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Agreed
alex jones is reeing somewhere
mhm. shit could completely cure Alzheimer's
bro that shit will give you photographic memory
Its funny how moderated eft chat 1 is but this channel is basically anything goes. No mods ever come here
if only my grandpa stuck around a little longer 😦
My only issue I have with it is that if everyone gets neuralink implanted I think individuality and creativity will decrease on mass, because everyone is going to have the same capabilities, only limited by the next software update, etc..
absolute worst thing about losing someone is them having alzheimers. you watch them slowly forget everyone, and eventually, they forget you too
fr, wouldn't wish it on anyone
where can man find info on ballistics in tarky? they chagned right
@proud oracle my grandma has it in a medium progression and its only getting worse. Id rather die than lose my mind. My legs ? Sure maybe but my mind never
true, but imagine how fast progress would go? we'd probably live on mars during our time
plus, i remember elon saying if you die you can just "upload into another unit" 🥵
earth is still way more appealing imo than mars
:))) hopefully its not just for the rich.
Agreed, as with most breakthroughs in humanity its a tradeoff, like when we switched from swords to guns, now it didnt matter if you were stronger or faster or more skilled, you could kill anyone
@wild tide level 17 brotha
dont know why it wouldnt then
Hopefully, but Elon Doesn't strike me as that sort of guy, he came from South Africa
is it worth doing the rep buyback quests for prapor even if you have enough for L4? will it make insurance cost even more?
@tepid solstice We just need to terraform earth into a paradise again. We cant just stop polluting anymore we need to reverse the planet at this point. Rn its not feasible but it will be
yeah. that being said id much rather not have a 250cm giant break into my house and i cant defend myself
@fleet canyon level 17 EOD edition i have no offers up its just grayed out for no reason. Captcha never popped up
ahahaha, yeah at that point maybe consider believing in Jesus
still seems worth it for sure over starting over on mars earth still has a lot of amazing areas
aight boys, my moms just made some banger ass food, im gonna go endulge
@dense flume honestly I dont really like Elon as a dude. The only rich guy I respect is bill gates..he probably saved around 500 million people through charities. Nobody gets rich without being an expert in tax evasion
Enjoy
@proud oracle enjoy
never understood it. but went to church all that shit. i think of religion as philosophy and anyone that actually thinks of it as "real history" is delusional
@proud oracle ^ man spitting facts
I definitely think he's a lot worse than he lets on but no one can deny the advancements he has made to progress humanity, reusable rockets are absolutely crucial
Hard Agree, I think religion has set us back as a species
we only see as much as they let us see
The point of Religion was to use fear to bring order to what was an uncivilized group of monkey men
about how they really are
100s of years of science to form a logical explanation to evolution and the creation of mankind
hehe big man in sky put 2 people in a garden 🙂
+1, also to explain the unexplainable at the time, I remember that the vikings thought when there was lightning that thor hit his hammer on an anvil which is where thunder came from
How come my big man in the sky is more "real" than yours ? Mankind is forged by how many religions have disappeared
naw they deadass believed in that shit during colonial times
I bring forth, The Crusades 🤩 How lovely
im agnostic its not impossible either way imo there could be a god or not but if there was it could just exist beyond the point of humans ability to comprehend it
I bring forth the fact that Christmas is of pagan origins and that the whole idea of adam and eve is stolen from the gilgamesh..
kinda disagree. the Christians did colonize and therefore civilize tons and tons of places where people were still at sticks and bows. Still a fool's ideology nevertheless
not specifically the christian god or whatever just in general
@tepid solstice Thats fair but religion as we know it has done more bad than good imo
yea i dont mean religion i just mean the posibility of one
Yeah, but a counter argument is that a mass amount of people shut their brains off to any scientific explanations or means to use logic for problems and instead just pray to god for answers.
but i have to note. them cookies they'd give us after our yearly christmas pageant were out of this world
How does a priest act holy and drive a porsche ??
agreed. its a tradeoff
it could be a thing but not the ones from the human religions
aight my moms is yelling at me. ima go eat. peace out gens
The Christian god contradicts itself, All loving, All knowing and all powerful. Yet he will still allow suffering through natural cataclysms on innocent people although he supposedly has all the power, knowledge or love.
pleasure talking to you
plus over history a lot of those books have been altered so much and have so many different sects
just over the one religion
like how theres so many versions of christianity and such
WTB 1 Purple Ball for 270k
If god is real it would be in mankind's interest to destroy him wouldnt it ? Like how is free will a thing if he is all knowing. Choices dont matter so you end up in hell anyway. Especially if for example you do everything good in your life but you do not praise him ? Hell. Wtf is this
"god bad" - neckbeard gang
^ cancer
the god could be beyond our ability to comprehend or reach or it could be a massive alien and he just farted us into existence and doesnt care or whatever about us
or it could be non existent who knows
Exactly bro, what if you are brought up on an island that has absolutely no connection to religion or christianity therefor you have no knowledge of this "gods" existence, you live you a good life and yet you still go to hell lmao.
@tepid solstice True but Id rather go out swinging and defiant than living on my knees
im not religious either im agnostic its kind of in the middle
maybe there is maybe there isnt
@dense flume There was a proverb I read about this. So a christian man goes to antarctica and tells the people about god. A man comes to him and says "what if I didnt know of him what if you didnt tell me". The christian replies with "then you would go to heaven as you didnt know". The man asks "then why did you tell me"
I literally haven't been able to yet find a Christian who is able to debate me consistently on this topic without eventually choking it up to a generalised statement like "you cant prove god is not real" or "its in the bible so its true", or "god is beyond our understanding"
actually debating religion is pointless imo unless you just want to go nowhere with them constantly
That Reminds of me Roko's Basilisk.
no one is ever like "wow you changed my view"
Theology is fascinating, but open forums on religious discussion never ends well
Im just really curious about how their brains works and whether there is logical gateways that they use when thinking about their beliefs
i used to care more when i was younger but now i just let people believe whatever they want and its whatever to me
I feel like there are bad people on every side. I like to respect the beliefs and opinions of others. Unless its something idiotic like flat earth then I dont seek to change the beliefs of the person I am having a debate with.
Blind Faith is just plain dangerous, we're just lucky its aimed in a peaceful religion
i just focus on my own issues and w/e
Many people take it so personal that its just hard to even try to talk back to them
Yeah, I don't debate people to necessarily change their minds, I just want to understand them better
maybe one day they'll change my mind 5head
id rather just get along with people even if they believe in something i dont if possible or atleast not constantly fight
Are you guys familiar with Quantum Immortality ?
