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[molten pumice]

unknown to them, they dwarves live outside a mysterious cave of death and history

[viscid venture]

And mythril

[molten pumice]

yes, and mythril

yeah i was gonna give the humans a headstart becasue they always lose but i think thats a bit too much

ill keep the elves at 19 because they repopulate fast but the others ill give more to make fair

[viscid venture]

Honestly the elves probably deserve a low population

[molten pumice]

what if i just made the elves secretly just get treated the worst

[viscid venture]

👍

[molten pumice]

like constantly attacked by skeletons or zombies or something

a dwarven photographer suspected that there were caves there because he kept hearing distressed monkey noises from inside and found some tnt at the entrance

but they havent discovered mobile fire yet, only fireplaces so they cant light it

oh dear, looks like bears are attacking the elves
how sad

[viscid venture]

Reminds me of Speciesbox

[molten pumice]

with fear of being killed, an unknown force blocked off the hellands temporarily

[molten pumice]

bro elves are repopulating so fast 😭

[viscid venture]

They must be overcrowding

And everyone knows that overcrowding causes plague

[molten pumice]

oh wow, a skeleton attack

how sad

[viscid venture]

Poor, poor elves

[molten pumice]

honestly i kinda like this ruined town look here, ima just keep the elves out of this and keep the buildings here

[static crane]

New world. Imma pit all the kingdoms against each other now

[viscid venture]

Alr I'mma go to bed now

[molten pumice]

ok bye

legend has it a god will appear and beat everyone

[near socket]

loser I collected all the traits

[molten pumice]

wow thats cool

20 years later, chad became stronger and tougher but questioned lonens ways

so he was going to fight lonen

that would be chads biggest and final regret

[marble schooner]

boat chaos

[viscid venture]

ahoy Ye

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Oh no

[old pelican]

Um sir this worldbox screenshots channel

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[primal badger]

this 55% off is it permanent or how long till it gone?

I know its cheap (200 = $3.59)

but still 🙃

Nvm its all good, bought it anyway

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200$?

[regal forge]

Different currency

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https://c.tenor.com/Pyl1lsmHJowAAAAM/monkey-bruh.gif

[primal badger]

druid-orc guerrilla warfare,

orcs attempt invasion of gledai forest

druid side
-druids
-buffalo army
-rhinos
-monkeys

orc side
-orcs
-skeletons(corrupted orcs)

[dire bronze]

What's this mermaid looking trait

[steady dew]

That's the short sighted trait

Doesn't look like a mermaid

[fresh spindle]

I let a ww2 simulation run while i slept and the result: Germany knocked out russia and took all of Europe.

[cerulean pilot]

You already knew this is wrong🗿

[sullen inlet]

Even more recent one, Ida losing land to revolts, and a bunch of wars happened, but the population is finally recovering and nearing the 10K it was at, gone from 4K to 7K

[gentle perch]

I feel the pain

[molten pumice]

Oh no! I didn’t put it in #🤡memes
I am a menace to society

[rain locust]

I made hell

[viscid venture]

That looks pretty nice

[rain locust]

Thanks

[light crescent]

Would recommend

[rain locust]

Very nice vacation spot

[light crescent]

The forever vacation lmao

[rain locust]

Lol

[earnest berry]

ignore portugal

[light crescent]

They're... dead

[earnest berry]

portugal is in the backrooms with green land

[light crescent]

Also Realm of the Na

[earnest berry]

yes

[light crescent]

Also the Warsaw Pact owns Berlin...

Wait

Oh that Warsaw Pact

[earnest berry]

yes

here lemme show u the map

[light crescent]

Cold vibes

[earnest berry]

gimme a sec

germany is split

[light crescent]

Should've known it was a cold war europe

Woah... Luxembourg annexed Belgium and the Netherlands

Reminds me of my Luxembourg world conquests in hoi4

[earnest berry]

come on i cant make Luxembourg is way to small

[earnest berry]

lol

also there is no denmark

[light crescent]

Nice map though

[earnest berry]

thx

[light crescent]

POV Opperation Weserberung

[earnest berry]

lmao

i also made a ww2 map

and a normal europe

[light crescent]

Wait

Where is Liechtenstein? How dare you not add them!

[earnest berry]

aaaa

i cant

its to smolll

its like adding the Vatican city

[stuck zephyr]

what is that alsace-lorraine

funny horde

[stuck zephyr]

what is that alsace-lorraine

[earnest berry]

huh?

[light crescent]

He is saying that Alsace-Lorraine (German French border) looks weird

[earnest berry]

a

im not the best at making good borders

and i made that map at like 3 am

[stuck zephyr]

death

[earnest berry]

green land

[light crescent]

YES

[earnest berry]

the 1st super power

[stuck zephyr]

genocide

[light crescent]

I remember playing Hoi4 on non historical, then Greenland annexed Denmark before Germany could get to denmark

[earnest berry]

LOL

green land should be a super power

look at that army tho 😳

[elfin sphinx]

How

Greenland has an army!?

