eft-chat-2

[tight bobcat]

ive seen him in black in the past week

theyre usually spread out more tho ive noticed

[teal grail]

black pawn or black bishop?

[tight bobcat]

bloack night

and pawn

[teal grail]

yes, i'm talking about bishop

[tight bobcat]

oh i dont think thats ever been a glukhar spawn

[teal grail]

it has been

[tight bobcat]

but maybe i just havent played long enough

[teal grail]

it was this wipe

[tight bobcat]

huh somethign they experimented with? or a bug?

[teal grail]

no

hes spawned in there multiple times

its the same story with killa spawns

they're always changing

[tight bobcat]

hmm i havent noticed

[teal grail]

he doesn't spawn in national for 3 months

only for him to spawn in national suddenly

[tight bobcat]

hmm

[teal grail]

same with mantis and generic

[tight bobcat]

hes never in mantis now?

[teal grail]

yea, he never spawns in mantis anymore

[tight bobcat]

hmm weird

[stiff plinth]

im goin labs

fuck it

just be ready for me to be back in complainin in a solid 5 lmaoo

[teal grail]

its 10pm on a saturday night

what gun do I take to labs

[stiff plinth]

im bringin the new shotgun

[teal grail]

ks-23?

590a1

@stiff plinth shrap 10 or 25

I always forget which is better

[stiff plinth]

i use 10's

[teal grail]

ok imma take 25s

level 6 gameplay

[stiff plinth]

bro i hate this

i havent heard a sound

[teal grail]

idk what to do in this raid

do I go for pvp or just loot red

[stiff plinth]

im just roamin

[teal grail]

camp inside red with ks-23?

[stiff plinth]

yeas

[teal grail]

this raid is dead

I haven't heard anything and I spawned sewer

do I rush medical block

@stiff plinth

I need instruction

I physically cannot function without instruction

[stiff plinth]

uh

sure

[teal grail]

ok I rush medical

ofc as soon as I leave an alartm gets hit

[rigid frost]

how is this even possible

[muted marten]

Wdym

[stiff plinth]

what

[rigid frost]

within 10 hours insurance came back and expired

[teal grail]

lmfao player at end of hallway

[muted marten]

You kill him?

[teal grail]

but I killed a raider

and went prone and looted

fuck there was two

[stiff plinth]

bro

[teal grail]

@stiff plinth grr

it was a panda

[stiff plinth]

lmaoo

[teal grail]

lmao nice strafing accuracy

[ashen folio]

holy fuck

raiders be like

[muted marten]

That’s nice holy shit

[ashen folio]

this door cant stop me because im not real

[muted marten]

Lmao I hate when they come through doors

Scares the shit outta me

[ashen folio]

its the easiest way to kill them

[teal grail]

^

[ashen folio]

they phase through but dont see you

[teal grail]

bro im so poor

I just lost my class 3 armour and ks-23

I have nothing left in my stash

[ashen folio]

lol

[teal grail]

please send help

[muted marten]

Large

[teal grail]

well I also have this but its all worthless

[muted marten]

Now I know why you have a 200 mill stash

Just hoard

[teal grail]

I deleted it

also thats my temp storage

every 3 days or when it becomes full I sell it

[muted marten]

Sell as you go

[stiff plinth]

we made it out

[muted marten]

To much work

[teal grail]

no

I keep stuff and sell it at the end

I almost have 3k m62 though

and you don't

[stiff plinth]

i mean not bad right?

[teal grail]

nice

[stiff plinth]

bro when they all pushed me

i shit my pants lmaoo

[ashen folio]

he has 85m

[teal grail]

@muted marten ok happy

[stiff plinth]

holy shit boys run reserve rn

[teal grail]

val will be dealt with later

and m1a will be used tomorrow

[stiff plinth]

bs is at like 2100 a shot

[teal grail]

wait really

@stiff plinth

I have 1.1 million in BS

[muted marten]

That’s over a mill in bs

Holy shit

[teal grail]

well its gone down now

I need to wait again

[stiff plinth]

i sold mine for 2200 and it sold instantly

[teal grail]

its back to 1.9k

I'll continue waiting

I sold 40 m62 for 3.5k

stockpiling ammo is best play

[stiff plinth]

m62 was at 10k before

it was stupid

[teal grail]

7n1 was 25k

once

and I sold a few bullets at that price

also ammo

[stiff plinth]

bs is more expensive than igolnik rn

[ashen folio]

always is

[stiff plinth]

fair

boys

sell da grenades or keep da grenades

[blazing inlet]

sell all da fir nades

[stiff plinth]

will do

im really about to have to buy another money case

[blazing inlet]

what's your ruble count lookin like?

