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Solid
Hammer is better but it is expensive
this rpk might be good luck
i found a holodilnik in marked room and an m1a
Lucky
m1a has m80 in it
Not bad
huh
It’s the HHS-1
That’s the name
Did they fix that sight?
When you used the magnifier the lighting changed everything red
Oh weird
Ok the p
That’s not there anymore
Ok
lol
The rpk is the best 5.45x
True
Hm?
all of them
not 545 gang pepehands ;-;
still 57/46 gang
You must master the usage of all these rounds
Okay
Ready?
If it isn’t those bottom three
Aim for the face
And spray
Cuz you ain’t penning armor
or are you :3
No
or are you :3
@tired ravine whats the 2 hotrod barter for bs?
ooh
just find it all in raid 😄
Or just don’t be broke
I mean
NO FUCKING WAY
Money is still money
Collector gang, keeping all the ammo you find :3
switch what happened?
He’ll yeah
ready for factory
biggest fucking snow ball ever
Pog
I had a game where I packed literally 150 rounds of ammo
fucking nice
Lmao
Where is he!!!
if you have poor comms dont go into a map that requires speed and precision XD
night factory is so fucking dark
it really is
i had my fucking flashlight on and everything
they still couldnt figure out where i was lul
lol
1x/6x in factory
Massive pack in factory 3 man
The fuck
There’s no loot
Only 2 other players
Why do you need a couch
fr
3 couches, actually
they were asking to lose their 1m+ kits
No clue
they like sniping on factory
One of them even had a canted and valday
Rafter bois
But I had to strip it cuz they were all too big
rafter rat gang wya
And I heard a whole squad of pscavs like 10 seconds after I killed the last dude
Weird champ
zabrolo gang
Some how I zeroed a slick lul
Lol
lol
lol
Lol
lol
lol
When you are playing soviet union but some people are too into the role
lol
maybe i should get into the rp a little harder xD
some dude bought 5 archangel mosin mags from me for 195k lol
Hi guuuuuuuuys
Hi
mp7 is pure aesthetic
muh 2 world wars
a timmy just scared the crap outta me
heard bushes rushed up to second floor cleared bathroom and he tried to glock me lol
daily reminder horse statue has a cock
the realism 😮
Horse cock
got docs from marked no red card 0/10
tactical field upgrade
dorms? more like money run
got another bird mask from a stash aswell
i need to do something about my 3 plague masks i sold 2 but i just hold onto 3 of them xD
or 4 i think 1 is lost in my stash
noice
thats everything right
ye you got it all :3
pog
that rotated tea threw me off wtf xD
now i just gotta hope dorms isnt dead and that they suck
and then its off to factory night
woo 😄
mp7 suppresor so expensive
but i only use the gun with it
it looks so much better with on especially the a1
i only used mp7 once this wipe lol
and that was during tarkov roulette and i was only allowed 10 rounders with no mods
lol
i killed 1 dude tho
pog
bruh
this scav i was certain was a player
tracked him down
rushed out
and it was a scav
lol
oof
falling head eyes
naked 5.45 ak man head jawsed me as i jumped off one of those land bridge things lol
imma be ks23 man
lol
Cool. Currently on 25 hour stream and just left backpack in raid :) Time to go to sleep.
Nice
lol
i cant imagine playing tarkov for more then like 8 hours
i just dont have the attention span
Holy shit Rat gameplay is actually a lot more fun than i thought
Only like 400k worth of loot so it’s np.
yea
Every playstyle got its up's and downs
how does 24 hours fix sleep schedule lol
u just at the same time and more tired
lol
waiting for players catJAM catJAMcatJAM
where u the kid who flexed exit camping
Was supposed to sleep at 10pm, but started stream at 10pm
on lvndmarks server?
fuck extract camping
Hence 24 hour stream
and this server is the only tarkov server im in
chad
there was another dude who killed a level 69 with meta hk while exit camping with a hunter
i sneak around, but im not a cunt
lol
i iced this man in the powerplant in interchange
pog
Lol
why do i have the urge to relisten to 2015 musci
Head, Eyes
@prime yacht I don't listen to much recent music I am living in the 18, 19 century xD
Yo uptown funk?
I remember in the 8th grade I had to do a project for that song in music class
lol
During those days I had no clue what that was or memes
Strength Elite is busted
Everyone was just throwing their arms around I'm like wtf is happening and they tell me to dab...
Skills need rework Imo and I hope it comes soon
Have you seen the places WillerZ can go with not even max str xD
Hrmm what did you use last
ive use a lot of mp7 today
No shot gun or sub machine gun then
ive used shorty hk
Noice
payday time
cant see shit
fuck.
Rich
it is
mil a hour
Burned through so much money
I would die from having that money lol
Welp GN
You just said shorty HK!!!
to level up 'spent'
i use that
Ok how about combat sniper?
