

Hali is going over its capacity

[old smelt]

Skill issue

[round gust]

War.
War never changes.

[elfin sphinx]

The struggle for the isles

Ah gets invaded from the south and suffers from sprouting rebellions

Hali looses their capital and is split in half

[stuck zephyr]

Ah

[stuck zephyr]

Ah Ah Ah

the 1st Ah is surprised the 2nd is fear and the 3rd is the nations name

[elfin sphinx]

What's funny is that chicken's family took over the royalty of their invaders

[elfin sphinx]

Plus side the invaders stabilized your empire

[stuck zephyr]

im not changing the stat limit

[round gust]

unable to defeat the invaders, the green army, or what was left of it, retreat to the ship. only one stay behind to stall the incoming wave

[elfin sphinx]

It's funny because I didn't customize customizablerpg

Cringey you declared war on Hali

[stuck zephyr]

ffs

rip Ah

[stuck zephyr]

i didnt either

im leaving it how it is rn

[elfin sphinx]

There's an A rank talent out there slaughtering people in the north

[stuck zephyr]

are talents gained on their own?

[elfin sphinx]

Born with

their talents

Me still wondering how your empire is alive

[round gust]

a secret weapon in the making

[brisk wigeon]

Go cringey u can do this!

[stuck zephyr]

😎

[elfin sphinx]

You're not even stable and you're still invading westward and getting invaded from the south

[stuck zephyr]

ffs

just soft crashed 3 times cuz of the leaderboard

cuz theres so much people in the world

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[round gust]

rip

67 vs 18

[elfin sphinx]

Cringey you have 3 grandkids and your lifespan is almost up

Just in time for a rising power in the south

Hali Resurgence

[round gust]

World war?

[elfin sphinx]

bruh

[stuck zephyr]

bruh

[misty perch]

bruh moment

[stuck zephyr]

damn the new wbox update sure be funky huh 💀

[elfin sphinx]

Fr

[stuck zephyr]

my last words

on my death bed

Ah

[misty perch]

the new worldbox cat models are kinda sussy uh 💀

[elfin sphinx]

Your heir was a disappointment

[brisk wigeon]

Hali might die if they keep getting in war

[stuck zephyr]

the collapse of Ah seems near

[brisk wigeon]

Ik 😭

[elfin sphinx]

That drop in stewardship

[brisk wigeon]

Oh nvm

[stuck zephyr]

Ah shit here we go again

URA

HIS NAME IS URA

WE MUST RALLY THE TROOPS AND INVADE THE FASCIST BEAST

URA! URA! URA!

i didnt know Ah was soviet

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[elfin sphinx]

I can start a rebellion if you want

[stuck zephyr]

fuck it sure

the soviet republic of Ah

[brisk wigeon]

It's pronounced u-r-a

So

You are a cringey

[stuck zephyr]

yeah but during ww2 the soviet soldiers apparently said URA while charging at the germans

pronounced u-rah

[brisk wigeon]

Oh I'm stupid

[brisk wigeon]

Yes

[elfin sphinx]

Should I give it it's own Dynasty?

[brisk wigeon]

I like Ho empire, might go there sometime soon

[elfin sphinx]

💀

Yeah that's hali

[stuck zephyr]

@elfin sphinx

activate this?

[elfin sphinx]

Oh wait what

[stuck zephyr]

do i activate this

[elfin sphinx]

Yes

[stuck zephyr]

by the looks of it you have it enabled

[elfin sphinx]

I DO NOT

They inherit the first name of their parent

[stuck zephyr]

your manually naming them?

[elfin sphinx]

as their last name

[stuck zephyr]

what

are you activating the one i just showed then

[elfin sphinx]

See this is your immediate family

[stuck zephyr]

im confused

do i activate that setting or no

[elfin sphinx]

Grandkid

[elfin sphinx]

If you want every talkface to be named talkface then yes

Like

the last name for everyone will be

talkface

[stuck zephyr]

the 4 dynasties

[elfin sphinx]

Its funny because both our cringeys are similar

[stuck zephyr]

IM SORRY WHAT

[round gust]

slavery

[stuck zephyr]

MFS ARE STEALING KIDS

[elfin sphinx]

When was that in the game 😱

[brisk wigeon]

Me casually eating french sticks and sausage:

[stuck zephyr]

this really is a Steal Kids moment

[round gust]

it's a good thing yes?

raise them as your own

teach them your ideals

[marble folio]

Damn this mods are cool

[elfin sphinx]

The rebellion lost

[marble folio]

Sadly I'm just a filthy mobile player

[stuck zephyr]

no

dont you diss mobile

[elfin sphinx]

Nah because chickens family is just peasantry

[stuck zephyr]

we love the mobile players

[marble folio]

[stuck zephyr]

🖥️💻❤️📱

[elfin sphinx]

"How to get mods on mobile"

[marble folio]

My World in the Year 500 A.C

[stuck zephyr]

should i make japan have a family

even though the monarchy got overthrown ages ago

by a communist dictatorship

[elfin sphinx]

Yes

Its a family, though they may not be in power

[round gust]

6.2k people and that dense?

