🌎general

[elder patrol]

Goodbye

[wicked void]

Shakespeare

guess what

booty

[iron sparrow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-lobotomy-vOlhmdyXQ9fK4HTBKw

[pliant herald]

Who's that? Can thou explain? Confuse am i

[wicked void]

I'm so funny guys

hahahaha

haha

now stop laughing

[uncut raptor]

Every degre is okay except liberal arts

If you have a degree in liberal arts just don't fucking try in life

Literally useless as shit

[deft pewter]

@stray forge @crimson ridge i got a good fit set up for the super level ice king

[elder patrol]

P

[deft pewter]

i made it right now

[pliant herald]

HILARIOUS! what a humorous message!

[worn plover]

Ayo bruh that's me 😂😂😂

[misty geode]

Pro larper?

[wicked void]

atleast shakespeare likes me

[worn plover]

Yes

[velvet flax]

🕯 this is life

[wicked void]

thanks shakespeare

[velvet flax]

Life extinguishes

[pliant herald]

Thou thought he was good? Better am I!

[misty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ohio-respect-foxy-gif-17451501218491172722

[misty geode]

Shakespeare is the greatest larper of all time

[iron sparrow]

You lost the kindness games

[wicked void]

poopy heas

head

[velvet flax]

Boing

[wicked void]

all

All

All

All

[misty geode]

I didn’t realize there was a jumpscare in this and when I first saw it I’m ngl I thought I started hallucinating from exhaustion 😭

[wicked void]

All

[worn plover]

Ik...

[wicked void]

fool

[ivory hill]

@wicked void sotp

stop

[worn plover]

Sendai colony was ai generated btw

[ivory hill]

spamming

[pliant herald]

Such a valid statement! I am the best larper! Truly fascinating!!

[worn plover]

Ay bre stop fooling stop spamming 😂✌️✌️

[deft pewter]

@crimson ridge rate the fit

[crimson ridge]

@stray forge @deft pewter if you didnt know there is always a rare chest spawn in here

[wicked void]

con8

[crimson ridge]

9/10

[iron sparrow]

Bumuta wasted sendai's water for it

[misty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/sprigatito-chipichipichapachapa-tontaro-pyralafia-gif-16095426640721636934

[wicked void]

is this guy's pfp a dude pointing at something or a masculine duck

[pliant herald]

Ai doesn't waste water! Thou want to debate about it? Or thou art scared!?

[cold bobcat]

You should be sleeping :(

[misty geode]

No leave me alone

You r bully

[cold bobcat]

Whhhyyy

[misty geode]

Meanie

[misty geode]

No

[tidal glacier]

Australia got consumed by the blinding light of communism

[wicked void]

yeah that's it

I'm gonna die now

[cold bobcat]

I'm just sayin' you should get some rest is all

[wicked void]

the israel

it's here

[misty geode]

You were mean to me I no listen to you

[velvet flax]

I should sleep soundly and peacefully and full of happiness and love

[pliant herald]

Oh dear, such a foolish action for a panda to bully somebody! Doesn't thou know that bullying is bad? Art thou dumb?!

[cold bobcat]

🤏

[velvet flax]

Love for myself i mean

[cold bobcat]

I am a little stupid

Sleep is good

[misty geode]

Me too :(

[misty geode]

Then go to sleep and have a good night

[tall shore]

Somehow, drinking coffee makes you feel cooler.

Prolly cuz drinking hot coffee makes you sweat, and as the sweat evaporates, it cools your body

Fuck the scorching heat

[pliant herald]

There's nothing in darkness, there's a heart that's full of black and blocked the happiness and love. As thou sleep tonight, check thy house.

[finite verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239693595917811753/1435880445454848130/convert.gif

[ivory hill]

if you're the type of person to complain about vegan milk being more expensive, you're dumb

[tame ermine]

Why tf are there THREE Bre clans now

[cold bobcat]

Okay, it is getting late.

[velvet flax]

My brain when trying to sleep:

[pliant herald]

What a clear explanation! Truly understandable!!! Thou shall have a good time tonight/today!

[prime ravine]

horsemilk is the cheap and superior alternative

[misty geode]

Good night

:3

[ivory hill]

it is, makes zero sense to complain about vegan milk being more expensive

[velvet flax]

Bob

[finite verge]

vegans are not human

[pliant herald]

Oh dear, what is that foolish skeleton doing? Is that skeleton slow-witted?

[finite verge]

they are

humanoid

sentient beings

[silk parcel]

Hello world

[finite verge]

that do not act human

[tidal glacier]

at least you're in tagaytay

[velvet flax]

Huh? Shakespeare?

[tidal glacier]

where you're still at cooler areas

try living in godforsaken Nueva Ecija

[pliant herald]

Hello, truly a good day today! Really amazing!

[finite verge]

dude back in my home country everyone there drinks coffee and its always 80+ fahrenheit outside

[velvet flax]

I think

[finite verge]

unless its august

[pliant herald]

How hot is it in Philippines?

[tidal glacier]

isn't 80 farenheit like 12 celsius in normal terms

[finite verge]

in august the sun will deadass js vaporize you on the street cement like a cockroach

[tidal glacier]

depends on the area, ranging from 37c to 42c

[finite verge]

no its like

25+

[velvet flax]

Earth shall vaporize

[finite verge]

yeah its like 27 celsius

[dense crater]

It’s you

[finite verge]

but in hot seasons the average temperature everyday is in the 90’s

[pliant herald]

WHAT THE DEVIL??? Mine country close the school if the temperature rises like that!

[tidal glacier]

Normal Philippine Climate!

[tame ermine]

@tidal glacier there are six new breist clans

[placid sphinx]

The surface of mars has like 2-3x more iron we should mine it

[silk parcel]

Guys, chat will die for 20 minutes in approximately 30 minutes!!!

I can predict

[tidal glacier]

It's weird here

We got extreme heat, slight cold (best one) and extreme wet

[finite verge]

isnt that every tropical country

thats slightly mountainous

[misty geode]

@cold bobcat you r my friend again
Good night :3

[tidal glacier]

Nothing gets typhoon'd better than the Philippines

[finite verge]

true

why is that

[pliant herald]

Oh gosh, what a bizarre opinion! Truly a hot take!

