#irl-gear

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acoustic harbor
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how many needles do you carry

worthy field
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doc i think my cock is bleeding can you please give it a kiss

hallow compass
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That's kinda expected

thorny ridge
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doc please let me rawdog someone before i die from my lungs collapsing

worthy field
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fr fr

coarse laurel
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depends on how much i can fit, besides 18g needles i carry saline locks and tubing, i have2 100 ml saline bags on my flat pack

hallow compass
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I'm not a doctor

worthy field
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doc do you carry hoes in your combat load

coarse laurel
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yes

worthy field
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just a crumb

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šŸ™

hallow compass
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I'm a scav

acoustic harbor
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Таига 1

coarse laurel
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im expected to carry someone in full kit their whole kit and their weapon

acoustic harbor
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gimme

thorny ridge
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you ever have to twerk while on the job??

worthy field
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yea if he was at ft sam

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def twerks

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let me see you jiggle

acoustic harbor
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how

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how much shekel

hallow compass
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Wood or plastic

worthy field
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about three fiddy

coarse laurel
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ive carried a fat fuck KATUSA soldier with his 249 for half a mile before, my back was shot after that

worthy field
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LOL wtf a fat korean

coarse laurel
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he was the chonkiest korean soldier ive ever met

worthy field
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thats crazy

acoustic harbor
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ah then a repro?

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GRU

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and VDV to my info

coarse laurel
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you guys familiar with the juggernaut phone cases?

acoustic harbor
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KGB direct action teams didn't

thorny ridge
coarse laurel
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i fuckin love mine

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ive had it for 3 years

acoustic harbor
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jealous

coarse laurel
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its beaten up but its still going

worthy field
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does anyone remember the ng detachment in ukraine and where they are from

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they were there before but i cannot remember

coarse laurel
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Florida

worthy field
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was it florida gaymers?

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yea

coarse laurel
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you can tell by the patch

worthy field
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i havent seen pics

coarse laurel
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gay lookin patch

worthy field
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lol

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have u seen the evac in donbas

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with the sirens

thorny ridge
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russia's claiming ukraine has bombed rostov

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lol

worthy field
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"nothingburger" monkaS

acoustic harbor
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bruj

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i can buy plates for a 6B5-15 for that price

hallow compass
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Where do they sell the actual Carrier

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I have only been able to find replicas

coarse laurel
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I’ve had this for 2.5 years

worthy field
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good luck getting russian milsurp

coarse laurel
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It’s survived A lot lol

worthy field
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it looks good

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what plates do they make you guys wear

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not a grunt i am not in the know

coarse laurel
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Also abit outdated on the MOLLE shit since I moved everything except for pistol mag pouches and my IFAK, TQ, flat pack and seatbelt cutter

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E Sapi

worthy field
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ahh yea e sapi

coarse laurel
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Lol

worthy field
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i forgot

coarse laurel
thorny ridge
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pop the plates into a washing machine for me real quick

coarse laurel
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Some of the stuff I carry

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its an airborne mystery ranch RATS for jumping off planes lol

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i love this because it can be hung and turned into a trauma panel

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also IV pouches that i can unvelcro out of the bag and hung on a nearby tree

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or whatever

hallow compass
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Mobile hospital

thorny ridge
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can we keep the russian gear talk to a minimum

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thanks

coarse laurel
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mystery ranch is the gucci brand for bags

hallow compass
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And people are wasting them in yt vids shooting them

thorny ridge
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i Can't With These Inferior Gear Briggas..

thorny ridge
coarse laurel
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I’ve never used my IOTV ever

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I keep it in a tough box

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So I can turn it in when I leave

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And I don’t have to clean it

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Haha

thorny ridge
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šŸ˜‹

worthy field
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smokin that soviet pack

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enough about the milsurp how about milnow let me get a ak-12

coarse laurel
worthy field
coarse laurel
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I got rid of the fuckin arms and bought the AMP arms

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For the peltors

thorny ridge
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ok now get amps

coarse laurel
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I hated how flimsy the regular arms are

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I was considering buying the whole amp headset but it had issues when I try to use it for vehicle comms

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When I tried out my bud’s amp headset

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I need to be able to hook in a J box on a tactical vehicle

acoustic harbor
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14 per peice on ebay

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and i need 37

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and 6B5

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lmao

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ah okay

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lmao

coarse laurel
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I almost destroyed my driver’s hearing after I plugged the amp on the j box because of the feedback

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Lmao

worthy field
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ownage

coarse laurel
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Had that bitch set on high volume too

acoustic harbor
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mfw Gladiator Vest systems

hallow compass
worthy field
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soviet bloc milsurp collectors need to buy some pussy

hallow compass
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Man's ears must have been ringing

coarse laurel
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Hey funny enough I’m also the Battaltion hearing doc

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Haha

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That’s on me

thorny ridge
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M F W... still no arc'teryx + no crye + no spiritus + no ferro + no hoes

acoustic harbor
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lmao

worthy field
acoustic harbor
thorny ridge
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euro cope

acoustic harbor
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also Arc'teryx hella cringe

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Spiritus is still on my checklist

worthy field
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water does not bead off european poor rags

acoustic harbor
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but I don't need a micro rig currently

worthy field
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i stay drippy and dry at the same time

thorny ridge
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arc'teryx hella cringe (said by person who cannot afford said LEAF lineup)

coarse laurel
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Also lol I wish I had that kind of money to throw away to use those Gucci shit on an actual field environment.

