🌎general

[wooden river]

What if some people want to test it in themselves

[deft olive]

It's as if you could regrow your skin, but each time it regrew it became thicker.

Eventually, your own skin will anchor you down and you won't be able to move too well.

[spiral kernel]

Nailed it

[weary dew]

@deft olive hey can I break the rules

[crude nova]

true

[deft olive]

can: yes
should: no

[halcyon spoke]

The very first human to have a life prolonging treatment will be immortal

[spiral kernel]

Oh well cheers to them

[weary dew]

stop??

[halcyon spoke]

Because by the time they get close to death a new one will be out

[crude nova]

https://youtube.com/shorts/eF_pzZ_mbhY?si=xHcnA2xMPKVw6nKK

[weary dew]

what if it's very brief

like only a few hours extra

[wooden river]

When we get an immortal mice we can be shure its possible

[covert zenith]

we all love big george

[past coral]

uranium fever

[spiral kernel]

Diseases also exist

[weary dew]

naked mole rats are basically immortal

[wooden river]

Full mice age revearsal

Immortal mice

God emperor mice

[halcyon spoke]

There is something

Called a directory brute forcer

[sick sigil]

Oᒪᗩ

[crude nova]

and getting eaten

[spiral kernel]

Yeah

I heard they taste good

[weary dew]

why do hamsters in captivity genuinely have such bizzare deaths

por tengo

[jolly blaze]

7th remake of star fox 64, 0 Bloodborne remakes

[weary dew]

yo wait whats he saying actually

[spiral kernel]

They’re fragile lil animals

[jolly blaze]

Someone bomb Sony hq (this is a joke)

[ruby imp]

With this treasure I summon...

[weary dew]

unagile

[ruby imp]

@strange sail

[strange sail]

What

[ruby imp]

Get @sick sigil out

[weary dew]

of all the choices to ping btw

[strange sail]

Huh

[weary dew]

we HATE ifl

[weary dew]

hi

[ruby imp]

I like her more

[wind surge]

@stuck juniper omg you found the other

[deft pewter]

@glad tide user @twilit plaza wants elemental

[weary dew]

more than what

[weary dew]

@glad tide user @twilit plaza wants elemental

[twilit plaza]

thank you fisht

[ruby imp]

More than gam or kirby

[wooden river]

I mean no one would become magically immortal, maybe it would be a vaccine that you would need to take each decade, maybe it wouldn't even make you younger or immortal, just expand your life expectancy to 200-500 years

[weary dew]

intriguing

[spiral kernel]

I miss Wendy Williams

[deft pewter]

Np

[mint flax]

Who is the strongest mod gam or ifl

[spiral kernel]

Pop gossip is beautiful

[ruby imp]

IFL has satanic alter ego

[mint flax]

ISF

[deft pewter]

Ifailed has trans rights power

Huh

[halcyon spoke]

ENGLISH ONLY

[weary dew]

someone slime gang

[last hatch]

Enough trans rights

[deft pewter]

Engles onli

[mint flax]

I succeed life

[last hatch]

time for Trans Wrongs

[deft pewter]

Yeah where are trans lefts

[flat sequoia]

Unable to run the command: A reason has been set to be required for this command by the server admins, see help for more info.

[weary dew]

what's thank you in spanish

[ancient flax]

how did steve jobs die again?

[ruby imp]

I'm right here

[last hatch]

Bro was caught in the crossfire

[deft pewter]

I hate autocorrect

[weary dew]

what about trans middles

[spiral kernel]

PC

[odd hawk]

who the hell is steve jobs

[spiral kernel]

Not from microsoft

Pancreatic Cancer

Hehe

RIP

[last hatch]

steve careers

[deft pewter]

Kiitos

[halcyon spoke]

@deft olive you speak spanish?

[past coral]

spanish or english?

[weary dew]

I do

[ruby imp]

YOU SPEAK SPANISH BOY?

[mint flax]

No

[weary dew]

(not)

[ancient flax]

I would finish this joke if I knew I could

[deft olive]

the voices do

[ruby imp]

WHAT'S A BODYCAM?

[uncut lava]

I cant find it it i ever find it again i might give it to you

[fickle igloo]

could the greens kill reform

[weary dew]

a camera kept upon the body

[halcyon spoke]

I need someone to translate the longer one in #💬message-logs

[short rain]

I got a ring 😄

[ancient flax]

anyways tmrw is senior ditch day at my school
can't wait to mysteriously catch cooties

[deft pewter]

@heavy crown hru btw

[weary dew]

we need this genuinely

[halcyon spoke]

Hold on

It didnt fucking log

[flat sequoia]

https://yagpdb.xyz/public/522561390330904585/log/92505

[ancient flax]

I hope to god they do. Reform is such a shitshow.

[deft pewter]

Oh shit I wonder if that’s tomorrow for my school

[spiral kernel]

They’re polar opposites

[last hatch]

Instant Demote

[crude nova]

@rugged sapphire

[spiral kernel]

And green has a bas rep leader

Zack Polanski

[short rain]

Did you mean *Senior Bitch Day

[spiral kernel]

Lol

[deft pewter]

Oh yeah @strange sail wild guess but I’m guessing hantavirus memes aren’t allowed

[velvet patrol]

Hello

[ancient flax]

I hope not, my school deadass picked the worst day. I'm lucky I already did my only AP exam but a lot of people need to stay for that

[slow marsh]

if we remove the freedoms of the people they will never commit crimes
if we control their mind they won't want to be free

[deft olive]

??

[weary dew]

arent seniors like elderly
why are they in school

[deft pewter]

Damn

[last hatch]

Hello EveryGoodNameIsTaken

[strange sail]

Idk what that is

[short rain]

Fr

[fickle igloo]

the greens are on the rise and reform is on the fall!

[deft pewter]

Have you not checked the news

[odd hawk]

@strange sail why are you GREEN

[weary dew]

some virus scare thats transmitted from rats n that

[last hatch]

the fuck is Hantavirus

is that a meme

[strange sail]

No I try to stay away from it because it makes me depressed

[weary dew]

it will pass

[short rain]

The virus from the cruise ?

