📷worldbox-screenshots

[terse quest]

ALIEN INVASION

[stuck zephyr]

then killed them inside the city borders

so they got the alien blasters

[terse quest]

yes

but

[elfin sphinx]

Yuh

[terse quest]

I didn’t kill them

THEY DID

[elfin sphinx]

That's crazy

[stuck zephyr]

i love making alien invasions in this game and i dont fucking know why

[terse quest]

I had to give ‘em tons of mage wands

[stuck zephyr]

i also love making world wars

[terse quest]

so they could shoot ‘em up

[plucky drum]

there is only 1 solution, massacre of pizzaiolos

[terse quest]

I like to do this thing called tournament

[stuck zephyr]

YOUR GOING TO GET RID OF THE PIZZA?

THATS IT IM GOING TO PARADROP IN BOMITO

IM GOING TO BE A 1 MAN ARMY

[terse quest]

make a bunch of human kingdoms on an all grass world

And after 100 yrs

make them all fight to the death

[elfin sphinx]

I want to make a milsim game with monstrous entities in a Scandinavian winter, with other threats like bandits and such. Make it like Arma but smaller

[stuck zephyr]

im kinda doing that

all 4 of them are all at war with each other

FASCISTS

[terse quest]

The winner is the one that gets all the land

[stuck zephyr]

IN MY COUNTRY

AAAAAH

@plucky drum IK YOU ARE ALSO AN ENEMY

BUT PLEASE LIBERATE ME

THERES RACISTS IN MY COUNTRY

[terse quest]

I like to do that but with 20 or so kingdoms

[plucky drum]

collectivize the pizzas and massacre the pizzaiolos 🌚

[elfin sphinx]

Want some American liberation 🧐

[stuck zephyr]

america still has control over the pizza

[stuck zephyr]

fuck it sure

[terse quest]

and I sometimes rig it by blessing the kingdom whose color looks better lol

[elfin sphinx]

😈

[stuck zephyr]

better than being controlled by racists

[plucky drum]

I would even help, but there is a non-aggression treaty that we must follow, business is business

[stuck zephyr]

oh yeah i definitely rigged this game

[stuck zephyr]

WE GOT A NON-AGRESSION PACT?!?!

[elfin sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/america-aircraft-carrier-carrier-ocean-jets-gif-8168390

[stuck zephyr]

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

NOW AMERICAS GOING TO INVADE ME

[elfin sphinx]

Liberate*

[stuck zephyr]

for having a non-agression pact with the reds

[stuck zephyr]

oh yes yes of course

oh wait

i think they mean that

the communists and fascists have a non-agression pact

[stuck zephyr]

💀 i think we all know where this one is going

[terse quest]

e

[stuck zephyr]

yoo

@elfin sphinx

liberation

i think fascism might be the first one to falll

[elfin sphinx]

You already know

[stuck zephyr]

this is an actual full-on successful campaign

in the fascist territory

its not like the 4 bamito campaigns

that all ended in the american armed forces being crushed

[stuck zephyr]

bamito is gonna end up like the next isonzo lmaoo

[plucky drum]

wait, are the fascists losing?

[stuck zephyr]

yes

surrounded by communists and americans

[stuck zephyr]

NOT A SURPRISE

meanwhile your invading me with a division of 400

[elfin sphinx]

Per as usual

[stuck zephyr]

bro wtf is going on with the american army

[elfin sphinx]

Texan is in office

[plucky drum]

5k soldiers

Bruuuh

[stuck zephyr]

@plucky drum

lets ally against the americans

[elfin sphinx]

Based

[stuck zephyr]

😈

[plucky drum]

Yess

[stuck zephyr]

something tells me america would beat us both anyways

if americas ai was smart they'd invade me first cuz im weaker

[plucky drum]

the non-aggression pact with fascist was fake, american propaganda to destroy our beloved regime

[stuck zephyr]

then invade you from west and south

[plucky drum]

Lets go purge all of americans

[elfin sphinx]

Come and take it

[stuck zephyr]

yes but then what

it'd be a 1v1 between me and you

if we even beat america

their army is growing at rapid rates

they are doing rapid conscription

oh yeah fun fact

there used to be a communist nation that had a monarch in control

grenada

they were communist but still in the commonwealth

[elfin sphinx]

Grenade

[stuck zephyr]

so they still had queen elizabeth 2

but were communist

but then the americans invaded them im pretty sure

cuz of their close proximity

UHH

THEY STILL HAVE BOMITO

[stuck zephyr]

THEY ARE EATING ALL THE BOMITO PIZZA

oh hey the racists are dying

grr @elfin sphinx i will arrest you and chop your head off

thats what the monarchists do best

[elfin sphinx]

Ur French now?