hallow compass
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Which country Even makes the best gear? It can't be America right?

coarse laurel
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Shit that I take with me to the field has to be replaceable in case I have to ditch it, like when I’m fucking burning to death or something

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Lol

hallow compass
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Which company Correction

worthy field
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I LOOOOOVE RUSSIAN MILSURP wooooooooow guys i love cosmoline LOL soviet ushanka mosin best rifle LOOOOOL

hallow compass
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No

worthy field
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im glad you guys are cringing at my european archetype

thorny ridge
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"gear" is a wide term

coarse laurel
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America and Israel IMO

thorny ridge
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some companies do belts better

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some do pc's better

coarse laurel
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Fucking agilite is solid

hallow compass
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Yeah true I used a General term

acoustic harbor
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i heard sometimes their carriers break

thorny ridge
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arc'teryx & wildthings for clothes usually

coarse laurel
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I trust agilite because their shit is field tested, it ain’t just for LARPing purposes since these guys literally at a constant state of war lol

thorny ridge
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(euros shouldn't look at the price)

worthy field
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euros conversion rate = medusa

acoustic harbor
thorny ridge
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yeah that's normal

acoustic harbor
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not even the fucking tactical ones

worthy field
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wtf is the tactical line called again

thorny ridge
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LEAF

worthy field
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LEAF or some shit

thorny ridge
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yeah it's leaf

worthy field
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word

coarse laurel
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You gotta learn the difference between practical shit and the ones that just makes you look good on instagram

thorny ridge
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i'm buying a hardshell from wildthings real soon

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based as Fuck

hallow compass
worthy field
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swag alert

coarse laurel
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lol

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its funny seeing drake fucking wear a USGI goretex wet weather top

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for fashion

worthy field
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damn some serious mommy bucks

coarse laurel
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like its literally a fuckin raincoat

worthy field
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waiting for my ROI to buy anything

acoustic harbor
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I'm like using UF Pro Pants, depending on weather the OL 3 Jacket from them or a hoodie, because I currently don't have a combat shirt or demi season jacket

hallow compass
thorny ridge
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all this arcy won't heal my ED but it definitely beads the piss šŸ’Æ

worthy field
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😼

coarse laurel
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i love it but it doesnt keep you warm

thorny ridge
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you have to layer that shit bro

coarse laurel
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lol im in south korea atm and we tend to have bipolar weather here atm

worthy field
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onions have layers

coarse laurel
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its miserable

worthy field
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midwest mfs are batshit insane but they are right about the layers

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desert dweller learns the hard way

hallow compass
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That and Alaska

coarse laurel
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im wearing thermals, waffles, my Regular OCP's then my soft shell and its still cold

hallow compass
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I didn't take that offer because I figured the mil wouldn't just let me go somewhere I wanted

coarse laurel
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fucking north korean weather control devices

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i swear

acoustic harbor
coarse laurel
coarse laurel
worthy field
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nork gaming

thorny ridge
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wishing this could be me rn

coarse laurel
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it doesnt help that our facilities up there are in a valley which turns into a wind tunnel

hallow compass
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Ear aches agh

worthy field
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wind chill makes everything so much worse

acoustic harbor
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now it's more like 25 to 32

hallow compass
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Fr tho, that and u can't take a good vid without the sound of wind ripping thru ur mic

coarse laurel
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UN command is ass because you gotta do UN shit at the DMZ in camp bonifas

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like 10 mins from the Pan mun jom

worthy field
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yo you are a combat medic right

coarse laurel
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yes

worthy field
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what makes your case whether or not you go in field or you go dick around in a hospital

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not really sure how that goes on

coarse laurel
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it depends on what unit you are placed in, im placed in a combined arms armored unit so i do field shit, if your placed in a medical unit then definitely you are in a clinic/hospital/warehouse/amublance unit

hallow compass
coarse laurel
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you basically meld and fit in with the type of unit you are placed in

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light infantry units = you will fuckin walk, armored units like mine means i gotta learn tanks

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lol funny enough i had to be a loader on M1A2's sometime

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got my tanker boots that way

worthy field
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ye straps

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cool man thanks for the deets

hallow compass
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I want to help refugees and shit but I've heard way to much dirt abt them

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The UN*

worthy field
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the UN is awful

coarse laurel
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lol people also treat me as a snack dispenser in the field because i carry snacks on me

worthy field
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not gonna get into it

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lol what kinda snacks

coarse laurel
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like slim jims

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i carry extra packs of cigarattes and dip

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just in case

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chocolate bars etc

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i dont just treat people, i also try to help with morale lol

worthy field
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baller man

hallow compass
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People tend to like the guy with the goods

acoustic harbor
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Morale is most important factor isn't it?

hallow compass
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I'd hope it is I wouldn't want to be shot at and have a shitty day all day everyday

coarse laurel
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as a medic i had to train people around me to do my job, i also trained and gave instructions and familiarization when it comes to my aid bag just in case im not around or i go down

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like i had to show them where everything is on my medical bag

thorny ridge
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what kind of cigs is the real question

acoustic harbor
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How much combat did you live through yet though?

coarse laurel
thorny ridge
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BASD

coarse laurel
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lmao

thorny ridge
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BASADO

hallow compass
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At least there not rollies

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Or however u fuckin spell it

coarse laurel
acoustic harbor
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?