[ancient flax]

yes I'm like 80 years old roman... help

[deft pewter]

Yeah that

[spiral kernel]

Why not?

[short rain]

Fr

[weary dew]

you twins will perish

[mint flax]

Already finished my mom's gift

[fickle igloo]

we're getting a new plague

[spiral kernel]

Aww

[last hatch]

yay

[deft pewter]

The fact people are dead:

[last hatch]

i mean oh no

[odd hawk]

people with infinity holder as their highest colored role are nruv sympathizers btw

[spiral kernel]

Practising tiktok dances for now

[odd hawk]

he used to have that

[strange sail]

My only news source is YouTube and the onion

[weary dew]

worst flavour of people

[fickle igloo]

theyre doing fine i think

[odd hawk]

Why do you think butterflies ranks are this

Its cuz butterfly is nruvs highest colored role other than admin

[deft pewter]

Cruise ship got quarantined bc a virus with 40% mortality rate was on it

[crude nova]

a virus that killed 3 people on a cruiseship and now wont they wont let the people off the ship thinking itll cause another pandemic

[short rain]

Gng

It's been here for barely even some time

so viruses are now banned from memes

Why we banning viruses meme

[last hatch]

So far i didn't even touch the crab coin

[odd hawk]

He curses whoever has his role

[last hatch]

Oh

[deft pewter]

As of now 3 are dead @strange sail

[last hatch]

Tbh I feek like it's inevitable that it'll spread

[strange sail]

Damn

[odd hawk]

biggest nothingburger of 2026 btw

[odd hawk]

Nothing ever happens

[last hatch]

something always happen

[strange rune]

bogeyman virus

[odd hawk]

it wont

[deft pewter]

That’s why I’m guessing memes about it are banned

[spiral kernel]

Death is unavoidable, why should that keep us from making jokes about something that could possibly be the future of this modern world?

[strange rune]

the news outlets need their clicks

[covert zenith]

something will happen

[mint flax]

What's the bogeyman

[short rain]

Well ngl

[weary dew]

fear mongering will get us nowherere

[last hatch]

"Oh the Bogeyman, the terrible horrible bogeyman"

[short rain]

Should we ban memes

Of a virus

[strange sail]

Ok but like if it’s literally isolated to a cruise ship idk what the big scare about it is

[deft pewter]

Because other memes about events that had people die arent allowed

[weary dew]

hysteria

[short rain]

They let everyone off

[odd hawk]

the level of fearmongering over that virus is insane

[crude nova]

insane fearmongering

[odd hawk]

we do not live in plague inc

[mint flax]

Oh no

[mint flax]

Oh no

[weary dew]

notice how I mention fearmongering and its suddenly a trendy word btw

[last hatch]

People that watched Walten Files when they hear about Boogie man:

[deft pewter]

Apparently they let them off but are keeping a close eye on the US passengers

[crude nova]

im telling you guys, this is monkeypox all over again

[spiral kernel]

Well maybe jokes abt sad events should be banned but a little few jokes about this situation shouldnt be bad tbh

[crude nova]

were gonna forget about in the next month or so

[covert zenith]

hantavirus won't cause a pandemic people are just paranoid from covid

[short rain]

Yeah

[past coral]

LIZARD

[spiral kernel]

Such a goofy name for a scary figure

[short rain]

How contagious is it

[crude nova]

please preach

[deft pewter]

Yeah that’s probably what gonna happen

[spiral kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-hes-right-you-know-correct-true-right-gif-27174315

[short rain]

Yo is it me

[covert zenith]

Uhm I'm not entirely sure

[weary dew]

it pretty much only spreads through contact while covid spread if you even thought about it✌️

[past coral]

Not very contagious

[short rain]

Or is every war have a deadly disease

Ww1 had a deadly disease I think

[past coral]

To get infected you need more then a basic contact with the host

[short rain]

Ww2 did to

[spiral kernel]

Needs prolonged exposure to people who have it, specially from people who recently got it

[deft pewter]

So basically as long as we don’t have a guy biting people it should be fine

[spiral kernel]

Its not scary airborne like covid

[short rain]

So.

[strange sail]

Also covid was completely blown out of proportion the only reason it got so bad was because people didn’t know how to handle it

[deft pewter]

Yeah it’s probably fine

[last hatch]

In Brazil the boogie man also exists in our mythology but we call him "Bicho Papão" Which means pretty much "Eating Beast" or "Snacking Beast" But it's much more goofy in our language

[weary dew]

wait this is good inspiration

[deft pewter]

Wait no-

[spiral kernel]

Well the WHO also said covid wasnt human transmissible so can we really trust them now??

[past coral]

Bro.

[weary dew]

who is WHO

[odd hawk]

who said it

tell us bro

[covert viper]

its tomorrow 😭

[deft olive]

who??

[last hatch]

the Paradox of Who

[strange sail]

Yeah it’s apparently only contracted by inhaling poop particles so unless you’re into some weird stuff you should be fine

[deft olive]

~bt

[short rain]

Kinda bad

The who in question

[somber veldt]

@deft olive: If that's the case, yes, that's all there is to it. In that case, you won't have any problems with other allergies that are only transmitted by inhaling large amounts of pollen.

[deft olive]

~owoify

[somber veldt]

@deft olive: wawa yeah it’s appwntwy onwy contwacted by inhawing poop pawticwes so unwess chu’we intu some weiwd stuff chu s-shouwd be fine (＾• ω •＾)

[last hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-am-you-gif-16750331023966673967

[spiral kernel]

Thats generally the hantavirus, this is a different strain of hantavirus from south america, called the Andes Virus/Strain

Its the only one known of all variants asw

[weary dew]

I would say humanity is alright but you genuinely never know

[deft pewter]

Yeah the normal one is only with rats

[past coral]

Uh no thats the normal hantavirus, the Andes version can be also contacted with prolonged intamate contacts with an ifected patient

[weary dew]

some freaks out there

[short rain]

Hope we don't have any crusters

[odd hawk]

Dont forget that nothing ever happens

[last hatch]

"Humanity is Alright" Something the Devil would say

[deft pewter]

Ew

[strange sail]

Ok so everyone in this server is safe

[strange rune]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-gif-4408076016540863651

[strange sail]

Good to know

[weary dew]

you are the first to go

[spiral kernel]

Thats what we said a few months before March of 2020.