[elfin sphinx]

they're there

[round gust]

im impressed

[marble folio]

Most of them are the Holy Verion Empire

Biggest Kingdom in my World

[stuck zephyr]

the average japanese lifespan is 70

meanwhile chinese is 60 lmao

[elfin sphinx]

GODDAMN HALI

[stuck zephyr]

probably because they out there stealing kids

[round gust]

this is mine

[brisk wigeon]

I'm getting on worldbox rn

[stuck zephyr]

the east turks of wuhao are in a tense situation

trying to get out of a tribal state

while having china at their doorstep

[elfin sphinx]

Did the ainu revolt from japan or something

[marble folio]

21k 💀💀💀

That's why mobile is shit

[stuck zephyr]

ainu?

[stuck zephyr]

oh

no

they actually revolted from china

[elfin sphinx]

Fallen Kingdom theme going hard rn

[round gust]

actually the pops hardly reach 21k because there's always a war somewhere

[marble folio]

Guess it's World War time

[stuck zephyr]

amateur @round gust

33k

33k and growing

[elfin sphinx]

I like how the west is chaotic then in the east it's just THERE WILL BE ORDER

[round gust]

bruh.

how big is the map?

[stuck zephyr]

that death counters gonna rise fast tho

[marble folio]

Imperial Soldiers attack the Velorian Colony of Odon

[round gust]

23x12 here 😭

[elfin sphinx]

Yall talking about map sizes, well I hate to tell you that 99% of mine is still not urbanized

[stuck zephyr]

as soon as the chinese civil war starts the world death counters gonna go 📈

[round gust]

ey yo what the fuqq

[elfin sphinx]

Chinese civil wars always have the highest death tolls

[marble folio]

Verion Empire prepares for an Invasion

[stuck zephyr]

you got it easy

[elfin sphinx]

Just go back in history and look at mao

[stuck zephyr]

here on pc we gotta do 24k hours

24 hours*

24k would be chaotic

[elfin sphinx]

And before mao

[round gust]

how does the game run on pc? 33k people, does it even lag?

[stuck zephyr]

i havnt got that achievement yet cuz i got a life

[elfin sphinx]

Empire of ah is now only fighting on one front, that's a huge change

[stuck zephyr]

yes its definitely lagging

[elfin sphinx]

Rookie

[marble folio]

Velorian King

[stuck zephyr]

my statistics got reset

[elfin sphinx]

How am I not single

[stuck zephyr]

these are my actual hours on wbo x

it would be even higher on statistics but they got reset 😐

[elfin sphinx]

where do I check this

[stuck zephyr]

heres my old stats in may

[elfin sphinx]

found it

[marble folio]

Iron Lords and Karthage Imperium join up for World dominance

[stuck zephyr]

amateur

my od stats compaired to yours are more epic

old

[elfin sphinx]

😔

[stuck zephyr]

my new stats are sad though

they got reset cuz my game corrupted at one point 😭

i now look like a noob

[elfin sphinx]

Thats cuz u play with unlimited houses on

I for one value my fps

which is capped at 60 cuz of the game

[stuck zephyr]

my frames are loving this

😭

i even turned off vsync to get less lag

[round gust]

what's more interesting is the series of 100 armies in the background

[elfin sphinx]

The north is finally at peace

[stuck zephyr]

not the scariest amount of troops i've had in this game

[elfin sphinx]

Sheesh

[brisk wigeon]

How the

[stuck zephyr]

most of taiwan is conscripted

[stuck zephyr]

because the leader is militarist

both the king and village leader

[stuck zephyr]

are militarist

[elfin sphinx]

Takes a ton of effort to defend the trade

[stuck zephyr]

so taiwans military is going 📈

[brisk wigeon]

My kind of man 🥵

[stuck zephyr]

meanwhile chinas military is going 📉

because of constant civil war

[round gust]

193 army.....

i'll see myself out

oh wait there's a 195

[stuck zephyr]

WTF

WHY IS CHINA MAKING ALL THEIR CITIZENS MIGRATE HERE

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

YET AMAZINGLY ITS NOT GOING UNDER FAMINE

[elfin sphinx]

Exiling war criminals

[round gust]

more gulags

[stuck zephyr]

its amazingly got a stable food supply

[round gust]

welp villages in worldbox is self sufficient. they just need windmill research and then they grow crops on sand

it's op

[stuck zephyr]

the collapse of china is imminent

[frigid sorrel]

They can grow crops on ice if they are elves

[brisk wigeon]

Why when I download mods now they turn out a mod.json?

