eft-chat-2

[reef gyro]

fun fact australia has the highest alcohol tax in the world

[tepid solstice]

thats where my main canadian friend is from

[young owl]

i agree with what you said but if the best are foreign then the schools aren't working properly considering your talent pool (330mil)

[tepid solstice]

"A 24 pack case of Molson Canadian runs between $35 and $42 depending on whether you want it in a bottle or can" its like 15.99-17.99 in cali

pretty intense difference

feels like buying a game not a case of beer

[reef gyro]

a 24 pack case of great northern over here will run you about $65

[tepid solstice]

damn son

what about fosters your guys favorite lmao im kidding

[reef gyro]

Lmao

[tepid solstice]

shits so bad

[reef gyro]

legit

[tepid solstice]

only other one i know is victoria bitters

[reef gyro]

a 1l bottle of wild turkey costs about $70 lol

[tepid solstice]

yea its like 20-30 here for that

[reef gyro]

VB is just as bad if not worse

[tepid solstice]

yea it seemed bad

[reef gyro]

Yeah, our alcohol tax is fucked, we hit the highest in the world not too long ago

[tepid solstice]

i like craft beer too that probably cost 9000 dollars

[chrome jolt]

ight I gotta head off to work, fucking 8 am office shifts I swear to god

[reef gyro]

lol

[tepid solstice]

cya have fun in america we start at 9am

[chrome jolt]

why cant I have the nightshifts

[reef gyro]

Thats why i'm a chippy 👍

[tepid solstice]

lmao im not even trying now

[chrome jolt]

I gotta try at my job lol

[young owl]

9am is a good time to start working

[tepid solstice]

my jobs pretty intense too

[chrome jolt]

if I don't I can't play EFT or drink beer

[reef gyro]

i work 6am - 4pm mon - thursday

[tepid solstice]

🚑 thats my job

[young owl]

you can't have a life and sleep enough and work before 9am

[tepid solstice]

not sending an emote i meant paramedic

[young owl]

sending emotes is my job

[tepid solstice]

lucky

that probably pays more too

[chrome jolt]

8 am to 4 pm, working as marketing/accounting for a local business

so fuck me, cause all the work is coming down to me

[tepid solstice]

go get em champ

[reef gyro]

I love my job, absolutely can't complain one bit. 6am - 4pm out on the tools, love it

[chrome jolt]

I'm going to go slam my head into the wall and put the keys in the car

cya

[desert spade]

I really dont get how you can get someone to duo extract, fucking impossible, knife out screaming scav extarct, dead, dead, dead.

[tepid solstice]

i work 48 hours straight then get 5 days off shits wild but sometimes i can sleep on the job if theres no emergencys thats how small town ambulance life is

i love the 5 days off part though

why are you doing the duo extracts the car is way easier

for that rep

[sinful vault]

He maybe used that

[desert spade]

need all that rep.

[subtle frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/874153813601304616.gif?v=1

[desert spade]

keep killing snata

[ashen folio]

why is the miren car key so valuable?

[tepid solstice]

i can extract with you maybe i dunno you gotta like pick the same server and count down to meet up unpartied

[desert spade]

Fucking screaming scav mate.

[tepid solstice]

its not impossible

[desert spade]

True kekw.

[tepid solstice]

i dunno if thats like "not allowed" though tbh so if it is talk to my lawyer

lol but i know it works ive helped friends in the past

[desert spade]

keep tryin, not gonna give up lmao.

[tepid solstice]

what server you on i could try to get the same game

[desert spade]

I just hate how my succes is determined on another players will.

[jovial blaze]

nice potato servers

[tepid solstice]

actually i might get the que

dont want to relog

[desert spade]

*sticks capacitor into raw Potato.

[wanton pumice]

Do flashlights work against AI Scavs? Like would it make them miss more often?

[tepid solstice]

i dont think so

i wouldnt risk it just kill them

[reef gyro]

it slows their reaction time at close quarters

[hazy plank]

my fence karma is just randomly 0 wtf?

[tepid solstice]

honestly scavs seem either stupid as hell or pretty good for me

[reef gyro]

mines -7.5

[tepid solstice]

sometimes i can even just melee them other times they dome me

[hazy plank]

wtf did i do its just 0.00 all of a sudden i dont think i did anything???

[ashen folio]

why is the miren car key so valuable???

[desert spade]

killa santa?

[tepid solstice]

kill santa/killed player scavs

[reef gyro]

it has very good spawns @ashen folio

[wanton pumice]

accidentally killed santa? post match screen shows if you lose rep that match

[tepid solstice]

dissed fences noob saibot playstyle

[hazy plank]

how much do you lose for killing santa?

[subtle frigate]

Oh wow @white owl you don't oof yourself

[reef gyro]

fuck fence all my homies hate fence

[reef gyro]

1.5

[tepid solstice]

fences suck anyway lets get rep with wall

[wanton pumice]

I lost 1.0, but others said they lost different amounts if im right

[young owl]

yeah fuck fence

[hazy plank]

then it should be like -0.5

[young owl]

maybe it depends on how bad you rekt him

[tepid solstice]

fence was never my friend

[reef gyro]

I've never had good scav rep lol

[tepid solstice]

i dunno its some ufc line tbh

[young owl]

i didnt even know it existed when i started this wipe, still recovering my -1, i'm at -0.15 rn

[reef gyro]

lol

[white owl]

Wheres the funny

[tepid solstice]

dana white was pissed and was like <name> was never my friend and people just swap out names forever now

[subtle frigate]

Wdym

[tepid solstice]

wow epstein isnt that the famous scientist E=MC ah shit nah im not this dumb

[desert spade]

hurrah!!! .13 karma

[torpid kernel]

why is there a que

[tepid solstice]

grats

[reef gyro]

idk they felt like it

[subtle frigate]

Wat

[torpid kernel]

they removed it yesterday only to add it back

[desert spade]

Houndrads of thousands tryna play that's why mate.

[tepid solstice]

einstein epstein work it out

[reef gyro]

they never removed it

[torpid kernel]

its monday morning 7:30 am atleast for NA no there should not be a que

[reef gyro]

the queue is global not region locked

[ashen folio]

i run over many cheater already is there a region have no cheaters i can play in

[torpid kernel]

ohhh

[tepid solstice]

im already in because i used my eod line skip

nah i just loaded earlier lol

[tepid solstice]

offline

[young owl]

europe

[reef gyro]

my games been open since 6am, it's 11:30pm atm not a bad run

[desert spade]

servers suck big time, what you want me to say man?

[reef gyro]

OCE has fuck all

[tepid solstice]

europe isnt totally non cheaters everyone has them

[clear breach]

I just died with my chad outfit, hopefully servers get rolled back 😄

[torpid kernel]

NA has a que because of some other part of the world, makes 0 sense'

[ashen folio]

how they even cheat without setting spotted

[reef gyro]

more people opening the game = less stable servers, thefore global queue = attempt at more stable servers

[clear breach]

because BSG doesnt do anything to stop it

[tepid solstice]

eu is closer to china too they can cheat on your servers easier

or ukraine

[young owl]

i havent found a single cheater in my raids like ever

[ruby mauve]

lets change the topic
in the universe, why wouldnt the pmcs just dress as scavs to blend into the crowd and switch their clothes back when visiting traders

[reef gyro]

I've found like 3 cheaters in 1000 hours

[young owl]

ok maybe one

[tepid solstice]

they find you you dont find them unless they show themselves

[ashen folio]

they find me in the grass man i was hiddin there is no way someone find me

[tepid solstice]

you never truly know unless you can see from their perspective or its blatant

it could of played out in a way you didnt expect i wish they would send you a replay like later on after the raid doesnt matter

[clear breach]

tell me you run cheap loadouts, without telling me...

[tepid solstice]

then you could know and it wouldnt affect that match at all

[ashen folio]

i test the cheatters with hiding in a spot there is no way some one see me othere then a scave

[reef gyro]

I don't run cheap loadouts lol

[coarse bay]

u not go labs then?