[stiff plinth]

71.9 mil

[blazing inlet]

Holy shit

[wet dust]

if you have 71mil you should be going for kappa or just play with expensive kits

[stiff plinth]

i already have kappa

[blazing inlet]

I'm so poor at 1.7mil

[wet dust]

well then have fun

[stiff plinth]

i dont have fun on this game

[blazing inlet]

i mean that isn't necessary if you have 71mil

[stiff plinth]

expensive kits arent fun

[wet dust]

i feel like the game is more fun when you have barely nothing

[sly lance]

did servers die

or is it just my lobby

[blazing inlet]

The game is fun when your kit is cheap and you kill people

[stiff plinth]

thats why i go not very geared

just your lobby

[wet dust]

THAT IS A VIBE

[blazing inlet]

Just your lobby

[stiff plinth]

yknow im just not gonna buy another money case

[blazing inlet]

My internet is currently shitting itself

so I guess no tarkov for me

I'll just afk bitcoin farm

[muted marten]

They like 800k

I wouldn’t bother

[stiff plinth]

yea ill just let it overflow

unless i get one from marked

[muted marten]

I have a completely empty one lmao

It’s kinda sad

Other one has like 3 rows full

[ashen folio]

just one tapped a guy running full sprint but its not 100 meters

why iS IT NEVER 100 METERS

[muted marten]

Rip

[stiff plinth]

worst damn shturman cache

[frozen sedge]

hmm

Lol

i killed raiders lol

Didint get hit once

I fit so much loot

except 1 ak

[stiff plinth]

nicee

[keen ore]

meanwhile i go in and die within 1 minute lol

[stiff plinth]

yea it happens

a lot

[keen ore]

went in again and died

escape from nervous breakdown

got clapped by a squad

i only had an axe, they didnt respect the wiggle

[stiff plinth]

the fuck are these nade bounces

[ashen folio]

Funny. That's what.

[stiff plinth]

like i dont even know how they did that

[ashen folio]

#carp

They bounced on floor. After that, it’s fair game.

[ashen folio]

wtf is this bullshit error now

ive never had this

[tardy lagoon]

At what date does EFT usually have their Christmas sales? 🥳

[violet wave]

im getting high packet loss errors

what can i do

[ashen folio]

so uh

after playin on new mouse for a bit

turns out, the reason the m1a was shootin so fast on older mouse (older PCB) was because of double click issue LUL

which is why CPS test was so inaccurate

currently getting 12-15cps

old mouse would be anywhere from 12-18

got 20 on first try when picking it up again

defective hardware secretly too good?!?

Amen

I tried learning drag clicking for the ADAR but I just can't xp

wats dat

[frozen sedge]

Just basically clicking on adderal

You drag your finger in a specific way on the mouse and it clicks really fast

Im pretty sure you need tape on your mouse

[ashen folio]

is it different from jitterclickin

https://streamable.com/a33702

[stiff matrix]

From the videos I just watched, it relies on the type of surface tension between your finger and the matte finish of the mouse which created vibrations which then click the mouse.

That Jitter click is crazy beans tho.

[ashen folio]

oh okay, so you need friction to do it

ye, dont think drag would work too well on ul2 shell

just gonna stick to jitter

cant jitter as fast anymore cause no more double click issue

oh well

[stiff matrix]

Yah, slide your finger down the mouse, creates the vibrations with click.

Jitter clicking would probably be more reliable, specially since you can wear your mouse's matte finish off.. like mine is lol

[ashen folio]

ye haha

butterfly is most consistent but requires you to change grip or already be 1-3-1 main

[violet wave]

i have high packet lose errors, what can i do

?

[stiff matrix]

I can't do 1-3-1, I'm an old man, I grew up doing the tradition palm grip with wrist flicking.

My thumb does most of the movement tho

[ashen folio]

yee, lotta high sens oldies in tarkie

[stiff matrix]

lol, I knooow that lower dpi/lower sensitivity gives more accuracy, but I'm all about precision, longs your getting your round groupings in the same general spot, I'm happy.. I probably wont be doing any crazy one shot head taps anytime soon but I'm okay with that

Plus, I hate moving my arm.. lol

[ashen folio]

eh, it doesn't directly translate to more accuracy. it just gives you more "consistency" since you're rarely gonna overshoot with lower sens. more room for error. There are people like Baranox who play ridic high sens (5cm-11cm) and have extremely good target switching.

[stiff matrix]

Oh yah, I ain't like that, I do remember being like that back when I played BF3.. somewhat lol, that is outrageous target switching lol

Almost looks like hacks tbh how quick he is.

[ashen folio]

Yee. love his style. But as a low sens player, kinda prefer people who play with lower sens and still achieve the same quick style. People like scrublel play on 50cm and can pull off the same clips.

[calm portal]

Why have I created this

Even better

[ashen folio]

haha bp go tap

[stiff matrix]

Yah, Mouse movement is very much preferential, How you grow as a gamer, its not like a newbie knows exactly his fave hand hold on the mouse or anything.. its all just figured out as you gain experience.

[calm portal]

Haha BP go tap for 200 roubles*

I need to create something as bad as this in 5.45 now

[ashen folio]

is BP 200 now? thought it was 800-1k always

[calm portal]

it's 200 if you craft it

[ashen folio]

ye, scrub has like 15 yrzs of experience in fps. pretty sure he didnt play like that in his first year LUL

ooh fancy

[calm portal]

First you craft green powder, then 120 BPs from green powder

2 hours for 2 crafts and ez ammo

Why have I made it 2.0

[ashen folio]

Late> I find it difficult drag/jitter clicking while also aiming accurately

Hency why I tend to stick to fully auto guns kekw

[ashen folio]

That gun looks amazing ngl

[calm portal]

yeah

[ashen folio]

@ashen folio ye, requires practice

[twin hollow]

tarkov servers down?

[ashen folio]

Negative

[calm portal]

I think I just made a pipe

[fleet pendant]

Is this normal drop from kiba nowdays?

