#eft-chat-2
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none fir, clearly a noob
You wont delete one rn
ill fence one 
Send it
Switch you’re a shitter, delete the slicks
gib slick
thanks @spark cobalt
gib money pls bsg
i have wore a slick plate one time
it fenced
pls gib slicc
overpriced still
not terrible
nah
Damn
cheaper than the barter
Not bad
first wipe gang
Bruh I’m prolly gonna get on Tarkov in a few hours
I was vibing on siege last wipe take me back

I need that fenced slick
started this wipe gangggg
same
i played half of the last wipe and i liked running around with a ulach slick
My lack of rubles is def because i didnt do bc farm
I played like 4 weeks of last wipe
I joined 6 days into this wipe
switch we should play 
I did a makarov run with a slick
my friend got saiga buckshot from a gluhar guard from white knight to black knight 
That was last wipe
when I was new I used to play with music on lmao
It's 6;41 am here
the good old days
Can I hurt myself for wasting my slick when I was new
6:41am gang
341am
damn early riser
12:41 pm gang

11:41 gang
normal sleep schedule gang
Sleep is pog
would be nice
I SLEPT 10+ HOURS
I get plenty
and I'm not ready
I sleep like 8 hours
to play EFT
my thicc case is looking better now atleast
My body begins to shutdown at 11pm
All nighter??
bro fucking prepare
I believe
go to sleep
Dude im hyped lowkey
love to hear it
Damn lucky boy. Go get ready
@spark cobalt it was 80/80
what
I bought an 80/80 one from fence
wtf
fence another damaged one and see what happens @spark cobalt
lmao good try

I bought 7 gpus for 120k from fence
No they were less
i hardly die with slicks surprisingly
Rat rig gang
its weird I have gear fear where I have meta guns off people and build my own ones
i guess not surprisingly tho
how
Just take stock m1a
teach
still 21/100
Why go sass
better
@blazing inlet because recoil with stock is dogshit
No point if killa farming
this is like 150k
Yeah I guess
a 308 mdr is more eco
wilston barter makes SASS free

and 68 recoil
mdr is 90k rn
yeah, if 308 mdrs are cheap I'll run em
oh
well was last night
I buy mdr when below 80k
mdr is nice
556 mdr is ass
with canted and wave it looks so clean
canted
I havent used a fal in a while actually