Yea its fascinating albeit improvable
That's probably the closest to Blind Faith I can get kek
Fair enough. I love the idea of superposition in quantum psyhics. So schrodingers cat can be both dead and alive at the same time
I think it's unlikely but possible, it would explain some phenomenon's such as deja vu
I feel like there's a couple times in my life where I died somewhere
or should've died
The most outlandish theory is definetly Boltzmanns brain for me. So basically if you give a typewriter to a monkey it would eventually write shakespear. Soo as the universe is infinite you could make the same argument that a human brain could be created living your life. Maybe you are one.. its scary but probably not true
Ah yes, Ive heard of something similar, I think it was the brain in a jar theory
isnt there a library online with that concept
The Library of Babel I think?
@fair glen There is but I forgot the name. In practice its just gibberish lmao
ANYONE willing to trade purple balls
Anyway ima go study a bit more before the exam. Cheers to you guys. Cya around
This reminds me of the one time they took monkeys and made them throw stuff at a board and wherever it landed they would either buy or sell a stock and the monkeys ended up outrading wallstreet
Nice talking to you, good luck
@dense flume haha I love that :)))
I AM THE GOAT OF THIS GAME I AM THE MVP
...
Have merin key looking for bitcoins or anything with value I do not run lighthouse. It isnt found in raid so we would have to trade in raid
How are the queue times right now?
low but I logged in like 2 hrs ago
Finishing a show right now just wondering if I should start the queue now lol
Are people able to to play the game? I can’t launch the game
im in a raid rn
obviously
SKILL ISSUE
I’m slow I’m sorry what does that mean?
this guy is seriously using the 2 min chat cooldowns to say that lmao
PROBLEM?
so tell us, what does "Skill Issue" mean?
Skill issue?
Okay?
bro hes the TARKOV MVP he doesnt have to explain himself 🙄
I mean okay
PROBLEM?
alright. I'm going to go do some raids and actually be productive at this game. because clearly this Tarkov MVP guy doesn't have to play anymore since he's "too pro"
I QUIT MY JOB TO PLAY TARKOV
i have no money
Touch grass
Pipe down mate
Why? Tarkov is the best game ever
I stopped going outside since i love it so much and im such a pro and i keep killing noobs because of how good i am
Bro talking like is 2010
Ok..
swedish chef 2024
guys please stop, he's hilarious, next generation
How am i funny
I found A merin key and died now it isnt found in raid anyone trying to trade
5 minute pog
I dont know
Would you take 6 M80 rounds?
does anyone have purple ornaments I can buy
Oh my fucking god slowmode on chat 1 is 5 fucking minutes
No but you can get good
Just some advice
@minor quartz I am, but they are just hard to find.
I found merin key and died anyone wanna trade
may i buy a bear dogtag off someone thats over lvl 15
When you wait 15 minutes for your pc to boot up just to have tarkov shut it off again and again
So what ammo (that you can buy from traders) for 5.45 has stats comparatively to m855a1
Im not wasting my slowmode restricted comments answering that
Game is bugged. Cant play it
I mean there's 7n40, but flea banned and no trader sells. You could get BS, but is a barter for only a 30rd box. Yet you can buy m855a1 from 2 different traders?
I played 40 plus hours and the only problem i had was the game closing itself. Now it shuts off my entire pc
may i buy a bear dogtag off someone thats over lvl 15
855a1 won't go through class 6 In 1 Shor. Bs will
Same with igolnik
why does eft chat have a 5 minute slowmode
B/c this chat best chat
Warning for everyone here. If you see this man Sambo#5002 report him. He joined a beginners assistance chat and killed everyone taking millions of rubles from low levels.
sounds like a hardware problem to me
what low level has millions of rubles
check event viewer on your PC and check for critical errors
multiple new players not knowing and bringing all of the good stuff from their initial stash could be a big blow, idk if thats what happened tho
@lofty lichen A collective total of all the loot not just one
still would have to be a godly run to end up with that much value in one raid
do dogtags need to be found in raid now for quests? It wont let me submitt them for counteraction
or do the dogtags just need to be from shoreline
dogtags don't store which map you killed the player on afaik, do you have tags with the right faction/level for what you're trying to turn in?
iirc counteraction needs level 20 or higher BEAR tags
oh it's just bear tags idk why i thought there was a level requirement
I only need 1 more 15+ bear to get my Rsass trade
Are there any signs that Raiders spawned when I pull the D2 lever?
Looking for Purple Ornaments.....tradeing or buying ...DM please
may i buy a bear dogtag off someone thats over lvl 15
the raiders spawn, idk what other answer you want
if you don't see raiders after you pull the lever they didn't spawn
they do spawn in with a bit of a delay though
Anyone else just hates the Lighthouse QUestlines?
I have big issues with the quest where you need to pick up the documents
i have an issue with the dogtags must be found in raid
If your running in a group make sure you guys huddle together and sit still when you pull the lever lol dont know if it actually helps but ive noticed them spawn more when my group is together
How could it be my pc when it was working fine on the same settings for over 40 hours
Its the same hardware
@cunning marsh i usually take one at a time then create distance, idk if its the best method but saves me getting locked on like an aimbot by him and his guards
That event viewer is such crap
may i buy a bear dogtag off someone thats over lvl 15
are morphines craftable
because game bugs are essentially never capable of forcing your whole PC off, it's much more likely to be a driver/overheating/etc issue
just fried the whole factory just to get head eyes by a scav witha mp133
why does my game lag as soon as a shoot is there a fix to this its super annoying
I cannot wait until they remove santa the filthy fat oaf. Dirty bastard was just sitting in a bush and scared the shit out of me so I shoot him once in the foot, then he proceeds to merk me for 2 mil in loot because he decides to pin me behind a forklift in the middle of nowhere
where can i post a vid of cheaters?