[stuck zephyr]

no

i am a monarchist

we love executions

[elfin sphinx]

I don't think the revolution was monarchists but ur acting like the French

[stuck zephyr]

yeah the fascists definitely lost

[elfin sphinx]

🦅🇺🇲🦅
That's a human rights violation

[stuck zephyr]

they cant stop the american horde

oh god

the great american horde is gonna be coming for me next

to "Liberate" me

im just

a citizen in uhh

uhh

Tagon

hey america

i heard the fascists have Oil

nah im done with this world im starting to get bored

funny world map time

[elfin sphinx]

Oil?

[stuck zephyr]

oh yeah @elfin sphinx i was doing a europe 1936 map today

romania formed austria-hungary

[elfin sphinx]

Another one?

[stuck zephyr]

nono

[elfin sphinx]

Oh wait

[stuck zephyr]

i mean spectating

romania formed austria-hungary then lost to the french

who were going napoleon mode

ALSO

REPUBLICAN SPAIN WON THE SPANISH CIVIL WAR WITHOUT INTERVENTION

I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE

maybe it was a bad idea to activate revolutions

[elfin sphinx]

USSR is just

Big dog

Undefeatable

Thx wbox

[stuck zephyr]

wait

ill give every big nation a good king except ussr

so ussr will suffer from revolutions

[elfin sphinx]

That's accurate

[vernal coral]

Give me this map please

I beg you

[stuck zephyr]

britain has a pakistani person as king 💀

[stuck zephyr]

im not racist myself but

[elfin sphinx]

Bro desperate 💀

[stuck zephyr]

i know this will have a lot of controversy

[vernal coral]

No cap

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[vernal coral]

I am desperate

[stuck zephyr]

ok

[stuck zephyr]

with or without nations

[vernal coral]

With

[vernal coral]

OMG

Thanks

[stuck zephyr]

i love how you can kinda see the borders

cuz of the coloured houses

[elfin sphinx]

I like how Italy is empty

[stuck zephyr]

lmao

WHY ARE THEY PURPLE

[elfin sphinx]

Literally all Italian territory

[stuck zephyr]

this needs to change

[elfin sphinx]

A campfire

[stuck zephyr]

oh yeaht

the italian-ethiopia war is going on

hold on

why are armies so fucking low

im gonna turn off diplomacy and revolutions rq

and just do super sonic speed

just to let them get better armies

[elfin sphinx]

Get Italy to build something 💀

[stuck zephyr]

this continent is gonna have literally no fighting

[stuck zephyr]

i have done

i moved their campfire to central italy

they should start building now

[elfin sphinx]

Nice

[vernal coral]

The population

Go brrrr

[elfin sphinx]

Yeah bro loves unlimited houses

[stuck zephyr]

i should of done population density

[elfin sphinx]

Despite how unrealistic it is

[stuck zephyr]

LMAO

bro

its boring without unlimited houses

cuz no giant armies

but its also more laggy

[vernal coral]

How did you get crabzilla rank

[stuck zephyr]

talking

[elfin sphinx]

Worldbox screenshots

Purely

[stuck zephyr]

yeah

[elfin sphinx]

Bro crazy

[stuck zephyr]

im not gonna lie

[vernal coral]

Ok

[stuck zephyr]

its worldbox screenshots

i was tempted to make it not united

[elfin sphinx]

Bro didn't bother with them 💀

[vernal coral]

When new apple phone comes out

[stuck zephyr]

HOLD ON THEY CAN BUILD BRIDGES NOW?

THAT WASNT THERE BEFORE

[elfin sphinx]

Over 1 tile water they can

But that

Idk

[stuck zephyr]

that was not there before

[vernal coral]

Niceee

[stuck zephyr]

they never built a bridge in panama

[elfin sphinx]

It happens sometimes

Not consistent tho

[stuck zephyr]

yeah look

they did it at suez aswell

they just blockked a major trade route good fuckking going

[elfin sphinx]

Yeah 1 tile bridges happens tho

[elfin sphinx]

Average British move

[vernal coral]

They blockee the suez cannel

Well

[stuck zephyr]

what morons

[vernal coral]

The british have to go all around africa now

[elfin sphinx]

Didn't that happen in 2020

[spring skiff]

hi

[stuck zephyr]

yes

[elfin sphinx]

I'm having to comfort my girl rn cuz she feels dumb, but also wbox so idk

[stuck zephyr]

sometimes i just like to watch all the nations trade with each other

[elfin sphinx]

It's nice how they mimic the actual trade network irl

[vernal coral]

How are the borders so accurate

[stuck zephyr]

THEY ARE COLONIZING ANTARCTICA

[elfin sphinx]

It's what we do

[vernal coral]

It feels like art

Like

[elfin sphinx]

And why we get no bitches

[vernal coral]

Beauty

[stuck zephyr]

incorrect

you got bitches i dont

[vernal coral]

Touch grass and breathe air

[elfin sphinx]

Fair

I got lucky

😭

[vernal coral]

And you get bitches

[elfin sphinx]

Shes and Indian an hates Islam for some reason, she's based as hell 💀

[stuck zephyr]

italy is better now

[stuck zephyr]

ik why

2 words

india and pakistan

[elfin sphinx]

Fair

[stuck zephyr]

wait

technically 3

WHY THE FUCK DOES GUANGXI CLIQUE HAVE A COLONY IN ANTARCTICA

[elfin sphinx]

She wants to move to Canada (to which I said no) or the UK in the future.

