🌎general

[fallen sierra]

Bye

[livid wasp]

I don’t disagree with you but your reasoning is kind of meh because it’s been used to justify executions for a lot of small crimes

[tidal glacier]

I think you'd get what kind of aggrevated crime he did if I say it is not murder

enough about death sentence, let's talk about something more interesting

[halcyon spoke]

OHHHHHHHH i get it now

[hazy needle]

You can commit aggravated theft

[tidal glacier]

@halcyon spoke do y'all ever have some sort of serial killer

[tidal glacier]

the other one

[halcyon spoke]

Not that i know of but there was a serial kidnapper in dammam semi-recently

[dusk jacinth]

@halcyon spoke @tidal glacier hi

[halcyon spoke]

Oh she was executed

[fallen sierra]

Who

[fallen sierra]

Skillerz

[cold rose]

Minecraft

[earnest cradle]

elaborate

[halcyon spoke]

The dammam kidnapper

[fallen sierra]

Your craft?

No

[cold rose]

No

[fallen sierra]

It's OUR craft

[cold rose]

Thatd be mycraft

[halcyon spoke]

Woman (saudi) with a man (yemeni) kidnapped 3 infant sfrom a hospital and also practiced witch craft

[versed vigil]

Woman Saudi

[fallen sierra]

Uhm

[cold rose]

What

[halcyon spoke]

@tidal glacier i have a bbc article if you want to read it (but you gotta translate it)

[tidal glacier]

oh... Oh God

are the infants okay

[halcyon spoke]

I did not read that far

[fallen sierra]

Why tf would they kidnap infants 😭

They didn't do shit 😭

[earnest cradle]

@iron sparrow the lore doc is gonna go very slowly since we can only really work on it during weekends because timezones and school hours suck

but i can start sending snippets of it

[halcyon zenith]

If I had a dollar

For everytime a indie show creator was harrased

[tawny knot]

Hate people that use claude for world building

[halcyon zenith]

I'd be able to make the iron man suit

[tawny knot]

pissed me off.

[halcyon spoke]

No… she raised them for 20 years…

[halcyon zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-meme-new-element-vanos-work-gif-18146432774659198030

[tidal glacier]

oh

a suprise adoption

doesn't sound too bad then

[halcyon zenith]

Did did.

Did they ever....

[halcyon spoke]

The execution seems a tad more fitting now

[earnest cradle]

a buddy of mine had a friend that asked them to assist them in writing

[halcyon zenith]

Eat chocolate

[tidal glacier]

witchcraft...

they will use the infants.

[halcyon spoke]

I have no idea

[earnest cradle]

the

splendid human being

sent nothing but ai slop

[halcyon zenith]

What you mean

[earnest cradle]

so my friend tore him a new asshole

[halcyon zenith]

I didn't even say chocolate yet

[halcyon spoke]

I have no more info

So its a safe bet to say no idea

[halcyon zenith]

Sad

[livid wasp]

I think AI that makes art and anything photographic shouldn’t be allowed

[halcyon spoke]

That seems rather gutteral

[halcyon zenith]

Not having chocolate would be sad

[tidal glacier]

@halcyon spoke so there's this Catholic Priest in the Philippines back in the 1800s

[livid wasp]

WHO IS MPREGGING ME

[earnest cradle]

i agree though

[halcyon zenith]

What year was this

2006

[tidal glacier]

one day, his mother was dying, so he made a deal with a witch

[earnest cradle]

yeah no we strapped him to an altar and sacrificed him to baal shortly before disemboweling him

he deserved it

[halcyon zenith]

Gng I just want aliens to abduct my ahh

[hazy needle]

Generative AI lowk sucks

[halcyon zenith]

Earth sucks

[hazy needle]

AI has its uses

[halcyon zenith]

Being a penguin is cool and all

[earnest cradle]

ring a ding ding

machine learning

[tidal glacier]

his mother could be kept alive, forever if he wants to

in exchange, he must provide entrails to the witch which she forces the aforementioned mother to consume

[halcyon spoke]

He would be executed for that here

[halcyon zenith]

As I AM superior to humans

[amber depot]

Art is not a use for a machine

[halcyon zenith]

But it's all the same

[earnest cradle]

you might want to reconsider your words

[hazy needle]

Vro is about to hit us with the AM hate rant

[earnest cradle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_art

[halcyon spoke]

That seems rather dumb she will die of sepsis

[halcyon zenith]

I had a server talk about ai art vs human art

And ai art was more liked

[tidal glacier]

regardless, he killed 57 people for the next 10 years

[amber depot]

A machine should not be the one to do all the work

[earnest cradle]

poor wording but i agree

[hazy needle]

Do yall use caps lock or shift when doing caps?

[halcyon spoke]

Wait his mother stayed alive for 10 years while dying and eating entrails?

[amber depot]

Depends

[halcyon zenith]

It's just implemented for me

[earnest cradle]

????

[amber depot]

Shift is it's just the first one

ALL CAPS WHEN I NEED ALL CAPS

[halcyon spoke]

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTIJG

[hazy needle]

Like, do you double tap caps lock to capitalise one letter or just use shift

[amber depot]

aaaahhh

[halcyon zenith]

I don't even use shift and word on keyboard

[halcyon spoke]

Aight gtg fr this time

[halcyon zenith]

If I want to speak in caps I just press all caps

[amber depot]

BYE

[earnest cradle]

Capitalizing Words Is Stupid It Takes Too Much Time

[halcyon zenith]

Fr

[hazy needle]

Divorced beheaded and died

[halcyon zenith]

So is .