[stuck zephyr]

greenland isnt an independent nation in vanilla

it cant be

[light crescent]

Because I played greenland

[elfin sphinx]

That's what im saying

[stuck zephyr]

its not even got a foreign claim

[light crescent]

They become independent

[stuck zephyr]

no they dont

thats iceland

[sullen inlet]

Population nearing 9K, basically fully recovered from the major wars finally

[stuck zephyr]

greenland doesnt have its own nation in hoi4

[light crescent]

Oh damn

Got my nations mixed up

Aaah

Anyway, I meant Iceland

(Damn you vikings)

[light crescent]

Now do Spite

[sullen inlet]

Population at one point dropped as low as 4K

[light crescent]

Good

The more death the better

[stuck zephyr]

@light crescent

tea

[elfin sphinx]

Bros just experimenting with the masses

[light crescent]

The greatest beverage

[stuck zephyr]

i hand picked someone who loves tea

it must be yorkshire tea gold

[light crescent]

Yes, they also probably sponsor him in his videos...

[stuck zephyr]

how spiffing

[surreal harbor]

oh no

[earnest berry]

the war has started...

[stuck zephyr]

oh no

[elfin sphinx]

Bro what did u do to Austria 😭

[stuck zephyr]

no more austria-hungary

[earnest berry]

austria is getting over run

[light crescent]

POV no cold war

Just WW3

[earnest berry]

yep

austria has fallen

[stuck zephyr]

funny zombies

that guys having a tea break

[elfin sphinx]

Not just fallen bros got deleted

[sullen inlet]

Middle continent might as well just be called ida at this point considering only that one exist there now and has been that way for a while

[earnest berry]

morocco is falling

[stuck zephyr]

guess the teabreak is over

[earnest berry]

heavy fighting in italy

encirclement

[elfin sphinx]

You should significantly increase the size of those 2 island's

[earnest berry]

ill do it later

[stuck zephyr]

death

[earnest berry]

the encirclement failed

[earnest berry]

warsaw pact has stablished a defensive line in africa

[stuck zephyr]

time for a change of scenery

alien blaster

LOL

[light crescent]

Alien blaster now... bruh

[surreal harbor]

rome is falling

[stuck zephyr]

nah nah

he can use

a flame sword

[stuck zephyr]

NOOOOOOOOO

[light crescent]

I like how you made the barbaric tribes all orcs

[surreal harbor]

yeah

[earnest berry]

yo

is this map on the workshop?

[surreal harbor]

@outer anchor made the map

[surreal harbor]

it’s in #🌐map-downloads

[earnest berry]

thx

[surreal harbor]

[stuck zephyr]

time to make him slaughter the prisoners

[light crescent]

Brutal

[stuck zephyr]

infact

its time for him to have madness

[light crescent]

Mega brutal

[stuck zephyr]

death

he will take over the prison himself

nvm flame sword sucks ass when theres hordes

bow

its time for him to use an SMG

which is an adamantite bow thats rapid fire

[surreal harbor]

rome has such a big army they probably won’t fall due to revolution

[stuck zephyr]

LOL

[surreal harbor]

more likely a slow death with places peacefully leaving

[stuck zephyr]

death

[light crescent]

Bro that smg is smashing

[stuck zephyr]

uh oh

the walls are breached

[earnest berry]

GUYS

SWITZERLAND HAS ENTERED THE WAR

[stuck zephyr]

@light crescent real shit

[light crescent]

BRO WHAT

[stuck zephyr]

imagine spiffing brit playing postal 2

[light crescent]

That would be hilarious

[earnest berry]

THIS SHIT GOT SERIOUS EVEN IRELAND

[light crescent]

It's like a dream come true

Maybe they finally didn't go through the neutral focus tree

[stuck zephyr]

i like how the military is trying to deal with 1 insane man with an SMG instead of an entire horde of 6000 zombies

[earnest berry]

YES

THIS IS NOW REAL

[stuck zephyr]

focus tree

i've heard those 2 words too much

hoi4 has corrupted my brain

[light crescent]

He is more dangerous than the horde itself

[stuck zephyr]

That's it

I'm going to do Danzig or War

[light crescent]

Now it's time for some Reorganised Liberian Free State

[stuck zephyr]

shut up or i will annex addis ababa

[stuck zephyr]

thats a real big threat

[earnest berry]

switzerland is helping liberate italy

[light crescent]

reel big threet

[stuck zephyr]

danzig or war moment

thats it

im going to play hoi4

WITH HISTORICAL AI OFF

[light crescent]