[formal phoenix]

The manhattan project:

[last hatch]

Omaga

[crude nova]

so, who decided to boot up plague inc on the area 51 computer?

[last hatch]

I get first passage

yayy

[weary dew]

false equivalence

[past coral]

Normaly hantavirus is a RODENT virus that has the Andes variant (the only know) that can be transmitted to humans

[formal phoenix]

Unit 731

MK ultra

[last hatch]

I didn't understand that tho

[edgy surge]

I hate mirage

[covert zenith]

hello husario

[spiral kernel]

Copycat

[formal phoenix]

I would name more but I don’t wanna get warned

[last hatch]

Some guy on the Desert:

[short rain]

So basically human contact

phew

THANK GOD I BARELY DO THAT

[short rain]

How many people where on the cruise stark

[fiery solstice]

Ok Hello

[weary dew]

geek

[short rain]

HOW

MANY

[edgy surge]

Hell cert

[weary dew]

hello!

[spiral kernel]

Hundred people

Until

[fiery solstice]

hello

[short rain]

3 died

So

[spiral kernel]

Someone who got on the ship flew from there

To europe

[short rain]

Fuck

[spiral kernel]

And now 12 countries are possibly exposed to it

[short rain]

FUCK

[weary dew]

hello!

[edgy surge]

I dont like sand

[spiral kernel]

Chill its just 3 people!

[weary dew]

nah dw guys I wont let it happen

[short rain]

pretty sure mortality rate for the virus is high

[spiral kernel]

Keep em locked in a hospital and we good

[formal phoenix]

Like 40%

No known cure or vaccine for it either

[covert zenith]

It's dangerous but not easily spread

[fiery solstice]

how are you?

[strange sail]

I want to make a virus one day with a 99.9% mortality rate but a 0.01% transmission rate and watch the media go insane

[fickle terrace]

Are we talking about the virus that got caught on the cruise

[formal phoenix]

Just play plague inc

[past coral]

thats just rabies

[idle slate]

Yes but the spread of it is much more difficult

[formal phoenix]

Or whatever its called

[spiral kernel]

almost like rabies

[weary dew]

great after today

wbu

[short rain]

and it can Lay dormant for 4 weeks

SO AS FAR AS I CAN TELL ALL ANIMALS ON THIS PLANET ARE FUCKED

[short rain]

All it takes is 1 party

AND WE ARE FUCKED

[short rain]

Actually fuck we

enough language

[spiral kernel]

No we’re the much higher risk 😹

[short rain]

yall are clucked I'm chilling in antartica

[crude nova]

next level fearmongering

[rough hatch]

Hi

[spiral kernel]

Dumb idea

Go to greenland

[strange rune]

it’s actually sad to watch

goodness

[formal phoenix]

ANOTHER WIN FOR BIG PHARMA 🗣️

[crude nova]

its same damn thing as mpox

[strange rune]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rat-fat-rat--k01KQ90B0J7ACQFQWEEC03Y5M79

[crude nova]

fearmongering -> more fearmongering -> we all forget about it after a few months

[weary dew]

everyone is acting like I would genuinely let another pandemic happen

[deft pewter]

Aand they’ve ruined Spotify

[winged hamlet]

Bro has every disease

[spiral kernel]

Mpox had a cure

[short rain]

POLAR BEARS ARENT WORTH IT

They are trying to spread pollarisim

We are having a containment policy for green land

So far

We might use orcas if we need to

[formal phoenix]

Just use mp3

[deft pewter]

This some bullshit I can’t even pick a song

[strange rune]

he is only mildly diabetic

[crude nova]

are you ok?

[short rain]

Yes?

[past coral]

this is @halcyon spoke

[ruby imp]

True

[rough hatch]

Kill all the poland bears

[short rain]

What are you talking about

[ruby imp]

Kill all life

[last hatch]

@crude nova im going to make a game

[rough hatch]

Kill everyone who has K in their name

[crude nova]

im all ears

[ruby imp]

Yes

[strange rune]

phew

[spiral kernel]

If this becomes widespread I hope its called the Hondius Virus

[last hatch]

rpg

[short rain]

YES

[spiral kernel]

Sounds cool for a name

[short rain]

FIRE IDEA

[short rain]

I want that thing executed

[spiral kernel]

Than “Andes”

[past coral]

lizard

[spiral kernel]

Or Hanta

[short rain]

100 STARS AND WE EXECUTE THIS HORSE LIVE

[last hatch]

it's on my fictional world

[last hatch]

🔥

[ruby imp]

What's it called?

[deft pewter]

@crimson ridge @plain mantle

[last hatch]

Uhm-lua

[ruby imp]

Uh...

Kids these days...

[last hatch]

what

[crude nova]

name of game

[crude nova]

hmmm

[ruby imp]

Don't even joke, lad

[last hatch]

Tea Party Fantasy

[dusk jacinth]

Hello chattaronians

[last hatch]

In a world called Uhm-lua

[crude nova]

this is interesting

[short rain]

Don't even joke, mate

[spiral kernel]

Claude AI is flagging random shit

Its unusable with this

[ruby imp]

What are you? Australian?

[obtuse mauve]

Why is the dragon not a subspecies

Explain

[short rain]

Yes

[obtuse mauve]

I was looking forward to a dragon civilization

[ruby imp]

Eugh

[dusk jacinth]

We are replacing all humans with waffles

[short rain]

104% penguin 12% Australian

[short rain]

So I can eat humans

https://tenor.com/view/i-just-hit-the-jackpot-gameboyjones-hakari-green-screen-black-guy-gif-7781853818237960786

[ruby imp]

And 99% naughty

[short rain]

And 34% posion resistance

[ruby imp]

And 1% and

@dusk jacinth come back home, mom misses you

[tranquil loom]

Who gonna consume it in this case

[past coral]

RD-108

[frosty plume]

why is bro in “emo society”

[tranquil loom]

Among my people

[frosty plume]

you’re not tuff

[tranquil loom]

Are you?