[livid wasp]

Sometimes shift instinctively but usually caps lock

[hazy needle]

Divorced beheaded survived

[earnest cradle]

would you guys rather behead bob or eat a hamburger

[tidal glacier]

no idea, but one thing is for sure is that he was executed once the Spanish found out

there is a movie about him called Mallari

[hazy needle]

https://youtu.be/XvSzA22NXm0?si=Etbgc0FDCjkzP1ff

[earnest cradle]

chat real question

[iron sparrow]

same

[hazy needle]

Horrible histories lowk fell off after I left the UK

is it a sign?

[earnest cradle]

would you rather eat a delicious meal

[fallen sierra]

@livid wasp

[earnest cradle]

or get hit with a freight train

and lose your ability to walk

[iron sparrow]

@hazy needle after you called me a loser, something sparked in me gng

[livid wasp]

🤑 🤑

[iron sparrow]

It might be gluttony because my fatass cant stop cooking

[fallen sierra]

How's my new pfp

[hazy needle]

😮 bullying works guys

[iron sparrow]

so real

[livid wasp]

reminds me of when i went to a frozen tundra to bench press 405

[fallen sierra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/833043483451195403/025a08afe25c5d7d30e4f85b00a6740f.webp?size=2048

[livid wasp]

back in my prime

[hazy needle]

This so I could sue

[iron sparrow]

I will blame you if I switch my course to becoming a chef

[strange sail]

@tidal glacier when do you get a fursona

[hazy needle]

And make so much cash

[hazy needle]

I am your old bald guy from whiplash

[livid wasp]

DO NOY MPREG ME YOU KNOW IM RIGHT

[earnest cradle]

you're not getting shit from the railroad companyt bro

[hazy needle]

Yes I am I cant walk

[fallen sierra]

😂

[iron sparrow]

you're gonna be the mfer in my flashbacks whenever i'm in a tricky situation

[amber depot]

I am hungry as hell

[earnest cradle]

can we crucify jungle

[fallen sierra]

Blyat

[tidal glacier]

now

[earnest cradle]

asillyjester

whatever their name is

[amber depot]

sure why not

[strange sail]

Omg peak

[hazy needle]

Do it and ill sue

[fallen sierra]

Kurry

Holy

[earnest cradle]

crucifixion doesnt use nails it uses rope

you wont get injured so you cant sue

[halcyon zenith]

How much of thw server of the server are freddys

[hazy needle]

Yes I can

Distress and unlawfully holding me against my will

[tidal glacier]

@strange sail omg I found you on Youtube!

[livid wasp]

If I ever get warned in a server for saying “Canadians aren’t real” I ain’t talking in that server again

[halcyon zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/springtrap-sturdy-gif-5598742388546306018

[hazy needle]

Becoming a lawyer is lowk fire i can just be really annoying to people trying to be funny

I can become a redditor!

[earnest cradle]

canadians are real
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revenant

[livid wasp]

False

Fake news

[halcyon zenith]

Being a lawyer is all fun in games

[earnest cradle]

reddit or!

[halcyon zenith]

Until I just have to

[hazy needle]

Real

[earnest cradle]

my sister was a lawyer

she got dragged to hell by satan himself

for being a lawyer

[halcyon zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsukaisen-retrial-gif-5462736760420847458

[hazy needle]

Ehhh it happens

[hazy needle]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-memes-oh-my-god-gif-867178068401775273

[earnest cradle]

nah im just kidding she got drafted but still

getting drafted to the brazilian military is still just

getting sent to hell

[halcyon zenith]

I then kill almost the whole court room

[tidal glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/oshi-no-ko-hoshino-ai-gif-13837299823430760638

[hazy needle]

JJK lowk the worst thing to ever happen to me

[tidal glacier]

look at her go

[halcyon zenith]

Because I got a little angy

[earnest cradle]

it looks edible

[hazy needle]

I tell people im in law school and I just get called higuruma

[iron sparrow]

@tidal glacier Hey lowkey, could your school help me with my research?

[tidal glacier]

depends, what is it

[iron sparrow]

i need participants for my survey questionnaire

[earnest cradle]

JJK lowk the worst thing to ever happen to me

[tidal glacier]

I could grab a few of my homies

[iron sparrow]

also don't worry, I'm not gonna ask your names

its just about AI and coding

[hazy needle]

Now thats just hating to hate

[tidal glacier]

can I see

[earnest cradle]

jjk sucks im not sorry

[hazy needle]

What do you dislike

[earnest cradle]

the plot

[halcyon zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/corealty-fish-trash-can-gif-3206261750464953625

[vale prairie]

Jjk is just mid besides animation

[earnest cradle]

and the stupid fucking fanbase

[hazy needle]

There are 100% reasons to hate JJK

[hazy needle]

Honestly true

[halcyon zenith]

Ok I can agree

[hazy needle]

Its just kinda

[earnest cradle]

its just yet another cookie cutter shounen

[halcyon zenith]

But jjk itself

[earnest cradle]

theres no reason something so

bland

[halcyon zenith]

It's..

[earnest cradle]

should be so popular

[hazy needle]

'Villain! Time to pull out some bs shit to body you but with really cool animation'

[halcyon zenith]

It's....

[tidal glacier]

why are y'all on quantitative research

BORING!!

Lemme see the questionairre first

[earnest cradle]

exactly its just one large pissing competition

[earnest cradle]

coupled with a shitty fanbase

[vale prairie]

They put a lot into the animation budget

[halcyon zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-panda-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-1206829322030625047

[iron sparrow]

kinda like this

[earnest cradle]

that amplifies

said pissing competition

[hazy needle]

I lowk just dont touch the fanbase

[tidal glacier]

aight good enough

send me the stuff in dms

[hazy needle]

I like Season 3 so far

Best actual plot

[halcyon zenith]

I lowk

Don't see why people hate jkk besides the dumb fanbase

[earnest cradle]

jkk

[tiny meadow]

its because you're weak minded and a fool.