coarse laurel
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last year i literally had 2 pull 2 fucking officers out of an overturned humvee by a fucking ridge overlooking a river

acoustic harbor
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bruh

hallow compass
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Dam

coarse laurel
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like stupid shit like that

hallow compass
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That would suck to be trapped underneath one of those

coarse laurel
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yeah, who woulda thought it would be a good idea to make a 3 point turn on a narrow road

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during a rain storm

acoustic harbor
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I also kinda want to become a combat medic, but our armed forces except sof are stuck in the fuckin 80s

coarse laurel
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what country

acoustic harbor
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Austria

hallow compass
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There's a good chance I could die in basic training isn't there.

thorny ridge
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why would there be a good chance

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you'd die in basic training

coarse laurel
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lol funny thing about austria though, We had some austrians in Ft Sam Houston in my combat medic class when i went through

hallow compass
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Idiots making a mistake that costs me my life

coarse laurel
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they graduated with us

acoustic harbor
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lmao

coarse laurel
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we had latvians, and lithuainians as well

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slovenians

hallow compass
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That's one of the reasons I'm enlisting

coarse laurel
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etc

hallow compass
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To meet a bunch of different ppl

visual rune
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@coarse laurel totally unrelated tangent, have you ever seen the famous medbag on that zombie/prepper forum?

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it’s one of the greatest forum posts of all time

coarse laurel
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its funny because they are wearing their cammies but using our training UCP shit

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hahahahahaha

acoustic harbor
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cammies?

coarse laurel
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like your uniform

acoustic harbor
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lmao

coarse laurel
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it was such an eye sore being mixed with UCP

acoustic harbor
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our new uni or the old anzug 03 olive drab one

visual rune
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i’ll find it for you

coarse laurel
hallow compass
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I probably have the cheapest rig in the entire server

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And I'm willing to bet on that

coarse laurel
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i love training with our eastern european allies

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especially slovenians and polish

acoustic harbor
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oh one german

coarse laurel
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we even had filipino's, egyptians, nigerians, portuguese

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they werent in my class though

visual rune
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oh no it’s offline!

hallow compass
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I can't wait until I'm in the army

visual rune
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the man had like, an entire hospital’s worth of equipment

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in a series of increasingly elaborate bags

coarse laurel
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One thing I fucking hate about the army

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Too much shit

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To carry

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Haha

acoustic harbor
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fun fact this is our armys issued gear, seems like US in the 80s doesn't it

acoustic harbor
hallow compass
visual rune
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doesn’t really matter, people are way too into gear

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US has a big budget

hallow compass
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I don't care what I have to carry I just want to do something other than play video games and take care of old people

acoustic harbor
hallow compass
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And I've always wanted to do something that's not just for me

acoustic harbor
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we still have some alice shit

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unusable

visual rune
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alice works

acoustic harbor
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it works, but why

coarse laurel
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This picture was taken in my last unit, I was in a Military Police unit as a medic

visual rune
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the thing people don’t want to hear is COTS kit is better than issued stuff

coarse laurel
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Lmao

visual rune
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unless you’re in a very very niche role

coarse laurel
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Fuckin miserable

acoustic harbor
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this is our sof in comparison

visual rune
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you should be looking at ultralight backpacker shit for gear, not issued kit

acoustic harbor
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to my knowlege fuckin 30 cents of tax euros go to our military

visual rune
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euros will increase their spending here shortly

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šŸ‡·šŸ‡ŗ

hallow compass
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Ah russia

acoustic harbor
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I am literally better equipped then my fellow army lmao

coarse laurel
visual rune
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psst hey, you kids want to buy some F-35s

acoustic harbor
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yes

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ofc

visual rune
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airborne is kinda cringe ngl

hallow compass
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Jumping from a plane looks fun asf

coarse laurel
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there's a whole book written on what kind of packs they can allow, also the jumpmaster needs to be familiar

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with the pack

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and how to rig it

acoustic harbor
coarse laurel
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hell, they even scrutinize what fucking pads we wear

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on our helmets

visual rune
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it’s a weird and increasingly irrelevant niche

coarse laurel
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airborne has its place

visual rune
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yeah in 1940

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ā˜•

coarse laurel
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the good thing about airborne is rapid deployability. i mean look at ukraine for example. wanna know how we fucking got thosuands of troops in poland and romania in days?

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an Armored brigade or an IBCT will take fucking weeks to a month

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to deploy

visual rune
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because we have the craziest air logistics system on the planet

coarse laurel
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around the world

acoustic harbor
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ehm ehm Russian VDV ehm ehm, those guys are not to be messed with

visual rune
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russian force structure is not the same

acoustic harbor
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i am aware

coarse laurel
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airborne troops are GRF

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thats their purpose

acoustic harbor
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just because we were talking about Ukraine

coarse laurel
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lol right now im part of an Armored brigade combat team, you know how long it takes for us to deploy? fucking months lol

visual rune
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this is a really hot topic in a lot of military circles, sort of like the A-10

coarse laurel
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meanwhile lightweight units like airborne can take as long as 48-72 hrs

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around the globe

acoustic harbor
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^^

visual rune
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US has weird priorities

coarse laurel
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they are also the most well equipped individually

visual rune
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not enough time or money spent on merchant marine fleet

acoustic harbor
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like spending most of their budget on some weird prototype shit they gonna drop eventually

coarse laurel
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they have the latest gear in the US Army

visual rune
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C-5s are cool but uh

