eft-chat-2

[pastel sage]

People think the guys at BSG like : 24/7 game development and bending to player base's will > Family, Holidays, Time off to think...

[lucid escarp]

with no drops, people would actually start playing

[signal turret]

tarkov vr update

[wind coral]

theres only so much BSG can do, they are still a rlly small team compared to something like cod

[sick trout]

Pretty sure they stated it wasnt even a matter of the twitch drops themselves, just the raw influx of new players wrecking the servers lol

[ashen folio]

I payed 45$ and I bet I have more fun than u

[thorny quiver]

Yeah, its not the end of the world, but it's a reoccurring theme. Promote the shit out of the game, but then KEKW when servers overload. It's like committing to an Uber trip but your car is already full.

[young karma]

ah no youre right its based off the .338 but shoots 7.62×51mm NATO

[pastel sage]

30 people all together i think.

[wind coral]

okay, good for you

[signal turret]

i paid for eod, but who gives a fuck its the same game

[rancid crag]

you dont have a gold name therefor you are a cheater and also a noob

[lucid escarp]

I mean, I paid like 450 for this game, kek

[wind coral]

thats so much smaller than i thought wtf

[signal turret]

i actually directly paid nikita for the game, 600 for me

[velvet silo]

At least we're not getting the 6-18 hour queues that the small indie studio Blizzard gave us when classic released :D

[placid horizon]

bloody why? I got the game as a gift. All I might do is like, get to PtE edition for the bonus Trader rep

[lucid escarp]

EOD for myself, for my brother and for a friend as a gift

[rancid crag]

thats different bro i payed more money for the game than i needed to and now im getting scammed

[placid horizon]

and i've asked like a million times and never got a definite answer. does PtE and EoD have the same trader rep bonus or is it different?

[pastel sage]

Im pretty impressed.

[sick trout]

Look man ive been an avid mmo player for years, and i even like the phantasay star games, if i can live through like 15 mmo launch days and sega's inability to do like, anything; im sure ill vibe through this week just fine lol

[ashen zenith]

Im just going to sit AFK to take up the spots from the complainers in queue

[velvet silo]

I honestly don't want to know how much I've paid for wow so far :P

[lucid escarp]

I've had enough playtime to make it be about 50c per hour of playtime

[signal turret]

respectful

[ruby mauve]

whats up with the queue

[velvet silo]

Not the hero we needed, but certainly the hero we deserved

[rancid crag]

wrong chat

[wind coral]

overloaded servers with BSG on holiday

[placid horizon]

yeah, and we don't even pay a sub for this game at least. I went to this cuz FFXIV queues were bad. and look what we got now...

[ashen folio]

Go to eft1 mf

[signal turret]

only thing going up is ur ping

[ruby mauve]

whats the matter mf?

[lucid escarp]

at least ff14 gave you a month of sub time for free

[ashen folio]

Ain't the chat to complain we don't want u here

[fringe locust]

(In the words of Meow Mod) "Nikita locked server capacity on safe level for stability and went to celebrate for a few days"

[velvet silo]

Let's be fair, FFXIV queues are in a completely different league

[ruby mauve]

am I complaining?

[placid horizon]

thank the gods for that. Honestly I'm happy I got that expansion done rather quick.

[naive gulch]

why is there a queue time to play the game....?

[rancid crag]

whoops lol

[fringe locust]

I was about to say lmao

[placid horizon]

and I remember getting 2002 errored at 3 left. God, made me wanna scream

[azure urchin]

cuz endless shitters think they are getting a rare keycard from a drop

[sick trout]

I know this isnt everyone and is super off topic but like FF14 got mega ruined for me the second i discovered how widespread ERP is on that game lmao. Every other person i met was trying to use mods to nude my character and do bad fucking animations

[velvet silo]

This all honestly reminds me of Diablo 3 release.
Now that was some fucked up servers.
These queues are nothing

[ashen folio]

"what's up with the queue" and u gonna start bitchin about how u payed for the game and shouldn't have to wait like everyone else doing the same thing

[thorny quiver]

Yall got the gamer version of Stockholm Syndrome. If it was worse at one time, we will eat it from there on out, huh?

[fringe locust]

Damn bruh he was just asking a question chill out

[ruby mauve]

I simply asked a question, because I havent seen a queue before, then you start jumping and calling me a motherfucked

[wind coral]

i swear some of the standard edition players are tryna start shit with EOD player lmfao " i paid $45 and i bet i have more fun than you" "Ain't the chat to complain we don't want u here" n talking about getting angry DMS from EOD players, yall competing to see how many angry EOD Dms u can get or sumn?

[velvet silo]

No, we just don't consider a 30 min queue to combat overloaded servers to be something to bitch and moan about.

[sick trout]

Mans done nothi g but try and provoke people the past like 10 messages, dont let him win lol

[signal turret]

[placid horizon]

... that's not how that works. That side of the community legit tries its best to get people out who do all that without consent. Also, the animations thing is because of replacing emotes. If they forget to turn it off, you'll do it too. Its crazy

[sand plover]

EFT-2 chat: Where the Slowmode timer isn't 5 minutes.

[ruby mauve]

oh ok

[ashen folio]

Listen to this guy

[knotty relic]

How do I put a ta11d on a ak74m? I have a bastion and I thought that would work but it doesn't look like it

[signal turret]

dont jinx it

[velvet silo]

^

[ashen folio]

guys my tarkov keeps crashing and the unity crash reporter keeps popping up since the last hotfix, happening to anyone else?

[rancid crag]

think you need a mount for the acog

[knotty relic]

Oh

[young karma]

no one cares if you have EOD💀

[candid flicker]

all of my loot is flashing and i cant do shit

[lime silo]

You need the compact mount

[placid horizon]

Yeah, if you can tell by my AV, I modded the fuck outta FFXIV. but that's off topic. Anyone know where Mutants spawn a bit?

[signal turret]

did i mention i have eod

[wind coral]

the queue for kov isnt nearly as long as other things, GTARP No pixel, if u dont get the 1/6 priority, its a 12 hour wait, and the server restarts every 12 hours

[ashen folio]

If u have skier level 2 u can buy the adapter for it

[wind coral]

no1 cares that you dont

[fringe locust]

but... cool axe and limited edition. I'm just better than you

[rancid crag]

ZAMN 😍

[signal turret]

ladies please, one at a time

[lucid escarp]

tbh, I'd rather have that sword isntead of the axe

[young karma]

yeah i have it aswell

[fringe locust]

oh yeah... well I have it too

[sick trout]

You must ha e the most massive peen of us all. EOD? That costs like money. How?

[wind coral]

ive seen several people talk about how EOD players think they should get privilege and how other people paid $45 and have "more fun"

[velvet silo]

I kinda prefer the standard issue knife, but I kinda need to use the axe as I paid for it :P

[signal turret]

I'm just a chad ig, now ladies. Where were we?

[ashen folio]

is anybody else's tarkov crashing when getting into a raid?

[pulsar shadow]

@ashen folio sorry your just unskilled

[thorny quiver]

EOD or not, we should ALL be upset about the state of these servers this late into "beta".

[tiny patrol]

yikes 51000 queu

[ashen folio]

yeah my bad

[fringe locust]

Yes it's becoming more common bc server issues

[young karma]

EOD already get its privileges thats why it cost more

[steel gazelle]

Where am I in a queue of 45k? I thought EoD owners got queue priority?

[ashen folio]

I was the only person who said I had more fun don't misconstrue that

[signal turret]

bruh

[rancid crag]

state of what? ive been playing all day :) i hate yet to see physical proof of server instability

[velvet silo]

I mean, "I bought EOD and should get queue priority" is literally brought up every 10-60 seconds in #eft-chat

[pulsar shadow]

please shut up and cry, it's not just a matter of "buying servers"

[fringe locust]

Do they actually???

[lucid escarp]

no

[ashen folio]

This

[signal turret]

shit the chat is degrading into 1

[fierce plume]

anyone got 314 dorms room will trade for kiba 1 key

[steel gazelle]

Never been in a queue till today

[tiny patrol]

lol

[ashen folio]

Go to #pvp-lfg

[signal turret]

[wind coral]

ive seen it like 3 times in total, ur not that special

[pulsar shadow]

Eod players need more things

[thorny quiver]

You wouldn't know the first thing about the most simple of datacenter or cloud provider technical discussion points, so don't step to me loudmouth.

[wind coral]

no we dont

[sick trout]

Also ur gonna get told "no trading" by a mod if u ask for a trade lol

[pulsar shadow]

Yes we do

[rancid crag]

I think eod should also come with a russian bride for balance purposes

[velvet silo]

Hey guys! EoD players are the only ones who should have access to Voip!

