🍻weekend-hangout

[clear crag]

Did yall go to the patch notes?

yes

[clear pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-so-you-have-chosen-death-chosen-death-lord-of-the-rings-gif-15767548

[trim turtle]

There are still more mods on then average

[hidden cloak]

No but id rather all the idiots get banned with me

[clear crag]

Exactly

[hidden cloak]

yes lmao

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted Yessir#1662 for 10 minutes

[idle plank]

oh shit pleaase forgive me

[hidden cloak]

true

[clear crag]

the h

[gaunt fulcrum]

Can any mod or admin fix this? I can't do the command

[undone ginkgo]

Watch them say 0.18.0 got fried

[clear crag]

Wthhhh ☠️☠️☠️☠️

anyone can enter the this channel right?

[hidden cloak]

Theyll say 18 got baked

[clear crag]

who made this thing

this update gonna be 1.0 at this rate

[gaunt fulcrum]

Admins

[tardy prairie]

Do cf instead

[clear pulsar]

yeah but most rebrs are too dumb to figure out it exists

[gaunt fulcrum]

Or the bot developer

[clear crag]

I really want that the mobile version realesaes at the same time as the PC one

[gaunt fulcrum]

,CF?

[eager shoal]

No.

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh424019499-gif-25675566

maxim is here

[clear crag]

i mean you dont want them to know it exist

[tardy prairie]

Yes

[tropic dagger]

bruh

[clear crag]

maxim is online

[tropic dagger]

BRUH

[hidden cloak]

The two are watching

[clear pulsar]

yeah ofc not this chat is nice as it is

thanks to fuaka

[clear crag]

These are people with negative IQ tests

[slow elk]

They've already tried attacking, and failed

[hidden cloak]

The devs are literally laughing at the ordeal i bet

[latent raven]

Jesus Christ

[sour gulch]

Lol idk

[clear crag]

🐒

big brothers are watching

accurate af

[bleak marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-bulgarian-anime-gif-26003171

[clear crag]

What the actual fuck

[clear pulsar]

theyve got more chromosomes than IQ score

[clear crag]

holy shit its like my artwork

lmao

[bleak marlin]

Why is one of the reasons hammer and sickle deez nuts

[clear crag]

People with Down Syndrome are smarter than them

[trim turtle]

The fucking kids

[hidden cloak]

Who needs amusement parks when you have #🌎general

[knotty burrow]

🔇 Muted ! PlasticArt24093#7720 for 10 minutes

[bleak marlin]

Mods are fuckin tripping

[clear crag]

one plays roblox 💀

[trim turtle]

Hello good morning

[latent raven]

Hell nah roblox kids 💀

[eager shoal]

That's a rampage.

[bleak marlin]

Order 2 number nines 💀

[slow elk]

Ask them how many chromosomes they have and they're gonna say "more than you"

[clear crag]

Good morning Mr.Putin

[clear crag]

Lets try it

well hopefully it releases exactly 9 AM est

[clear pulsar]

facts

[zealous smelt]

"I will give u my liver if u release update" persons when maxim actually releases the update

[clear crag]

💀

or is today not actually the day the update releases?

[bleak marlin]

I’ll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty fives, one with cheese, and a large soda

[slow elk]

Update is on easter it's pretty obvious

[clear crag]

yea

[trim turtle]

Good morning I am butin

[clear crag]

Sorry Mr.Butin

[prisma epoch]

That's like a month away, that doesn't make sense;

[sour gulch]

I sent the worst gif to bot commands

[clear crag]

#general explained

[hidden cloak]

lmao

[undone ginkgo]

Nah dude man got up syndrome

[slow elk]

Well it's closer than october's national egg day

[clear crag]

damn those americans waking up and having a nice breakfast while the update drops

[low raptor]

How dare you

[zealous smelt]

People in #🌎general be like , they havent taken a shower in decades and same goes for going outside

[prisma epoch]

What country has a national egg day?

[zealous smelt]

The similarities are uncanny

[slow elk]

Idk somewhere does

[untold arrow]

What happend while i was gone

[clear crag]

its an international egg day

[zealous smelt]

And they are going to get set on fire lol

[clear crag]

\

[sour gulch]

It’s 5 am for me (i’m a Canadian )

[clear crag]

maxim and mastef troll

[clear crag]

General went apeshit, this is our safe space

[sour gulch]

Lots

[slow elk]

And easter is april 9th this year

[hidden cloak]

General is trying to cope with a troll

[clear crag]

how long did you sleep

[sour gulch]

0h

[clear crag]

OH GOD THEY DECREASED THE SLOWDOWN IN GENREAL TO 5 SECONDS

[sour gulch]

Like 2-3 mins

[clear pulsar]

time for more spam

[clear crag]

you poor sould

These are mentally disabled redditors which cant distinguish satire from seriousness

[clear crag]

Just like r/justneckbeardthings

Maxim is here

[sour gulch]

I did this to protect this chat

[hidden cloak]

THEY'RE PLANNING SOMETHING

[clear crag]

fr

[wintry creek]

General is just twitter

[sour gulch]

Everyone check for an update on apple play store or google play store

[clear crag]

maxmin is online

[prisma epoch]

Ok, ìt says its in June, that's a few months away I think, unless a bug was found that destroys the entire game then I feel like it should take that long, maybe but idk, I feel like maxim were just trolling, but they did reveal a surprise thing in the update so maybe that's why he did that?

[clear crag]

They are literally the equivalent of kpop stans

[heavy perch]

yup

[clear crag]

Why now?

[slow elk]

Easter is still closer

[sour gulch]

They were trolling

[clear crag]

hes prob gonna reveal that hes trolling

[sour gulch]

Just do it

[clear crag]

no update on steam

[sour gulch]

Just incase

[wispy monolith]

What happened to the update

[prisma epoch]

Yeah but that's still kinda far

[clear crag]

It was nothing

[sour gulch]

Fake cancelled

[grand junco]

I'm back.