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armor is heavy

coarse laurel
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im jealous of the 82nd guys becausse they wear crye shit

acoustic harbor
coarse laurel
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and got issued the new IHPS's

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and opscores

visual rune
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look at the dudes deployed to syria lmao

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NG units with block 1 M4s

coarse laurel
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i got my own opscore but i had to pay for it out of pocket

visual rune
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still gets the job done

coarse laurel
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lol california national guard has some gucci shit

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taxpayer money reflects the NG units

visual rune
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for sure

coarse laurel
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during the riots they were wearing IHPS's and opscores

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and crye shit

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made my unit look bad

hallow compass
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Lol

visual rune
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but obviously kentucky and california are different places with different needs

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lot of assets in california

coarse laurel
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half our formation still uses Gen 2 UCP IOTV's

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in 1st Armored division

visual rune
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strategically important

hallow compass
coarse laurel
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TFW they stopped issuing Large OCP MOLLE Rucks because they ran out

hallow compass
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Other than the fact they probably got called mad racial slurs

coarse laurel
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now they are only issuing medium rucks

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for the curious

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this is the IHPS

visual rune
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airborne is just risky af

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in general

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cool capability but too many dudes get rekt

hallow compass
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Tbh airborne would probably make me piss my pants, I've never been over 300 feet much less as high as they go

visual rune
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you can go jump man, book a ticket to arizona

coarse laurel
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i dont think anyone would be making contested airborne ops

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no one is that dumb

hallow compass
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Well idk

visual rune
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they did a lot of the HALO/land nav stuff in my area

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still do afaik, but more in texas now

coarse laurel
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current airborne doctrine is for rapidly seizing objectives like airfields thats been neutralized

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funny enough the air force has a security forces unit specifically designed for helping take airfields

hallow compass
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At least we don't make fake ones anymore

coarse laurel
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they usually deploy with the 82nd airborne so they can repurpose it

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@visual rune where in texas

visual rune
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Hearne

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i’m in arizona

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at sort of the intersection of all the installations here

hallow compass
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Is it nice there?

coarse laurel
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lol my home base in Ft Bliss TX

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in el paso

hallow compass
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Gotta be better than ny this weather is fucked

visual rune
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it’s like 80 and sunny

hallow compass
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Dam

visual rune
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i get like 340 days of sunshine a year?

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or some shit

hallow compass
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Wtf I barely get a week of super good weather

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Even in the summer eft_FacePalm

worthy field
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as a west texas resident el paso weather aint shit

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sucks with gear tho

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LOL

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it is hell on earth without AC

coarse laurel
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@worthy field indeed lol

visual rune
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tho i think most of the guys here were like force recon

coarse laurel
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fucking el paso/New mexico weather

visual rune
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or navy types

worthy field
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i feel like ive seen u somewhere izurumi

visual rune
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we’re just closer to 29 palms and cali

worthy field
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cant remember where though

coarse laurel
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being in the fucking field during the summers is the worse

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combat tops are a must

worthy field
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atleast its cold during the winter

visual rune
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the humidity there is awful

coarse laurel
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and boonie hats

visual rune
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no humidity here

worthy field
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humidity is not existent here

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yea

hallow compass
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Oh fuck

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Nvrmnd abt texas

coarse laurel
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Can’t wait to get back to Texas next week gonna play with my new PVS-14 lol

worthy field
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yo airsofting is cringe but u ever play with EPAG?

coarse laurel
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yes i played with them

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LOL

worthy field
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oh lord

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too close to home

coarse laurel
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el paso is a small place

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its normal

worthy field
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i can spot service members super easily

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for one they are usually not brown

coarse laurel
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i have coworkers and shit from other brigades play with epag as well

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lol

worthy field
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yea we have a lot of grunts in EPAG

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like all adults

coarse laurel
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yes and only one doc in epag

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atm

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to my knowledge

worthy field
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thats epic lol damn

coarse laurel
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lmao

worthy field
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we have probably met once at some point

hallow compass
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What is epag?

coarse laurel
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probably, especially last year around feb to may time frame

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before i went to korea

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@hallow compass its an airsofting group in el paso

worthy field
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yea im well in with chris and that mf that owns the airsoft store

coarse laurel
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yeah

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mundo

worthy field
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yea

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lol

coarse laurel
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ill come visit UTS next week

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i need to pick up some replacement shit i lost in korea in the field

worthy field
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havent airsofted in so long

coarse laurel
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i lowkey hope he stocks some crye shit

worthy field
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i had a ares fal for a while

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shit broke tho

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so i havent played in forever

hallow compass
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Airsoft is different from what I used to see

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Now it's just kids fighting and cheating

coarse laurel
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our community in el paso aint bad, mostly mature

worthy field
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yea everyone is usually from base

hallow compass
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Ur lucky then

coarse laurel
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i like their social gatherings where we just drink beer

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after the match

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also lots of donating to kids

worthy field
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i went to epag when i was super young

hallow compass
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Yeah most of the people here are literal children

worthy field
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was the only kid usually

coarse laurel
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lol i lowkey tried to get some of the kids to join the army

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"this shit is gay, just do the real thing"

hallow compass
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Yeah

coarse laurel
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right after i get shot in the face by Chris' HPA

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lmao

worthy field
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i used to have nothing but some ucp cover and the guys taught me how to wear that shit

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it was suuuper old

hallow compass
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Plus the sounds the guns make are so dumb

worthy field
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yea im on track to go to meps

hallow compass
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Sounds like a pez dispenser

worthy field
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had to get some hospital shit sorted

coarse laurel
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what do you have in kind so far

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in terms of MOS

worthy field
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68 lmao

coarse laurel
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ok

hallow compass
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Oh ur gonna do MEPs soon too?

coarse laurel
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if you really are set on 68W, do not fuckin sign shit until they have the slot open

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they might try to pressure you but stand your ground

worthy field
coarse laurel
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unless they offer you something cool like 31K which is MP Dog handler then take that shit !

hallow compass
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I did asvav separate at school awhile back

#

Gonna take it again

worthy field
#

yea i tested under usaf first for my first asvab score

#

so i had to take that cyber test aswell

coarse laurel
#

whats ur GT?