[spice ember]

im quitting till drops are over because servers are shit and queue is a thing its sad that people have to deal with this when most are on breaks

[young karma]

stfu

[pulsar shadow]

No

[signal turret]

eod players are now the only ones with access to automatic weapons

[wind coral]

hey man, russian women are hot

[fringe locust]

EOD players should be the only ones who has access to raids

[wind coral]

like what

[rancid crag]

ive never been to russia nor seen a woman so i cannot speak on that

[pulsar shadow]

So quirky!!!!! 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈

[sick trout]

Js, if you just like wait out the que, the game works fine lol

[velvet silo]

Scav should be EoD only.

[ivory grotto]

i feel ashamed for having laughed out loud to this

[ashen folio]

I've waited an hour in queue to launch this game, fuck this game when you pay to play but can't even do that but special attention goes to the streamers and twitch event fuck you BSG

[wind coral]

single fire is superior sometimes

[tiny patrol]

eod players are the only ones allowed to play the other maps

[thorny quiver]

not true at all, because then the backend item database errors cause your game to restart

[tawdry coral]

yeah i also think all standard accounts should be locked to only factory for all eternity

[rancid crag]

single fire is inferior every single time without fail

[ancient idol]

so i have a question but i can't send pictures in here, can anyone help me out?

[signal turret]

standard accounts can only spectate games

[wind coral]

i dont think streamers even get queue prio....

[young karma]

Non EOD only can play factory

[lucid escarp]

Flea is EOD only now

[sick trout]

Im sure mileage may vary. But it has been butter smooth for me, idk what to tell you.

[rancid crag]

standard edition accounts should only exist to organize eod accounts inventory :/

[velvet silo]

Labs, but only EoD gets key cards

[wind coral]

factory OP

[ivory grotto]

pmc is eod restricted, standard accounts can only scav

[fringe locust]

I’ve had the most luck on factory

[signal turret]

For each 20 pound you spend, your fps cap increases by 15 fps

[pulsar shadow]

Guys you're really funny please keep talking guys

[wind coral]

same

[thorny quiver]

Jap culture/anime fan boys make me sick bruh. Shit is sad.

[tawdry coral]

🤡

[velvet silo]

Now we're talkin

[spice ember]

@sick trout im not waiting 1hour and 30min for a queue that shouldnt be there, its a waste of my time and money since i dont get priority with eod

[young karma]

nah interchange where its at

[wind coral]

no racisim

[thorny quiver]

good try troll

[tiny patrol]

there is no way eod has priority

[sick trout]

Wait yall dont spawn glass hallway with an angry 5 man down the hall 9/10 times? Lol

[rancid crag]

innit, interchange is the best map in the game 😳

[signal turret]

currently balling my eyes out

[pulsar shadow]

Good

[velvet silo]

I dearly wish I could say the same

[wind coral]

u deadass said "Jap culture/anime fan boys make me sick bruh. Shit is sad."

[signal turret]

[fringe locust]

I got a modded vector from a random body and like a Knight somethin Marksman Rifle that was literally clipped into the shelf next the Office Window extract

[ashen folio]

How come for my twitch drops its still telling me too connect my twitch account?

[pulsar shadow]

Isnt that just like racist

[lament bronze]

My queue time skips from 45 mins to "Less than a Min" to 1h. 30m. Which is it??? Halp!

[thorny quiver]

and I deadass stand by what I said. Dudes be wearing Naruto headbands and doing jutsu, whackin they eggplant to Waifu shit lmao

[normal venture]

i got a question, i get the queue but... where are the stable servers

[rancid crag]

dude just hates a whole group of people for no reason 💀

[ivory grotto]

are senior moderators just like moderators above the age of 60

[wind coral]

"jap culture" makes u sick , thats racist lmfao

[tawdry coral]

i think my favorite part of this discord is that the chat is almost never about gameplay

[sick trout]

Yeah it is in fact, a bit racist

[pulsar shadow]

You tell me

[young karma]

no they just have more experience

[fringe locust]

Lmfaooo

[ivory grotto]

as in, they are old

[wind coral]

thats anime cringe, not jap culture, try to word it a LOT BETTER next time lmao

[signal turret]

japanese culture can mean a lot of shit lmao

[young karma]

not always just been a mod longer

[ivory grotto]

jap culture = anime, lol, okay

[velvet silo]

There was an angry dude with a funny stache with similar feelings some 80 years ago. Not a winning concept, it turned out.

[misty kelp]

SO have you all heard about the best weapon in teh game the TOZ-106? devistator slugs do 198 damage and turn the toz into a viable sniper platform, the cheapest sniper in the game!

[pulsar shadow]

Saying japanese culture is shit is just like racist

[wind coral]

nah, 2 man rush office with a shotgun with 8 round mag and flechette

[ivory grotto]

the japanese people who hate anime punching air rn

[signal turret]

you've not played tarkov if you haven't gone labs with a thermal toz

[lucid escarp]

Lemme guess, people coloring themselves into club colors of their favorite sport groups is fine

[rancid crag]

mustaches are in right now, he might have not been so bad if he had access to internet or some bitches

[ivory grotto]

he had 1 ball

[lucid escarp]

wrong reply

[wind coral]

Japanese culture has so much more to it than anime lmao

[thorny quiver]

Ya'll know EXACTLY what I mean, don't even front. LOL

[sick trout]

Id gamble whatever culture you hail from has some traits people probably dont love, dont see anyone making fun of ur ghetto samurai armour pfp and judging you for it lol

[velvet silo]

He got one in the end. Even if it was short lived

[signal turret]

exactly man! Like manga

[warped acorn]

awaiting sesion start ???

[bleak reef]

why a thermal>? I have not played labs, but from vids, it doesnt look too dark

[wind coral]

i was bouta say lmao

[rancid crag]

and those japanese cartoons

[thorny quiver]

Doritos Samurai guy was a meme dude lmao. Aint me.

[ivory grotto]

because we got what you meant doesn't mean what you said was not racist, lol, word it in a non-racey way

[young karma]

just a troll gun

[signal turret]

its just a meme, running a thermal on a toz cause the toz is terrible

[bleak reef]

ooooo gotcha

[wind coral]

if u dont know anything about Japanese history or culture, stfu

[misty kelp]

also the PPSH doesnt jam, ever, it runs flawlessly with zero durability

[signal turret]

is a joke calm ur shit

[lucid escarp]

ToZ is gods gift to humanity

[thorny quiver]

bruh if you think Im racist, report me and get it reviewed. Otherwise, go cry your triggered tears somewhere other than on my 8=====>

[ivory grotto]

i dont care

[wind coral]

sarcasm isnt exactly something u can just "read"

[signal turret]

alright im bored, anyone want a blowjob

[fringe locust]

Patience… PATIENCE!!?? You expect me to have patience when I spent every last gold doubloon I had on EoD, simply to wait in a temporary queue? Blasphemy!

[ivory grotto]

you just sound very smart

[rancid crag]

you tell em g-diggity no one cares about these precious liberal snowflakes

[lament bronze]

anyone else's queue "time left" bouncing all around????

[velvet silo]

&==>*

[ivory grotto]

own dem libs

[bleak reef]

are people in the discord server usually chill for getting groups together? I usually play solo, but struggling against so many 3 mans

[young karma]

🤣

[signal turret]

yeah #pvp-lfg

[velvet silo]

Those are literally 30 mins of my life that I'll never get back! Now I have to skip this weeks shower in order to make up for it!

[rancid crag]

not even gonna lie to you, i havent had a single good experience with lfg but maybe you are more lucky than i, dont do anything more than a 3 man

[thorny quiver]

Yeah, Kyuuji is THAT guy I was talkin bout 😩

[sick trout]

When you find the right group people are pretty chill. But 5 mans are usually shitshows like 80% of the time

[signal turret]

i'd say go to pestilys discord to find a group, much nicer people imo

[bleak reef]

OH

[wind coral]

anything more than a 3 man is absolute chaos

[tawdry coral]

yeah a small group is preferable to a large group majority of the time

[bleak reef]

OK thanks for the heads up

[signal turret]

yw

[velvet silo]

5man require some serious communication and team play to pull off

[sick trout]

5 man teams only function when everyone knows the map and is past the early game paranoia most tarkov players have

[thorny quiver]

We smokin all Scavs... hands down. Laying bodies out.

