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y
B*sed
Im going now have fun and shit
my stash is almost empty again 
They are stupid braindead and make bad jokes
gonna go meet dabab
Americans I know are cool
ok
Found out what the raiders use to make them invincible and have aimbot
Too bitter eh?
stop being bad
imma be honest
and it makes you shit
Americans I don't know are unb*sed
tea actually not too bad
and so is tea
This is the only explanation
i got some golden star its impossible to open
cofee on the other hand
but coffee is for MEN
coffee is dogshit
Only coffee I will drink is unsweetened and increasered
tea is for boys
tea is for men
@ashen folio ye, the flat ones are hard af. Need nails or good grip. You have to turn it if you don’t have nails
I thought you were bri'ish
If you put sugar and milk in it it goes cringe
People think it’s a cap, but it’s easier if you treat it like a screw
yeah I am femboy not boy
coffee is literally grinding burnt beans and pouring water over it
Is it just me or are the servers being bummy ?
yep
If you put milk in tea you beyond help
Fucking hell I thought someone hacked my account, nice pfp
you don't put milk in tea
Nasty even
@autumn nova servers always ass but especially bad right now. People dying to 2s desync
that fucks up the entirety of the tea
i mean, i go with my friend on reserve and taking one of my best items, i dunno the map, and he says that he knows it, and then when we loaded he said "i dont know this map help"
Milk doesn't belong in any drink
he trolled me hard
Ah I see you have quite the pfp brother
what kind of tea you drinking?
yeah go on youtube
m8 I drink green tea, hence why I don't put milk
Milk tea though
Engl*sh breakfast earl grey
he?
Boba tea needs that yummy milk
green tea is relaxing
And thai tea
see thats reasonable im talking about black tea that shit needs milk
There are reserve guides on youtube
Black tea without milk is fine
oh yea true
milk
Milk on it's own tho
Just needs a lot of sugar
Milk is chad
im gonna teach it rn
@blazing inlet
I should really commission someone for a custom pfp
Don't put milk with anything else
Milk belongs in
Milk actually bad though
No fuck you, you're skin and bones
do you guys also not like milk tea
Shut
Shut up gnome
I'M UNDER 100 AND 15
The more you drink milk, the weaker your ability to break down lactase
yes
And also you get more acid reflux
Teach me your ways
Milk is for children
:/
Acid reflux is fucking aids
milk is for chads
I literally gained no weight over Thanksgiving
Fucking addicting milk
you're not a calcium enjoyer
Who ever said vpo is good budget sniper i love you lol
I drink cartons of milk at a time
You’re like 15 though
just gaming wit a bottle of milk
I'm removing the calcium in your bones now
I haven't had milk in like a month
When you get older, milk fucks you
it's in your bones
give me
your bones
“Haha good morning, bitch, time to diarrhea”
That’s milk
see this shit get outta here
weird
nah your body isn't chad enough to take milk
straight shidding
#cancelcalcium
British is a femboy pp juice drinker
nah
If you like milk, pray your body doesn’t get weaker against lactase
It's not actually milk
lactose
🧢
It's coom
The more you drink milk, the more lactose intolerant you become
what
squishy how long to kappa
Lactase is the enzyme
I already am lactose intolerant
Lol
cause after kappa we getting large
🧢 ?
such a squishy momeny
Im not lactose intolerant
Guide and glukhar
Any half decent shit?
allergic to milk
Idk. I drink a lot of milk and I’m not lactose intolerant
I can have it but not much
you guys wanna go kill gluhar now?
@blazing inlet how old are you tho
squishy cant kill gluhar nvm
Good helmet good guns
bro imagine being lactose intolerant instead of allergic to milk fucking cringe
Im not 12
13
@frozen sedge level 62 damn
Yeah you’re too young
Some guy shot me with the ak i flick around and tap him with that fkn vpo holy shit
I think i might have got reported lmao
lol
Your body will be like “I wanna shit after milk”
I’m 23 and still not lactose intolerant. So idk man
BRITISH WILL YOU HELP ME FINISH GUIDE
But milk is meant to be good
@prime yacht Ok
I ONLY HAVE INTER AND SNORELINE
Look it up
am bored anyway
British people couldn't guide themselves
I'm bringing slick and gpnvg
yo what does cheese taste like
cheese
@prime yacht friday
B*sed
Cheese is delicious
and then next wednesday shit gets greasy cause holidays
Cheese isn't bad
I don't get break till the 23rd lmao
Fucking americans
we get 16th to 4th of Jan
Agreed
Went to private school, got like 4 extra months of summer vacation
he had bs ammo 60 rounder and 50 recoil and didint kill me... bruh
do you cook it in a pan serve on a plate with ketchup and chips you bri*ish man
¯_(ツ)_/¯
cheese tho
I go to ghetto public school
I start on the 21th
Not everyone has the big bucks
pizza
pasta
italian
Pizza is based
pizza is pretty good
fucking chips
italian food is based
Delicious even
pasta is pretty good
Pizza got ruined
italian is pretty good
After trying out the creamy garlic parmesan sauce
Italian food is for higher individuals
Can’t stand normal pizza
like bor
Chips are what lays makes correct
bro
Have you fucking had garlic bread
FUCK TOMATOES
You aren't a crisp sayer
nah nah you thinking bout crisps
Garlic bread is the stuff
FUCK BRITISH
they thick
tomatoes are like the best fruit tho
and hot
Im addicted to garlic bread
IT IS CHIPS
Toes
it is crisps
Delicious
crisps
I love garlic bread
And pickles too. Fuck you, pickles
BS or BT?
