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ashen folio
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Discord

stable frost
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That's what they all say

ashen folio
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No im serious it took 30 sec to send the gif and it reset like 5 times

celest kiln
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Nothing happened just chat away

ashen folio
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HAHAHA

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Meme

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Gluhar when he hears you inside one of the pawn buildings

late steppe
ashen folio
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Hahaha wtf

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happy bday!

late steppe
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Hmmm yummy 😋🤤🤤🤤

prime yacht
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nooooooooo crybear

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is cyberpunk alright'

languid crater
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ashen folio
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Shut the fuck up

prime yacht
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^

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asdwa-02319313opc ad[cMAs[e

celest fractal
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5 raids in a row with extract campers. Died 3 of them. This game's meta gets worse and worse by the minute. Not a single other game out there where you get punished for being good at the game, making it to extract, then being killed by someone who finds enjoyment in sitting still for 40 mins. You are literally rewarded for being bad. Game needs major fundamental changes

prime yacht
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lol

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i havent seen one in months

royal robin
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lol

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this is why I exfil camp right here

ashen folio
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^

stable frost
ashen folio
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to piss of these shit heads

royal robin
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tilt inbound lol

ashen folio
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mhm

royal robin
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being good at the game
getting exfil camped

pick one dude, you cant have both

willow jasper
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Saferoom exfil camp is best exfil camp

ashen folio
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^

royal robin
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RUAF on customs is a perfect camp

willow jasper
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be extra tosic, close the door and get out instantly so if you die they're fucked aswell

royal robin
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walk up the pole to get on the tan thing

willow jasper
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they would think "oh i got time"

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and then with 2 minutes left they have to go to railway with 90kg

celest fractal
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i know its part of the game, i am fine with that. But you cant clear every damn bush, hill, and corner around an extract. Its a ridiculous expectation. just venting that it makes the game not fun

willow jasper
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idk if RUAF is even worth camping since stronghold is an exfil now

royal robin
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it pays out pretty well

celest fractal
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yeah it does. also makes you a fat smelly nerd

willow jasper
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like at a point, there's only so many places that someone can camp without fucking themselves

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thats the only few places you should check

royal robin
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lmao, finishing my degree while getting roubles

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I must be miserable

celest fractal
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probably a BA in Social Sciences

royal robin
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lmao not even close

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keep coping sweetie, lemme know what map you play so I can exfil there ❤️

celest fractal
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gotta be a degree that a fat smelly nerd would get

ashen folio
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probably got extract camped on factory 🤣

willow jasper
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nah he died in forklift room and got mad because he wanted to go to cellars

celest fractal
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you gotta be some kind of masochist to get enjoyment out of sitting in one spot for 40 mins just to ruin someones day. or just an asshole

willow jasper
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reactions like these make me want to start exfil camping again

ashen folio
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^

prime yacht
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Same

celest fractal
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yeah because you are a sociopath and you find pleasure in the pain or anger of others. Get mental help bro

prime yacht
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lol

royal robin
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keep coping

ashen folio
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most people extract camp so they dont have to do anything and just watch vids and then dome some dumbass like u

prime yacht
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You need help cause you so mad about a game

willow jasper
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no because you're a sore loser and its entertaining to watch you get mad at some stupid shit that you could have avoided

prime yacht
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Just take a thermal to clear bushes 4head

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So late in wipe that is just pocket change

celest kiln
willow jasper
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I mean at this point just bring a thermal in your secure lmao

celest fractal
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shouldnt be a problem in the first place. they are gonna run this game into the ground to where the only people left are the 2 extremes. streamer chads and bitch boy rats

void ginkgo
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extract camping may be scummy, sure, but its also a valid tactic and theres no reason why it shouldnt be allowed lol. you just gotta suck it up and adapt to them, learn common exfil camping spots, clear the area before trying to extract, etc

willow jasper
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Extract camping is not that big of a problem lol

celest kiln
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clearing the extract is a good idea imo :3

willow jasper
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people bitch about desync and server issues muuuuch more than exfil campers

stable frost
willow jasper
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exfil campers are easily avoidable and cleared

void ginkgo
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i havent run into an exfil camper for months lol

ashen folio
royal robin
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if you dont run near the exfil chances are I wont hear or get you

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99% of the time its a chad who thinks theyre invincible

void ginkgo
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eft is supposed to realistic, there shouldnt be some fucking forcefield around an exfil point where you cant get shot

stable frost
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And the idea that people are just camping random bushes is absurd, if I kill you while I'm in a weird bush it's because I saw / heard you and positioned myself to spray you down.

willow jasper
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he still thinks he can be right on this one lol

celest fractal
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well i got shit luck then because i cant get a raid without one. and where does the clearing stop? i can get shot from 300m away with the right angle. should i just sweep the entire way to extract? where does it stop.

stable frost
royal robin
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its a moral issue now apparently

prime yacht
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I would only get mad at exfil campers if I was on like my last map for guide

olive void
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when was the last wipe ?

celest fractal
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there is no right or wrong its an opinion

prime yacht
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And I somehow didn't check it with a thermal

stable frost
prime yacht
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Only problem I have is the tree shit

