eft-chat-2

[ashen folio]

lidna

kinda

[frozen sedge]

Is kindergarten

[prime yacht]

pog

[ashen folio]

nursery

[muted marten]

Im getting fucked lmao

Im getting 6s

[ashen folio]

sick yall have nap time too?

[muted marten]

and some 7s

[prime yacht]

i am passing all my classes

based

actually no

[stable frost]

I took Pre-K as well, but I'm pretty sure Kindergarten isn't something required as well

[prime yacht]

i have 1 13/100 in math

[muted marten]

I pass everything with Bs and a few As

[ashen folio]

I have 6s in everything apart from chem and como Sci

[prime yacht]

i just gotta finish a test

[muted marten]

I get Cs in geography

[ashen folio]

but I'm passing everything rn

[prime yacht]

as long as im passing im hapy

[late steppe]

Finishing my last year of hs

[prime yacht]

last year i had 95-100 in every class

[muted marten]

I dunno lifes weird rn

I leave school this year

[prime yacht]

all honors highschool is hard af

[muted marten]

dunno what Im doing

[prime yacht]

what

[late steppe]

Prob gonna join the army or something after graduate

[muted marten]

same

[prime yacht]

how u leave school

[muted marten]

huh

[prime yacht]

im in school

[muted marten]

I CAN leave school

[prime yacht]

till 2024

[muted marten]

Imma do 2 more years

[prime yacht]

like CANT leave

[frozen sedge]

7hrs on tarkov pog

[late steppe]

Your grade 9?

[muted marten]

I could leave and join the army in 6 months

[prime yacht]

afk on laptop

[stable frost]

You 14 as well? Bro team up

[prime yacht]

me? yes

yeah im 14

and under 100 pounds

[muted marten]

rise up

[prime yacht]

based?

[muted marten]

15 gang

[stable frost]

2024 gang

[prime yacht]

2024 gang

[muted marten]

2023 gang

[late steppe]

Class of 2024 😈😈

[ashen folio]

I might do an apprenticeship but idk yet

[muted marten]

Im doing A levels

then either army

or whatever

[ashen folio]

no idea

[stable frost]

I mean I don't see why not persue College especially in Britian

[muted marten]

wanna do armour or AAC

[ashen folio]

I've wanted to do armour for the longest time but I think I'd rather go airforce now tbh

[muted marten]

probably uni aswell

[late steppe]

I was thinking either armour or infantry

[stable frost]

Perhaps I don't understand the whole thing, but free education would for sure push to do something Engineer related

[prime yacht]

ill probably go to eu for college

[muted marten]

I cant join air force I dont think

[prime yacht]

i have citizenship and its cheap

[ashen folio]

I think airforce gives you more transferable skills

[prime yacht]

i could prob do airfroce

[ashen folio]

I can

[stable frost]

Military makes sense for the US because you can get Scholarships or get your college payed off for service

[prime yacht]

i have 20/20 visoon

[muted marten]

I have Mr Beast disease

[ashen folio]

even with glasses because it goes up to thst sweet 20/20

[muted marten]

yeah I can barter for free uni

[prime yacht]

femboy disease?

[muted marten]

through the army

nah fr I have Mr beast disease

[prime yacht]

7 chainlets and a teapot?

[muted marten]

google it

[stable frost]

So Uni isn't free in Britain?

[muted marten]

nah

[prime yacht]

IRRITABLE BOWL SYNDROME

based?

[stable frost]

So what education is free?

[prime yacht]

i think my grandma has that

[muted marten]

High school

[ashen folio]

everything up to uni

[muted marten]

most college

then uni aint

[prime yacht]

bruh

its like

40k for a year of shit college

in us

its fucked

[muted marten]

I might be able to do army air core

[late steppe]

Expensive

[muted marten]

dk about air force

and I cant swim so fuck the navy

[stable frost]

Scholarships and Community Colleges severely reduce cost

[prime yacht]

ill probably try for a scholarship or live in the eu

[late steppe]

Canadian Airforce fucking sucks

[prime yacht]

germany seems cool

[muted marten]

if I cant join military Imma be sad asf

[prime yacht]

canadians fucking suck

[muted marten]

its been my hope since I was like 8 years old

[prime yacht]

i HATE canadians

[late steppe]

We got old ass f18's and shitb

[prime yacht]

except for drippy

[stable frost]

Canada has cool skiing spots tho

[prime yacht]

drippy is based

[ashen folio]

my uncle is still in the SBS lul

gotta live up to thst somehow

[prime yacht]

but that is the landmass not the people 😉

[stable frost]

Fair

[muted marten]

yoooooo

[late steppe]

I hate our government

[muted marten]

wtf

[late steppe]

Trudeau is poo poo

[muted marten]

your uncle a royal marine?

[ashen folio]

got in through signals intelligence in the marinest

yeah

[prime yacht]

"national public television network in Australia" @ashen folio ?

[late steppe]

That's pretty cool

[muted marten]

nah special boat service

[prime yacht]

he is public television man?!!?!?

[frozen sedge]

I have to learn Irish and its actual aids

[muted marten]

like navy seals but less insane

[ashen folio]

special boat service

[prime yacht]

cool

sounds interesing

[ashen folio]

like the sas but with boats

[lean cypress]

are servers still fucked?