All black drip
spare keela guns
B25 grip 🤢
mfs putting canted sight on mdr
b25u is nice af 
canted is good
b25 looks so good
but I just have rk-2 because I have like 50 of them
Dildo on mdr 🤢
I have 5 off people I need to use them
bro shut your ass up
you're one of those people who would quit rather than use a gl-40
That gun had been abused
Anyone trying to play rn?
mesa SA smh my head
sorry bro bit early for me
Bruh I’m too poor to gl gang
and its the b25u
gaming commences in a few hours
@spark cobalt you gotta use the IR laser+ flashlight combo
@muted marten mesa is very nice
physics teacher not gonna wait for me to play tarkov
Mesa fal WeirdChamp
Bro
the ultimate loadout
i hate flashlight
- 1 ifak inside my rig
flashlight is good
but flashlights are good for dark spots
for pushes
Man
makes your head invisible
🛌
chipotle dont sound too bad
bro dont remind me
ew max strength
burritos go off
Bro canada doesnt have chipotle from what i know
we dont have chipotle and shit here
keeeeeeela i am coming for youuuuuuuuu
but there is this place near that has good fucking burritos
Burritos fucking slap
pork, refried, rice, lettuce, cheese, salsa, guac, sour cream and hot sauce
probably automad
Hungry moment
might order one for lunch tbh
that sounds good
beef onyon lettuce burrito
Onio
with additional cheese
we have taco bell here but it sucks fat ass in my opinion
we have tacobell here
The big onio is good onio
but its got a different name
fast food taco bell sucks ass lmao
the cinamon curls they got are gross
Okay so hear me out
no
and the tacos are ok
Taco bell isn't supposed to be good
yes
it isnt
It's supposed to be fast food that hits the spot quickly
People eat Taco Bell
^
ugh its raining
Mc Donald’s is ok
dudes really in 2020 thinking taco bell good tho
do I go labs instead of interchange
mcdonalds fries slap
But zilla has a point
DUDE Don's nuggets slap
with my keeela loadout
True switch
nuggets and fries slap
ok hear me out
mcflurry too
or coke zero if the machine is broke
Dons fish nuggets were nice
Vanilla shake gang
not bad
Damn
and chocolate thiccshake
the machine is always fucking broken
Milkshakes are double pog
like don fix your machine
My don's machines have NEVER had broken Shake/icecream machines
zilla doesnt sound like hes order from mcdonalds what the fuck
So like
Self serve machine touchscreen
EASIEST clap of my life
Zombie has deifiantely never been to mcdonalds
is always broken
he only eats high class
12 bucks wtf
idk bout you but i want some five guys
if u u guys ever get a jr chicken from dons
venezuelean mcdonalds
Zilla is a high class citizen
Ask them to put thai sauce on it
its so expesnive tho
Fire fire fire
5 guys is sooo good
yes but
true
just order McGangbang
maccas has some good things
but like 20£ for a mid size meal
but it fr is so fucking good
if you abuse the touchscreen
Kfc tho
omg five guys is so hard
OkChamp
Ok why tho
and they do it
Ok but why?
i think over here its like $12 for the burger alone lmao
tf is wrong with you
KFC chicken is gud
KFC kinda wobbly
popeyes cyhicken
I got a green chip once
topnotch
Ok here me out
Chicken a bit too greasy sometimes
love how bouncy/rubbery the chicken from popeyes is
HOLD up
Im british man we got no fast food
raising canes is good
What backwards kfc did you go to
Raising canes?
dunno how u make fried chicken dry and bouncy/rubbery
FUCKING HELL
yes
interchange is so dark
but fuck dry chicken
I wanted more chick fil a
I clapped 2 kids
Bruh I ain’t never had church chicken
but the third with the sa-58 got me
chick fil a slapped
talking about other places

shame its gone now
yeah i know
dunno how u can make dry chickne
but thats what im saying
try raising canes
Yes
popeyes is always wet and rubbery or whatever
I have to switch servers
Bro my town is getting a fucking PIZZA hut
smth about how the owners were funding dodgy groups
and man ive heard good things
pizza hut is delish
pizza hut pgood
ordet the creamy garlic parmesan sauce
pizza hut is ghetto pizza
i still prefer dominos
its bad
Pizza Hut is for higher beings
youll never want marinara again
I’m gonna hit you
Marinara is dog shit period
personally pref pizzahut over anything cause no one else does creamy garlic parmesan
@muted marten tbh I went to a maccas a week ago
fuck tomatoes
and apart from that I haven't been since mcrib was around
BRO
we never got mcrib
Confirmed Lillia doesn’t like tomatoes
we have it bad
surprisingly like cherry tomatoes or whatever the fuck its called
it was about a year ago I think
Ok so hear me out the Mcrib is apparently ass
i literally had one like a few hours ago
Never had em
its 🆗
cherry tomatoes are decent
tm
the one chicken legend I got was try asf
they're small
you got chicken legend in US?
No
its not straight shit but its not good like the buttermilk crispy chicken
wtf
chicken legend here is the McDonalds staple
we don't have many special fast food stores here
its mostly just the same international ones
idk whats up with china, but every fucking fast food chain has fried chicken, or you find a bunch of kfcs
fried chicken is good though
Yeah not many fast food places here
you can do it yourself at home
Kfc is fairly decent
you french right?
i dont mind kfc
or smth like that
No
oh wait its almost midnight
KFC weird here
my Town has a lot of fast f ood surprisingly
I guess i'm not farming keela
KFC is stab central
later people
burger king LMAO
British kfc is dank
burger king is called hungry jacks in australia
Burger King enjoyer
burger king breakfast sandwiches slap
burger king is ficking disgusting
is kinda dogshit but if you're hungry it'll do
Wrong
but i dont like their normal burgers as much as mcdonalds
the burger king near me smells like piss
Yeah cuz you live in the uk
the BK in my town is down this back street and Im not going down there alone