[mortal violet]

What can i do, when i lost my progress cuz i got a problem in tarkov?

[reef gyro]

my current kit is a slick, exfil and raid pack with an RFB

[clear breach]

When i run cheap loadouts, i never get domed. But if i go to labs with 2.5 mil loadout, i get silent grenades at my feet. They dont even bother hiding it

[mortal violet]

i lost 70% progress in my quests

[reef gyro]

Yeah it's cause you play labs Lmao

[young owl]

depends on what grass you're hiding in, sometimes it feels like a good place to hide but everyone else can still see you

[tepid solstice]

i dunno i like to actually see evidence that just go off of a sketchy death

[reef gyro]

labs is filthy for cheaters

[quiet spoke]

How do you get the “USEC” or “BEAR” armband???

[tepid solstice]

shit can just happen too

yea labs is

[dark garnet]

Oh wtf...None of the stuff my scav extracted with was extracted!

[young owl]

the best answer to what region to play in to find less cheaters was actually any region as long as you dont play labs

[tepid solstice]

weird

[clear breach]

After the lab changes, cheaters migrated to other maps aswell. I mean you can just go on yt and watch the videos. Cheaters are fairly common

Try running an altyn and come back after getting 20 shots to head-eyes

[tepid solstice]

if you get cheaters uncheck that server try a new one be more selective

dont just go in all of them

[reef gyro]

Might be your servers, OCE is pretty clear of cheaters. I just don't find them very often

[tepid solstice]

you can uncheck them just experiment

[clear breach]

If theres cheaters in germany
theres probably cheaters in london too

[reef gyro]

idk what london has to do with this

[clear breach]

servers`?

[tepid solstice]

yea well maybe they are cheating harder in germany that day and london isnt atleast its an idea

[reef gyro]

I'll be chilling in sydney with my 0 cheaters lol

[tepid solstice]

if you just assume nothing will help how can it

[young owl]

also from my experience every guy who makes cheats is german and i know quite a few of them

[clear breach]

Why would there be less cheaters in different regions?
thats an assinine assumption lol

[tepid solstice]

honestly some people get too set on "everyone is cheating" and it poisons there mind

[quiet spoke]

How do you get the “USEC” or “BEAR” armband??? If anyone has an answer @ me

[steep dove]

because the romanians dont have the brainpower to make cheat

[clear breach]

except for east eu tho, but i never play on those servers

[tepid solstice]

sometimes its just them being better too

[desert spade]

Spare time, lack of regulations

[young owl]

nah man i got headshotted they must be cheating

[reef gyro]

Not really, different regions just have different amounts of cheaters, plus the main reason people cheat on this game is RMT, which mostly occurs in poorer countries, which australia isn't surrounded by

[clear breach]

Lack of regulations wtf are you talking about???
theres no law against cheating

[tepid solstice]

oh shit you right fuck

[young owl]

cya guys my pasta is ready

[reef gyro]

Cya mate

[tepid solstice]

impasta

[clear breach]

i only call cheats when its obvious, but when someone puts 20 straight shots into my head-eyes through an altyn
yes thats fucking cheating

[tepid solstice]

clip it

[reef gyro]

they might just have a good angle with a vector

[tepid solstice]

you just are telling a random experience wheres it happening

clip the next for sure cheater

[clear breach]

bro are you really this dense? All the major streamers have adressed this too

[tepid solstice]

i knew it you just are gonna say you are right no matter what

[clear breach]

everyone knows that cheaters are not that uncommon on this game.

[tepid solstice]

lmao how hard is it to clip something

[reef gyro]

Like i said, i've ran into 3 cheaters in 1000 hours. They're pretty rare imo

[clear breach]

Its not worse than many other FPS games, but its still annoying

[reef gyro]

just avoid labs and you'll be fine

[tepid solstice]

they should add a replay you can see later on after the match is gone that shows you the killers perspective

[clear breach]

whats the point of clipping? Sending it here to make myself feel better?
BSG doesnt ban people off clips anyway

[tepid solstice]

that would settle a lot

[reef gyro]

I mean, you're whining here to make yourself feel better, theres not much of a difference

[clear breach]

I think they mentioned they wont do kill-cams cause it can give away peoples camping spots

[tepid solstice]

im just saying all these cheaters it would be nice to see what happened but idc do whatever

yea but after a match is over thats not that big a deal

but w/e thats a way to know if they were cheating it works in many other games

[reef gyro]

honestly a theatre mode or replay mode would be so sick for cinematics and stuff

[tepid solstice]

give away random peoples camping spots is stupid

[clear breach]

Not alot of games like tarkov though, i wouldnt mind a replay function either after game
Thats just what BSG said

[tepid solstice]

i wouldnt support it if it showed you while the match still existed but after it ended makes total sense to me

and would expose the fuck out of people

but oh well

[reef gyro]

or even after everyone in your party is eliminated

[clear breach]

you were the one saying "in my 1k hrs i never meet cheaters"
and i responded to that

[tepid solstice]

whatever parameters they need to do it

[clear breach]

Not like i just starting crying in a vacuum, but that statement is obviously 🧢

[tepid solstice]

its just so nice to see how it actually went down

it can instantly make you certain or be like oh duh

[reef gyro]

I mean, there's no reason for me to say there aren't cheaters. The cheaters i run into i obviously point out. Why would i lie about not running into cheaters lmao

[clear breach]

Ive had 4 different people VOIP me my name, and tell me to drop my evasion armband or theyre gonna kill me. Only cheaters can see your name in game

[tepid solstice]

before battleye the cheaters were way more rampant shit was super crazy

[reef gyro]

which again, is why i brought up regions. Obviously OCE is much better when it comes to cheaters compared to EU

[jolly robin]

In my 3k hours i have met approximately one cheater in 10 labs raids so not meeting a single cheater in 1000 hours is unlikely

[reef gyro]

Probably helps i rarely play labs

[jolly robin]

Yes that will help

[quiet spoke]

If anyone has the “USEC” armband I’m please dm me, I’m interested in bartering for that armband

[reef gyro]

I've ran into 3 cheaters in my 1000 hours, probably racked up a total of about 50 labs raids. 1 had a cheater, other 2 were on reserve and inter

[tepid solstice]

im sure realistically you have ran into more its just there decision if they want to show how much they are cheating or not.

they dont need to expose themselves

some shit is blatant but yea

[jolly robin]

Im pretty sure many people call cheats on people just being insane at the game, i call cheats when its something that is actually impossible like drilling through an unpenetrable wall

[unborn harness]

Practically none are s.c 'rage hacking', it's more more obtuse forms of assistance such as aim bias and other methods that can be much harder to distinguish from a good player.

[tepid solstice]

i just die and shrug it off if i overthink hackers all the time it would just mess me up

[reef gyro]

Yeah, well when i say cheaters i mean 3 i'm definite about, whether they're raging or just magdumping me through walls etc

^ always got another kit in my stash

[shrewd phoenix]

use flee market?

[quiet spoke]

@shrewd phoenix thanks man, NEVER thought about that. It's not there and I've tried a million times

[rich sigil]

Managed to pull out a FIR Taiga machete! I don’t suppose anyone here knows what a fair asking price is for this weapon?

If anyone wants to make an offer or a barter let me know 👍

[shrewd phoenix]

my homie got one yesterday from flee hes been bragging all day abt it, so idk man i aint got it yet

[gilded kayak]

I love this game, and currently there is no other FPS that it's even close to EFT! I have played this game since alpha and obviously it got its up's and downs. Bit generally I can understand difficulty in how complex mechanics are and how much attention to detail Devs put in to... I also understand that having a game in development for so long for one of payment and keeping live specially with the size of player base it's not easy. And I currently would be willing to pay for season's with extra content and wipe every 3months if this would help with keeping game up and help with development... Seriously.