Santa and the boys gonna run them pockets

[sick trout]

Otherwise you end up with one big dick level 40 doing his own thing the whole time, one guy b3gging to do a quest and getting ignored, and 2 guys just following around the last guy grabbing loot and communicating poorly the whole way lol

[ivory grotto]

i am here to confirm that in his words i do whack my eggplant to Waifu shit

[tawdry coral]

i've never been in a 5 man but i think the clips of a solo just casually joining a five man mid raid without them noticing is funny

[thorny quiver]

"BuT MaH ScAV ReP"

[rancid crag]

"is that you?" lfg is just a dice roll

[lament bronze]

I had a 5 man of scavs just ingulf me on interchange the other day, i killed 2 , but they worked like a damn seal team lol,. lost my AVS and MDR with good ammo

[ivory grotto]

you and me both man

[bleak reef]

that would probably be exactly how it goes

[thorny quiver]

at least you own it, and I can respect that. I dont think you should change who you are, I just dont like it 🙂

[velvet silo]

It's amazing. People are still going at it in #eft-chat

[sick trout]

Cmon man just watch some intense furry futa porn. Live a little

[ivory grotto]

r/UnexpectedlyWholesome/

[rancid crag]

god i dont even want to remember the tomfoolery residing in those comms channels

[quartz oracle]

europeans arent real

[ivory grotto]

the TOMFOOLERY, the SILLYNESS EVEN

[tawdry coral]

australia is fake

[thorny quiver]

Anyone working on Max Negative Scav rep?

[tawdry coral]

i refuse to believe it isn't

[rancid crag]

buffoonery, absoutely madness

[ivory grotto]

uk isnt real, point it out to me on a map, that's right, you can't

[sick trout]

Ive never actually seen the UK how can i be sure it exists?

[ivory grotto]

@sick trout you and me are on the same wavelength

[bleak reef]

hey, there is no one in the LFG server, is it normally that empty? or do i join map specific?

[velvet silo]

Santa for sure are. Fuckers been picking a fight for weeks

[tawdry coral]

might just be not used as much right now because of the server limits

[muted apex]

game completely frozen for anyboody else?

[bleak reef]

thanks, makes sense

[muted apex]

cant backout of my scav lobby or enter the raid

[sick trout]

Generally just hop into map specific channels and politely say hello and wait for the run to happen works just fine. Or you can post in the text channel if you just want a duo/trio partner or something

[tawdry coral]

yep 👍

[muted apex]

RMT is not allowed

[ivory grotto]

what the fuck is cad

[tawdry coral]

nice so i have this to look forward to when i get in after 2 hours of waiting in a queue

[muted apex]

canadian currency

[slate mortar]

monopoly money

[sick trout]

Imagine coming into an official discord and even memeing about b3ing a rwter lol

[ivory grotto]

nope, not real

[bleak reef]

its sofware

[sick trout]

I havent ever seen canada, probably not real, just like the UK

[muted apex]

oh hew wants 35 copiies of autocad

[ivory grotto]

dont tell chat-1 that i literally just randomly opened tarkov and got in, no queue

[bleak reef]

price?

[tawdry coral]

👀

[ivory grotto]

[silk holly]

We wouldn't need this fucking queue if they would fix the servers, it's not like the dont have the money LUL

[ivory grotto]

wait they added the usp into the game, sick

[lucid escarp]

How are they supposed to fix the servers?

[ivory grotto]

so, lads i have a problem, i got 2 5-7s with the drops but im like level 6 and i cant buy bullets for them

[tawdry coral]

yeah usp scarL and scarH g28 double barrel and revolver shotty

[sick trout]

Duh. U just spin more up and throw money at providers, server go brr /s

[bleak reef]

have they buffed flash drives yet, or just bad rng for me

[ivory grotto]

i wanna use the scar so bad

[tawdry coral]

pk2 sells the scarL

[ivory grotto]

man make the flea level 5

[silk holly]

Buy buying ones that aren't dog shit. This company has made millions and they especially have money after christmas. WoW and Reddit cucks will back the devs. I for one want nikita lashed 30 times

[lucid escarp]

Go and buy a GPU

[weak badge]

DUDE I JUST RESTARTED THE GAME AND THIS SHIT HAPPENS RIP

[sick trout]

Honestly tho idk why its level 15 now that there isnt mega chad stuff on there anymore

[ivory grotto]

i dont get why it went to 15 in the 1st place

[weak badge]

yo

[ivory grotto]

if people wanna no-life tarkov till flea, theyll do it, no matter if its 10 or 15

[weak badge]

the timer isnt 5 minutes here

[sick trout]

Yeah so dont ruin it for us

[tawdry coral]

yeah it's great

[weak badge]

man this shit is bullshit

i wouldnt restart my game if i knew they made a fucking queue to play it

[velvet silo]

100% agree. Putting a time limit on the flee market only hurts new players that get even further behind the old guard who knows what's up

[weak badge]

i payed 35 EUROS to play this game and they make a queue for me to play

[lucid escarp]

kek

[rancid crag]

ok

[raw sand]

crybaby bitch.

[weak badge]

nikita please come shit inside of my mouth you fucking shitlord

[sick trout]

My mans, ur screaming at a wall and just gonna get memed on in this chat. Go back to eft1 if u wanna rage about how u payed so you need to play

[lucid escarp]

Found a slick in the small house by the bridge, was a nice find

[misty kelp]

i cant fall behind if i only ever use a toz-106

[weak badge]

screaming? im typing bro

[velvet silo]

I know, and I'm saying that it's a shitty method to handle it.
Limiting high end stuff on flea is a much better approach than to introduce an arbitrary limit that the rushers will blow through quickly anyways. It only hurts the new players and annoys the veterans

[bleak reef]

what map

[lucid escarp]

customs

[weak badge]

atleast i dont simp for nikita

[sick trout]

Was clearly a figure of speech but thats fine lol

[tawdry coral]

it's metaphorical, guy

[lucid escarp]

was in the black box

[weak badge]

metamorphical=

[candid scaffold]

lol just dont close the game now i guess

[velvet silo]

I must be going crazy. All I see is an extended REEEEEEEEE whenever you post something. Someone send help

[weak badge]

you guys are educated?

[rancid crag]

no

[misty kelp]

im not educated, but i work in education does that count?

[bleak reef]

aleast youre honest

[candid scaffold]

are you malding?

[weak badge]

you a teacher?

[misty kelp]

no lol

[candid scaffold]

you a malder?

[weak badge]

bruh what does malding mean

[tawdry coral]

lmaooooo

[sour aspen]

"our servers are dying what do we do"
"just dont let the players in lmao"

they have to be trying to be this incompetent

[weak badge]

exactly

[velvet silo]

"Our servers are overloaded, let's limit the load".
Yeah, totally a weird way to handle things

[raven scroll]

@woeful valve yes i have

[misty kelp]

have you never played an MMO release of expansdion release before? if its the goto solution for billion dollar companies why wouldnt it be for tiny BSG

[ruby mauve]

Damn I made it trough the queue so hard my pc crashed

[sour aspen]

this is the first time they've actually put in a god damn queue system
i paid for this game and it's not letting me play and my insurance is running out
fucking bullshit

[lucid escarp]

What shall we do, not all people fit through the door, maybe make a queue?
Are you Incompetent, we need more doors

[weak badge]

these dumbasses here think they smart to bear up with this bullshit

[sick trout]

Yeah except, its more like, "hey people are losing things and server is crashing, lets make the game stable by limiting the obscene amount of players flooding in"

[weak badge]

EXACTLY

[ashen folio]

The game crashes anyway and the queues are super long.

[misty kelp]

if BILLION DOLLAR activision blizzard has to resort to QUEs to maintain server stability, it must not be a simple solution that can be solved without it dont ya think?

[weak badge]

i payed 35 euros and i already got no stash no nothing. And now they shove a 5000 player queue up my tight asshole

[velvet silo]

Yes. It's also the highest player peak the game has ever had. It was bound to happen sooner or later.
We all agree that its a shitty situation that should have been handled earlier, but let's not pretend that the solution is weird and/or stupid.
I'm sorry for your insurance, though. Shit like that sucks

[sick trout]

And im js, if any of the complainers just waited for the que, they would be in and playing just fine lol. Ive been vibing for like 3 hours almost now, no lag, average match times for pmc (not scav tho), no inventory lag

[sour aspen]

they've had years to improve server structure and we had no issues until before this event

[pulsar shadow]

Literally

[candid scaffold]

+its temporary until they get the servers to not shit itself daily

[lucid escarp]

Don't talk sense, you will scare all those people

[weak badge]

bro imagine wasting your whole budget on a movie about your game and then make your game unplayable

[raven scroll]

honestly bsg needs to make like outfits that you can buy with real money

[sour aspen]

"our servers suck, we should put some of that sweet cheater money into it!"
"lmao no just run a twitch event on top of it it'll be fine"

[misty kelp]

its just silly watching them screa "just fix it, just buy more servers" when that hasnt worked for any of the biggest gameing companies in exsistance and they have unlimited budgets

[velvet silo]

Nah, their cope values are through the roof. There's nothing that can stop this crusade, least of all logic

[raven scroll]

i would def buy and it would bring in more money to fix their servers

[weak badge]

ruski logic

[sour aspen]

they couldve waited a month and then dropped the event but nooooo

[polar haven]

the fact that there are things in the game that inherently depend on real time interactions with the title means that it's both weird and stupid. The most basic things have been overlooked and a queue was jammed in without any regard to how things work and that it will affect the players negatively in more ways than just waiting for an hour to play

[lucid escarp]

We would have had the same thing just a month later

[weak badge]

dumbass you dumb or something?

