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kind marsh
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Very simple and clean

tired ravine
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Solid

kind marsh
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Hammer is better but it is expensive

potent sun
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i found a holodilnik in marked room and an m1a

tired ravine
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Hell yeah

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Pog

kind marsh
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Lucky

tired ravine
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Mine have brought me great power

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It’s like the dark side

potent sun
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m1a has m80 in it

tired ravine
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Not bad

kind marsh
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What is that hh1 scope

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I forget

potent sun
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huh

kind marsh
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No

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Never mind

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Adopt my dumb bum

tired ravine
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It’s the HHS-1

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That’s the name

kind marsh
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Ok

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Monstrum gang

livid raven
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Did they fix that sight?

tired ravine
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Fix?

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What was wrong with it

livid raven
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When you used the magnifier the lighting changed everything red

tired ravine
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Oh weird

kind marsh
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Ok the p

tired ravine
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That’s not there anymore

livid raven
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Ok

tired ravine
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lol

kind marsh
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Lol

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@tired ravine which 5.45 gang do you like

livid raven
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The rpk is the best 5.45x

tired ravine
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True

kind marsh
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Which 5.45

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Bullet

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Do you sex with

celest kiln
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all of them

tired ravine
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Oh

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BT, BS, and igolnik

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Anything less is just bad

celest kiln
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not 545 gang pepehands ;-;

tired ravine
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Join

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Join

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Join

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Join

ashen folio
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still 57/46 gang

celest kiln
tired ravine
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Okay

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Ready?

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If it isn’t those bottom three

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Aim for the face

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And spray

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Cuz you ain’t penning armor

celest kiln
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or are you :3

tired ravine
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No

celest kiln
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or are you :3

tired ravine
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If you spray like 50 rounds

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You might get a few through

ashen folio
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@tired ravine whats the 2 hotrod barter for bs?

tired ravine
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Prapor 3

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2 hot rods for 30 BS

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But hot rods are expensive atm

ashen folio
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ooh

celest kiln
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just find it all in raid 😄

tired ravine
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I try

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I keep every hot rod I find

livid raven
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Or just don’t be broke

tired ravine
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I mean

spark cobalt
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NO FUCKING WAY

tired ravine
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Money is still money

celest kiln
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Collector gang, keeping all the ammo you find :3

spark cobalt
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NO FUCKING WAY

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LOL

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3 SLICKS AS A PSCAV ON NIGHT FACTORY

celest kiln
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switch what happened?

tired ravine
ashen folio
spark cobalt
celest kiln
tired ravine
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I had a game where I packed literally 150 rounds of ammo

spark cobalt
tired ravine
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All of it was fir

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Lmao

ashen folio
celest kiln
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Lmao

tired ravine
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It was a pack of BT

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And a pack of BS

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I ran out of ammo

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And had to pack

spark cobalt
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jesus christ they were so bad

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they basically all had the same kit

celest kiln
spark cobalt
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yeah

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i have the clip and ill prob send in a minute lol

celest kiln
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if you have poor comms dont go into a map that requires speed and precision XD

ashen folio
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night factory is so fucking dark

spark cobalt
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it really is

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i had my fucking flashlight on and everything

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they still couldnt figure out where i was lul

ashen folio
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lol

celest kiln
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they are either malding or reviewing where they went wrong

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i would be reviewing :l

tired ravine
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1x/6x in factory

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Massive pack in factory 3 man

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The fuck

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There’s no loot

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Only 2 other players

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Why do you need a couch

ashen folio
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fr

tired ravine
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3 couches, actually

ashen folio
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they were asking to lose their 1m+ kits

tired ravine
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100%

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And the long range scope

spark cobalt
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No clue

ashen folio
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they like sniping on factory

spark cobalt
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One of them even had a canted and valday

celest kiln
spark cobalt
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But I had to strip it cuz they were all too big

ashen folio
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rafter rat gang wya

spark cobalt
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And I heard a whole squad of pscavs like 10 seconds after I killed the last dude

ashen folio
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whats even more funny is them going suppressed with a sai qd then using shifts

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lol

tired ravine
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How did you thorax one

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Oh

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You used his gun

spark cobalt
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His slick was low af

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One of them*

tired ravine
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Weird champ

spark cobalt
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Yeah there wasn’t any signs of loot of a 4th guy