[slow elk]

Not rly it's under a month now

[sour gulch]

Alright

[wispy monolith]

BRUH

[clear crag]

Istg how dumb are people to not see the satire

[sour gulch]

Welcome back

[clear crag]

i swear if they gonna wait for the goddamn americans to wake up

[clear crag]

it got "cancelled"

[prisma epoch]

Yeah

[sour gulch]

Everything gone batshit

[grand junco]

Did I miss anything?

[wispy monolith]

Why tho?

[clear crag]

Yeah general gone crazy, kids cant distinguish satire

[restive hornet]

the update is coming out today because question of the day called yesterday update eve

[sour gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/davy-gta-v-perfect-badass-gif-17595908

[grand junco]

So many possibly underage member's.

[sour gulch]

Devs trolling

[wintry creek]

Everyone saying amen in general

[clear crag]

The update got "cancelled"

[wispy monolith]

So the update is still far

[sour gulch]

No

[grand junco]

I saw.

[clear crag]

bro 💀

[prisma epoch]

Ye, still a few weeks, I don't think they would say the update is nearly finished and have it done in a month time, a month is alot even for the update

[wispy monolith]

When ?

[bleak marlin]

Rebrs gonna have a wild day with this gif

[prisma epoch]

Unless something just came up, which seems unlikely, but I couldn't prove that

[clear crag]

Cant wait for "where 0.16" after few hours

[sour gulch]

I assume today because of the thing Mastef told me

[wintry creek]

Me too

[wispy monolith]

Oooo I hope so

[clear crag]

Maxim is online again

[prisma epoch]

And now they have scrambled eggs and thunder

In their about mes

[clear crag]

And Mastef too

[south sinew]

fr

[clear crag]

im betting on today as release date

[grand junco]

They look like they value the update over everything else.

[slow elk]

could easily be caused, just a line of code written wrong but hard to spot or a compatibility issue could delay it

[clear crag]

Kids who lack creativity will do that, because they cant understand these mechanics

[clear crag]

one said they played worldbox on there amazon kindle 💀

[clear crag]

Holy fuck

[grand junco]

What does pandemonium mean?

[sour gulch]

Pandemonium, fucking chaos

[hidden cloak]

Yea the chaos was planned as fuck

[clear crag]

Dont you dare post it in general

[clear crag]

What does that mean?

[clear crag]

general is hell

[sour gulch]

Not planning

[tardy prairie]

Welp

[hidden cloak]

Its an ancient greek word for huge fucking chaos

[slow elk]

Knew it was planned, but still we gonna defend this place from it

[grand junco]

I don't think it's that harmless...

[sour gulch]

Chaotic as hell

[clear crag]

A low rank will post it

[clear crag]

Got it

Why is Hirohito in general?

[wintry creek]

Where did he say that?

[tardy prairie]

This was fun to watch

[sour gulch]

In my dms

[prisma epoch]

Yeah true, I guess we'll see then, but it will look really bad on them if that does happen, even if they can't control it and they need to do it, alot of people will still be angry

[slow elk]

all the dead leaders being revived rn

[prisma epoch]

I'm not agreeing with that though

[bleak marlin]

Helped a guy who is a banned Japanese emperor is challenging me to a fight

[clear crag]

But thats good does it mean that its not gonna realese today?

IS ANYONE INFECTED WITH THE REBR VIRUS

[grand junco]

How does he have a role then?

[clear crag]

Nope

[hidden cloak]

And yea he was right this IS pandemonium in the server

[sour gulch]

Most likely

[clear crag]

General was a cool place before the fucking egg spam

[clear crag]

Damn😔

[sour gulch]

Worst emote

[prisma epoch]

After the rebr invasion yesterday who knows

[clear crag]

Easter then I assume

[wintry creek]

🥚 just kidding

[sour gulch]

[zealous smelt]

Oh no they removed the 30 minutes slowmode in general

Now its 30 secobds

[clear crag]

i swear someone has the rebr virus in this channel

[sour gulch]

We could assume as such

[grand junco]

We need to make it 6 hour's.

[weary sparrow]

I miss when worldbox chat was kinda peaceful

[sour gulch]

Queen pfp

[trim turtle]

Non rank

Shush

[hidden cloak]

I miss when people here had brains

[prisma epoch]

Once this update comes out, after a few days if will probably be good

[hidden cloak]

And didn't take every word at face value

[gaunt fulcrum]

@prisma epoch 💕 🧚‍♂️Smile!! 🫶💕 Omg yellows my favourite color!!💞🌸🌷💐

[south sinew]

Same 😔

[sour gulch]

No one has ever had a brain here

[wintry creek]

I miss when worldbox community was peaceful

[hidden cloak]

Like damn someone just dont process anything they hear

[clear crag]

OH SHIT ITS AN INFECTED GET AWAY

[hidden cloak]

True...

[sour gulch]

I’ve been here since 2019 ☠️

[hidden cloak]

Poor soul

[grand junco]

I predict it will turn back normal when the update comes out.

[slow elk]

2021 you mean?

[heavy perch]

AYO WTF 💀

[sour gulch]

I have had 2 accounts lost

[trim turtle]

When you’ve been here longer then the owner

[sour gulch]

Lol

[slow elk]

Maxim joined 2018 though

[clear crag]

was this channel here before?