It's so weird

[stuck zephyr]

yoo @elfin sphinx

tibet has a taiwanese minority now

we now have a

[elfin sphinx]

Just don't bully them

[stuck zephyr]

han, japanese and taiwanese minority

we wont

here in tibet we promote peace and prosperity

[round gust]

the reclaimation

[stuck zephyr]

which instantly gets destroyed by both chinese and japanese invaders

[elfin sphinx]

In taipei we only promote prosperity

if peace is in the way of prosperity

[round gust]

peace was declared shortly after

[stuck zephyr]

yeah but

we both have something in common

we both hate china and japan

[elfin sphinx]

I hate the reds

[stuck zephyr]

time to enable diplomacy and revolutions

[round gust]

and also the end of a triumvirate war

[stuck zephyr]

china gonna go: 📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📉

[brisk wigeon]

Fixed

[brisk wigeon]

My grades:

[stuck zephyr]

fuck the reds

warlord #1

[round gust]

something tells me it is real annihilation this time

[stuck zephyr]

the first warlord

[elfin sphinx]

SO AH GETS REBELLIONS BUT THEIR ALWAYS SO WEAK

[stuck zephyr]

china isnt concerned about the warlord and more concerned about the communist civil lwar

[elfin sphinx]

Ah was so scared they made everyone said AH when their banners rose over the horizon

[brisk wigeon]

starting humans here

[stuck zephyr]

the chinese civil war begins

365 commie troops inside of shaanxi

[elfin sphinx]

The first area to begin urbanizing

[stuck zephyr]

all ready to commit war crimes

Battle of Shaanxi

taiwan is the only reason this isnt a full civil war

they are blocking the peninsula from the rest of chinese territory

wtf

they fighting a 360 degrees civil war and still winning

[elfin sphinx]

Can I peacefully annex Kusol?

[stuck zephyr]

they say no

kusol is a warlord nation btw

[elfin sphinx]

Go to war

[stuck zephyr]

kuomintang

[elfin sphinx]

That peninsula is a valuable trading hub

[stuck zephyr]

the siege of kusol

[brisk wigeon]

how does family tree mod work?

[stuck zephyr]

goofy ahh china

[brisk wigeon]

how see family tree?

[elfin sphinx]

Press J

[brisk wigeon]

ty

[elfin sphinx]

The spider leg kingdom

[stuck zephyr]

god: how many war crimes do you want to commit?
PRC: all of them

[frigid sorrel]

How’s my kingdom going

[round gust]

as long as they can pump out fresh recruits and the army in the field is actually holding grounds

aka how orc wins all the time

[elfin sphinx]

So you DID control about a quarter of the entire penninsula

now

and your family is peasantry

[stuck zephyr]

the communists have now killed 2000 chinese soldiers

[frigid sorrel]

Well

[brisk wigeon]

going to create more kingdoms now

[frigid sorrel]

Still a chance

[elfin sphinx]

oh nvm you're a family of warriors now

[round gust]

moving up in the world

[elfin sphinx]

But their kingdom changed to the Wuvep instead of hali

[frigid sorrel]

It’s the bloodline that matters not the kingdom

[elfin sphinx]

POV: the mods add some history

Meanwhile

[frigid sorrel]

Dam

He’s definitely gonna enslave my family

[stuck zephyr]

yeah

i am

😎

[elfin sphinx]

They played a part in destroying your kingdom

[brisk wigeon]

I ran out of names

[frigid sorrel]

Butt scratchers

[brisk wigeon]

good one

[stuck zephyr]

the civil war was a failure but it completely devistated and embarassed the chinese army

[elfin sphinx]

Here was your greatest reach Chicken

[frigid sorrel]

2 oceans

[elfin sphinx]

I believe you also conquered the Etecyph

Then Ah invaded you

[stuck zephyr]

face lickers

[brisk wigeon]

alr

[frigid sorrel]

Glue gobblers

[stuck zephyr]

isnt north korea a dynasty irl

[misty perch]

sup

[frigid sorrel]

Kinda

[elfin sphinx]

It actually is

cuz they be assassinating each other

[stuck zephyr]

isnt kim-il sung related to im-jong un

[misty perch]

Ohio momento

[stuck zephyr]

kim*

[elfin sphinx]

NO BECAUSE TELL ME WHY THE AH AI KNEW THEY WOULD REBEL AND SENT THE WHOLE ARMY HERE

[frigid sorrel]

Foresight

[stuck zephyr]

funny that the reds are saying that

[round gust]

uh oh, no more troops

[desert trout]

Toilet talkers?

[elfin sphinx]

The reds always promote Equality, equity, peace, and freedom. Then they do a complete 180 because that's what reds do

[brisk wigeon]

Butt scratcher keep dying

[desert trout]

If that’s the theme

[brisk wigeon]

alr

[elfin sphinx]

Look at the soviets, China, Venezuela, and Cuba

[desert trout]

Fuck communism.

[round gust]

all are equals
some more equals than others

[stuck zephyr]

i think china went overboard

[desert trout]

The only place to do communism right is San Marino

[elfin sphinx]

And if you are equal you shall starve equally

[desert trout]

It’s china, they have the population why wouldn’t they?

