#eft-chat-2

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ashen folio
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HAHAHAHAH

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Number 7

potent sun
ashen folio
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Why does he look like that

undone creek
wraith oriole
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youre being arrested youre not the officer

potent sun
undone creek
wraith oriole
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you no funny police i funny police

potent sun
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ok

soft pier
potent sun
ashen folio
potent sun
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^ genuinely worst thing i’ve seen this week

robust pewter
soft pier
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Alright bet

ashen folio
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Ok i will

late steppe
ashen folio
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Can i put a dildo inside my ass tho instead

potent sun
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“i’m not gay”

soft pier
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Hi not gay

undone creek
potent sun
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hey

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dude nsfw

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cmon

robust pewter
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yeah gotta put that in #furry-nsfw

ashen folio
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Bruh the dog got in the way

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I wanted to see her as

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Ass

undone creek
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😔

wraith oriole
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me want see hot boob ass 😦

ashen folio
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Best driver in asia

soft pier
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Bus driving god

undone creek
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I am anxious lmao

ashen folio
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I like how theyre begging him to stop but no one pulls the emergency brakes

potent sun
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asia is such a shithole

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lmao

late steppe
potent sun
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if you eat ice you’re a weirdo

ashen folio
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What a chad

soft pier
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Average water fan versus the average ice enjoyer

ashen folio
potent sun
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where’s the funny

wraith oriole
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you got him good

potent sun
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beanman7

wraith oriole
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hold on let me try

potent sun
wraith oriole
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hey did you leave the funny at home?!?!?

soft pier
potent sun
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damn george killin it

soft pier
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We must know

wraith oriole
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hey did i get him?

ashen folio
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@soft pier uh

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Nothing

soft pier
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Tell us

potent sun
late steppe
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Floyd man gaming

potent sun
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george floyd gaming

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never forget

wraith oriole
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beat me to it

late steppe
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😢

ashen folio
soft pier
potent sun
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such a shame they took down his channel just because he was black

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smh

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hunter biden moment

soft pier
potent sun
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😐

ashen folio
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Google spyro subway and go to images

wraith oriole
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poob does not approve.

late steppe
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Noo

potent sun
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beanman7

late steppe
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Ik what image your talking about lmao

ashen folio
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HAHSHSHAH

soft pier
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Hmm seems like a good idea, what could go wrong

ashen folio
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Dont tell them

potent sun
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bro everyone knows that

late steppe
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As soon as I saw those 2 combined I immediately knew what it was

ashen folio
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You think people in a tarkov discord would know that

potent sun
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yeah?

soft pier
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I havent seen this yet tbh

ashen folio
potent sun
wraith oriole
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that game is scary as shiut

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fuck that game

late steppe
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Bro I love scp

ashen folio
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Fart type beat

potent sun
soft pier
potent sun
late steppe
potent sun
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red sus

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red sus

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red sus

soft pier
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My favorite soda brand

potent sun
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ok you’re banned from sending memes

ashen folio
late steppe
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What happened to them 😢

potent sun
ashen folio
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ONE EGG

soft pier
potent sun
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thanks

ashen folio
potent sun
soft pier
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Ok ive uninstalled, i will now go post my shitty memes in the text chat of a call of duty mobile match

potent sun
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see like that’s just not funny

late steppe
ashen folio
blazing inlet
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Tf is spyro subway

potent sun
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dw about it

soft pier
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You should probably google it and go into imahes

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Like they said

blazing inlet
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What

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The

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fuck

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What the actual fuck did I just witness

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I hate this

ashen folio
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Spyro subway

blazing inlet
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with every cell of my body

ashen folio
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What else?

soft pier
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Lmao now im cirious

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Curious

blazing inlet
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Very weird champ

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nsfw

ashen folio
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Check it out

blazing inlet
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Don't

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Don't trust wagwan

soft pier
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Idk i think i want to check it out

ashen folio
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Do it

soft pier
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The curiosity will kill me

blazing inlet
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Fine then

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do it

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Have you done it yet?

ashen folio
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I just googled it and i am unable to find the Original lmao

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Hate pho e

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Phone

muted marten
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I google it

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I am confused

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It’s just dragon

ashen folio
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Yea exactly

soft pier
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Yeah im not seeing much crazy

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Idk

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Idc

blazing inlet
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You didn't scroll enough

ashen folio
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You have to turn on explicit searches

blazing inlet
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that too

ashen folio
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Search subway spyro

blazing inlet
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You won't regret it

soft pier
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Im too tired for this shit

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Im going to bed

blazing inlet
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just search "subway spyro reddit"

soft pier
blazing inlet
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finally lvl 3 bitcoin