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So they didn’t even fight

ashen folio
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zabrolo gang

spark cobalt
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Some how I zeroed a slick lul

tired ravine
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Lol

ashen folio
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lol

celest kiln
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lol

tired ravine
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Lol

ashen folio
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lol

late steppe
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lol

celest kiln
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When you are playing soviet union but some people are too into the role

prime yacht
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lol

celest kiln
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maybe i should get into the rp a little harder xD

prime yacht
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some dude bought 5 archangel mosin mags from me for 195k lol

celest kiln
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lol

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mosin man dedicated to the cause

ashen folio
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Hi guuuuuuuuys

late steppe
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Hi

prime yacht
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just looks so good

late steppe
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mp7 is pure aesthetic

late steppe
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muh 2 world wars

prime yacht
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a timmy just scared the crap outta me

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heard bushes rushed up to second floor cleared bathroom and he tried to glock me lol

late steppe
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HAHAHA

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WHAT

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I didnt even notice

celest kiln
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the realism 😮

tired ravine
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Horse cock

prime yacht
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got docs from marked no red card 0/10

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tactical field upgrade

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got another bird mask from a stash aswell

celest kiln
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i need to do something about my 3 plague masks i sold 2 but i just hold onto 3 of them xD

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or 4 i think 1 is lost in my stash

prime yacht
celest kiln
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noice

prime yacht
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thats everything right

celest kiln
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lemme count lol

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@prime yacht Where is the fooking TEA

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nvm i see it

prime yacht
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its rotated

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lol

celest kiln
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ye you got it all :3

prime yacht
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pog

celest kiln
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that rotated tea threw me off wtf xD

prime yacht
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now i just gotta hope dorms isnt dead and that they suck

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and then its off to factory night

celest kiln
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woo 😄

prime yacht
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mp7 suppresor so expensive

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but i only use the gun with it

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it looks so much better with on especially the a1

celest kiln
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i only used mp7 once this wipe lol

prime yacht
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lol

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i really like it

celest kiln
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and that was during tarkov roulette and i was only allowed 10 rounders with no mods

prime yacht
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lol

celest kiln
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i killed 1 dude tho

prime yacht
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last time i ran hk it was stock with 10 rounders

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for a challenge

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it was funny

celest kiln
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pog

prime yacht
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bruh

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this scav i was certain was a player

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tracked him down

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rushed out

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and it was a scav

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lol

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oof

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falling head eyes

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naked 5.45 ak man head jawsed me as i jumped off one of those land bridge things lol

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imma be ks23 man

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lol

ashen folio
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Cool. Currently on 25 hour stream and just left backpack in raid :) Time to go to sleep.

celest kiln
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Nice

prime yacht
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lol

stable glade
prime yacht
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i cant imagine playing tarkov for more then like 8 hours

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i just dont have the attention span

stable glade
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Holy shit Rat gameplay is actually a lot more fun than i thought

ashen folio
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Only like 400k worth of loot so it’s np.

prime yacht
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yea

celest kiln
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Every playstyle got its up's and downs

prime yacht
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how does 24 hours fix sleep schedule lol

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u just at the same time and more tired

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lol

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waiting for players catJAM catJAMcatJAM

stable glade
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highest level ive ever seen

prime yacht
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where u the kid who flexed exit camping

ashen folio
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Was supposed to sleep at 10pm, but started stream at 10pm

prime yacht
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on lvndmarks server?

ashen folio
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So decided to do 24 hours to end at 10pm

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And go to sleep at 10pm

stable glade
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fuck extract camping

ashen folio
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Hence 24 hour stream

stable glade
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and this server is the only tarkov server im in

prime yacht
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there was another dude who killed a level 69 with meta hk while exit camping with a hunter

stable glade
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i sneak around, but im not a cunt

prime yacht
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lol

stable glade
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i iced this man in the powerplant in interchange

prime yacht
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pog

celest kiln
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Lol

stable glade
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i heard running, i assumed it a scav

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i see a fucking tower running at me

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BOP

prime yacht
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why do i have the urge to relisten to 2015 musci

stable glade
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Head, Eyes

prime yacht
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those were the times tbh

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fuckin

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sugar

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uptown funk

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lol

celest kiln
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@prime yacht I don't listen to much recent music I am living in the 18, 19 century xD

prime yacht
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lol

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finally

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deploying

late steppe
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Yo uptown funk?

prime yacht
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3 minutes of waiting for players lol

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get off your etch a sketch

late steppe
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I remember in the 8th grade I had to do a project for that song in music class

prime yacht
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lol

late steppe
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It was awful

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Like dudes in my group were dabbing and shit

celest kiln
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During those days I had no clue what that was or memes

prime yacht
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elite endurance is busted

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i can bhop from military cp to train tracks in one go

ashen folio
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Strength Elite is busted

celest kiln
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Everyone was just throwing their arms around I'm like wtf is happening and they tell me to dab...

ashen folio
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You can move +30% faster forever

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And never get overweight

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:)

celest kiln
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Skills need rework Imo and I hope it comes soon

prime yacht
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yea

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its funny

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but dumb

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lmao

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prone dude killed me

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got some BT to the eyes

celest kiln
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Have you seen the places WillerZ can go with not even max str xD

prime yacht
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yea

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its insane

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what gun now?

celest kiln
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That he uses?