[earnest cradle]

ju kutsu kaisen

[halcyon zenith]

But I don't really fuh with erm jojo bizzare adventures

[hazy needle]

The plot is repetitive and is just a 'i one up you'

[vale prairie]

I just think it's ok

[earnest cradle]

hello kitty pfp please lower your voice

[tiny meadow]

im sorry

[hazy needle]

Nvm blocked

[vale prairie]

Not rly much to REALLY hate

[earnest cradle]

im joking

[halcyon zenith]

I have never seen anyone one up each other

[earnest cradle]

eye is a fat fuck though

soooo

[halcyon zenith]

BESIDES GOJO SATURO OF COURSE

[tiny meadow]

asillyjester is my only ally in a world filled with evil

[tidal glacier]

I see fight between Sukuna and Mahoraga in my feed one day

I think it's kinda peak

[iron sparrow]

This research presentation is so fucked dawg

[tidal glacier]

not even a single color

[hazy needle]

The mahito fight is LITERALLY just 'im beating you' 'hello im todo' 'oh no now I lose'

[iron sparrow]

teacher said no design\

[next dove]

~monke

[tidal glacier]

sira ulo ba siya

[earnest cradle]

use those crappy slideshow templates to make your presentation look as bland and soulless as possible

[halcyon zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-shenanigans-discord-role-color-role-cyan-role-gif-12040807578794117788

[vale prairie]

"Through heaven and earth, I alone am the glazed one"

[tiny meadow]

tiktok is such a terrible thing to happen

[tidal glacier]

I forgot 70% of highschool teachers want students to act professional already

[iron sparrow]

yeah

[halcyon zenith]

I mean

It's todo

[livid wasp]

Who the fuck sent this shit

[halcyon zenith]

With a 120% win rate

[hazy needle]

Lowk todo is the only character I fw in jjk

And hig because lowk look at him

[tidal glacier]

here in college, the professors couldn't give a damn about what you do in the presentation as long as it is interesting

[hazy needle]

^

[halcyon zenith]

Also tbh

EVERYONE

Yes

EVERYONE

[iron sparrow]

the goat, Higuruma

[earnest cradle]

of course most people only like the character meant to be likable its the pattern with shitty shows

[halcyon zenith]

Is losing to a todo yuji duo

[vale prairie]

Do you dislike bizarre

[tidal glacier]

I could send an example, but I would get demoted for nsfw

[fallen sierra]

Hi

[halcyon zenith]

I wouldn't say dislike

[livid wasp]

“This shit won’t fly in college”

[halcyon zenith]

Just not really

[hazy needle]

Every character is 'meant to be likeable'

[halcyon zenith]

In tune with it

[hazy needle]

Todo is a stalker who betrays his clan for the fun of it

[earnest cradle]

the shit in college

[livid wasp]

I extremely dislike you making this

[halcyon zenith]

I wouldn't say it's trash

[iron sparrow]

remember, he can adapt to any and all phenomena

[hazy needle]

Hes a shitty person overall but lowk he just styles on them

[iron sparrow]

INCLUDING THE LAW

[hazy needle]

JJK is the new Max0r fanbase

[halcyon zenith]

Now

[hazy needle]

They have 3 jokes

[halcyon zenith]

GEGE

WHEN I FIND YOUR AH

[earnest cradle]

honestly people shouldnt take my opinions on jjk seriously since i hate literally everything but like

be real

[halcyon zenith]

IM GOING TO SMITW YOU

[earnest cradle]

this shit sucks

[tidal glacier]

okay it took me 2 minutes of scrolling to find something that would not get me demoted

[vale prairie]

What does that mean...

[halcyon zenith]

Listen it's just not

Cool

[hazy needle]

JJS is also the only good thing to come from JJK

[tidal glacier]

but we made a presentation where our research revolves around methampethamines

[livid wasp]

Honestly I feel bad for high school teachers but at the same time some of them were complete assholes

[halcyon zenith]

Do not sleep on lobotomy kaisen

[earnest cradle]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[halcyon zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/lobotomy-kaisen-jjk-gojo-vibrating-rose-toy-gif-5951453778085315150

[tidal glacier]

Jujutsu Saiken?

[iron sparrow]

fuck it, i'm gonna make a romance anime and make it end in tragedy

[vale prairie]

A lot of the anime is abt being cool

[hazy needle]

Jujutsu Shenanigans on roblox

[stable current]

It smell like hella weed out today

[iron sparrow]

and then call it "Romeo and Juliet"

[halcyon zenith]

Jujutsu shenanigans

Roblox basically

[tiny meadow]

terrible game holy shit

dont mention that in here

[livid wasp]

Some teachers just shouldn’t have ever chose that profession

[heady hedge]

Little glonk

[halcyon zenith]

I genuinely like it ngl

[hazy needle]

We hating to hate atp

[heady hedge]

@tiny meadow eye

[earnest cradle]

all writers should strive to make their audience angry

[tiny meadow]

tbf you're just a terrible person

[earnest cradle]

or miserable

[halcyon zenith]

Pretty fun and is building my coding skills

Wow

[tiny meadow]

@heady hedge glonk(smaller)

[iron sparrow]

no, i'm just like that

[vale prairie]

Does the love interest die in the end

[halcyon zenith]

You're a meanie

[tiny meadow]

how do you like jjs but not jjk

what

[iron sparrow]

no, they both commit suicide

[heady hedge]

Is that guy boredering you

[hazy needle]

Danganronpa reference!!!

[heady hedge]

Ehats jjs and jjk

[earnest cradle]

we're still friends but you're on a really short leash

[halcyon zenith]

@tidal glacier she's hating on my opinion and now I'm sad 🙁

[heady hedge]

Infact

[vale prairie]

Honestly that could be framed as poetically beatiful depending on the context

[earnest cradle]

for mentioning danganronpa

[tiny meadow]

i need a hit on @hazy needle for being a danganronpa fan and @halcyon zenith for his evil

[iron sparrow]

EYE IS A SHE???