BS
shut up, we talking about garlic bread
garlic bread?
What are crisps
chips is the warm ones
Chips?
Shuit up
Only british people call it crisps
shuit up
It is chips
What’s a crisp
It's not fucking crisps
Stop being a ret*rd
crisps are the ones in the fucking plastic bags
Maine
MAINE
Those are chips
a bri*ish lays
gucci maine
CLOSE TO BAR HARBOR AND BANGOR
Remember how I always got into arguments with a British dude about words
haha cold lobster man california gang wya
what
Hate it here
actually I saw you in the comments of a youtube video once lmao
What’s that one Pepega European country that wants to outlaw selling live lobster
a tarkov one
it do kinda suck sometimes
Now all of you gonna die to lobster poison
california does have good food tho
I get into to way to many arguments on YT
I've had lobster like once
femboy in the army kinda based
red lober
me when lober
lob
lobter*
Science: lobsters create a toxin after they die, so you have to cook them alive
Europeans: ANIMAL RIGHTS ANIMAL RIGHTS
Also Europeans: I’m sick from the lobster and I’m dying
If you major anything Engineer related, move to Texas, new boom of Industry related to tech there with no taxes.
I like lobster
Move to Texas regardless
actually houston and shit
U live in Washington
All bills and shit
I*
that could be based
you live in texas?
Ye
I like lobster as well, the days when it was considers poor and prisoner food 😛
Who tf eats dead lobster
Fuuuuuck
Also Texas has the most hardcore sugar daddies
mhm
They grew up on this chivalry code or whatever so they always lay down the big bucks when taking care of you
Good money for you, femboy Kanye
of course
texas is cool but uh they simps and its too hot
$400 for a dinner date. Just chatting and eating at a fancy restaurant
Spend that $400 on new monitor
nice
Poggers
niceu
Texas actually isn’t “too hot”
It’s just fucking every temperature
Monday, 53 degrees outside
Friday, 89 degrees outside
california is like 120 every summer now so maybe texas is the move
“Can you make up your mind”
Old Texan saying
I will move to Br*zil
“If you don’t like the weather in Texas, wait 5 minutes. It’ll change”
brazil moment
I will reside in Brazil
I’m moving to Iraq
do it
I live in afghanistan
You gonna get robbed the second you enter brazil @muted marten
i want to move to canada
Wake up freezing cold, take jacket outside, now it’s too hot and you’re sweating. Should’ve worn a t shirt
me when magnum buckshot
canada is sick
me when kanye
@tough nebula mmmm toasty
I am Canadian
THERES 2 Knayes??!11?!?!1
I’m lvl5
There is alot of snow now
@safe sedge press PrT SCR
literally every person globally
@ashen folio and hats that
that kanye pic isn't based
Takes a screenshot
I don’t have print screen
that was my old one
You do
60% keyboard
Err
No I don’t
but I decided to throw shit up a bit
bruh that dudes ak was worth 500+k
he tked his friend in crackhouse hallway and i fucked them both in the ass
windows+shift+s
and waste my time making pictures of ye with santa hats
At least, ANNEPRO did
bro you must not have traders if you think that's 500k+
“I have a made out of 100% fuck keyboard”
Yeha prolly FN+A+2+f= PrInT ScReEn @ashen folio
I know
i dont have them very leveled lol
That’s why I use lightsvit
i am trying
Ye that’s good
but on flea it 450k+ or somin
i know it was above 350k
I seen a video of americans making tea and its honestly cringe
like this
@safe sedge why do u post 2 guns thats like 200k lol
@ashen folio probably missing those keys as well
LOL
They’re low level pretty sure
@ashen folio 200k is a lot for me
That’s what they said
me?