@raven venture I think ssd is used for crafting VPX or something for the GPU craft
yo does the mosin one shot through thorax like before rn?
ahhh
@cosmic roost alot less of the ammo 1 can one tap and even some of those need fragment
i always forget how small they are lmfao
That looks fat but so cute at the same time
Ooo swag
feels like meta tbh
I have a soft spot for short barreled rifles
Where be that 6969 gun tho
Ahh fk I need to sleep Stop keeping me here @prime yacht 😡
lol
@ashen folio clean stash now
why do my pants keep resetting jfc
Good Night everyone!!! Bye
night!
@ashen folio mate how do you have that much money lol
well
i would think once u kill killa 100 times and have kappa u would have at least 100 mil lol
unless you are very good at spending it
xd
Goodnight
ngl
@cosmic roost make more money than you lose.
@ashen folio I keep dying to people who extract camp or snipe me from miles away when I go thick boi. Honestly I could make money if I went cheap every raid but it really takes the fun out of the game if I cant go t5 armor and a modded gun
I make money when I go with only a mosin 😄
they did that to get rid of late spawns
hell naa
@cosmic roost if you keep dying to extract campers, that's your own problem. easy to avoid extract campers.
@cosmic roost also more money when juiced
easy to make money with full gear and stuff in reserve/labs
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK
HOLY SHIT
rip
saiga ap20
why do people bush rat dude
gaming
ez 40 second raid
New world record?!
why cant i ever find people at dorms
i just pulled the most rat thing ive ever done, i was bleeding out no meds left
i got 20 on shoreline
and like 30 on reserve
Damn
remember in like 0.8
where woods was so fucked
you would spawn literally behidn someone
AKU TIME!
@prime yacht also if u stay up for 24 hours or a long time, ur new sleeping time is whenever u decide to go to sleep
lol
so thats why the 24 hour stream fixed the sleep sched
started stream at 10pm
wanted to sleep at 10pm
if only i could have that type of fuck it attitude
it is now midnight the next day
mission accompliushed
used ti do this a lot in school
so used to it already
also bipolar mania keeps you awake for long periods of time np.
dont need caffeine or anythin
My sleep schedule used to be so fucked
Like I would be awake during the whole night and sleep at 10am
ye same
thats the current sched, but have to be awake at 11am on tuesday, so had to reset schedule for a bit
and aftyer that, should be yeetusfeetus
im dying so much
but its the most fun ive had in a while just vibin solo
yo
should i do double canted on this thing
lmao
i play way to agressive
it gets me killed
but clearing is so boring lol
Why u using baby ak
Do canted for meme
Awesome swag
no dust cover aswell
7 years is playing now dude
this song bruh
i spend more on waiting for players then ingame
absolute poggers
Lol
i wish i had gotten to shoot my mini hk
i really liked it
i never even made it to the bridge
just tapped by ap20
tv rig moment
bro
im so sad
i died to a 4 man
Noooooo
Did you get to use funny ak tho?
Lmao
Chad move
fuck
i forgot a laser
oh well
guess ill just have to take half a hour to ads
waitin for players be like
spend more in taht then in raid
pog
i choked that last fight so hard
i jumped out the window cause i thought there was one
then his boyfriends jumped me
this game never lets me have anything nice
say that to my sexy hk
every time i get decent shit i die
Same lol
i kill some geared ass dude on customs and i run out of dorms and fucking die
im out of guns and money
Le funky monky
i cant get shit as a scav because scavs suck
bruh
i took like 80 m62 to kill this mf
lmao
he had a PS sks
with a suppreosor and that ass optic
Unironically naked usecs with mosin are more scary than the meta hk wielding lvl 60
You never know what they'll pull off
val gayboi
i heard him to
spp
oh well
at least i got 1 dorms kill
hmm
i might be val gamer now
it sucks tho
im so over it
if u get mad at the game then you will stop so fast
i just gear up again turn the music louder and remove the S key
im saying how i cope with dying
ok i didnt ask that either\
and you seem to need some of that assistance 😉
scav time
yeah my scav with toz
oh yeah the places that are the most high traffic and get cleaned out in 3 minutes
not always
99% of the time
Just go to the parking loot and scav camp, shoot a scav or two and extract
Also check out some stashes on the way
It's a safe strat and it usually works out for me
Looks like Tarkov finally got to someone
i scav on interchange, i spawn with fuel conditioner which is the last one i need for the ragman quest, circuit board which is the last one i need for mechanic quest, AND A FUCKING GRAPHICS CARD IN TECHLIGHT, i walk out the front of oli and theres a player scav camping the front fucking door
Don’t worry, when the game wipes it’ll be better for you @potent sun
uh huh sure
You’ll die to less over geared chads at least