Oh no

Don't look at the US

[stuck zephyr]

dont look at germany either

[light crescent]

Chad German Empire

[stuck zephyr]

HOI4 MOMENT

[stuck zephyr]

syria 😭

[light crescent]

It's time to take memel

[stuck zephyr]

i every time i see syria im reminded of my failures

It's time

to disable historical ai

soviet unions about to fucking die

[light crescent]

POV you're playing HOI4 in Worldbox

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

infact

[elfin sphinx]

While you're at it enable chaos ai

[stuck zephyr]

im gonna make the USSR as unstable as possible

[light crescent]

I remember my first Blackshirt run

[stuck zephyr]

chaos ai is my fucking favourite mod for hoi4

i had upper volta form an empire in africa

basically it was the german empire

[light crescent]

Ended miserably

[stuck zephyr]

upper volta had the same flag as the german empire

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[light crescent]

Lmao

[stuck zephyr]

this

this fucker made an empire in africa

in my hoi4 world

when i had chaos id

ai

not id

went straight to invading mali and niger to get as much land as possible

[stuck zephyr]

AND I MEAN NIGER AS IF THE COUNTRY

[elfin sphinx]

That's like if Gibraltar formed another Islamic empire

[light crescent]

Lmao

[elfin sphinx]

Bro had to specify for the ppl who don't know human geography

[stuck zephyr]

legit

omg guys!!

[surreal harbor]

whet

what

[stuck zephyr]

germany just went down the oppose evil german man focus tree

[surreal harbor]

it’s pretty obvious you were talking about the country

[stuck zephyr]

ik but

i've genuinely been banned from a server before for saying niger

[elfin sphinx]

The Californians wouldn't have even thought of the country

[stuck zephyr]

people thought i was saying the n word 💀

[surreal harbor]

[light crescent]

Hopefully they don't go democratic

[elfin sphinx]

I start my sophomore year on Monday

[stuck zephyr]

TROTSKY GOD DAMN IT

[surreal harbor]

f

[stuck zephyr]

trotsky without ukraine

[stuck zephyr]

haha my summer holiday is still going on

[surreal harbor]

the soviets are gonna be dead because ww2

[elfin sphinx]

I hate summers why? Cuz I don't do anything.

I need to be productive 💪

[stuck zephyr]

i hate summer and i hate school

[elfin sphinx]

Get a job 🦅

[stuck zephyr]

cant

[elfin sphinx]

Fair

[stuck zephyr]

nobody in my town is hiring 😭

dont have a car or a bike either to go to other places

[elfin sphinx]

Samee

Ima take drivers Ed when u turn 16

[stuck zephyr]

im too underage for a car and for a bike i just cant be arsed

[elfin sphinx]

And might also get my first job when I'm 16

[stuck zephyr]

i've had a job at the age of 15

my brother hired me to work at his shop lol

[elfin sphinx]

All I do rn is play valorant and make wolrdbox maps

[elfin sphinx]

I have no connections like that and I refuse to babysit 💀

[stuck zephyr]

i also refuse to babysit

[elfin sphinx]

Maps made using the height tool always look blurry

[stuck zephyr]

oh yeah i can see it

real shit @elfin sphinx

maxim should delete rain and acid rain ngl

acid rain no longer dissolves stuff

and rain doesnt make grass anymore

you can easily put out fire without rain

[elfin sphinx]

Yeah all they do is make a toxic biome and burn shit 💀

But it's an OG feature and looks cool kinda so we vibe w/ it

[stuck zephyr]

i wanna do a giant iberia map just to simulate a massive spanish civil war

[elfin sphinx]

I was playing the bloody Europe mod for age of civilization but every 200 turns I switched nations randomly

I got Portugal and they were rich as hell

The British took over France and Aragon so I formed a union with Spain and the Brits still kicked my ass

[stuck zephyr]

😎

https://tenor.com/view/uk-united-kingdom-flag-flag-waver-great-britain-gif-15164585

[elfin sphinx]

Nah it wasn't even Brits yet it was just England

[stuck zephyr]

even better

[light crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-brittania-britain-brittania-rule-slaves-gif-20426402

[elfin sphinx]

Scotland and the kingdom of the isles still existed

[stuck zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/england-flag-flying-waving-st-george-gif-21748195

[elfin sphinx]

I swear that's the same flag pole

[stuck zephyr]

it is

same animation too

its a website but idk its name

[elfin sphinx]

Someone pissed off the polish like very early tho

[frigid sorrel]

All they needed was one green flag

[stuck zephyr]

wheres there 3 anarchists

[frigid sorrel]

All they needed was one green flag

[stuck zephyr]

anarcho-primitivism

idk how to spell it

[light crescent]

POV you play CK3 and Bohemia takes the British Isles

That happened in my game

[stuck zephyr]

better than what i had

[light crescent]

What did you get?