[quiet spoke]

I'm jealous...

[unborn harness]

tarkov-market. Google it.

Please stop looking for trades, you risk being marked by automated software for RMT.

[tiny aurora]

oh my god STOP saying things like this

[quiet spoke]

YO IT ACTUALLY IS THERE FINALLY

Just spent 700k

[rich sigil]

I was asking what historically this item goes for, not what it’s currently going for but thanks for the reply

[quiet spoke]

Thanks for letting me know they are there now, they literally weren't there since beginning of wipe. @shrewd phoenix shout out to you man

[shrewd phoenix]

if u can get a twitch rivals thing they r limited time i think so they will be a lot in a few months or weekss

[gilded kayak]

Don't worry no one will notice that

[quiet spoke]

bro I've just been wanting more than just the evasion...

I know you can find the rivals one in caches but they are pretty rare

[gilded kayak]

Airdrops are good for armbands

[rancid oasis]

hey my game had an update and now says error durring installation and i did the repair and it did it again. anybody know a fix or could help me out?

[shrewd phoenix]

i saw one on interchange yesterday and wanted to go but got scared by a group of pmcs, how good of loot do they got

[lilac pivot]

pray that no one finds my stuff for insurance cycling lol

[gilded kayak]

I think they got tuned down now, and loot it's mediocre, but you still get every so often really beefy drop. So worth chasing up. My two friends found twitch armband yesterday in two separate drops :-)

The best drop i had was Zabralo!! I run straight to extract with my friend he blasted 30 rounds of 9mm and I completed my quest!!! That one was the best!

[delicate escarp]

I have it

[quiet spoke]

Yeah I just bought one

Honestly hyped as hell to finally have one, been looking for weeks how to obtain one

[hardy vigil]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Make British Servers Great Again🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[wheat crown]

bruh streamers get high priority qeue

[arctic crest]

yes because they make bsg a fuck load of money

[wheat crown]

:/

[misty kelp]

you too would give your marketing department priority XD

[mystic loom]

how many in the Q now?

[elfin cliff]

got into customs as scav, went to dorms, killed a pmc who attacked me, near him was a air drop, started looting

after 10 sec player scav killed me..

[ruby mauve]

if i simply shoot in the air, will it increase my gun skills?

[sinful vault]

It should

[mystic loom]

afaik, only hitting and reloading does

[tawny umbra]

Servers fried again

[civic sapphire]

fk you nikita

[rough mortar]

Are there any bugs atm with fence rep? I've just lost 1 whole point and haven't killed any santas or anything

[upper kernel]

god fuicking dammit

[ruby mauve]

you sure? im not, just want to confirm

[viscid plume]

yeah

[sinful vault]

I got recoil controll when i shot in ground when extracting

[viscid plume]

i cant do anything

[tawny umbra]

Game is such a joke right now it's a damn shame. Love tarkov.

[viscid plume]

yeah

[tawny umbra]

Just gotta wait until drops is over I guess.

[mystic loom]

not sure, but this is how i leveled up my sniper skills

[viscid plume]

i lost over 400k in gear and items because of this shit

[ruby mauve]

be creative, i already watched like a whole season of bcs while loading

[ruby mauve]

nice sync

[ashen folio]

STOP DROP EVENT, THIS LITTTERALY KILL THE GAME

[sinful vault]

[civic sapphire]

anyway drops are shit, stop it

money for nikita > community

[ruby mauve]

anyone happens to know where i could find GK-02 12ga muzzle brake for gunsmith 1?

[sinful vault]

Yea thats pretty true

[sinful vault]

Scavs often have em on shotguns

[weak rune]

noob

[sinful vault]

Bruuuh rude

[ruby mauve]

somewhere else? been checking them for like 2 days already, still nothing

[sinful vault]

What map are u playing

[prime lion]

i find loads of em on customs

[ruby mauve]

customs

[dark garnet]

well shit. extracted as a scav, and the transfer item window only brought up what my scav started with.... lame

[sinful vault]

I found a lot on woods, like 5 of them in 1 raid

[viscid plume]

happend to me too

[ruby mauve]

alright, ty

[shrewd phoenix]

any1 know if the xmas tree will be gone after the christmas update

[sinful vault]

Yes

It will disappear

[ruby mauve]

also, how much carma do i get for v extracting for the first time?

[sinful vault]

0.25

[shrewd phoenix]

damn but all the ordaments and christmas gear will stay

[sinful vault]

Nah, it will disappear as well

[ruby mauve]

and it decreases by half each time right?

[sinful vault]

Yes

[shrewd phoenix]

fuck so no point in keeping a santa beard for the next month and selling on flee?

[ruby mauve]

ty sir

[sinful vault]

Maybe gear will stay but ornaments not

[shrewd phoenix]

oh sweet thanks babe

[sinful vault]

Welcome in tarkov

[dark garnet]

no loss tbh. sync is really b aad right now and lots of scavs arnt aable to get out their loot

5 am for me

[broken lynx]

9am east coast USA. Us amerifats are waking up and ruining it 😉

[sinful vault]

Thanks from europe xd

[manic kindle]

I am in the game, but stuck in eternal purgatory since I can't buy anything off the flea market.

[sinful vault]

Yea, just delete it lol

[broken lynx]

Auction house > Flea market

[manic kindle]

Wait, slowmode less than 10 years? Unheard of.

[sinful vault]

True

[manic kindle]

I stand by the message above.

[broken lynx]

this is EFT chat 2, the calmer more sane of the two chats

[dark garnet]

only until the servers go down and eft-chat overflows into eft-chat-2\

[young owl]

I'm dying because of a light bleed 😔 but at least i have a gpu and 2 tetriz in my ass

[broken lynx]

must have a thicc ass to hold all that loot lol

[dark garnet]

you dont bring meds with you?

[young owl]

i bring a makarov and my courage

i always kill scavs anyway so i use their guns

[dark garnet]

you should at least bring a propital with you

[young owl]

i dont have the flea yet

i'll probably start carrying a salewa in my pouch tho

[broken lynx]

all you really need is the Toz anyhow

[dark garnet]

salewa doesnt help with a broken or missing leg

[sinful vault]

Yea its always fun to have jam

[stray geyser]

Can anyone help me plz I need to use Key RB-ST

[young owl]

only jammed once and i played a lot with scav guns

[boreal dagger]

want to buy eft eod pm me<<<<<<<

[dark garnet]

Propital solves all medical problems, if only temporarily

[young owl]

as soon as i get to lvl 15 i'll start using those

[stray geyser]

can anyone help me with RB-ST PLZZZ

[sinful vault]

Ok but who... nevermind lol, no1 trust you

[young owl]

yeah buy tarkov from me guys i promise i wont change password later

[dark garnet]

RB-ST key doesnt exist

[stray geyser]

doesnt it?

[young scaffold]

sure for 2 silver arnaments ill help out

[stray geyser]

how do you get in that room then?

[dark garnet]

you dont, just forget about it

[sinful vault]

Noclip lol

[sinful vault]

I got one, and i sold it

[young scaffold]

i bought mine for 1.4m so they are pricy

[sinful vault]

I sold it to therapist bcs i didnt have space in my stash when i had lvl 10

Nah im joking

[dark garnet]

last time i checked, they were only up for ridiculous barters lol

[sinful vault]

I didnt know that even exists

[young owl]

see i dont need to enter the raid with stuff i already got a full kit with lvl4 armor and i only used a single 9x18 shot

[young scaffold]

some people put keys on for roubles, sometimes new people sometimes people that dont trade - ive seen some merin/rb bunker marked key for 100k cause people dont know their value

[high zodiac]

How long is the christmas tree gonna be in the game?

[sinful vault]

Idk, i think less then week

Bruh, no1 trust you

[young owl]

dude stop trying to make people download software to change ini files

[sinful vault]

If it is true, devs have done it

[young owl]

if you had a real solution you'd tell us what to change

[formal ibex]

when do they take the tree away?