[flat sequoia]

is honeybee tuff
:8ball: You may rely on it

[short rain]

https://tenor.com/view/mannequin-don't-say-that-rip-neck-ripping-gif-1299459508629835146

[signal birch]

Oof

Right to the neck

[ruby imp]

Me and who?

[signal birch]

And then he eats the dust

[short rain]

Oh no don't tell mods

I JUST SHOWED GORE

[signal birch]

Idk this is

Literally a test dummy not an actual human

[short rain]

Shh don't tell them..

[ruby imp]

His name's John

[signal birch]

John Jellyman

[short rain]

Had a wonderful wife and 3 kids btw

[ruby imp]

I'm the 1st kid

[short rain]

And a golden jelly retriever

He had to go

https://tenor.com/view/ballistic-gel-bowling-ball-head-explode-head-explode-gif-8872796625136609699

[short rain]

This was Jeremy

Owed us 50000 dollars

[stray forge]

try one month for $0

[signal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/9mm-gif-2171878807580345781

[short rain]

Had 8 kids

https://tenor.com/view/ballistic-gel-cannonball-gif-6332047421994877095

Gerry

Owed us 34500 dollars

Never payed up

He had no loved ones he was just a loser

[signal birch]

I was gerry's loved one

[ruby imp]

No

[rough hatch]

Who are you

[spiral kernel]

That is cruel

[short rain]

HE OWED MONEY MACE

HE SHOULD HAVE PAYED UP

HE HAD TIME

HE WAS GIVEN ORDERS

[spiral kernel]

And what did you get in return?

Taking a life?

Just that?

[short rain]

No..

[spiral kernel]

He couldve payed u soon enough

[short rain]

Money

Got 12009 for that 1 kill

Would do again

[spiral kernel]

Pretty low for a life tbh

[spiral kernel]

An organ in the BM costs more

U got scammed

[short rain]

FUCK YOUR RIGHT

[covert zenith]

https://tenor.com/bFQQ3.gif

[short rain]

https://tenor.com/view/152mm-howitzer-152mm-ballistic-dummy-152mm-ballistic-torso-152mm-vs-human-gif-3857104428616595170

[short rain]

Destroyed my boss henry

[edgy elbow]

o'r*

[short rain]

Took all the money and now I got 240,000,000

[molten badger]

https://tenor.com/view/yourre-your-youre-gif-22326107

[edgy elbow]

lend a milly

[short rain]

FUH NAH

[spiral kernel]

Lend me 25 bucks

I got u to open ur eyes

[short rain]

FUH NAH

[spiral kernel]

You should give me even a little

[deft pewter]

~hp @short rain

[somber veldt]

Game Start!!!

@deft pewter has started a game of hot potato!

Passed!

@deft pewter gives the potato to @short rain as a birthday gift!

[edgy elbow]

it's only 0.41%

[short rain]

~hp @edgy elbow take. This filthy animal

[somber veldt]

Passed!

@short rain crafts an avant-garde potato sculpture and hands it over to @edgy elbow!

[edgy elbow]

I'll take the bullet

I'm doing this for you guys

[spiral kernel]

Looks like its only a grand. Loser

[edgy elbow]

~HP @ruby imp

ok the bot said whatever

[somber veldt]

Uh oh

@edgy elbow suddenly forgot how to play, the potato goes to @molten badger!

[spiral kernel]

HELP

[rose forum]

what if i tell someone good job for speaking would that be good ragebait

[spiral kernel]

Really

[rose forum]

Good job for speaking up

[somber veldt]

Uh oh

@molten badger rage quit. The potato goes to @spiral kernel!

[edgy elbow]

so proud of you

[rose forum]

that must have been hard

[spiral kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-angry-gif-3567086

[edgy elbow]

i could never walk a mile in your shoes..

[spiral kernel]

~hp @edgy elbow

[somber veldt]

Passed!

A potato appears in @edgy elbow's hands! @spiral kernel must have passed it to them!

BOOM

💥The potato has exploded!

CURSED!

@edgy elbow your curse is:

*Linguistic Loop*

Repeat a chosen word three three three times in every message

Duration: 300 seconds

[spiral kernel]

Heheh

[rose forum]

Good gif choice i think that time you did good

[edgy elbow]

can it be a a a single letter

[edgy elbow]

vrei sa pleci dar numa numa numa iei

[covert raptor]

Soooo have you heard of the new pandemic?

[rose forum]

Nice one that expresses how your feeling huh good job for that

[rugged sapphire]

The Green Party would be the downfall of England

[edgy elbow]

it is is is overblown

[frosty plume]

yeah my pfp is a warrior

[covert raptor]

I think it’s called the rat virus

[spiral kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-hes-right-you-know-correct-true-right-gif-27174315

[fickle igloo]

Finally

[edgy elbow]

they're our only only only hope

[rose forum]

only

awnly

[frosty plume]

@edgy elbow @rugged sapphire i can’t vote so please vote for me, vote green us queer pakistani muslims cannot lose our rights to farage.

[spiral kernel]

One of the few reasons I dislike the GP is they’re anti-monarchy

Absolute democracies are a complete mess

[rose forum]

it’s year 5 btw

[covert raptor]

Is something wrong with my calendar?

[edgy elbow]

i i i wish, if only i had the right to vote

[frosty plume]

polanski would ban xraying in minecraft

[rough hatch]

Yeah you’re unem

[spiral kernel]

LOL

[covert raptor]

What

[rugged sapphire]

Also Zak Polanski is the biggest liar and hypocrite ever and is a fucking idiot

[frosty plume]

he is so fucking ugly bro

[spiral kernel]

I was gnna say that

Lmaooo

[rough hatch]

@quasi matrix

[rugged sapphire]

You know he lied about working for the Red Cross

[spiral kernel]

He’s the stereotypical british shown in Family Guy 😭😭

[frosty plume]

ofc

[edgy elbow]

polanski i i i will add digital id to minecraft

[rugged sapphire]

How the fuck could anyone trust him to run a country

[covert raptor]

Do not let the people off the cruise ship

[spiral kernel]

A few people already got out

[rough hatch]

We are not just a headline, we are people too

[spiral kernel]

To be treated

[digital urchin]

goodmorning everyone

[covert raptor]

They what

[digital urchin]

how are you all

:0

@rugged sapphire HAIII

[rugged sapphire]

Its not just on that ship yk that right

[spiral kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-not-horses-seong-gi-hun-squid-game-season-3-player-456-lee-jung-jae-gif-3230834805641932009

[covert raptor]

Oh shit

[edgy elbow]

i'm voting Green because then a Pole will truly steal a Brits job

[rugged sapphire]

Yo

[covert raptor]

It’s 2020 all over again

[rough hatch]

Horse?

