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what
the gaming laptop
it is lmao
who has a gaming laptop
tell him to fucking destroy it

and buy a PC
idk my lil brother wants a cheap ass laptop
my laptop literally exploded
hes not playing tarkov with that piece of shit 
Thatβs fine for tarkov wdym
theres the whole fight
no not DaFloppa
my lil bro is pissed off now
it does not work
It will run fine
@muted marten i had a gaming laptop for 4 years bruh
tell him to save for a PC
i had a 1070 and i7 7700 in a laptop and it ran tarkov on 60 fps on customs
I gotta 1060 and a i3 6400 and I play at 60 fps
i need to not use anything but rpks
youre on a desktop
yea
i killed one man
I had one for a year, the last 2 months it deleted memory, and then it blew
im taking up all the computer space
it also has 8 gb of ram
and it was an untar m4 guy
@muted marten shitty laptop 
8gb will literally get fucked playing tarkov
dude wont even be able to have discord open
LOL
it was better than your brothers one
Blew a load
ok
money gang

thats not a bad set up
im getting an m.2 samsung evo 970 soon
Get an i7 bruh its 2020
@spark cobalt i spent all of my money on keyboard shit
i have like 3 custom keyboards π
Playing tarkov without ssd is like waiting for a tree to grow
SOWTECH ftw
i have some shitty off brand keyboard with cherry mx browns and its completely fine
Nothing fucking happens
I have a HDD its painful
keyboard

Sounds like a woodpecker
lmao wtf
it sounds weird
tbf i dont know what a good keyboard sounds like anyways
Ive got k70 with cherry mx browns
There not that bad

sorry i havent got cherry mx wood my guy have you heard your keyboard lmao
@prime yacht gg
Ay its still better than blues lol
U did it
yea
loud as fuck
cringe kappa user
browns = better than blues

i never knew this
stfu i cant afford eod edition
i didnt even think that was american
π
you didn't even clip the kappa
just the collector handing in
smh my head
but good job man @prime yacht
protip for bitcoin farm
lvl hideout management to 51 to not miss out on bitcoin (increases bitcoin reserve from 3 to 5)
does anyone know when next wipe is?
congrats monkey
cringe
i got a stack in there
Why need packing ammo, when you can use the ammo from the people you kill
just not in that ss
yooo squishy time for the good type of stream sniping
british has admitted to stream sniping me!
because killing people doesnt necessarily means they have good ammo or good guns
thats against twitch tos!
It was joke.....
@muted marten haha get timed out
Is auto sort still broken when you lose items if you use it or is it fixed yet?
yo
can someone come in here
and chat
so i can vip some idiots
my mods got tiemdout lol
green fight scary
a/d
Ill be in the middle
i literally cant listen to squishy's stream
dude breathes so loud to the left side of my ear
lmao
its weird feeling
just kill em 
I GOT RELOADING BUG
its fixed itself ok
phew
bro that was so scary
fighting a raider I dip back and reload and bam my hands just vibin
what
goodmowrning
gm skeek
shut the fuck up
:D

po
:c
@willow jasper are you askeek still
how did he thorax me
how
I would say peakers advantage but I didnt peak anything
lots of fun fights in tarkov huh
Probably saw just a slight bit of it, with you leaning out giving out just a sliver as he was probably on top of the table / chair thing that people are put on when put into ambulances.
I couldnt even see him
like what
I stand corrected, looks more like a hacker
and then he definately couldnt of gotten the last shot on me as I went fully round the corner so Im guessing peakers advantage
gotta love that he only hit my thorax aswell
The place I was talking about was where he wasn't at, so either a hacker or peakers advantage as if you look closely between seconds 3 and 4 you can see black outline rushing you
Could've also been ping
oh well
Imma go to bed
fucking bullshit
the same guy somehow killed my friend aswell
from nowhere
and made no sound
so who knows
Hard to interpet but if you look at this spot the gun flash makes sense
Gn
@muted marten left side peek
thats why you died lmao
never peek leftside
you couldnt see him, but he could see your entire body poke out
test it with a friend if you get a chance. have him stand in a hallway, and slowly left peek until he tells you he can see you. and see how much your body shows.