[wraith zinc]

Servers dont work, troll ass santa mechanic that does nothing but tank fence rep or force you to take every fight at a disadvantage because it might be santa,

[velvet silo]

This we all agree with.
Having both a major content patch & an event over Christmas is bound to lead to problems, but the bean counters generally won't listen to such reasoning

[raven scroll]

what is the event?

[weak badge]

by wait a month means=fix your servers so they can handle a lot of people

[ashen folio]

RIP my insuranced meta AK

[sour aspen]

watch them drop a 1 mil gift as like
"whoops sorry for the servers :)"

and then we get the exact same issue next event

[sick trout]

I mean the only negative ive experienced from the que is watching a bunch of adult children demand access to their game they paid for and whine bitch and moan a bunch lol. I waited 8 mins after being told 45, and been chilling laughing at ragers since

[dusk ermine]

I just dont understand why they dont fucking stop the event, like literally the easiest and possibly best solution atm

[lucid escarp]

Eh, considering how the general situation looks, just waiting a month won't make the shortage go away

[misty kelp]

or this happens with every expansion release of any mmo, and ultimatly the drops contribute nothing to this outside of people even more people to buy the game, wich they do anyways around christmas since its on sale

[velvet silo]

Insurance is handled really poorly, definitely agree on that.
Having a min time before you can claim your stuff is one thing, but I see 0 reason to have a deadline this short as well

[tawdry coral]

unless u died to a scav it's probably gone anyways

[raven scroll]

what is the event

[tribal nest]

5 min slowmode in eft chat

[velvet silo]

Still waiting for the negative. This has been hilarious (and a bit sad)

[ashen folio]

No it came back but it ran out cause of the queue

[weak badge]

you are genuienly stupid

[lucid escarp]

What?

[weak badge]

you arent for this game. you should go play roblox or something

[lucid escarp]

What?

[tawdry coral]

gotta love the intellectual conversations you get with this guy ^

[weak badge]

bro you dont know anything about servers and shit and you being a smartass about it

[sick trout]

Seems like you should be on there too since you act like a whiny 12 year old bully lmfao

[velvet silo]

I've honestly lost the topic completely

[lucid escarp]

Okay, I gotta block you

[misty kelp]

TOZ-106 is the best weapon in the game btw

[weak badge]

shut up

[ashen folio]

tarkov have queue now?

[warped hemlock]

TaRkoB hAvE q Now???

[velvet silo]

Please tell me more about TOZ-106. Is it true that I should always put thermals on it to maximize my VALUE?

[candid scaffold]

idk maybe

[sick trout]

Oooo nooo srry little man, lemme stop poking at you, i can see ur sensitive, ill just block ya instead

[warped hemlock]

fax

[misty kelp]

i use pilad scope, no point in thermals

[lucid escarp]

damn, I was close to exploding

[weak badge]

please do. I cant bear to get attention from you

[dusk ermine]

Twitch drops and also also airdrops

[velvet silo]

I feel that anyone who unironically uses "go play roblox" really shows their age

[sick trout]

Airdrops are permanent to my understanding tho

[weak badge]

if i said any other game you would say the same shit smartass

[lucid escarp]

I love airdrops, they attract all the chads, allowing me to extract safely

[velvet silo]

We honestly don't know. And even if they are we don't know how the final feature will look. They're quite OP atm

[warped hemlock]

I know grown men who play tarkov, but when servers are down they on roblox

[icy fulcrum]

30 minutes left in queue! Almost there!

[tawdry coral]

next there's gonna be hackable crates, radiation, and a bradly apc boss

[weak badge]

thats a good point

[tawdry coral]

starting to sound familiar 🤔

[velvet silo]

Yes, dear. Keep telling yourself that

[sick trout]

Rustov

[strong notch]

where tf do a bunch of ruskis get their hands on a bradley

[lucid escarp]

USEC

[weak badge]

Bro please keep telling yourself that you arent a dumbass

[velvet silo]

You'd be surprised what shows up on ebay from time to time

[tawdry coral]

probably gonna be a bmp but that's the joke

[strong notch]

it's a btr i think but wateva

[weak badge]

afghanistan

[velvet silo]

😂

[tawdry coral]

or that

[strong notch]

rpg wen tho

[weak badge]

😂

[dusk ermine]

Yes airdrops are permant but they could like remove them for the time being until they figure this shit out and then return them since they are not essential

[lucid escarp]

please no explosive weapons anymore

[sick trout]

Is this paradox really still popping off? I actually blocked him to save my braincells lol

[velvet silo]

Can't wait for "RPG noob" to be the new meta insult

[weak badge]

it wouldnt make a difference

[velvet hawk]

Y'all are fuckin cringe arguing in this chat for hours. Go do something else

[sick trout]

Bro bring some classic cod noob tubes back

[ivory grotto]

any uk bro wanna chill

[velvet silo]

You're not missing much, but I take what I can get on a slow evening

[weak badge]

bro im in a fucking queue i got nothing else to do

[misty kelp]

leave que

[ivory grotto]

and i say uk because its the one eu country that speaks english

[weak badge]

i wanna play the game without being treated like a middle eastern immigrant

[sick trout]

Ez dub, learn german, not memeing, best group i played with was 3 random german dudes. Apparantly they good at tarkov lol

[lucid escarp]

For every three good german players you get someone like me

[gaunt junco]

[ruby mauve]

Or you can meet random people and befriend them

[ivory grotto]

for every 3 good germans you get one that yells a lot

[lucid escarp]

That's every second one

[weak badge]

so 4 people that yell a lot?

[ivory grotto]

this was the response i didnt know i needed

[velvet silo]

Just spawn in on interchange and scream "FRIENDLY" at the top of your lungs over the VOIP. Works every time

[misty kelp]

have you played an MMO release or expansion before?

[weak badge]

no because im no nerd

[sick trout]

Thats how i feel about EU as a whole. Playing foxhole for years there are some truly wild variations to EU countries and personalities lol

[ivory grotto]

no nerd yet come to discord to complain

[weak badge]

and this game is not runescape lmao

[misty kelp]

well welcome to how the biggeest companies in gaming maintain server stability for the last 30 years

[velvet silo]

I think you have this the wrong way around.
A good german is a loud german, it's the silent ones you need to be weary of

[ivory grotto]

all germans i know yell a lot

[weak badge]

yea like someone thats not a nerd dosent complain about a shitty product

[velvet silo]

Says the roblox emigrant turned sweaty tarkov player :D
This is great

[ivory grotto]

the german language in general, it sounds like youre so angry even when youre not

[strong notch]

holy feck 70k in queue

is that real

[sick trout]

Its weird because ik what you mean, but then you meet some soft voiced german and ur like hmmmm, german kinda silky

[lucid escarp]

Up until that one soft voiced one explodes

[ivory grotto]

i go all up in they ears " ich bin schwul..."

[weak badge]

i dont see a reason for you to try to comunicate with me like this other than seeking attention

[velvet silo]

It's amazing.
The happier they are, the angrier they sound.
It's the exact opposite of norwegian

[sick trout]

German language sounds much better than french orally, dont @ me

[strong notch]

oral

[lucid escarp]

french is shit

[velvet hawk]

God, you're weird.