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That stuff is stupid

royal robin
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@celest fractal
Im going to give you actual anti camp advice

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Never run to exfil, use nades to get people to move

frigid lodge
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if you extract camp your frail and ugly

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sorry

royal robin
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learn the camp spots

prime yacht
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And if there's too many swap servers

frigid lodge
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no argument

royal robin
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If you nade in common areas, people will run and its an ezclap

celest fractal
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yeah but you cant nade all the way the extract man. there has to be a limit on it

prime yacht
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and NEVER take d2

stable frost
willow jasper
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just nade the common spots geez

prime yacht
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If they in a bush by new gas they aren't exit camping lmao

royal robin
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if youre being hit from way downtown

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approach another way

willow jasper
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9/10 no ones going to be there anyways

stable frost
willow jasper
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unless you call people you meet on the way to exfil "exfil campers"

royal robin
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today you learned 5 new spots to check

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you got better against the campers

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thats the game

willow jasper
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oh noo someone held idea, fucking exfil campers

void ginkgo
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i just usually circle around the exfil point checking common spots, bushes big enough to fit a person, and if there is one pvp like normal, and then exfil

frigid lodge
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listing all theses solutions yet doesnt change the fact that your still frail and ugly

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crazy

willow jasper
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i just wanted to go to railway

celest fractal
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they arent easy to counter all the time man. you clear extract like you think you should, then as soon as you get in you get domed from 200m through a window as tight as a toilet paper roll

prime yacht
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lol

stable frost
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When I go D2 me and my buddies always take an excessive amount of time and have at least a few nades to spare

prime yacht
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Yes

royal robin
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@celest fractal at that point they earned it

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200m shot with a good angle

prime yacht
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It's fairly hard to get sniped given tarkovs abysmal adadadadad spam

royal robin
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not easy to find

frigid lodge
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pretty easy to find

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weird

stable frost
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I'm not even sure what extract allows that to happen, apart from Man hole.

frigid lodge
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long distance peak a corner

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crazy

willow jasper
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yeah and the chances that someone will walk into your sights

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definitely will work 100% of the time

royal robin
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at 200m?

frigid lodge
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yee

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you play the game??

ashen folio
void ginkgo
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its literally just manhole where ur vulnerable to a 200 meter headshot on reserve lol

celest fractal
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the game has already strayed away from realism, so stray a little further. when you get into an extract zone, you should not be able to be killed. reward the player that just killed 3 other PMCs, not the player who laid down in a bush and let that guy do all his work for him

prime yacht
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200 meters is ez just get a 101 and some 995 ez hitscan

willow jasper
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thats dumb as fuck

prime yacht
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Mad cuz bad

royal robin
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people would camp the barrier to the safe zone then

willow jasper
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you can just get onto an extract and win 1v5s

void ginkgo
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what the fuck? then there'd be a new cheese comp, fight near extracts, go into exfil point to heal, go out and fight again...

prime yacht
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That would be so aids

frigid lodge
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Mad but in 10mins your still ugly

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crazy

ashen folio
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go play cod

prime yacht
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^

celest fractal
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obviously you wouldnt be able to shoot out of the safe zone

tired schooner
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Look at American sniper lol. Dude went through so much, just to be shot at home by a guy with PTSD he was trying to help

willow jasper
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yeah but you can just go in and out of it

void ginkgo
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no, but people could just run in and run out

stable frost
void ginkgo
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and be protected by some nonexistent forcefield

frigid lodge
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comparing extract camping to PTSD?

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weird route

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to a shitty point

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crazy

celest fractal
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once the timer starts, it cant be stopped no matter how far you walk. use your brain damn rats really are stupid

tired schooner
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Oops. Lost all the fucks I had to give.

frigid lodge
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crazy who asked

tired schooner
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Crazy who wanted your opinion lol

void ginkgo
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lol??

ashen folio
tired schooner
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Lol

stable frost
frigid lodge
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Still frail and ugly

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crazy

celest fractal
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did not complain about a lack of realism once but ok

frigid lodge
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words per min increasing

celest fractal
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where

ashen folio
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gimme a sec

stable frost
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willow jasper
celest fractal
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that was a complaint about being too realistic @stable frost

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you literally got it backwards

willow jasper
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im so 900iq i quoted someone

frigid lodge
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Need a quote from mark twain tf

royal robin
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they said they want it as realistic as playable, not realistic as possible

willow jasper
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yo deadass thought it was a quote from that science guy

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bill nye

stable frost
ashen folio
tired ravine
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bt good

ashen folio
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yes

willow jasper
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Too much realism, make forcefields plz

frigid lodge
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True!

celest fractal
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it should be as realistic as playable and fun, because it aint both right now

willow jasper
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right!