#

if ur above a 105 ur solid and u can get anything

worthy field
#

i have 0 idea what af asvab translates to in gt i will have to find the envelope again but i had a 85

#

for the asvab

coarse laurel
#

85 percentile is good

#

for AFQT

worthy field
#

yea

visual rune
#

it’s a roundabout IQ test

hallow compass
#

They said I was average I must be an idiot

visual rune
#

get a study guide or whatever

worthy field
#

oh i understand

coarse laurel
#

i legit did the asvab hung over

#

lmao

worthy field
#

its just the GT was like on some other form

#

af doesnt take gt i think

#

so they just showed afqt percentile

coarse laurel
#

i ended up with a 115 GT

hallow compass
#

I had 40 but I guessed on most of them because I wasn't serious abt it then

worthy field
#

the cyber test was fuckin tight though

coarse laurel
#

i just didnt care at the time

worthy field
#

legit IT questions

visual rune
#

i know a guy that scored i think 15?

worthy field
#

lol how

#

u gotta be failing on purpose

visual rune
#

just real dumb but

worthy field
#

not tryna be mean

visual rune
#

he ended up joining later in chemical corps shit

worthy field
#

to be mean

coarse laurel
#

mind you i left a 6 figure job as cybersecurity tech in vegas haha

worthy field
#

damn

visual rune
#

which is uhhh

#

no i mean he was legit just a stupid person

coarse laurel
#

fuckin took a massive paycut to do something cool

visual rune
#

idk how the fuck he restested

#

waited a couple years i guess

coarse laurel
#

lol poor 74D

hallow compass
visual rune
#

i genuinely could not even tell you what they do

#

but given this particular individual

#

i am not confident in their ability to execute that mission

coarse laurel
#

@worthy field if you do become a 68W let me know i will give you some study guides

visual rune
#

whatever it is

worthy field
#

yea man for sure

coarse laurel
#

you are gonna be a fucking squared away soldier medic

#

ill make sure of that

hallow compass
#

Infantry won't be hard

#

I can already see myself totally not failing at everything

coarse laurel
#

Also this book is my bible

#

As a medic

worthy field
#

i have totally seen you before somewhere lol

#

i feel like we talked about ft bliss before

coarse laurel
#

It has everything

hallow compass
worthy field
#

yea ill look into it

coarse laurel
#

Hahah

coarse laurel
hallow compass
#

Dam

coarse laurel
#

So the handbook has everything from algorithms on patient care, medication dosages, and it teaches you a bunch of advanced doctor shit

hallow compass
#

Well I mean I'll be a useless grunt painting rocks so

coarse laurel
#

You’ll be shoveling snow

#

Lmao

hallow compass
#

They don't strip u naked for meps do they

coarse laurel
#

Yes

#

They do

hallow compass
#

Oh fuck

coarse laurel
#

They will tickle your butthole

#

And cup your balls

hallow compass
#

As long as it isn't cold then

coarse laurel
#

To check if you got both

worthy field
#

free fondling

hallow compass
#

Now I'm nervous

worthy field
#

how long have you been in korea for

hallow compass
#

Yeah and is the food any good?

coarse laurel
#

@worthy field this is what my office looked like

coarse laurel
#

My second time in Korea

worthy field
#

zamn i have a friend in okinawa

#

taking pics on fuji

#

smartest marine i have ever met

visual rune
#

šŸ—»

hallow compass
#

Shit I ain't gonna be able to see any of this

#

Unless I do something other than infantry

#

I just don't have anyone to explain or guide me through the process yet

coarse laurel
#

my advice

#

dont be infantry

#

unless you have an option 40 contract

hallow compass
#

Yeah people are constantly Calling me names for it

coarse laurel
#

or an airborne contract

hallow compass
#

He said something abt para rescue

coarse laurel
#

main reasoning is without these contracts you will end up in a fucking heavy unit

#

and you will PMCS bradleys all day

#

forever

visual rune
#

Idk it just depends on what you want to do

hallow compass
#

Unrealistically I wanted to do pmc work but then I got ahold of a realistic goal

visual rune
#

It is not 2005

#

You're not doing PMC work

hallow compass
#

Sadly ik

#

I think it'll be best for me to retake asvab, and go from there

worthy field
#

ye olde blackwater days

visual rune
#

Study guide

hallow compass
#

RN I probably gotta work on this depression or I'mma get disqualified

visual rune
#

The higher your score is, the more options you have

coarse laurel
#

lol you fucking lucked out

#

@hallow compass they stopped using MROADS

#

that means they cant track your civillian medical history

#

unless you say something

hallow compass
#

Oh shit

visual rune
#

Unless you've been committed

hallow compass
#

Yess

#

Oh

visual rune
#

I wouldn't worry about it

hallow compass
#

Well I haven't

visual rune
#

Then don't worry about it

coarse laurel
#

because they fucking kept losing applicants

#

when they implemented MROADS in January their recruitment numbers tanked to single digit percentage

#

so they fucking canned it

#

also with ukraine and shit

#

its hillarious

#

i was talking to recruiters about it

hallow compass
#

Yeah I was on a metric fuck ton of meds before I quit it all

coarse laurel
#

ok i need you to be truthful

#

when was the last tiem you took meds

hallow compass
#

But I mean now I actually function too

worthy field
#

my schizo pills

hallow compass
#

Years

coarse laurel
#

like what years

hallow compass
#

Like when I was 14?