[hazy needle]

When did I say I like danganronpa

I name dropped it

[heady hedge]

Give me a location

[halcyon zenith]

Idk

[heady hedge]

Ill be there

[tidal glacier]

Sheye

[iron sparrow]

SHY

HOLY SHIT

[halcyon zenith]

Idk

IDK

[livid wasp]

This is groundbreaking news

[iron sparrow]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[earnest cradle]

you dont want this smoke buddy.....

[livid wasp]

I would have never thought of this

[halcyon zenith]

IDK

YK WHAT

[hazy needle]

Someone give me an album btw

[heady hedge]

@earnest cradle you are getting it as well

[earnest cradle]

go listen to gawk

[iron sparrow]

chromakopia

[hazy needle]

Listened to it

[halcyon zenith]

IM DOXXING YALL RN

[heady hedge]

@hazy needle you are getting ot

[hazy needle]

Wtf is gawk

[iron sparrow]

Flower Boy

[earnest cradle]

the album alien blues is from

[halcyon zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-world-globe-mapping-details-gif-3270140137824791678

[heady hedge]

@halcyon zenith and you are getting it

[earnest cradle]

the rest of the songs go hard

within it

[hazy needle]

Thats a threat

[halcyon zenith]

THIS WHERE YALL LIVE

[heady hedge]

Its is

[hazy needle]

Lowk pull up

[iron sparrow]

@hazy needle DO IGOR

[winged hamlet]

False

[iron sparrow]

OR DON'T TAP ON GLASS

[heady hedge]

I only pull down

Cuz im all the way up

[hazy needle]

Thats public indecency

[earnest cradle]

"dont tap on glass" 🥀

[hazy needle]

Also going in the lawsuit

[halcyon zenith]

Don't knock on wood 🎋

[dusk jacinth]

Hello chattaronians

[heady hedge]

Im underage

[iron sparrow]

a singular reaction, and i'm lowky buying one of his albums

[heady hedge]

LETS GOOO HE SAID IT

[hazy needle]

So?

[halcyon zenith]

.

[hazy needle]

You think i wont sue a kid?

[heady hedge]

Cant put a kid to court

[hazy needle]

Yes you can

[halcyon zenith]

You're harassing a child

[heady hedge]

Fucking sick bastered

[earnest cradle]

is this just a picture of bob irl

[heady hedge]

He is

[hazy needle]

Im a lawyer

Fish found in water

[halcyon zenith]

Oh ok then

Nvm

All in the clear

[heady hedge]

WHAT STAND UP FOR THE KID

[halcyon zenith]

Ew no

[heady hedge]

U know what

[halcyon zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/jkscott-greenbaypackers-punter-punt-packers-gif-18933224

[heady hedge]

Im dateing both your moms now

[hazy needle]

The only person standing up for you is your lawyer when they present your bum ass evidence of innocence to the court

[earnest cradle]

children dont deserve human rights who the fuck put them out of the damn mines

[heady hedge]

I was lying

Men aint underahe

[halcyon zenith]

I'm the judge

[heady hedge]

Im old enough to date your moms

And im doing that

[halcyon zenith]

What has glonk been accused of

[heady hedge]

Im dateing them alot

[earnest cradle]

anywho can i be the prosecutor

[hazy needle]

Lying about your age

[halcyon zenith]

oh

That's a huge crime

[heady hedge]

FUCK

wait

[hazy needle]

Threats against my life, distress, slander of character, lying about identity

[heady hedge]

How am i lying

[earnest cradle]

ACTUALLY

[heady hedge]

You dont know hold old i am

[earnest cradle]

YOUR HONOR

[hazy needle]

Mods fucking kill him

[earnest cradle]

LITTLE GLONK

[livid wasp]

-lives in the suburbs

[earnest cradle]

DID NOT DO ANY OF THIS

[halcyon zenith]

Hmm

[earnest cradle]

MY CLIENT

IS INNOCENT

YOUR HONOR

[halcyon zenith]

I can see your glonks lawyer

[hazy needle]

https://tenor.com/view/hiromi-higuruma-higuruma-hiromi-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-13753476697863297278

[earnest cradle]

YOU WASNT EVEN THERE

[heady hedge]

LETS GOOOO

[hazy needle]

No thats wrong!

[heady hedge]

MY LAWYER IS THE GOAT

fuck em up lawyer

[earnest cradle]

SHUT UP YOU WERENT EVEN THERE

https://klipy.com/gifs/3d-saul-saul-goodman-1

[hazy needle]

Jokes on you

[halcyon zenith]

Glonk can we bring some "evidence"

[hazy needle]

I was there

[heady hedge]

lets gooo he is the goat

[earnest cradle]

no you werent

stop perjuring yourself

[heady hedge]

Do u have ehidence

[hazy needle]

Im the victim of course I was there

[pine star]

hello

[nocturne steeple]

I have returned

[earnest cradle]

ok but can you prove it

[vale prairie]

~ask what would happen in the year 2026

[somber veldt]

I cannot predict future events with certainty. The year 2026 will likely bring a continuation of current trends in technology, global affairs, and culture, along with unforeseen developments.
-# AI can make mistakes, please verify the information provided.

[halcyon zenith]

Glonk is sentenced

[earnest cradle]

NO

[frigid atlas]

What is the difference between noodles and spagetti

[hazy needle]

He confessed to threatening me and he threatened me by name

[earnest cradle]

I OBJECT

[halcyon zenith]

To community services

[livid wasp]

So nothing ever happens

[heady hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/middle-finger-taunt-tongue-out-hahahaha-gif-6425527710053337122

@hazy needle you are so getting it

[halcyon zenith]

IN A OFFICE JOB

[earnest cradle]

YOUR HONOR

I OBJECT

TO THIS

[halcyon zenith]

Now bye

[frigid atlas]

Overruled

[earnest cradle]

fuh.