I thought you got a better offer bub
how do I know which junk box the scav case is gonna take?
what to do
what
oh if there is stuff in it it will ask u if u want to turn it in still.if u do u will loose everything in it
it takes the first one you crafted/bought. if it's full you get an error
insure the empty one and it shows up as insured in the craft
its like 800k to insure it
why does only the eft chat 1 not have slow mode
Just empty both scav junk boxes so it don't matter which one it takes
2 am db money runs, wish me luck
other one does to, people just dont talk in it as much so the timer is smaller
Who has that space in their inventory
Almost took out Gluhar's gang with a double barrel and flechettes lole
you dont have to lie to kick it..just be yourself
if finished the toolsets on factory but died do i have to get more toolsets and do the process over or can i just survive a factory raid
just survive
as long as those items are still checked off on the task screen you don't have to redo them
nice
anyone know what the nvidia announcement about EFT is about?
Sell shit?
i think it would be funny if all twitch streamers began to combust and burn to death
why do twitch streamers have you so salted up
No sell. Only junkbox
they should try boxing
I stg streamers hear someone shooting from across the map and can go "Yes, that's M61 fired out of a 22 inch barrel 300 meters away at bearing 250, the PMC is 30 kilos overweight and circumcised"
BRO I KNOW
Q
Question, is it worth keeping the pharmacy key? For interchange
I’m a new-ish player so idk
It's easy to tell what gun someones shooting after using or hearing it a few times. The circumcision part is impressive though.
AP-20 slugs are far superior to LAPUA change my mind.
To follow up on what you were saying - There are like fucking 10,000 loose tools on lighthouse, it's insane. Kinda surprised it's taking me so long to find mill hoses. I've been hitting the construction site in the road and then looting down the shoreline with the broken boxes
someone went through dorm and forgot to close the door
If you like to play interchange, keep it
now I know he's here and it's gonna be fun for him

They need to fix Scav bosses wall banging the fuck out u non stop
Never happened to me xd
it's only gluecar hes broken this wipe
Pretty sure it's new this wipe, they'll just suppress whatever your last angle was relentlessly.
Oh? I thought that is old mechanic lol
welp I just threw my scav karma out the window killing santa AGAIN by mistake. fucker rushes you for no reason. if they don't do any compenstaion for scav karma for accidentally killing santa y'all better watch out when I'm scaving ahhahah
Lol, yesterday i shot him in da face by mistake, he just ate that 5.45 bp round

and I literarlly told my self "this wipe Imma be a hell of a good boye"
and I was until santa decided to rush me 2 times once on factory and this time on big chalet
idk
But the mid to late wipe will be such a cluster fuck in terms of scavs because all will shoot each other
Im telling u rn hahaha
and I even finished my intel center lv3 last night FFS XDDDD
Scavs are shooting other scavs all the time, and this is the only thing that make me mad xd
well now I have one more reason to tap you HAHAH
I'm literarlly unrecoverable since I took all the car extracts at least 3 times except for the one on lighthouse
all that remains is to coop extract but we all know that ain't happening in 1000 years
They should add a way more efficient way of recovering your scav karma
or at least boost the survive and extract to 0.05 i feel like this will do the trick very well
losing scav rep as a pmc is bunk
If you camp santa and someone else kills him you can then kill that person for like .20 karma
lmao imagine
i don't have to... santa fucked me
good luck tho
dayum santa be naughty
Yeah I only know this because I was trading with santa once when he was brutally gunned down
sitting on 2 santa bags in my stash AHHHAHAHA
kek - i didn't know you lost rep for killing him until I noticed i was at -3 without ever running a scav
LMAO
if u kill him as scav is -3 and if u kill him as pmc is -1
i got -0.80 and i tend to get AK with 10 rounders and BP 
Dude had the nerve to ask if I was friendly lmao, hell nah bro you just murdered santa
i killed him 3 times as a pmc before I knew what the deal was. Later I saw a guy kitted out with santa gear who head-eyes me - was a pmc
hold on im being chased by a horde of player scavs
They better do a scav karma event after this because this christmas shit has fucked me one too many times
I saw shturman run all the way from the tree into the middle of sawmill just to attack me and I lost like .80 karma from shooting him.
We can just do it on our own..im sure can find enough people down to do it
ive seen alot of people doing the extract at resevee and interchange
getting one tapped by supressed snipers actually makes this a horror game, especially if you're playing w friends
lmao just desintegrated one poor scav with double barrel shotgun on double tap with ap20
does anyone have the rb st key i can borrow or will take me to do the quest
I think I have it but now im in raid
farming lighthouse is preety fun ngl
you never know what you will find. Maybe a mil tube? maybe 3 of them? maybe bitcoins? or maybe nothing cos one fucker was faster than you lmao
-0.51 scav karma bussin
God fucking damnit
I just domed santa again
Why is the timer set to 5 minutes again?
Did the mods forget it on or something again?
crazy length i dont know how people talk in there long
Edits I guess
yea its just such a pain
Just asked a guy on woods if he needed a FIR gasan and he tries to hunt me down instead 😖 like bruh im only voiping because I already have the drop on you
sorry i have RB-PP
chat 1 is gay chat 2 is for chads
I feel you man. My -0.51 scav karma is bussin rn
I don't even want to know what it'll be when I extract
That was the 4th time
it's negative anyway HAHAAHHAAH
HOLY FUCK you had fun eh?
I just need 4 more pmc kills...just let me kill you on factory pls.
Night raids with shitty NVG's are fun
lmao I love night raids
Night raids with just a flashlight turn tarkov into a horror game
Buckshot scavs turn tarkov in horror game
Imagine being able to get on 🥲

anyone tryna run customs? im new btw
theres no queue wym
yeah sure
They fixed it or are people just sleeping
people are working/sleeping wait some hours and hell breaks lose
Smh i got school damn
I lost 1 whole karma when killing santa
L
whats wrong with someone being gay.. i find it funny dudes that are homophobic acting like gay guys hit on every dude they see is cringe anyways
your name contains furries so that's enough for me to not even argue
im out
It says “one of ur friends”..
for me it's furries don't try to make it better
ur an L mans
Willfully ignorant and stupid, got it
-1 karma for killing santa. 
Ik that feel bruh, all the hard job for scav karma
theres people with like -10 rep from killing santa
best spot to farm on Customs? just the Directors office? Marked room?
crack house
I think dorms, that house where intel is
the science room on top?
and the rooms with the mannequin
Thank god I'm only at -1.33 rn
that unknown shack in shipping yard... I don't think I've ever found anything in there. the one that unlocks with unknown key right?
Nah, there is library idk if it is crack house idk
Unknown key is for quest
I call that house inteligence or intel becouse there is spawn of inteligence folder but it should be crack house because there is lab upstairs and stuff
I dont care about them, but that LGBT bruh...