[elfin sphinx]

Chinese secret bases

[stuck zephyr]

ALL THE MAJOR NATIONS ARE GETTING COLONIES IN ANTARCTICA

THEN THERES

GUANGXI

alr sonic speed over

diplomacy and revolutions are now active

fuck you

[formal cliff]

User reported to the proper authorities!

[elfin sphinx]

Fuck you

[stuck zephyr]

fuck you neo nono german

[formal cliff]

🔨 Banned nMizxc#0624 indefinitely

[elfin sphinx]

Bro has notzi as gigachad bro I'm done 💀

[stuck zephyr]

💀

it was like the allies vs axis all over again

somebody with american flags on their name and somebody with british flag on their name vs somebody with nono flag on their pfp

[elfin sphinx]

Bro got deleted

[stuck zephyr]

im not taking any fucking risks dude i got warned for saying third reich

[elfin sphinx]

Ctrl Z'd

[elfin sphinx]

Fr 💀

[stuck zephyr]

alr diplomacy and revolutions are on

[elfin sphinx]

Bye bye soviets

[stuck zephyr]

THE SIBERIAN WHITE ARMY

i havnt named all cities yet

[elfin sphinx]

💀

Don't bother for ur own sanity

[stuck zephyr]

im not going to

i lost my sanity naming all cities in the middle east map i did

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

italo-ethiopian war time

i think we know who will win this

imagine ethiopia is based mega chads and win the war

[elfin sphinx]

💀

I don't think a WW2 scenario would be fair on this map

[stuck zephyr]

its not

it really isnt

germany is way too small

italy would have to carry them

maybe japan

lmao

[elfin sphinx]

One day a PC will be able to handle A(n) 50x50 smoothly

[stuck zephyr]

the italians are losing to ethiopia

lmao

[elfin sphinx]

Abyssinia forming 🧐

[stuck zephyr]

they would have to invade british somali land then

[elfin sphinx]

That'd be suicide

[stuck zephyr]

austria declined anchluss

[elfin sphinx]

I can't even pronounce that I just say Annex 💀

[stuck zephyr]

anschluss?

i thought it was fairly easy

[elfin sphinx]

I'm Texan

[stuck zephyr]

sorry i forgot you speak texan

you have your own different language over there

[elfin sphinx]

Almost, just raise it by 1 tile

Then we're good

[elfin sphinx]

Y'all is not a weird word

You, all

Simple

Y'all

Efficiency

[stuck zephyr]

the british have basically got rid of english

and made their own language

"innit" for example

we have destroyed isn't it

we dont use that anymore

[elfin sphinx]

Y'all became thugs 💀

[elfin sphinx]

There we go

[stuck zephyr]

maine doesnt look great

but it'll do

[elfin sphinx]

Who TF lives in maine

[stuck zephyr]

everyone forgets about maine anyways

[elfin sphinx]

I always forget Vermont 💀

[stuck zephyr]

HOW ARE YOU NEARLY LOSING YOUR 4TH PLACE SPOT TO FRANCE

[elfin sphinx]

Worldbox

[stuck zephyr]

fair

if this had accurate population density it'd go something like

soviet
america
Britain

canada would not be up there

[elfin sphinx]

British dominion of Canada*

[plucky drum]

Canada is a super power

[stuck zephyr]

😔 no abyssinia

brazil is really close to being on leaderboard @plucky drum

[plucky drum]

@elfin sphinx i will kill you

[elfin sphinx]

Brazil could steamroll South America

[stuck zephyr]

they are currently behind france

[elfin sphinx]

I wanna say SA but that's been turned into something else socially 💀

[stuck zephyr]

south africa?

[elfin sphinx]

No

[stuck zephyr]

i genuinely dont know what you mean by SA apart from south africa and south america 💀

[elfin sphinx]

A type of assault

[stuck zephyr]

oh

oh

now i know

OMG

I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF FRANCE

FRENCH GUIANA

[elfin sphinx]

I was finna say

[stuck zephyr]

THIS WILL NOT STAND

FRENCH GUIANA IS THE MOST IMPORTANT COLONY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

IT FOUGHT AGAINST THE GERMANS IN STALINGRAD

[elfin sphinx]

Like the only colony 💀

[stuck zephyr]

DEFINITELY NOT A LIE

[plucky drum]

Lets gooo

[elfin sphinx]

Did u know they singlehandedly demolished the axis African front?