#

I'm 18 now

coarse laurel
#

ok

visual rune
#

Don't worry about it

coarse laurel
#

yeah dont worry about it

#

just dont fucking wig out in reception

hallow compass
#

I do gotta stop smoking pot tho

coarse laurel
#

please

#

jfc dude

visual rune
#

Lmao

worthy field
#

prime marine candidate

visual rune
#

Weed_lmao

coarse laurel
worthy field
#

smoke all the crack before i enlist

hallow compass
#

Oof

visual rune
#

I knew indirectly of a guy

#

Who signed a contract

slim flint
hallow compass
#

I had my neighbor arrested for selling crack next door

visual rune
#

Went to meps

#

And then pissed hot on a drug test after

coarse laurel
#

y'all making my blood pressure spike

#

lmao

visual rune
#

Just absolute smoothbrain shit

hallow compass
#

I haven't smoked in months, I won't be smoking until my retirement

worthy field
#

based

slim flint
#

You're just fat. No need to sugarcoat or hide it lol

coarse laurel
#

lmao

slim flint
#

fat fuck

hallow compass
#

Man fat starts to creep up on us

coarse laurel
#

im not even fat lmao

#

but ok

hallow compass
#

When we hit our 50s

visual rune
#

Just go for a walk

#

Smh

slim flint
#

There's nothing in the constitution that says i can't be discriminant against furries or fat people

hallow compass
coarse laurel
#

yeah no shit lol

#

its the best weight loss program in the army

#

next to ranger school

slim flint
#

^

visual rune
#

Both cases

hallow compass
#

My problem will be gaining fat if I end up in medical

slim flint
coarse laurel
#

my m113 was a fucking sauna last summer

#

lmao

visual rune
#

M855A1?

#

VMAX baby

#

Varmints everywhere

slim flint
#

anything over 2700 fps is good

visual rune
#

U think those fursuits are berry compliant?

coarse laurel
#

@hallow compass lol, ive seen people get fat and got put on ABCP because of covid, resist the temptation of slacking off after OSUT

visual rune
#

(they aren't)

coarse laurel
#

especially with covid and shit

#

lucky for you, we got H2F in the Army now, they are hollistic health professionals, basically atheltic trainers, physical therapists and dieticians that can help you if you feel like you are getting fat

hallow compass
#

My metabolism is high so I'd have to get real lazy to gain anything

coarse laurel
#

as a medic part of my job is to refer soldiers to it

hallow compass
#

Well it helps knowing abt this

worthy field
#

u guys ever have utep rotc go on base?

coarse laurel
#

@worthy field i wouldnt know, i dont work on main post

#

i work in east bliss

worthy field
#

ohh word

hallow compass
#

So when I go to MEPs what is expected of me?

coarse laurel
#

dont piss hot for drugs

#

dont be drunk

#

show up on time

#

be respectful

hallow compass
#

Ah so I'm set then

worthy field
#

dont bring your xbox to the hotel

visual rune
#

It's like a used car inspection

hallow compass
#

Lol

worthy field
#

LMAO

coarse laurel
#

that too lol

visual rune
#

Turn your brain off

slim flint
hallow compass
coarse laurel
#

dont be a shitbag

#

basically

worthy field
#

i was at the hotel and bunked with a great lakes gamer

#

mf brought the whole setup somehow

coarse laurel
#

i lowkey wanna be a MEPS medic

hallow compass
#

My Friend told me I needed a fucking suiteft_What

worthy field
#

i bet they make bank

coarse laurel
#

i wanna laugh at all the future soldiers

visual rune
#

Birthday suit

slim flint
coarse laurel
#

and be able to go home at 3 pm

slim flint
#

now two people are telling you to bring a suit

worthy field
#

make sure the suit is tailored

coarse laurel
#

lmfao

hallow compass
#

Tux

#

I'll wear my Luxury Plague suit

coarse laurel
#

make sure ur rank is sewn on, jk

hallow compass
#

Obviously

coarse laurel
#

show up with a CSM rank

#

lmao

hallow compass
#

Five stars on my shoulders

worthy field
#

the meps guide was a freak man

slim flint
#

address all NCOs as sir or ma'am

worthy field
#

but cool somehow

#

all the great lakes guys got a lot of shit

slim flint
#

Make sure you ask for a PRC-E7

coarse laurel
#

@worthy field you better not be that PV1 that shows up to the unit with a 28% APR Camaro/mustang

hallow compass
#

U think I can get a free colonoscopy?