[tardy prairie]

Yes

[sour gulch]

Yeah

[clear crag]

did anyone get bitten by a rebr

[prisma epoch]

Yee

[weary sparrow]

That never goes well

[slow elk]

has been for ages

[tardy prairie]

Me

In #1084228093876650114

[clear crag]

Damn, I'm blind

[sour gulch]

Nope

[clear crag]

NOOOOO SHOOT HIM

[idle plank]

both of the devs are online

now

[gaunt fulcrum]

@prisma epoch the earth is full of beautiful and talented people 🧚‍♀️💗✨🌹🌸💐 WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM 🌺🌷🌻🌼🥀🌈🎀🏹

[sour gulch]

I’m German ☠️

[slow elk]

Well you're being executed for the safety of everyone else

[sour gulch]

Calm down Lanee

[hidden cloak]

screw off

[clear crag]

shoots

[heavy perch]

AH HELL NAH, ATTACK HIM

[wintry creek]

What is this?

[tardy prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-gun-pistol-vr-onward-gif-19459682

[gaunt fulcrum]

Sorry

[trim turtle]

The Germans are coming

[sour gulch]

No worries

[clear crag]

That doesnt mean something.
Lost hope

[bleak marlin]

Hide the polish quick

[clear crag]

HOW IS HE NOT DEAD YET SHOOTS EVEN MORE

[slow elk]

the polish or the polish

[sour gulch]

☠️

[weary sparrow]

Then you get the joke even better it's your country's history instead of just world history

[clear crag]

phew

[sour gulch]

Ong

[gaunt fulcrum]

@sour gulch can i send 1 more so i can leave happyly

[slow elk]

he means shoe polish

[trim turtle]

Let me call them

[gaunt fulcrum]

(pls)

[grand junco]

I'm moving to #🌟royal-tavern.

[prisma epoch]

Well sense you ask, there's a planet in a solar system far far away, maybe 237 light years or so? I forgot the planet because it'd a long time

[hidden cloak]

This update has this chaos as pretext so it has lore

[tardy prairie]

[sour gulch]

I’m Canadian but i have huge German and Scottish background

[inland basalt]

Yehey i'm free now

[sour gulch]

Sure

[clear crag]

So you're not German?

[wintry creek]

Im polish

[gaunt fulcrum]

@prisma epoch Believe in yourself 💕💕🌷🌷💐💐🌹🌹🧚‍♀️Because no one else does🧚‍♀️💕🌹🌷💐💐🧚‍♀️🌷

[hidden cloak]

Thats one hell of a mix damn

[tardy prairie]

This is more chaotic than the slavery update civil war in Reddit

[sour gulch]

Not born in Germany but German heritage

[clear crag]

OH GOD IS IT DEAD OH NO ITS STILL ALIVE

[sour gulch]

There’s a lot more

[trim turtle]

When you know your in gen Z

[slow elk]

What do you think of Prince Edward Island having province status

[digital falcon]

:D

[clear crag]

did any of you get bitten

[heavy perch]

AH HELL NAH WTF 💀

[sour gulch]

Pretty cool ngl

[prisma epoch]

There's alot of scottish ancestry in canada for obvious reasons, I think the most presences of scottish heritage is nova scotia or new found land maybe? but I could be wrong idk. Either way there's alot in canada

[tardy prairie]

True

But

[sour gulch]

Yeah

[slow elk]

what about New brunswick

[clear crag]

Hey your yt has some pretty dodgy stuff on it there

What's that short you uploaded?

[sour gulch]

I like New Brunswick

[clear crag]

My prediction Maxim and Mastef are online because they're writing the patch notes for 0.15.0

[weary sparrow]

Ya

[slow elk]

Nice you aren't real

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-tf-team-fortress-team-fortress2-walking-gif-21838048

[inland basalt]

I hope

[tardy prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fumo-seishin-ddlc-pogchamp-gif-18100769

[sour gulch]

I made the video on my phone 2 years ago

[clear crag]

HmmmMmmm

[clear crag]

Lets pray

[wintry creek]

No they are explaining why 0.18 is cancelled

[sour gulch]

Lol i love Canada except B.C

[clear crag]

JESUS THIS PLACE IS BEING INVADED

[hidden cloak]

Same

[slow elk]

what did british columbia do

[clear crag]

I THINK SOMEONE GOT BITTEN

[clear crag]

Hahah thats good

[weary sparrow]

Especially with such a tiny population

[clear crag]

back

[sour gulch]

Vancouver

[tardy prairie]

Bites*

[slow elk]

nah

[clear crag]

no update

They still believe in that easter bs lmao

[prisma epoch]

Yo, the president of dominica called, he says he wants his presidency back after you and a army of around 300 mercenaries took over his country!

[slow elk]

what happened there

[heavy perch]

idk

[clear crag]

THANK GOD I HAVE ANTIDOTE

[clear crag]

Why?

[sour gulch]

Existing lol

[clear crag]

SHOOTS EVEN MORE

[clear crag]

no update yet

on steam

[prisma epoch]

Ye, I'm pretty sure the name actually translates into new Scotland in latin

[clear crag]

Ah true

[sour gulch]

(Too expensive it rivals Toronto)

[clear crag]

im still refreshing from time to time

[tardy prairie]

#1084228093876650114 they are making some sort of egg reich

[hidden cloak]

It does

[prisma epoch]

For nova scotia not new brunswick

[hidden cloak]

da fuq

[clear crag]

Im tired of waiting

[slow elk]

what about winnipeg

[clear crag]

oh ffs

[sour gulch]

I’d love to go

[clear crag]

not dsmp larp and third reich larp combined

[digital falcon]

guys dont go to #1084228093876650114 its full of cringe

[clear crag]

i have an opinion changed fans suck ass

[weary sparrow]

So in north America you've got new England, British Columbia, and new Scotland all in the same continent how is it more British here then in Europe

[clear crag]

British Columbia is one of my dream holidays

I want to got here so much

[sour gulch]

Guys stay on high alert

I sense an attack

[zealous smelt]

Ok

[clear crag]

Okay

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/left4dead2-gif-26266087

us rn

[clear crag]

They have a county named after my town in America

[wintry creek]

Imma see whats happening on #🌎general

[heavy perch]

Alright

[prisma epoch]

Yup, I dont even know, I guess colonialism

[bleak marlin]

I am currently hitting the griddy for ukraine

[tardy prairie]

The lads in #🍻tavern are chilling

[grand junco]

A lot.