[hazy needle]

THATS NOT HOW OBJECTIONS WORK

[vale prairie]

Mostly shapes

[earnest cradle]

YES IT IS

[frigid atlas]

They're the same shape

[earnest cradle]

THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT

[hazy needle]

When im lowk in court and the other lawyer just starts using buzzwords

[earnest cradle]

THIS IS TORTURE

I WONT STAND FOR IT

[heady hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/middle-finger-taunt-tongue-out-hahahaha-gif-6425527710053337122

[earnest cradle]

I WONT STAND

FOR THIS

[heady hedge]

Fuck the victim

[hazy needle]

Vro you got sentenced

[heady hedge]

Im winning

what

WHAT

i got sentenced

It happend so fast

[earnest cradle]

your honor can i do a counter lawsuit

[vale prairie]

I forgor spaghetti isn't a classification for Italian noodles as a whole

[earnest cradle]

against jungle gap

[hazy needle]

This would be a retrial not a lawsuit

[earnest cradle]

right

your honor can i do a retrial

[heady hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/court-leap-court-room-jump-attack-gif-17768758501529871397

[livid wasp]

Fuck no

[hazy needle]

Did you pass the BAR?

[earnest cradle]

this did not prove ANYTHING

ABOUT MY CLIENT

JUNGLE IS

[hazy needle]

Are you legally allowed to be a lawyer???

[earnest cradle]

LYING

I CAN PROVE IT

[vale prairie]

But the biggest diff for me is texture and what dishes their in

[heady hedge]

@earnest cradle i got the jurdge

[earnest cradle]

yes

[heady hedge]

He is getting it

[earnest cradle]

i got my license from glorpus university

in 1910

[earnest cradle]

ok bro...

[heady hedge]

Real

I was there

Best lawyer ever

[earnest cradle]

this is a

really prestigious academy

mind you

[hazy needle]

The bar was updated in the late 1900s

[heady hedge]

@earnest cradle you are the goat

I do won

I so won

[hazy needle]

If you didnt retake it

[earnest cradle]

lies

[heady hedge]

Im a free man

[hazy needle]

You legally cant be a lawyer

Glonk your lawyer aint even a lawyer

[earnest cradle]

i literally did bro trust me

[heady hedge]

@hazy needle im gonna drive you over when we get out

And thats a threat

[earnest cradle]

YOUR HONOR

JUNGLE

[heady hedge]

Take me to court

[earnest cradle]

IS TRYING TO OBSTRUCT

THIS COURT

[hazy needle]

Hasn't even left the courtroom

[heady hedge]

They aint gonan do shit

[earnest cradle]

BY BRINGING UP

[heady hedge]

Thats why i day when we het out

[earnest cradle]

FULLY IRRELEVANT INFORMATION

I AM

VERY MUCH A LAWYER

[hazy needle]

The idea of someone getting off of a case and then immediately threatening someone again

Is really funny

[fossil wolf]

@earnest cradle do you want invited to the pig pen

[heady hedge]

okay lawyer qustion what colour tie does a lawyer have

[earnest cradle]

sure

[hazy needle]

Depends

[earnest cradle]

horrific necktie from disco elysium

[hazy needle]

You can wear whatever to court

[heady hedge]

WRONG

[hazy needle]

Not wrong

[heady hedge]

DEFEND GOT BLUE

AND ATTACK IS RED

VERY SIMPEL

[hazy needle]

This is not tf2

[halcyon spoke]

Lies i went in swimming trunks and sandals and got held in contempt

[heady hedge]

everybody knows

[livid wasp]

I disagree

[heady hedge]

Thats like lawyer 101

U aint a lawyer

[dreamy bane]

Daily reminder to always

[halcyon spoke]

No its ace attorney

[heady hedge]

@earnest cradle lock the fake lawyer up

[vapid coral]

OBJECTION!

[heady hedge]

How could u not notice

[hazy needle]

Who is this

[halcyon spoke]

Fucking night lord

[heady hedge]

He is not a real laywee

[earnest cradle]

yessir

[heady hedge]

Mu man quincy

[hazy needle]

https://tenor.com/view/danganronpa-no-thats-wrong-makoto-naegi-gif-26672582

[heady hedge]

He the goat

[earnest cradle]

jungle literally perjured themselves

several times

[heady hedge]

@vapid coral flipping goat

[hazy needle]

Huh

Do you know what perjury is 😭

[vapid coral]

your honour, my man lil glonk could not have committed the crime because atoms cant touch eachother, therefore, he never touched the murder weapon

[earnest cradle]

actually no im illiterate

[hazy needle]

This is actual buzzword hell

[hazy needle]

This isnt even about murder

[heady hedge]

LETS GO

[hazy needle]

You are defending him for a crime hes not being charged for

[heady hedge]

Its ginna be

Very soon

When i get yo ass

[vapid coral]

no u

[hazy needle]

This is a confession

You are confessing to wanting to kill me

[heady hedge]

Its a promise

[hazy needle]

Yeah and a promise is a confession

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-memes-oh-my-god-gif-867178068401775273

[vapid coral]

your honour, lil glonk promised therefore he is a good person who lives up to his promises

[heady hedge]

Rice kebab bowl

[earnest cradle]

YOUR HONOR

MY CLIENT SWEARS ON EYEQU

THAT HE DID NOT DO

IT

[hazy needle]

Your honor (no U btw), this video here shows little glonk lying

[heady hedge]

How can a guy who eats a salat rice bowl be lying

[hazy needle]

And it shows him breaking a pinky promise

[earnest cradle]

i swear on jungle's soul that my client did NOT do it

[heady hedge]

Phototshoped

Its fake

Tell him lawyer

[hazy needle]

0 proof

[heady hedge]