[stable frost]

It's different? I thought it was just English lmao

[prime yacht]

my uncle was in afghanastan for a bit

[ashen folio]

he's been all around

[frozen sedge]

No no its way different

[prime yacht]

they always are

[ashen folio]

but most of the shit is 🤐

[muted marten]

my grandpa fixed nuclear bombers

[prime yacht]

yo did u see the streets thing

jay

[lean cypress]

[ashen folio]

nope

[prime yacht]

its pretty cool

[late steppe]

My grandpa was a soldier during WW2 fought for Caen and surrounding areas against SS units

[lean cypress]

anyone for interchange duo?

[prime yacht]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRkq046jqDE&ab_channel=Battlestate

that

[frozen sedge]

The grammar in Irish is completely different in English, You say everything the opposite way and if you want to say Im starving,You basically say "The hunger of the world is on me" it makes no sense

[prime yacht]

lol

[stable frost]

The fuck lmao

[muted marten]

this is fucked

Im meant to be studying

[stable frost]

^

[late steppe]

Go study

[muted marten]

and Im sat here at 10pm listening to slowed and reverb songs

and typing in discord

[stable frost]

Deadass said I wouldn't hop onto discord yet I'm here

[prime yacht]

go study go study

[prime yacht]

same

https://tenor.com/view/peter-deadpool2-ascii-gi-ffor-cli-ready-gif-12000378

[frozen sedge]

And the translator on google for english to irish is incorrect its so fucked

[prime yacht]

@frozen sedge u still brok

[muted marten]

try learning welsh

that shit tough

[prime yacht]

isnt that like

[muted marten]

I gave up

[prime yacht]

stupid english

[muted marten]

let down the family

[frozen sedge]

Kinda 200k but i have junk scavbox

[prime yacht]

learn german

its cool

[muted marten]

nah

fuck language

[late steppe]

Ik some German

[muted marten]

I communicate in morse code

[frozen sedge]

german is complicated af

[prime yacht]

pog

the ks23 is so op lol

me and jay ratted reserve with it

multiple kills every raid

i still have like a box of star slugs

anyone wanna trade star for something

[frozen sedge]

Ill give you pst gzh?

16 per star,Deal?

[prime yacht]

pog maybe

how much is star slugs rn lol

[muted marten]

poghaps

[prime yacht]

cant u only get like

3 a restock

lol

im crafting 2 junkboxes of w parts

[muted marten]

yawk yawk yawk

[frozen sedge]

I killed a guy and he had a 75 drum mag full of igolnik and i dropped it

[prime yacht]

sad

[frozen sedge]

Indeed on flea rn its like 1.4k each

[ashen folio]

i killed reshala and all of the bodyguards ai decided to just

push

[prime yacht]

lol

[ashen folio]

they all walked out of the stronghold

and we got raped

[prime yacht]

i killed him with shotgun once

[muted marten]

get fucked

his guards are weird asf

[prime yacht]

should i just take 153 with ap20 and rat rig to reserve

for glucose hunt

[muted marten]

like a nade makes them go NUTS

[frozen sedge]

Gluhar is aimbot man

[ashen folio]

yep

[muted marten]

like insane

they just dip towards you

[frozen sedge]

He shoots you through hedges

[prime yacht]

hes the last quest i have other then finishing guide

[frozen sedge]

Big L

[muted marten]

yeah glukhar is glukhar

[prime yacht]

thats sanitar at cottages lol

[muted marten]

I dont fuck with glukhar

[frozen sedge]

Glukhar is a big scary man

[muted marten]

a man of mass

[prime yacht]

v

v

[muted marten]

anyway gn

[prime yacht]

gn

[frozen sedge]

gn

[muted marten]

@prime yacht 😘

[late steppe]

Good night

[prime yacht]

can u see my messages before they get autommed?

[lean cypress]

I just thought I fucked a pmc up with a HMG on reserve

[prime yacht]

lol

[lean cypress]

then I got insta tapped by another raider from 100m

[prime yacht]

p(o)g

(un)pog

[lean cypress]

feelsbadman

[frozen sedge]

i went to shoreline with my mate and i found a gpu while he found a tetris. Not found in raid. I walked past the fkn tetris

[prime yacht]

lol

and a tetriz is worht more

[frozen sedge]

Ik then we got fucked by a guy sitting on the balcony

[prime yacht]

bitcoin is unstonking sad

[muted marten]

FORGOT TO COLLECT BTC

[prime yacht]

lol

[muted marten]

aight we back

[prime yacht]

well

i gtg for dinner

[muted marten]

gotta chase the tarkov bag

[lean cypress]

servers are still fucking aids

[frozen sedge]

ok bye

[muted marten]

@prime yacht gn king

[strange iris]

anyone else getting hilariously gangbanged by 300 ping raids

[lean cypress]

yes

time to do pistol runs cause fuck this

[frozen sedge]

Aha pistol runs, My habitat

More like hatchet runs actually

[lean cypress]

fed up to shit with tarkov today

unreal

I kill a guy and then some guy comes speedwarping back to me and shoots 20 bullets in 1 second

didn't even realize I am completely out of money

4k roubles left

[frozen sedge]

200k rubles 😄

I have a beefed up Adr though

I think its called that

[lean cypress]

adr?

[frozen sedge]

Semi-auto

Hdr

?

[lean cypress]

adar?