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Now I just have to spend like 2 mil in gpus

ashen folio
blazing inlet
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Halal

late steppe
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mashallah🤑

minor arrow
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Why tarkov

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I have 85 mbps internet but this is all tarkov can do

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And the fact that it has all the game files but still requires a reinstall

blazing inlet
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Weirdchamp moment

muted marten
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Problema?

blazing inlet
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Oi femboy

muted marten
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Hello

blazing inlet
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How's your day been

muted marten
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It’s 9am

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Hasn’t really been a day yet

blazing inlet
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So far

muted marten
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Coffee

potent sun
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eft chat 1 is filled with chads and try harder

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try hard

blazing inlet
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We know

potent sun
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i am retreating here

blazing inlet
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Eft chat 2 is dead in the morning

muted marten
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Don’t go to eft chat

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It’s so bad

blazing inlet
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Most of the regulars are just waking up

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or have other things to do

potent sun
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it’s 1:30 AM and i have mid terms

blazing inlet
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Eft chat 2

potent sun
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can’t sleep

blazing inlet
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Eft chat 2 is the nicer chat

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believe it or not

muted marten
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I got exam today

potent sun
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it really is

muted marten
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But get to do it at home

potent sun
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same

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mine are hella easy

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i can do them whenever and cheat my ass off

muted marten
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Mines hard today

blazing inlet
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Cheating on exams

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Weirdchamp

late steppe
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Its 4am rn

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I'm fucked

potent sun
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easy grades

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and it’s all online for me they won’t know

late steppe
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Online school is so ez to cheat

blazing inlet
potent sun
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why

blazing inlet
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Idk my mom raised me like that

potent sun
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are you from the US?

compact fulcrum
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@jagged meadow thermo?

blazing inlet
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I don't care if you cheat or not

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go ahead

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I'm not your mom

potent sun
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yeah but are you from the US

blazing inlet
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yes

muted marten
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I don’t cheat either tbh

potent sun
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hmm

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i haven’t learned anything useful in school since kindergarten when i learned to read

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idc about cheating, if i really need to learn something i’ll learn it

crisp kraken
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poob is 1000000% missing chromosomes

wicked moth
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If i uninstall tarkov I won’t lose my stuff right?

potent sun
late steppe
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You wont

blazing inlet
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So you gonna cheat because you feel like you don't need to learn this stuff, right?

potent sun
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yeah

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and grades matter more than actually learning it

muted marten
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Ig yeah

blazing inlet
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Interesting way of thinking

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but that's true I guess

wicked moth
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yea unless your in med school

muted marten
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Rip

potent sun
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well yeah i’m in high school

wicked moth
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cheatings bad mmkay

blazing inlet
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My parents seem to care more about my grades than whether I'm actually learning or not

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so poob may have a point

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but I still wouldn't cheat

wicked moth
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the thought cheating always caused me more stress than it was worth

late steppe
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Same

wicked moth
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like the thought of someone finding out im cheating is awful. it happened once and wow that was a terrible experience

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teacher was like” this isn’t your handwriting “ and i was like “yea” and then I got red faced

muted marten
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Also idk bout the states but here we have real shit exams at the end of school which it is impossible to cheat in

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Like impossible

late steppe
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It's the same in Canada

wicked moth
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well yea here in the states too

late steppe
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But ever since we had online classes we dont have finals lol

muted marten
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And if you get caught the exam board blocks you so you leave school with no grades

potent sun
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maaaaaaaaaaan

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i almost killed a 3 man on customs

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can’t ever win in this game

muted marten
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Feel that

potent sun
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damnit

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so close too

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fuck

wicked moth
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what happened poobis?

potent sun
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i was on the rocks over looking new gas and i shot at what i thought was a duo

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killed 2 and then the last one rushed me and i only had a vepr hunter so i couldnt do much

wicked moth
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Well 2 is still really good imo.

potent sun
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yeah but like

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i only have 150k rn lmao

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and no guns

wicked moth
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you broke broke!

muted marten
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Have you done private clinic and shit

potent sun
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uhhhhhhh

wicked moth
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wtf is that?

muted marten
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Thicc case

potent sun
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no im at health care privacy pt 2 and colleagues pt 2

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i dont like doing tasks

wicked moth
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theoretically, what if I just never did tasks?

muted marten
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Be ass

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No mechanic 4

late steppe
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You die

muted marten
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No good guns

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I stopped at lvl 40

wicked moth
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but cant i just use the flea

potent sun
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ive had vitamins pt 1 for so long

muted marten
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Shit like cmrd is 100k on flea

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Compared to 33k from mechanic

late steppe
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^

wicked moth
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well shit

potent sun
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tasks frustrate me more than just dying normally

late steppe
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True

potent sun
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because if i’m trying to do something 5 times in a row and can’t i get pissed