Is it just me or is interchange too goddamn bright for NVG's but to dark to go without, even outside?
Your chillin and walking through town and you see 5 girls wearing t shirt with text LGBT in rainbow colors... i just hate this but i dont care if someone is gay
Interchange was always like that
5 scav kills iron sights 40m is so annoying
Nah
im bad is it is ok
Me too lol, i have K/D 2,5... but it isnt that hard. Idk what map u playing but on woods it is ez
ok i go to wood
You can see them on long range and just go to them and kill them lol
Can confirm Woods is the best map for the quest

thank u dogs

Customs is not a very good map for making money
dorms grab all safes and waepon boxes same on the other places you can get good loot just gotta check everywhere 
Take like any other map, woods, interchange, reserve, lighthouse, and you Will make more money than customs
thats very true
anyone by chance know how much rivals 2020 armband goes for on flea? if im in wrong channel, mb im new here
if i run customs to make quick money ill go in with a cheap kit and just hit stashes and dip
Youll still make more running other maps. Customs is simply not up to par compared to other maps
@sharp dock yes you can sell red on flea
i found a lab violet card. is it any good?
that is true, im fairly new to the game.. customs is the only map i know without having to look at a map
Yes, a few million roubles on flea
its not even on flea as an option? even when there is none on the market it still pops up
how long is queue
cant sell labs cards or top
i didnt have one
Don’t exclude barters. Noone is selling for roubles
too low level but nice
when does christmas event end?
probably tomorrow. since orthodox christmas is tomorrow
cool i've got wayyy too many ornaments and didn't want them to go to waste
Save it until you have flea
anyone tryna do a scav run? im very new btw
Does anyone know when the christmas tree event will end? Deciding whether I should get a ledx or save up a bit more for a wep case, not sure how much time I have left tho
on the 8th or 9th i think
Level 40. NA. Anyone want to do some raids Customs/Reserve runs? Level 30plus only pls.
Anyone know how i unlock Our Own Land on Lighthouse?
Or do you only get that one if you are BEAR?
aight, since therapist gives me a shit price for it. like 179k kek
ofc ill wait for me to unlock flea market.
Doesnt matter if u are bear or usecc all quest is the same
I cant find any info on this quest tho
On wiki it says there is no related quest to it, so probably some random quest
It ends on the 7th
January??
Si
Damn
sum1 please tell me this guy that posted blue card for 17 mil lost money on the tax. im pretty sure you cant post blue for 17 mil and make money....
where did u learn this
60 pmc kills for an operational is a lot but somehow I did it
i mean there's still drops on the 8th
twitch drops are insanely not worthed
the best drop i've seen was a kitted scar which you can easily get from lighthouse by killing exactly 4-5 rogues
22 hours of idling for just a scar? lmao
Build a LEDX or weapon case?
anyone with cottage back key mind opening door for me?
anyone by chance know how much rivals 2020 armband goes for on flea?
lol
There are trades for 1000000 roubles but idk if there is lower price on that
I think they shoot you if you will come close to their territory, shoot them or loot them
Is it allowed to play this game with a controller instead of a keyboard and mouse?
Is it allowed to play it through steam?
Is it allowed to modify the controller configuration provided by steam?
i know you can't do the latter two idk about the first,plus you'll have a horrible time with a controller lol
It's not possible to bind like half of the buttons and sticks on the controller to anything in game
@knotty prawn im fairly new and dont know many of the maps. would it be worth it for me to obtain a green keycard?
i don't think you have enough space in a controller for all the inputs in tarkov
So you are telling me its not allowed to play this game through steam?
I have been playing with an xbox controller by using steam and assigning the buttons to whatever i want
When does christmas event end ?
don't think you can put tarkov on steam no
I already did
On steam what do you think i put it up for sale
what
Has anyone else noticed the game closing itself? Like I'll step away for a bit, shower, dinner, general stuff and come back staring at my desktop. Is this part of that queue shit?
Anyone play rust and wanna help me out
Im asking is it allowed to play tarkov through steam by adding it to the steam library as a non steam game which is an option given by steam
Why wouldn't it be allowed?
You can use aimbot
You can use aimbot even without steam lmao
Thru steam is easier
Because my pc has restarted 6 times and it has only happened playing tarkov didnt happen while playing onward or project cars 2
People literally make money cheating in tark, it isn't difficult regardless
Your point?
no probably not, but theres plenty of other things you could barter it for off flea, eg cases, other keys for maps you play, graphics cards for hideout etc
it's your psu then tarkov cant reset your game 2iq
2iq?
dang, is it really worth that much?
i love how i can hear shit that's miles away with perfect clarity, but some dude sprinting at me with a shotgun? Nah mate.
I don't see how steam really changes much
wear headphones and not an altyn
i was?
Then open your ears
50ty rlly defending the worst game out rn 💀
I looked up on youtube how to play escape from tarkov with a controller and they said to use steam
really fucking helpful, thanks for contriburing
If he is behind a concrete wall obv you won't hear him
I bullied somebody for buying it lmfaoooo
Iwl I’m looking around and I still can’t find where I asked
Worst is a stretch
oh you didn't ask, my friend did.
Imaging having to sit in a queue of 100k people just to play 15min and die
L game 🤣
Yea you can still buy Anthem
You got everyone laughing 😐
All the moping in the world won't get anyone their money back sooooooooo, idk what you expect chief.
Bank chargeback 😐
Oh, yea you a new one, try to get the money back if you want
You know that’s not true, you wouldn’t be this tilted about a game if it was bad. Your just annoyed you can’t play
That too ☝️
You’re*
I'm mad as fuck i can't play either, i've got 4 raids in two days, but wait, or do something else. literally nothing else to do. Getting your money back counts as something else 🤷♂️
Shit sucks for everyone.
Oh he’s mad boys, bringing out the grammar
Not mad you’re saying I actually like the game when I don’t
yeah its one of the rarest itmes in game. doesnt have much of a purpose but its just worth loads because so rare
So why are you crying on the discord then?
You're literally in the discord, during your free time bitching about it. Clearly you care.
You're not being paid to whine online with strangers about a situation we all have to deal with.
Cuz it’s so funny seeing everyone else doing it
It's not, hundreds of people saying the same shit is useless.
dang and i found that boy chillin in a stash.. crazy but understandable
This is objectively a shit experience but saying it over and over and over is annoying as hell
Useless does not mean it ain’t funny
Who's laughing?