Thats chatgpt

[vapid coral]

your honour i think this is AI-generated evidence

[heady hedge]

AI

Its ai

[earnest cradle]

^^

JUNGLE DID NOT DIE

THEREFORE

MY CLIENT DID NOT DO IT

[hazy needle]

Also can you get your client to shut up lowk hes literally just incriminating himself

[earnest cradle]

YOUR HONOR

[heady hedge]

OU

OI

[hazy needle]

On jungles soup you said btw

And my soup literally exploded

[heady hedge]

Lawyee fuck that low level lawyer up

[earnest cradle]

no it did not

[heady hedge]

He is a fake lawyer

I, little glonk, confess to killing that man

How is that fun

[livid wasp]

I am Saul Goodman

Literally the best lawyer you can find

[heady hedge]

Saul

I need you

[hazy needle]

Your honor

[heady hedge]

What man

[hazy needle]

He literally did it

[tranquil loom]

[heady hedge]

Gonna be reql guys

[vapid coral]

your honour this is obviously aislop, my client would never do this

[hazy needle]

He literally did

[heady hedge]

@livid wasp GET IN HERE SAUL

DEFEND MY ASS

[hazy needle]

Your honor check his chat logs

[livid wasp]

I will

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-better-call-saul-saul-goodman3d-meme-breaking-bad-gif-24027228

It is I

Bob Goodman

[heady hedge]

@livid wasp @vapid coral @earnest cradle lawyer team attack this guy

[livid wasp]

i am an attorney for @heady hedge

[heady hedge]

Heck yeah

[hazy needle]

Saul Goodman wasnt even a good lawyer btw

[heady hedge]

Team of lawyers

[earnest cradle]

yessir

[livid wasp]

I disagree

[hazy needle]

The best thing he did was confess and the judge went easy on him

[livid wasp]

He was the best lawyer

[frigid atlas]

Literally god of lawyering

[heady hedge]

Agree

[vapid coral]

your honour if my client was a liar, why are his pants not on fire?

[heady hedge]

Ooooh

[flat sequoia]

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[livid wasp]

Exactly

[hazy needle]

Saul Goodmans track record includes him never getting anyone out of prison btw

[earnest cradle]

YOUR HONOR THE PROSECUTOR IS A POOPYPANTS

[hazy needle]

Thats contempt of court

[earnest cradle]

its not a lie if its true

[heady hedge]

I agree

He is

@hazy needle this guy poops his pants

[hazy needle]

Insults are infact contempt of court

[earnest cradle]

your honor does the prosecution swear on eyequ that little glonk did do it

[heady hedge]

Key of pants pooping

[vapid coral]

your honour, are we seriously going to take a prosecutor seriously who poops his pants? i rest my case

[livid wasp]

It is not an insult if his pants are actually pooping

[heady hedge]

😭

[hazy needle]

Still an insult

[heady hedge]

I love this

[amber depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1429310949407592529/1477451183319679046/cooltext503336543231608.gif

[hazy needle]

If I say little glonk is stupid and keeps confessing to crimes

[livid wasp]

“Poopypants” merely means that his pants are filled with shit, your honor

[hazy needle]

Its still gonna be contempt of court even though its true

[livid wasp]

Stupid is different because there is no way of defining stupid other than an insult

But poopypants means

[earnest cradle]

your honor the prosecutor is lying

[livid wasp]

Pants are full of shit

[earnest cradle]

the evidence is fake

the glonk accusations are fake

[hazy needle]

Name calling is an insult

[earnest cradle]

we have

justice

we have the best justice

no one does justice better than we do

🟠

[hazy needle]

This is the kind of arguments I want to see when I open this server

[livid wasp]

How is it name calling to say someone’s pants are poopy?

[hazy needle]

None of this political shit

I wanna see

Uh

How do you describe this

[earnest cradle]

literally just did a trump impression btw

[earnest cradle]

tomshittery

[hazy needle]

^ this

[hazy needle]

Yeah but its funny so

[amber depot]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-taskmaster-anthony-masters-anthony-masters-gif-13751318446382702595

[hazy needle]

If politics are funny I lowk fw it

[amber depot]

I have beef with some lawyers

[tall shore]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jjk-season-3-stress-exhausted-gif-15677899247582517579

Some lawyers low-key suck ngl

[hazy needle]

Dont steal my shit

[livid wasp]

Little glonk did not murder that man

[earnest cradle]

PHOTOSOHP

PHOTOSHOP

YOUR HONOR

PHOTOSHOP

[livid wasp]

What if we was forced to say this

[tall shore]

Those who are defending the most blatantly evil people in the world

[amber depot]

Overruled

[hazy needle]

Why would he be forced to say this

[tall shore]

I'm literally him btw, just need to finish my law degree

[earnest cradle]

your honor jungle gap's cronies forced my client to say this

[hazy needle]

There is no 'what ifs' in a courtroom

[livid wasp]

Someone may want to frame him for a crime they did

[hazy needle]

Shit same queen

[amber depot]

I see

[earnest cradle]

the libertarians are coercing the noble man that is little glonk

[amber depot]

I sentence @hazy needle to 5 minutes in the time out corner

[earnest cradle]

into incriminating himself

[hazy needle]

Im doing my BAR in july

[livid wasp]

That’s it

[amber depot]

to bad

[livid wasp]

I’m tired of this courtroom

Bob Goodman out

[hazy needle]

I lowk might actually become a lawyer 💔

[livid wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/3d-saul-saul-goodman-adamghik-gif-23876766

[amber depot]

😔 don't

[tall shore]

Btw I'm getting mine from roblox

Much easier

[hazy needle]

When I become a lawyer but lowk start hitting people with 'sir he lowk didnt do it'

[livid wasp]

Wait were you interviewed by that guy too

Don’t tell me I know who the fuck you’re talking about

[hazy needle]