I’m kvl5
im like level 22
I still run labs on the daily doe
how wtf
Nothing wrong with going broke
Funny cat
Bingus
ballsack cat
BINGUSSSSS
i love bingus
Bingus isn't based
bingus is bae
Also Labs is dead right now
@blazing inlet you see my mates buy carded I pay them back and we run mpx and I fuck kids
they're ugly af
BINGUS IS THE ONLY ONE
shut, you level 5
“I fuck kids” yikes
oof
I come from fortnite
watch the phrasing
let me show you how to scratch it
Comrade dog in labs tho
messy with ur blood lol
Labs doesn’t have any juicers anymore
LMAO
based
DA DONKEY ON DA ROAD GOIN 50
LMAo
Crank 90 on all the kids
Bruh he breakin the rules of speed
Anyone play dayz?
bro brings in pso with a tt
I live kids
tf did I watch
Pog champ
half life 3 intro
@ashen folio I’m not even a adult lmao
oh no
TiME d.R Freeman
Freeman
crowbar go brrrrrr
joke
joke?
joke?
Cheever
bryan has lost his fucking marbles
how
yo mamma?
i lost my marbles guys
If you keep dying to Rat Mosin mans, this is why.
This game bad
Tell that to bickie number 3.
MERCH @ www.natswhatireckon.com
Good movie
^
Elite strength is kinda scary not gonna lie
Keep on overshooting the jumps
Cause you jump so high now
lol
goodbye
vye
so long
unplayable
the clips are actually so bad
yeah
My immersion
Immersion killed ;-;
noo not my immersion in the loading screens 
bad game its official
completely unplayable, uninstalling immediately
tarkov suck
unplayable
how does shroud have 95k viewers
lol
i wonder how buggy cyberpunk is
Is it a bit like mafia 3
Nahbits better than that
I just done bunker pt.1 in 2.30 mns
looks like a fucking crysis game lmao
18 k for 1 dogtag sick
^
this post was made by ace combat series when most wars are won because of some mute asshole in a plane
damn cyberpunk is just a shitty looter shooter
@tidal jacinth show cyberpunk
revolutionary gameplay
truly exciting
that game unironically looks really bad
that vid got leaked a month ago
ithink its probably been a little bit overhyped tbh
just looks like destiny but singleplayer
game might not be terrible, but people are expecting a lot
it deffinetly is overhyped
I hate how the character walks in first person
game is just overrated
they have their hands so goddamn close to their face
*overhyped
its like someone promising a shit and they just fart
lol
might not be a bad game but not gonna be what they promised
new elder scrolls game would be amazing
^^^
yes
Skyrim gang
they announced one like
had it on every console
3 years ago or something
got it on fucking switch
lol
skyrim was one of the first games i ever played lol
elder scrolls 6 when? bethesda pls
yes
if they make es6 it better not be like fallout 4
fall out 4 was awful
hated that game
u mean fallout 76?
that too forgot bout that one
they did make scrolls online its basically fallout 76
anyone wanna sell a blue labs card for like 15m lmao
Fallout 4 was awesome
i hate it
I swear I am perpetually on the wrong curve of the tarkov economy lol
lol
Anyone wanna sell a blue labs keycard for half the value on the flea lmao? Blue is for memes not actual purpose anyways.
whenever i'm trying to buy something, that shit is at it's highest, when i try to sell things, it's at it's lowest lol
i dont like it because its so much different from nv and fallout 3
the story sucks, the quests suck, characters are boring, radiant quests, and the game flips a giant middle finger to every game before it in the series
^
the dialogue system is atrocious
@stable frost thats why i only wanna spend 15m not 25 lol
Yeah but there isn't any incentive on why anyone would want to do that
The quest line was mediocre but the game wasn't bad
the main story was awful
true but who knows maybe someone rolling in the money and wanna be chill lol
the only thing decent was the gunplay and even still that kinda sucks considering theres only like 3 viable weapons
yep
if you dont focus specifically on a gun around your build youre gonna end up using the combat rifle
gonna try to grab one once everything wipes actually be able to buy them when people arent crazy high on prices
and every enemy uses pipe weapons and you can find pipe weapons in safes that havent been opened since before the war which makes perfect sense
I mean I don't see why anyways, only reason to buy blue is if you're rolling with cash
i got blue for 9 when they did the birthday gift lol
i go labs often only at 25m id run blue if i had it its almost never hit
what even is the blue room i dont play labs
Outside of room is better lmao, maybe Blue would be worth if the green card spawn was within blue
ive seen 2 ledx in blue but unable to get them lol
dome has been my most ledx on labs
blue is such a bad room for the price still lol
i have blue. not worth. I got mine for a RR barter trade so only cost me 1.3m for the stuff. Ive found 2 ledx's in there lol
its defo not worth 20m+ its maybe 8-12m
Matching 6mins bruh
ive gotten 0 ledx in blue
one green from outside it
lmao
the green spawn should be inside blue like on the desk in the middle
Yeah something is wrong. I just backed out of an 8 minute matching ... and now I force closed the game and it still says 'leaving game'
back on profile
Always close the game and the LAUNCHER when you've this issue
Yep
cyberspunk
the animations are so shit lol
^
that fucking scene where jackie is eating chinese food and instead of the chopsticks moving they fucking duplicate and a floating piece of sushi goes in his mouth lmao
lol
Not even kidding got this off killing 2 hackers with grenades
Am i allowes to keep it?