[bleak acorn]

In maybe less than a week, also killing the scavs around it is okay, right?

[formal ibex]

yes there is a quest for that

[sand flower]

anyone know what i could get from selling the hillside house key on the flea?

[bleak acorn]

no scav rep lost?

[dry kernel]

U have to kill them for a quest

Unless youre scav

[bleak acorn]

So in this event you can kill all of them as a PMC except santa

[formal ibex]

as long as your on your pmc

[sinful vault]

Yep

[bleak acorn]

ty

[dry kernel]

I miss just 5 purple balls to earn 3.5mil

[formal ibex]

im assuming tree goes away on like the 8th after drops right

[formal ibex]

im like 3 away right now thats why im freaking out lmao

only need 3 more purple

[sinful vault]

Bruuh still lucky i have like 50 ornaments but no of them are purple

[dry kernel]

If i dont make it in time ill give u the 3 🙃

[formal ibex]

lol what iin time

[dry kernel]

Gather 5 purple

[formal ibex]

just check gold keychain spawns

ive found most of mine between stashes or safes

[dry kernel]

I dont have the knowledge of rare loot spawns

[sinful vault]

I found like 5 bc on these spawns but no purple ornaments 😂

[formal ibex]

i died with 2 last night to a scav player i gave a silver one too

like bruh im sharing the loot no need to be petty

this chat is far more enjoyaable than the one above this

[sinful vault]

True

This was always the better one

Ok

[formal ibex]

aand thats breakiang rule 1

1. Be respectful, no racism or derogatory attitude

[ashen folio]

Who tagged me?

[lunar dust]

we all got tagged

[muted sigil]

oh

[lunar dust]

What they really need though is a mod.

[ashen folio]

Yes who tagged Sherpas? Someone about to get muted

[delicate elbow]

i reported it

[formal ibex]

pretty sure the wolf dude, he was posting some stuff

[ashen folio]

Yes I saw his name @unkempt cape

[formal ibex]

racism and a link that i didnt dare touch

[ashen folio]

This guy

[stable mirage]

[ashen folio]

No mods are available they’re all on Do Not Disturb smh

[formal ibex]

oh thank god we got one

[ashen folio]

There you are, deal with @unkempt cape

[stable mirage]

did already lol

[worldly kraken]

Im always on dnd

[ashen folio]

Thank you sir

[worldly kraken]

Regardless

[stable mirage]

^

[formal ibex]

how do we report that without pinging the shiit out of you guys

[ashen folio]

I’d rather ban him if it’s true that he attached links, smells like a scammer to me

[stable mirage]

Modmail / DM's

[boreal storm]

someone @ me ?

[stable mirage]

Yes, spam.

[boreal storm]

oh

[formal ibex]

aiight, he def posted strait up some racist shit and a shady link

[unkempt coral]

Kill

[ashen folio]

If I become a mod hopefully, I’ll be the one with Online status 24/7, it’s satisfying to see a mod green

[worldly kraken]

Clown bad, got permabrig'd already

[late dove]

Have there been any server issues today?

[stable mirage]

You wont lol, perma discord noises

[hasty juniper]

BANNED

[grim hamlet]

[ashen folio]

Colonel make me a mod

[sinful vault]

A lot lol

[ashen folio]

😈😈😈

[formal ibex]

ah shit tried to pst a ban hammer gif my bad lmao

[late dove]

How long did you wait to go in?

Bruh

[ashen folio]

I have my messages disabled until someone’s my friend, and if someone tagged me here I’d love to see the issue

I’m available most of the time, I don’t work and I do 12 credits a semester

[stable mirage]

Server outages go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

[ashen folio]

Oh yeah that I didn’t think of yet

[late dove]

Toaster server go boom

[sinful vault]

I didnt but i ve heard

[ashen folio]

Jesus I think I will go dnd then 😭😂 until I try and see how it goes like

[formal ibex]

i dont know how you guys do it, im an admin for a discord significantly smaller and i even had to mute that because of the same thing

[crimson stump]

Tagilla is here to bop pings

[stable mirage]

We shall leave tagilla to do the work during the next server issue/outage

[crimson stump]

haha 100%

[errant grove]

ok who tagged me

[shrewd phoenix]

any1 know how to get the 1st jager quest done fast i need 1 crouton and the stew

[formal ibex]

already handled

[stable mirage]

Was spam

[unkempt coral]

We'll go from servers being temporarily down to servers being permanently down and scattered into a million pieces.

[patent moon]

Who summons me

[crimson stump]

Goshan on interchange, loads of spawns in the back corner, near IDEA side

[stable mirage]

[errant grove]

Nothing a hammer can't fix

[sinful vault]

Go to woods, there are lot of big boxes with food

[near perch]

Who tagged me?

[crystal igloo]

someone tagged me as well

[sinful vault]

Spam

[crystal igloo]

I have a feeling he is gone now

[stable mirage]

Maybe.

[civic shuttle]

[worldly coral]

how long will the christmas tree be available in your hideout?

[sinful vault]

I think 1 week or something

[young owl]

woah rainbow chat what are all these colored names

how do i get a colored name

[sinful vault]

Lmao, just be moderator or something

[young owl]

😔

[sinful vault]

True

[young owl]

too poor for one and too skinny for the other, it is what it is

[unborn chasm]

this game is making me sad😭

[tawny umbra]

Just dont understand why they dont just buy more servers anyways. Couldnt hurt.

[sinful vault]

Why? This game is chill bro

[languid cape]

dead servers?

[tawny umbra]

Always assume they're dead until drops are over.

[silent magnet]

thats not the issue lmao

[quiet breach]

[unborn chasm]

they literally said they couldn't

[sinful vault]

He is gone now

[young owl]

there was a team of 3 juicy usecs in interchange so i just ran in screaming and head eyed the one without the face shield with my makarov

[sinful vault]

Sad

[shrewd phoenix]

tbh the q ain’t half bad takes me 10 minutes just a bit of lag so i can live, people need to calm down

[unborn chasm]

it gets bad tho when it gets to the 100,000's

[sinful vault]

True, i am not even trying to get ingame

[shrewd phoenix]

yeah yesterday sucked but i just played project zomboid the whole time

[unborn chasm]

yesterday i waited through 80,000 people only for the servers to crash and force me to restart queue

[unborn chasm]

agreed

[mighty vapor]

i just crashed with full gear in factory...
Pray for my PMC

[sinful vault]

[sinful vault]

What is it? Some game about zombies or wut

[silent magnet]

im going to find you 🙂

[mighty vapor]

oh no

[shrewd phoenix]

yeah it’s just a realistic zombie game lotta fun modded u gotta take care of yourself and survive it’s a lotta fun only $10usd rn i recommend

[mighty vapor]

wait, i need to wait like 70k players

[ashen folio]

glad their new "fix" is working smh they need to actually fix the problem

[shrewd phoenix]

did it just crash lmao im still on waiting for my salawea to b done

[rare knot]

just sat in queue to the get into the game just to get an error and have to get back into the queue... wtf is this...,

[blazing trail]

exactly

[rapid scaffold]

queues seem to be a lot faster

[rare knot]

yes because its not peek time yet. we have 2 hours yet before the work lot come online...

[young owl]

why is green battery 800k on the flea?

[rapid scaffold]

nah i mean i was in a big queue

and it went fast

[jolly robin]

I havent seen a single one in raid

[rare knot]

big queue mate i was in queue last night 99432 and it took 1 hour and 34mins

[rapid scaffold]

mine was like 150k last night

[jolly robin]

I had a queue of 8 people

In the morning

[young owl]

sadly i dont have the flea market unlocked yet so my fir green battery will just sit there until i level up, the price will probably tank to like 20k by then

[shrewd phoenix]

@unique anchor u like zomboid

[jolly robin]

@young owl its like 130k xp to flea

[young owl]

i'm lvl 11 right now i just started playing like a week ago

[shrewd phoenix]

lotta fun modded try britas guns and armor there is so many good mods

[young owl]

this wipe i mean

[blazing trail]

q isnt even that long rn

[unique anchor]

i returned it

[jolly robin]

Like 15 min?