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yeah lets remove the thrill of exfilling and make that countdown worthless

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may aswell teleport the rats that step into the exfil at an instant

stable frost
celest kiln
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fun is subjective Nikita wants a certain fun in the game

willow jasper
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nikita worded it differently

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he wants a certain ass fucking of players in the game

celest fractal
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how does wiping 4 PMCs then getting killed by someone slow crouch walking up the stairs with this games broken audio make me bad? this has nothing to do with personal skill

willow jasper
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in a fun way

willow jasper
stable frost
willow jasper
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buddy

stable frost
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It's always your fault, no matter how little of it you may claim

void ginkgo
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wait wait wait, why do you think there’s an exfil countdown lmao?

celest fractal
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@stable frost like i said in the beginning, it understand and respect that it is a playstyle, but that doesnt take away my right to be upset about it

stable frost
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Learn how to improve rather than complain

willow jasper
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are you still complaining about exfil campers or just rats at this point

frigid lodge
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Gonna lay down in a bush for 40mins

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Lets Go!

stable frost
frigid lodge
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get blood clots in my legs waiting

celest fractal
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by improving you mean sit in a bush the whole raid, which isnt fun in the slightest

stable frost
frigid lodge
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Extract camper = frail and ugly

celest fractal
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not impossible, harder. just like what they did for hatchlings with the tagged and cursed

stable frost
frigid lodge
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@stable frost your getting blood clots while not moving for 40 mins

celest fractal
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it would just make extract campers kill them further away from the extract, not wait for them to lay down inside of it

willow jasper
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I dont think we've even supported the idea of exfil camping, only exploring the amount of ways you could have avoided getting camped

royal robin
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standing desk gang

stable frost
stable frost
frigid lodge
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Even with that yoga your still frail and ugly

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crazy

teal grail
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just disconnect if you cant extract duh

stable frost
willow jasper
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even lvndmark cleares extracts

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you're just dumb

frigid lodge
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sorry bruv not expecting someone to lay in a bush and not move for 40mins

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might aswell get a job at that god damn

willow jasper
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yeah dont take that precaution and bitch about it

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Hey, why the fuck did my house get robbed? ah who needs doors anyways fuck em

stable frost
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WTF GUYS I CLEARED NOTHING AND GOT SHOT!!!! TARKOV SO BAD EVERYONE MUST PLAY LIKE ME

ashen folio
stable frost
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The true chad extract

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Doesn't even need the gear

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Walking to extract is a waste of time

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Wipe lobbies and DC

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Rinse and repeat

ashen folio
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^

frigid lodge
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All this typing and still act like a bitch

willow jasper
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k

ashen folio
stable frost
frigid lodge
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weird never said 5 mins

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crazy how the brain works

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blood line kinda tainted i see

stable frost
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It's a hyperbole, much like how you state that someone people must sit for 40 minutes at a time

frigid lodge
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because its the truth

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Truth doesnt seem real for some

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still frail and ugly

stable frost
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I'll tell you this, anyone good isn't coming here or making threads on how bad extract camping is

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Only shit players are

frigid lodge
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crazy how a tainted blood line is telling how i play

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yet still frail and ugly

prime yacht
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You're so fucking retárded jfc

stable frost
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Keep sitting in sub mil stash value, with scav runs fueling your hunter runs on Reserve where you take 1 fuel and extract and get shot by someone nearby it

frigid lodge
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imma end it on this

stable frost
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Just get better and stop complaing

frigid lodge
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Extract camp = frail and ugly

ashen folio
frigid lodge
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your eyesfar apart?

stable frost
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At least you get your paca armor back from insurance when you die to an extract camper

willow jasper
high flume
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Raids are 45 minutes long, and they'll carefully check every corner for 30 minutes in the raid, but as soon as they see the exit they sprint like a horse with blinders and complain when the moving bush kills them LUL

prime yacht
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Lol

ashen folio
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theyre mad cuz they cant build a wall and rpg them

high flume
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just build bro

teal grail
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how to double your profits on dvls

willow jasper
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shhh

ashen folio
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stop revealing our secrets

royal robin
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ooo thats dirty

tired ravine
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pog raid

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customs op

teal grail
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nice docs case

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atleast get a factory exit + marked key

tired ravine
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;-;

robust pewter
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i find it funny how whenever someone posts literally anything in screenshots everyone just reacts "Rat"

prime yacht
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Rat

teal grail
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lol rat

robust pewter
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🐀

tired ravine
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rat time

steady monolith
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Anyone wanna a duo with a noob?

willow jasper
graceful rivet
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this is so sad I have so much loot in inventory cant use bceause not home

potent torrent
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Sell some loot you don't wanna see ever again, and then use some of the loot to get more :3

raven venture
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Should I run multiple sicc cases?

potent torrent
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Why? @raven venture

raven venture
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extra space...easy to sort through keys for whichever map

graceful rivet
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i literally cant get through all my loot before wipe

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i have 150million in stash value with 4 thicc items cases and who knows how many weapons cases all full

potent torrent
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If you wish @raven venture

celest kiln
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i just keep collecting 🙂

potent torrent
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So @celest kiln : S.C.C.C?

tired ravine
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SICC case

celest kiln
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SCCC?

potent torrent
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@celest kiln your discord name and c=collector

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:3

celest kiln
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ahh yess 🙂

potent torrent
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Wait

celest kiln
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SCCCG

potent torrent
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SCCCG

raven venture
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Doing the quest where u have to wear a gas mask and that white armor

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its aids

tepid pewter
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Sicccccccc

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Rmb guys if you feel up your sicc case with keys only 2 keytool>sicc

willow jasper
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feel up

tepid pewter
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Or be like skeek no container run