Are we ong or /j here 😭

[tall shore]

The Mitthicodriq is the powerhouse of the cell

Lowk the only thing I learned from school

[amber depot]

nah lawyers 9 times out of 10 are evil

[livid wasp]

there was a assistant district attorney who actually interviewed me on Roblox to be a “Roblox lawyer”

I passed

🤑

deadass

[tall shore]

They only care about their streak lmao

[hazy needle]

Theres no way this is real

😭

[tall shore]

Don't matter that I'm defending the literal devil himself

I gonna continue my streak

[livid wasp]

It’s not official ofc but it’s funny as hell

that I’ve actually experienced ts

[gaunt stump]

Boring ass day

[amber depot]

they are just horrible

[hazy needle]

Lmfao

[hazy needle]

Its just our job

😭

We arent allowed to put our morals before defending someone

[tidal glacier]

defense is defense

[amber depot]

nah there are only 3 good lawyers and 2 are not real

[tidal glacier]

@hazy needle wait are y'all allowed to decline?

[hazy needle]

Private law firms yes, public solicitor/public defender no

[tall shore]

Evil clients pay big btw

[hazy needle]

^

Like a fucking lot

[tidal glacier]

well yes, that's given

[heady hedge]

Did i win the case

[tall shore]

You're getting life without parole

[hazy needle]

No you confessed to a crime you werent even accused of

[heady hedge]

Fuck

[tidal glacier]

yes

you get a pencil case

[solemn steeple]

Hey so what if I run over your mother and you are called to defend me

[hazy needle]

You got 3 life sentences and 200 years

[solemn steeple]

What happens

[amber depot]

nah your sentence is
60,000 years in the cursed crystal

[hazy needle]

By contract id have to

[heady hedge]

😔

[amber depot]

https://tenor.com/view/order-in-the-court-shauntay-henderson-aaryn-jayden-american-gangster-trap-queens-gavel-gif-25580950

[solemn steeple]

Interesting

[heady hedge]

It keeps getting wores

[hazy needle]

You could shoot me and I might have to defend you if I was a public attorney

[tidal glacier]

"your honor, the pedestrian was a fat fuck"

[hazy needle]

Contempt of court instantly 😭

Court speedrun

[solemn steeple]

This is why I only freelance atm

[dusk jacinth]

@solemn steeple @tidal glacier hi

[solemn steeple]

Shut

[dusk jacinth]

?

[tidal glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/kusuriya-no-hitorigoto-maomao-the-apothecary-diaries-anime-cat-gif-10580476962977553678

[tidal glacier]

I defend peoplew

through physical violence

[solemn steeple]

My friend got a new gun... AND HES INVITING ME TO COME TEST IT????? Heh, sorry guys, got a little excited... senpai is just too kind...

[hazy needle]

Oh i think im the first ever chinese leader

[hazy needle]

Actually im not sure if this would be the case

[solemn steeple]

Konnichiwhatsup

[hazy needle]

I might be dismissed because I would have swayed views

[solemn steeple]

Probably what's gonna end up happening

Its a rifle though

So

[dusk jacinth]

Sniped

[amber depot]

why did you make me read this with my 2 own eyes?

[solemn steeple]

@hazy needle can you defend me if I shoot someone :3

[tall shore]

When is Trump coming to fortnite

[hazy needle]

If you told me that you shot someone

I would just say no

😭

[tall shore]

Depends on who you shot

[dusk jacinth]

He already is

[hazy needle]

Unless you put like

2 fuck loads on my desk

I am not even TRYING that

[solemn steeple]

Well its an Alec Baldwin, the gun shot on its own

[unique parrot]

I am now convinced

[solemn steeple]

Duhhh

[tidal glacier]

@hazy needle can you defend me

[unique parrot]

Ifl is actually Viper's alt

[hazy needle]

What happened

[tidal glacier]

secret :3

but can you defend me tho

[hazy needle]

I need to know what you're accused of

[dusk jacinth]

Beto is Skillerz Alt

[tall shore]

@solemn steeple you know shore right? I think I know you but at the same time I don't, have you had a Swedish girl pfp

[amber depot]

You killed a man didn't you

[tidal glacier]

stealing money

[solemn steeple]

This one?

[hazy needle]

How much?

[amber depot]

https://tenor.com/view/judge-ace-attorney-ace-attorney-aa-gif-2687377729828245947

Court is in session

[tidal glacier]

no biggie

[hazy needle]

How much

[tidal glacier]

about 60,000,000 pesos

[unique parrot]

30k

https://tenor.com/view/endfield-perlica-arknights-arknights-endfield-anime-gif-15301971829194876258

[tall shore]

No not that one, that's just Hannah owo

[solemn steeple]

Oh im chef if that helps

[hazy needle]

Dont contact me i dont wanna be affiliated

[tidal glacier]

@tall shore you, can you defend me

[tall shore]

Are you Swedish?

[pallid epoch]

Ok send info

[solemn steeple]

Yeah

[hazy needle]

Lock of evilness you arent entirely through lawschool yet

[tall shore]

Buh

[hazy needle]

Dont pick up that phone

[tall shore]

Ohh you're her

[tidal glacier]

I do not mean defending in court, I mean defending in gunfights, there will be multiple men

[tall shore]

I remember you now

[solemn steeple]

Indeed I am :3

[tall shore]

Yes 100%

[unique parrot]

Solution: bring a tank

[tall shore]

Especially if you paid me 2000 petot

[tidal glacier]

I spent all of the 60 million pesos already

[tall shore]

I'd die for you

[tidal glacier]

I need gambling funds for my gacha

[tall shore]

@uncut raptor can your wife help us

[solemn steeple]

Ten years in dagestan

[hazy needle]

How

[tall shore]

Hey that's my line!

[uncut raptor]

She's asleep.