[ivory grotto]

dont get me started on the french

[velvet hawk]

omelette du fromage

[ivory grotto]

ill rant i swear to god

[grave raptor]

im stuck in 1st on damn queue omg

[weak badge]

german dosent sound angry. its only westerners that cant say a word normally

[strong notch]

only 2 things i can't stand in this world, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the dutch

[velvet silo]

Excellent

[ivory grotto]

the french*

[sick trout]

This is coming from some southern guy in the states too mind you lol. French just sounds so weird to my ear lol

[ivory grotto]

im a avid gamer, right, there is no game ive played where ive met a french person who is good at the game OR nice

[sick trout]

Granted im biased because i know german and am totally lost on french lmao

[weak badge]

bro fuck the dutch man. Fuckin tulip stupid ass culture

[ivory grotto]

they are always terrible and toxic as hell

[strong notch]

it's from a movie idgaf about the dutch lol chill

[velvet hawk]

someone missed the joke

[sick trout]

Imma keep it a buck, EU people as a whole are much more of twats in video games generally in my experience lmfao. Ark and rust EU players are a special brand of evil

[ivory grotto]

rust eu players are special

[velvet hawk]

Most gamers are twats

[weak badge]

its never a matter of nationality. Its just situations. You cant say everyone is bad from some country because you met a couple people that are bad

[strong notch]

ye

[velvet hawk]

Just look at this chat and #eft-chat , it's embarrassing

[sick trout]

Also totally true lol

[ivory grotto]

i have been gaming for years

[weak badge]

like you and me

[weak badge]

i dont give a fuck

[viral jasper]

can the devs do something

[velvet silo]

Anyone who unironically believes that people from different countries always behaves in a certain way needs a reality check tbh

[ivory grotto]

then dont comment on it, brainlet

[viral jasper]

anyone know why que so long

[velvet hawk]

brits drink tea and eat biscuits, frenchies like baguettes

[naive wing]

i hope yall all get one tap when yall log in

[ivory grotto]

yes, all germans are super angry, french people twirl their moustaches and say "hon hon hon", spanish people always go "ole ole"

[viral jasper]

havents seen any announcement

[strong notch]

bag-wets

[quartz oracle]

😴

[weak badge]

no i meant that i dont give a fuck and that my point is still valid even with your stupid ass "i PlaYeD fOr YeArs" stupid ass argument brainlet

[velvet silo]

You know the mods finally got out of the queue and are now playing the game when the chat turns into borderline racial slurs :P

[ivory grotto]

copy my insult aswell, nothing but l's since u started typing

[ivory grotto]

LMFAO BUST THE BIG GUNS OUT

[weak badge]

lol

[sick trout]

For the record i dont think EU players are like actually bad people or anything, was just making a broad statement based on experience in a few eu dominated games lmfao. Anyone can be an asshole

[ivory grotto]

its sad that you have to make this clear

[velvet silo]

Yeah :P

[strong notch]

less than a minute XD

[cyan tundra]

wow i killed someone named "iHateNonWhites" is reporting the nickname actually something that'll help?

[lucid escarp]

Maybe

[strong notch]

r u easily triggered

[weak badge]

Calculating... 2 years

[velvet silo]

Can't hurt

[weak badge]

odakle si

[sick trout]

Well text also loses alot of its context easily. Especially in a public chat like this lmao

[strong notch]

there's too many gamers

[weak badge]

why would you report that

[slender sentinel]

this quee is pure dogshit🤡

[ivory grotto]

screenshotted

[shy sorrel]

Wait queue, game crash cause queue system didn’t help, now wait in queue again. Nice. Super immersive.

[cyan tundra]

because it's racist

[weak badge]

you are smart

[weak badge]

you are stupid

[bitter radish]

been stuck at 1 for about 50 mins now

[strong notch]

big oof

[ivory grotto]

this the kind of dude to put videos up on youtube to report people on discords

[weak badge]

i restarted my game and queue bullshit happened

[velvet silo]

Let's face it, you'd be the first to hit up the discord with a massive rant after the server crashed when you've had a good loot run

[cyan tundra]

tell me how

[grave raptor]

ive been stuck for around 20 and soon to be longer

[remote fjord]

whats good for food and water this wipe

[tawdry coral]

don't you have anything better to do rather than sit here and complain all day?

[ivory grotto]

cool avatar

[velvet silo]

Ow. That hit a bit too close to home 😔

[cyan tundra]

thanks ^^

[ivory grotto]

"i will report tchu avs is maine..."

[sick trout]

laughs in 8 minute NAE que

[strong notch]

be sure to brush at least twice a day

[cyan tundra]

nothing wrong with that xD

[slender sentinel]

Thats not a valid response🥱

[tawdry coral]

well then maybe you should stop calling everyone an idiot and go get a damn life

[ivory grotto]

youre 12

[strong notch]

and don't forget to floss

[vast lantern]

anyone actually get in after being stuck on queue 1?

[cyan tundra]

no thanks

[zenith wing]

what flame war did i just walk into

[ivory grotto]

please watch this guys video and after you hear his voice, decide if you should flame him or not

[strong notch]

i'm talkin about dental hygiene

[cyan tundra]

make me

[velvet silo]

@feral sable This is starting to get out of hand

[ivory grotto]

cringiest shit ive read...

[zenith wing]

like bro we've got racism, homophobia, and toxicity all in one chat.

[thorny heath]

kiss me

[strong notch]

floss first, then brush, finish it off with a good mouthwash

[slender sentinel]

nice

[sick trout]

Nooooopo dont call the mods we gonna get slowmoded :/

[ivory grotto]

dudes stole his avs now hes going on a rampage

[verbal ferry]

stuck at 1 for 30 mins

[fringe geode]

Nothing out of the ordinary in this discord.

One of the mods was openly transphobic yesterday and I got a warning for calling them out on it

[ivory grotto]

[strong notch]

even if you live in a humid climate you should moisturize

[velvet silo]

It's like a speed run for degenerates

[bold crater]

stop criticisng the queue system breh, it's amazing

[cyan tundra]

xD

[thorny heath]

the queue that was supposed to fix the servers broke the launcher and itself

[slender sentinel]

👌 what does that even mean

[zenith wing]

we need better mods apparently

[strong notch]

and drink plenty of water

[grave raptor]

no its not fym ive been stuck at 1 for 30 min

[ivory grotto]

you guys realize

[bold crater]

that's nikita's intended design bro, it's beta just give him time

[cyan tundra]

Tarkov has a toxic community just gotta deal with it ig

[strong notch]

you guys probly aren't actually @ #1 so youre being bamboozled

[fringe geode]

Based and Nikita-pilled

[opal briar]

@lone thicket all this stuff lol

[ivory grotto]

that a mod who is supposed atleast in my eyes to slow down the rantings, unironically typed "nikita isnt gonna do shit, enjoy your queue" when chat 1 was being flooded

[sick trout]

I mean i doubt its every mod, and i dont even mean in this server, but plenty of discord mods are like peak of the neckbeard ladder lol

[fringe geode]

I miss basti 😦 he was best mod

[signal turret]

is this chat still being invaded by chat 1 users

[velvet silo]

Now Parallax is just shooting from the hip

[ivory grotto]

he wants his avs back

[velvet silo]

No thought or refinement going into it, just spray & pray

[fringe geode]

Do I need a passport to be here or something?

[signal turret]

not the avs

[tawdry coral]

yeah uhuh people like us

[lucid escarp]

Not caring for the ricochet?

[ivory grotto]

they stole his avs

[strong notch]

you shouldn't brush immediately after vomiting, rinse with water and allow your mouth's PH balance to normalize (30 min or so) before brushing

[signal turret]

yeah sorry, papers please

[ivory grotto]

turned into a villain immediately

[cyan tundra]

yes i'm the toxic one because i said there's nothing wrong with being gay. makes sense bro

[slender sentinel]

who said anything about the gays

[fringe geode]

Gay people don’t deserve rights.

• most of this discord

[velvet silo]

Preach, brutha

[ivory grotto]

please do not reply to the 12 year old

[cyan tundra]

scroll a bit up

[sick trout]

Is this man really arguing about the gays now too? Maybe i need to unblock him again lmao

[cyan tundra]

sadly yes

[sick trout]

Look all im saying is every man needs to have a prostate orgasm at least once

[velvet silo]

Been going on for a while

[slender sentinel]

probably because homophobia has be redefined

[ivory grotto]

9 minutes scav matching

[cyan tundra]

i am gay watcha gonna do about it?

[strong notch]

woman touch my butthole and i was overcome by disgust and shame

[signal turret]

damn i went for 20 minutes and now this is about rights

[ivory grotto]

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[fringe geode]

???