the only time I eat burger king is if I am in dire need of food
but their bacon burgers used to slap
Ok but
britain actually not to bad
Have you had the roadhouse king?
Knaye what backwards area do you live in
he lives in chadswick
The uk is backwards
told a guy in my school his gucci belt was fake
it was
fake asf
and he got all weird
dude whipped out the diamond detector
if that was america you would've been shot
Man got his life threatened over a fucking belt
Those diamond detector videos are fucking funny brto
I’d rather get shot than stabbed
^^ american spotted
he was a prick
British WeirdChamp
am*rican alert
Shut up Auzzie
nah we are just a merica downgrade
This is happening rn
soundcloud rappers when theyre about to get caught wearing straight shit

Bruh my spelling is dumb
its aussie not auzzie btw
:/
oop
@dusty shard
Chat does not like Youtube links
yeah be careful
Man got automodded
mods love me
ay bruh
Mods think I’m cool
oh no
Fortnite? You mean gay?
Bruh
Bruh
fortnite is so bad
that travis scott event lmao
Bruh?
the fortnite guy
Minecraft bad

hello chilly bear
The enjoyed Fortnite when it wasn’t full of toxic 11 year olds
^
Naw not this time
phew
Oh
💪
Im surprised lmao
Burrito time bro
Burrito poggers
chik fil a
ITS BURRITO TIME
aw
Kfc in places aside from the Uk is based
I have to cross the atlantic to get one now
@muted marten This isnt a shot i promise
I got to go once
lmao
Pepega
there is one guy here I can endure
UK rap is WeirdChamp
Stormzy
Ew
only rapper i know f rom the UK
Mfs listening to stormzt
Not heard of them even once
Whenever i try playing the game after about 30 mins - 1 hour my PC will completely shut off and crash meaning i have to reset my computer, is there any known fix for this?
21 savage was born in london
Stormzy
LOL I FORGOT 21 IS BRITTISH
ikr
Get a better pc
I cant believe he is from london
Or it’s prolly overheating
i have a i5 9600k 1070ti and 16gb ram
Ez clap
is it a name brand ram?
yea corsair
uh
Ye ah I think it’d overheating
maybe get 32gb
fuck
No wtf
corsair is superior
I got 16gb
or turn up the speed of your fans yeah
okay
32 gb you good
ill give it a go ty
i have 32gb
Im not giving my kidneys for computer parts
how
i have chrome open lul
why
itunes 
yeah ik shut up
Using iTunes WeirdChamp
not my choice
spotify gang
Spotify gang rep up
this shit is so ghetto
I have 19 gigs in use for tarkov WTF
Bro u guys know Unknown P?
of ram
Unknown p is killing me rn
the desktop app is so bad
19 Gig's in use
Then show ss
nah no playlist reveal
its so bad
Not based
if I swap to the recommended screen it turns my music off
Knaye I’ll take away your rank as a femboy if you don’t post playlist
my playlist dead asf
never say your a femboy again
also I cant fit 150 songs in one SS
Knaye
yes
I don’t need all of em
why you need any
Just like some or smthn
I don’t
you can click on my pf and see what Im listening to if you actually care lmao
Man
Moment
its seems normal
7am vibes
at least its not blasting lil peep
yeah 
fr
Who listens to lil peep
his voice is nuts
love his shit
I for one don’t
Bro
im surprised his most listened song is lemonade
its not that bad
I have a song that i heard from a friend that slaps
NAV sucks ass
its not but its got NAV in it 
lmao does anyone actually like nav
what is it
Championxiii boo
NAV is just stolen from anyone
@muted marten
uzi juice wrld clone
Ew TikTok
even then i know a few middle eastern dudes that shit on his music lul
Some
a lot of them fr ass tho
But majority of TikTok isn’t based
Yes
tiktok ruins songs
That's true
Half of the shit I’ve seen on TikTok was just teens lip syncing songs with shitty dancing
summed it up perfectly
I don’t even use TikTok yet I summed it up that well
neither do I
lol never get any kids dancing or singing. Get some gross ass hobos blowing snot into their drinks and drinking it.
i have tiktok only cuz my friends use it to send actual funny shit
nothing funny on tiktok
I feel disturbed
america moment
"words that sound bad but arent" dude goes on to say vinegar
and then splits up the word