[unique parrot]

Are you talking about M4A3E2 or M4A3E8

[uncut raptor]

dude the E2 is my ex

[tall shore]

Eepy tank

[solemn steeple]

:3333

No

[tidal glacier]

gacha games!

[hazy needle]

When im sitting in the court room and my client does NOT shut up and starts insulting the judge so I lowk just shut up and let him dig his own grave

[pallid epoch]

Your honor shut the fuck up you wasn't even there

[hazy needle]

Thats the point of court

[amber depot]

ok rude

[pallid epoch]

🤓

[hazy needle]

You bring evidence to give proof of innocence or guilt to people who werent there

[tall shore]

Look up "Dagestan" I sent it the most out of everybody else

And you, I guess...

[hazy needle]

Nvm keep mouthing off to the judge

[tidal glacier]

@pallid epoch you are charged for creasing @tall shore's Air Jordans

how do you plead

[solemn steeple]

Im just cooler

[pallid epoch]

Guilty and proud

[amber depot]

DEATh

[tall shore]

Since when did I have Air Jordans

Air LeBron better

LEBROONN!!

[hazy needle]

Vros getting executed 😭

[tidal glacier]

good news and bad news

bad news is that you get a life sentence

[amber depot]

No they get death

[tidal glacier]

good news is that this sentence will expire later after lunch break

[amber depot]

I am the judge

[tall shore]

Good news is that you're a baby, @pallid epoch you get 2 months in prison

[tall shore]

Good sentence

[pallid epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-steam-happy-emoji-emote-gif-9683020358594499717

[tidal glacier]

TSE LINTIK

[pallid epoch]

Am I getting banned for the duration of the sentence

[solemn steeple]

HARD AS FUCK

[tidal glacier]

no, you're getting subjected to femur breaking

[fallen sierra]

Is that Elon musk

[hazy needle]

Kirby do you fuck with Horrible Histories?

[tidal glacier]

holy shit it is Elon Musk

[tidal glacier]

No!

[solemn steeple]

I think its Yi Long Ma

[tidal glacier]

no idea who they are

[amber depot]

https://tenor.com/view/femur-breaker-heart-locket-gif-2517467858507021613

[pallid epoch]

But how will I play terraria then

[hazy needle]

Oh

[fallen sierra]

https://media.tenor.com/nEGsONaqcOMAAAAM/yi-long-ma-hi-everyone.gif

[tidal glacier]

you're playing geometry dash

[pallid epoch]

[hazy needle]

I sentence you to playing 1 geometry dash level thats only ball gameplay for 3 months straight

[tall shore]

Elon Musk: China can't copy Tesla!
China:

[solemn steeple]

This guy gets it

[pallid epoch]

Ball isn't so bad

[hazy needle]

Ball is the worst mode 😭

[pallid epoch]

No

[hazy needle]

Fym no

[pallid epoch]

The newest one I forgot its name

That's the worst one

[tall shore]

That one is annoying asf

Makes me wanna puke

Ball but flying

[pallid epoch]

See someone gets it

[hazy needle]

Oh swing

[pallid epoch]

Yeah that mf

[hazy needle]

You now have to play one swing level for 6 months straight

[tall shore]

But do you guys remember the robot (or rocket, idk)

[pallid epoch]

Nuh uh

[hazy needle]

Robot was so bland

Same with ufo

[pallid epoch]

Robot is also pretty annoying but nothing compared to swing

[tall shore]

Wait UFO

What UFO?

[pallid epoch]

Ufo is cool

It's like cube but in the air

[hazy needle]

Air cube

Just bland

[tall shore]

All Geometry Dash players forgets that the Robot mode exists

[tall shore]

Ahh yes I'm stupid

It's like swing

[hazy needle]

Im wave carried

[tall shore]

Mediocre

[fallen sierra]

Hmmm

[pallid epoch]

Spider is also cool

[fallen sierra]

https://media.tenor.com/gG9j8l23KwMAAAAM/eww-a-spider.gif

[tall shore]

The best game mode is not playing geometry dash

Shit just gives you anger issues

[pallid epoch]

Play terraria instead

[tidal glacier]

swing

and it's dogshit

[hazy needle]

Terraria is kinda bland

It got old

[tall shore]

Don't play a hellishly difficult game, okay another hellishly difficult game

[unreal geode]

Jojo no kimi wa shibal

[tall shore]

I'm gonna swing hands

[fiery solstice]

@tidal glacier hiiii

[hazy needle]

Terraria isnt hellishly difficult??

[unreal geode]

yo whats with the key and locks btw

[pallid epoch]

But i like revengeance mode 😔

[hazy needle]

It lowk just doesn't explain anything

[tidal glacier]

haii

hruu

[unreal geode]

a

[pallid epoch]

My first 2 full playthroughs were without any tutorial or help

[fiery solstice]

Im fine, wby?

[pallid epoch]

And no Wiki

[tall shore]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-gif-3613293371727723981

[pallid epoch]

You can do it, the guide npc is your friend

[hazy needle]

Wowza you are really cool

Anyway

[tall shore]

You're just bad

[hazy needle]

The game still doesnt explain anything and thats the only difficulty of the game

[tall shore]

I got to plantera without knowing the wiki exists

[pallid epoch]

The bosses are pretty difficult unless you play on classic but that's on you

[tall shore]

Nor youtube

[hazy needle]

• generic bullet hell
• 'difficult'

[plain mantle]

2026 is the worst year of all time

[hazy needle]

These new gens should play touhou

🥱

(I havent played a touhou game)

[pallid epoch]

Terraria isn't bullet hell though

[hazy needle]

The bosses are bullet hell adjacent

[pallid epoch]

Not really

[tall shore]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-internetpoop-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-17247949415495645106

What did you say

[plain mantle]

i cant TAKE it ANYMORE bro

[hazy needle]

Yes really 😭