[signal turret]

[slender sentinel]

😱

[cyan tundra]

yes

[ivory grotto]

jumpscare, five night freedo

[signal turret]

freddy fastbear i think

[fringe geode]

I’m not gay but people have the right to be gay

[tawdry coral]

yeah all they say is be respectful which is super vague

[fringe geode]

Cringe. Love thy neighbor

[signal turret]

[sick trout]

Imagine being trans/homophobic in 2022

[ivory grotto]

guys the company behind tarkov is russian, they dont take gays very well

[cyan tundra]

I don't believe in hell and heaven so i don't mind

[fringe geode]

Yeah

[ivory grotto]

i love that he replied to the "yeah"

[bold crater]

do yous realise that BSG literally don't care about the server issues? or queueing? they have your money lol, there's no more incentive for them to improve the game after you've purchased it

[fringe geode]

[ivory grotto]

youre scared of discord members stealing your avs

[signal turret]

[fringe geode]

I mean it’s not like you’re wrong lol. Russia ain’t exactly the most socially progressive country

[cyan tundra]

xD

[tame tide]

anyone knows if the drops have lights on them at night or how tf r uu supposed to see em ?

[velvet silo]

Gotta defend those home brewn NFTs, man

[strong notch]

nods

[fringe geode]

Nice fucking toes

[ivory grotto]

its... a armored rig...

[slender sentinel]

this shit is hilarious, somebody organize a peaceful protest

[sick trout]

Must be why we have gotten multiple neat updates, the game is in the best place its been balance wise ever, and they introduced a que so people can at least play

[torn path]

Omfg my queue got done and then promptly reset, wtf

[strong notch]

rip

[ivory grotto]

im gonna be honest i thought the movement changes when i first joined this wipe were server lag,

[torn path]

Another 2 hours wait time here we come

[signal turret]

[velvet silo]

Thank you. I've grown them myself!

[neon hazel]

currently in a 2 hour que not tryna flex

[fringe geode]

Can I lick?

[ivory grotto]

bro, sus

[signal turret]

currently not queuing haha

[sick trout]

See i logged like 70ish hours last wipe but sucked, so i didnt have thousands of hours of gameplay ingrained in me when inertia hit. So it immediately felt well implemented and sensible for me lol

[velvet silo]

Don't engage with maxk. He's literally been screeching in #eft-chat for 3 hours :P

[neon hazel]

hahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahh what a flex

[strong notch]

inertia good, fight me

[fringe geode]

I sucked then and I suck now. Nothing has changed for me

[velvet silo]

Well you'll have to buy me a drink first

[sick trout]

Duly noted

[ivory grotto]

i like the new movement

[signal turret]

currently doing work, huge flex

[fringe geode]

Dunk your toes in a glass of milk bb

[strong notch]

you're doing it wrong

[ivory grotto]

it is less call of duty-like now ig

[neon hazel]

unless ur overweight

[velvet silo]

😳

[fringe geode]

Idk how that has anything to do with a video game

[strong notch]

lol wat

[vast lantern]

has anyone got in, in the last 20min?

[neon hazel]

overweight in the game dumbass

[slender sentinel]

thats transphobic

[ivory grotto]

thats transphobic

[fringe geode]

[cyan tundra]

yeah. i like that you can't a/d spam anymore

[tawdry coral]

bro 💀

[ivory grotto]

[strong notch]

dude, you're unhinged

[ivory grotto]

bro said i wont like inertia bc im fat

[ivory grotto]

tony is punching air rn

[placid crane]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME my game crashed after finally getting into queue, after i get headeyes by a cheater

[cyan tundra]

yeah

[velvet silo]

My only gripe is that it's a bit over tuned for a fresh account and barely noticeable at high level.
I really don't like that stats affect general movement in shooters

[ivory grotto]

dont care, didnt ask

[fringe geode]

[placid crane]

im mad about the crash during high queue times

[strong notch]

we were talkin about inertia with 12.12, not anything since patch has changed

[ivory grotto]

monke explain, if game bad now, play other game while game bad, yes?

[placid crane]

queue for an hour, play one game for like 1-2minutes, sit in queue for another hour

[velvet silo]

I think you're in the wrong channel. Venting and screeching goes in #eft-chat

[placid crane]

they have cooldown on text

[sick trout]

NOOOO i finally got backend error for the first time in 48 hours and que isnt 8 mins anymore :/ guess i gotta go flame mods in eft1 yall

[ivory grotto]

we dont care about your shitty rants

[velvet silo]

It's a feature so you don't exhaust your precious gamer gingers with all that hammering

[strong notch]

are you shaming gingers rn

[ivory grotto]

gamer gingers

[grave raptor]

GINGER LIVES DONT MATTER

[ivory grotto]

ron weasley

17 minutes in matching scav reserve boys, lets shoot for 20

[velvet silo]

Christ, now I'm the insel. Insulting redheads without even noticing it :(

[strong notch]

take it back

[ivory grotto]

inCel, not inSel

[strong notch]

selectively celibate

[velvet silo]

Ffs

[misty kelp]

how do you think it got there? lol basically dont make this one have a cooldown due to yelling and screaching too

[strong notch]

screeching

[ivory grotto]

^

[sick trout]

Scav times are pretty long rn. Pmc runs have been mostly fast que tho. But js you def can still backend error. Thought i was invincible haha

Was in a 4 min que and game said "mmmmm u played long enough"

[strong notch]

what did u all have for breakfast today

[velvet silo]

Lots of people running scav when servers are unstable

[ivory grotto]

nothing

[placid crane]

i forgot how braindead some people are, venting about crashing RIGHT after sitting in queue for a hour and finally getting in, must mean im screeching uncontrollably

[velvet silo]

Nothing fancy. A cheese & sausage sammich and a big glass of juice

[sick trout]

I had some peanut butter toast

[strong notch]

lunch?

[ivory grotto]

you literally are, no one here cares

[strong notch]

sounds very nice

[ivory grotto]

piglet

[misty kelp]

but venting to who? chat 1 is for people who want to talk about that, chat two is for people who dont

[strong notch]

u eat an entire baby pig

[toxic hawk]

Those donkeys are putting 3minutes cooldown?

[placid crane]

"wah someone talked about tarkov in the tarkov discord"

[ivory grotto]

ate a bit

[velvet silo]

You're venting on a video game discord to people who don't care.

[ivory grotto]

its not talking what youre doing, its venting to people who couldnt give less of a shit

[placid crane]

yall care enough to comment back, clearly you need a reality check of what "not caring" means

[velvet silo]

It's just as bad as "Reee I got shot when I had phat loot, pity me"

[sick trout]

Eft1 is for the ragers, eft2 is for making fun of the ragers

[strong notch]

is it wrong to day-drink to excess

[velvet silo]

This

[ivory grotto]

true, we do like to publicly shame ranters instead of ignoring

[placid crane]

if thats what your life is, i wish you personal growth for 2022

[ivory grotto]

you came into a room full of people pointing and laughing and instead of leaving you keep going

[velvet silo]

Slow evening, what can I say

[ivory grotto]

homo erectus attitude

you know you're down bad when a furry isn't the one that's made fun of most in the chat

[strong notch]

i am erect

[placid crane]

imagine being a furry and talking down to people

[sick trout]

Lmao

[ivory grotto]

read like a book

[placid horizon]

Oi, we bashing furries?

[ivory grotto]

can smell people like you miles away, probably the stench

[placid crane]

atleast i didnt fondle my family dog

[velvet silo]

Not sure if the anime avatar should throw any shade

[placid horizon]

Dhahakoaeh, what the fuck

[lucid escarp]

kek

[strong notch]

kekw

[placid horizon]

I'm making memes, that's just disgusting. And for your information, it's FFXIV.

[placid crane]

its digital art that looks like anime i get anime pfp hate because of it

[ivory grotto]

you fondle your little sister instead, lolis over dogs

[ashen folio]

Anyone else stuck at 1? Did you fix it? If so how?

[sick trout]

Meanwhile as the desperation intensifies

[placid crane]

you are eu, you most likely do both

[bold crater]

i love how chat 1 is full of BSG dick riders telling the mods what they want to hear

[ivory grotto]

yes, common stereotype

[lucid escarp]

what's it based one

[strong notch]

favorite muppets character?

[velvet silo]

Sorry mate, you're not wanted here either

[ivory grotto]

your shit is so stupid its not fun to talk back to

[sick trout]

Swedish chef ofc

[strong notch]

swedish chef, good choice

[placid crane]

my favourite muppet is kyuuji

[ivory grotto]

the guy that goes "meep" with the red spiky hair

[strong notch]

beeker is good too

[slender sentinel]

😂

[velvet silo]

Am I the only one on the "mana mana" team?

[strong notch]

that's a classic

[sick trout]

Yall ever just have that old muppets "manamana" song creep up in the back of your head for no reason?

Or is that a me problem?