Never knew that
That's really good advice
I've had similar situation happen to me, but blamed it on ping
ping doesnt matter much in tarkov.
he didnt make any sound excpet shooting, so he wasnt moving, so cant blame desync/peekers advantage
it was just lefthand peek there.
never peek leftside unless ur trapped or something. better to rotate to a place where u have right hand
@muted marten wanna play tarkov?
Wanna get muted
by who
this is outside OASOB
ok mald harder
Lol
9f
anyone know what a CMO is
"Whoa!"
central male obscenities
Cock and balls?!
@prime yacht banned words mr. rule breaker
i will report you to GTB
your dick is too small
Lmfao
shut up
mald harder
@celest kiln I just realized I have 100m stash valueπ
damn bitcoins up to 295k now
yea
damn
Stonks
among us stonks in real life?!?!
makes me regret selling 15 of them when they hit 260k like normal
i just store them in a junkbox until they go up
I just ctrl click everything off and requeue
Should I liquidate my full stash then buy a red?
lol
yes
whoever goes to kiba will be confused
I picked up like 4 items and heavy bled all around the entire store
and now theres a blood trail leading to the extract
lol
write "fuck" on the floor next time
this is a weird question but does anyone know the best use for matches? i noticed that its worth me on the flea than to vendors so that must mean that they have a use a right?
hunter?
no classic
ohh if you collect em they can be bartered for grey fuel
^
^^
rule 3 ree
i will report you to the head of PR
make me
It's Fucking with my art
do it again then
Is the town of fucking still a thing?
hes the one who told you about it in the first place though
or told the person who told you
i swear he made a video on fucking
@prime yacht KILLA
theres like 4 people
lol
fighting him
KILL HIM
best thing*
that too but like sometimes im not ready for the hunk of meat to start running at me
did he have any cool keys on him?
just a labs card
got a violet from killa once
thats about it from special boss drops
excluding regular cards/gp coins/bitcoins
besides that bitcoin just access cards
I've gotten the blue smudge keycard from sanitar but ended up selling it because it was fucking useless. Thought it was a labs keycard lmao
I don't run labs though, it's a 1 use card
Hence why I thought it was just a labs keycard
That shit actually gets you into labs though
most people who go will take a sanitar card
I don't even know what its for since I almost never run labs
room has a bunch of stim and med spawns
it opens a room opposite green with a load of stims and meds
i sell any FIR access card since i can buy them for cheaper
You say green like I know where fucking green is
i have cards stocked up
I have run labs 3 times in my life
its 2 hours per restock now
i have 8 rn
i have a full docs of it
chances are i wont actually play labs 8 times in a row lol
I have a full docs of fir cards
i could have like 4 docs full of labs kc since i dont play much lul
but i just dont because not really a point
I generally sell my cards if they are going for upwards of 260-70k
anyone wanna play rn
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lol
"Too nice for this year"
That guy had a pot brownie before hand holy shit
hickok is goated
Thats just Hickok lol
"Lemme see if I can hit this shot" PING PING PING PING PING all day
The Gong Hunter
pog
i have an essay due friday but i cant be asked
same
what classes you got
damn yall have german?
I had to take French when I started hs
can you speak it lmaoo
i cant understand someone speaking it or speak it
Bro Someone should donate me like 5 mil for the fee to sell my thicc case
its fun seeing people complain about jaeger quests
"they're too hard"
"they're too specific"
"they're unnecessary"
yeah bro
first time on labs in a while
no shattered?
had hat in insurance
although shattered would be smarter play as it has saved me a bunch
poggers
looted a jacket for no reason and got an ultra med key
i just got tarkov shooter 3 and 4 done
nice
ez quests again up until part 8
8 is ez
doesnt seem that hard
meh loot
woods is just my least played map :p
i've found 2 roosters today on not labs
but yeah that's pretty meh
rooster from red
most of those parts arent even worth selling lol
eh, most of them go for a bit
better to just use them imo
but you'll look super chad running with a red tube
nah
sell and buy back from traders
except for red tube
but I don't use m4s
I just need the HK tube
it'd be nice to get one with multiple zooms
had to check this to make sure it was actually 3.5x
BP is 2k oh damn
9x39
bye bye 120 stored up 7n12
and damn, the 7.62x51 drakon is 62k
still made 800k in 10 minutes @dim sierra
which is decent seeing as it was a free card
7.62 x 51 has been expensive af but worth it since you drop people in like 2 shots anyways
800k is on the lower side but not bad at all
yeah, its low for a labs run
but good for a 10 minute run
lantac has such annoying names
the Drakon is for 7.62x39, and the Dragon is for 7.62x51/5.56
Bro Someone should donate me like 5 mil for the fee to sell my thicc case
yes.