[clear crag]

they are radicalising themselves

[sour gulch]

☠️

[clear crag]

I have our ICBM's ready comrades

[tardy prairie]

Nuke general

[low raptor]

Any update about the update situation?

[slow elk]

Even Australia is more British because their Perth has more people than Scotland's

[low raptor]

Hehe update

[hidden cloak]

Egg space did a Germany 1930s moment

[clear crag]

Permisson?

[zealous smelt]

6 hours cooldown on general pleade

[clear crag]

I wanna add some gasoline to fire by telling them that they cancelled the update fr

[bleak marlin]

Vladimir putin, you better be scared

[sour gulch]

It’s not cancelled

[weary sparrow]

Ya the British really just were bad at naming so they just kept doing repeats

[hidden cloak]

Yes lmao

[wintry creek]

They still doing riots bc no update

[zealous smelt]

#1084228093876650114 is becoming german

[grand junco]

We need to delete that channel.

[sour gulch]

I plucked 2 people off in egg space

[heavy perch]

general and eggspace is going full of cringe, please do not go with general and eggspace 💀

[low raptor]

Then I shall sit patiently, and after I sit patiently I'll probably forget about it altogether

[hidden cloak]

Yes

[clear crag]

if this channel gets invaded go to the voice chats

we needa spam the polish flag in eggspace

its the only way

[grand junco]

This is the 2nd safest place in the whole server.

[clear crag]

egg pov:

open up the royal voice lounge for us if this channel gets invaded

[weary sparrow]

Where is first

[clear crag]

👽👽👽👽

[slow elk]

Nah we're staying in here

[heavy perch]

alright, so what is the 1st safest place in this server?

[slow elk]

The eggs will never breach our defences

[prisma epoch]

I searched it up just now and it says prince edward island has the most scottish descendents, but nova scotia is really up there I imagine

[tardy prairie]

No more coold down in general

[weary sparrow]

Ya

[tardy prairie]

Cool

[grand junco]

Royal tavern.
This: #🌟royal-tavern.

[slow elk]

"Newfoundland"

[clear crag]

We have something the eggs don't have
1984

[grand junco]

Unfortunately, Only member's above level 40 can access there.

I think.

[heavy perch]

Bruh, i need more levels, it says no access.

[tardy prairie]

And mee6 isn’t back yet t

[grand junco]

😔.

[clear crag]

i sense an attack

[digital falcon]

Shall we let the Flood consume our holy city? Turn High Charity into another of their wretched hives? No enemy has ever withstood our might. The Flood, too, shall fail.

[wispy monolith]

Lol

[clear crag]

I sense update

[tardy prairie]

Things are calming down

[hidden cloak]

Ok so

[wispy monolith]

Wait isn't that message was 5months ago

[clear crag]

they need to release the update or it goes insane

[prisma epoch]

I fear the 4chanization of the eggs space

[hidden cloak]

When should we expect the server to depression

[clear crag]

For real man

[weary sparrow]

They only joined Canada in 1941 to so they never got better from imperialism era

[clear crag]

yeah

[slow elk]

Where tf is Oldfoundland

[prisma epoch]

Maxim managed to create a whole faction and new channel by talking about a surprise feature and posting a egg

[clear crag]

If now in general they all crazy imagine of the update doesnt realease

im going to take a piss notify me what happened when i get back ok?

[weary sparrow]

Europe

[clear crag]

wuddahek is 4chanization

[tardy prairie]

Master mind troller

[prisma epoch]

Who's that?

[prisma epoch]

Fr

[tardy prairie]

He knows what will unfold

[clear crag]

Any news

[grand junco]

Seriously.

[wispy monolith]

THATS MY MEME

[clear crag]

general:

[sour gulch]

They are blocking members to joining in here

[grand junco]

Eggspace got even worse.

[clear crag]

when people in general discover #🍻weekend-hangout

[atomic river]

Thank u for letting me borrow it

[slow elk]

answer: hell

[clear crag]

I should've stayed and kept fighting. So many monkes died alr tho

[wispy monolith]

NO U HAVE TO PAY

[atomic river]

[wintry creek]

We cant let them here

[clear crag]

Maxim and Mastef still online they are preparing something i guess

[tardy prairie]

Why does it take them so long

[weary sparrow]

I hope

[clear crag]

they are preparing to start launching the update

[clear crag]

I'll monke spam the fuck out of any eggheads that hop in here

got my first warn lmao

[clear crag]

We hope that

worth it

no german will spit in my face

[tardy prairie]

What was it about

[clear crag]

back

[clear crag]

textwall (i posted a polish anti-german patriotic song)

what happened

[wintry creek]

Im on mobile so i think i will wait for the update 1 more day

[sour gulch]

I keep taking them out 1 by 1

[clear crag]

Nothing

[sour gulch]

So many..

[clear crag]

hm ok

[slow elk]

https://tenor.com/view/poland-gif-23540329

[clear crag]

so many what....

[tardy prairie]

Everyone gangsta till fukua goes to bed

[clear crag]

W based moderation

[wintry creek]

Dobrze

[atomic river]

Ban each one

[clear crag]

Aren't you german

[clear crag]

do i look like one

1 hour and 18 more minutes?

[weary sparrow]

Poland is buffing there military so Russia doesn't pull a Germany

[clear crag]

Yes

[clear crag]

?