[silent ferry]

Si this Victoria II

[elfin sphinx]

Last time I played ck3 I somehow ended up ruling the HRE after a series of very unfortunate events

[stuck zephyr]

i cant even remember now

i think the teutonic order owned england

in ck2

[light crescent]

Last time I played CK3 the Arabian culture became like most of the world's court langauge

[stuck zephyr]

in ck2 the teutonic order owned england lmao

[light crescent]

Best timeline

[elfin sphinx]

Last time I played ck3 I had an Asia mod installed and the Chinese decided to go colonial

[stuck zephyr]

no more moores

[light crescent]

Nice

Last time I played HOI4 as Swiss (don't have the new DLC yet) I watched as Germany actually succeeded in taking over the world, but when they invaded me I managed to fend them off for like 10 years

[elfin sphinx]

Did you hide in the mountains like a pu-

[light crescent]

Yes

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

wow

[light crescent]

Neutral Swiss game fun

[stuck zephyr]

just like what i did as ethiopia in the italy-ethiopia war

[light crescent]

Lmao

[stuck zephyr]

basically just reusing a map i played on before but killed everyone

and drew borders

oh for fucks sake

ofc the capitals are absorbing ALL the land even though unlimited zone range isnt on

well thats one way to prevent civil war

[stuck zephyr]

literally hate when this happens

[elfin sphinx]

Same

[surreal harbor]

the romans are getting their ass kicked in africa

[elfin sphinx]

Custom borders are superior anyway 😒

[stuck zephyr]

so true

[elfin sphinx]

They went straight for Gaul then for Africa

Bro skipped the Punic wars

[surreal harbor]

they are losing land in brittania

[stuck zephyr]

hopefully they make more cities this time around

[stuck zephyr]

nice nice

[elfin sphinx]

You see personally if I were in there with powerbox I could fit over 100 villages in Spain alone

[stuck zephyr]

i got powerbox but

i really cant be arsed drawing the borders again

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

sadly i dont think the diplomacy mod will ever b e updated

[elfin sphinx]

Pray simple gui makes a return

[stuck zephyr]

nice

over 10 villages should be when civil wars start becoming more common

i made all the kings op for now

idk why tho

cuz revolutions are already off

[elfin sphinx]

Bro left out Andorra 😒

[stuck zephyr]

oh shit i did

this is unacceptable

[elfin sphinx]

Only the best Iberian nation

[stuck zephyr]

i fixed my mistake

[elfin sphinx]

Good good

"Dadibi"

[surreal harbor]

First time Rome's troops were below 1000

[stuck zephyr]

dont you worry

i fixed the name

[elfin sphinx]

Hire someone to stop the Visigoths 💀

[elfin sphinx]

💪

[stuck zephyr]

i swear to god

if any of you do something shitty with the transport boats

thats the main reason i blocked portugal off rn

they tried to colonize catalonia 💀

NOO

THE ANDORRANS DIED

THEY STARVED TO DEATH

[elfin sphinx]

Rip

How many villages is Spain 💀

[stuck zephyr]

gonna make andorra free land now

i forgot i disabled military

idk why i did that

ima just enable that

[elfin sphinx]

You can disable military?

Huh 🤨

[stuck zephyr]

andorra is back

im gonna try to keep them alive

ill make the andorrans into alcoholics

that should work

[elfin sphinx]

W

Every time I think of this it confuses me more

How the hell would city states defend themselves

💀

[stuck zephyr]

ik how

andorras got a pact with both spain and france

in which they both promise to defend andorra

monaco has a pact with france

vatican has a pact with switzerland

[elfin sphinx]

So they play kiss ass

Gotcha

💀

[stuck zephyr]

the vatican army is literally the swiss guard

liechtenstein is both swiss and austrian army

i think singapore has its own military

yea they do

[elfin sphinx]

The only thing they'd need to train in is urban combat too

[stuck zephyr]

LETS BE FUCKING HONEST

how the fuck are these guys going to defend vatican city

even luxembourg would win a war with them

[elfin sphinx]

I had to look again cuz I thought it was an army of clowns

[stuck zephyr]

LMAO

[stuck zephyr]

lets be honest tho luxembourg is chad

this is so sad

[elfin sphinx]

Bros would just call for a holy war or smn

[stuck zephyr]

oh god

they gonna invade palestine

to help israel

[elfin sphinx]

💀

But to defend the literal 1 city block they'd just Roman Testudo and not move

[stuck zephyr]

imagine a bunch of vatican soldiers shooting bow and arrows at an italian divison armed with guns

and actually good armour

[elfin sphinx]

The thing is how effect is medieval armour against say your average pistol caliber

[stuck zephyr]

not effective at all

i think i watched a video about it

oh no the spanish president is dead and now spains depressed or something

[elfin sphinx]