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but if i die it’s just like oh well

wicked moth
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yea I think I’d rather overpay than have to do tasks

late steppe
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Some tasks are just straight up stupid

potent sun
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^

blazing inlet
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Jaeger in general

potent sun
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i have the ragman one where i need to place the gzhels and comtacs

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like wtf

ashen folio
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that quest is so easy

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take 2 blacked gzhels lol

wicked moth
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hey wipe thursday the wipe is actuarry wednesday

muted marten
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yeah but dying on the way

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and then buying 2 more fucked gzhels

potent sun
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wow

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i opened marked room and customs and literally fucking nothing

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oh wait no t45m

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THANK GOD

muted marten
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marked room kinda ass

potent sun
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i have 150k kanye

muted marten
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bro how

blazing inlet
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He not good

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He dies to chads

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a lot

muted marten
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Im on 7.5 mill and fucking sad

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lost 2 mill labbing yesterday

blazing inlet
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Im below 1mil trying to buy graphics cards

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because interchange has been stinky

muted marten
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interchange sucked yesterday

blazing inlet
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And you're out of your mind if you tell me to go shoreline

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I've lost the most money on that map

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No that's labs

wicked moth
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@blazing inlet I thought shoreline was the safest map

potent sun
blazing inlet
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At night

livid raven
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shorline i personally hate

blazing inlet
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yes

potent sun
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shoreline more like snoreline

blazing inlet
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resort at night is safer

muted marten
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shoreline sucks ass

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like no loot

blazing inlet
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but when you run into someone, they're either sweaty or broke

livid raven
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the resort is like dorms on customs

blazing inlet
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No loot on shoreline when you don't have the good keys

muted marten
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I do

potent sun
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ok

wicked moth
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what is the most chill map?

potent sun
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i should just like

blazing inlet
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Woods

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Woods is fairly chill

potent sun
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not play this game anymore

blazing inlet
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Cuz everyone's in a bush

potent sun
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WTF

blazing inlet
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or some other shit

wicked moth
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see my issue with woods is the rock campers and snipers on my ass

livid raven
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woods or inter

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night

potent sun
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i hit this guy with m61 and damage absorbed 52 damage dealt 7

blazing inlet
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Woods is based

potent sun
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wtf?????

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what could be possibly be wearing

muted marten
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slick?

blazing inlet
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Slick gamer

muted marten
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or does m61 pen slick

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idk

blazing inlet
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or a zhuk

potent sun
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god i hate this game so much

muted marten
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nah I think m61 pens slick

livid raven
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yep

blazing inlet
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m61 has a good chance to pen slicks and zhuks

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maybe you got unlucky

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or

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something

potent sun
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i’m out of guns, money, headsets, attachments

blazing inlet
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Scav time

muted marten
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Scav time

potent sun
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bro

blazing inlet
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If you're that broke, a 10k scav is nice

wicked moth
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you need some smilky milky poobis

potent sun
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3 times in a row on interchange i found either a tetriz or graphics card as a scav and another player scav killed me

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i can’t take it anymore

blazing inlet
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Dont go in the mall

muted marten
blazing inlet
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Stash run

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not that hard

muted marten
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dont stash run

livid raven
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pmc inter then and container it

potent sun
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true story

wicked moth
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scav on interchange doesnt go well for@me, the map is too large and you generally need a lot of energy/water for it

blazing inlet
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You seriously need the money

potent sun
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i need mental help

blazing inlet
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May aswell stash

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Bro take a break

potent sun
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this game is taking its toll

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NO

blazing inlet
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don't let a game fuck up your life

potent sun
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i already beat cyberpunk

wicked moth
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r u mentally ok poobis?

potent sun
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NO

wicked moth
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yea take a break man

livid raven
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do customs cache runs

potent sun
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NO

potent sun
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shitty spawns

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worst in game imo

livid raven
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it does but money is money

potent sun
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if you spawn big red you’re guaranteed to just get pvp in first minute

livid raven
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not if you go to caches

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first and dont seek fights

wicked moth
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if i spawn in big red i camp in a corner and wait it out, if i get contact im at the ready. catch my drift poobis?

muted marten
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customs not good map to stash run on

livid raven
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it has so many tho

muted marten
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if you gonna stash run do inter outside or shoreline

livid raven
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ex money

blazing inlet
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interchange is a good stash map

muted marten
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much safer

blazing inlet
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Actually, shoreline is best stash map

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just avoid resort and cottages

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and you good

livid raven
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shorline is shit for everything

muted marten
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true

blazing inlet
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Or just take a stock sks with a sight and 1 20 round mag

muted marten
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or 5-7

blazing inlet
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Or vepr hunter,pso, and m80/m61

muted marten
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and sj6

potent sun
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i’m rotting from the inside

muted marten
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holy shit poob

blazing inlet
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poob you need help

muted marten
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tarkov got you fucked up

potent sun
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no

blazing inlet
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And I don't think we can give you that help

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You should go try to relax

potent sun
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?