[frozen sedge]

Yeah

lmao

[lean cypress]

I have tons of weapons left but just no liquid money

[frozen sedge]

I killed some mega beefed up guy and he had so much shit.

[lean cypress]

I realized cause I wasn't able to insure my pistol 😂

[frozen sedge]

I was overweight with two broken hands. Tremor and i still killed two more and extracted. He had some helmet worth 150k

[muted marten]

which one?

[lean cypress]

which helmet is that then

[frozen sedge]

Wait ill load into tarkov quickly

[lean cypress]

must be like an airframe or smin

or the EXFIL

[muted marten]

maybe exfil yeah

[frozen sedge]

Airframe i think

Ill double check

[lean cypress]

I got one of those new grey helmets the other day

with the lvl 2 face shield on an arm

[muted marten]

caiman

[frozen sedge]

And he had body armour worth 90k or something

[lean cypress]

and an additional layer of lvl 4 head armor on the outside

is it the caiman? thought it's named differently

[muted marten]

nah caiman

it sucks

[lean cypress]

the double lvl 4 is good

[muted marten]

so overpriced

[lean cypress]

the face shield and mandibles are worthless

[muted marten]

a decked out caiman is more than altyn to traders

like wtf

[tepid pewter]

we'll never know its usefulness without knowing its exact ricochet chance

[muted marten]

still not worth it

it stupid overpriced

[lean cypress]

the other day I laughed so hard

some altyn guy came sprinting towards me and I was doing a mosin quest (reserve bunker of all places)

I shot him right between the eyes

[tepid pewter]

lps gzh?

[lean cypress]

yep

[prime yacht]

lol

[lean cypress]

he dropped like a fucking brick

[tepid pewter]

18% chance

nice

[lean cypress]

really?

[prime yacht]

Wow

[tepid pewter]

yes

[lean cypress]

I thought it always pens

[tepid pewter]

18% for lps gzh

[prime yacht]

Why no chops on airframe

[lean cypress]

if there ever was a "sit the fuck down" moment it was that

[muted marten]

maybe he didnt have traders

[prime yacht]

Use SNB for mosin

[muted marten]

airframe chops so expensive on flea

[prime yacht]

1 taps any head

[lean cypress]

I do nowadays

but that was 20 lvls ago

[prime yacht]

He got it off a dude

[muted marten]

yeah the dude

[lean cypress]

300 ping

woo

[muted marten]

then again PK has chops barter

and multi hit

[prime yacht]

I think he said he was like l40

@muted marten GO TO BED

[muted marten]

so he should have them both

I am

[prime yacht]

GO TO BED

[muted marten]

finishing this song

[ashen folio]

gpx

[prime yacht]

Go to bed

[muted marten]

ik

[prime yacht]

Get off phone

[muted marten]

but he might not

[lean cypress]

instant crash

[muted marten]

Im not on phone

[lean cypress]

woop woop

[tepid pewter]

airframe chops is like 20k wtf

[lean cypress]

happy I only brought a pistol

[muted marten]

ON FLEA

[prime yacht]

Yeah

[muted marten]

AHHHH

[prime yacht]

From barter

[muted marten]

gn

[prime yacht]

On flea they 80-140

[prime yacht]

gn again

[muted marten]

fr this time

knackered

[lean cypress]

it's insane how much face shields cost on flea

[ashen folio]

fr

[lean cypress]

then again I've never found one in raid

what's fr

[ashen folio]

multi hit one for like airframe and shit is so overpriced its like 200k id rather use the storm trooper tbh

[prime yacht]

yes

[lean cypress]

just buy from peacekeeper

[prime yacht]

No coom stain

[lean cypress]

or whoever sells it

[ashen folio]

i do but if i didnt have pk maxed i would just use storm trooper

[lean cypress]

have to spend those dollars on something amirite

[real cobalt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qssq635Mn7k&t=4s

watch this shit

[prime yacht]

lol

[ashen folio]

m62

[frozen sedge]

Gn

[lean cypress]

why is a five-seven so satisfying

[celest kiln]

sounds are cool :3

glock 17 suppressed is the one for me

[ashen folio]

sounds balla af and its the best pistol fischer and shrimp are cool too but the 57 is special

[lean cypress]

5-7 pens lvl 5 right? (not reliably, but small chance?)

or I should say the S[whatever]193 ammo

[ashen folio]

it can pen class 6 but very low chance

[lean cypress]

borked

[ashen folio]

only pens up until class 4 reliably like every other pistol

[lean cypress]

well with the introduction of 7N31 that has changed

[ashen folio]

well uh 7n31 cant pen class 4 reliably so not really

[lean cypress]

you sure? I thought lvl 5 was even reliable

[ashen folio]

nope only has 39 pen

[celest kiln]

39 is close enough in my books xD

[lean cypress]

pretty reliable

[prime yacht]

Much more reliable then ss190 lol

[ashen folio]

yeah but it can still be stopped by tier 4

not much more but yes more reliable

same reason people use m61 instead of m62 m62 works fine but sometimes doesnt pen tier6 but its budget and you can get a lot of it

[prime yacht]

yeah

M62 is half the price and no one uses t6 lol

[celest kiln]

some times its more consistant to take the 100% pen

[ashen folio]