[finite verge]

what did the filipinos do

[placid sphinx]

Why not now

[finite verge]

for the earth to specifically hate them

[pliant herald]

Corny, glazing and stupid

[silk parcel]

Because it won't, as people are here but I know every day in around 30 minutes of now chat dies

[finite verge]

has the earth never seen a filipina?

[tidal glacier]

We invented these

[silk parcel]

You guys can stop it

[covert viper]

hello

[tall shore]

Imagine living in one of these apartments. Btw those facilities in the back highlighted with a red circle are restaurants, some who denied my application to work as their waiter, pls boycott them once you decide to go here in Tagaytay.

[finite verge]

the earth MIGHT be gay

[finite verge]

sweet jesus

what the fuck is that

[tidal glacier]

Oh hey, I actually stayed there

[pliant herald]

Oh dear, that's a horrible way to make a hot dog. Or chocolate dog! 🤣 🤣. Get it?

[finite verge]

what if i just

tore your intestines apart

https://tenor.com/view/mukbang-food-mukbang-gifs-asmr-mukbang-korean-food-gif-23370457

[deft pewter]

we had it all 💔

[silk parcel]

I saw this thirst trap animation of the earth on my YouTube recommendation page. I don't think it should be recommended to me.

[crimson ridge]

You shouldve jumped out and risked a self rev

[deft pewter]

I REVIVED IN THE POOL

😭

do we even go again

[tall shore]

Thanks for doxxing me your previous location

[stray forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598716749554384906/1262388228435087361/111ba0ee6db42c75.gif

[tidal glacier]

There was a severe lack of blankets back then, I huddled on a towel

[tall shore]

Jarvis send the icbms

[deft pewter]

@stray forge @crimson ridge generational fumble for all of us

[pliant herald]

Oh gosh, what a dangerous action! How art thou not arrested for thy crimes? Art the mods corrupted?!

[tall shore]

Poor guy

[finite verge]

man i dont like it when people humanize things because one way or another they’re going to make one of the planets into a hot korean dude wearing one of these

[crimson ridge]

Nah I was goosted. Im always goosted

[misty geode]

❤️

[uncut raptor]

Man, that's one pretty carbine.

[tiny meadow]

@hidden lotus

@hidden lotus

[misty geode]

Birb :3

[deft pewter]

@crimson ridge 7 more levels till i get the free og pass stuff

[stray forge]

@tiny meadow

[deft pewter]

cool

[silk parcel]

They probably already have

[tidal glacier]

God, please give me a 5'4 nerdy Filipina with my level of humour, and shall kill the devil for you personally

[pliant herald]

Back in mine days, there wasn't any towels or blankets at all! Thou shall be grateful for thy advancement in technology!

[crimson ridge]

Eye. Eye. Eye. LOOK! ITS SHAKESPEARE

[finite verge]

oh no there is plenty to go around

[coarse copper]

Good morning

[silk parcel]

We should destroy them.

[finite verge]

“my level of humor” FAT chance bro

shits not happening

[crimson ridge]

Why are we lying

[coarse copper]

Devil may cry 🥀😔

[tidal glacier]

Scratch that

God, just give me a Chinita girl PLEASE

[lime vale]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[tall shore]

Real

[finite verge]

i had this one asian peruvian girl who was literally the mosy gorgeous woman i’ve ever seen no glaze in a few of my classes, and every dude she’s been with so far she has dumped mid relationship

[tidal glacier]

Ok, time to build vehicles of mass destruction

[finite verge]

one of my homeboys

who’s a literal boxer

[finite verge]

got dumped by her

oh fuck

discord is

~ping

[somber veldt]

Pong! 143ms

[finite verge]

holy shit

[misty geode]

~ping

[somber veldt]

Pong! 143ms

[misty geode]

~ping :3

[somber veldt]

Pong! 135ms

[misty geode]

Good

[coarse copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1364273622042021949/1487897952373444639/togif.gif

[lunar surge]

~ping

[somber veldt]

Pong! 135ms

[tidal glacier]

Did discord had a fucking hiccup

[coarse copper]

~ping

[somber veldt]

Pong! 135ms

[finite verge]

yes

[tidal glacier]

STOP SPAMMING PING

[finite verge]

anyway back to what i was saying

[lunar surge]

Ping

[finite verge]

letting God give you a chinita might be the only option

because theoretically

[coarse copper]

We just said it like 5 times 😔

[misty geode]

One more pleaseeeeeeee /j

[lunar surge]

Pong! 10000ms

[misty geode]

:3

[tidal glacier]

Zyc, shoot your shot

[finite verge]

theoretically any of other way would leave your heart SHATTERED

[hidden lotus]

@topaz bear valo?

[misty geode]

Haiiiii miscreanttttt

[lunar surge]

I saw "shoot your foot" for a second there

😭

[finite verge]

dude i used to have the fattest crush on that girl until she became a carbon copy of every other latina i’ve ever met

[pliant herald]

Why aren't we!?

[finite verge]

im so serious bro people are lacking individuality

and it highkey makes me uninterested

[ivory hill]

who did it?

oh i see it

[misty geode]

“SHOOT YOUR FOOT!!!”
“Why?”
“NO TIME TO EXPLAIN”

[tidal glacier]

They trynna do the meta build

Bro used to have the fat

[finite verge]

i used to have the fat

makes sense

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[misty geode]

It’s ok I also have the fat that’s why the doctor put me on a diet

[tame ermine]

@tiny meadow

[tall shore]

Bre

[misty geode]

KHALIX!

[finite verge]

the doctor made me eat a calorie surplus because i had the skinnies and i was 99 pounds at 5’8

[deft pewter]

@stray forge @crimson ridge you see that

[tall shore]

FLAMING GRENADE!

explodes

[pliant herald]

I want to experience the newest technology of this era, but confuse am I because should I buy a xbox series s?

[finite verge]

i used to be compared to a skeleton everyday

except my right arm apparently

i wont even bother telling you why

[misty geode]

We is opposites :3

[finite verge]

its a sad story

[finite verge]

truly

[misty geode]

Haiiiiiiiii

[pliant herald]

Thou have a tumor?