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i’m cool as a cucumber

blazing inlet
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You better be

wicked moth
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dip your face in cucumber water pubis

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it will refresh your mind

blazing inlet
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Why would he do that

wicked moth
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idk?

potent sun
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i like cucumbers

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might do that

wicked moth
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yea see he likes cucumbers

potent sun
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sounds refreshing

wicked moth
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im going to as well

potent sun
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i also just found 34 rounds of m61 in a stash and made it out

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so all is good

wicked moth
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hell yea

muted marten
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cucumbers are gross

potent sun
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weirdo alert

wicked moth
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well you will learn to like them kanye

potent sun
muted marten
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idfk

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not cucumbers

wicked moth
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think kanye, favorite food....

blazing inlet
potent sun
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how do you not know your own favorite food

blazing inlet
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you can have many favorites

livid raven
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rat using a hunter it is legendary for the price

calm portal
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Hunter was legendary, RFB is new rat gun now

blazing inlet
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i dont see it

livid raven
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that is expensive compared

muted marten
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something mexican @potent sun

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maybe burrito

potent sun
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see was that hard

calm portal
blazing inlet
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burrito good

calm portal
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Also you can put on grip you fir, for maximum rat

blazing inlet
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rat moment

potent sun
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i havent been this broke in forever

calm portal
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Also nobody knows that you can make RFB 1x4 without mag so nobody takes it ever

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unlike hunter which is always 1x5

potent sun
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my stash is a desert

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filled with backpacks and nothing else

wicked moth
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poob i can give you 500k rouble

potent sun
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no i’ll get banned

wicked moth
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i have about 1.6mil

ashen folio
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yeah thats nothing loo

muted marten
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bro am I talking in detroit

wicked moth
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is that against the rules?

ashen folio
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yes

muted marten
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why are you all so poor

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how

ashen folio
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bro kanye you have 7.7m

potent sun
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i’m bad at the video game

wicked moth
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im level 9

muted marten
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7.7 mill actually get fucked

potent sun
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and don’t have every loot spawn memorized by heart

muted marten
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and I lose all my money on l*bs

potent sun
muted marten
potent sun
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can’t have shit in detroit

muted marten
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true

wicked moth
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stash price is 6mil

blazing inlet
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Nice I got power station spawn

potent sun
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bro a level 9 has better shit than me

blazing inlet
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ultra rat time

muted marten
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my stash is 35 mill

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but I dont use the meta guns I have

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cause gear fear

potent sun
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LEVEL 9

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FUCK

wicked moth
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Poobis it’s because I played a shit ton of scav and would play it safe

potent sun
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if i play this game anymore i think i’m going to go into cardiac arrest

potent sun
wicked moth
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i have spawned in twice on scavs with labs keycards im not bullshitting. i cant sell them to flea yet but still

muted marten
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maybe try a stash run

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put music on

calm portal
muted marten
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take bag

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take 5-7

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run around

potent sun
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i can’t afford a 57

muted marten
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interchange

livid raven
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bro i have 72 mil cash

potent sun
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well maybe

wicked moth
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use the p226 pistol, that one brings me good luck i swear

calm portal
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shrimp is good alternative to FN

potent sun
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3 i thinkp

muted marten
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honestly I did stashr runs when I was rock bottom and just sprinted around inter with music on

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it works

potent sun
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perhaps

wicked moth
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kanye what music would you listen to?

potent sun
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kanye

ashen folio
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holy fuck i just got crazy insurance

muted marten
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preference

wicked moth
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probably some good luck music right?

potent sun
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who was in paris

ashen folio
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i got comtacs back

muted marten
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lmao not this again

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poob who tf was in paris

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tell me

potent sun
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idk man that’s why i’m asking

muted marten
wicked moth
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n word in pris is what he meant

calm portal
wicked moth
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its a song by kanye west

muted marten
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also what man has all that power

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like who

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which man

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tell me poob

calm portal
muted marten
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fucking wrong

calm portal
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Sorry, I don't listen to shit music

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in other words rap

muted marten
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what did you say

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kanye

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is

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noy

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not

ashen folio
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real chads listen to minecraft parodies

muted marten
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shit

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PRoman do you want death

ashen folio
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kanye makes good music

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but i dont like rap

muted marten
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he doesnt rap half the time

wicked moth
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i listen to charlie brown

muted marten
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dont even listen to much kanye lmao

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I burnt up on all his albums

ashen folio
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there is a difference between respecting good artist that make good music in a genre that you dont like rather than say that all rap is bad

muted marten
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rap is bad

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when you are listening to shit like drill

potent sun
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anyone listen to king gizz?