[stuck zephyr]

woo lets go

french guiana

[stuck zephyr]

omg really?

btw the netherlands doesnt exist cuz too small 💀

ACTUALLY THATS A LIE THEY DO EXIST

[elfin sphinx]

💀

East indies

[stuck zephyr]

yup

i even included american philippines

with literally 2 houses and thats it

[stuck zephyr]

they are definitely not a colony

definitely

i remembered the 2 most important nations

[elfin sphinx]

We're protecting them

[stuck zephyr]

this is proof of dumb ai

[elfin sphinx]

🦅🇺🇲🦅

[stuck zephyr]

the soviets are about to naval invade siberia

[elfin sphinx]

Why the hell

[stuck zephyr]

Why

they are literally connected

why are you doing this

[elfin sphinx]

Why are they 💀

[stuck zephyr]

siberia does not own any islands

they lost north sakhalin to the soviets already

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

wtf is going on

i dont think japans ready

for the upcoming war

with china

[elfin sphinx]

I don't think wbox would let them win

[stuck zephyr]

do i force japan to invade china or no

oh also

@elfin sphinx wanna be leader of america

may as well make this a campaign

[elfin sphinx]

Yes
🦅🇺🇸🦅

[stuck zephyr]

im gonna be the british

[iron venture]

looks like hungary got hungry

[stuck zephyr]

i will make sure you are a texan dont worry

[elfin sphinx]

Full send on Mexico (this looks bad)

[stuck zephyr]

🤨

america what are you doing

[elfin sphinx]

A funny

[stuck zephyr]

grrr

i am neville chamberlain

thats it

I will send you an angry letter America

[elfin sphinx]

I'll send u 20 shermans

As a gift

Like a lend-lease

[stuck zephyr]

oo

deal

[elfin sphinx]

Not an attack 💀

[stuck zephyr]

im being such an accurate neville chamberlain

[elfin sphinx]

That sounded wrong for a minute

[stuck zephyr]

my accuracy is off the charts

grr germany invaded austria

thats it

i will write an angry letter

saying i am very displeased about them invading austria but i dont actually want war

[elfin sphinx]

"hey you can't be doing this"

[elfin sphinx]

"Hey I've noticed you've taken all of central Europe, could you like stop?"

[stuck zephyr]

i guess poland was nevilles breaking point

but even then instead of bombing germany he dropped leaflets on them instead

[elfin sphinx]

Bro was like, u can have the HRE, what u can't have is Eastern Europe grrr

[stuck zephyr]

LMAO

YOO CHAD JUST REBELLED FROM FRANCE

[elfin sphinx]

What a Chad

[stuck zephyr]

WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON

[elfin sphinx]

SA has said no

Italy did what it usually does

[stuck zephyr]

peru is unacceptable

[elfin sphinx]

Portugal was tired of having the same borders

Why is Peru getting hate

💀

[plucky drum]

Peru was officially banned

Banned from south america

[stuck zephyr]

WHYS THE PERUVIAN ARMY SO SMALL

THE WAR ONLY JUST STARTED

also this is before the peru-ecuador war

[elfin sphinx]

Also Poland radicalized against the Germans 💀

[stuck zephyr]

where peru shrunk ecuadors border

[elfin sphinx]

Those borders look

[stuck zephyr]

the great chadian revolution

[elfin sphinx]

Wrong

[stuck zephyr]

i hate small world maps

[elfin sphinx]

Yeah make one that's 50x50 😈

[stuck zephyr]

bro

i dont want my pc to set on fire

[elfin sphinx]

Open a portal to hell 💀💀

[stuck zephyr]

eh im sure japans ready for a war with china

what could go wrong

[elfin sphinx]

Reverse Nanjing

[stuck zephyr]

afghanistan moment

hmm

do i want to attack afghanistan

or

do i want to attack nepal and bhutan

hmm

[elfin sphinx]

What's Mexico looking like 🧐

Has it been liberated

[stuck zephyr]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[stuck zephyr]

not yet

[elfin sphinx]

What the damn

What's the congo going at Portugal 💀

[stuck zephyr]

why has mongolia violated its neutrality

[elfin sphinx]

Hoi4 if everyone picked minors 💀

[stuck zephyr]

💀

[elfin sphinx]

WHAT THE FUCK

[stuck zephyr]

australia buddy i dont think i told you to do that

[elfin sphinx]

They said, "why's a whole ass continent just sitting here doing nothing "

[stuck zephyr]

That's it

I'm writing an angry letter to my dominion

:(

[elfin sphinx]

"hey bud, no"

[stuck zephyr]

meanwhile

ill give your war in mexico the blind eye

[elfin sphinx]

Shermans most be nice

[stuck zephyr]

im not gonna look there cuz your giving me a lend lease and im very happy about that

[elfin sphinx]

Damn

[stuck zephyr]

HEY

[elfin sphinx]

See that green in Wisconsin

[stuck zephyr]

WHAT IS IT WITH MY DOMINIONS AT THE MOMENT

[elfin sphinx]

Tell them to back up 🤨

[plucky drum]

Wait

Why?