Whatever gets ya dick hard bro
I popped in during the crashed to ask if it was just me and talk a lil shit. but i stopped after like 30 seconds. what the fuck were those long please my wife, and i fucked a pigeon things.
once ur level 15 do required search and enable barters, it will show you all the items you can exchange it for (as long as its found in raid)
Your mom
Nah 45
i am 15, thats why i was curious about it. thank you for the help man, i really appreciate it
Rust > tarkov
Then go play rust?
I am 😐
Then hop out of the Tarkov chat?
Why don’t u?
I came to play tarkov and saw you whining
Then play the game and hop out of the discord?
You have to be on tarkov discord to play the game? Is that a new mechanic?
It just fascinates me how much people bitch and moan
He’s a rusty boy, that checks out
Hate us cause they ain't us
I’m rusty w ur mom too
You'd play rust 3x better if you closed the disc and focused
I’m the best rust player
Certified clown
kek, poor guy
Certi virgin plays tarkov 🤣
should have just left me to my way, thanks for the pilgrim and your dogtag
So mad
oh nice yeah no problem
A
Aww
rip
gotta love the white knights who defend a $140 game thats unplayable.
Imagine buying EOD 
Imagine being to poor to buy EOD
Eod is worth like 10 bottles of vodka, imagine how many bottles mr nikita has in his house
are the servers down or sum, can't join a scav game?
Imagine justifying EoD in any way except for OP buffs
anyone come across a bug where you can't shoot or open doors
Real talk waste of money id never get that unless on sale
idk man I'm happy with the game
@solar girder Yea same as glass. When its broken on your screen and not broken on your friends. Best bet is probably reload but the que..
hmm, it happened mid raid in factory and couldn't open the exit
Yikes..
If you open inventory and close it again that fixes the shooting part, not sure about opening doors
@hollow shale yea. Pretty much then you will need a new key
@hollow shale Cant you buy it of flea ?
Its probably super worth it. 100 raids and lets say you die or dont get there first in 40 raids. That still meand there are 60 raids im which you can get the thermal AK which already is worth more. Its worth

Good one
based
Sooo whatchu guys doing ? Avoiding the slowdown on the first channel ?
I hate the 5 minutes myself.. I get why its there but its like a frikin twitch chat in there. No thx
is dlss out?
Trying to distract myself from the fact I’m opening at my store aka I have nothing to do for an hour or two because nobody’s fucking going shopping at 6am on a Wednesday
@hollow shale I used to love coming in there and helping some people out or having a chat with the community. Not anymore lmao. There were 3 guys talking 8 hours ago and slowdown was still around fricking 2 mins
@west girder Important topic and tarkov do not really fit well
is dlss out??
Anyway the mods dont give a shit about this channel..
The slow mode is really stupid. But moderation in this server is a joke anyway so it’s not surprising
I called out a mod for being transphobic the other day and got a warning to “respect staff” 
everything is transphobic these days so no surprise
@fringe geode They used to remove the memes they didnt find funny and then removed the memes channel entirely cuz too toxic.
Yea making memes about the servers is toxic apparently. Truth hurts
can someoen answer me pls
Saying you don’t like traps/femboys/people with pronouns in bio is pretty blatant
does someone want to be my friend
those same subset of people you mentioned can do the same thing with impunity, so I dont care
What
is dlss out just answer me please
Im not transphobic or anything like that but I will never respect random invented pronouns. F to that.
It wasn’t about invented pronouns lol. Not like xe/xir or some shit
traps/femboys/pronouns and the rest of the lgbt gang can harass and hatespeech against CIS gendered,White, and non woke people with impunity. So why should I give a single shit when they get a taste of their own medicine?
@hollow shale Yea but some are adopted by literature and some are created by edgy teens
Lol
didnt know it was a competition
Dont call the moderator I dont want fucken 10 minute slowdown here too. I would have to talk in frickin #screenshots
You’re the one making it a competition lol
What the fuck is going on here cause it ain't Tarkov
Sooo what do you guys think about impact grenades ? I traded with a guy.. we both blew ourselves up. Legit shits broken.
im not the one who said "the most oppressed" as if certain people cant be discriminated against
Shitpost and keyboard warrior type shit
They're great, haven't gotten many chances to use them against PMC's but they're fun as hell
@west girder STOP :(
If they weren’t on traders it would be fine
@west girder stop calling the BSG crew the channel would burn like the servers
Barter for really common items that are on flea
so you support hatespeech and hatecrimes against innocent people. Nice, and you want to censor them.
And they were for a while and a lot of people stocked up a good amount
It wouldnt be fine. Its legit super easy to find them. They should never have been added like the GL. They are super unbalanced.
Lmfao cope. I’ve always shown respect and gotten respect back. Never had anyone discriminate against me for being a straight white guy
@hollow shale BSG doesnt play the game..
Nikita doesn’t, he’s stated as much clearly
No for real they admitted it..
The impacts aren’t that bad…I haven’t even been killed with them..yet. So I guess if they were used on me a lot I’d think they were OP but haven’t even seen people using them in my raids. I’ve used them against others though, and killed some people. My teammate also forgot one was in his hand and blew him and me up but other than that, they haven’t been used on me.
Ive seen it happen, and when it does happen bigots like you tell them there is no such thing as racism against Whites.
They’re pretty hard to get. I’ve been killed by them and had teammates killed by them multiple times
now you’re just putting words in my mouth
Can’t happen to me if I’ve done that before to the person following behind me…they shouldn’t have chased me.
How did this channel get into racism all of a sudden... ima actually get the mods
racists can’t help but be racist
Keep it at least on topic guys legit you are arguing about what racism is in a video game discord channel. How pathetic can you be ?
Because Mike is fragile
😢
😩
is dlss out
@pure field no.
is there a release date?
No
oh ok then
@pure field Nikita said later on. Sorry for replying so late I thought you got your answer on the eft channel 1
lol its fine thanks for answering anyways
It seems I have won.. no. WE HAVE WON !! SOVIET ANTHEM EARRAPE
@ashen walrus i summon thee
Wtfff
For real now how can this guy be on the server but the mods legit banned a guy with a trump card in his PP because they asociated him with Trump ???