[stuck zephyr]

true

[desert trout]

Toilet talkers FOR THE WIN

[desert trout]

DEATH TO COMMINISM

[elfin sphinx]

Again the east is all orderly then the west is just a dumpster fire

[stuck zephyr]

now your speaking my language

[desert trout]

Heck yeah my British brother

[brisk wigeon]

rip milk kingdom

[desert trout]

Nooo

[stuck zephyr]

rather be dead than red

[round gust]

wait that sounds a lot like Western Roman and Eastern Roman Empire

[desert trout]

San Marino is only place to do communism right

And that’s because they voted it out without anyone dying

[stuck zephyr]

i should make the romans exist in china

for the funny

[desert trout]

There was that legion that got stuck over there

Do it

[stuck zephyr]

i mean we already got the british hong kong colony

[desert trout]

Do it

[stuck zephyr]

yesyes

[desert trout]

Lost Roman expedition

[stuck zephyr]

this island that i forgot the name of will be roman

[elfin sphinx]

Europe is a bit weird and the byzantines colonize asia

[stuck zephyr]

the island south of guangxi

[desert trout]

Hainan I think

[elfin sphinx]

Hainan

[stuck zephyr]

ye its hainan

[desert trout]

OH DANG I RIGHT

[brisk wigeon]

a lot of the toilet talker got the strength trait

[desert trout]

Nice.

There was once a polish country in northern china fun fact

[stuck zephyr]

so uh

the byzantines set up a government in exile in china

[desert trout]

DEAR GOD

[stuck zephyr]

after the ottomans took byzantium

[desert trout]

Put the polish there too

[stuck zephyr]

you thin thats bad?

[desert trout]

No

Don’t show me

[stuck zephyr]

thats just a little scratch

[desert trout]

AAAAAAAAH

[stuck zephyr]

chinas ready to explode at any moment

btw @elfin sphinx you took that peninsula

[elfin sphinx]

NICe

[desert trout]

How do I get in this?

[brisk wigeon]

pog champs is dying

[elfin sphinx]

Ah has competition

[stuck zephyr]

extremely overkill

[elfin sphinx]

Guess they hate reds

[desert trout]

Yep

[stuck zephyr]

😮

[brisk wigeon]

great yoshi is winning

[desert trout]

Nice

[stuck zephyr]

atleast british hong kong makes sense

byzantine hainan is very strange

[elfin sphinx]

Then you realize that most of the competition is literally out in the sticks

[desert trout]

This is just the Great Plains and those are just tribes. The winner is gonna become Attila the Hun.

[elfin sphinx]

Capital: New Constantinople

[stuck zephyr]

damn

their leader is b tier

not bad

[desert trout]

What’s with the tier?

[stuck zephyr]

OH GOD

A NORTH KOREAN IS IN CONTROL

[brisk wigeon]

noooooo

[elfin sphinx]

320 years of an F tiers rule

[desert trout]

Dang mods

[stuck zephyr]

🤨

[desert trout]

I want a mod oh dang

What?

[stuck zephyr]

🤨 🤨 🤨

dont let the germans know about this

[desert trout]

SSS and

X rank?

[elfin sphinx]

That's not funny
Also me: 💀

[stuck zephyr]

there

your a mega chad

[desert trout]

IS THAT A GUN

[stuck zephyr]

i know its not funny

[stuck zephyr]

noo

its a long pointy thing that hurts

[elfin sphinx]

Nah its a spear

[desert trout]

God dang

[elfin sphinx]

I mean technically

Weren't muskets spears if they had bayonets

[stuck zephyr]

if its got a bayonet on it its technically a spear

ye exactly

[brisk wigeon]

TOILET TALKERS ALMOST TOP 5!

[stuck zephyr]

ok so

the chinese civil war is over

[desert trout]

YEAAAAH

[stuck zephyr]

the collapse of china still seems near

[elfin sphinx]

This is pretty much the european region of the map with britannia up north

[stuck zephyr]

should i make talkface F rank to make it even more unstable

@elfin sphinx

[desert trout]

Yes with their -1000 loyalty

[elfin sphinx]

I don't think rank changes stability

Just makes them weak af

[desert trout]

Nah wait till he dies

[stuck zephyr]

ill give it a go

yeah doesnt change stability

ill give him this

this will probs work

heheheha

[frigid sorrel]

Wa

[desert trout]

You died.

[brisk wigeon]

Toilet talkers getting killed by Yo-Dad Empire and Nose Pickers :((

[desert trout]

NOOOOOOOOO

[elfin sphinx]

THIS ONE VILLAGE CONTROLS THE ENTIRE KILL LEADERBOARD AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS IN THE 40'S - 30'S

[desert trout]

Good lord

[frigid sorrel]

Spartans

[elfin sphinx]

This is them

[stuck zephyr]

i cant even view kill leaderboard or i will crash

since theres 37k people in this world

[timber anvil]

Hey yours looks similar to mine! haha

[elfin sphinx]

They don't even control the level leaderboard

[desert trout]

I use mobile so I don’t get to use any of this

[stuck zephyr]

china remains intact somehow

[elfin sphinx]

GODDAMN

Is that levels or kills?