coarse laurel
#

and a stripper fiancee

#

i would be super livid

worthy field
#

i know better than that, gonna cop a goth girl dependa

coarse laurel
#

lmao

worthy field
#

there needs to be a base in portland so i can get art hoes

#

a minor sacrifice

hallow compass
#

Wha

#

Lol

worthy field
#

lmao

coarse laurel
#

lol that asking for trouble

worthy field
#

šŸ™

slim flint
#

asking for your goth girl to get gang banged while you're away

worthy field
#

like i said

#

sacrifice

hallow compass
#

True true

worthy field
hallow compass
coarse laurel
#

i fuckin hated the barracks too, but dont rush into marriage haha

slim flint
#

you'll be away for about 40 minutes and your girl is already venting 1 on 1 with Tyrone

worthy field
coarse laurel
#

i actually liked my barracks room, room inspections through are ass

hallow compass
thorny ridge
#

i stand for the pledge cause these army briggas let me bang their girlfriends šŸ™

worthy field
#

thank you for your cervix

coarse laurel
#

My barracks room back in bliss before I got married @worthy field

#

Hahah

worthy field
#

aw manee he had to get rid of the figures

thorny ridge
#

did you keep your bad dragon horse cock under or on the table

worthy field
#

both

#

he had two

slim flint
coarse laurel
#

When 1SG comes to inspect

#

Lmao

worthy field
#

lol weird question

#

u ever play roblox?

slim flint
#

that's the s6 hookup

coarse laurel
#

and thats a no on roblox

worthy field
#

good

#

old spice pilled pepesad

#

i took the dove plunge and it has served me well

thorny ridge
#

i use women's shampoo

#

never looked back since

worthy field
#

nothing wrong with 18 in 1

slim flint
thorny ridge
#

shit smells good and it is good for your skin

coarse laurel
#

lol women's shampoo after a field problem gets rid of the smelly smells

hallow compass
#

What brand tho

worthy field
#

dove is pretty good

slim flint
#

dove is life

hallow compass
#

I was just abt to say that

#

I honestly haven't used any other soap

#

Other than some tea shit I got for Christmas

coarse laurel
#

yeah dove is it

acoustic harbor
coarse laurel
#

dove soap should be part of a bugout kit

worthy field
#

old spice has such a gangster smell but dove does a better way of blockin the sweat

coarse laurel
#

imo

#

For my closet

#

Easy to hide strippers when random inspection happens

#

Stuff em in the tough box

coarse laurel
hallow compass
#

I don't even have a closet lol

acoustic harbor
#

pic quality was so low and I only could make out a tank

hallow compass
#

I only have seven days worth of clothes that I cycle thru wash everyday

#

Kinda a waste of water but eh

coarse laurel
#

lol that sounds like army life

#

cycling your ocp's to prevent them from fading

#

hahahaha

coarse laurel
#

i fuckin went through like 2 sets of summer OCP's last year

#

because they faded

#

so bad

hallow compass
#

Having less clothes makes for less shit I gotta worry abt keeping ironed

coarse laurel
#

but i love wearing my cammie pajamas

slim flint
#

i can only wear my summers during field exercises

coarse laurel
#

the fuck lol

#

i wore mine in winter here in korea lmao

slim flint
#

because they are so faded

coarse laurel
#

ah i thought it was a unit sop

slim flint
#

nope

hallow compass
#

Wait a min,

coarse laurel
#

i was gonna quote DA PAM 670-1 on wear of summer ocp's

hallow compass
#

Wtf

slim flint
#

relax

hallow compass
#

I've been being lied to this whole time

coarse laurel
#

some dumbass commanders think they are only authorized for summers

hallow compass
#

Why am I given different information about the same things, or is it depending on where I'm stationed

coarse laurel
#

speaking of uniforms, my favorite thing about being in a tank unit is being able to wear a black ballcap

#

@hallow compass what do you mean

hallow compass
#

Uniforms

coarse laurel
#

what about it

hallow compass
#

U guys have different variations right?

coarse laurel
#

yes

slim flint
#

yes.

#

Go on. Speak.

coarse laurel
#

normal OCP's and summers are the main utility uniforms

worthy field
#

the o in ocp means orange btw

hallow compass
#

See I was right, my friend keeps telling me they dont

coarse laurel
#

lmao.

hallow compass
#

He enlisted in the national guard so he thinks he knows everything

slim flint
#

you're tarded for listening and your friend is tarded for misinforming you

#

nothing pisses me off more than that

hallow compass
#

I just want to learn what I must to actually go somewhere with my life

slim flint
#

You assume shit and you don't ask questions

coarse laurel
#

the only different variant are the fire resistant OCP's that fuelers and aviators wear

#

other than that is mostly normal and summer ocps

#

tell him he's poor for not having summers

hallow compass
#

I don't understand the hostility

worthy field
#

pretty sure they arent mad at you

slim flint
#

not mad at you specifically, just mad at you people

#

as in the low iq ones

hallow compass
#

Hm

slim flint
#

but anyways, you're going to fuck around and find out one weekend. I can already see it

#

6-12 months in. It will build character when you receive

coarse laurel
#

wait

#

@hallow compass you are enlisting for NG?

hallow compass
#

I'm going to look even more dumb for asking

#

But ng?