Like I said, it’s his cultural heritage. Let me make mine confederate flag
:))))
tbh there are 60k people here, it's hard to monitor everyone
Bro
Haha im so done im legit so done this made my day
This discord is such a joke and all of those discord admin memes are so true
This has the worst moderation of any major discord I’ve ever been in
@fringe geode I know. Yet they removed eft memes cuz HurDur ToO ToXiC
It censors complaints, allows bigotry, and bans memes

I think its 100% intentional on the censorship.. the game is made in russia lets be real..
Guy stole my loot last night and the staff said we don't enforce "loot sharing issues" mfer took my shit outta raid when I told him he didn't have to. Said he'd bring it back to me and then blocked me
BSG tried to censor a security leak a while back by copystriking 40 ytbers for saying you should use 2 factor authentification
The bigotry fits too, given Russia’s track record on that
ny one have leftover white ornaments? looking for them
@jagged elk Yea they dont care.. hell I had wipe my account after the heavy bleeds update. Like 10 people said they will look into it. Nothing happened. Its a joke
Yoinked
Your loot has been safely relocated. Thx and goodbye@jagged elk
😂😂😂
It was a m4 I built up from start. Had a ps320 valday and everything
lmao
Ojjj @west girder you fck idiot…
@jagged elk ah its just some shitty m4. Talk to me when you lose a pair of t7s 2 secs into the raid from hacks
I can hold your gear for you if you want so that doesn’t happen. Just join a game with me and give me everything
I've like a 3 mil kit 5 seconds into reserve
What the fuck are you running that’s a 3mil kit
Beefy
@jagged elk t7s alone are 17 mil. I had decked out lapua with backup mp7, slick and bastion. Whole shebang...
Fck 11years old kid read about a WW2 and now make a fun of it… idiot
Mutterficker
Speak English or German you idiot 3)
It’s ok a few trans people are racist against whites so you’re allowed to hate minorities now.
-mike113
Go change the nappies
You should hate people based on their actions not thing that they cant control like race religion etc. Hate is natural but it must be for a good reason
Is enough when I tell yours
Move on, thanks.
Except if they're French
That’s not very based and redpilled of you
Now that is absolutely based
Aqua. Go back to sleep. It's fine. Shhhhhh
Told you. Go to your mummy and ask to change your nappies
@mild frost this guys name is adolf hitler. What kind of a fucking mod are you ?
King Tut?
Mod abuse. Didn't wait 10 seconds like the rest of us
chill dude
we'll get around to it.
:))))))))
at no point did i say that was fine.
Joke discord legit. Youd find more moderation in a god damn kindergarten made of chocolate..
Wish 😂
lol
@mild frost Im not mad btw I frankly dont care. I just find it hilarious
That’s probably you.
cool
Says the mf named Hitler
Yo hitler big fan man can you sign my mein kampf ?@west girder
wtf... you need to reach rep 30 for an additional flea slot!?
Ooo you got angry. Mummy keep you in the basement for a while i see
Welp there goes that
Move along people
@dark garnet yea they nerfed flea as much as they could
I’m gonna make an account named Jefferson Davis now/s
I miss the old days. Lvl 5 flea market free for all
What the fuck is this Chat.
it's beneficial for the game's health.
Did they put the flea repellent on it like a dog
15 is not bad to if you doing a quests. 3 days and is done
Fucking who knows at this point
@fringe geode If I name myself william the conqueror nobody would know that I am named after a medieval genocidal maniac lmao
Royal rumble
Genocide isn’t real 
I'm stuck on delivery from the past. I've done about 10 raids for it. I get the package and die everytime
Is that they're calling it?
Anyone have Jumbo911 added on their friends list?
I’m John cena you can be the rock
Have you tried not dying
I know because many people are doing this quest or waiting for people to kill them…
It's so bad that I died to a scav at 100 meters to a head ears who had buckshot
Ooh that's a good idea. I'm gonna try that next time I get stuck.
Wear kiver with fs I did colleagues and the final boss was a buck scav that the helmet saved me on.
I've tried the not dying. It's proven ineffective
you need to sell 300 MILLION worth of items on the flea to get +1 slot....
It’s objectively an OP strat. If you don’t die you always gain
did the barter for the RGO impact nades change/disappear again? They're not visible anymore with Prapor lvl 3
Objectively.
Scavs are bugged in the game atm. Did you see them sometimes stuck around doors / walls or dead bodies and they just acting like a crazy people 😂😂
I hope so, never should have been added
No lol. Usually I see a scav I kill q scav. I rarely do scav runs because my inventory is so full
Honestly I think they should have never added impact nades aswell
It’s horrible game design
I haven't even died to one yet, just the possibility of it happening makes me not want to do my factory pvp quests. I love going in big and seeing how many raids I last but idk if my heart can take dying to a naked man with a grenade
if they make the fuse longer it’d be less of a cheese weapon
it’s supposed to have a 1.6 fuse
Then it’s not an impact grenade
@fringe geode that would imply there was a design.. im just sure that they add whatever nikita wants
someone didn’t read wikipedia
“Realism” except for the recoil 
In my opinion Vog-25 is extremely similar to the impacts, though it doesn’t explode on impact, but 2 seconds is super quick…you barely have time to react. I’ve used those and killed people a lot too and they couldn’t really react. Especially now that you can hold the grenade in your hand, and unpin the Grenade. All you gotta do it unpin it peek and let go of your mouse button. They’re probably gonna be dead if you don’t whiff it.
peek
Is so funny. I saw that on pmc run in shorline. I did fight 2 and I kill one. I was looking for another one and he was shouting at me but he got stuck between rock and tree and start to turns 360 looking up down all the time like supper fast. I come next to him and he just shout at me nothing more but I send him a bullet and he wake up and almost killed me 😂😂
@glad haven I naded a guy and got nadded by the same guy in return. We both sprayed each other, passed a corner took out a nade and died. Shits stupid af
1.6 second fuse before impact.
if it hits the ground before then it will have a regular grenade timer
thanks for repeating what I said?
not at all

yes at all
k
I feel like there is a lot of negative energy in the air. Could you guys calm down ? What we should all be saying is that impact nades are OP af
the pain of killing santa two times cause all I saw was legs...