wicked moth
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kanye wb charlie brown?

muted marten
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never heard of him

calm portal
potent sun
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king gizzard and the lizzard wizard baby

wicked moth
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youve never heard of charlie brown?

muted marten
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I have

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just havent listened to him

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not my type of stuff

wicked moth
ashen folio
muted marten
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bro I used to listen the shit outta that

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when I was like 8

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kinda sad tbh

calm portal
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Tried jailbreak m4

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It's ok

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I can play with it

potent sun
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ok

ashen folio
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the muzzle flash is so aids tho

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other than that its super

potent sun
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i’m taking a very very long break from this game

calm portal
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I mean, I played nonsuppressed SA for long time

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So I'm ok with muzzle flash lmao

muted marten
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I like it on labs

potent sun
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must be nice having full auto guns

muted marten
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other maps you will be hunted

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cause you can hear pretty much every shot on labs

potent sun
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i tried my first labs run today

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i forgot about that

muted marten
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dont wanna know what happened

calm portal
muted marten
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yoooo proman on tarkov!??

calm portal
muted marten
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MW2 got boring huh

calm portal
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Nah, Dead Air got boring

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would've player cyberpunk but waiting for patches

potent sun
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cyberpunk ain’t that bad

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story is incredible

muted marten
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you finished it?

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dont spoil

calm portal
potent sun
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yeah

muted marten
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how

calm portal
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I finished cyberpunk on youtube lmao

muted marten
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you greased that

potent sun
#

main story isn’t that long

calm portal
#

Still gonna play it

#

maybe even 100% it

#

if I buy it in steam lol

potent sun
#

ok spoil time keanu reeves turned into among us

calm portal
#

I'll try to make my V look like Johnny as much as I can

calm portal
potent sun
#

i honestly forgot that johnny was even keanu reeves

#

he played that character really well

calm portal
#

Yeah

#

Even when you do that one ending he played it super awesome

#

Actually he played good in every ending

potent sun
#

yeah

#

panam is my wife

#

shitty namep

#

they always give awesome characters shitty ass names

#

like “panam” wyd

#

wtf*

wicked moth
#

does tarkov make anyone actually happy?

#

i hear how it makes people sad but never hear about it making people happt

potent sun
#

no

#

take me for example

#

when it does make me happy it snatches any joy i feel

#

and crushes it into tiny bite sized pieces

wicked moth
#

i see

potent sun
#

i remember being new to this game too

wicked moth
#

and?

potent sun
#

not hating it as much and kinda having fun

#

but it’s more of being new to something

#

now i just play and die over and over and over

#

if i could refund this game i would in a heartbeat

wicked moth
#

i enjoy it when im not trying to do a task. but when im doing tasks i die a bunch and dislike it

#

oh wow

potent sun
#

that’s how it starts

#

you get mad trying to do tasks

#

i don’t even really do tasks anymore because i’m at a point in my task lines where they’re all too hard for my small little brain to do

#

but i need xp and money

wicked moth
#

i see

potent sun
#

i am considering just quitting

#

cause either i’m awful at just tarkov or it’s just not the game for me

#

and the community fucking sucks

wicked moth
#

perhaps

potent sun
#

like look at what’s happening in eft chat 1

#

don’t say anything

#

just look

#

literally between everyone in that chat rn there is a total 87 iq

ashen folio
#

cuz its where most people go

silk bramble
#

poob

ashen folio
#

just because there are alot of people doesnt mean theyre smart

potent sun
ashen folio
#

besides its the first chat people see and thats where most people will go and will never look anywhere else

silk bramble
#

no no, are you interested in a sherpa

potent sun
#

ok

potent sun
ashen folio
#

wtf

#

wipe today?

#

i thought wipe thursday

silk bramble
#

i have no reason to play tarkov anymore, all of my new friends are doing well and teaching people is primarily the reason i play