Imagine them trying to pike a tank to death

[stuck zephyr]

lmao

imagine them swinging a sword at an APC

[elfin sphinx]

Firing a ballista at a helicopter

[stuck zephyr]

ay

atleast that would actually do damage

[elfin sphinx]

Yeah it would do smn tbh

[stuck zephyr]

im not sure how spain can recover from this

[elfin sphinx]

Catapults would do smn against infantry too ig

[stuck zephyr]

spains fucked

damn

look at that mega rebellion

they just aint gonna win that

[elfin sphinx]

Not the anarchists 😱

[stuck zephyr]

LMAO

its the C.N.T F.A.I oh god

[elfin sphinx]

Is that a Sparta I see 🧐

[surreal harbor]

oh no

[stuck zephyr]

oh

rip the romans

thats it

its time for the return of the moors

time to make the andalusians angry

yeah the rebels are getting crushed

cant wait for the return of al-andalus

[stuck zephyr]

not even a muslim btw

i just find it interesting how iberia used to be majority islamic

[elfin sphinx]

I saw al- and my mind went Qaeda before I even thought of anything

[stuck zephyr]

oh shit

no i dont support them at all

[elfin sphinx]

Nah just my American genes 💪

[stuck zephyr]

NO

NO

FRANCE IS INVADING ANDORRA

[elfin sphinx]

The fate of Andorra 😔

[stuck zephyr]

FRANCE STOP IT

That's it

im buffing the 3 andorran soldiers

they will honour their nation

[elfin sphinx]

Make them Albanians 💪 💪 💪

[stuck zephyr]

YES

the 3 andorran legends

1 andorran and 2 french

[elfin sphinx]

Power Rangers

[stuck zephyr]

an ethnic french army fighting an ethnic french army

this is gonna make the french feel betrayed

andorras a strategic genius

[elfin sphinx]

I like how the different armour types in game kinda relate to different cultures

[surreal harbor]

bro Rome has been falling form revolts and Byzantium has been falling due to peaceful separation

[stuck zephyr]

if the french soldiers feel betrayed they wont want to fight meaning the andorrans will win

[elfin sphinx]

Like one of them resemble Mongolian or northern Chinese Armour, and some are just naked 💀

[stuck zephyr]

guess who the andorran is in this division

[elfin sphinx]

The black one

[stuck zephyr]

yup

idk why the andorrans are black but its fine

andorras sadly majority ethnic french

[elfin sphinx]

Greek uprising 🧐

[surreal harbor]

yes

[stuck zephyr]

Andorra Census:
53 french people
24 andorrans

ANDORRAS GOT 4 TROOPS NOW

BASED ANDORRA

[elfin sphinx]

can't get over how there's literally a Visigoth kingdom's forming

[elfin sphinx]

Got a full fortnite squad

[stuck zephyr]

battle for andorra

[stuck zephyr]

THE ANDORRANS WON

so far they have defeated

1 french soldier

[stuck zephyr]

visigoths 💀

[stuck zephyr]

here comes the horde

[elfin sphinx]

The cheese Munchers

[stuck zephyr]

Battle of Andorra

THE FRENCH ARE COMMITING WAR CRIMES

I JUST SAW AN ANDORRAN CHILD GET SHOT DEAD

[elfin sphinx]

Spain's like "eh just an average day in Madrid"

[stuck zephyr]

FOR ANDORRA

NOOO

they've been overrun

[elfin sphinx]

The Andorran getting jumped

[stuck zephyr]

andorras managed to kill 100 french troops before they fell

[elfin sphinx]

The remaining population is just children 😭

[stuck zephyr]

andorras probably not gonna survive this

the future

they have basically lost their entire adult population now

[elfin sphinx]

Gonna cause a huge problem later like what's going on in Russia

[stuck zephyr]

kinda like the crisis in japan too

japans losing population rapidly cuz most of its population are old/infertile people

[elfin sphinx]

And like the average amount of kids per family is like 0.8 smn

I forgot

[stuck zephyr]

this 1 andorran man has killed 122 french men

[elfin sphinx]

The Germans donated to Andorra

Gave em top tier machine guns

[stuck zephyr]

these 2 brave machine gunners

will save andorra

THE ETHNIC ANDORRAN MAN LIVED

lmao

mans 4 years old and already fighting for the survival of his country

[stuck zephyr]

extreme patriotism

the french finally realise andorras quite difficult to bring down

[elfin sphinx]

Is that an Andorran

[stuck zephyr]

andorran morale rn is probably through the roof

[elfin sphinx]

On the offensive

[stuck zephyr]

yup lmao

[elfin sphinx]

Bro didn't take that attack lightly 💀

[stuck zephyr]

IMAGINE

IMAGINE ANDORRA TAKE OVER FRANCE

[elfin sphinx]