[stuck zephyr]

btw @plucky drum this is a campaign

wanna be brazil

[elfin sphinx]

It's just memes at this point

[stuck zephyr]

you arent really active but

what the

[elfin sphinx]

What the diddle damn

[stuck zephyr]

im

im not going to reject that one

ITS PEACEKEEPING GUYS I SWEAR!!

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

oh shit we are losing

PEACEKEEPING GUYS

[elfin sphinx]

WHAT THE FUCK

[stuck zephyr]

brazil has decided to ban bolivia from south america

[elfin sphinx]

Why does china love going after Buddhist monks

[stuck zephyr]

lmao

dont worry

bhutans army of 1 will stop the chinese invaders

GERMANY IS INVADING SWITZERLAND

[elfin sphinx]

Downside of when the crown looses power, parliament and the dominions do whatever the fuck they want

[stuck zephyr]

psst

america

oh no eugene no bitches will go after me 😭 😭 😱 😱

[elfin sphinx]

Careful that'd get u banned

[stuck zephyr]

yeah true

[elfin sphinx]

Just saying a last name is controversial

[stuck zephyr]

uhh

bad german dictator man

[elfin sphinx]

Which one

[stuck zephyr]

i think this bad german dictator man isnt who he says he is

the one who thinks the NSDP is good

[elfin sphinx]

Ohhhhh

I think he's a bit weird

Throw a Sherman at him

[stuck zephyr]

you seriously just fled from texas

cuz mexico

[elfin sphinx]

😒

[stuck zephyr]

i missed something in iraq?

YOO WE MIGHT GET GRAN COLOMBIA BACK

oh its only the iran-iraq war its fine guys

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

🤨

[plucky drum]

O no

[elfin sphinx]

This is just

[plucky drum]

Mot again

[elfin sphinx]

We're finna get a Hellenic unification 💀

[stuck zephyr]

im gonna approve of this one too

[elfin sphinx]

Based

[stuck zephyr]

HOLD ON A MINUTE

FRANCE

NO

NO

I THINK I KKNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

[elfin sphinx]

Napoleon reincarnated

Doesn't his bloodline still continue till this day?

[elfin sphinx]

Somehow

[stuck zephyr]

want to liberate central america too?

also yse it does

[elfin sphinx]

Yes

Yes

Yes

[stuck zephyr]

this is liberation guys i swear

americas doing nothing evil

its liberation

oh also i declare war on canada innit fam

[elfin sphinx]

Lemme join

😈

[stuck zephyr]

sure thing

[plucky drum]

Americans are dangerously close to South America now

[stuck zephyr]

brazil is banning bolivia from south america

[elfin sphinx]

I mean it has the word America

[stuck zephyr]

french guiana :D

this is so wholesome

they are doing so successful

[elfin sphinx]

Look at the little well

And campfire

[plucky drum]

Argentina is missing, Argentina is missing, she needs to disappear from the map

[elfin sphinx]

Aww

[stuck zephyr]

america

lets liberate canada

[elfin sphinx]

Bet

[stuck zephyr]

you take vancouver i take everything else

sounds fair?

[elfin sphinx]

I want Toronto (new Michigan)

[stuck zephyr]

how

could you

[elfin sphinx]

Fine

I'll take Vancouver

We'll split it

[stuck zephyr]

toronto is full of evil people

[elfin sphinx]

Yeah that's why I wanna liberate them

🇺🇸

🥳

[stuck zephyr]

toronto refuse to drink tea

they are evil

its ok i know canada weakness

just tell quebec to rebel

wait

quebec is canadas capital LOL

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

its ok before i declared war on canada i told them to lower their military budget

[elfin sphinx]

😈

Bouta show them the better blitzkrieg

[stuck zephyr]

omg they're invading you

[elfin sphinx]

Oh no

How terrifying

[stuck zephyr]

its ok

their commander has the stupid trait

they dont even know what grass is

japan just lost in china

lets laugh at them

[elfin sphinx]

Hah

L bozos

[stuck zephyr]

Hah

omg japan just bombed pearl harbour 😱

[elfin sphinx]

I then proceeded to get pearl harbored

BRO 💀

[stuck zephyr]

lmao

now what

japan bombed you 😱

this is not very peaceful

[elfin sphinx]

Liberate them

[stuck zephyr]

should i write an angry letter

[elfin sphinx]