NIKITA’S VISION
no
@ivory ledge ye
no
:(
nades are fine and the event is trash
Brooooo
Im workin on getting all the event exp people wont get later in the wipe
Planeted all the things under the trees now I'm gonna kill 4 more scabs tonight around trees
i personally havent felt bullshitted by impact nades
Hi again hitler
Hitler is back from the moon
Nades are garbage anyone who uses them know they be bad at the game. But they ain't gonna get rid if them
got hit by impacts at d2 yet?
nah i dont really go out d2 much
okay and?
You’re right, your experience matters more than anyone else’s
tarkov doesnt need to be 100% mechanical skill based.
Bad at gaem for using Op strat ? I dont see evasion using only toz..
dude im sharing my opinion back off

Anyway mechanical skill is not really a thing in tarkov. Skill is map knowledge most of the time
yup
absolutely
but also knowing when not to engage
Should it be luck based then?

what's your problem mate?
Honestly its a lot of luck and fights feel like coinflips sometimes.
he got killed by a shitter with an impact nade im guessing
is it possible to get 15 survived status on reserve in just under 4 hours 52 mins
What did he do ? lol
Definitely possible probably annoying
Knowledge based not aim battles
Are you procrastinating weekly quests lmao
so far from what im noticing its about 4 mins 50 seconds average waiting for player times. so far crap spawns. for the time being. so red rebel is a pain to get to
Are you just not going to take sewer manhole
average wait time in raid is what 7 mins / 8 mins ? orr 600xp
7 minutes I forgot how much xp
if i can get to sewer manhole yea
You running night yea?
but its beyond high traffic atm. people rotating to RB-ST trying to get the locked tanked atm
been doing okey so far in day time which is surprising
yes, ez but not worth it at all
usually people camp their balls off on reserve now. but been moving around place to place to get to extract without to much issue
mostly doing it for exp while cranking out the last remaining quests on reserve
still need 112k exp to 37
you need just to gain 162 xp in raid or spend 7 min and you can extract without backpack
It’s possible but for the next like 2-4 hours you get to exclusively rushing extracts
and really dont want to do choreline
I can do it in 1 hour)
Counting que times?
guess il crank on with it after i get lunch made. 15 extracts in 1 hour. the luck you would need to pull that off is fucking insane
if I will get lucky then yes)
I misread ) I thought 7 times, sorry)
From what he said his que times were I’d doubt it
4mins average deploy time. more often than not im getting crap spawns anyways. average raid time is about 16 mins so far
get a game super quick but its none stop waiting for players. its annoying af
When will the christmas event be over? I need 6 more balls
you can loot 162 xp ez, just look in bottom right corner and count or just kill scav with headshot and go
I had a raid yesterday that confused me. Since when will Sthurman and all his guards spawn on the road on the UN side I pushed down because I killed 1 guard on the road but had no sight on shtur and he and 2 guards where posted up on top of each other in the middle of the road.
hydra
You cut one head and then you have 2 head on this spot. It`s mythology man
try magazines kekw
cuz they banned it today, magazines and throwables from putting em into secure
Why ?
much love from BSG
hahahahaha no more secure impact nades or secure high caps excelent
Secure for me is just meds, keys and other small valuables
extra ammo in secure is good
I never bring extra ammo
still have ot pack the mags
If I have mags I always bring 3-4
When I use a sks or Mosin I bring a stack of ammo. And I only snipe with those
You shouldn’t be able to put anything but docs/sicc/keytool and the items that go into them in container. And meds. But only when deploying. Anything FiR should be fair game
Yeah see: items that go in them
Yes. But it doesn’t matter if you bring those into raid obv
Agree
Docs case/keytool/similar should be their own slots
anyone wanna teach a little lo
a little lo
My IQ is a little lo
When u go to Light house as a scav and find a military tubing on the ground and then get mowed down by a player and then an AI the second time
Happened to me yesterday 😢
BRO...why?? Now these fricking hackers will creep all around me because i have to carry those extra 30 pricy rounds in the rig. WTF
Were people lying about ornaments on the trees
No but they’re rare
I’ve found only 2 checking most raids
I had 14 raids in a row using 7/62 US but with rys and slick and it hsnt stopped 4am-mozimba cheater to spray with BS in my head
was because of the slick im pretty sure. I use super cheap gear but good ammo to avoid this kind of situations but now im forced to die because some basement kid cant do better out of his life than earn money in a video game
IMPACT GRENADES REMOVED FROM PRAPOR?
it was cuz he`s incapable to find good job or income or just weak in game
stealth patch by BSG fyi, made impact nades LL4 prapor and can no longer put nades in secure container or mags in secure container !!
exactly. But legit players dont have to suffer because someone is incapable of finding a proper and a better paid job
this change is bongwater i swear
welp scratch getting the weekly done now
all the cheaters are in. glorious 1 taps while coming round corner like he magically knew i was there
when does the christmas event end?
yo can some1 tell me when does the sale ends 25% for eft?
i believe on 14th January. Not 100% sure tho
👍
uh oh, servers unhappy again
Will ppl with CPU bottleneck benefit from AMD FSR?
Anybody have any purple or white Christmas ornament they're not going to use?
Maybe
Based
NVIDIA DLSS LETS GOOOO
Yes anyone could benefit it works on all cards and CPU bound games.
The thing is that as I understood FSR takes away GPU Stress not so much CPU :/
I think rgo nade is being removed from the game... Disappeared from barter and it was invisible in my gamma when I brought one to factory
Anyone want to farm rogues?
guys i need help, i can construct scav case, i have 2 lucky scav junk boxes, one full one empty. when i press construct, it always takes the full one and then i get error and roll back, with bugged scav case icon and i need to restart the game
so switch the items and then construct?
Santa killing should be listed as a war crime by the Geneva Convention. Change my mind.
Is the issue of the Scav Case taking a full Scav Junkbox fixed? Or a way to make sure it takes the empty one?
You need to empty each one to try or this tip: "Go into hideout, go into first person by pressing "enter", then tab to open inventory. Put the scav boxes you want to save in your sorting table, press tab, then walk over to scav case and manually build it."
i just putted it into the first slot and the full ones down below.