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Or for you

prime yacht
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me

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yea

celest kiln
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Hrmm what did you use last

prime yacht
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ks23

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and mp7 before

stable glade
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you abuse the meta

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i abuse you

prime yacht
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ive use a lot of mp7 today

prime yacht
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i havent used a hk in forever

celest kiln
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No shot gun or sub machine gun then

prime yacht
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ive used shorty hk

celest kiln
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Noice

stable glade
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i also got this monstrosity today

prime yacht
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and jailbreak m4

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jailbreak is fun af

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scares everyone off

ashen folio
prime yacht
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cant see shit

ashen folio
late steppe
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Rich

prime yacht
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thats like

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24 mil right

ashen folio
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Dunno

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24 hours

prime yacht
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it is

ashen folio
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Kek

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Can’t math right now

prime yacht
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mil a hour

ashen folio
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Burned through so much money

prime yacht
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not very efficient

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lol

ashen folio
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More than that

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Died a lot

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Just running for PvP

celest kiln
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I would die from having that money lol

prime yacht
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shape of you is playing now lol

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that song was always playing at the y pool

celest kiln
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Welp GN

prime yacht
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also

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what gun!

raven venture
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wats the best way to get dollars from peacekeeper?

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sorry

celest kiln
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You just said shorty HK!!!

prime yacht
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o

raven venture
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to level up 'spent'

prime yacht
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i use that

raven venture
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wat are SSDs largely used for?

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to make gfx cards and stuff?

celest kiln
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Ok how about combat sniper?

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@raven venture I think ssd is used for crafting VPX or something for the GPU craft

cosmic roost
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yo does the mosin one shot through thorax like before rn?

raven venture
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ahhh

prime yacht
ashen folio
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This is the worst part of the day

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Cause money doesn’t auto stack

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://///

celest kiln
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@cosmic roost alot less of the ammo 1 can one tap and even some of those need fragment

prime yacht
celest kiln
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That looks fat but so cute at the same time

prime yacht
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the recoil is pretty good honeslty

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66

late steppe
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Ooo swag

prime yacht
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feels like meta tbh

late steppe
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I have a soft spot for short barreled rifles

celest kiln
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Where be that 6969 gun tho

prime yacht
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LETS NOT GET TAPPED THIS RAID

celest kiln
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Ahh fk I need to sleep Stop keeping me here @prime yacht 😡

prime yacht
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lol

ashen folio
prime yacht
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why do my pants keep resetting jfc

celest kiln
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Good Night everyone!!! Bye

prime yacht
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night!

cosmic roost
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@ashen folio mate how do you have that much money lol

prime yacht
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well

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i would think once u kill killa 100 times and have kappa u would have at least 100 mil lol

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unless you are very good at spending it

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xd

late steppe
prime yacht
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ngl

ashen folio
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@cosmic roost make more money than you lose.

prime yacht
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older songs are better then newer shit

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2014-17 had some boppin songs

cosmic roost
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@ashen folio I keep dying to people who extract camp or snipe me from miles away when I go thick boi. Honestly I could make money if I went cheap every raid but it really takes the fun out of the game if I cant go t5 armor and a modded gun

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I make money when I go with only a mosin 😄

prime yacht
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WHY AM I STILL WAITING FOR PLAYERS

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ITS BEEN 4 MINUTES

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GET OFF YOUR ETCH A SKETCH

cosmic roost
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they did that to get rid of late spawns

prime yacht
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i'd rather late spawn tbh

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i never got them

cosmic roost
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hell naa

ashen folio
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@cosmic roost if you keep dying to extract campers, that's your own problem. easy to avoid extract campers.

prime yacht
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yea

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and they tend to suck

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bro

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fucking stitches is playing now lmao

ashen folio
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@cosmic roost also more money when juiced

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easy to make money with full gear and stuff in reserve/labs

prime yacht
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OH MY FUCKING GOD

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I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK

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HOLY SHIT

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rip

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saiga ap20

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why do people bush rat dude

potent sun
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gaming

prime yacht
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ez 40 second raid

late steppe
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New world record?!

prime yacht
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why cant i ever find people at dorms

stable glade
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i just pulled the most rat thing ive ever done, i was bleeding out no meds left

prime yacht
stable glade
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so i just unload all my mags