[willow jasper]

meh

thermals dropping off kiba every other day

[fleet pendant]

what do you mean by "dropping off", like it is like 50/50 for thermal?

[willow jasper]

no not really but everyone finds it once in a while

not a big thing

its basically like finding a ledx in ultra

cool

now go get another one

[fleet pendant]

at least the gun is modded interestingly

[willow jasper]

looks like shit

would rather just the thermal

[ashen folio]

big money labbiewabbie

[stiff matrix]

Kiba has mad good shit in it, 1 outta 3 times you'll probably pull that thermal AK

[ashen folio]

aint never seen it

and did killa farm :c so went in there like 40 times

[frozen sedge]

my mate bought the 1.5mil kiba key but forgot the other one lol

then killa came killed me but my friend killed him then he died to a 3man

[ashen folio]

sadge

[frozen sedge]

He went on one run to kiba and got 700k

[blazing inlet]

Doesn't 762bp take 2 hours to craft?

[fallen mountain]

yes

[frozen sedge]

Why do i go hatchet runs when i have 1 mil

My brain doesn't function properly

[blazing inlet]

Do you like doing the hatchet runs?

[next hamlet]

https://youtu.be/iGA-rXwhAgI

[frozen sedge]

Sometimes

[blazing inlet]

Besides having 1mil is not much to brag about compared to what everyone else has

I'm not saying I'm rich as shit but

[frozen sedge]

I know but i go geared when i have 200k then i have a mil and go hatchet

[blazing inlet]

1mil is still nice to have if you really need it I guess

[frozen sedge]

And i go reserve and die to some bullshit or come out with so much shit. No in between always geared af or die in 2 mins

[blazing inlet]

How geared is geared for you @frozen sedge ?

We talkin fuckin meta hk with zhuk and exfil?

Or something below 200k in total

[frozen sedge]

No. below 200k in total

[blazing inlet]

Ahhh

[frozen pilot]

geared is anything above the usual rat loadout

[blazing inlet]

Well you can afford 4 of your geared runs at 1 mil

[frozen sedge]

One time i went like over 200k and died because i got shoot through a wall

[blazing inlet]

My version of geared is having class 4 armor with an ok recoil gun+ good ammo

[blazing inlet]

Stick to budget runs with the good ammo in your gun

Like an sks with bp

You make your money back from that run

And will still clap geared people

[frozen sedge]

I always go custom and when i get a good spawn i open office and geared players rush me and i spray them down and always get so much gear

Like i killed someone there before and got like 600k worth of gear

[blazing inlet]

If you're really looking for money, just rat on interchange

[willow jasper]

office is not where the money is

[blazing inlet]

Reserve with keys and map knowledge is also nice

[frozen sedge]

I have alot of keys on reserve

[blazing inlet]

Just know the intel spawns on reserve

[frozen sedge]

I know 2 intel spawns

[blazing inlet]

You can make like 400k from intel if you get really lucky

[frozen sedge]

Wait folder with intel?

[willow jasper]

just sell intel tbh

[blazing inlet]

yes

Yeah intel is like 170k

[frozen sedge]

Yeah so i know 2 intel spawns

I need 2 more pmc kills with pistol :/

[next hamlet]

APS with stock and factory

managable recoil and OK firerate

[frozen sedge]

I spawn into factory and die to geared player. why do people go geared factory acc so annoying

[willow jasper]

or 57 and play normally

[prime yacht]

That's how I did it lol

With a aps

[frozen sedge]

What ammo

[prime yacht]

pmm

[blazing inlet]

factory is where the cod players go

[prime yacht]

The broke cod players

[blazing inlet]

https://escapefromtarkov.gamepedia.com/Folder_with_intelligence

Wiki has all the reserve spawns

[frozen sedge]

Man wtf i always get this glitch

After Expierience gained i can never click next

[blazing inlet]

@prime yacht How many intel spawns are on labs btw?

[willow jasper]

normal

[blazing inlet]

It's like 9 right?

@willow jasper There's like 9 intel spawns on labs right?

[willow jasper]

was talking about this

[prime yacht]

I've never found one on labs

lol

[willow jasper]

i mean all i know is red area and cat offiec

[blazing inlet]

I've found like 2 intels on labs

[willow jasper]

there should be more

[blazing inlet]

There's one in the blue offices

I think

[prime yacht]

I check cat and by managers

I never go in blue office

[blazing inlet]

There's one in red room

based

[tropic nacelle]

Tons of intel spawns, some are mid, 2 in green, in the red area. Cat statue, chain room

[muted marten]

I find loads

[blazing inlet]

Chain room?

hm, not sure what that one is

[tropic nacelle]

Next to parking button

There is always a gold chain in there hence the name

but intel spawns in there

[blazing inlet]

The blue offices next to parking?

those ones?

[tropic nacelle]

Yeah

[blazing inlet]

ah. thanks

[tropic nacelle]

So go out of parking door, head towards red, first door to the left

Has the big windows which looks into red

[blazing inlet]

Yeah I know that one

[tropic nacelle]

sell that on flea @ashen folio

[blazing inlet]

that's like 35k

[tropic nacelle]

@tulip orchid because its the still in the game just cant be bought

[tulip orchid]

ok

[willow jasper]

ok

[blazing inlet]

K.