^

[celest kiln]

reliable is nice but who would turn down guarantee

me thats who lol

[tepid pewter]

i never run into t6 and even then m62 has decent chance to 2 tap slick anyways

[celest kiln]

just wait for T7 get in

[ashen folio]

m993 gang

[tepid pewter]

theres no t7

m993 for extract camping emercom

[ashen folio]

m993 is useless change my mind

[prime yacht]

super fast

good for snipe

[ashen folio]

m62 and m61 are good enough if you care about speed so much use 556

[celest kiln]

i only care about variety

[prime yacht]

what if people wanna use there baby the dvl

yes it is

[ashen folio]

m62

[prime yacht]

slow

tracer 🤢

[ashen folio]

shot adjusting

[prime yacht]

shot hitting 😳

tarkov moment

[ashen folio]

shot missing 🇪🇪

used the lag scope probably got shot at with ks23 lag slugs

[prime yacht]

valday cringe

pso based

or kmz ip69/59

[ashen folio]

you aint putting a nf on a hunter? cringe

[prime yacht]

nightforce?

who said nightforce

aaaaaaaaaaaa

i have so much afk time

is 50 dura killa still pog

[ashen folio]

any killa is pog

[prime yacht]

grabbed a killa that repaired to 50.2 for like 180k from fence

lol

stonks

[ashen folio]

how much too repair?

[prime yacht]

30k

[ashen folio]

stonks

[prime yacht]

how is aqua constantly broke

(((the streamer)))

[stable frost]

Cause he plays bad

It's like like watching a lvl 15

[ashen folio]

and he wiped his account

[stable frost]

It's amazing

[ashen folio]

isnt he lvl 15?

[stable frost]

He was broke before then

[ashen folio]

oh

[stable frost]

Well I mean as in first wipe fresh player

[ashen folio]

i think he just doesnt liquidize any of his shit

[celest kiln]

cause he is having fun

[stable frost]

That too

[prime yacht]

yes

[celest kiln]

why liquidize when you can use it lol

[prime yacht]

hes so hypocritical sometimes lul

its funny tho

ks23 op< uses it

[ashen folio]

because maybe its something you dont wanna use so you can sell and get something you do want

[celest kiln]

he plays the game how i thought the game would be xP

[prime yacht]

gl stupid op<runs on factory

when i started i didnt think a gl would be usable in cqc lol

map to map will be so fun

https://external-preview.redd.it/dxFh3RFUK8OiB1ntJSLC-WupAfIMvKjCy0Rtytdoxao.jpg?auto=webp&s=79a374e2eb0cd672635a7005c94467e09e771110

[celest kiln]

i am very interested to see the implementation, the mechanics that they will have to add to make it work and how players will change

[prime yacht]

yea

did u know you can see streets from woods?

[ashen folio]

yes

[celest kiln]

cool i did not, but i do know we can see other map in different ones

[ashen folio]

you can also see customs

[prime yacht]

https://clips.twitch.tv/HedonisticPlumpCakeBrainSlug

pretty cool

[ashen folio]

youve been able to see streets for a while now im pretty sure

[prime yacht]

never knew about it till now

i wanna see someone go to the roof of inter lol

[celest kiln]

i never bothered to check lol

[prime yacht]

i knew you could see stuff like shoreline from reserve and i think you can see inter from woods

[ashen folio]

i use to go in raid with max visibility so i just always saw the scyscraper

[prime yacht]

lol

[celest kiln]

i dont use max my PC cannot handle it pepehands

[prime yacht]

i did max everything once

i got

20-40 fps

[ashen folio]

my pc use too until 12.8 ruined it

[prime yacht]

on factory

lmao

[ashen folio]

i got like 30fps max everything on interchange once

[upper nest]

dudes

[prime yacht]

what

what

'

[upper nest]

do thermal gogles exist?

in game

[prime yacht]

yes

T7

they cost 10 mil

[upper nest]

if yes, what is the most beefy helmet i can buy that i can atach them to?

[prime yacht]

and are fun

bad fov

but still a thermal on your face

lol

https://escapefromtarkov.gamepedia.com/T-7_Thermal_Goggles_with_Night_Vision_Mounts

[upper nest]

what helmet tho?

would be best

[prime yacht]

any helm with mount

probably additional armor bastion so u can put it in secure

[stable frost]

^

[prime yacht]

or a airframe

they 10k usd

irl

according to this site

http://www.federalsensors.com/tig-7-thermal-goggle-p/01t7.htm

[upper nest]

okay so whats the strongest helmet in game that can do thermal gogles and a beefy visor? headset is not needed, i just blast music when playing tarkov :p

[prime yacht]

fast MT can take a level 2 visor

that goes with nvg

and airframe can take a level 3 jaws and ears protector

[ashen folio]

@upper nest idk caiman ig or airframe

[upper nest]

what about vulcan 5?

can it do gogles + visor?

[prime yacht]

no

cant wear any visors with nvg

except for stormtrooper mask

[upper nest]

OHHH

so if i wanna go visor + gogles my only option is stormtrooper eh?