maximum hp thorax
I think I deserved that glitch for what I did to my poor gun
ew
bruh all my mp7s looks like that in the stash π
yeah but do you ever take them into a raid
barely, I have too much NATO rounds and lots of rifles in my thicc case
yeah i like mixing it up
just use them for scav case
ultra med key
BRO
I was fighting some dude
I stopped shooting because I thought he died
and then he kills me
397 dealt to body
shame, probs all the collateral from his stomach went all to his arms or legs xD
I need a suggestion on what gun to take to labs
it can be anything but a pistol, bolt action or pump action
the bridge on the trax1 looks great
because you cant actually install the trax2
BRO
I fucking forgot a third time
I love dying to hunter rats
atleast I will remember to take it out this time
lol
@teal grail MPX
I am
ASH12
Bastord
50 ae would probs suck lol
with the blunt damage
okay and
its powerful
ash12 is literally a larger .50 cal and still sucks
?
it literally doesn't though?
one taps lvl 5?
dmg reduction lmao
how...
only 1 ammo type is good
lvl 5 doesnt protect you from an ash
It one taps thoraxes through level 4
idk what you mean damage reduction
At least
Ash12 ammo in a pistol could be good. Higher ergo. Rely on one shot
ae wasn't adapted into so many types
break your arms as you shoot it
ash12 ammo in a pistol would explode lol
Yeah, your arms take damage each shot with deagle
Oh
Well whatever ammo deagle uses
50 cal
The high cal round
its not as long
and not as much power
Barrett rounds in pistol big scary
I would enjoy a Barrett in tarkov
Well, yes and no
Same caliber bullet
But not same round
Barrett rounds are like as long as the deagle
ps12b is good
its referring the bullet diameter when saying .50 cal
Yes
ash-12 is 50 cal but its longer than the deagle 50 cal
12.7mm
Lmao
ae bullet compared to barret round
Yeah
OFZ vs 5.56
someone quick post a naval gun shell
jfc kekw
ps12b adds so much extra recoil to the ash12
we need 130mm howitzer
trash in comparison to the 308 rounds lol
i have a flashlight that looks like .50 bmg xd
I had some .308 rounds
a deagle will literally just suck dick like it does irl
dunno where it went
having portable x108 would be nice :)
i enjoy 1 taps
when we getting pkm
that too
If we donβt get a deag
I want more LMG's
full auto mosin basically
We canβt run around going
belt fed mosin
full auto 54mmr will be dream
when we getting 406mm APC shells
Murica
KORD 12,7 mm... powerfull russian infantry machine gun...
this has to be a scav boss
if we get an rpg7 i hope it'll go off if you run into a wall
i just wish they made explosions realistic
then we could have rpgs and not have it be super op
We could get single shot rocket launchers like the AT4 and RPG26
https://youtu.be/gO4g8GNXYrY this would be weird ammo to have in Tarkov
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2 bullets in 1

the devs really hating on late entry players
God forbid you want to earn EXP late into the year
how is that the devs problem?
players get gear
and use
over time you accumulate more gear
Because they changed the level requirement for the Flea market to level 10
level 10 is like 3-6 raids
Not when you join into the patch in the last 2 months with no work or items gathered
so every run you encounter people fully kitted in Factory grinding for Factory keys so you slowly gain 200 EXP a raid for weeks
also its around 50K EXP
customs is pretty safe with the expansion, just go there and do quests
Yes let me go buy those keys... Oh wait
@summer musk Youβre continuing an argument from yesterday, where my biggest issue and still is consistency. You can hit 3 Ledxs and get out in 15 minutes or not hit one in several hours, which Iβve seen people complain about here. Among the other fact that youβre needing to survive the raids having to be first there at the highly contested spots.