Cuz we're friendly

[stuck zephyr]

yes good idea

[elfin sphinx]

😌

[stuck zephyr]

should i send an angry letter to japan

[elfin sphinx]

Yes

[elfin sphinx]

But add some of this weird green rock to it

[stuck zephyr]

we are liberating canada

[elfin sphinx]

It smells nice

[stuck zephyr]

oo

smells spicy

[elfin sphinx]

Yup

They'll love it

[stuck zephyr]

whys it called uranium

[elfin sphinx]

Uhhhh because they misspelled utopium

😁

[stuck zephyr]

oh ok!

funny japan moment

think we've all seen this one before

grr @elfin sphinx

this is unacceptable

thats it

[elfin sphinx]

Oil?

[stuck zephyr]

i think we need to Liberate Italy

[elfin sphinx]

Oh

Italy

[stuck zephyr]

they are stopping our oil trades

[elfin sphinx]

That's right

[stuck zephyr]

then we will liberate saudi arabia

[elfin sphinx]

😈

Bet

[stuck zephyr]

you can have saudi arabia

i already liberated oman

[elfin sphinx]

They'll love capitalism

[elfin sphinx]

Why's they're green in new Mexico

[stuck zephyr]

hey buddy things arent looking to exquisite over there

the central americans are counter attacking into mexico and the canadians are being harassful to your army

[elfin sphinx]

So

Chairmen

[stuck zephyr]

LMAO WHAT MEXICOS STILL ALIVE

[elfin sphinx]

There's this thing called uh

[stuck zephyr]

THEY HAVE AN ANTARCTIC COLONY

@elfin sphinx lets do operation kill canada

bomb all major buildings in canadian land

[elfin sphinx]

White phosphorus

[stuck zephyr]

i am neville chamberlain so i come up with bad operation nmaes

names*

cuz that is the accurate thing to do

[elfin sphinx]

Operation bull the dog

[stuck zephyr]

good idea

yay theres fireworkks in canada

yayy

[elfin sphinx]

They're celebrating 🥳

[stuck zephyr]

beautiful orange firewors

they seem to have run out of colours

they are only using orange red and yellow

[elfin sphinx]

That's Ill fortunate

[stuck zephyr]

they are celebrating the liberation!

we have done a good thing today chap

[elfin sphinx]

🦅🇺🇲🦅

[stuck zephyr]

canada is talking about surrendering?

why would they want to surrender the fun

[elfin sphinx]

Yeah why not be fully liberated

Sent to education camps to they can learn more things and be proud American citizens 😌

[stuck zephyr]

wow that fireworks show will be something to remember

[elfin sphinx]

So beautiful

[stuck zephyr]

omg

we got invited on holiday to the hague! @elfin sphinx

the netherlands is so kind

[elfin sphinx]

You can go for me broski

I need to help the Canadians

[stuck zephyr]

why

oh but so do i

oh hey france is dissolving

[silent ferry]

Balkan battle when @stuck zephyr

[elfin sphinx]

Idk if I wanna go to the national court of justice, they seem mean 😔

[stuck zephyr]

france seems mean

they are not liberating their people

[elfin sphinx]

Let's liberate them

🇺🇸

[stuck zephyr]

IT AINT ME, IT AINT ME I AINT NO FORTUNATE ONE

'NAM

[elfin sphinx]

😨

[silent ferry]

is that Vietnam?

[stuck zephyr]

yes

[stuck zephyr]

hey dude whats this "communism" vietnam is on about?

they sound like total hippies

[elfin sphinx]

😅

[plucky drum]

Vietnam? I only see french indochina

[stuck zephyr]

lets go liberate vietnam

[stuck zephyr]

nono

french indochina rebelled from france

[elfin sphinx]

Idk about that one

[stuck zephyr]

why

[elfin sphinx]

😅

[stuck zephyr]

its only a bunch of vietnamese farmers

we will win for sure

[elfin sphinx]

If u say so

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-horror-bad-memories-apocalypse-blue-shirt-gif-16881542

[stuck zephyr]

what they gonna do? pull out ak-47s and hide in the trees?

[silent ferry]

I personally want to wage for the Balkan wars tho.

[elfin sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-platoon-vietnam-war-gif-19289153

[stuck zephyr]

the balans are invaded by germany

[elfin sphinx]

Funny

[stuck zephyr]

im on holiday in pakistan

apparently indias on about "independence" or something

what does that mean?

am i not liberating them enough @elfin sphinx

[plucky drum]

Time to put some orange agent in your villages

[stuck zephyr]

should i liberate india more

[plucky drum]

A little bit

[elfin sphinx]

I think it means they need more liberation

Go liberate them

[silent ferry]

drop napalms, tons of it.