[digital urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-horses-seong-gi-hun-squid-game-season-3-meme-player-456-lee-jung-jae-gif-2102836943713433745

[rough hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1458564745069072427/1492793661430300723/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter_6.gif

[digital urchin]

hru gng

[rugged sapphire]

Human to human transmission is almost impossible

[frosty plume]

“never tried drugs” the dudes on fent all the time

[spiral kernel]

Its infected many people, its not close to impossible

[rugged sapphire]

Explains why he wants to legalise it

[rugged sapphire]

Yeah through food

[covert raptor]

This is my calendar the year might be a bit off

[edgy elbow]

Alexa, Zack Polanski early life section on wikipedia

[spiral kernel]

But contamination requires prolonged exposure

[rugged sapphire]

Not human to human

[frosty plume]

alexa : sure thing! he’s from poland

[spiral kernel]

No

[rugged sapphire]

Pretty busy tbf but good for the most part

Wbu

[spiral kernel]

This specific strain is transmissible

From h2h

[rose forum]

That does look wrong this is the correct date

[spiral kernel]

Its the only one out of all hantavirus variants too

[covert raptor]

I might be in the wrong year

[rugged sapphire]

Alexa what did he used to do for work other than lie about the Red Cross

[edgy elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-milesteller-jksimmons-gif-5318252

[digital urchin]

im doing decent im single again but i think i rather have friends than a partner for a while

[spiral kernel]

I hope Keir Starmer is out of office this week

And I hope Angela Rayner wont replace him

Or Rachel Reeves

[covert raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/angela-lobotomy-corporation-project-moon-gif-244528031974620325

[digital urchin]

whats going on?

[spiral kernel]

Just call a GE

[rugged sapphire]

True that, friends are way cheaper 😂😂

[digital urchin]

real

[covert raptor]

You know the cruise ship that had the virus

They docked

[digital urchin]

yeah barl

[rugged sapphire]

Rachel thieves can fuck off

[digital urchin]

oh

where

[covert raptor]

USA

[spiral kernel]

No they didnt

[digital urchin]

what state

[rugged sapphire]

Bollocks

[spiral kernel]

They docked thousands of miles away

In the Canary Islands, an archipelago in western africa

[covert raptor]

Cases also show a French ship also has a case

[rose forum]

what is the official name of USA

[digital urchin]

omfg

[idle slate]

United states of usa

[digital urchin]

where did it even come from

[spiral kernel]

United States of America

[rose forum]

like is it just US or America or USA

[idle slate]

Argentina iirc

[idle slate]

Interchangeable

[edgy elbow]

me and @frosty plume actually were on that ship...

[spiral kernel]

Its native in the Andes region

[covert raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/don-quixote-limbus-company-virus-zena-cat-gif-3982301685158922761

[digital urchin]

damn

[frosty plume]

i cannot fulfill that request

[rugged sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/no-thatcher-no-no-no-gif-12956242

[rose forum]

That’s a weird name

[spiral kernel]

Thats why it’s called “Andes Virus”

[covert raptor]

This is what the virus does in a nutshell

[rose forum]

I’m Argentina

[digital urchin]

if only people could just sacrifice themselves for humanity

[frosty plume]

starmer would give out the falklands for free

[edgy elbow]

i'm an Ethiopian queer Jew, you have to continue

[old zenith]

hello

[rugged sapphire]

He’s actually a fucking melt

[edgy elbow]

call it "indigenous reparations" too

[frosty plume]

sure thing! he’s comes from a jewish family in poland, related to z6irek “maly” zelensky

[rose forum]

is he a icecream

[spiral kernel]

LOLL

[rose forum]

or tuna

[rugged sapphire]

He has the intelligence of one

[edgy elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/escape-gif-5626762

[old zenith]

goodnight

[crimson ridge]

Oh. Ew

[rose forum]

1

[edgy elbow]

goodnight

[frosty plume]

gn maly_lover_3000

[spiral kernel]

Its pretty obvious reform is winning bigly

So are the muslim independents

[rose forum]

I’d like to think a icecream has 0 iq but I think realistically it has 1

[rugged sapphire]

Signature like a child’s handwriting

[spiral kernel]

Looks so much like his teeth

[rose forum]

Everybody writes like the shape of their teeth

[rugged sapphire]

Yk Zack Polanski isn’t even his real name

[spiral kernel]

What?

[idle slate]

Nuke this fucking boat ong

[rose forum]

https://tenor.com/view/bogos-binted-photos-printed-vorp-what-hey-just-wondering-if-you-got-your-photos-printed-gif-10540047482318194748

[edgy elbow]

Zack isn't, but Polanski technically is. His family changed their surname to Plauden from Polanski when they moved to the uK

[spiral kernel]

Why would he change it

[covert raptor]

They docked

[idle slate]

Nuke whatever dock they arrived at

[rugged sapphire]

Yeah ik

[idle slate]

Clean the boat with fire and then clean the water with fire

[rose forum]

What are we talking about

[idle slate]

And clean the fire with fire

[digital urchin]

alright imma leave for a bit

talk to yall later

[rugged sapphire]

He changed his name from David to Zack because he didn’t like his step father

[spiral kernel]

I see

[rose forum]

Jack Black

Does jack black have acting range or is he like the rock

[rugged sapphire]

He also wants to make Scotland and wales independent

[deft pewter]

Your also stuck to 6 skips per hour

Immobile Spotify sucks

[spiral kernel]

Thast fucking idiotic

Removing the monarchy asw I heard

[rose forum]

just steal the songs

[rugged sapphire]

Yep

[deft pewter]

How mf

[rugged sapphire]

And the House of Lords

[abstract helm]

@rugged sapphire

[rugged sapphire]

So god knows what he’ll do to our overseas territories

[rose forum]

is pirating illegal

[spiral kernel]

Give them all to the coutry it’s nearest lol

[plucky saddle]

Notice how northern Ireland isnt mentioned

[deft pewter]

……mf

[rugged sapphire]

He’s stupid but not that stupid

[rose forum]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-cat-gnarp-gnulp-gif-9455338940083246873

[spiral kernel]

God Starmer already stripped off hereditary peers, why strip of the entire house?