[prime yacht]

if you want eyes protection then yes

all it will stop is buckshot lol

[upper nest]

hmm then idk

thermal would be nice

[ashen folio]

just go with bastion

[upper nest]

but if i cant protect my face then rip

[ashen folio]

the thermal might protect you ive been shot in the face with nvgs on and it didnt do anything

[upper nest]

btw do scavs not see at night? sine they are bots i wonder if rules aply to them like light

[ashen folio]

yes they dont

they have flashlights tho

they will blind you

[prime yacht]

they dont see well

[upper nest]

ah

well

[prime yacht]

flashlight doesnt affect thermal

[upper nest]

^

unless its IR

[ashen folio]

ik im talking about nvgs

[prime yacht]

nothing affects thermal

other then glass

[ashen folio]

and wet rocks

dont forget

[prime yacht]

and rivers

bright hot rivers

[ashen folio]

boiling hot rivers

[upper nest]

lol

too bad im poor or id love thermal gogles irl

[prime yacht]

lol

i did that with zagstin

one saved me once

i got 2 heavys and 3 lgihts then popped it

it was cool

am i helping 🙂

[slender cairn]

Thank You !!! Last one was pretty good but didn't plan for future wipes trying to correct that this time

[prime yacht]

cool

this is all prices that would sell for good right now

very early wipe all prices are really messed up

[languid heath]

My monitor gonna drive me crazy

Every couple weeks it'll randomly reset the refresh rate to 60hz and won't let me go to 144hz without restarting the pc

Luckily it's immediately noticeable when it happens

[ashen folio]

I think you should threaten your monitor by saying youre gonna pull its life support

[teal grail]

damn, sot looking good

[stiff matrix]

Dat LexOh dealership..

[upper nest]

huh

can the flir rs-32 be mounted as a monocular yet?

in the desc of it there is written that it can be... but with what parts tho?

[ashen folio]

wtf is going on
im getting dead servers every raid with all of europe selected

[prime yacht]

Cause everyone is playing other stuff ig

[ashen folio]

i didnt imagine all of tarkovs player base would go play cp2077 jesus

[normal wyvern]

I hate how people call it cp2077 jeez

[ashen folio]

why

im not typing the full thing

[normal wyvern]

Cp is a short for something else

[upper nest]

same here

cp is that pokemon curency we know

[normal wyvern]

Jesus christ

[spark cobalt]

cp

[ashen folio]

cheese pizza

[upper nest]

^

[spark cobalt]

uh

child prawn

like baby shrimp

[upper nest]

carrot pinaple

[spark cobalt]

🙂

[upper nest]

cum pirate

yes thats the best one

[ashen folio]

cyber penis

[upper nest]

ooo

wait what does this have to do with tarkov? we aint on off topic chat

[ashen folio]

we're talking about how everyone left this game for cp

im only getting dead servers labs included

[upper nest]

id leave too butt my dl is at 78% and its downloading sooooo slowwwwww

[ashen folio]

im waiting for fitgirl repack

[upper nest]

why? codex and cpy alrdy got two versions out

codex even has tarkov lol

[ashen folio]

idk i like fitgirl plus do the others repack?

or is it 60gb

[upper nest]

59gb

[ashen folio]

yeah fit is 35

im not in a hurry so wtv

[upper nest]

whats the ID for rubbles in tarkov

(id example "5df7b9abef12bf7a2524385f")

[stable frost]

Someone with good intents will for sure need to know that

[upper nest]

i could find it out in 10 mins by hand sifting files :p but im waaayyyy too lazy

[prime yacht]

I have 2077 terabytes of cp

It's a big game😳

[stable frost]

Cyberpunk isn't that big

[prime yacht]

In 8k resolution it adds up quick

[upper nest]

annd thats why im buying an ssd just to instal the game on, a whole ssd dedicated just to a game lmao

[teal grail]

@prime yacht damn bro, relatable

[prime yacht]

yes

Being a discord mod is hard

That shit piles up fast

I made skeek mald

[upper nest]

you know whats harder? playing tarkov, and games in general with no scroll wheel (broke mine after a 10 second rage sesion)

[prime yacht]

sad

[stable frost]

I mean I don't use my scroll wheel in Tarkov, except maybe in my hideout

[prime yacht]

I never rage

[stable frost]

I never rage to a degree where I break shit

[prime yacht]

You gain nothing by doing that

[upper nest]

neither did i, then i got a gf :p

[stable frost]

I just slap my hands, vibe to music and say I'm shit at the game and load into a new match

[prime yacht]

I tend to just sink farther into my chair and load into another one

Sometimes I'll watch a clip back to see how I died

[upper nest]

i hope claymores or landmines players can place will be added to tarkov... would make the game more fun and add potential to record fun trolling

[stable frost]

And to see the discord and forums fill with people crying about it for a month

[upper nest]

yes that too

[prime yacht]

That would be funny

As long as they aren't auto activated

[stable frost]

Factory and you just claymore the entirity of glass hallway

[prime yacht]

D2

Lol

[stable frost]

That's scary

[upper nest]

hmmm i mean two types would be fun, one is remote detonated, and one is a typical cod claymore with a bright laser it, that would be nice, and like 4x more pricey than grenades

[prime yacht]

If I die while on guide

Imma bug abuse exit camp

For the whole week

[stable frost]

Have a fun week then

[prime yacht]

(((at least I'm gonna try to keep up that patience to do that)))

I want kappa ;-;

[willow jasper]

play then

[prime yacht]