[timber anvil]

Thats kills

This is age filter

[frigid sorrel]

Imma swap to steam one day

[elfin sphinx]

GODDAMN

[brisk wigeon]

Yo-Dad empire no longer at war with Toilet talkers! Nose Pickers is still at war with em tho. :((

[desert trout]

They are dwarves

[elfin sphinx]

The strongest in the Ah empire

[desert trout]

And a island away

[stuck zephyr]

east asia is freaking out

cuz of china going 0p9aiwjf90ajga

[elfin sphinx]

That explains it, it's a favorite i forgot about

[desert trout]

Ah

[stuck zephyr]

how is bu still alive

[elfin sphinx]

They're always there for the rebellions

[stuck zephyr]

its a warlord that i gave independence to

[brisk wigeon]

bro Yo-Dad crazy rn

[elfin sphinx]

they got someone telling them prophecy's bro

[desert trout]

SCREW PFF DAD

YOUR KIDS WONT LOVE YOU

[stuck zephyr]

the emperor of china is a drunk man

[brisk wigeon]

yo-dad dying rn

[stuck zephyr]

the bu clique forms

[brisk wigeon]

4 kingdoms fighting them rn

[desert trout]

Yay

[stuck zephyr]

an extremist kuomintang faction heavily against communism

[frigid sorrel]

I reckon a britain map with the Anglo Saxon kingdoms would be pretty cool

[desert trout]

OOOOOH

I wanna see that

[elfin sphinx]

My mind: I can make that easy
Me: GOODNESS NOOOO

[brisk wigeon]

@desert trout THEY MADE TOP 5!!

[desert trout]

YHAHAHAHAHHA

TOP ORC KINGDOM

[brisk wigeon]

there the only orc kingdom...

[elfin sphinx]

The war started

[stuck zephyr]

NORTHUMBRIA! 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪

[brisk wigeon]

the other one died

[desert trout]

IF WE NAMING KINGDOMS SUSSEX

[frigid sorrel]

I’m either Kernow or Wessex depends what time

[stuck zephyr]

NORTHUMBRIA NUMBER ONE

im from northumbria

[desert trout]

East Anglia

[stuck zephyr]

the best county in england

yorshire 😎

yorkshire*

[desert trout]

Maybe like 2-3 small islands?

[brisk wigeon]

oh no

[desert trout]

Oh no

Give them more orcs

[brisk wigeon]

no that will mess up the ecosystem

they will win

i know it

[desert trout]

Good but fair

[elfin sphinx]

The wuvep (home of chicken master) is at war with ah

could see both dynasties residing under the same banner

[brisk wigeon]

;'(

[frigid sorrel]

Now he will enslave my bloodline

[desert trout]

NOOOO

Crown pls spare them

Give them a chance

[brisk wigeon]

alr

[desert trout]

I thank thee

[desert trout]

I will name a random WorldBox guy after you or something

Potential

[brisk wigeon]

they have 112 pop now

[desert trout]

Thank you

I am now the unofficial god of orcs in your world

[brisk wigeon]

122

THERE DYING AGAIN!!!

[stuck zephyr]

yes

i will

i will force you all to say Ah until you die

[frigid sorrel]

Ahhhhhhh

[stuck zephyr]

you said it wrong its actually Ah but your close enough

[frigid sorrel]

Wait if all my descendants are soldiers u will just kill them all

[desert trout]

FUUUU

[stuck zephyr]

uh oh

i didnt think this through

[frigid sorrel]

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

[stuck zephyr]

@elfin sphinx STOP WE CANT KILL CHICKEN'S FAMILY

[desert trout]

Ah ah ah ah

Can I get my family there?

[stuck zephyr]

Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah

loganic do u want a familly in my byzantine empire

[desert trout]

Ah ah ah

[desert trout]

Sure.

[brisk wigeon]

😢

[elfin sphinx]

Understood

[desert trout]

I believe in you my children!

[elfin sphinx]

Though they are a family of knights

so

there's a chance

they died in the war

FUCK NVM

THEY'RE ROYALTY AGAIN

[stuck zephyr]

ok so

[frigid sorrel]

Wooo

[stuck zephyr]

hainan all just starved to death @desert trout

except you

so uh

[desert trout]

Oh

[stuck zephyr]

your dynasty is about to explode and become huge

[desert trout]

NICE

[stuck zephyr]

only problem is

your ethnic north korean

[elfin sphinx]

Their kingdom is gone again

[desert trout]

This is a positive.