When you begin to have a bad day, try a server change up, then take a break
oh great then i can die to nakeds
Usually what I do
Don’t let the game get to you
It doesn’t control you
Take a break when you feel like it
Change servers
Dont get mad at things you cant control
if i could refund this game i would
pos game
"just scav reserve bro" "bro just go resort"
just survive bro
Sounds like you play too fast
lol
I mean it would have been a run through anyway
Dude probably heard you a mile away wasnt camping
No one he maybe spawned there
there are no spawns there
Someone who hears someone there and waits for them
Besides why would you go oli frontdoor when you can go backdoor to emercom
dude what the fuck do you want? a magic fix to make tarkov easier for you
mmmmm i love nikita russian dick mmm
lmao
Interchange sucks
reserve does not work
- loot around zb 1011
customs spawns blow
- exit zbb 1011
Reserve has loot everywhere
no it does not
Yes it does lmao its the most spread out loot you can get
if you speedy gonzalez reserve you will be stackin bread like a motherfucker
mhm yeah reserve the map where you walk outside and die
Nah they camp d2
any loot worthwhile gets taken in the first 3 minutes
Bro you have 250k any loot should be worth while for you
M1911 gang
ok lemme run to the other side of the map when i get a shitty spawn
shut up you have 250k roubles
Theres way more than that
hahahaha
oh no i dont want loot unless its tank batteries or graphics cards
tough fuckin luck dude get what you can
Ya bro not even worth it
mmmmmmm sweet 5k crickent ohhhh yeah sweet pog loot
if you scav and exit with 50k worth of loots youre still getting somewhere
Learn the loot spawns dude
damn these cigarettes are 4k???????? gimme those!
oh wait lvl 70 UwUcumgod69420 killed me damn :/
false
Hes too used to interchange
does this thing emit a green light ontop of your head when its on
yeah lemme learn every singl spawn in a map mhm oh yeah
go play cod
@raven venture yes
No wonder....
lol
I was like how did this guy fucking see Me
he whiffed hard though
"i play this HARD tactical shooter and im better than everyone"
brainlet mentality
Learning more about the game gives u such a huge advantage Poob
yeah so i know where ill die
doesnt matter if you know every loot spawn and every pmc spawn if people just head eyes you when youre behind a wall lmao
thats how it works
Don’t get head eyes’d 4head
that was suuuch a dead raid
like i said no high horse go play cod
"thats how it works" LMAO
Idk if tarky the game for you
dorms was full looted and the personw as gone 5 minutes in
yo poob you get that new cold war???
"yeah bro you just get head eyes if youre behind a wall LOL"
black ops 4???
That’s 5
Yeah Poob you probably shouldn’t play Tarkov
yo beanman you go outside the last 2 weeks???
Angy
What do you just stand still when you fight
ay poob you hear about that new mw season?
No wonder you get headshot so ofte
It’s prolly not your game
why is it so unheard of to get shot behind a wall x)?
you get the battle pass???
no i do 360 no scopes
battle pass comes out 16th
aye poobb you preorder that shit?
who me?
problem with alot of people that come from other shooters to tarkov is, there is zero chance u get o feel like the james bond/john wick hero u do in other games x)
You’ve been bitching about Tarkov on at least a few separate occasions over the last week. Either trolling or terrible at game
aye poob you get that bouble xp monster energy??
who me?
na me
Yes boop, you
oh ok
im sorry ill stop bitching
bean bro you just reminded me double xp i need to get diamond cigma
tarkov white knights flocking to this channel now
People defending tarkov in a discord for tarkov.........
aye poob you get any warzone wins lately???
Yeah I dont know how that happens
notice how everyones laughing
im laughing
This isnt like the official discord or anything x)
ay poob you suck any penis recently???
damn thanks jin
I get u are frustrated at dying Poob but seriously, its just game take it easy
wait this is a game?
Yo poob you get head, eyes recently?
ohhhh shit
come play with me poob
who me?
shit game tbh
I know
time to kill way too long in mp feels weird
is cold war good
no
only played the beta
it's alright people just use mp5 and aug tho
the campaign is but multiplayer is hit or miss for some people
I only play cod for zombies
I mean
the multiplayer feels really weird
That's not too bad
I don't play multiplayer by myself just with my friends
and you’re left sitting there like “that’s it”
found a bug
my fire key got unbound mid game
and when i rebounded it my gun still does not shoot
Last cod game I played was bo2
amazing game
Zombies was so fun
tranzit is a great map
i never got the appeal of zombies
gets boring really fast for me
i genuinely don’t get why people didn’t like it
Because it wasnt run to next building as fast as possible
And u had to wait for the buss
only zombies tryhards didn’t like tranzit really
Do people buy M855 bullets from flea usually?