[deft pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/green-car-car-wash-scared-cat-green-cat-gif-440422239305849243

[rose forum]

The prequel to the sequel

[rugged sapphire]

If only the conservatives didn’t go through Covid

[plucky saddle]

Can I loot villages legally as a pirate?

[rugged sapphire]

If we had labour during Covid we would’ve been fucked

[deft pewter]

~hp @plucky saddle

[somber veldt]

Game Start!!!

@deft pewter has started a game of hot potato!

ooops...

Overshot! @deft pewter throws the potato at @plucky saddle but it goes too far and hits @rose forum!

[plucky saddle]

Haha

[spiral kernel]

We need the tories back

[rose forum]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorped-glorp-cat-green-cat-glorp-green-cat-gif-596663980603583278

[rugged sapphire]

Real

[rose forum]

~hp @rugged sapphire

[somber veldt]

ooops...

Overshot! @rose forum throws the potato at @rugged sapphire but it goes too far and hits @spiral kernel!

[deft pewter]

Im hiding imagine dragons in your playlist

[rugged sapphire]

Fuck hp

[rose forum]

house prices

[plucky saddle]

Please only the good ones

[somber veldt]

Uh oh

Rent is due for @spiral kernel, they sell the potato to @rose forum!

[deft pewter]

It’s only the bad songs

[rugged sapphire]

So a different band then?

[deft pewter]

Exactly

[plucky saddle]

Perhaps there are other imagine dragons

[rose forum]

the only song they have I wouldn’t mind is the bones one

~hp @plucky saddle

[somber veldt]

Passed!

@rose forum loads the hot potato into a cannon and fires it at @plucky saddle!

[deft pewter]

Thunder:

[plucky saddle]

When they put Imagine Dragons in my music lesson

[rugged sapphire]

God please no

[plucky saddle]

I mightve cringed a bit

Yk tiny little bit

[plucky saddle]

Evil imagine dragons:

[rose forum]

Thunder is the equivalent to me as the sound a comb makes is to a cat

[somber veldt]

Uh oh

@plucky saddle is too busy baking cookies for Christmas. The potato goes to @rugged sapphire!

BOOM

💥The potato has exploded!

CURSED!

@rugged sapphire your curse is:

*Tower of Babel*

Melaetsa ea hau e tla fetoleloa puong e sa reroang

Duration: 300 seconds

[deft pewter]

@ocean pond they ruined mobile Spotify

[rough hatch]

Boy it was always ruined

[dusty warren]

Merda, ho

[plucky saddle]

Lad speaking in 20 langauges

[deft pewter]

Well now there’s a daily limit on selecting songs in a playlist

[dusty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-eurofighter-typhoon-eurofighter-typhoon-ef-2000-gif-9296504367109608755

[plucky saddle]

Goodbye soldier

[deft pewter]

@rough hatch @ocean pond

[rough hatch]

Capitalism breeds innovation

[rose forum]

spotify requires money so I hate it

[dusty warren]

https://tenor.com/view/worldbox-worldbox-discord-gif-12414188753098819329

[deft pewter]

I was fine with the ads and the forced shuffle but now I can’t even pick specific songs

[plucky saddle]

Use SoundCloud and put in the worst music imaginable in your playlist

[rose forum]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[dusty warren]

spotify requires money so I hate it
@rose forum
https://tenor.com/view/disney-movies-quotes-potc-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-14851127

[deft pewter]

And there’s a 6 skips limit per hour @rough hatch

[plucky saddle]

That's funny

[deft pewter]

Reported for piracy

[plucky saddle]

I'll pirate you irl

You should look out

[dusty warren]

Reported for piracy
@deft pewter
https://tenor.com/view/you-want-some-got-no-fans-look-back-drink-gif-16883219

[plucky saddle]

There'll be a ship sailing towards you

[uncut raptor]

horsing around with shaders

[rough hatch]

What is this

[uncut raptor]

had someone build the heli for me

its company standard

though i changed the color scheme

might get a fee for doing that

[plucky saddle]

One TnT and that thing is gone

[dusty warren]

horsing around with shaders
@uncut raptor
https://tenor.com/view/flying-gif-8912036

[uncut raptor]

im pretty sure TNT cant catch up to something in the air 200 blocks up

plus, its a light civilian helicopter

[plucky saddle]

You haven't seen the automated canon launcher

[rough hatch]

I dont think you could ever choose what song to play in Spotify

[uncut raptor]

here's me testing out supersonics

[rough hatch]

It was always forced you to listen to random songs in your playlist in a random shuffle

[rugged sapphire]

The fact the tail rotor stops angers me

[amber depot]

This pleases me

[rose forum]

cubic metre maid an aimable tnt cannon that tracks your mouse cursor

in vanilla

[rugged sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-6451222253771109400

[ocean pond]

this has always been a thing

[uncut raptor]

try that with 11 TPS

[ocean pond]

you have always been forced to play songs in shuffle mode

[uncut raptor]

against something that flies faster than eltras and is immune to arrows

[ocean pond]

just use a computer

[rough hatch]

Just dont use Spotify

Youtube is free

[uncut raptor]

sable stuff is honestly more reliable than vanilla stuff

[rugged sapphire]

YouTube honestly worse

[plucky saddle]

Thats also funny

Atp use SoundCloud

[rough hatch]

YouTube gives you way more freedom than Spotify

[plucky saddle]

Theres an app where it functions same as YouTube Music

But I forgot the name of it

[uncut raptor]

flying over spawn

this one is a much lighter airframe

at a low speed

[rough hatch]

Are you talking about musi

[vital hollow]

doesn't it also force you to have your screen on 24/7 on mobile

[plucky saddle]

Idk

[uncut raptor]

haha i got 6 months premium for 60 pesos

[rough hatch]

On mobile yeah

[rose forum]

there are ways around it

[rugged sapphire]

Yeah but if your a normal person who leaves there computer it’s fucking ass

[fickle igloo]

who would win

[uncut raptor]

oh shit the sun is rising

[stray forge]

hi

[amber depot]

if it crashed can it break?