W Andorra

🇦🇩

[elfin sphinx]

Every country should just use their coat of arms as flags this shit unoriginal 😒

[stuck zephyr]

how the hell are the catalonians winning

[elfin sphinx]

Did Mussolini migrate or smn

[stuck zephyr]

ignore the button at the top right but

it actually looks pretty good

[stuck zephyr]

just got a picture of french war crimes

setting fire to andorra

time for france to go to the hague

[elfin sphinx]

Andorra

[stuck zephyr]

Britain

those german machine guns are helping andorra a lot

oh no

france finally figured out what they're dealing with

the french are sending in all their divisions

and they got a flamethrower troop

FRANCE AND ANDORRA MADE PEACE

ANDORRA LIVES

[elfin sphinx]

Fuck the ethnic Andorrans are black 💀

[stuck zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/andorra-gif-21304016

[stuck zephyr]

lmaooo

the ethnic portuguese are also black

[elfin sphinx]

That green go hard tho

[elfin sphinx]

O hate how the culture borders do that

[stuck zephyr]

i like how portugals basically united their nation with their culture too

LOL

WHY ARE THE SPANISH NAVAL INVADING CATALONIA

THEY LITERALLY BORDER

[elfin sphinx]

Sometimes they do both

[stuck zephyr]

goofy ai

[elfin sphinx]

How? Idk

[stuck zephyr]

time for funny civil wars

[elfin sphinx]

But sometimes it's mad effective

[stuck zephyr]

this is gonna make spain very very upset

[silent ferry]

I think I killed the world

[stuck zephyr]

it gives traits -95

LMAO

perfect

[elfin sphinx]

Can we get accurate civil war borders

Wait and find out

🦅

[stuck zephyr]

spanish elections time

these elections wont help stability wise

i just want to make the nationalists pissed off

[elfin sphinx]

Imagine world box worked more like a sandbox ck3

[stuck zephyr]

what about a sandbox eu4

[elfin sphinx]

Never played eu4 😭

[stuck zephyr]

surely this will enrage the nationalists

[stuck zephyr]

its so good

im also gonna mega buff every village leader

because

that also makes the loyalty drop drastically

i will not buff the capitals tho

actually yes i will

[elfin sphinx]

Like instead of large villages it was like a single building with different levels to represent a city

And like the Windmill to represent a farm

[stuck zephyr]

i want the civil war to cause as much destruction as possible

[elfin sphinx]

So instead of it being village borders it'd be province borders

[stuck zephyr]

i want province borders in hoi4 again

kinda

like

they already exist sure

but i want all the provinces to be states

it would be funny

perfect

this was the loyaltybefore

[elfin sphinx]

It'd be chaotic 😭

[stuck zephyr]

the spanish are now really upset

[elfin sphinx]

Madrid lacking in population

[stuck zephyr]

time to make aragon full of drug addicts

[elfin sphinx]

W Aragon

[stuck zephyr]

the spanish are probs about to die

they are RAPIDLY recruiting soldiers and instability is everywhere

@elfin sphinx oi

do you know what made the nationalists rebel

like

what the final spark was

the final nail in the coffin for the republicans

was it the 1936 general elections

[elfin sphinx]

I have no clue

[stuck zephyr]

oh

that makes 2 of us then

LOL

THE PRESIDENT OF SPAIN JUST GOT OVERTHROWN

HE DIDNT DIE LEGIT

HE GOT SWAPPED OUT FOR SOMEONE ELSE

[elfin sphinx]

Bro got beaten by an Aragon druggy

[stuck zephyr]

no no

he legit did

[elfin sphinx]

😭

[stuck zephyr]

mans an aragonese drug lord

i made his stewardship 0 so its incredibly unstable

[hushed patrol]

Gamma rain has some funky effects

[elfin sphinx]

Can Napoleon like pop a revive potion and just invade the already crippled Spain 🤭

[stuck zephyr]

probably not

although if france declared on spain it would probs spark the spanish civil war

[elfin sphinx]

Andorra got a small militia now

If Portugal was just, better 🤷

[stuck zephyr]

andorras finally militarizing now that they know that france and spain want land

[elfin sphinx]

They want land or they are about to hop in the party van on whoever has a rebellion first 💀

Cuz they want that military XP

[stuck zephyr]

there goes spain

andorra might exploit their civil war now

cmon its the nationalists

they GOTTA have a bird on their banner

[elfin sphinx]

Only 6 😕

[elfin sphinx]

Tbh Catalonia did work earlier

So

Maybe

[stuck zephyr]

in all fairness

their divisions are a lot bigger than the republican divisions

LMAO

i like how all the nationalists are andalusians

should i make both spains stable now or no

[elfin sphinx]