[sinful meadow]

i cant even q 😦

[rocky carbon]

this que system is breaking me , game freezes , need to alt f4

[unique anchor]

it wasnt quite my game sadly

[rocky carbon]

BACK OF THE QUE FOR YOU

[shrewd phoenix]

oh me oh my its fun modded

[rocky carbon]

NIKITA PLEASE

[jolly robin]

If you manage to exit with crash state like when you alt f4 you skip queue

[rocky carbon]

nope

[jolly robin]

Yes

[covert marten]

eft chat 2 10s slowmode
keep this away from the 🐵

[rocky carbon]

ive had it when i crash in raid , still back of que

[jolly robin]

Crashing doesnt necessarily mean the game knows it crashed

[rocky carbon]

exactly , why no 10 min grace period like wow

why global que and not regional

[young owl]

they found out yesterday and the slowmode got to like 10 minutes because these animals cant behave

[covert marten]

FUCK

[jolly robin]

I guess global item servers

[covert marten]

its ok they monkeys they have no memory of the daay before

[young owl]

also most of them are banned for 3 days

[hallow seal]

What were the 2 last technical client updates for? Were they for optimizing ?

[covert marten]

honestly wouldnt be surprised, for some reason my game is running way smoother than it was before but due to the small updates imma assume its something to do with errors

boys i just got placed in a 786 queue

this is revolutionary

[shrewd phoenix]

30 min then kick thats kinda dumb but whatever

[sinful vault]

Ok i ll check it

[tawdry wren]

I'm still "losing" some raid loot hauls ,even with the queue system, luckily (I guess) I haven't found much worthwhile lately. I did get some gpus today but at least that one didn't crash and get yeeted

[whole lintel]

Or let people that wants to play play

Hideout idling kinda cringe

[shrewd phoenix]

not like im sitting afk im playing but just saying kinda dumb

[whole lintel]

Not really, inactive players are still being a load on the servers

[scenic talon]

what makes the map lighthouse lag, is it not enough ram ( i have 16 ) cuz on the other maps i have 100 fps+

[young owl]

some people suggested an autokick for inactive players but what if i need to shit and then have to queue 30 mins to play again

[worldly kraken]

https://sun1.tele2-nn.userapi.com/impg/wV80OMDQU9IxxK6o_cPEYFZZkUTobcispCysdA/IEtl5a3g1hw.jpg?size=640x853&quality=96&sign=7db1b9e86eaa7b74e17eae133c897609&c_uniq_tag=QMEKCA0dIf-P9S2_2qY7C3ot1rb5lU9ddTASBYpqY_g&type=album

[covert marten]

what are your pc specs

[pearl summit]

sometimes visibilty setting tanks performance

[young owl]

meow

[worldly kraken]

Shit faster

[young owl]

dam u right bro

[tawdry wren]

just have a bucket by your pc

[scenic talon]

rx 580 16 gb of ram, ryzen 5 2600

on all the other maps i have no problem with 80-100 fps non-stop

[covert marten]

well, lighthouse just has shit optimisation so right now its ok, second question is how are you getting your game to 80 fps? i have similar specs and get 40s

[silent magnet]

Lighthouse is known to run like ass

[covert marten]

did you change something in settings

[silent magnet]

its not your PC

[young owl]

mods can we do something about this guy he's trying to make people download sus softwares and somebody will eventually fall for it

[visual wagon]

@hushed blaze @ashen folio is trying to sell shit to people can we boot him?

[past vapor]

fuckin narc

[shrewd phoenix]

lmaoooo

[past vapor]

lol

[hollow lava]

anyone having issues with the servers timing out? que is super low for me but after the update it just keeps timing out

[delicate escarp]

Same

[clear breach]

paypal me 10usd for premium queues

[shrewd phoenix]

yo bitch my homie mr white having that problem

[clear breach]

i got a sneaky link on streamer q

[misty edge]

servers crashing again?

[ashen folio]

i can imagine you just constantly following your cats around taking photos like its some david attenborough documentary

[past vapor]

ddos attacks on servers

[young owl]

i'll queue for you if you give me 10$ and your account credentials

[shrewd phoenix]

im doing fine i aint got a error all day

[misty edge]

im stuck leaving a raid...

[quasi geode]

anyone else who cant extract? 15th time in a row that im stuck on extract blackscreen....

[worldly kraken]

I rarely post my cat

[hollow lava]

huh strange. they might be reseting the servers?

[clear breach]

The server isnt getting ddos'ed thats just the excuse, a 1st year in server architecture knows how to deal with DDOS attacks

[muted apex]

There should be ways to repair bad scav rep after this santa event is over. Personally I haven’t killed him and have good karma but for newer players this just isn’t fair

[past vapor]

niakita literally said the servers were being attacked

[clear breach]

Thats implying that BSG has people more experienced than 1st year students, i know

[quasi geode]

as nikita once said "this game isnt for filthy casuals"

[delicate escarp]

Just don't kill ppl lmaoooooo

[shrewd phoenix]

well then learn lmao just dont kill saint nicholas

[hollow lava]

yeah i get that but others are playing right now just trying to see whats going on

[rocky merlin]

Guarantee it’s a DDos, I work in infosec and DDos attacks slow performance and aren’t always easy to deal with.

[shrewd phoenix]

i played watch dogs 2 i know a thing or 2 about ddosing and hacking 🥱

[muted apex]

Like I said, I haven’t killed him and have 3.6 rep but scav rep was never explained for new player

[young owl]

i have igcse in biology i think 4chan hacked into the mainframe

[muted apex]

Fence should have dailies until you reach like -.5 rep at least to repair his rep

[past vapor]

i think they put rats in the server room

[delicate escarp]

[shrewd phoenix]

[lusty thistle]

likely ram if you have good specs

[silent magnet]

or just dont lose fence rep, you rat

[quasi geode]

how about you dont attack a fucking scav who waves you over and gives you free loot, dont kill other scavs etc

[echo ocean]

love sitting here watching my inventory blink for 5 minutes for a game i paid 150 dollars for, this game is in year 7 isnt it? 7 years and this shit isnt sorted yet?

[young owl]

fence should literally gift me 6 rep because i'm handsome

[muted apex]

I HAVE 3.6 REP

[past vapor]

mfw i have 8 gigs of ram and still get 80 fps on lighthouse

[lusty thistle]

mfw ryzen cpu so it takes 10 minutes to load into lighthouse

[muted apex]

It’s the newbies who are on their first wipe that ard confused and were never told about rep

[clear breach]

Problem is, the easier it is to recover from negative scav karma, people will be more likely to kill other scavs

[echo ocean]

they shoulda put up a flier on menu like "hey dont shoot santa lol"

[shrewd phoenix]

well they shoulda done research or sum its there fault for not looking stuff up

[young owl]

why would you shoot santa anyway

[wispy inlet]

nikita fix the fking game

[clear breach]

I think the santa rep hit is too hard though, i shot him once cause he was hiding in a dark corner facing me. So i couldnt see his bag

[echo ocean]

i BLAAAAAASTED santa the first day, i had no way of knowing what it did to your rep lol

[quasi geode]

i didnt play for 2 years and i didnt kill other scavs, game's hardcore and not meant for casuals thats it

[muted apex]

Just saying game mexhanics should be explained better

[quasi geode]

"hardcore game"

[lusty thistle]

hardcore =/= unintuitive

[muted apex]

When you click on fencd for the first time it should have something that explains his rep system

[lusty thistle]

braindead to say a hardcore game shouldnt tell its players something basic lol

[clear breach]

ITS A REALISTIC MILSIM IDIOT
"dont kill saint nicolaus you goof"

[past vapor]

it would make more scene if negative rep when up exponentially rather than each kill being a set number of negative points

[muted apex]

Games can be hardcore while still being intuitive

[pseudo hound]

@clear breachshouldn't be easy to recover because it would make killing scavs no issue. Which is exactly what there trying to stop people from waning to do

[echo ocean]

"hey everyone, happy holidays during this event we will have santa running around bearing gifts, make sure you dont shoot him though or fence will be cross with you!"