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And just leech from teammate huh

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U better buy keys next wipe u fuak

willow jasper
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no

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I had all keys

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except red

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then the delete key looked sexy

raven venture
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also cost twice as much eugene doesnt it? lol

tepid pewter
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Dont delete them next wipe then almighty_killa_head

willow jasper
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Ill get bored lol

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then ill delete them

tepid pewter
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Send them over

willow jasper
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no delete

tepid pewter
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At least youre doing a contribution to societt

willow jasper
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i made a contribution to the trashcan

tepid pewter
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Than doing self harm

willow jasper
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you can go find it

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no i only do self harm irl

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biking with no legs

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poggers

rigid swan
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anybody down to run custom duos

tepid pewter
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Server?

willow jasper
rigid swan
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NA

tepid pewter
willow jasper
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lol

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might as well just said go fuck yourself

tepid pewter
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Ima nice guy

willow jasper
dapper oasis
tepid pewter
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Except that it doesnt have a bank robber

stable frost
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@dapper oasis

dapper oasis
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he has a mask and a glock bro

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hes ready to rob a bank

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btw wtf happens to you every night smh @stable frost

tepid pewter
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@willow jasper how does it feel to play the game since wipe

willow jasper
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its thursday

celest kiln
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Time for a 4th case of BT ammo 🙂

exotic adder
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Looking for one more geard pmc to run shoreline. DM for more info.

willow jasper
teal grail
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@willow jasper friday

willow jasper
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huh

radiant zealot
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is wipe tomrow or am i being fucked with???

late steppe
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Wipe is today

teal grail
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wipe is every thursday

late steppe
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^

fringe jewel
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i am level 10.... not sure which weapon i should buy.

willow jasper
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RPk

teal grail
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gl40

willow jasper
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glizzy40 is another good option

late steppe
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RPG 26

teal grail
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rgd-2b

willow jasper
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PTRS

stiff matrix
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Honestly, spaz12, we need more assault shotguns

thorny swallow
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we need the vector sooner than later

stiff matrix
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Its coming, and so is the leg destruction.

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Leg meta makin a come back with .45 RIP in the vector.

willow jasper
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didnt they announce 9x19?

teal grail
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I thought they said both or something

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although the teaser is using 9x19 glock mags

stiff matrix
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both 9mm and .45 will be avaliable

willow jasper
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oh

late steppe
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Oooh nice

stiff matrix
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.45 will basically have no recoil, you point and click and 10 boolets fly out of it. lol

potent torrent
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Question is @stiff matrix who'd sell the gun which is the vector?

late steppe
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I would assume peace keeper

teal grail
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pk almost 100%

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It'd fit best probs around level 3, but thats already got a bunch of guns

stiff matrix
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Yah, it'll probably be sold pk base, with mods being FIR

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Honestly, I'd hope it would be lvl4, but BSG does want people using the new weapons so it'll probably be lvl 2 or 3

potent torrent
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That's show extremely thicc people who's boss :3 @stiff matrix

stiff matrix
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I mean, just wait, val gamers no longer exist lol

potent torrent
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Vector gamers

stiff matrix
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When vector drops, you'll never see a val again lol

potent torrent
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As vaguely advertised on YouTube :3 @stiff matrix

stiff matrix
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13 hours till premier 🙂

potent torrent
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I think it's more into preview of streets of Tarkov @stiff matrix or otherwise, more raid episode

stiff matrix
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I'm hoping Raid, but it could be a preview of 12.9 since it is a pretty big patch tbh

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We're getting, wut, 3-4 guns, a reworked Woods, a few more mechanics, and some other rando goodies

willow jasper
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im hoping a raid episode and an insight to 12.9

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dream big

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boner bigger

charred cape
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Dose anyonek knows how big the new map is gonna be? (Streets of tarkov) and what kind expansion we getting on reserve??

willow jasper
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they said 100 players

stiff matrix
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@willow jasper I wanna see Therapists thicc booty

willow jasper
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so 10x the size of our current maps lol

charred cape
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Lol

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No I don't think so

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Did they say anything?

willow jasper
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100 players as far as i know

stiff matrix
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Its gunna be so big that you get lost @charred cape

willow jasper
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maybe im wrong

charred cape
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Nicee

late steppe
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40 players I heard for streets but not sure

charred cape
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It's gonna be rat dream

stiff matrix
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I doubt it'll drop with 100 players, probably not even 40.. I would say its gunna be double the amount of PMCs and scavs we'd get on say Shorelines, but not 40 PMCs on the map

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Maybe eventually

late steppe
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Yeah I feel like some ppls PC's would explode

willow jasper
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nah servers would melt

stiff matrix
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I dunno where peeps got that Tarkov destroys PCs.. it really doesn't lol

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I run a fairly alright PC to todays standards and I get 60-80 FPS.

late steppe
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I've never had a problem with it but I've seen tons of people complain about performance lol

stiff matrix
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Oh it definitely CAN destroy PCs.. but there are tons of websites and videos out there that show you had to setup Tarkov properly.