[frozen pilot]

doesn't cover all the spawns

[blazing inlet]

Ahh

[frozen pilot]

not sure why its still not updated, but 1 spawn is fairly common in underground and its not covered in the wiki, at least i didnt see it

[frozen sedge]

Lab key manager office price check? pls

[blazing inlet]

About 70k

70-80k is it's average

But it pays out in the 100s

it's price is low cuz the glass isn't bulletproof

[frozen sedge]

ok ty

[blazing inlet]

Most ammo people run on labs will pen it

And you can't kill raiders from the glass

[willow jasper]

you can

[blazing inlet]

not all the time

If your ammo can't pen it

But raiders will tap you

[raven venture]

Sooooooooo I was doing a quest on interchange....the one where u have to plant that camera? i snoop in..and I see..Killa and i only had a pistol....just a shitty p2 with crappy bullets and SOMEHOW i headshot him in 2 bullets

i really didnt expect to kill him

[willow jasper]

ok

good job

now do the quest

[blazing inlet]

You headshot killa with a p2?

Did you have 7n31?

wait you said crappy bullets

damn good job

[stiff matrix]

If you shoot the top/back of killas head, its only lvl4, but 2 boolets for killa, thats coo

[raven venture]

no it was the PSO gzt shitters lol

i did the quest yeah x) had a labs keycard so i got out

too bad it wasnt red

[blazing inlet]

did you shoot through the gap in his visor

I don't think you can even shoot through there

[normal wyvern]

you cant

[raven venture]

I spammed his face but only landed 2 shots and only did 30 dmg

which was enough to kill

maybe someone already tapped him a few times

[tired ravine]

Can’t

Atm

Armor is hitbox based

[ashen folio]

his helemet was prolly 0 then

if you only did 30 dmg.

[tired ravine]

Had to

Killa has like 70 head HP

[raven venture]

i couldnt find the PMC that tapped him anywhere though

circled the stores a few times

figured he was killa running and wouldnt have alot gear anyways

[copper ore]

can someone tell me how can i kill 15 scavs on woods easily? when i go to woods i just get sniped by some random person that i dont even see

[latent mauve]

mosin

go in almost naked (armored rig if you want) and snipe them with a mosin

[copper ore]

how can i avoid other pmc

[latent mauve]

Wait like 5 min once you spawn, and then go.

sadly, since its woods, you're going to die quite a bit

[frozen sedge]

Best place to go geared into?

[latent mauve]

labs, factory, interchange

[ashen folio]

not factory wtf

[latent mauve]

im assuming you want fights

Going in factory thicc is fun asf

[frozen sedge]

nah money

[ashen folio]

Labs Reserve Custom ShorelineResort

it'

no it's not

[frozen sedge]

i have 300k so i need some money

[ashen folio]

It's hatchlings and KS shotgunners

[latent mauve]

which are easy to kill?

to get money, go scav interchange

or hatchling shoreline

wait, you dont have keys

[frozen sedge]

I have shoreline keys

[latent mauve]

then pistol backpack shoreline

[frozen sedge]

Those r my shoreline keys

[latent mauve]

yep

Yeah, just rush there with a pistol backpack, go into the big ticket rooms

and shove shit in your anus and backpack

OR you can hit all the stashes

[frozen sedge]

The thing is everytime i go there i get killed by some really geared guy sitting in a bush

[latent mauve]

Heres another method

[frozen sedge]

Who killed the whole of resort

[latent mauve]

Wait 5 or so min after you spawn

and hit all the stashes

[frozen sedge]

i always go reserve because i have alot of keys. Good money making map??

[latent mauve]

I personally hate reserve so I never go there

cant say, some of the rooms have some nice loot if you have the keys for em

like marked

[frozen sedge]

i have bothg marked

[latent mauve]

My friend got a green keycard from one of the wallets

For risk free money, I scav interchange

Hit up all the stores, kill a few scavs along the way

Easy 500K +

Back of oli has a ton of motors, fuel, etc

• like 4 computers iirc

[valid skiff]

reserve is best money making map

[latent mauve]

probably true

cant go against it since I dont play it

[valid skiff]

if you really learn how to run it, you are making around a mill every 10-15 mins

[latent mauve]

^ probably true

[violet wave]

Just got disconnected in labs and a raider kill me, when i was having best stuff

[valid skiff]

@frozen sedge i wouldnt run that loadout its pretty trash

[latent mauve]

^

[valid skiff]

gen4 is so fucked up may as well run t4

[latent mauve]

or sell it

[valid skiff]

airframe without chops KEKW

[latent mauve]

since you're strapped fro cash

for*

[frozen sedge]

Its fir

[latent mauve]

either vender or sell it on the market

[valid skiff]

its not fir

[latent mauve]

^

[valid skiff]

i pretty much only run hks nowadays

hk or mp7

[latent mauve]

I personally love the ak-103 cheap and BP is busted asf

[ashen folio]

any tips on how to play or learn playing aggressive? I get killed way too much when being patient

[latent mauve]

Watch aggressive streamers

[valid skiff]

@ashen folio just push lol

[latent mauve]

@ashen folio Hip fire at close range

I notice that a lot of newer people only ads thinking its like cod

[valid skiff]

i pretty much only play labs and my stash is so unorganized its funny

[latent mauve]

I really need to learn labs

[valid skiff]

you are better off knowing every map

[latent mauve]

I pretty much do

except reserve

[valid skiff]

Sadge

how much $$ do you have

[latent mauve]

4m iirc

[valid skiff]

o_o

[latent mauve]

I had more, but I just maxed out my hideout

I had like 6-7

[valid skiff]

o_o

[latent mauve]

?