[clear breach]

which is exactly what i wrote if you read my comment again 🤓

[past vapor]

prob cap a 1 point per scav betrayal

[quasi geode]

i try to imagine you guys playing soulsborne games for the first time

[pseudo hound]

@clear breachMeant to mention the other dude

[echo ocean]

I play all 3 every 6 months.

[ember granite]

fax tho bc this my first wipe and i have -5.5 😭 bc i was never told ab karma so now im fucked

[quasi geode]

then you remember the game teaches you nothing

[echo ocean]

lol i killed maneater mildred fwm

[ashen folio]

Lol i need restart my game ( 50k in queue) because thay install auto kick for put more people in queue.

what a scam

[stuck cipher]

yo ive never played before just looking for someone to teach me the ropes

[echo ocean]

I mean dark eater midir, hardest fkn fight i hated fighitng dragons in that game

[past vapor]

it goes by pretty quick tho i had 200k in queue yesterday and got in after about 15 min

[echo ocean]

well first part of the game is actually getting into play. you see, the creators of this game dont want you to have fun, they dont even want you to play the game.

[clear breach]

Go check out some pestily videos on the different maps while the servers are down, and look for a group in #pvp-lfg. People are usually pretty nice and will teach you the game

[wispy belfry]

i shot him in darkness at night 😦

[glad dune]

if you new play a few games then watch viva la dirt league tarkov video on youtube and youll love it

[covert marten]

nah man, hes not sellin it

[west scarab]

that isnt how it works... the auto kick frees up more space in game and lets more people in

[quasi geode]

i almost killed him many times on customs gas station, cause he likes to hide on the extraction stairs

[hasty coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575006767575072788/927583462456701028/unknown.png bug ?

[past vapor]

[astral locust]

posting random attachments in chat, you can't fool me random discord hacker

[covert marten]

its literally a discord pic

[astral locust]

its literally a link that could be hyperlinked to a phishing site

[west scarab]

^

[past vapor]

whatever you say scaredy cat

[unborn harness]

Don't click random links. There's literally nothing to gain lol

[ashen folio]

Hey guys btw If its stuck on 1 press cancel and press play it instantly loads you into the game

[signal turret]

could be titties tho, worth risk

[past vapor]

im all for adventure

[signal turret]

[past vapor]

im in (hackerman)

[signal turret]

[thorny quiver]

imagine defending BSG right now

[unborn harness]

Imagine expecting 100% uptime

Literally go play another game or go outside lol

[sinful vault]

out.. outwhat? what the hell is that word

[thorny quiver]

imagine simping for company fuckin you over lmao. Stooge

you prolly beat off to hot tub streamers

[past vapor]

must be out of stock wait for the servers to restock on gaming time

[craggy sierra]

@buoyant idol you on SA servers?

[past vapor]

what of it?

[wooden idol]

bro mad cause we wanna play a game

[buoyant idol]

@craggy sierra hmm? not that i know of?

[young owl]

xd you beat off to girls

[whole lintel]

Nice projection m8

[craggy sierra]

Ah okay, a Psyduck just clapped a whole team on SA serve rlol

[elder timber]

This is so shite

[thorny quiver]

3head ass saying m8

[mighty hatch]

EOD should get priority to standard edition, broke bois gotta wait

[buoyant idol]

couldnt be me im garbage 😂 also not my ign

[past vapor]

i beat off to everything listening to doom in the background

[whole lintel]

We talking the late MF?

[keen spoke]

lol EOD priority

[wispy belfry]

cant even queue into shoreline

[unborn harness]

You can play the game like 98% of the year, just go do something else instead of whining where nobody in charge reads it.

[past vapor]

just watched rashala bleed out

[thorny quiver]

Imagine promoting a game that was already instable.

[whole lintel]

Imagine malding over pixels

[thorny quiver]

you prolly gargle Nikitas balls while he takes money out your wallet simp boy

[past vapor]

imgaine letting the severs stop you from playing the game just play the offline mod

[young owl]

dam he used the word

[wooden idol]

oh bruh

[unborn harness]

Imagine attempting to bait people because you can't get your zoomer dopamine fix right this second

[wooden idol]

its banned ???

u good volvo? seem a little pressed this morning

[keen spoke]

you sound pent-up, did your girlfriend leave you for a better man?

[thorny quiver]

he is cranky from being on reddit simping for Nikita

[whole lintel]

Malding kids is peak comedy

[past vapor]

he's just a little cute russian guy ❤️

[wooden idol]

💀

[thorny quiver]

I have russian in-laws. This is usual behavior.

[unborn harness]

ITT zoomers upset because they can't get their dopamine fix right this second

[keen spoke]

wtf is a zoomer, go back to reddit bro

[wooden idol]

yea this man got some bad going on with his life

best to you bro

[thorny quiver]

lmao Volvo take all 4 inches of that keilbasa from Nikita

[whole lintel]

The weak baiting lmao

[wooden idol]

bro tryna dig deeper talking about dopamine fix when im just trying to play the game

[fathom crater]

and there goes the server again

[thorny quiver]

AFK Macros in bound

[unborn harness]

@feral sable Can we get a adult in here to police to cool the casual antisemitism?

[keen spoke]

"MODS MODS, PLEASE MODS!"

[thorny quiver]

LOL and you a snitch but also wrong

[young owl]

🤨

[wooden idol]

💀

[thorny quiver]

IYKYK

[wooden idol]

cmon bro why u get caught lacking like that

[unborn harness]

Nah I just support taking out the trash

[past vapor]

someone get the jaws of life my friend got his head stuck in a beer can and he's running around into wall and stuff. its not funny. he's scared for his life

[keen spoke]

by crying to the mods lol

[fathom crater]

#??

[thorny quiver]

Volvos are literally trash, you snitch lmao

[fathom crater]

the fuck is going on in this chat rn

[wooden idol]

bro actually snitched though💀

[past vapor]

business

[wooden idol]

hilarious

[past vapor]

comedy

[young owl]

i want everything now is such a bad attitude to have, like the guys who start throwing stuff in crowded restaurants bitch like they ain't trying to cook for you just to mess with you

[keen spoke]

bro compared complaining in the COMMUNITY discord server to karens throwing shit at a McDonalds...

[unborn harness]

Kids trying to low effort bait discord users because they can't get their dopamine fix right this instant.

[fathom crater]

oh

[keen spoke]

and bro over here sounding like a broken record because he wants people to think he's smart

[past vapor]

COME ON i left my pet rat in the Item case its too small in there for him

[young owl]

yeah the only difference is that instead of throwing glasses the adults in this server are throwing childish tantrums

[fathom crater]

why y'all so mad ?

[unborn harness]

Yeah, the usual zoomer shit

[past vapor]

what who got banned

[wooden idol]

bro yelled for the mods😂

[flat stump]

What do you guys craft in intelligence center lvl 2?

[keen spoke]

I think its warranted since they paid for the game

[wooden idol]

he did

[keen spoke]

Mans pinged a mod because he lost an argument..

[past vapor]

got banned in game?