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You can't run tarkov at lowest settings because then it relies to heavily on the CPU to do everything, you gotta turn up the settings a little for it to start offloading onto the GPU

late steppe
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That's probably what most people do is lower graphics super low

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And game runs like shit so people complain

stiff matrix
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Exactly, I've given a link to a youtube that improved my performance drastically, a few nvidia options I didn't know about, and setting tarkov to proper settings just make the game clearer and run better.

willow jasper
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is that in the days of nvidia filter

stiff matrix
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Nope, just some options in the 3d management

willow jasper
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vox e 😍

late steppe
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Altyn gamer in thumbnail 😳

stiff matrix
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looks at pfp

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Still a better love story then twilight

ashen folio
tidal jacinth
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in red?

ashen folio
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green hall

dark tundra
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lol I hate glizzy's

willow jasper
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Does the glizzy40 count into grenadier :)

ashen folio
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probably

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star counts for controller

muted marten
willow jasper
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:c

teal grail
#

throwables

willow jasper
#

Ill just throw the glizzy myself

teal grail
#

pick up the shell and yeet it at somebody

willow jasper
#

you can do that with mortars

ashen folio
#

hey is the Val good?

tidal jacinth
#

it depends

willow jasper
#

cringe

tidal jacinth
#

u might like it u might not

#

@ashen folio

ashen folio
#

oh

tidal jacinth
#

are u greek btw

ashen folio
#

cuz u know

#

yup

tidal jacinth
#

lmao

#

καλος

ashen folio
#

λολ

#

i dropped it for an akm

#

and the extracted

tidal jacinth
#

the ammo is expensive

willow jasper
#

val is an oversized smg

ashen folio
#

i am lvl 2

#

lmao

tidal jacinth
#

ye u cant buy the ammo

ashen folio
#

btw i bought like 50 mags

#

how do i sell em back?

tidal jacinth
#

what mags

ashen folio
#

for an smg

tidal jacinth
#

just sell them to mechanic

ashen folio
#

how?

quick urchin
#

so anyone got any idea why my launcher isn

tidal jacinth
#

you go to mechanic and click on sell on the top left

quick urchin
#

not starting?

tidal jacinth
#

and then you select what u want to sell from your inventory

ashen folio
#

reinstall it

#

ok

ashen folio
#

@quick urchin it doesnt like you

#

That's why

#

I don't think it wants to play

teal grail
ashen folio
#

Touch his bottom

blazing inlet
#

do that

teal grail
#

holy shit

#

player scav shot me once with lps, blacked both arms, legs and stomach

blazing inlet
#

player scav moment

teal grail
#

was wearing rys and no body armour when he shot too

willow jasper
#

The pscav 1 tapped me

#

all my lvl 5 gear nooo

hexed osprey
#

anyonanyone from UK on LONDON servers wanna run together MESSAGE ME e from UK on LONDON servers wanna run together MESSAGE ME

#

anyone from UK on LONDON servers wanna run together MESSAGE ME

verbal cosmos
#

No

willow jasper
teal grail
willow jasper
#

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

ashen folio
#

No

digital oxide
#

Haha.

shrewd vale
#

bro even my essay is shorter than your message

teal grail
#

then you have a pretty bad essay

shrewd vale
#

indeed

ashen folio
ashen folio
#

Then its not an essay

blazing inlet
#

Took you some fucking while to respond to that

ashen folio
#

Cuz school

blazing inlet
#

bruh moment

#

Im on holiday by tmr or so

rigid frost
tired ravine
#

Honestly

#

Those are all decent guns

#

And you’d lose cash vendoring em

rigid frost
tired ravine
#

The 5.45 AKs

#

Sell the FIR ones on the flea, part em out and make the cash

#

Are there any you don’t want to run?

rigid frost
#

igve had that mpx sinse i started the game and havnt used it

tired ravine
#

Oop

blazing inlet
#

Bro you can't let that baby collect dust till wipe

tired ravine
#

It’s an expensive gun

blazing inlet
#

Either send it out in style in a raid, or vendor it to mechanic

rigid frost
blazing inlet
#

Can you afford the good ammo? @rigid frost

tired ravine
#

PFFFFFT

#

RK2 MPX

blazing inlet
#

damn the poor ergo

#

rk2 with hybrid on an mpx 🤢

rigid frost
#

i just ran factory and 1 shot someone with a saiga 9 and they just had it

tired ravine
#

Oof

rigid frost
#

so i just sorta took it and never used it

blazing inlet
#

You should probably take the stock and the sight

#

sell the rest

#

in fact

#

just delete the entire gun, it's been defiled enough

rigid frost
#

...

tired ravine
#

Take the sight, foregrip, and stock

blazing inlet
#

yeah do that

#

then delete the rest of the gun

tired ravine
#

RK-2s are good on like

#

Thicc guns

#

With 90 recoil

blazing inlet
#

rk-2 is ok on a juice cannon

rigid frost
blazing inlet
#

standard stash moment

rigid frost
#

.-.