[valid skiff]

have you played this whole wipe?

[latent mauve]

First wipe, started playing 2-3 weeks ago

[valid skiff]

i guess thats not bad then

[latent mauve]

im doing well for myself

I play for fun anyways, I dont always go for max profit

use guns I like, armours that fit well, etc

[ashen folio]

same, but it's hard when pvp isnt fun. it's more fun to farm raiders in a dead raid than it is to try to find pvp in labs cause its just campers and angle holders.

If that's fun, then CSGO and Val are fun kekw

[muted marten]

bro tf is tarkov

killed 3 streamers today

in 2 raids

[latent mauve]

[muted marten]

is everyone a streamer

[latent mauve]

yeah

[muted marten]

all were live aswell

[latent mauve]

unless you kill a big streamer

most of the streamers you kill have 1-10 viewers

[muted marten]

recently its been nuts

like everyone wants to stream

[latent mauve]

most college students have break rn and covid is a thing

[muted marten]

one guy today was an asshole who called me a rat so a lot are shit streamers

[prime yacht]

Was that me

Rat

[muted marten]

I was a rat cause he walking into me on labs

[prime yacht]

Kek

[muted marten]

his reasoning was I didnt run at him

down black hallway

[latent mauve]

[blazing inlet]

What an idiot

[prime yacht]

What a rat

[blazing inlet]

Dumb streamer man

[latent mauve]

@muted marten gtfo rat

[prime yacht]

You absolute rat

[muted marten]

lmao

[prime yacht]

I wanna get violet

Then camp red

Behind the door

[latent mauve]

[prime yacht]

I have kappa I'm bored

[latent mauve]

ah

do goofy shit

[prime yacht]

Yes

[latent mauve]

I have a gamer mosin I run when im really bored

lemme find a pic

[prime yacht]

Recoil meta mosin

Pogchamp

It's got like 54 recoil

[latent mauve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692914303103270953/785364118021996564/unknown.png

do this

[prime yacht]

I've done that before

Recoil meta mosin with armasight nvg scope is funnier

[latent mauve]

"recoil meta mosin"

its a bolt action

why does recoil even matter

OOO

you know whats another funny thing

go max ergo guns

like 100 ergo

[prime yacht]

No

Negative ergo better

[latent mauve]

0 ergo or 100 ergo is pretty fun

[prime yacht]

I do 100 ergo tx sometimes

It's fun

[latent mauve]

🤔 whats another goofy thing I do

Oh

I saw this meme

about running the bank robber outfit

[prime yacht]

idk how I'm so bored lol

[latent mauve]

like a paca, mp-133, balaclava, duffle bag

[prime yacht]

It's my first wipe

[latent mauve]

sawed off mp-133

and go interchange

[prime yacht]

I am sock gang

[latent mauve]

I have to find this one clip

some dude was shooting at us off the bat in the start of an interchange raid doing the bank robber outfit

we threw like 30 smokes

[prime yacht]

lol

[latent mauve]

and escaped

[prime yacht]

I wanna try smokes and thermal

Looks fun

[latent mauve]

smokes are really bad

you can very easily see through them and they take forever to get going

[prime yacht]

I know

Throw them in dorms bathroom

WHO SMOKIN WEED IN THE BATHROOM

[latent mauve]

👀

haha

smoke out marked room

[prime yacht]

They get sooo green sometimes

It's wierd

[latent mauve]

when they do, they're extremely easy to see through

[prime yacht]

And sometimes they're black

They just so wierd

[latent mauve]

yeah :/

the DVL sometimes turns gold in the underground area of interchange

[prime yacht]

lol

[latent mauve]

its pretty fucking cool imo

[prime yacht]

I wanna get a 5 man with mpvv rigs and raid bags full of smokes

[latent mauve]

OOO

[prime yacht]

Try and crash the server

[latent mauve]

toz runs factory

[prime yacht]

lmao

[latent mauve]

Ive nuked kids with gear

Toz with the 5 round mags and thats it

[prime yacht]

I found it's easier to kill someone with the sword then with a toz

Like we were doing a challenge

I flashed then meleed someone fist try

But it took forever to get a toz kill

I shot someone in there penis helmet twice with devestators and he didn't die lol

I might try and go for max strength

Or at least level 20 something

[willow jasper]

setup is easy

with a weeks worth of rust

alright daily flex is done

[prime yacht]

why do people think kappa requires skill

It's literally bash your head against a wall doing quests

I am still shit

But I have a big secure

lol

Want to see how much I've Imptoved since my first month of play

[ashen folio]

kappa in first month is prolly the only thing that indicates any level of competence

[latent mauve]

Cappa is kinda pointless for me since I have gamma

[prime yacht]

https://clips.twitch.tv/CheerfulRamshackleMoonBuddhaBar

At the end of July

I got it on the first

[latent mauve]

God that FOV

[prime yacht]

https://clips.twitch.tv/SpunkyThankfulFlyShadyLulu

And this is my current skills

Like the day before I got kappa I think

I got it Wednesday or Tuesday I think

[latent mauve]