I can't

Cause I'm at my mom's

lol

I can play tomorrow tho

So pog

[kind marsh]

yo guys new idea what if we sort of recreate the raid videos and have like usec vs bear loadouts would be randomly generated but there would be like a marksman, and usec woduld get usec trooper armor and bear gear more suited for them etc.
to save dev time just use the same maps maybe even some of the same spawns and keep the scavs it would be epic,and you need money to get into a match and if you eliminate most of usec/bear you can extract and get some loot and gear

[slender cairn]

I made this Google Sheet for Crafting if you want to check it out (Plz message me if you would like to help Improve it)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14uETn3Up7PVpO_zDRlELOFh1F2BYTgs8d0vBsitTTlE/edit?usp=sharing

[robust pewter]

a team deathmatch gamemode is supposedly in the works

[ashen folio]

would rather make it so if you have max intelligence or scav case that you can go in as a raider dont wanna go in with a kit as a pmc feels weird yk?

also that would be just a worse version of how the game already works because you are restricted to what you bring

[hard delta]

Have they announced when they are releasing the new map?

[teal grail]

whoops

[celest kiln]

Zombie is M1A gang now lol

[late steppe]

Damn

[teal grail]

slap the better muzzle brake, better tube and foregrip and I can use em for killa ig

[ashen folio]

night reserve gang wya

mcases went up a lot

[robust pewter]

playing daytime woods, killing 5 pmc's then getting headshot by shturman because i breathed slightly in his direction

[ashen folio]

yeah he doesnt like oxygen

i mean co2

[prime yacht]

()()(9(((9(2(@00////////

pog?

Ratterchange in my head eyes

[ashen folio]

nice

1.1m

[prime yacht]

How you got more sheckles then me

[ashen folio]

reserve raiders pog

plus marked room

[prime yacht]

pog

[ashen folio]

tunnels are so pogs for fuel

[prime yacht]

yea

Reserve is not pog for spawning glukhar

Ok gn

[ashen folio]

gn

fluhar wouldve topped that raid off

people who use sights on the mp7 🤮

proof that iron sight gang is winning

[willow jasper]

someone watched Jesse

[ashen folio]

whos that

also wtf is wrong with the a2 it has way worse recoil then the a1 but it should have less

[tired ravine]

Same recoil

You can just add a foregrip

For better stats

[ashen folio]

no i just did a test the a2 is worse

i used an rk1

[tired ravine]

And you don’t have to fold it

Stock

[ashen folio]

ik the difference

[tired ravine]

The guns are the same

[ashen folio]

but like why is the a2 so shitty

[tired ravine]

A2 vs no grip A1

Those are the same

[ashen folio]

yeah but shouldnt the a2 be able to get better stats then the a1

i used bis on a1 and a2 and the a1 was better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg401UR5XDI&ab_channel=KRASHED

2:32

the stock a2 is worse wtf

[teal grail]

yeah

because stock a2 doesn't have a foregrip

[willow jasper]

who would have though eh

foregrip>no foregrip

[ashen folio]

the foregrip on a1 doesnt have recoil reduction tho

[ashen folio]

a1 gang

[teal grail]

it still will provide better base stats

as its part of the base gun

[ashen folio]

they have the same base stats

[teal grail]

then idk

[ashen folio]

game broke

the recoil stats are even lower

its like 50 base or somethin

[teal grail]

oh wait

my mp7 was folded and I was wondering why it had 60 recoil

but it also had ap sx in the chamber

I thought bsg had finally implemented the recoil from ammo, until I realised it was just folded

[ashen folio]

lol

[potent torrent]

@ashen folio isn't the Mp7A2 more customizable than the Map7A1?

[ashen folio]

yes but its still worse and looks not as cool

[potent torrent]

That's why all weapons have pros and cons @ashen folio , but the weapon that only has pros is TOZ :3

Hand down, the TOZ is the only weapon you'd ever need :3

[teal grail]

toz 106 is dogshit

only bad players use it unironically

[ashen folio]

only gun without cons is ash 12

and both mp7s

[teal grail]

m1a is the only gun without cons actually

short range, long range, fast fire, slow fire, small mags, big mags

[ashen folio]

the con is that its too big 😒

[teal grail]

then use the small m1a

68 vertical, its easy to control

[ashen folio]

sorry that needs skill im good

[willow jasper]

go sniping with the ash12 then

0 skill required, no bullet drop

[ashen folio]

vss sniping time

[willow jasper]

like if this isnt your loadout just leave the game dude

[ashen folio]

lol what are mags

[willow jasper]

bruh who needs new mags

just get new shotguns

like how is this not the meta

[ashen folio]

fr

why have a mag that takes up so much space

when you can have a small gun with a mag in it

[tired ravine]

No cap, MP7s are 2 squares

MP7 mags are 2 squares

Switching guns is faster

Than reloading

[teal grail]

you cant fit a mp7 with a 30 or 40 rounder into a rig

and they'd need to be folded if you want to run suppressed

[ashen folio]

20 rnd gang

[tired ravine]

Pog

[ashen folio]

also suppressors are overrated on the mp7

[teal grail]

bruh moment

altyn with saiga on the right

other guy got a semi-auto AK with BP

[ashen folio]

you get em or get fucked

[teal grail]

got fucked

was in the middle of running

sanitar in the back

[ashen folio]

rip

were they guards?