I’m the true Korea

[desert trout]

And also Asian but I can ignore that

[frigid sorrel]

So murder Cringys family in their sleep and steal the throne

[stuck zephyr]

😭

[elfin sphinx]

Nah another kingdom dog piled on you

[desert trout]

Yay

[stuck zephyr]

but i was going to spare your family 😭

[desert trout]

If I had WorldBox on pc I would do similar but I don’t

[frigid sorrel]

I think my family was in a bad position

[desert trout]

So I cannot make this up to you lol

[elfin sphinx]

you're part of Etyl a rising power

[stuck zephyr]

byzantine population is booming

[desert trout]

What’s the meme pic?

[stuck zephyr]

@desert trout your getting all the greek women

[desert trout]

Yay

[surreal harbor]

L

[elfin sphinx]

Yeah when you're a family of knights a lot of you tend to die when a war starts

[stuck zephyr]

the japanese royal family is growing stronger

they are a military family

[brisk wigeon]

I LOST YOU

[stuck zephyr]

cuz well uh

[elfin sphinx]

The only living chicken decedents

[stuck zephyr]

uhhh

yeah thats kinda why japans monarchy is military rn

[desert trout]

Oof

[stuck zephyr]

fuck the communists

the communists ruined a perfect japan

[desert trout]

Yeah

[stuck zephyr]

WAIT

THE COMMUNIST DICTATOR OF JAPAN HAS BEEN KILLED

[desert trout]

:000

CIVIL WAR

[frigid sorrel]

One an old man and the other a soldier

[stuck zephyr]

japanese civil war time

[desert trout]

We will miss your family

[brisk wigeon]

found you

[desert trout]

Yay

Fav him

[brisk wigeon]

your killing the dwarves

[desert trout]

Good

[brisk wigeon]

i did

[stuck zephyr]

no more communism in japan

japanese communism was unpopular anyways

[timber anvil]

Your world must be so laggy with that amount of people tf.

[desert trout]

Yay

[brisk wigeon]

loganic r u homeless?

[stuck zephyr]

you think thats bad?

just wait until you see the full scale population of the entire world

[desert trout]

Looks like it

[desert trout]

Good lord

[stuck zephyr]

why does that name actually look like something that would be used in east asia

[timber anvil]

Yeah no way your system is enjoying that

[elfin sphinx]

When you made a map a while ago and finally realize the big error

[frigid sorrel]

I don’t see it

[desert trout]

Homeless orc god beats up midgets.

[stuck zephyr]

whats the big error

[elfin sphinx]

There's no close ocean

[desert trout]

Ah

[frigid sorrel]

I barely use ocean ngl

[desert trout]

I don’t make maps

[frigid sorrel]

Close for rivers shallow for lakes deep for e wan

Ocean*

[brisk wigeon]

uh oh

[desert trout]

He has a weapon oh god

[desert trout]

There’s 2 of me a orc and a North Korean who is emperor of Rome

[stuck zephyr]

your not immortal btw

[elfin sphinx]

It's just a guerilla war down south

[quaint valley]

Hi

[elfin sphinx]

All the strong armies are up north protecting the border

[desert trout]

Vietnam but there’s no trees.

[stuck zephyr]

there goes china bullying some weak warlord

[frigid sorrel]

Is my family still alive

[brisk wigeon]

THEY DID IT!!!!

[desert trout]

YESSSS

[brisk wigeon]

you led a army of orcs to there kingdom

[elfin sphinx]

Most of the fighting is in a forest

[quaint valley]

Türkçe bilen varmı

[brisk wigeon]

then they burned down the village

[desert trout]

Dark lord Loganic

[quaint valley]

Ben türküm

Alo

[stuck zephyr]

chinas decided to mass overpopulate 2 cities now

im not sure what their plan is but oh well

its caused a famine in those 2 cities

[desert trout]

When they break apart

[brisk wigeon]

uh oh

[desert trout]

They will have the population to rise back up after most of them die

[elfin sphinx]

Chicken is royalty again

[desert trout]

HOW

[quaint valley]

Öldü

[desert trout]

THERE WAS ONLY 2 OF YOU

[frigid sorrel]

We are persistent

[elfin sphinx]

Now there's 9

[quaint valley]

Hıristian

Kötü

[stuck zephyr]

im going to make it so the british steal children

[desert trout]

Wtf

[frigid sorrel]

Real

[stuck zephyr]

cuz apparently i can

[desert trout]

Holy god

Hahahah

[quaint valley]

☪️☪️☪️

[desert trout]

Do it

[stuck zephyr]

im british and i can confirm we steal kids

[frigid sorrel]

Same

[desert trout]

As a redhead I can confirm they do steal kids

[sudden shoal]

What's poppin as the kids say

[elfin sphinx]

What makes Ah so safe is this natural divide, so they can invade across it but it's hard to invade to invade the other way around

[desert trout]

I became a orc god

[quaint valley]

Wow chain sawman

[brisk wigeon]

loganic the orc ( soon to be king ) has a new weapon

[desert trout]

Ooh nice hammers

[stuck zephyr]

LMAO

[frigid sorrel]

Hehe

[stuck zephyr]

chicken

[quaint valley]

Savaş

[stuck zephyr]

im going to steal your kids (in real life)

[frigid sorrel]

Dam

[stuck zephyr]

cuz im b ritish

[desert trout]

Pls don’t

[stuck zephyr]

apparently we steal ids

kids

[frigid sorrel]

I’ll steak your kids aswell because I’m British

Steal*

Maybe make them steaks who knows

[elfin sphinx]

POV: There's no context 😭

[quaint valley]

Wow

[desert trout]

He must suffer.