[finite verge]

no

[coarse copper]

Haveth*

[misty geode]

That’s good

[formal gulch]

.

[finite verge]

in middle school my right arm was about 1.5x larger than my left

no exaggeration either

idk how it ended up like that

[tall shore]

Aldous from MLBB

I'm sorry

[reef crown]

Bing bong 14

Bing bong 15

[pliant herald]

Haveth thou dost any good?

[finite verge]

maybe it was because i kept spamming right arm weight lifts like a chud

until the doctor put a long ass tube in my right arm

[dense crater]

Magica

[misty geode]

Zang

That’s like

[crimson ridge]

@stray forge @deft pewter im so peak rn. Look at me in all my glory

[misty geode]

My worst nightmare

[pliant herald]

Art thou ashamed of thy arm?

[misty geode]

Anything in my skin

[finite verge]

its called a pic line its supposed to reach into your heart

and its like an IV

[misty geode]

DANG OK
That’s absolutely horrifying to me

[finite verge]

i had to watch it get removed

[velvet flax]

Time ⏲

[reef crown]

Bing bong 16

[deft pewter]

@crimson ridge did not know that shit was a no-fishing river

[lunar surge]

Space?

[misty geode]

Genuinely
That would probably cause me trauma :3

[deft pewter]

@stray forge
so uh
we fucked

fr

[stray forge]

ts

[finite verge]

i hated seeing it so much that i literally told the doctors to put me on the strongest medicine that allows me to get it taken out without tweaking

[deft pewter]

goosted's cooked

[pliant herald]

In what manners is that useful to others as I speak?

[finite verge]

they gave me that shit that makes you laugh when you have anxiety

[deft pewter]

@crimson ridge so we already died

again

[somber veldt]

Created clan Post-Gregist Church of Bre! You can check out its new channels at #🍋lemon-legion and #1490237886786703530.

[stray forge]

bro 😭

[tame ermine]

Heheh

[cold walrus]

@tame ermine aussie clan calls fr

[lunar surge]

It is useful in the tact that it is humorous my fine gentleman

[deft pewter]

we died to the lizard twink

[cold walrus]

Wallah

[tame ermine]

Lovely

[misty geode]

I can’t handle blood
Needles
Tubes
Anything going in flesh
Organs
And I’m overly sensitive and emotional
I don’t think I would survive without stuff like this were I in the situation

[misty geode]

Hai beef :3

[cold walrus]

Hi

[misty geode]

Hruuuu

[finite verge]

i got it done twice

[stray forge]

@deft pewter did you see that

[crimson ridge]

This Llama is peak

[finite verge]

the first time i was actually man enough to let it happen

[misty geode]

Yeah no I could not you are mentally stronger than me

[finite verge]

without tweaking

[deft pewter]

the snipe with the harpoon?

yeah

[cold walrus]

Good

[deft pewter]

@stray forge you see me absolutely nail a guy with a chevy astero]

[atomic birch]

Would I be trippin if I brought the dmt cart to work (pun not intended 😶)

[velvet flax]

U

[misty geode]

Holy actual tough for that you would have to restrain me

[tidal glacier]

Lads, look at my contraption

[coarse copper]

Indeed I haveth. Thy ways of talking are elegant

[finite verge]

bro you’d deadass die in a ICU

[misty geode]

Yay :3

[wicked nimbus]

Pointy stick

[misty geode]

Yeah probably

[finite verge]

when i woke up in the ICU i deadass felt like giving up ngl

[velvet flax]

5

[finite verge]

they had me in there like mechamaru

[tidal glacier]

Essentially a drone with a 200mm naval cannon attached to it

[misty geode]

I feel like if I got a surgery then I just wouldn’t wake up from it

[pliant herald]

I mean if aught, it is bad. But for a fine gentleman like thou, thou get a free card! Truly lucky

[finite verge]

it aint that bad

[finite verge]

anesthesia feels fun to me

[atomic birch]

Anesthesia and fun?!

[finite verge]

thats if i wake up fine

[misty geode]

I’m sorry this sentence scares me

[atomic birch]

And people call me crazy for liking psychedelics 😭

[pliant herald]

Haveth thou ever thought about delete that horrendous message?

[velvet flax]

Whopper

Ima sleep now

[ancient flax]

@tame ermine TRAITOR!!!

[finite verge]

for me it always takes away my anxiety after i wake up

[ancient flax]

BARON YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO OUR CAUSE

[finite verge]

and it feels like i’m floating

[tame ermine]

:>

[lunar surge]

Who am I to beg for thoust approval? I am not a mere maiden for thyself to whine for. Youst are a vain and villainous miscreant to want me to want thou approval

[dense crater]

What else should I add ☕️

[finite verge]

but when they first give you anesthesia you’re genuinely knocked in 5 seconds

thats when it feels scary

[tame ermine]

Automod is spazzing out rn

[pliant herald]

Could say that baron is in coil! 🤣 Such hilarious humour!

[finite verge]

the fucking anesthesiologist gave me that shit mid conversation

[misty geode]

Oh
That sounds fair actually
(Even if it didn’t I’d have no right to judge cause I haven’t been in your situation ever and wouldn’t survive it if I did probably)

[crimson ridge]

Im so heart broken over the Llama @stray forge @deft pewter

[misty geode]

Dang

[atomic birch]

Los Pollos Hermanos

[stray forge]

the llama was carrying us

[pliant herald]

Companion 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[finite verge]

nah you would probably survive if you had any will to live at all

[placid sphinx]

Son

😭

[crimson ridge]

He was my trusty stead

[finite verge]

or any motivation whatsoever

[stray forge]

they will snipe fishy

[lunar surge]

Companion only to thyself it seems :yhe olde smugge fase:

[misty geode]

I’ve got a lot of will to live I just also don’t think I have the strength to be cut open without dying of panic attack even after it’s already happened

[pliant herald]

Hilarious! Such a great mind to think of that joke you dost haveth a great mind!

[finite verge]

i didnt have the strength either

i still beat the record for the most laps walked around the floor

more than 30 laps walked

[stray forge]

@finite verge gayserenergy

[ancient flax]

@tall shore YOU TOO???