How many mercs did they hire bro

Goddamn

Ok but nah in all seriousness once allies get added this game needs a valid volunteer system

Cuz I feel like it could work

[stuck zephyr]

it wouls

would*

[sullen inlet]

Yes it mostly was this

[stuck zephyr]

Aragon Genocide

stop

stop genociding aragon

we need them

for the anarchists

Regional Defense Council of Aragon

if only the borders were actually accurate

but hey

civil war

the spanish civil war is probs my fav topic in history

lmao

francos already fucking dead

he was a general for the nationalist capital

[elfin sphinx]

Mine has gotta be Napoleonic wars

[stuck zephyr]

thats it

time to kill the president of france

vichy france time

[elfin sphinx]

New idea for the game instead of each village having one large army split it in 2

Larger one for attack

Smaller one for defense

[stuck zephyr]

i miss when armies were split between attackers and defenders

[elfin sphinx]

I miss when people would just

Maul one another

For not being from the same tribe

Bro world box went front tribalism to kingdoms to nation states

[stuck zephyr]

bro

imagine

if france goes into civil war on this

imagine vichy france appears

[elfin sphinx]

Shiz gon get Controversial

[stuck zephyr]

vichy france is just a stain you cant get rid of

im surprised you cant see vichy france anymore tho

on the borders of the french elections

there was a nationalist party in the elections this year and not much people voted for it in the south

[elfin sphinx]

I don't keep up with foreign elections

[stuck zephyr]

blue was the nationalist party

[elfin sphinx]

I probably should so nobody adds Reich to the end of their nation's name

[stuck zephyr]

english reich

france is now in an era of instability

i dont think i can actually make portugal unstable

nope

only 8 cities

[stuck zephyr]

they wouldnt go down into a civil war unless the king was really REALLY bad

[stuck zephyr]

AH

THE BRITISH UNION OF FASCISTS

NO

GET THAT FLAG AWAY

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

DISGUSTING OSWALD MOSLEY

[elfin sphinx]

2nd*

[stuck zephyr]

so yeah spains quite sad now

welp

[slow shard]

That is a lot of boats

[stiff ice]

1984 pls

[stuck zephyr]

NO WAY

ITS LEGIT VICHY FRANCE

[elfin sphinx]

Dawg

[stuck zephyr]

LMAOOO

[elfin sphinx]

You can't get rid of it 💀

[stuck zephyr]

vichy france is a stain you cant get rid of

[stiff ice]

Sus

[stiff ice]

No

[elfin sphinx]

Literally got flipped

[stuck zephyr]

am i the only one that can see the similarity slightly

[elfin sphinx]

It was just

180°d

[stiff ice]

Slightly ?

[stuck zephyr]

instead of owning the east it owns the west

it doesnt matter tho cuz they're still gonna die

[stiff ice]

Why

[stuck zephyr]

look how outnumbered the yare

they are*

[stiff ice]

Numbers?

[elfin sphinx]

Have Andorra aid them

[stuck zephyr]

yes

after all

andorra is buying german machine guns

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stiff ice]

Nuke em

[stuck zephyr]

part 2

[stiff ice]

No mercy

[elfin sphinx]

Did Spain get military access to France or smn

[stuck zephyr]

andorra went down the fascist focus tree

[stuck zephyr]

it seems so

[elfin sphinx]

They ain't playing games no mo

[stuck zephyr]

thats the lore

also i would be doing this in worldbox stories but No

reject modernity

[stiff ice]

Civil war when

[stuck zephyr]

embrace tradition

[elfin sphinx]

Preach brother

[stuck zephyr]

andorra cant go into civil war

portugal might be able to if they get a really bad president

cuz no matter what i do they dont seem to be unstable enough

[elfin sphinx]

Why do some of the largest rebellions always occur to the south of the central authority

[stuck zephyr]

the spanish civil wars basically stopped now

[stuck zephyr]

lmao

legit

both of these large rebellions are in the south

Murcia Genocide

[stiff ice]

latins unite!

[stuck zephyr]

cease-fire over

civil wars ongoing again

[stiff ice]

Very well

[stuck zephyr]

i dont even know how the fuck theres nationalist troops in valencia

[stiff ice]

Boat

[stuck zephyr]

OH

THE ANDORRAN TROOPS ARE NOW FIGHTING WITH VICHY FRANCE

on their side

[stiff ice]

Occatinia

[stuck zephyr]

anadorra is getting revenge on france

naval battles

deus patria rei time

time to introduce monarchists to the portuguese republic

the portuguese worst enemy

monarchism

[elfin sphinx]

Woah map chart got an update

That's new

[stuck zephyr]

woah

[stuck zephyr]

god thats awful

[elfin sphinx]

💀

[stuck zephyr]

ok real shit

why does nationalist spain and nationalist france have the same border shape now

[elfin sphinx]

Told u bro it's a trend

[stuck zephyr]

lmao

vichy france just had their navy destroyed

andorra returned their volunteers

OH SHIT

THE NATIONALISTS ARE INVADING MADRID

[elfin sphinx]

Bro tell me why the IRS is building an army in America rn

[stuck zephyr]

republican morale is about to go 📉 drastically

[elfin sphinx]

I don't wanna pay taxes

😒

[stuck zephyr]

yeah vichy is getting destroyed

[elfin sphinx]

How most Revolts start

Man: "I hate tax"

Man 2: "me too"

[silent ferry]

What apps that?