[strong notch]

i don't see that as a problem

[velvet silo]

No, that certainly happens from time to time

[placid crane]

DOO DOO DO-DOODOO

[ivory grotto]

OH MY GOD ITS THE MANA MANA TOO DOO TOO

I USED TO SING IT RELENTLESSLY WHEN I WAS A KID LMAO

[distant lynx]

stuck in position 1 in queue for 30 mins, then it just reset to 65k. big sadge

[strong notch]

my theory is that after your 30 mins, you got to see your actual number

[ivory grotto]

28 mins matching

[placid crane]

just dont crash within minutes of getting ingame like i did, ruins your drive to play if its a queue simulator

[strong notch]

rip

[oblique iris]

how does one do the Energy Crisis Quest without getting mowed down by the fuckers?

[strong notch]

i'm down to the 4 digit range now wish me luck

[ivory grotto]

28 MINUTE MATCHING AND I GOT IN WTF

[strong notch]

lol wat

[upbeat quest]

anuone else stuck quey position 1 ?

[pallid pollen]

why does the main channel have a 5 min cooldown

[ivory grotto]

i am the chosen one

[oblique iris]

how does one do the Energy Crisis Quest without getting mowed down by the fuckers?

[misty kelp]

so everyone, whats your go to budget guns this wipe? any sleepers?

[strong notch]

they're trying in vain to contain the reee

[pallid pollen]

@misty kelp rfb and ump

[velvet silo]

Oh, that paralax nugget got banned. I thought it was getting a bit too civilized in here

[oblique iris]

ump 2 op

[ashen folio]

why did I exit the game earlier ahhhh

[ivory grotto]

he did?

[lucid escarp]

kek

[strong notch]

this

[misty kelp]

those are so expencive XD i mean BUDGET

[pallid pollen]

ump is 25k

[oblique iris]

expensive? 274 dollars? or a cheap ass barter?

[lucid escarp]

8 scav knifes

[void marlin]

my friends playing afterr waiting in the que

[rugged minnow]

how is there 80k people in q how does that even add up

[pallid pollen]

rfb is like 40k

[strong notch]

ump and silencer not expensive u r hihg

[opal crystal]

what is this queue thing im confused whats going on

[misty kelp]

is it? i havnt actually looked, i only use a toz

[oblique iris]

u don't need silencer...Just sayin

[strong notch]

but is nice

[velvet silo]

A dirty shovel, my voice and the power of ree

[oblique iris]

how does one do the Energy Crisis Quest without getting mowed down by the fuckers?

[rugged minnow]

i havent been able to get on the game for 4 hours now.

[strong notch]

welcome to the club

[oblique iris]

the one where u need to mark the gas tanks near the fucking rogues

[pallid pollen]

has anyone managed to get on after being stuck at #1? is it worth me rejoining the queue at the back?

[dry fern]

delete the game. trash

[oblique iris]

well that won't solve anything

[rugged minnow]

im in vc with a bunch of buddies. we all tried diff things. nothing works rejoining or staying

[velvet silo]

Look, another one escaped the zoo

Please tell us how the game is bullshit and nikita is evil

[dry fern]

solve a lot lol. time wasted fucking about waiting for a game to melt every minute haha

[velvet silo]

Can't wait to see how you motivate it. We'll grade it 1-10

[strong notch]

i don't think my game is gonna start lol

[misty kelp]

i mostly use toz, but when i dont i use mosin, SKS and PPSH, im looking for liek dirty weapons

[strong notch]

are you for real

[ashen folio]

Why there is queue?

[rugged minnow]

how do i get tarkov prime?

[velvet silo]

Edgy yet not without logic. I'll give you a solid 3.

[pallid pollen]

@ashen foliobecause the servers are full

[wide ibex]

does anyone have the RB PKPM key? In PM

[strong notch]

what is pm

[dry fern]

dont get salty. yur bumfucking a game thats near death daily

[lucid escarp]

how is it near death?

[velvet silo]

1/10. No effort, no finesse and shitty content.

[sick trout]

yep games near death, thats why the servers are so swamped that we need a que lol

[slender sentinel]

it doesnt add up, not even close

[velvet silo]

Please be more original when you tell us where evil daddy nikita touched you

[onyx zodiac]

Spawning in with a scav at 28 minutes in customs with a gun that jams on the first shot is a waste of my time. like can i spawn in wiht 10 minutes left please the whole point is to avoid PVP not get shot out of spawn

[strong notch]

i try to be patient with this game but is hard sumtime

[rugged minnow]

im in 62k place rn but was 80k. been streaming it on twitch for at least an hour now and a bunch of waiting offstream

[velvet silo]

Shit, that's some serious bad luck :P

[oblique iris]

how does one do the Energy Crisis Quest without getting mowed down by the fuckers?

[slender sentinel]

thats just an arbitrary number i think

[dry fern]

course its near death. if a games servers cant support the influx in players and wont make efforts to support it then its a dieing game lol

[strong notch]

dying

[lucid escarp]

Kek

[oblique iris]

how does one do the Energy Crisis Quest without getting mowed down by the fuckers?

[robust pecan]

I'm planning on bathing with a toaster while I wait for queue

[sick trout]

i get it that, this game isnt without flaws obviously. like this isnt the IDEAL scenario obviously. but it feels like some people have never played a popular game in their life lol. does it suck? yes. is it just a part of the gaming process? yes. lol

[rugged minnow]

how get in gaem

[velvet silo]

Yeah. Game reaching a all time high of concurrent players, thus overloading the servers, is a clear sign that the game is about to die.
Flawless logic

[strong notch]

i've had this game for like 2 years and it's never been so borked

[misty kelp]

TIL every MMO was dead on arrival with que times day 1

[dry fern]

you should become the next president

[gaunt steppe]

hey guys i just wanted everyone to know that tarkov is my favorite game and everyone disrespecting it is going to see my inner demons...

[onyx zodiac]

game is better and stronger than ever but now all maps are maxed out with PMCs so even more pvp than usual in my opinion

[knotty relic]

I like playing as a scav way more than as a pmc

[velvet silo]

I'm honestly not sure the world is ready for that, mate

[gaunt steppe]

its bcuz you suck

[bold crater]

5 year old game
TIL that being on the market since 2017 means dead on arrival

[ivory grotto]

they changed the look of igolnik, wth

[velvet silo]

Didn't you know? FFXIV just had its worst expansion ever and WoW died in wotlk

[lucid escarp]

gotta love how everyone believes that you can just abra cadabra new servers

[sick trout]

as far as servers and internal errors i totally agree. but as far as moment to moment gameplay goes i thik tarkov is in the best state its ever been in personally

[knotty relic]

Yeah pretty much

[strong notch]

u right

[bold crater]

agreed

[misty kelp]

expansions ... have yall never played games before?, yall found a non subscription no microtransaction game and still flip the table

[gaunt steppe]

its okay tho, you will be good in the future

[hardy hearth]

feels great paying $150 for a game i cant play 🙃

[bold crater]

3 weeks post wipe

[lucid escarp]

why did you buy the 150$ one

[alpine geyser]

whats with the client ques? is it just server issues?

[onyx zodiac]

i paid 69.99 when i got my EOD

[dry fern]

servers killing the game. everyone knows it. bsg just rade ya pockets

[lucid escarp]

why not go with standard first and then upgrade

[strong notch]

I'd imagine a big part of the issue is people being excited to play early parts of wipe, then later on there's like 5% of the playerbase left. So the resources dedicated to run the servers aren't static

[misty kelp]

yall get angry about the wierdest dumbest things, then buy battlefield 2042

[hardy hearth]

did got standard first a long time ago, upgraded to eod.

[velvet silo]

0/10. Repeated arguments are not graded

[sick trout]

i understand people have money struggles or the few that like to be hardcore but i personally have no idea how people play with level 1 storage lmfao. they got me to upgrade real fast because of that

[gaunt steppe]

battlefield is dogshi @misty kelp

[dry fern]

oh fuck off smurf. no one gives a fuck man.

[hardy hearth]

at least you'll be able to play bf 2042 tho

[misty kelp]

yup

[hardy hearth]

waited in a que for over an hour

[sick trout]

take me back to bf3 and quality recoil patterns and gunplay

[obsidian marsh]

bf2042 is dogshit buy bf4 for way cheaper with proper community server and anticheat

[strong notch]

did u get booted

[bold crater]

B-BUT WHAT ABOUT X???

1.5 hour queues + servers dying constantly
just a weird dumb issue innit

[tropic wyvern]

Question, is the why game broken rn?? anny answers?

[hardy hearth]

just to get stuck at 1st que position

[gaunt steppe]

i got to #1 and it didnt let me in, so i restarted the que and if I dont get in this time ima be mad

[bold crater]

it's not broken. just nikita's intended design. stop crying go play battlefield

[obsidian marsh]

turn off autostart apparently

[velvet silo]

You confuse me.
You come off as an absolute dumnugget with little to nothing to contribute in general.
Then you pull out amazing insults like "smurf" and you have me smiling like the cat in wonderland

[misty kelp]

i mean its been a thing for 30 years, if billions of dollars cant solve the problem then why are ya surprised it still exsists?