[finite verge]

address the emperor of new jersey by his name

[stray forge]

getting rebooted 4 times is crazy

[finite verge]

5’6 hispanic male

[flat sequoia]

Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune

[tall shore]

Meow

[lunar surge]

Humorous automaton.

[ancient flax]

@tall shore nvm, Cat Club endorses the Bre of liking Salmon and Sushi. You're still a traitor, though

[tall shore]

@tame ermine Bre is based on Greg you imbisil

[dense crater]

What should I add for free parking yall?

[ancient flax]

bre and greg are friends?

[misty geode]

Noice

[ancient flax]

I just wrote a whole poem about how much they hated eachother

[misty geode]

LOL

[wicked nimbus]

Pointy stick

Stab

[tame ermine]

@ancient flax i wrote the entire neogregist scripture btw

[finite verge]

one thing i never really recovered from though was just seeing sick kids

[deft pewter]

I AM THE FUCKING GOD OF CLUTCHES

[finite verge]

i saw conjoined twins once

[tall shore]

Yes

[crimson ridge]

@stray forge @deft pewter thank the Llama for this victory

[tall shore]

Clans are actually that sirius

[dense crater]

I’m dipin

[finite verge]

they were pretty happy for conjoined twins ngl

[ancient flax]

you are literally judas.

[stray forge]

getting rebooted 4 times is crazy

[deft pewter]

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW FUCKING CLOSE I WAS TO DYING @crimson ridge @stray forge

[misty geode]

That’s fair

[lunar surge]

There may be no faithful to you, but your godhood of clutches is admired

[crimson ridge]

Okay but.... the Llama

[pliant herald]

Argh! Such painful phantom pain! Dost thou know how painful that is?

[misty geode]

I don’t know what that means but my mind is making up a ton of scenarios for what it could mean so can you explain before I freak myself out 🙏

[finite verge]

they have that look of despair you only see in a eastern european

[stray forge]

gtg @deft pewter @crimson ridge

[wicked nimbus]

Pointy stick

[deft pewter]

@stray forge @crimson ridge
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
WHILE YOU TWO WERE DOWN
I FUCKING 1-SHOTTED SOMEONE WITH THE 7 CANNON, GOT BOOSTED TO SAFETY, ALMOST GAVE UP VIA JAM LOOPING PINK PONY UNDER A BRIDGE
THEN I NOTICED THE REBOOT VAN AND THANK GOD IT WASNT DESTRUCTIBLE

[crimson ridge]

The Llama will miss you

[finite verge]

those two were pretty much celebrities bro

[crimson ridge]

We should try to get an OG win

[deft pewter]

90% sure if the van wasn't stationairy we would have lost

[finite verge]

they had fucking photographers in the middle of the floor

[pliant herald]

Argh! I think I will take a break!!

[crimson ridge]

@pliant herald

[finite verge]

im pretty sure conjoined twins can be separated without too much risks when they’re babies

[deft pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-season-2-im-jeong-dae-player-100-one-more-game-no-more-no-less-song-young-chang-gif-3040369063204658718

[finite verge]

so they’re prolly fine

[atomic birch]

i havent been spoiled for season 4 yet

[finite verge]

idk how though

[deft pewter]

@crimson ridge Shout out the 7 cluster cannon and that llama

[crimson ridge]

100%

But if I didnt have that Llama we would've lost way sooner, cuz I wouldnt have been messing around and tried to fight that team that wiped you both frfr

[atomic birch]

how long will that last

[deft pewter]

the llama and tha cluster cannon were the MVPS

[crimson ridge]

I hope the llamas stay ngl

[plucky crest]

Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies
"Be-Bop-A-Lula", "Baby What I Say"
Here comes Johnny singing, "I Got a Woman"
Down in the tunnels, trying to make it pay

[wicked nimbus]

Pointy stick

[misty geode]

I just genuinely don’t know what conjoined twins means
It is like
The two twins are somehow connected
I’m trying to use context clues here 😭

[deft pewter]

i think they may

[crimson ridge]

Fr

[pliant herald]

Oh dear! Is the boy okay? For what reason is that guy going to punch him?

[finite verge]

besides that there were a lot of kids my age who had the same problem

[wicked nimbus]

show me the slap

[crimson ridge]

No stupid, its me slapping you

[deft pewter]

i wish Switch had screen record on fortnite so i could show yall
i think i dealt 220 damage point blank to someone with the cannon

[finite verge]

it just means americans get fed actual slop

[tall shore]

@pliant herald Stop spamming pregnant people emojis, or I shall smite thee with such wit and scorn as would make the very heavens quake!

[misty geode]

Yeah

[deft pewter]

it was 1 guy

ok now smite him

[finite verge]

idk about the other guys but my disease isnt genetic and its probably the same for them

[deft pewter]

nvm-

[crimson ridge]

Fun fact, the enhanced harpoon does 200 to the head

[misty geode]

Would you smite me if I spammed an mpreg react on someone :< (joke)

[pliant herald]

Am I really sorry for the inconvenience! It wont happend again I pledge!

[finite verge]

i lucked out pretty hard on what i think is my first genuine prayer

[next raft]

thats a lie

[tall shore]

Nay, because I'm a biased mod

[next raft]

bows are the true meta

[deft pewter]

Damn
also there's legendary fishing spots if you didnt notice
thats how i died the first time to fish and game protection blowing my shit smoothe off for fishing in what im guessing is a national park

[plucky crest]

1984

[finite verge]

the day before i got my intestines reattached i was praying so fucking hard bro

and i genuinely got the best possible ending

[misty geode]

Aw yay
Friendship above moderation

[crimson ridge]

Yeah I tried harpooning it then watched you get youre head blown off. I guess it was a protected river

[misty geode]

Thank goodness

[tall shore]

-Warn @plucky crest disagreeing with me <<Major>>

[deft pewter]

the slurp fish there are protected by ar-15s

[heady geode]

Malefits of being a Democrat:

[silk parcel]

Chats not dead? This is impossible

[pliant herald]

I am verily sorry for this inconvenience! It shall ne’er befall again, I do pledge upon mine honor!