blazing inlet
#

bruh my friend found a rr on the floor

#

what the fuck kinda luck is that

#

Someone dropped their rr on the floor and he just picked it up

#

meanwhile I'm here grinding my ass off to kill shturman

prime yacht
#

lol

blazing inlet
prime yacht
#

Glukhar is hard

#

And I've only hunted for him for like 3 days

#

Shturman is ez

#

I killed him the day I got the quest

blazing inlet
#

:/

prime yacht
#

And the first time I killed him

#

I got a rr

blazing inlet
#

No you're supposed to be angry

prime yacht
#

no

blazing inlet
#

why aren't you angry

prime yacht
#

You are mad

blazing inlet
#

:/

#

yes I big mads

prime yacht
#

Cuz you can't kill easies boss

#

Smh

blazing inlet
#

shut up

prime yacht
#

Just take a.mp7 and rush mid

#

Lol

blazing inlet
#

I've killed shturman

prime yacht
#

Or a M1a

blazing inlet
#

3 times now

#

No rr or keycard

prime yacht
#

lol

#

You loot the stash?

blazing inlet
#

don't you have skool?

prime yacht
#

The time I killed him for my quest

blazing inlet
prime yacht
#

I got under 80k from the box

blazing inlet
#

I had to save one of the keys for the quest

prime yacht
#

But it can have good stuff in it ig

#

School is in 7 minutes

blazing inlet
#

I done wit school

prime yacht
#

My defender didn't sell

blazing inlet
prime yacht
#

Imma just use it then

#

I'm crafting like

#

300 weapon parts

#

Then I'mma sell them in a bundle

blazing inlet
#

pepega

prime yacht
#

got in just in time

#

pog

#

once i wok up 3 minutes before class started on zoom

#

still got there on time

blazing inlet
#

No shower moment

prime yacht
#

shower at night gang 😎

tired ravine
#

I haven’t showered... ever

#

Imagine not living in water

#

Cringe

#

NGL

#

Would a shower for salmon be like

#

Bubbles

blazing inlet
#

Idk I'm not a salmon

#

How does a salmon have wifi underwater doe

violet wave
#

final question... hk or m4?

blazing inlet
#

What do you prefer?

willow jasper
#

what do you prefer?

blazing inlet
#

What do you prefer?

violet wave
#

i've never tested an meta m4

willow jasper
#

What do you prefer

violet wave
#

but i tested meta hk

#

and its good

blazing inlet
#

What do you prefe

willow jasper
#

what do you prefer?

violet wave
#

e

#

E

willow jasper
#

E

#

then use E

violet wave
#

poggg

blazing inlet
#

What do you pref

violet wave
#

meta e

#

new meta?!

blazing inlet
#

meta e

#

yeas

violet wave
#

lets gooooo meta E

#

i mean, i like hk more probably

#

but i didnt use like real meta m4

#

i mean.. meta hk is fat

#

i like using it

#

its op

#

ye im gonna stuck to hk, good recoil and good ergo

prime yacht
#

HK is cheaper then m4

#

to make good

#

a meta hk probably costs more

#

but budget variants a hk is better in price and performance

late steppe
solid garnet
blazing inlet
solid garnet
blazing inlet
#

80s operator chad

late steppe
#

Le monki

willow jasper
#

when will he realise

ashen folio
#

When he bleeds out

#

Look at the holes in his back wtf

blazing inlet
#

That guy's back has been abused wtf

prime yacht
#

thats cool

solid garnet
willow jasper
#

thats me lol

#

it was just PS bullets

#

easy salewa

blazing inlet
#

ez salewa

open cave
#

this is an extraction?

tired ravine
#

Old gas is in the basement

#

Weird

#

You’re at giving tree

prime yacht
#

if u a scav the old gas exfil is the big red gate

tired ravine
#

Oh

ashen folio
#

are raiders in labs infinite? is it possible to just stay middle and farm infinite dollars and xp?

eager idol
#

well yes and no

#

raider spawn in waves but they only spawn if you press the buttons

#

so more buttons pressed = more raider

#

but the longer you stay in the raid the more raiders

#

but i think after 10 minutes they stop spawning

prime yacht
#

also if you the last in the map raiders will rush u

tidal jacinth
prime yacht
#

pog

spiral echo
#

Very gay of you

#

But I’d do the same thing lmaoo

#

Ratserves

tired ravine
raven venture
#

Upgrading your bitcoin farm to lvl 2 doesnt delete your installed graphics cards does it

rocky frost
#

No it doesn‘t @raven venture

tribal pulsar
#

ayo i gotta question, are all of the tarkov attachments just replicas from irl? so i could basicly build a meta hk irl

frozen sedge
#

just nvm

tidal jacinth
dapper oasis
#

man when these hardcore tarkov nerds told me i needed better ammo they weren't kidding

prime yacht
#

lol

tribal pulsar
#

well cum

prime yacht
#

u only hit him once tho

tribal pulsar
#

fr lmao

dapper oasis
tired ravine
#

What ammo

dapper oasis
#

5.45 prs lmao

potent sun
#

inb4 PS

#

PRS?