[rough hatch]

I use musi on my phone and youtube for when im on pc for music

[rugged sapphire]

Hi Marv

[plucky saddle]

None bomb em all

[vital hollow]

still thats pretty annoying

[plucky saddle]

I'm betting on Josha tho

[ocean pond]

just pay for spotify

[stray forge]

Ahoy

[ocean pond]

or use a computer

[rough hatch]

Can you rewrite this

[rugged sapphire]

How are you geez

[rugged sapphire]

No

[uncut raptor]

sable hasnt implemented that yet, but its really advised not to crash, airplanes 100% rely on airfields to take off

[amber depot]

I see

[plucky saddle]

Or you could convert a music into mp3 and then listen it through a mp3 player

[rose forum]

no

[ocean pond]

FUCK NAW

[plucky saddle]

?

[vital hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-laughing-knee-slap-lol-gif-10766177

[rose forum]

this is what I do

[plucky saddle]

Sure this is a 20 year old method

But theres nothing wrong with it?

[spiral kernel]

Fr its cheap

[rose forum]

I just put it on vlc media player on my phone

[vital hollow]

never paying for that shit

[rose forum]

And it’s free

[plucky saddle]

Yeah

[glossy path]

Where can I download maps

[rough hatch]

Paying for Spotify is the equivalent of paying to breathe air

[glossy path]

Excuse me, where can I download Maps?

[plucky saddle]

Or as I said, use SoundCloud

[ocean pond]

I kind of don't care

[glossy path]

Hello

[plucky saddle]

Another free alternative

[uncut raptor]

i had to get towed by the helicarrier (cost me like 25 sprockets cus the dude was being a bitch about it)

[glossy path]

Where can I use to get Maps?

[ocean pond]

I love being born into wealth!!!

[rugged sapphire]

Student discount is goated even tho I’m not really a student anymore

[spiral kernel]

Paying for music is helping the artists

[glossy path]

How do I download maps

[amber depot]

Oh damn

[glossy path]

How do I download maps

[amber depot]

thats huge

[rough hatch]

Idk why but i kinda expected you to be financially illiterate

[glossy path]

How do I download maps

How do I download maps

How do I download maps

[spiral kernel]

Go to the map section

[rugged sapphire]

Spotify isn’t exactly helping artists very much tbf

[vital hollow]

spotify pays them squat

[ocean pond]

I kind of dont have to be

[rose forum]

there also are ways to download audio directly from YouTube on mobile without premium and put them on vlc but

[glossy path]

I can’t find the map section

[uncut raptor]

very huge indeed

[ocean pond]

I was born into a wealthy family

[plucky saddle]

They give those Artist a pebble lol

[vital hollow]

compared to other music providers its like nothing

[glossy path]

I can’t find it

[signal birch]

March

[ocean pond]

true

[rough hatch]

Youtube does the same thing but Spotify siphons more money from its users

[rugged sapphire]

#🌐map-downloads

[ocean pond]

if ou REALLY want to support them

go to BandLab

[signal birch]

Best person to ever exist on worldbox

[ocean pond]

and pay for the albums

[plucky saddle]

Just download it from a trusted site or something

[ocean pond]

or get the merch

[vital hollow]

paying for spotify over ytm is paying for a better ui and thats it

[ocean pond]

(thats me btw)

[rugged sapphire]

Records

[spiral kernel]

Then use apple music

The OG

With the iPod

[uncut raptor]

spawn is just horrible to fly through

[tame ermine]

I hope you are joking

[vital hollow]

i wouldnt know abt apple music i got android

🕊️

[rough hatch]

Next in spotify you are going to be forced to pay to have more playlists or add a limit to how many songs you can add to a single playlist

[ocean pond]

thats the WORST option Youtube, Spotify and Apple

[spiral kernel]

Hell to the joe no I am not, Apple Music is the best

[tame ermine]

Theres no way you unironically just said that apple music rips off artists less than spotify

[spiral kernel]

What?? Clearly you havent tried it yet

[edgy surge]

Imagine not buying physical media

[ocean pond]

I HAVE

ITS ASS

ITS SO ASS

[rugged sapphire]

Records on top

[ocean pond]

IT RANDOMLY STARTED FORCING ITSELF TO PLAY SHITTY RAP MUSIC

FOR NO REASON

[tame ermine]

Apple as a company are NOTORIOUS for ripping off EVERYONE involved

[rough hatch]

Didn’t Spotify put a random artist in generational debt for using a single beat

[spiral kernel]

That didnt happen to me

[ocean pond]

IT INTERURPTED MY MUSIC TO CONNECT TO THE RADIO FOORRRR NO REASON

[rugged sapphire]

lol

[deft pewter]

Limit on songs

[plucky saddle]

90mph?

Thats cause they used a sample of uh

A big big big company

[rough hatch]

Idk but it’s probably that

[rose forum]

as soon as they care more about money than making something useful it all goes downhill

Burger King

[rough hatch]

This has been the case for the past 60 years in the US

[spiral kernel]

Apple Music pays double than Spotify

Are u kidding me

[tame ermine]

Mcdonalds is winning the war against burger king here in australia

[idle slate]

Spotify saving your ass from your music taste

[plucky saddle]

They give the artists 2 pebbles?

[tiny meadow]

Honest to God

[plucky saddle]

Damn

[tame ermine]

Burger king closed down 71 stores last week

[spiral kernel]

Yes they do

[vital hollow]

mcdonalds make shamrock shakes year round and my life is yours

[tame ermine]

I think bro might be sponsored by apple music

[rugged sapphire]

Burger King has better food here but McDonald’s is way cheaper and not that bad

[deft pewter]

Shush

[idle slate]

I will not be silent

[plucky saddle]

Same although idk about it being cheap

[rugged sapphire]

I’ll get some pictures of my records at some point I’ve got some good ones

[tiny meadow]

apple music is actually abysmal who is using that

[spiral kernel]

No dude, fact check your claims

[plucky saddle]

Apple users duhhhhh

[spiral kernel]

Its way better than any other fyo!