[tired ravine]

BP gamer

I hate how people just bop scav bosses

And I’ve only seen one

As a scav

And I got flattened

[teal grail]

yes

[ashen folio]

Scav bosses are stupid

They are pretty ez most of the time tho

[willow jasper]

maximum shotguns

[stable frost]

Man I have some great news, you can go onto the Flea Market and look up "Meds case" and then no longer must you be relegated to use up so much room and you can just put it all within cases, and the same can be done with "Ammo Case" and "Mags Case" as you have a lot of those as well.

[willow jasper]

no container wipe

now leave me alone

one more time someone say that shit to me im deleting my stash

[stable frost]

Man I have some great news, you can go onto the Flea Market and look up "Meds case" and then no longer must you be relegated to use up so much room and you can just put it all within cases, and the same can be done with "Ammo Case" and "Mags Case" as you have a lot of those as well.

Goodbye stash

[willow jasper]

ill do it later i just launched tf2

get fucekd

[foggy raven]

[willow jasper]

that'll be the third time i deleted my stash this wipe

[ashen folio]

bro where your cases at

[willow jasper]

can i still bring icases into raids?

or weapon cases?

[ashen folio]

yes

[tired ravine]

Get cases

[ashen folio]

after you delete your stash

[willow jasper]

alright ill delete my stash after i get bored of tf2

[tired ravine]

You’re a degenerate

So, never

[ashen folio]

post clip when you do

[willow jasper]

too lazy to record it

[teal grail]

Man I have some great news, you can go onto the Flea Market and look up "Meds case" and then no longer must you be relegated to use up so much room and you can just put it all within cases, and the same can be done with "Ammo Case" and "Mags Case" as you have a lot of those as well.

lmfao

[willow jasper]

its not even eventful

its just a reset lmfao

[teal grail]

I like the way he speaks

as if you don't know how to play the game

[willow jasper]

how play game?

[tired ravine]

Point at head

Click

[teal grail]

put pistol grip on the gl40 and take it to woods

[willow jasper]

I didnt even know where the fuck you can get containers m8

[tired ravine]

Also

[willow jasper]

help

where can i find them?

[tired ravine]

I was shooting from crackhouse to fortress

[teal grail]

your ass

[tired ravine]

With the HH-3

[willow jasper]

lmfao i got enclosure in tf2 fuck this shit game

[tired ravine]

And the bullets were above the reticle

Like

Wtf

That’s far as fuck

[teal grail]

@willow jasper you find them inside the red room on laboratory

[willow jasper]

cool

lemme just buy a red key

[teal grail]

yes

[sacred iris]

is red card even worth?

[tired ravine]

Just buy kiba

[teal grail]

kiba shit compared to red

if you can get red for less than 60mil, yes

[willow jasper]

kiba is okay

in terms of paying back the key

its okay

[teal grail]

in terms of money made, its bad

but kiba is easy for making money back

I bought red for 50 mil and made money back

[ashen folio]

red is an upgraded kiba its better but not by a lot tbh kiba you can make more then red i think but red is a lot more consistent

[spark cobalt]

red has gold

kiba does not

kiba has more spawns

kiba has thermals

red does not

kiba is also fucking super exposed in the most high traffic area on interchange

red can be a high traffic area but its either red or med block side so

[rancid jewel]

Red is better for quiet looting but there’s always a risk, just because it’s labs. If you want some pvp you can just pop open kiba and most of the time a geared person wants to check it out

[potent torrent]

@rancid jewel but don't people camp the power station?

[rancid jewel]

Yeah

Power is tough

A lot of times it’s just turned on by someone at the beginning

So if you get lucky you can

[potent torrent]

Basically, who ever controls power station controls kiba and ultra med @rancid jewel

[rancid jewel]

Trying to get power is really sketch because it’s in the open and there’s usually someone watching

Exactly

[teal grail]

red also has a lot better ammo spawns and intel spawns

[potent torrent]

To tell ya the truth though @rancid jewel it takes a scav player to unfortunately sacrifice themselves to turn on the power or rather try to

[neat quail]

pretty sure you can't find thermals in raid anymore @spark cobalt

[spark cobalt]

thermals on the ak-102 is a spawn

[ashen folio]

please don't lock streets of tarkov behind card like labs. Also, allow labs access from Streets without card

[neat quail]

you've gotten the 102 to spawn with a flir like the one mechanic sells?

[sharp bramble]

you need a bus pass

[teal grail]

it spawns with a reap-ir @neat quail

going through SoT to get to labs would be fun, although leaving labs through SoT wouldn't be

[spark cobalt]

@neat quail

[neat quail]

wtf lmaoo

[spark cobalt]

thats a kiba spawn

i forgot what patch it was

but it was pretty recent

[tired ravine]

Lol

[trim sluice]

Anyone know if they released any details about an up coming wipe?

[tired ravine]

Yeah, they released the day

It’s Thursday

[spark cobalt]

[trim sluice]

Once again, someone who actually has a brain.