tired ravine
#

Bro

#

That shit is literally

#

Well

#

Shit

potent sun
#

14 pen LOL

prime yacht
#

bruh

#

prs

dapper oasis
tired ravine
#

Buy BT

prime yacht
#

the animations are shit aswell

#

lol

potent sun
#

it is pretty overhyped

#

pretty buggy

tired ravine
#

BT is like 250 a round

potent sun
#

but still good story and pretty fun id say

tired ravine
#

And is so much better

dapper oasis
#

i accidentally bought a 74 instead of an akm so i thought "ill buy whatever prapor has"
bad mistake

prime yacht
#

M62 is 5 usd a round

#

poggerino

tired ravine
#

Prapor also has BS

#

Which pens class 5

dapper oasis
#

for me he only has prs and t lmao

#

i need to level up a little more

#

only 12

prime yacht
#

dont use 5.45 if you dont have marke

#

t

prime yacht
dapper oasis
#

true

prime yacht
#

just buy some bt if u wanna use 5.45

tired ravine
prime yacht
tired ravine
#

Obtain hot rod

prime yacht
#

i dont think level 12 has that barter

tired ravine
#

Ah

#

It’s prap 2

#

I think

prime yacht
#

imma check

dapper oasis
#

it doesn't lol

tired ravine
#

Maybe 3

prime yacht
#

i only have 25 mil on prapro

tired ravine
#

I dunno

prime yacht
#

its prapor 3

potent torrent
#

I think you can barter BS from prapor lvl 2

tired ravine
#

Rip

prime yacht
#

prapor 2 has a barter for bt

tired ravine
#

They’re shit

#

Lmao

#

D fuel

#

And something else valuable

#

Just go to reserve

#

Or fortress

potent torrent
#

Wait isn't price for D fuel going down or up? @tired ravine

tired ravine
#

And pick up 800000 rounds

potent torrent
#

How much is D fuel going for now in flea?

prime yacht
#

dfuel is still 25k to vendor

#

and like

tired ravine
#

One sec

prime yacht
#

35-40 on market

tired ravine
#

23k

#

Atm

potent torrent
#

Hmm, how much is BS ammo per round?

tired ravine
prime yacht
#

isnt it like

tired ravine
#

Divided by 30

prime yacht
#

800 a round with barter

tired ravine
#

Ish

#

I buy my hot rods at 10000

prime yacht
#

i drink my hot rods

tired ravine
#

So like 666

#

You’re evil

ashen folio
#

hot loads?

#

i like those

willow quail
#

imagine using 5.45

tired ravine
#

Yeah, I wish I was using it rn too

#

God, thatd be great

frozen sedge
#

best run ever holy shit

#

the loot

#

that i got

prime yacht
#

show

#

loot

frozen sedge
#

ok wait i just extracted

#

4k xp

#

2 pmc kills 1 player scav

prime yacht
#

pog

willow quail
#

killa farming is fun af solo

dapper oasis
prime yacht
#

lmao

frozen sedge
#

Sheesh

#

36 igolnik too

prime yacht
#

pog

frozen sedge
#

41 37 and 16 dog tags sheesh

ashen folio
#

what is there that is of any value?

frozen sedge
#

Helmet is 15-k

#

150

#

k

prime yacht
#

shoulda frauded your stuff

ashen folio
#

yeah thats like nothing lol

frozen sedge
#

Its still something

ashen folio
#

wipe needs to come

#

to make the game fun again

#

please and thank you

prime yacht
#

no

#

wipe is gay

#

you need to get gud

ashen folio
#

when do you guys push mid labs

#

its so open

prime yacht
#

start of the raid

#

just sprint through hope u dont die ig

#

i dont die much in mid

ashen folio
#

what are you looking for, ledx?

prime yacht
#

all the fightings in medical anyways

#

ledx black gpu

#

all sorts of stuff

ashen folio
#

ever go in managers?

prime yacht
#

yea

#

before raiders spawn

#

when raiders spawn its cancer

#

they just kill u through walls

ashen folio
#

im still getting used to the map, only hitting black blue and green for now

prime yacht
#

u got blue before u knew labs

#

lol

ashen folio
#

yeah

#

x)

prime yacht
#

how much you grab it for

ashen folio
#

20m

prime yacht
#

lol

#

i got mine for 9 a month ago

#

still hasnt payed itself back

ashen folio
#

my friends started playing so i had to invest in fun rooms

#

yeah blue is shit

prime yacht
#

i got a green from outside blue room

#

but never a ledx

#

out of like 20+ opens now

ashen folio
#

i think i started playing after ledx nerf because i cant find it anywhere

#

labs

#

shoreline

#

inter

#

got all keys

prime yacht
#

i never find them in shoreline or inter

#

then my friend gets a double in sanitars room

ashen folio
#

lol

prime yacht
#

after i have opened like 30-40 times

ashen folio
#

hahaha

prime yacht
#

and got 0

#

i even opened it like a week after it came out a few times

ashen folio
#

I jsut got this game and i die, die, and die and can never find a gun

prime yacht
#

no ledx

ashen folio
#

im hoping for a red in shore

prime yacht
#

and you shouldnt need to find a gun lol

ashen folio
#

i dont live in those lmao

prime yacht
#

how?