potent sun
#

i know how to play the game

silk bramble
#

it seems like you’re struggling and i am extending a helping hand

potent sun
#

i don’t like playing duos

silk bramble
#

understandable then

potent sun
#

i’m probably quitting this game soon anyways lmao

ashen folio
#

@silk bramble i need help

silk bramble
#

yes yes

ashen folio
#

im lvl 50 help pls

silk bramble
#

LMAO

potent sun
#

i’m lvl 31 and i have 300k, no guns, soft lock on hideout, and no good ammo

#

tarkov is just not my game i guess

ashen folio
#

i have 77m pls help im poor

muted marten
#

perfectly 10x my money

silk bramble
#

i only have 13 mil, i blew ALL of my money on labs and it was worth

potent sun
#

kanye what’s your survival rate

muted marten
#

@silk bramble teach how make money

#

27%

#

labs be bad

#

and scary

#

and death

potent sun
#

i have 22 and i don’t play labs

#

probably 20 now

muted marten
#

my sr went up 2% after labs

#

problem is every death costs around 200k more

potent sun
#

does fence buy literally everything

wicked moth
#

yes, he is an overpriced limited selection flea market pretty much

potent sun
#

i know what fence is

#

thanks though

#

i’m thinking of fencing everything i have

#

and just waiting to play until next wipe

#

or just never again

wicked moth
#

do it

#

you need a break it sounds like

potent sun
#

idk what else id play

wicked moth
#

maybe learn piano or something else than games

potent sun
#

piano is for fags

livid raven
#

so is tarkov

wicked moth
#

piano gets the ladies tbh

potent sun
#

uh huh

livid raven
#

so does rape

wicked moth
#

am i wrong? someone back me ip

#

up

#

piano totally attracts women

potent sun
#

uhhhh

wicked moth
#

unless your bad

potent sun
#

no

#

well no shit

ashen folio
#

trust me

#

all the ladies love my dings

wicked moth
ashen folio
#

i press one note

#

instantly cums

potent sun
#

i used to be on a drumline

#

quit that

#

uhhh

wicked moth
potent sun
#

i skate sometimes

#

quit that

ashen folio
#

BO BURNHAM

potent sun
#

uhhhhh

ashen folio
#

LEGEND

potent sun
#

i haven’t watched bo burnham in a while

blazing inlet
potent sun
#

man

#

pain

#

suffering even

blazing inlet
#

I met a saferoom camping pscav

#

he ran out of ammo

#

I flipped him off then headtapped him

#

I estimate like 700-800k from this one run

#

You think I did good?

potent sun
#

sure

#

more money than i’ve made this month so far

#

so yeah pretty decent

muted marten
#

'learning piano to get laid'

blazing inlet
#

based

ashen folio
#

@blazing inlet

#

Did he hit u

blazing inlet
#

He poked me with .366 fmj

#

very rude

ashen folio
#

Lol

blazing inlet
#

He needed a spanking

muted marten
#

what did you hit

blazing inlet
#

I was running to saferoom

#

then he shot at me

#

with a vpo

#

He deserved it

muted marten
#

nah I mean loot

blazing inlet
#

Oh

#

I hit kiba, ultra med, 21ws,tech rooms and saferoom

#

pretty pog raid

#

server was empty

#

Killa was dead

#

must've been a tracksuit farmer

muted marten
#

Im going inter for a bit later

#

need money

#

so I can burn more on labs

blazing inlet
#

Yeah

wicked moth
#

is there anyway to tell if a server is empty? cause sometimes on scav runs I cant tell and im not sure if I should get greedy or extract

blazing inlet
#

inter is where the money is at

blazing inlet
potent sun
#

i long for the day where 5 million is poor to me

blazing inlet
#

it's a rat heavy map

muted marten
#

also kinda sick of dying constantly

potent sun
blazing inlet
#

Tarkov does that to people

#

Don't worry poob, just learn the map

#

You'll have a good idea of where most of the action is centered

potent sun
#

eat my ass

blazing inlet
#

And you can avoid it

#

I'm just trying to help

potent sun
#

i know the maps

blazing inlet
#

oh

potent sun
#

i’m level 31

#

this is why i’m probably gonna quit

#

people with half the time played are 5x better than me

near lance
#

play with ur friends

#

this gamee is awful solo

potent sun
#

none of my friends play eft

blazing inlet
#

Yes you have to do that

near lance
#

get new friends

digital horizon
#

the game is better solo

potent sun
#

and the ones that do don’t play regularly

digital horizon
#

just plan your moves

blazing inlet
#

Play with people in the discord

potent sun
#

i’d rather die

near lance
#

thats an option too my man

blazing inlet
#

@potent sun you need any quest things for gunsmith?

#

I can fence em

potent sun
#

what?

blazing inlet
#

the gunsmith quests

#

like weapon parts

digital horizon
#

@potent sun 1. always wear headphones 2. hear them before they hear you 3. win

potent sun
#

fuck off lmao

blazing inlet
#

you need any weapon parts for your quests?

potent sun
#

yeah i need the mp 153 pistol grip man

#

suck my dick and balls

blazing inlet
#

Im trying to help

digital horizon
#

also if you need money go reserve night and kill raiders

#

dumbass

blazing inlet
#

Poob why you refusing help

digital horizon
#

stop crying because youre dying

potent sun
#

you offering to fence gun parts

blazing inlet
#

I'd do that to people who need the parts

potent sun
#

i don’t need help with gunsmith tasks

blazing inlet
#

why didn't you just say that

potent sun
#

?????