[surreal vapor]

Ok this is my last server appearance before I come back on Friday

[clear crag]

wrong

omfg

[surreal vapor]

Cya’ll

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-cat-gif-22906544

[clear crag]

Your name has rightful German territory in it

[high abyss]

Good day gentlemen

[atomic river]

It'll be normal by then Hopefully

[hot heart]

Good day

[slow elk]

all the eggos are returning

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-oh-the-misery-everybody-wants-to-be-my-enemy-gif-25368312

[clear crag]

Good day fren

[atomic river]

Cya kebab

[surreal vapor]

Underlining Hopefully

[clear crag]

the eggos are hatching

[high abyss]

Oh thank goodness this chat is chill

[clear crag]

Jk lmao

[tardy prairie]

They could’ve easily lock down the server

[high abyss]

General and worldbox chat is insane

[tardy prairie]

[clear crag]

What do you mean by that?

[clear crag]

balls

[clear crag]

it hatched

[slow elk]

Germany should be Polish because Poland owned Prussia once (and does again) and Prussia created Germany

[sour gulch]

I picked 2 more off

[clear crag]

literally

Damn

they are discovering this channel slowly

oh no

[clear crag]

akshaully most of former prussia is russian now🤓

Oh no

[slow elk]

too slowly to make an effect

[clear crag]

GET IN THE ROYAL VC QUICK

[clear crag]

That sucks

[sour gulch]

Never

[clear crag]

still germany is polish vassal state

[clear crag]

Im not level 40😔

don't change my mind

[slow elk]

Kaliningrad isn't Russian it's Czech remember Kralovec

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-tf2-spinning-gif-21435245

[wintry creek]

Btw mastef likes dumplings

[clear crag]

true

[next storm]

wait

[hidden cloak]

this community makes my head hurt

[clear crag]

Mostly monke

[weary sparrow]

Now Russia's gonna pull a Soviet union plus prussia

[next storm]

the update STILL ISNT OUT

WHAT THE FUCK

[slow elk]

yep

[clear crag]

W soviet Prussia

[next storm]

wow

[bleak marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/caught-trolling-caught-trolling-discord-shitpost-gif-21452175

[clear crag]

They are preparing something

[clear crag]

just wait

[clear crag]

You caught the rebrona?

[slow elk]

Soviets are no

[clear crag]

germany > russia

[clear crag]

Yes

soviets = russians

[slow elk]

everything>russia

[clear crag]

Also yes

russians = muscovites

[weary sparrow]

Poland>Germany>Russia

[next storm]

the fuck m,an

[slow elk]

Poland once owned Moscow so Russia should be Polish

[next storm]

ugh

[slow elk]

ez

[next storm]

how long have they been like this

[clear crag]

W

[clear crag]

exactly

[weary sparrow]

British once owned whole world the whole world could be British

[sour gulch]

Banned one

[clear crag]

we literally could have owned eastern europe but our king didnt want to convert💀

i hate eggs

[atomic river]

Now do all

[slow elk]

sad day

[clear crag]

1/4 of the world🤓

[idle plank]

@sour gulch you shall go to sleep my conmrrade

[sour gulch]

Never

[clear crag]

Is eggspace still spammable

[slow elk]

Umm akshually it was 26% which is more than 1/4 🤓 🤓 🤓

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/worldbox-discord-gif-25357985

[clear crag]

was gonna get the swedish throne, refuses to convert to protestantism
was gonna get the russian throne, refuses to convert to orthodoxy

[weary sparrow]

The other 3/4 should be polish

[clear crag]

🤓

[clear crag]

true

[slow elk]

S A D

[tardy prairie]

But you’re a chicken

[clear crag]

@sour gulch can I still monke in eggspace

[weary sparrow]

The Texans would revolt though

[clear crag]

🐒

[slow elk]

nah it got 10 sec slowmode

[wintry creek]

Bro general will freak out

[clear crag]

lmfao

[idle plank]

yessir

[clear crag]

They cancelled 0.18

[clear crag]

Yee I meant moreover if I could still monke

[clear crag]

Yup they are planning something

[slow elk]

probably

[clear crag]

Oh hello blade man

[tardy prairie]

Because they are

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-no-image-perms-image-perms-image-perm-flex-gif-25321823

[atomic river]

@clear crag help me finish off Sweden

[slow elk]

It's literally obvious

[tardy prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-no-image-perms-image-perms-image-perm-flex-gif-25321823

[clear crag]

Cant eait until they cancel 0.19 and 0.20

[weary sparrow]

100% they probably had it ready a week ago

[clear crag]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/ku4vNAWmYN8YV1x0of9J0zfUt0_4aQmhmZNU2jfKX0s/https/media.tenor.com/YTmLoXp6gBIAAAPo/discord-no-image-perms.mp4

no updat

e

ok ima do something else

[bleak marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-no-image-perms-image-perms-image-perm-flex-gif-25321823

[hidden cloak]

They're messing with us

[sick lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-no-image-perms-image-perms-image-perm-flex-gif-25321823

[clear crag]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/ku4vNAWmYN8YV1x0of9J0zfUt0_4aQmhmZNU2jfKX0s/https/media.tenor.com/YTmLoXp6gBIAAAPo/discord-no-image-perms.mp4

[sick lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-no-image-perms-image-perms-image-perm-flex-gif-25321823

[wintry creek]

Waiting for the cancellation of 0.57

[tardy prairie]

Maxim and Mastef the master trollers

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/gacha-kid-every-repost-wario-slaps-a-gacha-kid-to-death-gacha-life-gif-19538987

https://tenor.com/view/wario-changed-puro-repost-death-gif-22842334

[tardy prairie]

They are laughing their ass off looking at the community they’ve awaken

[clear crag]

the amount of pings they must be having

[slow elk]

https://tenor.com/view/gacha-kid-every-repost-wario-slaps-a-gacha-kid-to-death-gacha-life-gif-19538987