[tall shore]

Nah, i shall smite thee, thou most egregious imbecile!

[finite verge]

i also had a lot of people praying for me apparently aswell

[misty geode]

@tall shore is my bestest friend you better watch out or they’ll IP ban you /j

[tall shore]

Yes

[misty geode]

That’s nice :3

[tall shore]

You mi amigo

[misty geode]

Yay!

[heady geode]

ChatGPT can you tell me how to say this in old formal Shakespeare english please

[tall shore]

I googled it

[finite verge]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dog-shibe-doge-green-dog-gif-27017201

[pliant herald]

I beseech thee, I pray, strike me not! Have mercy upon thy humble servant!

[misty geode]

Whatever led to your recovery, I’m glad it worked out and you’re Oke now :3

[wicked nimbus]

Give me your liver

[plucky crest]

I think I got deja Vu where the kingdom actually constructed a bridge instead of walking across the map when there's tiny 1-2 tiles river

[misty geode]

Ok

[tall shore]

Thou not humble at all, @crisp tartan I shall see him humbled.

[finite verge]

thank you i worked really hard on it

[crimson ridge]

@deft pewter that guy was quite literally on 12 hp btw

[misty geode]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1221947154613141585.gif?size=160&name=my+grip+on+reality+is+gone

[crimson ridge]

Im gonna eat Shakespeare btw

[misty geode]

Poor Shakespeare

[wicked nimbus]

Need any recipes?

[misty geode]

HOLY ITS 2AM

Well I’m not tired

[pliant herald]

Ne'er in my 462 years of existing have I been spoken to that pack god of thine! I pray thee meet me not. I beg thou!

[tall shore]

Okay Chat gipitee

Thou is forgiven

[pliant herald]

Thou accused me of such thing? Ne'er haveth I been shamed before!

[pliant herald]

No actually I wrote that myself

The others are gpt

[silk parcel]

Why are you still active, how are you still only butterfly?

[hidden lotus]

are we serious

[deft pewter]

@crimson ridge shout out my absolute clutches

[tall shore]

Greetings fellow Bre'ist

It's a good day to worship Bre

[pliant herald]

What wouldst thou have me be? A mere bird? Thou shalt not question mine authority!

[misty geode]

Gn everyone

It’s 2AM I’m outa here

[tall shore]

GN flaming grenade

[misty geode]

:3 see u tmrwwww

[silk parcel]

Chicken

[tall shore]

See you tomorrow Incandescent Bombard

[sick goblet]

fun fact

oxygen is evil and kill everything

[sick goblet]

yes

[deft pewter]

sob

@crimson ridge this brella gonna be fucking hard to get fam

[crimson ridge]

Idk why I sucked so much that round

[deft pewter]

im calling it a night

[sick goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chud-chud-cat-skip-cat-pet-gif-11849677387516474654

[crimson ridge]

I died to a bot at the beginning, not like an actual bot but the dude sucks

[hidden lotus]

breslop

[deft pewter]

you see the absolute Clutch i did at the gas station

[wicked nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-spin-minecraft-speach-bubble-gif-12120065873966570174

[deft pewter]

hi resident

https://tenor.com/view/miku-miku-hatsune-hatsune-hatsune-miku-cat-gif-1269099052422844460

[covert viper]

goodnight worldboxians

[deft pewter]

gn

[silk parcel]

Tornado

Ah, so chat did die. Just a little later

[placid sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-miku-hatsune-mike-blue-gif-8475412111460217467

[rough moat]

Stranger things s5 is overhated, i understand the hate, but mayeb too much, a little bit less hate wud be better

[placid sphinx]

How strange?

[iron sparrow]

Ts so ass bro

[silk parcel]

CHAT STOP DYING

REVIVE

[rough moat]

Shut

[silk parcel]

Wait, chats bot dead if I'm here

[silk parcel]

Hello... human. (Possibly)

This is so fun

I love talking in general

[rough moat]

Im not a human

[silk parcel]

What are you?

[rough moat]

Who knows

Man coined the term human

[silk parcel]

I think you're a dog

[rough moat]

It can be anything

[placid sphinx]

Israel and Syria is jointly invading Lebanon if hezbollah isn’t disarmed soon

💀

[rough moat]

Look at my pfp

[rough moat]

Syria is becoming puppet, sad

I mean

Its good hesbollah has yo be disarmed

[placid sphinx]

Maybe, maybe not, Syria’s new government is pretty normal

[rough moat]

But still

[rough moat]

Way better than the previous ill tell ya

[placid sphinx]

They’ve been way more proactive in killing the terrorists too

So it would make sense they’re gonna jump in the ppportunity

To like

Kill hezvollah

[silk parcel]

No, that's an invasion of privacy

[placid sphinx]

Yeah, shows you how far from normal the last one is

[silk parcel]

I never look at people's pfp

[rough moat]

But seriously tho when is israel gonna give back Golan heights to syria

[clear rapids]

Gohan

[tawdry heart]

My good boy😇

[clear rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/lr-phy-super-saiyan-2-gohan-youth-fighter-entrusted-with-fate-wishes-entrusted-to-gohan-soaring-dragon-havoc-super-kamehameha-gif-798869082554796710

[rough moat]

Rebr influx

[placid sphinx]

When I say so

I’m using waterbending to control big yahu’s bladder, he will explode if he don’t listen to me

[rough moat]

Truly the listening to ur balls typa guy

[placid sphinx]

I mean big yahu doesn’t have a brain to listen to

He doesn’t have much choice does he

[rough moat]

Careful

The mods are watching

[silk parcel]

Wow, I saved general!

[rough moat]

And they hate criticism

Towards their idols

[placid sphinx]

He should be careful while eating, with how old he’s getting he might choke and die

He should be careful when talking about me

I can crush him with my pinky

He ain’t tuff

[placid sphinx]

Bans Chinese dude in yuan banknotes, idolizes American presidents

“War crimes are fine as long as my country’s the one who does it, that’s patriotism!”