digital horizon
#

yeah you need help with getting better at the game

potent sun
#

i’m aware

muted marten
#

solo sucks

#

super boring

digital horizon
#

i bet youre one of those people who run everywhere and whine about dying out of nowhere

blazing inlet
#

M8 I asked if you need help with gunsmith and you told me to suck your dick and balls

potent sun
muted marten
#

idc if I die in teams cause I had fun doing it

blazing inlet
#

dying in teams is fun

potent sun
wicked moth
#

i need parts for the mp133 quest

blazing inlet
#

You needed money, gunsmith tasks are easy money

#

hence I brought it up

wicked moth
#

i have the laser, pistol grip and the gun

potent sun
#

ok maybe elaborate on that before offering to fence me gun parts

blazing inlet
slow copper
#

The handguard from Mechanic

blazing inlet
#

@wicked moth im fencing them rn, check

ashen folio
#

@wicked moth wait until youre lvl 40 to do gunsmith quests, youll have all traders and be able to build the guns much cheaper

#

besides the rewards he gives you arent that great

wicked moth
#

wait fuck

blazing inlet
wicked moth
#

im not ready

blazing inlet
#

I'll do it again, don't worry

wicked moth
#

ok un momento

blazing inlet
#

@ me when you're ready

#

It's still up

wicked moth
#

So should i just refresh the page?

blazing inlet
#

Yeah do that

#

fence has them

#

They've been bought

potent sun
#

what’s a good place for fuel conditioner

ashen folio
#

nice

blazing inlet
#

Place?

#

Uhm

#

oli

ashen folio
#

i sneezed and i accidentally got it everywhere on my school laptop

blazing inlet
potent sun
#

where in oli

ashen folio
#

in the racks

#

check shelves

blazing inlet
#

shelves

#

also good water filter spawns on shelves

muted marten
#

imagine your school giving laptops

potent sun
#

eh

#

i never find shit on the shelves

#

i’m a very unlucky person

#

i’ve checked crack house on customs at least 10 times and no intel

sudden raven
#

can someone help me

potent sun
#

with the RUAF spawn

sudden raven
#

poob

potent sun
#

yeah

ashen folio
#

i get intel almost everytime i check it

sudden raven
#

do you have mechanic 2

ashen folio
#

i always give it to my squad anyway

potent sun
#

yeah

#

i’m not at my computer though

sudden raven
#

k

wicked moth
#

oh fuck they were bought?

#

yea I was refreshing, sorry about that

blazing inlet
#

You haven't bought em yet

#

hold on

#

refresh now

#

I put em up again

wicked moth
#

ok

potent sun
wicked moth
#

yea im not sure

#

its not showing up

#

I can wait until I unlock flea, its np

blazing inlet
#

it's 40k on flea

#

fence sells them for like 11

wicked moth
#

im not sure how else I can get it other than getting lucky when looting

digital horizon
#

buy it for 40k

#

and get it over with

#

trust me its gonna be a lot less painful

potent sun
#

please medic

#

i beg you

digital horizon
#

yes

#

fucking wear earpiece

potent sun
#

gssh

digital horizon
#

best

potent sun
#

my favorite

ashen folio
#

the ratphones

digital horizon
#

i see no difference between gssh and comtacs or peltors

#

other than the rain is quieter but footsteps still sound the same

#

not louder that is

potent sun
#

i like comtacs

digital horizon
#

runs THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP

#

i remember wearing them for the first time

#

and wondering wtf is wrong with my footsteps

potent sun
#

how many hours do you have on tarkov

digital horizon
#

655

potent sun
#

i’m going to kill myself

digital horizon
#

half of it is modding weapons

#

and sorting stash

potent sun
#

i have 520

#

pain

digital horizon
#

first 100 hours is cbt

#

kinda reminds me of insurgency

#

was also painful to start with

potent sun
#

i’ve accepted i’ll never be good at this game, i feel like at 500 hours i’d be at least decent

digital horizon
#

keep in mind

ashen folio
#

you can be good if you pay to win

potent sun
potent sun
ashen folio
#

go in to factory with a hatchet and enjoy. only if you pay for the premium edition

digital horizon
#

people who have more than 50% survival rate are either always playing in squads or camping with hunter on interchange

ashen folio
#

doesnt take that long

potent sun
#

idc about survival rate

#

i have like 22% and play exclusively solo

digital horizon
#

same

potent sun
#

i don’t remember the last time i got out with like a full backpack

#

i always just extract with like nothing and no kills

ashen folio
#

looting is how you die for sure

potent sun
#

what

digital horizon
river ore
#

Anyone play on oce servers I'm new

ashen folio
#

i woudnt advise oce servers

river ore
#

Why a that

#

Whys*

ashen folio
#

@digital horizon yeah just saying, you can survive a lot easier if you dont go to loot your kills

#

not as many players.