[stuck zephyr]

Oh

[elfin sphinx]

Speaking of

[stuck zephyr]

uh oh

portugal is looking quite big

[elfin sphinx]

Wtf are the Portuguese up to

Oh

That's what

They're up to

[stuck zephyr]

lets just hope they forgot that brazil exists

[silent ferry]

drop napalms on Viet now!

[stuck zephyr]

wow dude @elfin sphinx brazil sure does take after you

they are liberating bolivia, ecuador and argentina

what good people 😀

[plucky drum]

Please, no more gold stealer

[elfin sphinx]

You speak Brazilian Portuguese?

[silent ferry]

you're going to Brazil.

[stuck zephyr]

uhhh

[stuck zephyr]

yo dude help i dont know any portuguese

[elfin sphinx]

Idk why but my translator said "they said fuck the Monroe doctrine and screw you American pigs" but they don't seem the type

[stuck zephyr]

teach me a portuguese word so i sound smart pls

[silent ferry]

literally, you are being occupied by the Brazilians.

[elfin sphinx]

Viva la grande?

[stuck zephyr]

i need to sound smart so @elfin sphinx worships me as a god

[plucky drum]

É o gremio

[stuck zephyr]

ok

hey @elfin sphinx

É o gremio

[stuck zephyr]

thank you

[elfin sphinx]

What the damn u say to me boy

U speaking the devils tongue?

[stuck zephyr]

Portuguese

time to trigger every brazilian person

and portuguese person

[silent ferry]

me fode papai

[stuck zephyr]

isnt portuguese just a ripoff spanish

[elfin sphinx]

Everything is a ripoff of something

Dwbi

[stuck zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-creepy-smile-gif-18297390

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

im fully aware of what i have just done

[silent ferry]

that means ‘hump me daddy’

[stuck zephyr]

i have awoen the horde

[plucky drum]

🏳️‍🌈🤨?

[elfin sphinx]

Isn't Spanish just a rip-off of Italian

[stuck zephyr]

awoken*

why do i correct myself instead of editing what i said instead 💀

[elfin sphinx]

I always fuck up my edits

[silent ferry]

the stepsister 6 months later: 🤰

[stuck zephyr]

🤨 📸

i am neville chamberlain

i will write an angry letter now

[elfin sphinx]

I just realized

I never learned who led France in ww2

[stuck zephyr]

wasnt it philippe petain

[stuck zephyr]

just triggered every french perosn

[plucky drum]

spanish is portuguese spoken wrong

[stuck zephyr]

person

[stuck zephyr]

i was joking dw

ikk that portuguese and spanish are different lol

[silent ferry]

@plucky drum hey Portuguese

[stuck zephyr]

💀

they are brazilian

[silent ferry]

isn't you guys cut wrists?

[stuck zephyr]

you just compaired them to a gold stealer

[plucky drum]

Brazilian

[plucky drum]

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

whys the brazilian armed forces marching through america

[plucky drum]

Ooo no

Save the central america

[silent ferry]

why arent they using separate language channels though.

[stuck zephyr]

brazil used to be a colony of portugal for a long time

brazil even used to be the capital of portugal

[elfin sphinx]

You like newfoundland?

[stuck zephyr]

but then brazil rebelled i think

[stuck zephyr]

yes why

[silent ferry]

essentially just an urban slang in Portuguese.

[elfin sphinx]

Just an observation 💀

[stuck zephyr]

OMG

PLS DONT LIBERATE ME AMERICA

😭 😭 😭 😱

[plucky drum]

it would be the same thing to have a separate channel for mexico and spain, or america and ingraterra

[elfin sphinx]

You're already liberated boy

No need

[stuck zephyr]

yay

wait doesnt that mean im a puppet state of you

[silent ferry]

we have a thread called north Korean language tho.

[elfin sphinx]

No 😇

[stuck zephyr]

oh ok!

[stuck zephyr]

you are north korean?

COMMUNIST

AAAAAAAAAA

[elfin sphinx]

Also btw could you declare war on the swedes?

[silent ferry]

no just for the meme.

[stuck zephyr]

oh yeah sure thing

[elfin sphinx]

Ty

[stuck zephyr]

hey uh about that

[elfin sphinx]

What the damn

💀

[stuck zephyr]

i think we were a bit too late

[elfin sphinx]

I don't like the way Scandinavia is looking

[plucky drum]

At that time Brazil was a kingdom, we were the united kingdom of portugal and brazil, but portugal wanted brazil to be a colony again and our king decided to declare independence

[elfin sphinx]

Both physically and politically

[stuck zephyr]

lets liberate them

[silent ferry]

você está indo para o Brasil porque estamos conquistando seu país!

[elfin sphinx]

Ask this man named Joseph to do it for em

[silent ferry]

google translate kinda sucks honestly.