[elfin sphinx]

Map chart

[stuck zephyr]

monarchisms on the rise in portugal

[silent ferry]

Time to check play store

[stuck zephyr]

meanwhile in spain

hows the nationalists SOMEWHAT stable

[elfin sphinx]

Nobody in Spain likes Spain

I wouldn't be surprised if another revolution happened

[stuck zephyr]

probs will

we might get a regional defense council of aragon

portugals going to shit

andorra sent a volunteer division to help vichy france for like an ingame year

then immediately sent it back

andorra just doesnt care about the french civil war

[slow shard]

Are you on pc?

[stuck zephyr]

yes

[slow shard]

That explains a lot

[stuck zephyr]

aragon genocide part 2

republican forces march through aragon setting everything on fire

vichy france is looking sad

[slow shard]

Is it only France?

[stuck zephyr]

NO WAY NATIONALIST SPAIN MANAGED TO STABILISE

[elfin sphinx]

Aquitaine 😕

[stuck zephyr]

this is an aquitaine moment

[slow shard]

Cool

[stuck zephyr]

ok fuck it fine

you want aquitaine you can have aquitaine @elfin sphinx

[elfin sphinx]

Aquitaine 💪

The only piece of France I can really pinpoint 💀

[stuck zephyr]

brittany: 😭

[elfin sphinx]

That too

Ig

[stuck zephyr]

corsica: 😭

tbh for me corsica and brittany are the 2 easiest to find

[elfin sphinx]

Is it really a piece of France 🧐

Who knows

It could be Russian for all we know

[stuck zephyr]

no

we all know france ACTUALLY owns sardinia

definitely 100%

and sicily

the italians actually own corsica

[elfin sphinx]

It was some random piece of italy who sent Napoleon to France to help the revolution and to lead France as an Italian puppet

They played the long game

[stuck zephyr]

ANDORRA

ANDORRAS DOING SOMETHING

[elfin sphinx]

Andorran blitzkrieg 💀

[stuck zephyr]

NOO

THE ANDORRANS DIED

the andorrans peace out

the nationalists are doing pretty good

the monarchists in portugal are enraged

[elfin sphinx]

Accurate world map

[stuck zephyr]

seems as if the nationalists have napoleon as their leader

[stuck zephyr]

whats your problem with washington and pennsylvania

i get california but whats wong with the other 2

wrong*

[elfin sphinx]

Pennsylvania, I forgot that one

[elfin sphinx]

Too liberal 😒

[stuck zephyr]

oh so

the 3 states you dont like are washington, pennsylvania and california

lets be honest who actually likes california except californians

[stuck zephyr]

wow

you spared wyoming

the state that nobody actually knows about

along with connecticut

[elfin sphinx]

I decided an invasion of Canada and a peaceful annexation of Mexico would be better

The bay of Toronto 🤭

[stuck zephyr]

thats a bad map

remove quebec and its good

[elfin sphinx]

Nah they can stay

[stuck zephyr]

hy

why

they are fr*nch

[elfin sphinx]

in interment camps

[stuck zephyr]

oh

thats fine then

jk im far from racist

except the fact i love to drive cars 😎

[elfin sphinx]

I hate marathons 😁

[stuck zephyr]

how dare you

your so anti racist

jk i dont actually like racing

i mean i dont mind it

but i dont watch racing

im more of a football fan myself

and i meann english football not american football

so for america soccer

and for england football

[elfin sphinx]

Ima use map chart and make a map of France and the UK just to see how that'd play out

For the 2338238th time

[stuck zephyr]

oh shit

spains in yet another civil war

[stuck zephyr]

they'd both be invading each other for sure

[elfin sphinx]

Aragon finally left?

[stuck zephyr]

nope

carlists

these geezers

the 3 spains

this has complicated the civil war a lot

welp

im starting to run out of ideologies

once the anarchists appear im gonna have to pull out a list

of iddeologies

[tribal vigil]

Average day for Spain

Spain try not to have a civil war every 24 hours

[stuck zephyr]

thats an impossible challenge

[tribal vigil]

Andorra should be a bit bigger

[stuck zephyr]

andorra beat france in a war lol

[tribal vigil]

Real