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/wario-gacha-death-gacha-aids-gacha-cancer-gacha-cringe-gif-20012893

[knotty burrow]

⚠ Warned IlonAlt#3680

[tardy prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/wario-gacha-death-gacha-aids-gacha-cancer-gacha-cringe-gif-20012893

[bleak marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/wario-gacha-death-gacha-aids-gacha-cancer-gacha-cringe-gif-20012893

[sour gulch]

Stop

[weary sparrow]

Nooooooooo

[bleak marlin]

Ok

[hidden cloak]

Stop

[sour gulch]

This is our sanctuary

[clear crag]

The actual j

[sour gulch]

Not a shitpost

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/wario-changed-puro-repost-death-gif-22842334

[clear crag]

Captain based mod sir can I still monke in eggspace

[hidden cloak]

Dont ruin this channel too

[clear crag]

[latent raven]

The whole server is a shitpost

[wintry creek]

Do this on eggspace

[clear crag]

No way

[clear crag]

hm ok

[atomic river]

Fr

[clear crag]

Hello duck man

Theyre still online

[clear crag]

Olá

[idle plank]

ah shiet look at the patch note

[sour gulch]

Attack the egg space

[bleak marlin]

Its joeeph joestar

[clear crag]

I CAN MONKE STILL

[sour gulch]

Yes

[idle plank]

guys look at the patch note now

[clear crag]

Anyone that will stand with monke

Copy and paste monke wave

[clear crag]

We know

march 12th weekend invasion of eggspace?

So we can beat the cooldown

[atomic river]

@clear crag another map. I plan on joining Italy coalition soon

[clear crag]

the lag is unbelivable

scotland foreverrrrrr

[sour gulch]

Forever.

[weary sparrow]

I feel like i should become patriotic and support my country but no

[brave gazelle]

@sour gulch these first 2 roles havent slowmode?💀

[bleak marlin]

Scotland foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[sour gulch]

Nah

[sour gulch]

This chat is legit so chill

[tardy prairie]

My discord crashed lmaoaoooo

[clear crag]

im bored af what should i do with this oversimplified map of earth

[tardy prairie]

Make China bigger

[weary sparrow]

World war where a wheel decides what happens

[idle plank]

is the mee6 back?

[clear crag]

you know what

fine

[tardy prairie]

I.e getting all of their former Qing borders

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-tower-fortnite-pizza-tower-fake-peppino-gif-27553228

[bleak marlin]

Make new countries to piss off the fr*nch

[clear crag]

akshually good idea

[sour gulch]

Not yet

[clear crag]

i just have to

make like 3 wheels

[idle plank]

ah i se

[wintry creek]

Give texas independence

[clear crag]

that will take a while

[bleak marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-social-credit-score-meme-john-xina-gif-23649557

[weary sparrow]

I do it a lot it's fun but takes days

[brave gazelle]

Bomb usa

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-tower-fortnite-pizza-tower-fake-peppino-gif-27553228

[weary sparrow]

Just don't hit me

[tardy prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-xi-jinping-itsrucka-lets-drink-to-that-to-us-gif-23889087

[clear crag]

goober

[south sinew]

pizza tower

[sour gulch]

You guys should convince @nimble rose to pay me xp for holding this chat safe for 18 hours

[low raven]

pizza tower

[clear crag]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-tower-fortnite-pizza-tower-fake-peppino-gif-27553228

[sour gulch]

[clear crag]

so
1 wheel for countries
1 for what theyre gonna do
and an arrow to decide where

the goober

[sour gulch]

Spam this in egg chat

[tardy prairie]

Sounds fun

[tardy prairie]

On it

[clear crag]

i just have to

[tardy prairie]

[clear crag]

write down 150+ countries lmao

[weary sparrow]

What i do is a wheel with country's and another that says like invade make coalition etc and the spin both until only one country/coalition stands

[low raptor]

What the fuck

[tardy prairie]

[slow elk]

guys the update will be 23 december because sonic adventure released on that day and that was when dr eggman became dr eggman which is an egg reference (real)

[sour gulch]

I do that daily ☠️

[bleak marlin]

Omg its scotland

[sour gulch]

But it’s all 196

[weary sparrow]

You kind find lists online that you can copy/paste

[low raven]

it is me scotland

[tardy prairie]

Tf

[sour gulch]

Hero

[tardy prairie]

What are you working on

[clear crag]

nah its gonna be quick

[slow elk]

Sealand

ez

[clear crag]

i know all the countries from memory

[sour gulch]

I’m a geography nerd, i know it all by memory

[slow elk]

Now name every micronation

[low raven]

same

[clear crag]

well besides some carribean and pacific fucks

i searched fake peppino up in gifs and i got bts

[tardy prairie]

Hmm

[clear crag]

why

[slow elk]

Same

[clear crag]

including island nations?

i know all besides the island nations

🇵🇲

fuck them

[slow elk]

Not microstates, micronations

[sour gulch]

[weary sparrow]

I know most on a map like if i see it i can on a map no label i can get it but not just top of my head

[tardy prairie]

I remember some of them

[sour gulch]

My 2nd wind has legitimately fallen

[tardy prairie]

But I have trouble with Africa, pacific, Central America

[digital falcon]

We'd like to advise all surviving personnel once again: do not attempt to reach the exits. Either find a safe area or go into one of the many evacuation shelters inside the facility.