[worn harness]

Hi

[odd shard]

Bye

[silk parcel]

Lol

[placid sphinx]

Fn fact: big yahu doesn’t use yahoo

[worn harness]

What bye in Real human but discord Is Thinking im.robot

[silk parcel]

Common Carrot Classic

[silk parcel]

What?

[worn harness]

Im Real human

[rough moat]

Thats what bots say

[worn harness]

But discord thinokng im robot

And im czech people

[odd shard]

But you're an android

[rough moat]

Are u in czech chat?

[worn harness]

Yes im in Android 11 here

[silk parcel]

Fun fact: Worldbox android players are a subspecies of the chimpanzee

[odd shard]

No u

[worn harness]

Ano jsem českej člověk

[rough moat]

Nah ios players barely get anything

[silk parcel]

The subspecies of slug

[rough moat]

#✈international-chat

[placid sphinx]

Hello, LLM here, I have injected myself into your IP address and as a result, discovered that you are typing this with a large network of electrical signals, therefore flagging you as a potential AI (Artificial Intelligence) or a Chatbot.

[worn harness]

Ale jsem tu poprvè

[severe pelican]

its cold out here in mt everest

[silk parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-ready-dr-facilier-gif-17263154240560718946

[placid sphinx]

Why is Mount Everest not Nepalese

Or Chinese

Why is it German

[silk parcel]

It's Tibetan

[wooden kite]

Netanyahu

All hail netanyahu

[placid sphinx]

That flag is Germany

[severe pelican]

actually is this mountain named Mt. Galaa in my server

[wooden kite]

Shh the big yahu is going to catch you

[severe pelican]

not real mountain name

[silk parcel]

German people climb mount everest and put their flag up to honour their country

[worn harness]

Please Dont kick me

[wicked void]

KICK THAT GUY

RID OF HIM

[placid sphinx]

Also that’s what I said

[worn harness]

No please ni

[wicked void]

fool

[severe pelican]

.

[silk parcel]

No you didn't

[placid sphinx]

“Why is it not American”

“It’s Texan”

[frosty plume]

Netanyahu please invade Sumatra and look for Shorekeeper

[severe pelican]

Call ‘em

Moderators.

Or let him slide

[wicked void]

!kick vladivostok

[worn harness]

Im tried Comand but isn functional😭

[severe pelican]

i aint deutch

[silk parcel]

Why are you a Shorekeeper when you could be a Shoretaker?

[placid sphinx]

Why Vladivostok, you giving it to Japan?

[severe pelican]

i wwnted to put french flag

[wicked void]

!kick israel

[severe pelican]

but

germany is easier

[placid sphinx]

I was a shoretaker, once I took it, I keep it, becoming Shorekeeper

[severe pelican]

Wrong.

[drowsy mortar]

wrong command

[silk parcel]

You speak German

[wicked void]

;kick israel

/kick israel

[placid sphinx]

Deustchland

[worn harness]

/kick idiot

[severe pelican]

I do

[silk parcel]

I Shorecame, I Shoresaw, I Shoreconquered.

[placid sphinx]

–ban @worn harness

[worn harness]

No

No!

[placid sphinx]

Yes!

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-anime-yes-yes-yes-yeah-its-a-yes-gif-17161748

[worn harness]

No!

Please!

[severe pelican]

fuck

[worn harness]

😭

[tiny meadow]

Hey. hes with me

if you THINK about banning @worn harness you are in a world of trouble.

[worn harness]

Evryvone triing to ban me but im here for thé first time

[silk parcel]

Alt

[placid sphinx]

You FOOL.

you have no authority to command me

Scram!

[wicked void]

shorekeeper

thats my word

fool

[silk parcel]

@wicked void Why be an idiot when you can be a smart

[placid sphinx]

That’s your WORLD.

[silk parcel]

Idiot or intelligent

[wicked void]

because i get ignored

cause im lame

[placid sphinx]

You can be a smart idiot

[worn harness]

Jasně vy mě chcete bannout za každou cenu když jsem tu poprvé

[wicked void]

can i stream bite by night

im still gonna do it

[worn harness]

No

NO!😭

[placid sphinx]

Idiot, Idiotes; person who declined or refused to participate in public life, including voting or running for office. In Athenian democracy

[fallow bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/low-poly-cat-низкополигональный-кот-низкополигональный-кот-gif-3721862308091041960

[placid sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-gif-25818512

[wicked void]

i died

[silk parcel]

Oh, okay.

[worn harness]

Im leaving because youve triing to ban me

[wicked void]

dont leave

watch my stream instead

its better

its like investing in chatgpt

[severe pelican]

.

[wicked void]

with a dollar

instead of none

[worn harness]

Where Is your stream And Is not of space i Will not watching it

[severe pelican]

@worn harness Leave discord if you are underage

[wicked void]

voicechat 1

hes 13.001

YO

[severe pelican]

thirteen?

[wicked void]

colonies

[severe pelican]

“By accessing our services, you confirm that you’re at least 13 years old and meet the minimum age required by the laws in your country. Our services are not designed for or directed towards users under the age of 13. We may take additional steps, including the use of third-party services, to determine whether you are old enough to create a Discord account or access certain features or spaces.”
— Discord Term of Services

[worn harness]

In czech Is 10:02

[wicked void]

why do i have no mic

[pliant herald]

Maybe English is his second language

Thou ne'er know

[wicked void]

shakespeare kinda right

[severe pelican]

half of server…

that includes me

[wicked void]

i dont know is a mod

[worn harness]

Yes english Is my second launguage my prevent launguage Is czech for czechs SERVERS And english fór english servers

[severe pelican]

@wicked void bite of night?

[wicked void]

but elaborate why i cant use mic

i dont know who is a mod*

[grim drum]

Hello

[wicked void]

hello

hey speed

[grim drum]

Im new

[wicked void]

hes new

[grim drum]

Hehe😅

[wicked void]

he laugh

[worn harness]

Wait here i Will come back

[severe pelican]

When I see low ranks talking in #🌎general

[pliant herald]

Not all amongst us are gifted in the English tongue! Yet doth that not mean he must needs excel therein!