[unborn harness]

Sucks to suck

[wooden idol]

bro said can we get some adults in here

😂

[young owl]

it's reasonable to complain and perfectly ok to be pissed but i work with children and the animals in chat 1 are much worse

[fathom crater]

this chat is like a kindergarten rn tf

[past vapor]

then grow up

[keen spoke]

yeah tarkov community b like that

[fathom crater]

nah Tarkov community when something doesnt work perfectly

[past vapor]

ngl this is the most wholesome community i've been in since 2001

[fathom crater]

cap

[keen spoke]

honestly most of them shit on you for being a newbie lol

[past vapor]

cap

[broken scaffold]

2001*

[keen spoke]

but it is funny when some random discord user gets mad

[past vapor]

hold on let me fix it

done

[fathom crater]

there are a few community I would say that are more wholesome there are some real douchbags in this community

[unborn harness]

Yeah it always gets like this when the servers are down, I'm genuinely wondering if when EFT got popular on Twitch the age of the average player drop by a solid 5-7 years.

[fathom crater]

I mean chat 1 just a spam fiesta

[past vapor]

im just glad im not playing league of legends

[fathom crater]

lmao

[past vapor]

my friends suffer a fate worse then tagilla

[fathom crater]

yea league toxic asf and EUW is calm compared to Korea

[fathom crater]

give me them kneecaps

[unborn harness]

Community probably has the about the same average age as League of Legends.

[delicate elbow]

wooo spent 5 min waiting to get into a lobby just to die to a kid speed hacking on factory!, lets go

[past vapor]

dont ill cry

[fathom crater]

nah I would say more average to Squad Post Scriptum and Hell let loose

[past vapor]

its almost 10 AM time to start day drinking

[fathom crater]

🤝

[wooden idol]

it was me

[past vapor]

[fathom crater]

I just want to leave the Hideout loading screen :/

[wooden idol]

then leave

[fathom crater]

to finish Gunsmith part 4

[past vapor]

close the game do it shoot it

[fathom crater]

but then I have to q again

[keen spoke]

y does volvo keep mentioning people's age? 😕

[wooden idol]

he's into kids

[fathom crater]

welp back to q

[past vapor]

wouldn't you have to q anyway once server drink a chug jug?

[wooden idol]

gonna go handle shit with this toz

[fathom crater]

at least only 32000 people so it should be somewhat fast xDD

[wooden idol]

yea like 10 mins

[fathom crater]

something like that idk

[vagrant yoke]

At least it aint 160k like last night

[wooden idol]

ong

that shit was terrible

[low marsh]

im so sick of this cripped fuck of a pmc that cant run for more than 5 seconds

[past vapor]

drugs will fix that

[broken scaffold]

take blue stims

[wooden idol]

bro you have 150 pounds of gear on you

[vagrant yoke]

level your endurance or pop sj6

[young owl]

Lmao i only have jaeger in my traders

[past vapor]

gonna jab my fingers in the the cultists eyes when they playing games on they phone in a bush

[low marsh]

im level 18 and i have a whole fucking 400k in my stash

[past vapor]

bruh

[wooden idol]

damn lemme get it all

[vagrant yoke]

do scav runs for money or something

[hallow seal]

Until when will the christmas tree be there? At least approx

[past vapor]

made a 1.5 mil off dorms alone in 2 hours

[low marsh]

thats a problem when people give no fucks about scav karma

[wooden idol]

true

[vagrant yoke]

true karma is stupid

[frozen cave]

i love constantly dying to bush campers that i literally cannot see

[low marsh]

whats there to loot in dorms?? jackets?

[wooden idol]

thats why i get killed alot when i scav

[frozen cave]

[vagrant yoke]

@low marsh a marked room

[broken scaffold]

I haven’t done a scav yet this wipe

[low marsh]

i have 4 uses left 👍

[past vapor]

scav karma really is worth it tho when literally every third scav has a labs white card

[low marsh]

and i still need it for the quest and i cant afford another one

[wooden idol]

i got neg scav rep

[vagrant yoke]

nobody plays labs anyway

[wooden idol]

killed santa 9 times bro

[vagrant yoke]

im at -2 because santa is a cock sucker

[keen spoke]

xd

[young owl]

lvl 10 and 12mil in stash, got 6 of those in 3 hours yesterday, just find a loot run you like and keep doing it till you have enough money to play normally

[low marsh]

how long have you been playing tarkov for??

[young owl]

i personally just spam interchange with my makarov, get 1-2 scav kills and loot the tech stores, usually a gpu every 4-5 raids and tetriz almost every raid

[keen spoke]

give me a bitcoin in exchange for a sloppy blowie

[lusty thistle]

aka go lioghthouse

[vagrant yoke]

Id say buy a shoreline set but you’ve got 400k so that aint happening

[bold crater]

guys i defended nikita's game on discord but he still hasn't left his wife for me yet what should i do

[young owl]

i bought the game a year and a half ago, i have like 400 hours

[vagrant yoke]

Offer to lick his feet, nikita loves that

[young owl]

deal

[keen spoke]

buy him some cocaine, he'll propose to you almost immediately

[low marsh]

ait well im bad ig, and my luck isnt much better

[keen spoke]

even if you're bad that means you cant get any worse. yeah the game is bullshit but if you outtrick the game you have a chance at a good run. just dont give up lol

[low marsh]

my last run ended with me being sandwiched between reshala and sniper scav with 30kg of loot

[vagrant yoke]

Honestly when you figure out what items are worth stacks early game you make bank the second you unlock flea

[past vapor]

im gaming

[keen spoke]

here's a secret, play as a filthy fucking rat. Never go to a gunfight unless they're focused on killing each other. Be patient.

[lusty thistle]

gamesense will come with time

[keen spoke]

trust me, as a low-level you want to avoid gunfights unless completely necessary. Also movement. Don't stand in the middle of the road unless you want your head to blow up like a watermelon.

[young owl]

i'm still bad too, i just learned where to look for stuff and try to rush those places, when i have enough shit in my pouch to make profit (16k since i'm going with the makarov) i just run towards gunshots and kill 1 or 2 scavs or pmcs before dying or extracting so i can get some xp too

[full night]

don’t stand in the middle of anywhere really

[keen spoke]

i've seen so many people who loot while standing up, or just rushing to somebody they just killed instead of waiting the extra 30 seconds to make sure its safe

[low marsh]

last wipe when i went with gear i got fucked up every time and 20mil from thicc case went down the drain

[keen spoke]

you shouldn't loot every body..

[undone geyser]

can anyone confirm Private clinic quest requirements from therapist? after healthcare privacy 4.

[keen spoke]

also camp extractions :)

[young owl]

you're creating a monster

[keen spoke]

aye i told him to play as a filthy rat. morals are a poor man's quality

[low marsh]

i have 755hrs 💀

[past vapor]

ngl extract camping is legitimately enjoyable

[young owl]

that's true i agree

[lusty thistle]

if u wanna jerk off in the mean time

[undone geyser]

@past vapor yea if youre bad at the game and cant loot and play for yourself lol scumbag

[young owl]

i mean you can just do something else until you hear footsteps then ez money, not really my thing because i'm hyperactive but if it makes money then it's a good strategy

[past vapor]

i can loot for myself but i enjoy ruin others raids

[keen spoke]

sounds like somebody got extract camped

[undone geyser]

@past vapor prolly cuz youre trash at the game. sit in a corner for 45mins. real fun. ha

[keen spoke]

btw factory is a rat's paradise.

[past vapor]

Supprisingly not as long of a wait as you think

[young owl]

😩 bad boy pls marry me

[keen spoke]

if you're mad you can always yk... bring nades

extract camping is a valid strategy, i bet you almost every powerful military has extract camped irl

[low marsh]

i think half of my problem is my luck im always getting killed without a chance of fighting back

[lusty thistle]

cry is free

[fathom crater]

just run nighttime ez fix

well scum tries to be

[young owl]

highway of death on wikipedia

[fathom crater]

Falujah

[keen spoke]

i did have sex... with your mom

[young owl]

dam this is why bane put on the mask

[low marsh]

speak of the devil, i get extract camped by a pmc 😄

[keen spoke]

nah i just fucked her to death

Cool, i bet he likes that

[young owl]

bane how much you deadlift bro

[keen spoke]

mann calm down, eat a slickers.. you're not you when you're hungry

[bold fox]

310

[quasi geode]

wtf is goin gon

[fathom crater]

can we stop with the fucking now kinda weird ngl

[keen spoke]

mans can barely lift the bar

[fathom crater]

good question

[young owl]

bro i deadlift 20kg more and i'm underweight what up

[bold fox]

Post body, you won't

[keen spoke]

what are you a fucking weirdo?