[sour gulch]

I’m soon gone

[tardy prairie]

And the Balkan’s too

I guess

[clear crag]

whar does that mean

[weary sparrow]

Africa being difficult is Europe's fault

[sour gulch]

I’m about to fall asleep

[clear crag]

hm ok

I FUCKING LOVE WORLDBUILDING ON WORLD ANVIL

[tardy prairie]

And central Asia’s border is

[clear crag]

I LOVE WORLDBUILDING ON WORLD ANVIL

YEEEEAAAAHHH

[tardy prairie]

Interesting

[clear crag]

FANTASY GEOGRAPHY THATS WHERE IT'S AT

Uh

[weary sparrow]

Ya

[clear crag]

i will unite the lesser antilles and they're gonna like it

Bro im losing my mind man

YOU GOTTA KNOW ALT HISTORY

ima go play worldbox ping me when something intresting happens

[weary sparrow]

It's the best

[clear crag]

YOU GOTTA KNOW FANTASY GEOGRAPHY

[sour gulch]

Seggs are banned guys

[clear crag]

i like alternate history

fantasy is fine

ALY HISTORY EYEEAAAAAHH

[tardy prairie]

Wha

[clear crag]

I wish I could post some of my stuff

but I can't

😢

[weary sparrow]

Everyone who plays worldbox does i think cause like make a earth map and alt history it

[tardy prairie]

Skin issue

[clear crag]

i learned all the countries i didnt know yet while making a worldbox map

[clear crag]

😭

It's great and everything but then you get into conlang 💀

[plain charm]

If you alter anything, it immediately becomes altered history.

[next storm]

yall think the update is actually gonna come out today

[weary sparrow]

I'm just a nerd and use my free time on setera filling in maps

[next storm]

i dont think so tbh

💀

[tardy prairie]

It’s fun

[clear crag]

Dont know

[tardy prairie]

But also painful

[next storm]

probably next week

[clear crag]

im just a nerd who draws maps sometimes and also does worldbox roleplays

[tardy prairie]

And you either abandon it or restart it all over cuz it doesn’t satisfy you

[weary sparrow]

It should since they have released something every 10 days and this would be 10 days

[clear crag]

if you want a fun kind of custom map maker for the web, try map charts

Map charts is pretty good

[clear crag]

Lets not lose hope

Okay I go walk dog now

then play sims 4

[clear crag]

It makes sense

[next storm]

i lost hope yesterday

[sour gulch]

I have 0 pings, it’s all safe

[weary sparrow]

Same Putin/ no no German Maustaste man die a lot

[slow elk]

I'm just a nerd who for some reasons knows more mesoamerican history than of my own country 💀

[clear crag]

Everyone had

[restive hornet]

This whole update wait is feeling like an eternal weekend 😍

[weary sparrow]

That is beautiful

[clear crag]

guess the timeline and the year

[next storm]

havent got it back

[eager shoal]

For how many hours are you awake?

[clear crag]

spanish artificial islands

[slow elk]

what

[clear crag]

i dont remember the last time i did a fantasy world on worldbox

[weary sparrow]

1925 and usa took over all of north America

[clear crag]

im too much of a nerd

[clear crag]

wrong

its 2013

[slow elk]

well either the Qing or ROC survived it

[clear crag]

cold war's gone very different

[sour gulch]

Ping me if anything goes bad here.

[slow elk]

h

[weary sparrow]

I was way off

[slow elk]

so the PRC fell with the USSR?

[weary sparrow]

Pls tell full history

[clear crag]

it is ROC

[clear crag]

fine

its uh

a very long story

[slow elk]

also wtf is hokkaido doing independent

[clear crag]

and it doesnt make sense in some places bc it was a roleplay

[clear crag]

ask the brits and the americans

they kind of had a crisis over that

so anyway

[slow elk]

what

[clear crag]

the point of divergence was 1946

the guy who was roleplaying as america was like

"invade mexico"

[weary sparrow]

As you do

[clear crag]

3 years later he had to withdraw💀

[slow elk]

my reaction

[slow elk]

wait W H A T

[clear crag]

the first major change came with china

[weary sparrow]

That's like a month war at most

[clear crag]

the chinese civil war went a bit worse for the communists in this timeline

[sour gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/coming-back-coming-back-come-back-the-rock-gif-13199027

[tardy prairie]

So mao got killed

[clear crag]

and so the soviets decided to intervene and send their troops in when ROC was about to break through

[tardy prairie]

Early on

[slow elk]

Wait a second

Israeli Sinai

[sour gulch]

I have returned to our sanctuary

[clear crag]

the soviets began turning the tide

[clear crag]

For a sec i thought that the update was came out💀

[tardy prairie]

Hmm

Wild

[clear crag]

the US player was going for an aggressive playthrough so he decided to sent his own troops in aswell

[rough dome]

Jesus 16+ Hours and chaos hasn't cease

[clear crag]

1 escalation later

[tardy prairie]

The wat continues

[slow elk]

paper:

[tardy prairie]

War

[clear crag]

soviets and americans are at war

luckily

[weary sparrow]

Oh no

[clear crag]

it only lasted a week

[sour gulch]

Yay

[tardy prairie]

Welcome new refugee

[clear crag]

a peace agreement was reached and it was a diplomatic embarrassment for the US

[slow elk]

where were you fighting

[rough dome]

Legit
my Document has reached
27 Pages

[tardy prairie]

I know

[clear crag]

Captain do you anything new about the update?