[strong notch]

same here, not optimistic

[obsidian marsh]

billions?

[gaunt steppe]

had to restart my que

[hardy hearth]

they added a que system that doesn't even let its players in when they reach the end of the que 😂

[sick trout]

tons of players coming in, nikita currently gone celebrating, current bandaid fix is to have a que and lock server load to safe numbers, nothing else to be done the next few days, adapt and overcome lol

[tropic wyvern]

This isnt a toxic chat at all lol

[gaunt steppe]

i was at number 1 for 30 min

[misty kelp]

no game company has yet solved the problem without que times, game companies worth billions like activision/blizz

[velvet silo]

We've been over this. Logic is not appreciated, you need to caps more

[lucid escarp]

maybe servers are full? It will only put you in if someone else leaves

[strong notch]

and restarting helped u?

[gaunt steppe]

idk boutta find out rn im 9000

[dry fern]

been in #1 for 4.5 hours cpours im fucked off. the games fucking trash mate. the servers are garbage. no efforts to even upgrade with all the fucking money raked in thats my issue smurf

[strong notch]

ahh word, good luck lol

[hardy hearth]

waited over 30 mins in the 1st que position @lucid escarp

[bold crater]

last time i checked it doesn't take 1.5 hours to launch a blizzard game followed by the servers dying every 10 minutes

look man defending everything BSG does wont get you mod, it's ok bro

[sick trout]

someone didnt play vanilla relaunch

[misty kelp]

last i checked with the release of wow classic...thats exactly what happened for weeks

[obsidian marsh]

uh you familiar with new world shitting itself? amazon is a trillion dollar company that cant do that

[misty kelp]

new world shitting itself dead

[strong notch]

hl2.exe

[dry fern]

alpha worked more stable than most previous wipes lmfao

[sick trout]

to be fair amazon game studios sucks at life lmao

[lucid escarp]

Last time I checked with ff14 expansion launch, they still have it

[rugged minnow]

bruh ive played bozo ass mmos and i dont think ive ever waited this long to play. There was typically a faster Q for people with years of ownership

[misty kelp]

if activision bliss and amazon cant do it, why could BSG?

[dapper sparrow]

fml i just restarted the game not thinking about the damn queue

[obsidian marsh]

ff14 literally had to suspend subscriptions tho lmao

[velvet silo]

Sounds like someone missed the 6-18 hour queues when blizz launched classic

[lucid escarp]

Or New World, 22 hours of waiting

[misty kelp]

FF14 literally had to go "no sorry we cant support more players we cant sell anymore people the game rn"

[sick trout]

^

[tidal plume]

if i restart my game to fix game due to a bug will it put me back in q?

[strong notch]

game stutters if you leave it running for a while, takes hours to get back in XD

[misty kelp]

what makes anyone think that BSG can somehow do something no other game company can with 40 whole developers, half of wich arnt coders

[velvet silo]

To be fair, there's no reason Battlestate couldn't strive to do better than actiblizz.
This is very much a situation they've put themselves in by stacking events, patch & holidays all at once :P

[rich flint]

Restart launcher and game will be available immediately!!! it work for me fine!!!

[bold crater]

i'm sorry, i'll go back to being nikita's knight in shining armour now (maybe he'll notice me one day)

[coral jolt]

love playing unplayable games

[lucid escarp]

then don't

[velvet silo]

Unoriginal strawman. 0/10

[obsidian marsh]

its almost like they aren't a massive decades old corporate giant like AB

[sick trout]

Because we payed beeg money, bsg needs to upgrade servers, such bad game /s

[ashen folio]

why is there a queue?

[misty kelp]

every game on release/expansion has a que

[dry fern]

because there servers are dogshit

[obsidian marsh]

at least nikita isn't busy sexually harassing people lol

[strong notch]

where

[bold crater]

[misty kelp]

ALL servers are dogshit, nobodys invented non dogshit ones yet

[velvet silo]

Servers are overloaded, they put up a queue to handle the peaks. It's not a permanent thing

[obsidian marsh]

actibliz momento

[rich flint]

Restart launcher and game will be available immediately!!! it work for me fine!!!

[bold crater]

i think nikita is noticing you!

[ashen folio]

when will the queues be gone?

[lucid escarp]

There are non dogshit ones, but they are generally off and are not touched by anyone

[strong notch]

this man's tryna thin out the queue

[nova axle]

incoming arm chair developers bitching and moaning

[obsidian marsh]

@bold crater sugma

[coral jolt]

servers be sucking ass

[bold crater]

[misty kelp]

when 50k extra people get out of the lineup

[patent nebula]

ok, so I am at 1 in the queue, now what?

[dry fern]

hny to the dogshitness of bsg

[rugged minnow]

i got into q when i clocked in.
i clocked out and still in q.
boutta go to bar and possibly get hit with child support....
i expect to still be in q when i come back

[misty kelp]

you get DCed and become number 44567

[strong notch]

nothing lol

[gaunt steppe]

well im in now

[bold crater]

they're not dogshit, you just need to get good breh

[strong notch]

congrats!

[dry fern]

lol what a fuckwhit ahhaha

[gaunt steppe]

so restarting does help

[sick trout]

PrObAbLy Ur HaRdWaRe

[patent nebula]

@Chances TOZling 😭

[wind coral]

yk i was gunna play a diffrent game and wait for the queue to be gone but then i realized i had just spent 200k on fuel for my hideout yesterday 🙂

[bold crater]

get better pc

[nova axle]

if your that upset, go play club penguin or COD 🤣

[desert mural]

wtf is this que thing?

[strong notch]

omg

[obsidian marsh]

club penguin doesn't exist anymore lmao

[dry fern]

pc probs worth more than your house ahha

[velvet silo]

Reset the counter, boys!

[desert mural]

I have to wait 2 hours to get head eyes in 5 minutes wtf

[patent nebula]

ok so even when i get to 1 it still does not launch, going to cancel and hit play again

[obsidian marsh]

the tarkov experience

[velvet silo]

Wrong channel, you're looking for #eft-chat

[wind coral]

sucks to suck lol

[sick trout]

u telling me you dont play 7 different club penguin private serves?

[bold crater]

imagine PAYING for a GAME and then expecting it to work? fucking clowns 🤣

[placid crane]

your examples are kinda shit though, talking about on launch vs a game that has been out for YEARS and having the same issue every couple months

[wind coral]

YO i found a club penguin game card for the DS i used to play when i was like 10 the other day

[patent nebula]

lol, ok so did that it put be at 5,235 then a second later it gives me unable to connect to the remote server

[bold crater]

you're all actually so dumb, why did you buy a game thinking it'd have functioning servers

[desert mural]

@bold crater you right dawg

[bold crater]

you're the one who purchased a video game and then expected it to actually work🤡

[warm temple]

can anyone tell me how to fix eft? i go to traders and now i cant buy anything all forms of money is now transparent and says trader cant buy this item.

[placid wind]

@fierce hazel How long were you on position 1?

[lucid escarp]

A game that has wipes that are on the same level as fresh launches? Yeah, bad way to compare you right

[rugged minnow]

absolute morons, yall thought you spent your money to playgame??? only Qs here.

SUBSCRIBE TO MY ONLY Queues

[wind coral]

fill items, theres a box that says auto fill items, check that, same thing happened to me

[velvet silo]

Wait. Servers are unstable due to heavy load.
Whatever you do, don't restart the game :P

[bold crater]

there's absolutely no way to reason with BSG's staunch, valiant defenders so don't bother

[patent nebula]

@warm temple if it is a weapon and it is damaged, then they will not buy it from you, you have to sell to fence

[formal salmon]

if ur number 1 in queue. just leave and click check for update. worked for me

[sick trout]

the same way you cant reason with people who think complaining in the official discord is gonna magically fix the problem lol

[warm temple]

cant even mark the box cant do anything with anything to do with forms of money

[placid crane]

wipes are not an excuse for poor servers if its CONSTANTLY an issue, they need to pull all the simps out of their ass before they can dislodge their heads and fix the game before adding more content

[misty kelp]

wipe=same activity of an expansion its a perfect match, WoW was out for 10 years and still had this on every expansion

[velvet silo]

They don't give out free EOD editions for nothing, mate. Sorry you missed your chance

[frozen cave]

im kind of annoyed that i had to restart the game because my game literally lost all sound lol