Then I will try that, thank you ^^
Is there any way to get AP SX outside of raids?
seems to me they killed the mp7 for end game because of ammo availability, mechanic lvl 4 doesnt have it
Are servers down or something? I just want to Install scav case so I can start the 80 hour wait and I’m getting error after error
me too. backenderror mayhem for me...
same
isn't fmj sx enough when lvl 5-6 armor is pretty rare
I get an error moving items error then it doesn’t let me install scav case. Getting annoyed since I told my wife I’d be like 2 minutes
for now yes but later in the wipe it will kill the weapon
compared to other smg's it has pretty good ammo from traders
only problem is suppressor at mechanic lvl 4 😦
i do have mechanic lvl 4 but its not really that needed imo
defo not getting the weekly done now with the server issues 
its like 10% recoil or smth
could someone explain quickly what ammo is good what ammo is bad etc
would help if you provided a gun you are using or what you currently have available to you
the wiki has a ammunition page you should check that if youre wanting quick info
download the battle buddy app and compare it yourself @ruby mauve
alright ty
Absolutely dunked on reshala today, no gold tt tho 
my grandma dunks reshala
Yeah, but 800k vs losing a scav box full of lighthouse run loot you kept for quests isa small price
What should I put my customs marked for on flea?
Merin? Might try that task out
Cant put mags in pouch anymore?
nope
bleh i hate tasks and leveling so much
especially when kitted people spawn right next to me
my toz struggles against them when i havnt gotta into position and dont have devistator rounds yet 😦
omggg server so asss i cant leave a game when it doesnt match me into one
whats the best lv4 armour?
trooper
what makes trooper good
effective durability, minimal penalties, slick barter
does material affect how it protects u or is it just weight
it does
Yes, it effects how fast it loses durability as well as how well it repairs
are the punisher quests worth rushing to get bp ammo
Meh I wish they gave more exp
can people pls level up faster so i can dump my sugar on flea
Anyone know what attachments i need for gunsmith part 1 ?
check the wiki
it has builds for all the gunsmith quests
sheesh iv been waiting for session to load for 11 mins now LMAO
Oh ok thanks
np
why the fuck does everyone come to kill me in ai scavs included when i have shit but sometimes when i want pvp i cant find the whole server
when your trying to get tasks done and not fight you go to unexpected hotspots where tasks are, when your trying to fight and not task your actually going to where people arnt becauase they are doing tasks
Lol me sitting on a full holodink of fir sugar
Facts
yeah woods sucks
woods is awesome, loot everywhere
i try to do my quest a pmc comes to snipe me and i kill him, another one comes i kill him, ai scav shoots me i heal up and then another pmc snipes and kills me wtf
give me a break..
Dropped a dude at 100m with a shotty feels good
lol trying to go to usec camp?
you should search my name in screenshots for 200+m toz kills
tried getting my iskra water bottle quest done
Protip hide in a bush go at night wait for 25min left in raid then do ur qiest shit u will almost never be bugged
lol thats exactly how I did it
Hey. Can someone do me a favor please. I just need someone to @fluid temple me. I need to test it cause I've been having troubles with discords notifications and I'm submititng a report
Bsg you good for nothing crew! Fix killa spawn!
cringe
CrInGE... yeah fak off. Im after killa since dec 20 and ive seen him like 2 times, and fighting him is also fked up cuz people swarm the place as soon as they hear the RPK.
yeah? what lvl are you? 30?35? Its not about skill level. Its about spawn rate and spawn points.
The real chad move is to seek PvP while also doing tasks
also, kinda weird but you know like right at the start of a match i found a MBSS backpack in one of those Shipping containers near the train on Customs. Like, just in the far corner of it
weird place to leave a backpack
when does the christmas event end?
I think it spawns there
hmm, well I'll be checking it on my naked runs then. Free backpack isn't something I'm gonna say no to
Are nakeds even worth it with the scavs rushing you now
I feel you can get more profit if you just bring a tt
I mean, SKS, 2 mags in a chest rig is enough to get em to piss off
and usually I bring a Umka cuz that's cheap, and has a 2x2 incase i find propane
TT is enough also, but the minimum gets raised as the wipe progresses
why does scav bridge have scav snipers?
Really? Adaptive Cursed settings? Can BSG just twist off, k thx
I've never seen it if it is. I just know they decided they needed to add 2 new basic scavs that have Obscene amounts of health and can survive a KS-23
cuz that makes sense game.
they spawn in later in the raid, so that the scavs get harder the longer your in raid, concluding with boss level health
so "Please keep it quick, but not too quick or you get run through"
i'll say once and I'll say it again, fuck off BSG
im convinced its to be part of scav rep perks (thats unfounded btw)
hello, my knife has gotten me more kills than a gun
for ump, is it worth using match fmj if i dont have ap yet?
ya, go for legs/face tho
roger
airdrops still ig?
mates i've got merin car trunk key and supposedly it's pretty expensive. is it?
it's got no listings for some reason
turn on bartering offers
isn't too bad, about 72k the lowest offer
the items there are worth more than their listed value
I don't know what to do with it.
you are looking at the required search right?
required search? What do you mean by that. I've got no idea if I should trade it for something, or just use it.
fuck extract campers
right click -> required search -> allow bartering offers.
I don't know if you should either 😉 how often are you running lighthouse
@river shale
y got it ty
who can I write to regarding the problem
Is airdrop still in the game?
wheres all the scavs on woods?
trying to find 3 in a raid is hard let alone kill the fuckers
scavs on woods are at scav bunker, scav house, spine, sniper rock, checkpoint, town and sunken village
It is

Glad you think so buddy
https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/legal/license_agreement_en.html
Under 'User does NOT have the right'
4.2.10. To dispose or otherwise transfer the Account or acquire another User’s Account, including by means of exchange or gift
Unless you're an idiot and mean keys
Keys are fine to buy and sell
Most ToS' are bogus anyway and bank on the fact you can't be bothered spending money dragging them to court to win
hey guys i have a noob question since i cannot figure it out.
Whenever im using a magnification scope i cannot change the zoom while scoping with left MB + Left Ctrl
i mean left alt
How do I get out of my tarkov “raid”
i always need to no scope to change it
I’m running out of time
Press O twice to check your extracts
Ok
Then look up a map
Map for what
For whatever map you're on

@pale shuttle help I’m running out of time
What are the names of your extracts?
It says scav cp
I brought all my best loot because I have good gun rn
@pale shuttle how much damage does an mp5 do
Is fence rep progressive for scav loot as in, 3.0 gets slightly worse than 3.5 or is it a jump for 3.0 to 6.0?
It goes to 4.5 after the first turn in @tawny bone
@prime cargo ok thank you
I have no clue what I’m talking about
is stuff crafted in xmas tree FIR ?
@crude rock yes
does lps gzh not 2 tap thorax?