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EZ

prime yacht
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and like 30 on reserve

late steppe
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Damn

stable glade
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remember in like 0.8

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where woods was so fucked

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you would spawn literally behidn someone

prime yacht
ashen folio
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@prime yacht also if u stay up for 24 hours or a long time, ur new sleeping time is whenever u decide to go to sleep

prime yacht
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lol

ashen folio
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so thats why the 24 hour stream fixed the sleep sched

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started stream at 10pm

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wanted to sleep at 10pm

prime yacht
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if only i could have that type of fuck it attitude

ashen folio
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it is now midnight the next day

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mission accompliushed

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used ti do this a lot in school

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so used to it already

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also bipolar mania keeps you awake for long periods of time np.

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dont need caffeine or anythin

late steppe
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My sleep schedule used to be so fucked

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Like I would be awake during the whole night and sleep at 10am

ashen folio
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ye same

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thats the current sched, but have to be awake at 11am on tuesday, so had to reset schedule for a bit

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and aftyer that, should be yeetusfeetus

prime yacht
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im dying so much

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but its the most fun ive had in a while just vibin solo

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yo

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should i do double canted on this thing

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i play way to agressive

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it gets me killed

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but clearing is so boring lol

ashen folio
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Why u using baby ak

late steppe
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Do canted for meme

prime yacht
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i did

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lol

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double canted mini ak

late steppe
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Awesome swag

prime yacht
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no dust cover aswell

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7 years is playing now dude

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this song bruh

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i spend more on waiting for players then ingame

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absolute poggers

ashen folio
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Lol

prime yacht
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i wish i had gotten to shoot my mini hk

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i really liked it

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i never even made it to the bridge

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just tapped by ap20

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tv rig moment

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bro

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im so sad

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i died to a 4 man

late steppe
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Noooooo

prime yacht
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imagine 4 manning at 2 am

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lmao

late steppe
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Did you get to use funny ak tho?

prime yacht
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yea

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and i hit them 4 times

late steppe
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Lmao

prime yacht
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if i die within 2 minutes again im getting off

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fuck it

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goin night with this

late steppe
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Chad move

prime yacht
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fuck

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i forgot a laser

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oh well

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guess ill just have to take half a hour to ads

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waitin for players be like

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spend more in taht then in raid

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pog

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i choked that last fight so hard

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i jumped out the window cause i thought there was one

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then his boyfriends jumped me

potent sun
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this game never lets me have anything nice

late steppe
prime yacht
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say that to my sexy hk

potent sun
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every time i get decent shit i die

late steppe
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Same lol

potent sun
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every fucking time

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i don’t remember the last time i got out with a lot of good stuff

potent sun
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i kill some geared ass dude on customs and i run out of dorms and fucking die

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im out of guns and money

late steppe
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Le funky monky

potent sun
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i cant get shit as a scav because scavs suck

exotic dragon
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im level 17 what to keep what to sell

prime yacht
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bruh

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i took like 80 m62 to kill this mf

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lmao

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he had a PS sks

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with a suppreosor and that ass optic

ashen folio
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Unironically naked usecs with mosin are more scary than the meta hk wielding lvl 60

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You never know what they'll pull off

prime yacht
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val gayboi

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i heard him to

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spp

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oh well

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at least i got 1 dorms kill

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hmm

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i might be val gamer now

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it sucks tho

potent sun
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i quit this shit fucking game

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wtf man

prime yacht
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lol

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see u tommorow

potent sun
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im so over it

prime yacht
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if u get mad at the game then you will stop so fast

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i just gear up again turn the music louder and remove the S key

potent sun
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ok

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i didnt ask how you play

prime yacht
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im saying how i cope with dying

potent sun
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ok i didnt ask that either\

prime yacht
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and you seem to need some of that assistance 😉

potent sun
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i have 250k and no guns

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yeah ima get on that

prime yacht
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scav time

potent sun
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yeah my scav with toz

prime yacht
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just go inter

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ez loot

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hit up oli and texho rasmussen

potent sun
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oh yeah the places that are the most high traffic and get cleaned out in 3 minutes

prime yacht
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not always

potent sun
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99% of the time

fallow compass
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Just go to the parking loot and scav camp, shoot a scav or two and extract

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Also check out some stashes on the way

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It's a safe strat and it usually works out for me

charred plinth
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You dont have to even shoot people to make money in this game