You can certainly net 3-4 mil, and itβs easier than I imagine but itβs boring and relying purely on RNG rather than set spawns and lots of items in raids, like looting the entity of customs.
go get them on customs
jackets
@stable frost making money at resort is consistent, wdym
@fickle gull Not the gameβs fault that you can get XP, play factory and kill scavs and players. Or get a few buddies to assist you.
Yes something attributed to luck. Played a couple hundred hours with routes for keys and havent gotten even the fucking truck key for the Bronze Pocket watch
Set spawn in dorms
Yes let me just go turn a corner and be instantly gunned down by a gold crown who wants Scav lab key cards
never gonna get anything done with this attitude
truck key has always spawned for me
99 raids out a 100 and it will be there this late in wipe
Perhaps my experience is limited, but Iβve seen enough people complain about a lack of Ledx, so saying you get 3-4 mil all the time is a hard pill for me to swallow
Brown jacket in the dorm room right?
Get better then
@fickle gull yes
people complain about stuff all the time, try running resort yourself
Yeah never managed to get it
@fickle gull did you try the second jacket
you can easily net 0.5-2mil per resort raid if you know how do to it correctly and quickly
Itβs a set spawn not a conspiracy, youβre not hitting the right jacket then
Lmao yep
a lack of set spawns doesn't matter for resort
as there is so many spawns for things in resort
Hmm alright, the whole argument anyways was just me piling on with poob with him being backwards on everything he was saying.
Yeah, didn't see the argument
Itβs cause it was yesterday very far away
Which confuses me on why he would continue it anyways
Even times when I get no ledx or ophthalmoloscope you can still make a bunch of money
i mean yeah i just wanted to post some proof since u were doubting it
and zombie is right, even with no ledx its very profitable, though i get multiple ledx per day pretty easily
fuck shoreline
its not a fun map but easily the most profitable in the game
labs exists
its still less profitable imo
rushing dorms with nothing but an mp-153 with flechette is the most profitable way to make money in this game
maybe i havent gone to shoreline 650 times for a red card
but i have looted all of it before and made less than 2mil
as compared to other maps where i can easily make 2mil
literally just betting on a rare spawn
everything there sucks
there's this room in dorms that guarantees rare spawns
you should go there it's pretty cool
You can make a lot of money in shoreline if you have all the keys
yes i have made millions from dorms
i have all the keys
or do i need a second sicc with even more?
literally just a garbo map
pov: you are about to die
@modern fulcrum dorms has one 'rare' loot spawn that isn't good most of the time
Resort has a lot of good spawns and will generally make more money
Labs makes money, but resort makes more
^
Interchange makes money, but it's much slower
you're funny if you think the profit comes from the marked room
Or you can cache run
no no the profit comes from the dumbass pmcs that get vibe-checked by your flechette
or reshala who likes to chill out there a lot
resort is just a shit show
Not if you know how to play it
PvP is very profitable if ur good
facts lol
I mean yall over here talking about looting all the valuable rat spawns to me that sounds like you're bad at pvp
don't mean to go at you like that but
Actual ruble value is low, in order to get full value of gear you need to use it from PVP
most of my gear is just off of people I vibe check
and with said gear I make more money
same, I mostly go resort for PVP
but, looting is more profitable
pvp just gives me more enjoyment out of the game
^
I mean yeah it's more profitable but what exactly are you doing with that money
Wonβt be pulling in mils even if you wipe the map
buying gear to pvp
^
filling money cases
Itβs a cycle
If you're playing the game for enjoyment and not really giving a shit about your gear while also making money that's the primary way to play
Not really....