[wicked void]

shakepeare switch to russian if your so cool, i want an accest too please

accsent

you know what i mean

please

[worn harness]

Im back

[wraith tusk]

hey guys

[silk parcel]

When life gives you lemons you?
A) Make lemonade
B) Eat the lemons
C) I don't like either
D) Make a lemon garden

[worn harness]

A

[silk parcel]

Shush. It's quiet time

[wicked void]

would you rise of nations

[silk parcel]

Talking in quiet time is high offence

[severe pelican]

Indeed

[worn harness]

And youve english server thwt i comunitaziong english

[pliant herald]

What dost thou mean by these words?

[severe pelican]

theres other languages channelz

such as #🇩🇪-deutscher-raum (German chat)

and #🇷🇺-русский-чат (russian chat)

which only can be accessed by choosing specific role

[silk parcel]

I wish I had access to them 😔

[pliant herald]

I wouldst commend thee to peruse a book or two, that thy command of the English tongue might be mended.

[silk parcel]

Average person who speaks during server quiet time:

[frank pecan]

They should add a braille channel for the blind community

[severe pelican]

.

[silk parcel]

What?

[pliant herald]

How dost they feel their screen?

[severe pelican]

thai lad i see?

[severe pelican]

you can

[silk parcel]

I don't speak those languages

[severe pelican]

channels and roles

[severe pelican]

i do, expect for czech and french

but not that great

[silk parcel]

Oh, okay.

[candid moth]

@tired scaffold yo

[severe pelican]

Lot of low ranks joining.

Ain’t it @silk parcel ?

[silk parcel]

Indeed. Watch them all apply to become moderator and somehow pass the application

[pliant herald]

It is truly fascinating seeing newbies!

[severe pelican]

like slime, or smile

who joined and applied

somehow became mod

he was BUTTERFLY!

he is not in servrr

[silk parcel]

You've got to be kidding me

[pliant herald]

I haveth a chance to be a mod too? Interesting

[severe pelican]

sure

if you fail trial phrase

you will be demoted

[frank pecan]

Literally me

[silk parcel]

Only if you fail? I thought it was going to be an every mod for themselves top 5 best win. That's easy!

[severe pelican]

u did?

[pliant herald]

HAHAHAH, Hilarious! Truly humorous!

[silk parcel]

If I get into trial mod I will pass easily

[severe pelican]

your trial phrase can be extended like clayfish

under specific circumstances

[silk parcel]

What's the minimum for trial phase? What's the BARE minimum

[severe pelican]

it takes 2 or 3 month to be fully moderator

[silk parcel]

Minimum better put clothes on before he gets sent to jail for public indecency

[severe pelican]

ask bagguto or pelly

[pliant herald]

How to apply?

[severe pelican]

#🏅server-news

good luck

[astral inlet]

I Simulated Every Holiday as A Country and 4th of July won Every Time. I even nerfed them too

[silk parcel]

🫡

[silk parcel]

Are you more likely to become mod if you are active?

[severe pelican]

yup

and they are required to you be active

[silk parcel]

Oh, I'm relatively active.

[astral inlet]

Sorry I’m new here but what lvl until I can post images to the #🐻worldbox-memes

[silk parcel]

10

[severe pelican]

i would love to apply but i dont have time for it

i got decent prior moderation experience honestly

[astral inlet]

I fell for it….

[inland viper]

searched this anime after seeing the intro and realized the intro spent 99% of the budget

wasted 2 hours watching garbage

intro slaps though

[astral inlet]

I made a blue lemon person immortal and then just kept erasing the world 30 times giggling my ass off until they died

[severe pelican]

Its cold out here in everest

[inland viper]

this is not #🌋worldbox-chat

[inland viper]

yo sick

you got the everest map

[silk parcel]

We are NOT giving you your stars.

[astral inlet]

Yo sorry gng going to #🌋worldbox-chat

[severe pelican]

not everest, just mountain that go through

[inland viper]

yea bro we dont even know what worldbox is here

[severe pelican]

part of my highway to stuggard village

and taiga village

[inland viper]

https://klipy.com/gifs/circle-20

number of worldbox players in general

[severe pelican]

It’s 0.0(0)1

Only helpers included

[severe pelican]

About lads who born in 2012?

[silk parcel]

What

[severe pelican]

if someone born in 2012

will he becoome unc?

[silk parcel]

Warning: This is heavily out of context. I just find it funny.

[severe pelican]

Reply is only context saving bro honestly

cut it and he’s racist

[silk parcel]

Has to keep it

[severe pelican]

[silk parcel]

This one you can't sace

Save*

[severe pelican]

Yes we all
do

[stoic solar]

Purple wizard

Strange

[silk parcel]

I know, usually I'm poop rak

Rank*

[stoic solar]

Maybe for you plebs

[severe pelican]

@stoic solar join my server

[stoic solar]

I've never made a mistake

[severe pelican]

let settle in camp

i made

@stoic solar come on

[covert zenith]

can't wait to watch the pope talk about shit

[astral inlet]

Hey guys

[silk parcel]

Hello, lowrank.

[astral inlet]

Anddd I’m going back to #🌋worldbox-chat where I can eat the organs of @vague crest

[fallow bloom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268779150790099015/1269505056462340179/speed.gif

[silk parcel]

Demon goes back to hell:
Animal goes back to zoo:

[astral inlet]

@vague crest goes back to #🌋worldbox-chat:
@astral inlet goes back to #🌋worldbox-chat :

[kindred forge]

i think dudes a cannibalist i just cant prove it.

[pliant herald]

That was easy

[astral inlet]

Shakespeare??

[kindred forge]

he pulled a Jesus

[pliant herald]

Hello! How wonderful am I to meet someone like you homer J Simpson!