[spark cobalt]

no

there is no news

only assumptions

[tired ravine]

Apparently you don’t, nobody fuckin knows

And we won’t

Not for a while

[trim sluice]

Ty, I played 5 wipes, I took a break from this one and it's been here for 10 fucking months

Joining late is the stupidest thing you can do

[ashen folio]

you the one asking "wheeEEN WHIpe

[willow jasper]

played 5 wipes

still expecting people to know when wipe is

[ashen folio]

Wipe is in 10 minutes

[sharp bramble]

wipe is stored in the balls

[foggy raven]

And it's on Thursday

[late steppe]

we have wipes every thursday

[spark cobalt]

i only wipe my ass on thursday

[teal grail]

glukhar ez

I only missed one guard, it was a scout that ran away

[teal grail]

this wipe has been going on for 6-7 months, dunno where you got 10 months from

[spark cobalt]

a val on reserve?

[teal grail]

farming military loot, couldn't be bothered

[spark cobalt]

[teal grail]

Was worrying when I walked up the stairs to an altyn and Vulkan

And had my sp-6 mag loaded

Pawn

Easiest place to fight him solo

Hardly looted them either

Just took helmets and dipped

Wait lmfao

That 5 wipe warrior dude complaining about wipe

Left the server

[ashen folio]

i just found out when you kill gluhar his guards go gluhar cyka

[teal grail]

Yeah

His guards are pretty smart

[ashen folio]

his guards are sadge when he dies

[teal grail]

Sadge

Imagine in streets

You're a solo player

You just killed 7 5 man's

And then a 4 man comes and kills you

[ashen folio]

fr

cant wait for full auto mosin

that shit better have awful recoil

[teal grail]

Yeah, I'm not sure bsg has fully thought it through

Same with a lot more planned features

[ashen folio]

its definitely gonna reward slow and steady

[teal grail]

Exploring streets will be so fun

[ashen folio]

probably gonna be like minefields and shit

[teal grail]

Imagine trying to look at a map for streets

I'm gonna try playing it without using any player-made maps, just for the extra realism

[ashen folio]

better release with a map

[teal grail]

I am generally pretty good at remembering places and directions

[ashen folio]

an ingame map i mean

[teal grail]

Oh yes, an in-game map would be cool

Like just the streets and stuff

I have every location memorised in the current game

[ashen folio]

so this month is all the new guns and january is probs gonna be wipe

[teal grail]

Yeah, they might have to push a 12.10

The problem is, that creates a short wipe

4-5 months most likely if streets comes middle of next year

[ashen folio]

mhm

[teal grail]

And then people get mad

Bsg is stuck in a bad situation

Go for a short wipe or go a year-long wipe

[willow jasper]

fuck no hat gang

[ashen folio]

year long wipe

[willow jasper]

i mean hat gang

:c

[teal grail]

Nice drip

[willow jasper]

thanks my mom got it for me

[teal grail]

Yeah I'd be happy with a year long wipe

With the size of 12.9, it'd last us a while

[ashen folio]

they would probs release woods expansion mid way through

[teal grail]

Nah it's coming with 12.9

[ashen folio]

oh cool

[teal grail]

Nice

[ashen folio]

why not dvl 😔

[late steppe]

laser guided boolet

[ashen folio]

best kind boolet

[dusty shard]

So

Are we thinking the wipe is soon?>

[ashen folio]

dk

[dusty shard]

Didnt he say winter 2020?

[plain shoal]

do you guys know how to fix the error where you cant connect to game server on load of raid

ill try one moment

it showed two different errors

this is the one i found in my clip

no i think 50-60 like usual

i tried to reconnect maybe 5 times

ah

guess im SOL, thanks man

[dusty shard]

All i know is i hope the wipe is soon

Because i am SO fucked for roubles lol

I didnt build BC and i generally am not v good at t he game lol

Lesson learned for next wipe

Second

I just didnt allocate as much time into it

[rotund path]

Shoreline keys

Easy

Made 5 mil so far today

[dusty shard]

Lmao i have some shoreline keys but idk it never really works out for me in the resort

I usually just get shit on by chadsl ol

[rotund path]

Villages make good cash

Plus stashes and shit

[dusty shard]

Villages?

Like

Locked cabin?

[rotund path]

I love rat running ok interchange

Stash running then hitting 21ws

[dusty shard]

Bruh frl?

Huh

[rotund path]

Ever since the stash and weapon box buffs you'll make Hella money too

[dusty shard]

Alright dope ty

Will start looting that village

[rotund path]

I almost always get a fast mt, bastion or ulach from weapon crates now

[dusty shard]

And pre dead scavs have some crazy shit on them now too

My buddy found a full slicc which was nuts

[ashen folio]

is he alive

[lavish tree]

I just got one tapped by a hatchling hiding in a bush with the worst ammo for 9m

yes

but only an Ulach

so my jaws were free

this was so unlucky. I usually dont play helmets but I thought why not using a helmet when going in solo for once

customs

spawned on the short side of the map near big red

having some trouble doing the dorms quest atm so I'm mostly just scaving and make some moneys

[ashen folio]

[fresh orchid]

This is half of the comments on the Russian dubbed devblog.

[ashen folio]

s m o n k

[teal grail]

this game looks so good sometimes

[willow jasper]

t7 pistoling?? poggers

[raven venture]

Best way to train strength?

[frozen pilot]

play the game

[raven venture]

What is heavy but relatively cheap to hold a bag of

empty fuel cans on the flea market is like 20k each x)

buy ill try buckshot

[desert hamlet]

the metall fuel

not the blue ones

[silk granite]

also buckshot differs by weight significantly

[teal grail]

@raven venture cheapest way in the long run is to have a docs case full of sas drives in secure