I use shadow play so I cant upload clips entirely

I have to manually cut them

[ashen folio]

thats what windows is for

[prime yacht]

I just stream the whole thing

Although my best stuff is when I'm not streaming

Like I got a nasty prefire 20 meter headtap with a mp7 and no laser

But it was my first raid and I had forgotten to start

[ashen folio]

rip internet clout

[prime yacht]

at least I have my captain kolpak one

[muted marten]

squishy you suck

[prime yacht]

lol

[muted marten]

and your most viewed clip had me carrying it

today has been greasy bro

[tired schooner]

Damn. This man be a tree with all this shade

[prime yacht]

you were sitting up on a hazmat suit and like shot twice and didn't hit him

[muted marten]

first raid I got 3 meta guns and this one has all labs room loot

[prime yacht]

P~o~g~C~h~a~m~p

They were probably all rhode and drippys guns tbh

[muted marten]

No

I was playing with squid

a good teammate

I had his shit and 3 extra

[prime yacht]

He died?

[muted marten]

yeah

rat camping near blue

[ashen folio]

@random violet how do you take those shots in a public environment

[hexed osprey]

ANYONE from the UK on LONDON servers wanna run MESSAGE ME

[floral ledge]

can someone sell a b&t adapter for mp9 regular suppresor

[tired ravine]

I want to run away

[frozen sedge]

I fucking hate this game

its 10 minutes left

i go into d2

[prime yacht]

haha

[tired ravine]

Camped

[frozen sedge]

some guy sitting in a corner mad geared kills me

[keen ore]

geared exfil campers make me really angry

it's like

your equipment is good enough, go out and fight

[frozen sedge]

My face shield took 4 shots then i stood up and i cant see him because its so dark

and he kills me

[tired ravine]

But it’s “pUtTiNg MySeLf At An AdVaNtAgE”

[keen ore]

like if you're somebody in tarkov poverty and with only a pistol, i somewhat understand camping

lol

"get gud"

[tired ravine]

I hate emercom snipers

They’ve got me twice

[keen ore]

yeah

i once managed to kill a guy camping emercom in a bush

[keen ore]

was quite geared

[tired ravine]

From yesterday

[keen ore]

got disconnected though instantly and somebody killed me

won't believe how frustrating that was

[tired ravine]

Oof

All my campers have been 800 meters away with a sniper

[keen ore]

god exfil camping is just so nasty though

[tired ravine]

Yeah

[prime yacht]

It's so easy to check for them

And I've done it myself

[tired ravine]

Check for the camper that killed me

[prime yacht]

It's so fucking boring

He was on the roof?

[tired ravine]

No

[prime yacht]

I haven't watched it

[tired ravine]

Oh

I have no clue where he was

Sounds like he’s to the right

And I didn’t see anything from the roof

I was watching it

[prime yacht]

I only take saferoom of hole in fence on inter

Both exits are too easily camped for my liking

[tired ravine]

I don’t have the key

And had a pack

[prime yacht]

that sucks

[tired ravine]

Our key slut desynced and died to killa

Whatever server we were on had like 160 ping

For all of us

5+ kits

no rpks back

cringe

[normal wyvern]

Always remember campers will never git gud

[prime yacht]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/kg2azp/whenever_youre_feeling_down_about_yourself_in/

How are u

s o. F u c k I n g. B a d

[normal wyvern]

Just be named aquafps and ull get bad right away

[prime yacht]

true

[raven venture]

Is int folder trading on peacekeeper disabled? its always out of stock and the bar doesnt really move

[prime yacht]

no it's not

You just gotta get there within the first 5-10 minutes

[raven venture]

ahh cheers

[keen ore]

tarkov moment

[tired ravine]

how did i kill someone using this with an rpk

m4s are wack

[muted marten]

wdym

[tired ravine]

thiis gun is incredibly nice

[muted marten]

well yeah

its meta

[tired ravine]

my backyard hodgepodge of a gun cant even compare

[potent torrent]

Better get lube :3 @tired ravine

Oh wait

You are lube :3

[tired ravine]

owo

[keen ore]

going to need to ditch my gun and all because im going to get dc'd and die

[potent torrent]

There goes the ammo @keen ore

[keen ore]

yeah

[tired ravine]

container the ammo

[potent torrent]

How are you dcing?

[keen ore]

i have terrible bandwidth

[muted marten]

the best wifi in detroit

[potent torrent]

If you'd know you'll die by predictable dcs, might as well go ham with dirt cheap gear

[keen ore]

yeah i do go cheap gear lmao

[potent torrent]

And go ham

[keen ore]

im just really low in cash

[potent torrent]

Like a TOZ :3

[keen ore]

doing a mosin, been using it for a couple of raids now

if my ping gets back to normal i might not ditch it

thing that makes me annoyed though is that i have friends who also live in really rural areas, but have better internet

[potent torrent]

Mosins are expensive @keen ore

[keen ore]

yeah

i found it off a scav

good thing i insured it though

im just going to stop playing for today

i spend 2-3 minutes trying to reconnect, only to spend 30 seconds on it and get disconnected

[calm portal]

I think I should use more SMGs and Shotguns

because rn I'm using sick AKs and same M4 that survived 4 raids lol

actually 6 raids in row

[serene quarry]

anyone want to duo?