[hollow cloak]

how tf is this game out since years and its still so bad

[quasi geode]

beta

[bold fox]

LMAO SKINNY BITCH CONFIRMED, COPE

[keen spoke]

bro im 17 hell na

you a pedophile

[quasi geode]

its version 0.12.12xxx, in other terms its pretty much in its baby state

[fathom crater]

welp guess this chat turned to shit after al

[bold fox]

Blah blah blah, go extract camp your mothers womb you zoomer bitch

[keen spoke]

yk what? I think I will

[fathom crater]

well 12.11 ran better

[quasi geode]

i dont know about that, i havent played for 2 years and just came back a week ago, to me it runs million times better than 2y ago

[fathom crater]

yea that might be true

[bold fox]

Real shame, it is

[keen spoke]

dude you're bad at comebacks jesus

[young owl]

bane idk who hurt you or if this resembles trolling in your mind and you're actually having fun but damn bro chill out

[keen spoke]

at least be funny xd

[bold fox]

"d-dude you're bad at comebacks j-jesus"

stuttering little beta

[keen spoke]

what

[young owl]

you just proved him right how can he stutter in a text message are you high hahaaha

[bold fox]

literally impotent

[bold crater]

"beta" bro u probably watch sigma male videos unironically stfu

[fathom crater]

bane can you just shut up I feel ashamed just reading this shit

[quasi geode]

this

[keen spoke]

i am going to cry in a closet now, discord user Bane? made me sad

[young owl]

i need to take some meds i'm gonna die from cringe poisoning if i keep reading this

[placid horizon]

Honestly I thought me Malding was bad, this shit is stupid

[fathom crater]

[bold fox]

I've done a community service

[bold crater]

[fathom crater]

lmao

[stone radish]

I understand correctly that now there is no way to use the laser and flashlight separately, if they are two separate devices?

[keen spoke]

you can CTRL+T

[bold crater]

[bold fox]

T twice

[stone radish]

does not work

[bold fox]

hmmm. always worked for me

works on my machine :<)

[stone radish]

https://forum.escapefromtarkov.com/topic/103623-switching-between-lights-and-lasers/?tab=comments#comment-1553323

[bold crater]

[keen spoke]

tbh you'd probably get your head taken off if you tried that in-game

[young owl]

[fathom crater]

[past vapor]

just reverse exit camped a rat took his place

[keen spoke]

im so fucking proud of you holy shit :)

[stone radish]

I managed to turn on the flashlight and laser cyclically only in this way

[past vapor]

the weak should fear the strong

[fathom crater]

[young owl]

good job

[fathom crater]

wait how do you reverse exit camp ?

[past vapor]

kill some who is exit camping i used the wrong words lol

[fathom crater]

ah ok xD

[young owl]

you stop time go to his pc and move him in your place, then you come back to your pc and move yourself in the camper's spot then start the time again and light his ass up

[fathom crater]

🤝 will try that

[ashen folio]

vban me

[keen spoke]

I like to reach into their monitor and strangle them, but thats just me tbh

say something racist

[fathom crater]

but why ?

[young owl]

i need to learn that

guys i cant believe i'm finally saying this but i have too many guns in my stash

[rapid scaffold]

how com the zb016 extract isnt working woods?

im at the door but its not extracting me

[young owl]

dude you still mad at a computer screen go drink some oxygen

[floral isle]

was the green smoke by the opening?

[young owl]

chat 1 is depressing, people need to reply to more than one guy at the same time because there's a 2min cooldown on every message

[low marsh]

ive extracted 1 single time today, ive been playing all day 😄

[young owl]

what map are you playing

[floral isle]

logged on last night after the servers went down and extracted 0 times 🙂

[keen spoke]

FELLAS ITS SNOWING!!!

[young owl]

wow i envy you, i see snow once every like 6 years here

[keen spoke]

rip, I don't think its gonna stick tho

[gentle karma]

snow on tarkov would be nuts with snow footsteps

[low marsh]

lighthouse. but i just went on customs and got extract camped, and next i got sandwiched between reshala and sniper

[young owl]

ok if you want to survive more step1: play woods step2: 80% survival rate

[keen spoke]

lol play woods

play customs baby, woods is painful

[low marsh]

woods is gay

[wooden idol]

anybody wanna run reserve? i got rbst and rbksm if u need

[young owl]

though if you actually want to make money you should try other maps instead of customs since your stash is worth 400k and that would make me guess that your loadouts aren't exactly meta

[low marsh]

i dont have any, i just have 2 junkboxes of shit

[young owl]

also imma shoot your kneecap and run away if i see you ingame

[jolly robin]

Meta guns are 250k

[low marsh]

im tryna get money, once i get atleast 2 mil i can go in gear to try and get more gear

[young owl]

i think you should run something like shoreline where gunfights are scarce unless you go to the school, when i play customs i get into at least 2-3 gunfights every raid

[jolly robin]

@low marsh stash run or run lighthouse container only if you know btc spawns

[sage sun]

game just randomly shut down with error now sitting 46000 to get back in amazing game

[young owl]

dont know about lighthouse tho i havent tried it yet

[jolly robin]

@young owl there is one place where there are like 10 spawns with good shit

[low marsh]

ive been going lighthouse rouge farming the loot is good and so is the money but i always die before i can get to the safe part of the route

[low marsh]

i dont know any spawns other than the rouge route i have

[jolly robin]

Go at night and loot the mansion

[low marsh]

isnt mansion the main part?

[young owl]

i think it's time to try lighthouse

[jolly robin]

Its the house with the tennis court

[low marsh]

i know but i mean wont everyone be going there?

[torn path]

Any tips on getting scav kills on lighthouse? Havent seen a single scav at the road or charlets the last 3 raids

[jolly robin]

Yes but not always and if you get a good spawn there is no chance you get caught and btcs have still value inside a docs case even if you die

[small fossil]

i cannot be silenced

[low marsh]

do i look up a video with the spawns in there or do i just walk around randomly

[jolly robin]

Look up the spawns from a guide

[delicate remnant]

Walk over the big bridge near construction, then walk into the woods on the right side, at the other side of the bridge, next to the USEC-CAMP Thing. It's filled with scavs in there 😄

[rapid scaffold]

3 scavs dancing round a christmas tree on woods can i approach as PMC?

[jolly robin]

Yes

[young owl]

they wont shoot on sight

[delicate remnant]

YES!

[torn path]

I need them to be on the long road or near charlets tho

[delicate elbow]

well just used the double barrel for the first time on night time woods as a scav

got bumb rushed by cultists and stabbed to death while reloading it

[worthy mica]

is it ok to ask 5 green bats and 10 military filters for customs marked key?

[delicate remnant]

Uuuh. Idk then. Just do what i told ya, for a surprise 😄

[covert torrent]

LF 1 purple ball can pay 100k for it dm me

[lament bronze]

New game bois, start fapping when you start to queue , try to coom before the game launches

[frigid hound]

Bullfuckingshit, I was literally talking about 310 for 5 reps, 5 sets. Single deadlift isn't impressive, it's an ego lift

[keen spoke]

bro I found a good gun and got murked by a pmc :(((((((((

also why tf do scavs circle around the christmas trees? shouldn't the cultists be the ones doing that?

[frigid hound]

Cultists are only at night, also the Christmas tree is a Christian symbol and the cultists aren't Christians obviously

[keen spoke]

that doesn't explain the scavs obsession with the tree. does that mean they're hardcore christians?

[frigid hound]

It's a holiday event, I wouldn't overanalyze