[rough dome]

27 Pages of recorded chaos in the last 16+ Hours

[clear crag]

they were forced to accept a coalition government in china AND had to abandon germany to the soviets

[sour gulch]

Not yet

[weary sparrow]

Damn

[clear crag]

Fucki# hell

nevertheless the cold war continued

Its not true

[tardy prairie]

[slow elk]

nah the devs are trolling

[clear crag]

the US made a series of diplomatic mistakes in the 50s

invading countries and stuff

proxy wars happened

They were just trolling

[tardy prairie]

So this is a Soviet victory Cold War

[clear crag]

tibet went anarchist (realistic i know)

[weary sparrow]

Should have just given Elvis the presidency at that point

[clear crag]

in the late 50s it actually looked like relations were improving

but cuba said no

[slow elk]

did einstein get israeli presidency

[clear crag]

at this point the US economy started to stagnate

[tardy prairie]

Soviet victory

[weary sparrow]

Cuban missile crisis type thing

[clear crag]

and so the brazil player decided to be the one who handled cuba

he almost caused a nuclear war

[weary sparrow]

Damn

[clear crag]

the soviets agreed to withdraw the missiles though

[tardy prairie]

Wtf is this timeline

[clear crag]

oh and communists won in greece

[tardy prairie]

Brazil replacing the us

[sour gulch]

Let’s talk about something else

[weary sparrow]

That's not good

[clear crag]

oh and spain fucking dominated europe economically

[slow elk]

fuck no

[clear crag]

looks pretty bad for the west doesnt it

dont worry

[slow elk]

excuse me WHAT

[weary sparrow]

THE SPANISH

[clear crag]

its gonna be even worse

[tardy prairie]

@clear crag what happened with indochina during it

[clear crag]

India just kind of took over the region

then had to fight like 10 different uprisings

[slow elk]

what ideology was india

[weary sparrow]

This feels like a chat gpt world battle before they patched it

[clear crag]

non aligned although more pro american than pro soviet

[slow elk]

finally a W

[tardy prairie]

Or became another Soviet republic

[clear crag]

so

the cold war continues

soviets try out some reforms

[slow elk]

I prefer timelines where native americans found iron

[clear crag]

namely by allowing czechoslovakia to liberalize in the 60s

[tardy prairie]

Kid name: smallpox

[sour gulch]

Let’s not

Just say egs

[clear crag]

but this will be reversed in the 70s and the soviet economy will start to decline

[tardy prairie]

Sounds too close to the n word eh?

[clear crag]

either way

[weary sparrow]

Finally

[clear crag]

the spain player did a lot of trolling

and i mean a lot

he exploited the foolishness of the french and italian players

[tardy prairie]

Players?

Wait

[clear crag]

and pretty much made them vassals

[tardy prairie]

Is this a mapwars

[slow elk]

nah it's why they never developed better technology which could have resisted colonists

[clear crag]

mapwars/roleplay thingy

[sour gulch]

Yeah

[tardy prairie]

Makes a lot more sense now

Us player in most games are always noobs

[clear crag]

the french player pretty much gave up

[tardy prairie]

[clear crag]

but the italian player

ohohohoho

[weary sparrow]

This is about to be good

[copper talon]

Ok so

[clear crag]

he trolled so hard he caused a nuclear war

[weary sparrow]

Damn ultimate troll face

[clear crag]

(he managed to seize spanish nukes stationed in his country and blew up madrid)

[copper talon]

My theory is definitely true, the devs haven't started on working on the update yet

[tardy prairie]

[clear crag]

too bad rome, milan and naples disappeared shortly

guys did anything intresting happen

[clear crag]

Proves man?

italy was then divided between its neighbours

[slow elk]

then the KMT would have been just as bad since the KMT didn't become democratic by then

[clear crag]

anyway the 70s start

proxy wars in the middle east

[weary sparrow]

The roman concrete though

[clear crag]

sudan doing stuff in africa

[copper talon]

They're cancelling the update as much as possible and they are getting mad at people talking in general, that's a very stupid excuse

[clear crag]

oh btw

Maxim is not online

[copper talon]

"Bad manners"

[clear crag]

the US player refused to give japan independence

[zealous smelt]

Maxim removed thing from bio

[clear crag]

so it just stayed under occupation

[clear crag]

They are just trolling

[sour gulch]

Understandably

[weary sparrow]

Ya makes sense USA holding a grudge

[clear crag]

What thats mean?

here comes the most absurd moment of the RP

[slow elk]

as a dantdm watcher for most of my life this is a sin

[clear crag]

the US player was in a silly goofy mood

so he was like

[sour gulch]

Lol

[zealous smelt]

Egg no longer here so something else gping to get added

[clear crag]

"i am going communist"

instant civil war

[zealous smelt]

Probably

[weary sparrow]

HUH

[copper talon]

They kept changing their bio and doing the 🥚 thing so It could get people hyped and the low ranks would join and be stupid and they found that as an excuse

[clear crag]

Update soon? Maybe

that civil war was eventually won by a republican-democrat coalition

[weary sparrow]

What are the lines

[clear crag]

lemme look for a screenshot

[weary sparrow]

Ok

[sour gulch]

This channel has won

[copper talon]

They could've just MUTED THE WHOLE GEN CHAT IF THEY FOUND IT ANNOYING

[zealous smelt]

Maxim is offline

[clear crag]

Something coming prob

oh yeah they also went monarchist for 3 seconds before switching to democratic again

[copper talon]

Shut up, the update ain't coming

[zealous smelt]

Yes its cancelled

[clear crag]

the commies were able to put up a fight as the soviets were a bit stronger in the 70s of this timeline

[copper talon]

Cuz they haven't started on working on it yet

[clear crag]

oh btw

EVEN WORSE NEWS

a schism occured in the west

so the US had pretty much no allies in europe

the only situation where they'd unite would be a soviet invasion

.

.

[clear crag]

So why they posted the articles if they arent working on the update?

[slow elk]

there goes 0.19

[weary sparrow]

Wow

[clear crag]

Patch logs must be fucking gigantic

[weary sparrow]

Just wow

[clear crag]

I think they may go to beta 0.20 because it a big update.

[zealous smelt]

Lol how would they post screenshots then ?

[copper talon]

They've worked a lil into it and then post some images looking like they're adding new stuff, yet they haven't finished anything yet

[clear crag]

yeah, and this is not even the bottom of the pit

O.20

it was a miracle that the US turned this around