i need a partner

[ashen folio]

#pvp-lfg

[willow jasper]

im getting 90 fps in tarkov :c

[prime yacht]

Why are tac sports so much

A icase of them is like 600k

I found like 6 altyns in my stash

So I guess those pay for my tac sports addiction

[ashen folio]

tac sports expensive cause ragman

[prime yacht]

They like 30 something k on the market

They sound nice though

I cleared so much space in my stash

It's so nice

Also

How many slots are in a eod stash

Isn't it 10x68

[ashen folio]

ye ragman sells for like 32k

[spiral echo]

If you can’t buy a mosin, buy an SKS from prapor

SKS is underrated

It’s only like 20k

And it can use any 7.62x39 ammo

I put BP in a SKS and made plays before

[ashen folio]

wtf i spawned and second later im dead

[violet wave]

now, i just got many good labs raids, but i died with my biggest backpack, killa armor and im very poor now 🙃

[blazing inlet]

But you had good labs raids

Wait,

Did you buy the killa or did you just have it in your stash for a while?

[tired ravine]

pog

[violet wave]

i had in stash

didnt buy it

[ashen folio]

So my gf bought me a new hat...

[violet wave]

nice present

[ashen folio]

I know! 🥰 Her dog ate my other hat.

[tired schooner]

Bruh. That's a girr. I should have told mine about the EFT store lmao. Fuck.

[prime yacht]

lol

My sbih kill with shotgun is on tweaks community highlights

As is my friends video of a scav eating tushonka

His is better tbh

[potent torrent]

Was the other hat BEAR or USEC? @ashen folio

[ashen folio]

It was blank.

She asked me the other day if I was a bear or a USEC.. I didn't put the two together until now.

[potent torrent]

Her dog forced you and her to pick the USEC side :3

[prime yacht]

https://youtu.be/QvoVkX_rtDM

[ashen folio]

@prime yacht pretty amazing man. I'll take a look now.

[potent torrent]

The dog is secretly a sithlord

[ashen folio]

Lol.

[meager finch]

when you take a sniper onto reserve and you know you will go MIA in that raid 😄

[blazing inlet]

Bruh how do you guys go sniping on reserve

I never see anyone snipable

[meager finch]

me neither, laying here in the tower for 30min already 😄

but problem, there is a guy under me that threw up nades

so easiest, is to go MIA, get your stuff back but not getting killed by him

[blazing inlet]

You're screwed

[prime yacht]

I've gone mia once

[meager finch]

everything is insured 😄

[prime yacht]

You have to drop it

[meager finch]

i know

[prime yacht]

Before the time runs out

[meager finch]

not first time i went MIA 😄

[muted marten]

dont go tower

worst place to snipe

[potent torrent]

Which tower? @muted marten

[muted marten]

if someone sees you up there you are fucked

all of them

[meager finch]

i mean someone saw me here already

[muted marten]

they have one way down and a nade in will 100% kill you

[violet wave]

tarkov cool

[meager finch]

so i know 😄

[prime yacht]

There's a dude with -.2 market rep and he's selling a damascus knife on the market

[meager finch]

well he threw 5 nades

didn't hit

[prime yacht]

Poor timmy

[muted marten]

go on the rocks under dome

I have killed so many people sat in towers

[potent torrent]

Shhh @muted marten

[meager finch]

i didn't get there, my spawn was too close to the barracks

[muted marten]

they are fucked if you see them

[potent torrent]

People are watching @muted marten

[muted marten]

Ok go anyway

not rocks

[meager finch]

i moved 10m and got shot already

[muted marten]

dont go in actual dome

noone checks the rocks usually

[meager finch]

thats true

[prime yacht]

Rocks is best for sniping

[meager finch]

but getting there is the issue 😄

[muted marten]

and the ranges are more confusing on rocks so its harder to hit you

[prime yacht]

I never snipe though

[potent torrent]

Nuuu, that's supposed to be somewhere no one knows @muted marten

[muted marten]

lmao

[meager finch]

me neither, i just thought lets try it

[muted marten]

or be creative

customs has a good spot

inter has a few

[potent torrent]

Now people will look there :( @muted marten

[muted marten]

reserve is basically rocks near dome

nowhere else is good for sniping

everyone checks dome

[prime yacht]

Why do you call me a raaat

[potent torrent]

What about sniping in woods :3 @muted marten

[muted marten]

I hate woods

[prime yacht]

Bigg rock

NO

[muted marten]

also everyone knows the spots

[prime yacht]

Woods based

[blazing inlet]

is this good?

[prime yacht]

It's the only map with engagement distance past 20 meters

[muted marten]

reserve

[prime yacht]

And it's a nice change of pace

[meager finch]

i suck in sniping, thatswhy i took the DML that i found in last raid and put a vudu on that i found as well at some point

[potent torrent]

Isn't longer barrel better because it's more accurate? @blazing inlet

[meager finch]

boom sniper 😄

[prime yacht]

Reserve is actually aids

It's all tunnel rats

And no one above ground

And a million player scavs

[muted marten]

lies

[blazing inlet]

I just found it in raid and there were no offers on flea, so I assumed it was good

[muted marten]

reserve sucks

but noone tunnel rats

[prime yacht]

EVERYONE DOES

[potent torrent]

@muted marten do people tunnel snake?