[elfin sphinx]

I think he's Russian

[stuck zephyr]

hey why did vietnam change colours 😱

[elfin sphinx]

😅

[stuck zephyr]

america

you liberated them right?

[elfin sphinx]

🗿

[stuck zephyr]

RIGHT?

[silent ferry]

how did they prevail over colonists.

[elfin sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-rain-raining-shield-gif-23708211

[plucky drum]

Comunism????

[stuck zephyr]

that joseph guy is so kind

[stuck zephyr]

FORREST GUMP

that movie is so fucking good bro

[stuck zephyr]

going back for a round 2 in vietnam ey?

[plucky drum]

Pcb

[elfin sphinx]

He has the same first name as me 🥳

[stuck zephyr]

🤮

💪

FOR KING AND COUNTRY

[elfin sphinx]

🦅🇺🇲🦅

[stuck zephyr]

GOD SAVE THE KING

[silent ferry]

this exist too.

[stuck zephyr]

💪 :crown:

[silent ferry]

Brazilian fascism.

[elfin sphinx]

Most active this channel has been in months

[stuck zephyr]

💪 💪

[stuck zephyr]

fascists are wrong change my mind

[elfin sphinx]

I don't think anyone is going to besides a no no person

[stuck zephyr]

hmm

this looks familiar

[plucky drum]

green chickens

[stuck zephyr]

😱 @elfin sphinx canada just became communist

[elfin sphinx]

Kill it

[stuck zephyr]

we need to liberate them fast

[elfin sphinx]

Liberationally

[silent ferry]

haha, I can bypass this.

[stuck zephyr]

you just lost alaska

[elfin sphinx]

Who TF lives in Alaska

Nvm

[plucky drum]

Lets gooo canada

[stuck zephyr]

WE HAVE TO BEAT THE COMMIES

[plucky drum]

400 heros vs 500 demons

[stuck zephyr]

YOOO

GRAN COLOMBIA

[elfin sphinx]

L + 🦅🇺🇲🦅

[stuck zephyr]

lets hope brazil doesnt ban them from south america

[plucky drum]

Nice frontiers

Borders

[stuck zephyr]

brazil just naval invaded argentina

why

literally whats the point

[silent ferry]

literally, they're sending everyone to Brazil.

[plucky drum]

Finally, finally argentina is over

[stuck zephyr]

joseph doesnt seem to be that good at holding his country together huh

[silent ferry]

essentially because they're occupying its territories.

[elfin sphinx]

I think Joseph has anger issues but he has a kind heart

[plucky drum]

Close the Buenos aires port

[elfin sphinx]

Kazakhstan 💀

[stuck zephyr]

are you getting ptsd

from losing to middle eastern people

as kazakhstan

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

OH SHIT

maybe japan will deal with vietnam for us

[elfin sphinx]

YES

[plucky drum]

Wow

[stuck zephyr]

japan has now killed 3 communist countries

[elfin sphinx]

🥳

[stuck zephyr]

communist china, mongolia and xibei san ma

LMAO SAUDI ARABIA IS NAVAL INVADING CALIFORNIA @elfin sphinx

[plucky drum]

Lets gooo

[stuck zephyr]

dont worry they will find nothing of use there

[elfin sphinx]

Why is fuck not banned

[stuck zephyr]

fuck

shit

[elfin sphinx]

But it is when it's just that with a K

[stuck zephyr]

fucK

what

[stuck zephyr]

oh

probs eugene did it

blame eugene for anything

[elfin sphinx]

😭

[plucky drum]

Fuky

[stuck zephyr]

Fukc

Fu k

i have brken the system

[elfin sphinx]

Alright Britain it's getting late over here, well not really it's 8:30 CST but

[plucky drum]

You destroyed the state

[stuck zephyr]

LMAO WHAT CANADA INVADED CENTRAL AMERCA

[elfin sphinx]

I gotta finish this he

[stuck zephyr]

what

[elfin sphinx]

Hw*

[stuck zephyr]

its 2:31 am

in britain

[elfin sphinx]

Timezones buddy

Time zones

[stuck zephyr]

i know

but

its later over here

[elfin sphinx]

Ur cazy

💀

[stuck zephyr]

how

😱

brazil declared war on me

im scared!!

they want guyana!!

thats it im writing an angry letter to brazil

@plucky drum I am very angry that you are invading me but I will not do anything about it

Angrily, Neville Chamberlain

[plucky drum]

Finally

[plucky drum]

we will not make the same mistake as Argentina

[elfin sphinx]

"oh what's that"
"It's been more than 4 years the public is mad?"
"What we have election cycles"
"Huh"
"Oh fuck"

[stuck zephyr]

what

[elfin sphinx]

Apparently the American people are mad

[stuck zephyr]

thats

it

I will nuke Texas

[elfin sphinx]

🦅🇺🇲🦅