coarse laurel
#

national guard

hallow compass
#

Ohh

slim flint
#

all good

hallow compass
#

No

#

No no no

#

Army

coarse laurel
#

ok, then yeah dont listen to the nasty girls

hallow compass
#

I haven't ever talked to anyone in the mil other than u guys rly

worthy field
#

while on duty is it ok to microdose meth

slim flint
#

regular army is the real experience, national guard is the best state funded scams

hallow compass
#

I'm just going to not take advice from people who haven't been in the army

coarse laurel
#

national guard is rampant with favoritism and old boy clubs

worthy field
#

that will do you a solid

#

national guard aviators are pretty cool though

coarse laurel
#

like your whole chain of command are probably golf buddies or their kids go to the same school

slim flint
#

tell yourself that. You got this. I think you can make some good decisions. But the worst ones will make you better

thorny ridge
#

can the army prescribe me tren

#

i want to get ripped for free

hallow compass
#

I wish

worthy field
#

free sarms

hallow compass
#

I'd sell my doses

coarse laurel
#

be an 18 series

#

they fuckin take steroids all the time

#

and all sorts of shit

thorny ridge
#

based

#

ultimate pre-combat pump up

coarse laurel
#

@worthy field this is my ghetto set up on the field

thorny ridge
#

this + rad-140 before a 20 hour firefight

coarse laurel
worthy field
#

everyday i weep for zyzz

coarse laurel
#

Lol

worthy field
#

baller mtv cribs

coarse laurel
#

Fucking sleep on the hood with a litter

#

Especially in grassy areas

#

Especially in Asia

#

Because you will have all sorts of shit crawling on you

hallow compass
#

Don't they have the moss that's extremely rare because of the clean air

#

Or am I thinking of a different country

coarse laurel
#

This is actually near North Korea

#

Where I took this picture lol

#

Near the imjin river

#

Fuck that place during the summer

hallow compass
#

Imagine seeing someone flee north Korea

coarse laurel
#

All sorts of nasty shit on the ground

#

Always sleep in elevated places

hallow compass
#

Unless u wanna wake up covered in shit

#

As an avid camper that is one thing I actually know lol

coarse laurel
#

There’s rats with Hantavirus

#

Then snakes

hallow compass
#

Plus animals

#

Yea

coarse laurel
#

Then the spiders

hallow compass
#

Ugh

coarse laurel
#

Banana spiders hurt

hallow compass
#

Oh I've seen those

coarse laurel
#

the army issues them but they are fucking nice tents and fairly portable

coarse laurel
#

most people focus on the gucci plate carriers and helmets and battle belts but their fieldcraft fucking sucks

hallow compass
#

Never got one, I usually just make a shelter with the surrounding area

coarse laurel
#

jetboils are also a must

#

for boiling water

#

make ramen

#

etc

hallow compass
#

Ramen

#

I'd have to say new York camping isn't even that peaceful

coarse laurel
#

these things are money

hallow compass
#

I went to the finger lakes trail and found crack vials on the walk way

#

It's not a pretty sight

hallow compass
#

$350?

coarse laurel
#

no lol

#

like a 100

#

ive seen em go for 80

thorny ridge
#

so what're the chances you'd slide me a few percs when we're out in the field @coarse laurel

#

hypothetically

coarse laurel
#

i dont carry percs lol

#

only fentanyl, ketamine

#

lol

thorny ridge
#

BASED

#

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

#

K-HOLE ON THE FIELD

coarse laurel
#

lmao

#

easy way to get percs? go to the dentist and get fucked up like wisdom tooth removal haha

#

at least in the army

#

lmao

thorny ridge
#

is the fent pre-dosed or what

hallow compass
thorny ridge
#

how do you know how much to administer since people differ in weight etc

#

i hear fent i instantly think of overdosing if it's a nanogram more or some shit

coarse laurel
#

800 micrograms

#

or rather 800ug

worthy field
#

800 micros zamn

coarse laurel
#

its predosed for ketamine

hallow compass
#

Oh shit

coarse laurel
#

*fentanyl

hallow compass
#

That's killing a ton of people around here actually

coarse laurel
#

for ketamine i literally have to draw it from the bottle with a syringe

#

lol when i got surgery they gave me 1000ug

thorny ridge
#

what if you're having to hit like

#

a stick-figure twink with fent

worthy field
#

feelin like a horse today doc

thorny ridge
#

do you still give the full 800 ug dose

hallow compass
#

Lol

coarse laurel
#

lol so 800ug is in lozenge form, its like toothpaste form

hallow compass
#

Stick figure gonna have a bad day

coarse laurel
#

i put that shit on a popsicle stick and tape it on someones hand

#

stick it in their mouth

thorny ridge
#

LMFAO

coarse laurel
#

it falls off automatically when they pass tf out

thorny ridge
#

THE FENT POPSICLE

coarse laurel
#

hahah

hallow compass
#

I'm debating wether or not I should go with a cage or if I should spend an ungodly amount of money on a wannabe slicc

thorny ridge
#

we rockin the slickster all day all nite

covert crest
#

anyone here own/use a ROMEO7 Red dot?

#

thinking about purchasing one, wanted to hear thoughts.

left flax
thorny ridge
#

i'd get aimpoint if you could tbh

low fox
#

you know what I've never needed or asked for in my life? ass pockets

#

this opinion is wrong

#

that is all

#

it's so wrong that everyone who can't get a steady supply of them copies the jpc, including Russia

#

it is probably one of the most immitated carriers on the planet, and everyone who doesn't understand why it's so popular is probably larping

#

form, function, no frills, no bullshit, for the mission set it was designed for, it remains king

thorny ridge
#

helikon-tek's design, kinda mag'ish pockets on the front of the thigh

#

i stash a mag in there when i'm reloading

#

as to not lay them down in muddy/dusty conditions

#

other than that, everything i run is in my pouches and/or the pockets of whatever top i decide to wear