smh
Where’s the funny
I can’t find it

0%
same
so bored
I gotta relearn space and waves for physics
exam tomorrow
and calculator maths paper
yeah
my dad might be making me stay off so might miss it
then I gotta do it at home
ez
Someone @ me in like 2 hours, or dont. I’m gonna go look for something to do
gl bro
Lol i found a keytool right after this. My thoraxz was on 7 and i survived
What do i do with my docs case now
If it was found in raid holy shit then ez 800k
keep it
doc case is better than keytool
you can put keycards, ssds, intels and diaries inside docs case
only keys in keytool
Ok
why?
anyone trying to join a game but takes you to the main screen?
My scav spawned with a flash drive lol
since when a BEAR can have USUC base clothes ??
also all clothing has voids on it
WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE TO CHEAT 😫
Oh ye nvm. shit people have to get something
No, it's cause they have nothing better to do with their lives so they resort to ruining other people experiences on games.
It is because they want to play the game without actually playing the game to get the good gear so they get mummies credit card
and people cheat to get them the gear and get paid
why is every screenshot so sexy in this game
Because it is a great game and looks great
yes indeed
they did such a great job with the graphics
you can see the laser if you look closely
it just looks so good
btw im a level 8 idk how i got this gun lol headshotted a level 25 PMC into the face with a makarov lol
i just dont feel like i deserve the gun i feel bad for the guy
That is the main way to get good gear take not a lot into a raid and kill a chad and get high tier gear
Good idea. Map knowledge is crucial tbh
Yeah the only problem with that is players play so differently to ai so do as many scav runs as possible to practice without loosing money
Best map for sniping?
Reserve or woods
Ok ill do w oods because i need 15 scav kills anyway
Yeah just sit far away and snip their heads
Woods is fun when nobody brings thermals
Then you kill them cause they miss their first shot and free thermal
hey Chilly
@teal grail got muted, from what I saw his last messages were in #weapon-modding talking about pistols
So I'm not sure why he's muted
He can dm the modmail @calm portal
Full auto mosin.
pkp?
Please no, I still have flashbacks from Hunt: Showdown
Imagine playing that game
pkp baby, run and cry it will come
stirrup is hard
git gud
Yes it sucks
isnt stirrup the 3 pmc pistol quest?
stirrup is just going factory and tappim 3 guys with a 5 7
thats how i did it lol
i need one more kill for grenadier
imagine being able to afford fivesevens and not terrible ammo for them smh
this post was made by m9 gang
x
That's why u press insure all
i found a money case had no space then some fkn chad came and absolutely bombarded me with his full auto 60 round ak
rip
What bad luck in Tarkov does to mf
I got a money case on customs then my mon called me and told me to get off
That’s how I disconnected from a 500k raid
700k is what i see them at :)
the only thing that really makes me excited are docs and wallets, every single one is a shot at that glorious keycard
Ignore the 545 cocksucker
mp7a1
You’d suck 545’s dick wouldn’t you?
rpk is usually around 60k
for 90k you can make a sub 60vert rpk
i would say just mod an m4 a little and use m856a1 and youre good to go
how is 545 meta smh
besides there are no cheap meta guns
i run shitty 545 guns all the time with bt and have gotten meta guns via pvp with them
they're fun and look cool
It’s cost effective
stock rpk has good recoil but 545 is aids anyway so its not worth it
It works for its price
Bet
And they look cool af
You don’t have traders, that’s why
This?
hes like lvl 20 ofc he doesnt
only time i run 545 is the first 1 or 2 weeks into the wipe
Long barrel rpk is for recoil
idk how to build
Yes, it’s ~100k with traders
500k
true xD
But without traders
use vepr hunter with m80 and a pso scope and youre good to go
You can get it between 50-70k
no building requiered
BRUH A steel pot just deflected 6 bullets in a row and he didnt die
What r u talking about Salmon
ive been going VPO with a sniper scope and i get like 3 scav kills each round
raid*
People list long barreled RPKs for the price of short barreled ones
@tired ravine STOP talking about fucking rpks, no one cares, 545 is so bad and it sucks, rpk is shit
6 goddamn bullets within in second i shot at that mans steel helemt
Stay mad
Usually traders make decent rpks cheap af
youre so fucking annoying
Nah
66k for the RPK
34 for the barrels
Bro prapor sells rpk for like 60k
ok but why would you mod an rpk?
so you measure success in scav kills? that's not how it wokrs
Sorry
The barrel costs less than 34k
20k barrel
@frozen pilot hes like lvl 5
Still tho
oh nvm then
How much is the barrel on flea tho
44k
But never buy it
buy these
It’s good for you when you find an rpk with long barrel already
71k for an rpk lol
its hella high rn
Man
use 7.62 mdr and its literally 10x better
how so
7.62 better than 545 in every way possible
it is
M80 slaps just as hard as igolnik, and is cheaper
M80?
m80 is better than bs
38vert m1a KEKW
Budget gun? 100k>
Lmao no
Bro m62 is like $5
100<
That’s like 600 per round
Bs is like 1400 per bullet
5.45 does no flesh and is expensive
i'll forget to aim for the legs
igolnik doesnt even 1 tap raiders
You’re dumb
Even if you did the barter, m62 is still cheaper
It’s like 800
@frozen sedge make it muscle memory
M62 is 600
it's not 800 lol
when you are using bullets that are made for flesh
Ok ill go reserve open marked room And camp prone aiming at their legs