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Scav reserve

potent sun
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im done

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uninstalling as we speak

blazing inlet
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Looks like Tarkov finally got to someone

potent sun
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i scav on interchange, i spawn with fuel conditioner which is the last one i need for the ragman quest, circuit board which is the last one i need for mechanic quest, AND A FUCKING GRAPHICS CARD IN TECHLIGHT, i walk out the front of oli and theres a player scav camping the front fucking door

blazing inlet
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Don’t worry, when the game wipes it’ll be better for you @potent sun

potent sun
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uh huh sure

blazing inlet
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You’ll die to less over geared chads at least

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When you begin to have a bad day, try a server change up, then take a break

potent sun
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oh great then i can die to nakeds

blazing inlet
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Usually what I do

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Don’t let the game get to you

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It doesn’t control you

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Take a break when you feel like it

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Change servers

late steppe
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Dont get mad at things you cant control

potent sun
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if i could refund this game i would

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pos game

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"just scav reserve bro" "bro just go resort"

frail epoch
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just survive bro

ashen folio
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First of all

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Dont die

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And work from there

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That's it

charred plinth
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Sounds like you play too fast

potent sun
ashen folio
charred plinth
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Dude probably heard you a mile away wasnt camping

potent sun
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"bro he just heard you" who sits in the front of oli

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no way he heard me

ashen folio
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No one he maybe spawned there

potent sun
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there are no spawns there

charred plinth
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Someone who hears someone there and waits for them

ashen folio
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Besides why would you go oli frontdoor when you can go backdoor to emercom

potent sun
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closer

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and emercom is extract camp heaven

wraith oriole
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dude what the fuck do you want? a magic fix to make tarkov easier for you

potent sun
wraith oriole
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lmao

charred plinth
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Interchange sucks

wraith oriole
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listen poob

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this is what you do

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  1. scav customs
charred plinth
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Play reserve

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Ew wtf

potent sun
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reserve does not work

wraith oriole
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  1. loot around zb 1011
potent sun
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customs spawns blow

wraith oriole
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  1. exit zbb 1011
charred plinth
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Reserve has loot everywhere

potent sun
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no it does not

wraith oriole
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yes it does

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if you can get there fast

charred plinth
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Yes it does lmao its the most spread out loot you can get

potent sun
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LMAO

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yeah lemme base a whole raid off if i get somewhere first

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then what

wraith oriole
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if you speedy gonzalez reserve you will be stackin bread like a motherfucker

charred plinth
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You dont have to do that in reserve

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Obv it helps but its not necessary

potent sun
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mhm yeah reserve the map where you walk outside and die

charred plinth
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Dont go outsides then

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The tunnels connect to every building

potent sun
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tunnels are just where people camp lmao

#

same shit

wraith oriole
#

"ew the tunells are gross"
\

#

called it

charred plinth
#

Nah they camp d2

potent sun
#

any loot worthwhile gets taken in the first 3 minutes

wraith oriole
#

then get it before?

#

lmao

charred plinth
#

Bro you have 250k any loot should be worth while for you

ashen folio
#

M1911 gang

potent sun
#

mmmm yes sweet usb a and a t plug mmmm yeah

#

sweet loot man

potent sun
wraith oriole
#

shut up you have 250k roubles

charred plinth
#

Theres way more than that

wraith oriole
#

hahahaha

charred plinth
#

Haha

#

The 200k loot runs dont satisfy him

wraith oriole
#

oh no i dont want loot unless its tank batteries or graphics cards

#

tough fuckin luck dude get what you can

charred plinth
#

Ya bro not even worth it

potent sun
#

mmmmmmm sweet 5k crickent ohhhh yeah sweet pog loot

wraith oriole
#

if you scav and exit with 50k worth of loots youre still getting somewhere

charred plinth
#

Learn the loot spawns dude

potent sun
#

damn these cigarettes are 4k???????? gimme those!

#

oh wait lvl 70 UwUcumgod69420 killed me damn :/

frail epoch
#

false

raven venture
charred plinth
#

Hes too used to interchange

raven venture
#

does this thing emit a green light ontop of your head when its on

potent sun
wraith oriole
#

go play cod

charred plinth
#

You dont have to learn every spawn 4head

#

Just the decent ones

ashen folio
#

@raven venture yes

raven venture
#

No wonder....

potent sun
raven venture
#

I was like how did this guy fucking see Me

naive storm
#

@lime ferry did you @ me

#

Or what

raven venture
#

he whiffed hard though

potent sun
#

brainlet mentality

raven venture
#

Learning more about the game gives u such a huge advantage Poob

potent sun
#

yeah so i know where ill die

#

doesnt matter if you know every loot spawn and every pmc spawn if people just head eyes you when youre behind a wall lmao

wraith oriole
#

thats how it works

ashen folio
#

Don’t get head eyes’d 4head

prime yacht
#

that was suuuch a dead raid

wraith oriole
#

like i said no high horse go play cod

potent sun
#

"thats how it works" LMAO

ashen folio
#

Idk if tarky the game for you

prime yacht
#

dorms was full looted and the personw as gone 5 minutes in

wraith oriole
#

yo poob you get that new cold war???