[stuck zephyr]

NOO PLS DONT STEAL MY KIDS

OR I WILL STEAL YOUR KIDS

[frigid sorrel]

It’s a swap

[desert trout]

Custody swap

Every weekend

[quaint valley]

Kk

[stuck zephyr]

oh

we're very good at this

[quaint valley]

Türkyokmmu

[desert trout]

Your museums are proof of it

[quaint valley]

Abi yeter

Türkiş

Pls

[brisk wigeon]

only these kingdoms stand

[elfin sphinx]

Cringey got fed up

[stuck zephyr]

we ready to take over asia now

[desert trout]

Soon. Soon.

[frigid sorrel]

Mmmm opium

[stuck zephyr]

mmmm opium

[brisk wigeon]

should i do a world war?

[desert trout]

Let it be natural.

[brisk wigeon]

ok so soon it shall be world war 2

[desert trout]

Nice

[stuck zephyr]

byzantium @desert trout

[brisk wigeon]

last time it almost killed toilet talkers

[stuck zephyr]

would you like to buy some tibetan opium

[quaint valley]

Bruh kk olum sıçanzi

[desert trout]

I might yes

[silent ferry]

oi

[desert trout]

Hi

[stuck zephyr]

its like normal opium but from tibet

so its better

[desert trout]

Nah

[elfin sphinx]

Sup

[desert trout]

I would get my state screwed

[frigid sorrel]

Tibetan sky burial

[quaint valley]

I am better ı am better iwuhsujwiaoauudj3kwoaushekw

Aaaaaaa

😅

[elfin sphinx]

The rebellions in Ah are getting larger

[stuck zephyr]

oh

[frigid sorrel]

What kingdom does my family run

[desert trout]

The tribes are getting restless.

[stuck zephyr]

Ah

[silent ferry]

Ahhhhh

[desert trout]

Ahhhh

[stuck zephyr]

this british army doesnt look very well equipped

[brisk wigeon]

AFTER 200 YEARS!

[stuck zephyr]

china can just bulldoze them with ease

[desert trout]

YESSSS

[stuck zephyr]

although they do have long pointy things that hurt

[desert trout]

You would get screwed anyway.

[stuck zephyr]

and make a loud bang

[elfin sphinx]

Say Polska you ever finish that medieval map 💀

[stuck zephyr]

your just casually trading with taiwan

[desert trout]

We don’t care band.

Bane

[stuck zephyr]

logan

[quaint valley]

Ney

[stuck zephyr]

your casually trading with taiwan

[desert trout]

Taiwan is cool. We both islands.

[brisk wigeon]

:(((((((

[silent ferry]

I got busy with irl stuff

And mc

[desert trout]

Aah

[elfin sphinx]

That's fair

[frigid sorrel]

I’m my worlds I’m always biased towards island kingdoms

[elfin sphinx]

Island nations are cool

[brisk wigeon]

stay with me :(((

[silent ferry]

And i always burn out after a month or two of intense worldbox

[elfin sphinx]

Especially if they're on island chains

[desert trout]

The person you tried to contact has died.

[brisk wigeon]

efg5t5 g

[elfin sphinx]

Probably to most peaceful nation

[frigid sorrel]

Normandy/frankia

[elfin sphinx]

in a tie with this guy and the other island nations

[stuck zephyr]

ANOTHER ISLAND BITES THE DUST!

this time to japan

[elfin sphinx]

Cuz these mtfs see no action

[desert trout]

Rip

[stuck zephyr]

the japanese grow stronger by the day

[brisk wigeon]

r.i.p Toilet Talkers and Loganic :(((

[stuck zephyr]

the british are stealing children

[quaint valley]

guys i know very little english so i don't understand what you wrote

[desert trout]

My people

[desert trout]

Go to international then

[frigid sorrel]

Amongus fungus tongue

[stuck zephyr]

the japanese are invading some random chinese warlord

[frigid sorrel]

Free land

[brisk wigeon]

noooooo

[stuck zephyr]

HURRY UP EXPLODE ALREADY

I WANT THE POPULATION TO DIE SO I NO LONGER HAVE TO TORTURE MYSELF

[frigid sorrel]

Es more like Ez

[elfin sphinx]

It seems the northern nations agreed to split the island

[desert trout]

Aw

[frigid sorrel]

Scotland?