:3

[prime yacht]

I did 10 reserve raids running at all hotspots and found no one

Went underground found so many people regularly

On LONDON

[blazing inlet]

The barrel sold

[potent torrent]

I knew it! @prime yacht they're secretly mole ppl

[blazing inlet]

I put it up for 65k

probably not a good idea since there were no offers

I could've put it up for higher

[prime yacht]

I have so many meta hk's

[potent torrent]

I'll be damned @blazing inlet , even someone wants the small pp barrel :3

[prime yacht]

I never use them though

I don't like hk's

[potent torrent]

Why?

[prime yacht]

I prefer jailbreak m4

It's too meta

And not fun

[potent torrent]

Good point

[prime yacht]

Meta all day is just so boring

[muted marten]

hk is easy mode

[prime yacht]

Yes

[muted marten]

fucking joke how easy it is to use

I like it

[prime yacht]

Easy mode is boring

[muted marten]

SA58 slaps so hard tho

[blazing inlet]

I prefer the struggle

[potent torrent]

TOZ :3 @muted marten

[muted marten]

TOZ isnt fun

[prime yacht]

sa is big bullets

[muted marten]

like people meme run with it

[blazing inlet]

What's the easiest way to get to lvl 40?

[prime yacht]

I like my sa build

[muted marten]

but its just boring

[prime yacht]

I have changed it up

[violet wave]

im just gonna get 1mil rn and then farm labs, i think thats a good idea

[potent torrent]

Yea it is @muted marten , just imagine someone rage quit because they die to a toz :3

[blazing inlet]

It's so hard getting to lvl 40

[prime yacht]

No

[muted marten]

SA is also easy to use tbh

ttk is nuts

[prime yacht]

Yes

You died before you could even say where you were!

[meager finch]

so i died

[prime yacht]

I can't wait till I can build Christmas tree in hideout

[meager finch]

by a camper

1min left

on manhole exit

wtf

[blazing inlet]

Tf

why would he

[meager finch]

because ppl camp til last min

[blazing inlet]

What an ass

[prime yacht]

WHO IS NAMED SEVERAL PEOPLE

[meager finch]

i mean i never got out really from reserve

so why should i here

oh it was in fact a scav player

[blazing inlet]

@violet wave

[prime yacht]

yes

Reserve suck

Bad map

[meager finch]

i suck so much i cannot even take on a scav player

[blazing inlet]

Why tf would a player scav wait till 1 minute to camp

he literally would have no time to loot you

[meager finch]

what do i know

it was not even my stuff

thats the worse

ah fuck my stupid time in this game -.-

[prime yacht]

Tell that to the pscav that exit camped me at railway with 30 second left xd

[muted marten]

what armour did you have @meager finch

[meager finch]

lvl5

[prime yacht]

zhuk3

lol

[meager finch]

i picked it up from the guy that camped me

[prime yacht]

Korrund sucks

I hate it

[meager finch]

he in fact killed himself

with the nades he threw up there

[prime yacht]

So many movement penalties

[meager finch]

so i waited 40min for nothing

he was already dead

[prime yacht]

And steel breaks faster then ceramic

Why would you wait for so long lol

[muted marten]

Im using a trooper I got off man rn

yeah you gotta push shit

waiting usually ends with death

[prime yacht]

I've vendored all class 4

[meager finch]

well last time i took a good weapon into raid

[muted marten]

like be patient when patience is due

[meager finch]

time to get back to AK's

[prime yacht]

I have a thicc of my class 5

xd

[meager finch]

fuck DML shit, didn't get me anything

[muted marten]

dont be patient when nades are coming at you

[prime yacht]

I want the ptrs

[muted marten]

push out

[potent torrent]

Wait you vendor all armour class 4? @prime yacht what about trooper?

[prime yacht]

That would be big povgerino

[muted marten]

trooper is ass

TV and M1

[prime yacht]

Trooper is like tac tec

But worse

[muted marten]

Im only using trooper cause I have it and MPPV off man

[meager finch]

it was basically another 45min for nothing for me in this game

[prime yacht]

Tac tec best

[muted marten]

tactec is solid asf

[potent torrent]

But you can use trooper for barter for slick :3 @muted marten

[prime yacht]

And cheap

[muted marten]

I dont want a slick

[prime yacht]

No need for class 4 if tac tec 150k

Aren't reduts also like 100

[muted marten]

I mean wrong

class 4 is like 70k compared to 150k

[prime yacht]

And those aren't tobad

[muted marten]

and redut is expesnive rn but yeah its good for price

usually

[tired ravine]

i am big die

cri

[prime yacht]

I have 20 mil

I gotta spend it somehow

[tired ravine]

https://imgur.com/a/qIZh6M6

[prime yacht]

I might buy another thicc for armor

Or buy violet to camp red lol

[meager finch]

time to play only scav the rest of the day to get some money back in for that lost raid -.-

[prime yacht]

How

1 scav on inter or reserve is 500k at least

[meager finch]

sure but if i lose something where i thought it's good, i have to compensate at least 10 times of what was lost

[violet wave]

im bout to go inter i guess xdd

[stone aspen]

buy an items case why a thicc?

[tired ravine]

i clicked on the last guy

shouldve reloaded

[muted marten]

shoulda healed thorax at the very start