ok
ill just vendor it then got too many
i really try to like this game
they love them on night customs
i really do
Might go to get me some
they sure love hitting your thorax 3 times with spp before u can think
Yep lmao
who
tryhard mentality
bro
lmao
i hate this discord so much
he one tapped me from behind
i did not shoot a single shot that raid
Its try hard to give u hard to swallow pills? x)
"dont scav"
Ok, how could i have possibly known he was behind you
literally why
how could you have known anything
Have u even tried?
yeah lmao
never works
ive tried enough times and wasted enough scavs to realize that other player scavs dont care
What servers are u on
west coast
Makes sense
wtf does that mean
Everyone a pussy bitch in na
Yes
europoor mentality
Poob why so mad man
classic
who me?
No the other poob smooth brain
oh ok
Wdym europoor? Europe is better than usa
ok

poop fart ass
where you from?
burma
ive heard of myanmar lol
funny usa education joke
never gets old
burma has a cool flag tbh
Of course not cuz its true
i bet burmese education is great but thats neither here nor there
I never said i was from burma
Oh yeah i forgot americans call other countries random shit than what the world calls it
who cares bro
how much better would you feel if all of america called burma myanmar
because we talk about burma soooooo much
ok the official name of america is the United States of America but do you call it that every time
Because the whole world does
And everyone knows it
No one knows if you say burma
Because only Americans use it
The same as the imperial system
why would i ever talk to like a british person and talk about burma
bro your country literally uses imperial
Im not even from Myanmar lmao
gay dick and balls!
Sus
If i was id be on the streets starving
Gamgin
God i love that vid
POV you fucked with the scavs at night factory
i somehow didnt die
black thorax lol
Lol
wtf i found a graphics card in power station
how it get so lwo
Le problema
didnt know they spawn in there
Wtf u doing
NOOOOOOO MONKE
poor monke
Shawty like a melody
yt music moment
Just open osu and listen to all the anime songs and go clinically insane
Oppa gangnam style
agreed
Kppop
i find a graphics card in the power station, i run to emercom, and a player scav one taps me with a mosin and i die
Naw
i’m going to cry
That sucks
3 times in a row i find either a graphics card or tetriz on scav interchange and i die
Yo speedrun glitch
What's ur sr @potent sun
22% on my pmc
@robust pewter bruh u cant post that
Delete that shit
Wtf u doing
I didn't need to see a deer get shot
its fucked
Its a living being
its kinda messed up bro
“it’s a living being”
you play a game where you shoot and kill people
^
a real deer is too much
these arent real lol
Ok but its not real is it
they get hunted literally every day
they taste great too
imagine being so sheltered you think a deer getting shot is “fucked”
Yes but you cant post it here
Deer was a paid actor
Not anymore lmao
They taste good
^^^
are you a nod now?
But he wasn't gonna eat that thing
??? isnt that nsfw
Trust me, im not sheltered
yeah you def are lmao
But you cant post that on discord, youre fonna get banned
if you think that video is so horrific
dude was obviously a hick he probably threw that deer in the back of his truck and ate it that night
discord isn’t a social media platform wtf lmao
you say this like there’s a discord employee in every server
I dont think its horrific, it doesnt belong here at least, post gore all you want, child porn whatever idc, just dont post it in an offical server
LOL
comparing it to tarkov is like comparing shooting someone irl to shooting someone in tarkov
^ bruh wtf
I never said that
?
?
he means he just doesnt wanna see it
"just not on an official game server"
I said you could post whatever, just don't so it in public or where i can see it
"you can dm me the porn thats ok just dont post it here"
Yikes
Yiles
Yes yiles
“you HAVE to post it in the designated channel dude”
my bad wheres the child-nsfw channel
this you?
Bruh you arent using #deer-getting-shot
“the cp channel is down the hall and to the right”
shame. just shame
no
Exactly.
yes
Its only one guy getting upset
I did not mean to quote that
i just dont like things gettin shot irl
pussy
:( hurt my feelies
“i don’t like loud bang”
Or is it 2, im not sure
neither do i i just think the video is funny
in a dark way
cus i know people who would do that shit lol
na video isnt funny
Its not really funny but alright, its a redneck getting mad for a deer that hit his truck and shoots it
Whats funny
As long as he eats it it’s fine. How is a deer getting shot different from millions of cows being raised in a 3x6 box for the sole purpose of being slaughtered?
not because its fucked up its just not funny
sense of humor judge comin in
that you or something? idk who that is
watch out guys
tis i
beanman7 laying the funny law down
Killing things isn’t funny but doesn’t mean it’s wrong
tell it to my lawyer dude
ok see that’s not funny
You have all been charged for "having a different opinion", life sentence