ashen folio
#

@ashen folio the biggest challange is learning the map, after that you get a feel for the danger zones

prime yacht
#

what maps u playin

ashen folio
#

i uh spawn

prime yacht
#

what map

ashen folio
#

i play facotry

#

oh god

prime yacht
#

WHY

ashen folio
#

no

#

stop

#

oh no

prime yacht
#

WHY ARE YOU ON FACTORY

ashen folio
#

never paly factory

#

wot

prime yacht
#

NEVER PLAY FACTORY

ashen folio
#

why

#

worst map

prime yacht
#

no loot

#

no quest

ashen folio
#

factory is pvp chaos

#

quests?

prime yacht
#

shotgun in the foot 1 tap

#

and flashbang shotgun

#

and altyn man

#

and gl40

ashen folio
#

just dont play factory

prime yacht
#

^

ashen folio
#

go learn customs

#

what best map

#

customs?

prime yacht
#

you wanna learn customs for quest

#

s

#

and shoreline stashes for money

ashen folio
prime yacht
#

use this website

#

for maps

#

lol

ashen folio
#

damn

#

epic

#

lol

#

but uh

prime yacht
#

what

ashen folio
#

i bought violet for 16 mil and i made back all the money in less than 3 weeks lol

#

where the guns be at tho

prime yacht
#

scav run

#

and get guns from those

ashen folio
#

i see

prime yacht
#

use scav to learn maps

ashen folio
#

you dont find good guns
you either kill players or buy them

prime yacht
#

^

ashen folio
#

but

prime yacht
#

what

ashen folio
#

i dont want good guns

#

i just want a gun

prime yacht
#

do you have any rubles

ashen folio
#

play scav -> get some guns and some money -> pimp out your pmc

prime yacht
#

run sks with PS

#

or kedr maybe

ashen folio
#

idk whatever i go when i started

#

go to youtube and look for a starter guide on customs or something

#

i watched like a few

#

always use stock sks with whatever ammo and aim for their face

#

talking about keys and stuff and i got lost lmao

#

if you are low level and dont know what to bring

prime yacht
#

take sks

#

sks gud gun

ashen folio
#

i dont have an sks

#

buy it

#

prapor

#

price?

#

like 20k

#

oh not bad

prime yacht
#

yes

blazing inlet
#

chad-12 until I go broke time?

prime yacht
#

yes @blazing inlet

#

always chad time

ashen folio
#

chad with above 1m amazing

prime yacht
#

yes do till broke

ashen folio
#

im a rat at nature

prime yacht
#

i only have 5m rn crybear

ashen folio
#

@blazing inlet how do you never have money

#

yet u go geared all the time

blazing inlet
prime yacht
#

i'd have like almost 30 probably if i hadnt bought a thicc and a shitload of airframes lol

#

a full airframe with gpnvg is like

#

400k lol

blazing inlet
#

I'd have like 5mil if I reduced the amount of geared runs I did by half

ashen folio
#

why buy airframe when u can have exfil

prime yacht
#

cause airframe have nvg

tired ravine
#

I chad out at like 700k

prime yacht
#

and jaws/ears

blazing inlet
#

why use exfil or airframe

ashen folio
#

oh right

prime yacht
#

exfil for day

#

airframe for night

tired ravine
#

Ratnik, 6B3TM, and an RPK

blazing inlet
#

tc-800 is good as is

prime yacht
#

SA for day SA for night

#

lol

ashen folio
#

tc800 without visor is no reason to use

#

rather use ulach

#

it has ear protection and same ricochet chanche

blazing inlet
#

people use tc without visor?

ashen folio
#

yes loll

prime yacht
#

why

#

lol

blazing inlet
#

what a bunch of idiots

prime yacht
#

its the head ears helm then

#

lol

#

its legit a penis helm thats black

#

without visor

bright helm
#

when is wipe?

prime yacht
#

thursday

#

bitcoin is unstonking

#

imma buy a normal icase and another junkbox

#

to make my stash more pog

willow quail
#

junkbox is only for hoarders

prime yacht
#

i got it to hold w parts

#

i think imma use this case to hold comtac

#

2 mil again lol

#

but hey i got hella comtac

#

i got the drippiest i case

#

8 comtac 8 crossbow sunglasses 8 momex and 8 bear baseball hats

ashen folio
#

momex, round frame sunglasses and bear cap

#

doesnt get more drippy than that

prime yacht
#

lol

#

maybe when i run outta crossbows ill run those

dapper oasis
muted marten
#

Glasses are broken asf

prime yacht
#

they got drip

#

and thats all that matter

#

s

muted marten
#

If it’s foggy they show up so much

prime yacht
#

so?

#

no fog in labs smh

muted marten
#

I keep up the drip on labs

#

I like durag aviator and comtacs

prime yacht
#

sometimes ill run a boonie on labs

#

other times ill use a bear cap

muted marten
#

Or cap ghost and comtacs

prime yacht
#

i have 2 thicc 4 i case and another junkbox lol

muted marten
#

I have 3 I case

prime yacht
#

just bought a junkbox and icase so i have total stash allighnment

muted marten
#

One is just 3 tactec and 4 altyns

#

Other i case is magboxs and shit

prime yacht
#

my thicc is 7 tac tec a defender a aacpc 4 airframe with nvg

muted marten
#

Other is my slick and some gear and weapon case

prime yacht
#

a redut m

#

ive got my slick icase

#

3 altyn 4 slick

#

and 2 meta sa