potent sun
digital horizon
#

then there is no point of killing lol

river ore
#

Oh yeah Ik but I'm in the region so less lag

ashen folio
#

Yeah, so that's why I am saying, thats usually how I die, because I want to loot my kills

potent sun
#

that’s like saying in kill confirmed no point in picking up dog tags because people watch them

ashen folio
#

yeah when i played i didnt notice any lag

#

on american servers

potent sun
#

why does my phone change kill to jill

#

jill confirmed

ashen folio
#

I am in australia btw

digital horizon
#

@ashen folio well if you kill someone lets say in the middle of the map

#

then for sure you dont fucking loot him

forest pollen
#

is reserve broken?

digital horizon
#

but if you hate an exchange in lets say marked room and you make sure your surroundings are clear and close all doors then youre good t ogo

ashen folio
#

Yeah I just shoot what I see, then at end I am like shit.. guess i'll just leave x corpse an what not

river ore
#

Interesting I might look into American servers

digital horizon
#

if someone tried to sneak up on you you would hear him 20m away

#

thats why earpiece is the most important part of your loot

nova glacier
#

I'm schizo I can hear a pin drop on the other end of a building

digital horizon
nova glacier
#

through an altyn

digital horizon
#

if youre shitting your pants whenever you hear something other than your breath you are doing it right

nova glacier
#

Bro my teamates get tired and breathe heavy and I freak the fuck out

digital horizon
#

situational awareness is 90% of skill in this game

nova glacier
#

Like who shot you bitch

#

The pvp isn't even that hard, it's positioning

ashen folio
#

Yeah I played more than a year ago though. and not on NBN connection so I am not sure what it is like on american servers today. All I know is the Factory map is only a small area so latency will be better than say on Customs or other maps

nova glacier
#

Spray into people, shoot people's eyes or legs

digital horizon
#

yeah and aiming

nova glacier
#

I mean yeah but aiming is easy

ashen folio
#

I am playing from Australia

digital horizon
#

and recoil control

nova glacier
#

Recoil control is based on gun value

digital horizon
#

and if youre hitting center mass you ought to take out a guy in 2-4 shots

#

thorax isnt center mass

#

keep that in mind

nova glacier
#

I love spraying into someone and doing like 380 damage

#

Like excuse me?

digital horizon
#

thats because youre hitting his arms and stomach

#

and prob using <50 damage rounds

#

yeah thats annoying

#

lets say youre using igolnik can take out a guy in slick in 2-3 shots

#

but you keep hitting him in the stomach and not thorax

#

so you might as well be using PPs lol

nova glacier
#

I usually just kill people now, that was way back when I had to use like ps ammo from prapor

#

Now I just leg meta mp5, or use 6.3 and spray chest

#

OR face, mp5 got no recoil

digital horizon
#

yeah especially sd variant

#

30 recoil

#

but i wouldnt recommend 6.3 ap

nova glacier
#

I had it at less but yeah

digital horizon
#

unless youre short on money

nova glacier
#

7n expensive

ashen folio
#

so is your gear

forest pollen
#

unless max prapor yes, even then hard to get

digital horizon
#

your ammo should always be more expensive than your gun

forest pollen
#

always sold out

nova glacier
#

6.3 works tho

forest pollen
#

i agree

nova glacier
#

Never had it not work on me tbh

ashen folio
#

do you guys like the VSS

digital horizon
#

playing with 20k stock ak with igolnik > playing with modded 150k ak with BTs

nova glacier
#

I sprayed 8 7n rounds into a guy with a shitty vest and he didn't die, so

digital horizon
forest pollen
#

6.3 is better in my opinion if you spend 2-3k per bullet killing most wont make you profit

digital horizon
#

yeah but it has shit pen

forest pollen
#

yea but thats cause 9x19mm

nova glacier
#

I thought it was decent enough to kill people

digital horizon
#

and if you stumble upon a guy with korund then you have to hit him 10 times

ashen folio
#

you just need skill then you dont need expensive gun

nova glacier
#

I've been using it pretty reliably

forest pollen
#

if you want high pen go 7.62

digital horizon
forest pollen
#

exactly

ashen folio
#

or ammo

nova glacier
#

Yeah, I just don't wanna spend a shitload

#

recently I've been running quakemaker because fuck armor

#

I'm taking that shit bitch, I want it full health

forest pollen
#

some people run PST GZH in mp5 and go for faceshield and just cover it with holes

nova glacier
#

I killed a slick kid today with quakemaker B)

digital horizon
#

@nova glacier i feel you because i was there and i also didnt want to spend my cash on ammo because it seemed expensive as shit

forest pollen
#

i got one yesterday with 7N

digital horizon
#

but hear me out its better to bring 2 mags of good ammo than 5 mags of shit ammo