[elfin sphinx]

Why they allowed them to keep asto I have no clue

Worlds strangest borders

[desert trout]

It’s fun to just make them do it so you don’t have to

[stuck zephyr]

the 2982798th japanese civil war

atleast that means communism is gone for good

[desert trout]

Where’s the monarchy?

[elfin sphinx]

Fucking hell man

[stuck zephyr]

white japan is a monarchy

[desert trout]

K

[elfin sphinx]

The rebellion seems to be a monarchy also

they're imperial

[stuck zephyr]

orange japan is also a monarchy but a diff royal family

[frigid sorrel]

My kingdoms a respectable size

[brisk wigeon]

year 483 world map rip Toilet Talkers :(

[stuck zephyr]

korea: why do i hear boss music?

[desert trout]

NOOOOOOO

Is there any orcs still alive somewhere?

[brisk wigeon]

no :((

[desert trout]

turns to dust

Aaaa-

[stuck zephyr]

its hard to tell but they are diff colours

Battotai intensifies

[brisk wigeon]

don land and grease sniffers killed them all

[frigid sorrel]

Britain Pog just has a mongol horde

My internet keeps dying L

[stuck zephyr]

chicken

my colapse is near

collapse

once Ah collapses

promise me something

you will inavde all warlord states

[frigid sorrel]

I will end your bloodline

[desert trout]

Everyone is dying

[stuck zephyr]

made from Ah

no you wont

i spared your bloodline you bloody bastard

[frigid sorrel]

Ah wait if it’s a mongol horde then your ghengis khan and have 5 million descendants

[stuck zephyr]

o kso

the japanese civil war is going on

both monarchist

but

[desert trout]

The heirs

[stuck zephyr]

the southern one is more fascist than the northern one

[frigid sorrel]

From those armies we know the winners

[stuck zephyr]

no

the south is fascist

[brisk wigeon]

@desert trout world war yet?

[desert trout]

I’m dead I don’t get to say

[elfin sphinx]

Im going to have to force a big rebellion in Ah

these things are small

[desert trout]

Then do like 4

[brisk wigeon]

should i do a world war 2?

[frigid sorrel]

Can my descendants be rulers of two kingdoms or nah

[stuck zephyr]

UH @elfin sphinx

[elfin sphinx]

I don't think so

[elfin sphinx]

AHH

[stuck zephyr]

yes

[brisk wigeon]

alr

[stuck zephyr]

i mean your island is heavily fortified but

china has 6.5k soldiers

[desert trout]

Hey is Roman North Korean Loganic still alive?

[stuck zephyr]

sorry scratch that

now its 7.2k

[stuck zephyr]

yes

[desert trout]

Yay

[elfin sphinx]

Who tf is east asian empire

[stuck zephyr]

talface

talfkace

[elfin sphinx]

AHH

[frigid sorrel]

Tallface

[stuck zephyr]

he renamed himself to that even though hes literally mainly just china

[elfin sphinx]

Can I perhaps become a vassal state 😀

[desert trout]

Nah you fucked

[stuck zephyr]

@silent ferry

do u accept this war

[brisk wigeon]

im going to screen share world war 2

[stuck zephyr]

size comparison btw

[brisk wigeon]

come watch if u want to watch

[stuck zephyr]

@elfin sphinx worst case scenario is that the island of formosa gets invaded

if your colonies get invaded but your island lives its fine

[elfin sphinx]

😭

This some HRE type shenanigans

[desert trout]

Good luck

[elfin sphinx]

these damn borders are always changing

[stuck zephyr]

dw i will help you taiwan

ill send you resources and soldiers

if i go to war with china ill just get rolled over

[frigid sorrel]

Am I at peace

[desert trout]

I’m dead in one world

So maybe

[elfin sphinx]

Everyone is dogpiling on Chicken again

[silent ferry]

wassup

oh

yeah sure

[frigid sorrel]

As always

[elfin sphinx]

you'll just come back as royalty anyway

[desert trout]

He’s rly good st that

[elfin sphinx]

Bro just takes the throne every time

[stuck zephyr]

probllem is

the island of taiwan is fortified

[frigid sorrel]

Strong blood

[stuck zephyr]

so you can probs kill the colonies but not the island

[brisk wigeon]

Nvm no screen share cause discord is killing my brain

[desert trout]

Yep

[stuck zephyr]

LMAO @elfin sphinx UR INVADING NORTH KOREA

@desert trout UR HOMELANDS GETTING INVADED

[elfin sphinx]

im this close to re-initiating diplomacy with japan

[stuck zephyr]

north korea

[stuck zephyr]

go for it

grant is dead

he was shot by japanese rebels

japans no longer red

[desert trout]

NOOO

BEST KOREA NOO

[elfin sphinx]

Hey JAPAN who ever you are, want to become allies 🙂 (send the offer to both)

[desert trout]

I’m Rome

[stuck zephyr]

they both say yes

[frigid sorrel]

Who is japan

[stuck zephyr]

the japanese civil war temporarily ends while they team up on china

[elfin sphinx]

ok

nvm