[silk parcel]

POV: Being a foreign non English speaker and being forced to go to #✈international-chat because there is no dedicated channel for your language: https://tenor.com/view/are-you-ready-dr-facilier-gif-17263154240560718946

[kindred forge]

cant relate

[fallow crown]

first bite: oh my god second bite: oh hi god

[reef crown]

Bing bong 17

Bing bong 18

[kindred forge]

bing bong 0

[rough moat]

https://tenor.com/view/abysmal-dogshit-absolute-cinema-a-guy-gif-7719966734167801090

Chat rn

[finite verge]

all your fault

[rough moat]

Nuh uh

[keen dagger]

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Me: hi
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣like and subscribe for more 🤣🤣🤣😹🇮🇷🦽

[halcyon spoke]

WHOOOOOOO HAS A MATH CLASS OVER THE SEA

T E R R Y B E N E D I C T

SOMETHING ELSE I DINT KNOW THE SONG

T E R R Y B E N E D I C T

@rough moat automoderator:

[rough moat]

Huh

[halcyon spoke]

#🛡public-moderation-logs automoderator:

[glad pine]

-# user did not match server conditions

[halcyon spoke]

Oh the name was a slur probably

[glad pine]

[rough moat]

Apparently i was saying this guys name but i was misspelling it and themafix warned me for bypass

The thing is

I ddint know i was misspelling ut

[glad pine]

[halcyon spoke]

How the hell do you misspell tiffany ti a slur

[rough moat]

I actually thought thats how it was spelt

[halcyon spoke]

That’s impressive

[rough moat]

Who tf is tiffany

[pliant herald]

I have but now finished mine application for moderation pray wish me fortune!

[glad pine]

@halcyon spoke if you really wanna know go to DMs.

[rough moat]

What was Tiffany tryna say

[glad pine]

Tuff shit.

[kindred forge]

someone should give me custom species ideas for a four planet world

[rough moat]

Lul

[halcyon spoke]

Space wolves that are strong in battle
Lion knights with a strong culture
Demon sorcerers
Black chickens (so they look like ravens) that are stealthy as fuck

[pliant herald]

Just finished the moderation application, wish me luck! I pray wish me fortune!

[halcyon spoke]

No this isnt a rip off of 4 leigons in 40k anyone who says otherwise will be executed

[finite verge]

the game doesnt have lions

[halcyon spoke]

It has cats

Close enough

[finite verge]

true

stop being right

[kindred forge]

i’ll definitely considers those ideas, i was thinking something more scientific though, i love realism 😂

[past coral]

https://tenor.com/view/artemis-uncanny-easy-orion-moon-gif-27130754

orioning it to the moon

[finite verge]

i will not play worldbox until we get a cultivation way mod back

[halcyon spoke]

They landing there or nah?

[severe pelican]

I can smell slurs from it

[finite verge]

cultivation way was the best mod in worldbox history

next to collectionmod

or was it

collectionbox

[pliant herald]

What the devil?!! How art thou going to the moon without years of experience? Art thou Einstein?

[glad pine]

👁️👃 👁️

[severe pelican]

Its cold out here 🥶

[finite verge]

sometimes i’d like to think the moon would be a pretty lady and then i realize its just a fucking rock and i snap out of truecel psychosis

[glad pine]

Get leather.

[severe pelican]

i got leather boots

[halcyon spoke]

That is a depressing food supply

1 bale

[severe pelican]

funnily enough, food supply for buried

by snow

[pliant herald]

Is Germany invading Russia?

[halcyon spoke]

You should place a haybale under the campfire

[severe pelican]

no

[halcyon spoke]

Makes the smoke go higher

[lunar surge]

https://youtu.be/2Ug-ByIn3Bw?si=gA_FZfNwgTB1XNP3

[severe pelican]

lag will spike

[severe pelican]

Mt. Everest hybird but named after my name

[halcyon spoke]

I just added the wendigoon video about it to watch later

[finite verge]

genuinely some shit you’d find in a backwater village in yakutia

[tidal glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-miku-hatsune-hatsune-hatsune-miku-cat-gif-1269099052422844460

[past coral]

No. No. No.

[finite verge]

selling 5 sardines and a bear femur

[past coral]

Fly by

[halcyon spoke]

Sad

Well i gtg now

[finite verge]

no?

no you don’t

[halcyon spoke]

Yes i need to revise the math quiz

[kindred forge]

i agree with kiryu

[halcyon spoke]

Its 2% of my grade

[finite verge]

look at him trying to be studious

[pliant herald]

Oh dear, is thou a mikucat? I wouldst be surprised if it is! How hilarious!

[kindred forge]

doesn’t sound like a need to me

[halcyon spoke]

I will NOT lose grades before the final so i can fuck up then and not tank my GPA

[halcyon spoke]

I MUST do it

[kindred forge]

lol school isnt that important, my friend. im a drop out forensic scientist

[past coral]

algebra or pre calculus?

[pliant herald]

Just a 2 percent, why do thou care?

[finite verge]

yeah buddy sure riddle me this

whats 11x12

[kindred forge]

math

[halcyon spoke]

Also there are more letters than fucking numbers

[halcyon spoke]

Pre cal

[halcyon spoke]

If you drop 5% you lose a grade

[deft olive]

wtf is happening in #📂clans-list

[finite verge]

i literally learned this shit in freshman year

[pliant herald]

I showed it to Einstein, he had a stroke

[finite verge]

i just cant remember how to do the formula

[tidal glacier]

welcome to high-level Math

[halcyon spoke]

…

I am in the first year

[past coral]

"high level" 😭😭😭

[tidal glacier]

or Grade 5 math if you are East Asian

[finite verge]

of highschool?

[unborn sphinx]

Limits are cool

[halcyon spoke]

No of uni

[finite verge]

no no you’re too old

oh

[unborn sphinx]

WHAT

[halcyon spoke]

NO

THEY ARE NOT

FUCK LIMITS THEY SUCK

[severe pelican]

Different angles. Named is joelix (joey+khalix), honoring khalix

[unborn sphinx]

How will you survive integration

[kindred forge]

what profession?

[halcyon spoke]

Luckily thats a next year me problem

[finite verge]

its ironic because my name is also joey

[halcyon spoke]

I get to choose next year based on the gpa

[finite verge]

well

shortened

[tidal glacier]

derivatives my beloved

[past coral]

Contour integration the best

[halcyon spoke]

Bro leaked coords

[kindred forge]

well i mean what are you studying for; your career goal

[unborn sphinx]

Derivatives are fun

[finite verge]

man i remember when i was a chud playing minecraft in the 6th grade

on fucking tlauncher

[halcyon spoke]

Nothing i get to choose next year👽 they got me taking chem, language and fitness and math