[tiny meadow]

no it isn't mace × varys

you're a liar and a fraud

[spiral kernel]

Its not even that much more expensive than spotify

And it pays artists more

[vital hollow]

tidal >>>>>>>>>>

[tame ermine]

People here lnow not to ask me that cause ill spend the next hour bringing up spreadsheets and reports

[dusk jacinth]

Hello chattaronians

[rose forum]

one time i was in a taxi and then we drove by a McDonald’s and they said it was the us embassy

[spiral kernel]

Well I asked you

[dusk jacinth]

@tame ermine hello New Zealand

[tiny meadow]

downloading mp3s instead:

[vital hollow]

the free tier is actually unusable though you're like mandated to pay for it

[tiny meadow]

he's from papua new guiena

[plucky saddle]

I said that but someone got disgusted for sum reason

best option btw

[rose forum]

it is

[spiral kernel]

Thats evil

[vital hollow]

the only issue with going the mp3 route is that your music taste gets stale after a while and nobody really knows how to get into music scenes

[dusk jacinth]

Bougainville

[tame ermine]

I have a hot take, and its that spotify should just entitrly close down its free tier and just be a regular paid service, so it stops trying to make a pathetic attempt to cater for both audiences

[tiny meadow]

just making your own music and listening to works you made instead :

[vital hollow]

revanced:

[plucky saddle]

Honestly true

[deft pewter]

I was fine with shuffle and ads

[spiral kernel]

I agree!

[deft olive]

be careful there. @tame ermine's going for an economy degree
he'll bring you more reports than you'll bother to read

[vital hollow]

i would if i wasnt ASS

[plucky saddle]

Free users barely get to do anything

Why bother having a free option

[plucky saddle]

Ig

[tiny meadow]

you are genuinely treated as a slave if you don't have premium on Spotify it's terrible

[tame ermine]

Like stop trying to justufy a free tier for spotify and just make it basic paid service

[vital hollow]

it gets peoples foot in the door so theyre more inclined to pay

[dusk jacinth]

Hot take

Crunchyroll should bring back its free tier.

[vital hollow]

simple as that

[spiral kernel]

Just make a playlist of music videos on youtube dude and listen to it if ur so poor!

[vital hollow]

its not meant to be good.

[deft pewter]

But now that if your on mobile you have a limit on picking a song in a playlist
That’s just ass

[rose forum]

I think i should be the new owner of Spotify and i will make the price 100 dollars per day and see if anybody still will pay

[rugged sapphire]

Yt is so infested with ads now it’s horrid to use

[dusk jacinth]

I SHALL SUMMON
@cursive tartan

[plucky saddle]

SoundCloud is better option than youtube if you dont wanna pay lok

Lol

[spiral kernel]

Another problem, but u can still shuffle them for free

Lol

[spiral kernel]

Whats that

[plucky saddle]

Cmon you haven't heard of SoundCloud?

Even my autocorrect has that word in the dictionary

[spiral kernel]

Does it look like I have?

[rugged sapphire]

Yh but ads before and after songs is tolerable smack bang in the middle pisses me off

[plucky saddle]

No

Not that I can see you

😂 😂 😂 😂

[spiral kernel]

Lame

But im gonna laugh anyway its goofy

[plucky saddle]

Indeed

[plucky saddle]

They started making 3 ads at once

Like jeez

[rugged sapphire]

Genuinely impossible to listen to music on yt without premium now

[smoky saffron]

Bro there is no freaking way

[spiral kernel]

All unskipable btw

[plucky saddle]

Just get an adblocker duhhh

[signal birch]

wow are you my clone thats so cool

[rose forum]

what do you need him to do

[spiral kernel]

Sad time for the app users

[fallen sierra]

Damn

[plucky saddle]

Honestly only drawback is that videos load up slow

[fallen sierra]

I can't say the other method here

....

[rugged sapphire]

Yeah but I leave my house so i listen to music in the car and at work a lot

[severe pelican]

What a shame on a lads li… wait what. Theres ads in yt?

[fallen sierra]

I'm getting warned

[plucky saddle]

You could get on Brave or FireFox on Mobile and watch it, but it'll prolly load even slower

Ngl

[rose forum]

is it pirating

[plucky saddle]

Ic

[spiral kernel]

Way slower

In 3rd party browsers defo slower

[plucky saddle]

Sadly

[fallen sierra]

Ok vro

Imma skedaddle now

[rugged sapphire]

If I was at work and an ad interrupted my music I think I would throw my self into an engine

[fallen sierra]

@rugged sapphire

[spiral kernel]

Claude AI actually just told me how to pirate music

[vital hollow]

"dont ping" from the guy whos whole thing is pinging people

😂

[rose forum]

pirating is VERY ILLEGAL and you should totally AVOID going to this specific website and downloading this FREE version of something that usually costs MONEY

[spiral kernel]

Its sad, but unavoidable

[tame ermine]

In that case, market the free tier as a trial and nothing more. Dont pretend its the real deal. Rebrand premium to the norm and say ita what the full experience is. Dont disillusion your userbasr

[severe pelican]

if claude teaches how to pirate wb, yeah that’s huge loss for us

[spiral kernel]

Even Maxim has failed to get WB off pirating game webs

[vital hollow]

id say they wouldnt have to but the declining userbase says otherwise

when xmanager broke i just moved to ytm revanced and called it a day

works like a charm

[severe pelican]

guys canvas got hacked

[spiral kernel]

I actually hate Nintendo I want to burn all of their HQs

[rugged sapphire]

WAAAHEYYY

[vital hollow]

holy real

[rose forum]

step 1: steal(or buy) a boat

step 2: assemble your crew

[severe pelican]

i am not bullshittinnf, check yourself

[rose forum]

step 3: pirate

[plucky saddle]

King of patents

[spiral kernel]

The amount of greed they have is just abysmal

[rugged sapphire]

The fuck even is canvas

[plucky saddle]

Idk lol