yeah, I never said you cant loot while pvping or vice versa
but still, giving a shit is important
Playing dorms with an Mp-153 seems to lack efficiency
most of my kits are memes anyway
Itβs a beauty
Idk why but I love seeing the angled grip on MPXs
killa running is probably the most profitable action in the entire game
2-3 minutes to make min 200-500k
most of the time 800k-1mil
And the most mundane after a while
yep
1/5 of the way done with stylish one
and I want to fucking die every time I load into interchange
but it is good for training strength
Passively have done 1/10 of the stylish one, canβt imagine how it feels after 60 kills kills
biggest killer for me is when there is 2-3 other people farming him at the same time or when theres just teams running interchange
as theres only like 2-3 servers I can swap to
and when you get stuck in a loop of running into a duo and 3 man team, it becomes annoying
Ran into a 5 man once lmao
yep
theres this one dude that I keep on running into
sometimes solo, sometimes a 4 man
Well Iβve gotta go gn
kinda true and not true at the same time
from 1 side - less loot
if you get lucky and somebody turns power on
from other side - small map allows you to do fast runs
but generally you have to wait to turn power on
if you're killing killa though, its profitable
why wait if you can shutdown security room alarm and turn it on by yourself
because people can still check if power is on by checking the saferoom exfil status
most people check it pretty often
eh, not really true for my servers
dk, in my case there is usually a lot of chads (France) but im always nearly the first one to open medical even tho i was the one who turned on power
even if I turn off the alarm, switch on power and full sprint, it gets looted
feelsbadman
interchange lobbies are always chadded out here
who should i turn in chemical part 4 to?
skeet
@muted marten @prime yacht Im just pretending to be a mod 
fake mod
Any ideas why a can of peas I found was called peas_error_peas_food 1
I'm scared
Are the peas evil?
It is my crash handler not able to stand a can of peas
And that is a custom made crash by my crash handler
Nevermind
Gross!
Milk sells for 20k as well lol
20k milk is normal
hey guys
wait tarky is down ?
time to farm keeELA while everybody doesn't realise servers are back up
thats what i do but i go labs
i just got out of a completely dead raid
even low raider count
i might do that
yeah.. i literally went to a bunch of a places.
on customs i went to all the hotspots.
and no pmcs at all even in dorms
bro come on
how the fuck
fun fact
that one shot you heard was actually fucking 3
why does sturman always go right there
tier 4 armor really comin in clutch
it might just be me but i swear i shot a solid second before he did
its one of his spawns @desert vigil
And tbh, Shturman will sit around in his spawn just popping shots till he gets shot at and moves position
yea hes a rat
Really wtf
exaclty all you need to kill his is magnum buck
until he targets someone, he'll sit in a corner
find him and push him while in cover and blow his head off
well i did that but he somehow shot me 3 times
uh
I find peeking over the hill at the end of that warehouse he sits next to, to be the easiest way to kill him quickly
he turns over and looks at you and then starts shooting
peeking from the top red warehouse doesn't work out well as he generally starts looking over there
same
sell them to fence
i definitely didnt just rat the fuck out of some dudes on labs lmao
Does someone know how to fix that its says you dont have money in your stash while i have 2mil?
dont be poor lol
rip
ran into a level 10 on interchange, running firefighter helmet, adar and class 2 armour
lol
and he had a level 6 friend
who I just flanked
it was a pretty epic flank ngl
oh fuck
there was 3 of them
lol, he the level 6 friend sat in the exact same spot the entire time which let me flank him, thats the number one thing new players shouldn't do on interchange
look at this epic flank
never shoot and stay still
30 seconds, too long
the first one was just crouched on the escalators
and he looked a lot more geared from close-up
i like this better
home
how do you have so much tho lmaoo
π¦
me as well
and first time playing a shooter in years
i just go for pvp, i imagine you do your fair share of looting
my sr is fucked from stat training and quest runs
you have better sr
yeah but I have a load of raids and not many kills
i started like 15 days before you
nice
wait your stash value is 6 mil?
oh lmaoo
because haha 696969
XD
i was about to say what happened to the like 174 mil
lmao
Feels bad man
that was a poggers labs raid
this is my flea market bp for now
Half way through wipe I managed to accidentally discard a full money case
damn
I didnβt even notice for like 2 days
i have a whole ammo case just for flea market bp
these are my main thicc cases
Same
i about discarded my whole thicc case of armor and shit
my stash is sorted so neatly
I'm saving it for next wipe so I know how to sort it well
these are mine
i might have to start getting rid of pumpkins soon