potent sun
#

"yeah bro you just get head eyes if youre behind a wall LOL"

wraith oriole
#

black ops 4???

ashen folio
#

That’s 5

blazing inlet
#

Yeah Poob you probably shouldn’t play Tarkov

potent sun
#

yo beanman you go outside the last 2 weeks???

ashen folio
#

Angy

charred plinth
#

What do you just stand still when you fight

wraith oriole
#

ay poob you hear about that new mw season?

charred plinth
#

No wonder you get headshot so ofte

blazing inlet
#

It’s prolly not your game

raven venture
#

why is it so unheard of to get shot behind a wall x)?

wraith oriole
#

you get the battle pass???

potent sun
frail epoch
#

battle pass comes out 16th

wraith oriole
#

aye poobb you preorder that shit?

potent sun
#

who me?

raven venture
#

problem with alot of people that come from other shooters to tarkov is, there is zero chance u get o feel like the james bond/john wick hero u do in other games x)

ashen folio
#

You’ve been bitching about Tarkov on at least a few separate occasions over the last week. Either trolling or terrible at game

wraith oriole
#

aye poob you get that bouble xp monster energy??

wraith oriole
#

na me

ashen folio
#

Yes boop, you

potent sun
#

oh ok

wraith oriole
#

im sorry ill stop bitching

frail epoch
#

bean bro you just reminded me double xp i need to get diamond cigma

potent sun
#

tarkov white knights flocking to this channel now

raven venture
#

People defending tarkov in a discord for tarkov.........

wraith oriole
#

aye poob you get any warzone wins lately???

raven venture
#

Yeah I dont know how that happens

potent sun
wraith oriole
#

im laughing

raven venture
#

This isnt like the official discord or anything x)

wraith oriole
#

ay poob you suck any penis recently???

potent sun
#

it is? oh shit

#

i thought i was in unofficial discord

wraith oriole
#

dick??

#

you like dick??

potent sun
#

damn thanks jin

raven venture
#

I get u are frustrated at dying Poob but seriously, its just game take it easy

potent sun
#

wait this is a game?

ashen folio
#

Yo poob you get head, eyes recently?

potent sun
#

ohhhh shit

frail epoch
potent sun
#

who me?

potent sun
frail epoch
#

I know

potent sun
#

time to kill way too long in mp feels weird

frail epoch
#

I don't even play tarkov now i just go on to get my bitcoins

#

waiting for wipe

wraith oriole
#

is cold war good

potent sun
#

no

wraith oriole
#

only played the beta

frail epoch
#

it's alright people just use mp5 and aug tho

potent sun
#

the campaign is but multiplayer is hit or miss for some people

ashen folio
#

I only play cod for zombies

potent sun
#

the campaign was really good but way too short

#

it’s only like 4-5 hours really

ashen folio
#

I mean

potent sun
#

the multiplayer feels really weird

ashen folio
#

That's not too bad

potent sun
#

it feels really short

#

like it just kinda ends

frail epoch
#

I don't play multiplayer by myself just with my friends

potent sun
#

and you’re left sitting there like “that’s it”

faint oracle
#

found a bug
my fire key got unbound mid game
and when i rebounded it my gun still does not shoot

late steppe
#

Last cod game I played was bo2

faint oracle
#

amazing game

late steppe
#

Zombies was so fun

potent sun
#

tranzit is a great map

#

i never got the appeal of zombies

#

gets boring really fast for me

ashen folio
#

Tranzit was great

#

Just the fog

potent sun
#

i genuinely don’t get why people didn’t like it

ashen folio
#

Because it wasnt run to next building as fast as possible

#

And u had to wait for the buss

potent sun
#

only zombies tryhards didn’t like tranzit really

potent sun
#

mmmmmmm

ashen folio
#

YOO?

#

Transgender dick?