oh yeah forgot about the 10 good barters in the game
Not lower than MDRs
Everything is expensive when you lack traders
yeah but ak's look cooler so like
cheaper bullets and cheaper to mod to make it good
Yeah but unless you have shitty spray control, mdr needs no modding
YOU DONT HAVE TRADERS YOURE LVL 20 OR SOMETHING
And will slap harder than so
And?
You can mod an RPK for less than 20k
its less than 100k to mod an m4 lol
Salmon just get traders then we’ll continue this argument
yeah but ill outgun your rpk with an m4
That’s irrelevant
and youll lose the fight
You’ll see how easy it becomes when you just grind traders
It’s also like twice the price
Duh
yeah but youll get the money back from killing the rpk user like you
Price doesn’t necessarily matter in this case
GL beats M4, that means M4 is shit, don’t use it
???
That’s stupid logic
are you really this dumb?
:/
are you seriously this dumb

Salmon are you ignorant
What’s your argument
Rpk modding is like setting up this ergo only grip, using scope and it's done
Imagine not recommending best cheap gun for players without traders
RAGMAN 2024
yes but when you have money and traders, why would you ever use an ak when you can use an m4?
traders?
Because meta m4 with m995 is overpriced shit
900 per bullet ammo does worse than $5 per bullet ammo.
no?
15 dollars for round that can't pen T6 lmao
You could legit take a stock m1a with m62 and doing a meta rpk user
or a hunter
Imagine using hunter after RFB came out
Yes, you could also take a TOZ, and doink a meta HK user
Must be fun using 10 rounders
What’s your point?
rfb is worse than hunter or m1a
Wish me luck
Bro are you dense?
Reserve with smg
i dont need more than 1 bullet to doink someone with m62
Are you stupid
Bruh, wipe thursday has no idea what he's talking about
True
Clearly 50 recoil difference for 10k is nothing