#

Sign me up

raven venture
#

Do people buy M855 bullets from flea usually?

prime yacht
#

prob not

#

i got vss'd again lol

potent sun
#

ok

raven venture
#

ill just vendor it then got too many

potent sun
#

so

#

i scav on interchange again

#

2 tetrizes in texho

ashen folio
#

@prime yacht i never find anyone with vss or val etf

#

Wtf

potent sun
#

i really try to like this game

prime yacht
#

they love them on night customs

potent sun
#

i really do

ashen folio
#

Might go to get me some

prime yacht
#

they sure love hitting your thorax 3 times with spp before u can think

raven venture
#

Dont be a bitch with scav and play ur PMC

#

more important

ashen folio
#

Yep lmao

potent sun
#

who

potent sun
ashen folio
#

I never try to do scav on scav violence

#

Maybe you should try it

potent sun
#

bro

#

lmao

#

i hate this discord so much

#

he one tapped me from behind

#

i did not shoot a single shot that raid

raven venture
#

Its try hard to give u hard to swallow pills? x)

potent sun
#

"dont scav"

ashen folio
#

Ok, how could i have possibly known he was behind you

potent sun
#

literally why

potent sun
ashen folio
#

Idk

#

I don't know anything

potent sun
#

your mind just instantly goes to that

#

also scav on scav is always gonna happen

ashen folio
#

Have u even tried?

potent sun
#

yeah lmao

#

never works

#

ive tried enough times and wasted enough scavs to realize that other player scavs dont care

ashen folio
#

What servers are u on

potent sun
#

west coast

ashen folio
#

Makes sense

potent sun
#

wtf does that mean

ashen folio
#

Everyone a pussy bitch in na

potent sun
#

LMAO

#

"only na servers shoot other player scavs:

#

ok

ashen folio
#

Yes

potent sun
#

europoor mentality

ashen folio
#

Poob why so mad man

potent sun
#

classic

potent sun
ashen folio
#

No the other poob smooth brain

potent sun
#

oh ok

ashen folio
#

Wdym europoor? Europe is better than usa

potent sun
#

ok

ashen folio
potent sun
#

poop fart ass

potent sun
ashen folio
#

Asia

#

Kek

potent sun
#

explains a lot

#

where in asia

ashen folio
#

I think

#

Its called

#

Myanmar, idk you've probably never heard of it

potent sun
#

burma

#

ive heard of myanmar lol

#

funny usa education joke

#

never gets old

#

burma has a cool flag tbh

ashen folio
#

Of course not cuz its true

potent sun
#

i bet burmese education is great but thats neither here nor there

ashen folio
#

I never said i was from burma

potent sun
#

myanmar

#

same thing

ashen folio
#

Oh yeah i forgot americans call other countries random shit than what the world calls it

potent sun
#

who cares bro

#

how much better would you feel if all of america called burma myanmar

#

because we talk about burma soooooo much

ashen folio
#

Cuz its the offical name of the country

potent sun
#

ok the official name of america is the United States of America but do you call it that every time

ashen folio
#

Because the whole world does

#

And everyone knows it

#

No one knows if you say burma

#

Because only Americans use it

#

The same as the imperial system

potent sun
#

why would i ever talk to like a british person and talk about burma

ashen folio
#

Idk man ur kinda sus

potent sun
#

bro your country literally uses imperial

ashen folio
#

Im not even from Myanmar lmao

potent sun
#

gay dick and balls!

late steppe
#

Sus

ashen folio
#

If i was id be on the streets starving

ashen folio
#

Gamgin

potent sun
ashen folio
#

God i love that vid

late steppe
ashen folio
#

Especially funny If u speak german

prime yacht
#

i somehow didnt die

#

black thorax lol

ashen folio
#

Lol

prime yacht
#

also

#

killed someone who had a 33 total dura korund

#

lik

potent sun
#

wtf i found a graphics card in power station

prime yacht
#

how it get so lwo

late steppe
#

Le problema

potent sun
#

didnt know they spawn in there

ashen folio
#

Etf

#

I accidentally tagged someone

prime yacht
#

also

#

its 3 am on a school night

#

see ya

ashen folio
#

Wtf u doing

prime yacht
#

idk

#

i wasnt tired

#

i slept in yesterday ig

prime yacht
#

i was vibin to songs from the early 2010s

#

its fun

ashen folio
#

NOOOOOOO MONKE

prime yacht
#

poor monke

late steppe
#

Bro new songs nowadays are so ass

#

It's all the same

prime yacht
#

yea

#

freakin

#

treasure by bruno mars is playing rn lol

ashen folio
#

Shawty like a melody

prime yacht
#

yt music moment

potent sun
#

GOD

#

DAMNIT

ashen folio
#

Just open osu and listen to all the anime songs and go clinically insane

potent sun
#

this game doesn’t want me to win

#

i can’t

late steppe
#

Oppa gangnam style

potent sun
#

agreed

ashen folio
#

Kppop

potent sun
#

i find a graphics card in the power station, i run to emercom, and a player scav one taps me with a mosin and i die

prime yacht
#

Naw

potent sun
#

i’m going to cry

prime yacht
#

That sucks

ashen folio
#

Wtf how did mario do that

potent sun
#

3 times in a row i find either a graphics card or tetriz on scav interchange and i die

late steppe
#

Yo speedrun glitch

ashen folio
#

What's ur sr @potent sun

potent sun
#

22% on my pmc

ashen folio
#

HAHAHAHA

#

The dog

potent sun
#

i think

#

why

ashen folio
#

Wta

#

Watarr

potent sun
robust pewter
potent sun
ashen folio
#

@robust pewter bruh u cant post that

#

Delete that shit

#

Wtf u doing

#

I didn't need to see a deer get shot

potent sun
#

it’s a deer

undone creek
#

its fucked

ashen folio
#

Its a living being

potent sun
#

LMAO ok

#

y’all are babies

undone creek
#

its kinda messed up bro

potent sun
#

“it’s a living being”

robust pewter
#

you play a game where you shoot and kill people

potent sun
#

^

robust pewter
#

a real deer is too much

undone creek
#

these arent real lol

ashen folio
#

Ok but its not real is it

potent sun
#

they get hunted literally every day

robust pewter
#

they taste great too

potent sun
#

imagine being so sheltered you think a deer getting shot is “fucked”

ashen folio
#

Yes but you cant post it here

late steppe
#

Deer was a paid actor

soft pier
prime yacht
#

They taste good

robust pewter
potent sun
prime yacht
#

But he wasn't gonna eat that thing

undone creek
#

??? isnt that nsfw

ashen folio
#

Trust me, im not sheltered

potent sun
#

yeah you def are lmao

ashen folio
#

But you cant post that on discord, youre fonna get banned

potent sun
#

if you think that video is so horrific

robust pewter
potent sun
#

discord isn’t a social media platform wtf lmao

potent sun
ashen folio
#

I dont think its horrific, it doesnt belong here at least, post gore all you want, child porn whatever idc, just dont post it in an offical server

robust pewter
#

i clicked on this chat and thought we were just posting random vids

#

lmao

potent sun
#

LOL

undone creek
#

comparing it to tarkov is like comparing shooting someone irl to shooting someone in tarkov

potent sun
#

“it’s ok to post child porn but not in an official game server dude.”

#

jesus christ

robust pewter
#

^ bruh wtf

ashen folio
#

I never said that

undone creek
#

he means he just doesnt wanna see it

potent sun
#

“post gore all you want, child porn idc”

#

hmmmmm

robust pewter
#

"just not on an official game server"

ashen folio
#

I said you could post whatever, just don't so it in public or where i can see it

robust pewter
#

"you can dm me the porn thats ok just dont post it here"

soft pier
#

Yikes

ashen folio
#

Yiles

soft pier
#

Yes yiles

potent sun
#

“you HAVE to post it in the designated channel dude”

robust pewter
#

my bad wheres the child-nsfw channel

undone creek
soft pier
#

Bruh you arent using #deer-getting-shot

potent sun
#

“the cp channel is down the hall and to the right”

undone creek
#

shame. just shame

potent sun
#

Issue?

undone creek
#

no

potent sun
#

Exactly.

undone creek
#

yes

potent sun
#

yeah idk what the big issue is

#

it’s an animal

soft pier
#

Its only one guy getting upset

agile dew
#

I did not mean to quote that

undone creek
#

i just dont like things gettin shot irl

potent sun
#

pussy

undone creek
#

:( hurt my feelies

potent sun
#

“i don’t like loud bang”

soft pier
#

Or is it 2, im not sure

robust pewter
#

neither do i i just think the video is funny

#

in a dark way

#

cus i know people who would do that shit lol

wraith oriole
#

na video isnt funny

ashen folio
#

Its not really funny but alright, its a redneck getting mad for a deer that hit his truck and shoots it

#

Whats funny

undone creek
agile dew
#

As long as he eats it it’s fine. How is a deer getting shot different from millions of cows being raised in a 3x6 box for the sole purpose of being slaughtered?

wraith oriole
#

not because its fucked up its just not funny

potent sun
robust pewter
potent sun
#

watch out guys

undone creek
#

tis i

potent sun
#

beanman7 laying the funny law down

wraith oriole
#

yeah say it in court loser

#

get in the cor

ashen folio
agile dew
#

Killing things isn’t funny but doesn’t mean it’s wrong

potent sun
#

tell it to my lawyer dude

potent sun
soft pier
#

You have all been charged for "having a different opinion", life sentence

undone creek