probably
not sure
He noclipped thru the door and i opened and threw the nade and i heard thrm both drop
When i saw that i nearly shit myself
probably can keep you earned it tbh
I just dont wanna be banned for receiving either duped or hacker farmed loot
yep
if you wanna be safe
delete it
but i would @ a mod and ask them
Have you seen this one yet?
nope lol
why did they even release lol this game needs another year
this game has already been delayed too many times now
and its still not looking good smh
lol
Looks like graphics from ps2
lmao
the game worth the 7 year wait?
it legit looks like a 360 game
good enough lel xD
WTB red keycard pls PM me
do yall play with post fx on?
yea
i havent touched that
ay i just ran a skav raid onr reserve and my game c5rashed while i was on exfil and it put me into main menu how do i get my loot from it
breh i found 3 bitcoin that raid
Ill unmute
@muted marten unmuuuuuute me
Type in @SometimesSquishy #6129
But no space in-between name and number
It doesn't even let me see general
Lol
does having 16gb vs 32 gb of ram matter for fps?
Depends on your rig, you should be fine with 16gbs however
damn if only i loaded my serious bullets first i could have killed these two dudes :l

WTB red keycard pls PM me
I don't think you'd have luck finding someone with a red keycard here @hoary path
Try flea market, faster that way @hoary path
i think hes tryna rmt
Hey im wondering if its posible to get inside room 3 on factory, the one with the red feinfored door
In offline hoard scav war scavs will open it
i killed killa with a TOZ
What?
How much have you played?
Nvm
Cause you need a factory key for 2 of the exits
Im not talking exits
if you're not talking about the two doors opened by Factory Key for extracting, then yes, there IS a door that can only be opened by scavs
^
No, upstairs, where there is the room with a safe, there is room nr3 that cant be opened nor breached
You open that with a factory key
There's office breach room then one you open with factory key
Damn i must be stupid.. i got a factory key but i cant seem to open it
That's strange
Btw whats the best map to play?
Shoreline for money
Stash run
And customs for quests
I don't do these
Just my suggestions for people
I mainly play factory
And a tiny bit of the shopping mall map if i wanna do some sniping lol
Are you new?
Yup
Ok
N#1
DON'T PLAY FACTORY
Lol
Not much loot
And most people will insta kill you
Playing on a Friends acount, so far made like 14mil in a week and only doing factory :p
Interchange is very good for money
very nice
I mean thats after selling all the crap i get, i sell every thing and buy as much weapons boxes etc as i can to fit all the damn loot
I only keep atachments/mods amd the best guns, rest i sell, idk if thats a good strat tho
Tbh i use anny ammo, runing only 762ak rifles and i dont even use the more pricey guns
Btw what is a stash run?
There is hidden stashes scattered around the maps. Stash running is what you do when you run around looting them
Most players do them when they are low on money
I say do them on shoreline because there's the most there village has lots of loot aswell and it is fairly safe cause everyone at resort
i need some helpwth findin extracts lmao i havent found one.... im trash
^
What is the most high risk high cash thing i can do?
labs
does it show where i am by chance lol?
no
But you can look at landmarks and stuff
Always do scav runs on a map you trying to learn
If you new do scav runs whenever they up to learn maps and get gear
@upper nest labs or i guess farming killa idk
yeh i lesrned that by dying 7 times n having nothing lolol
You won't progress on your main pmc through a scav though
yeah i figured all that out this map deff gonna help. was trying to find someone to duo with
You'll have the best luck in #pvp-lfg
nvm you already posted
Don't worry it takes time to learn the maps
It only gets easiest from now on
@prime yacht using strong ammo is crazy you barely have to work for your kills xD
yes
Good ammo is very good
7.62 x51 is soooo good rn
its crazy
low recoil full auto 2 hit anything
uhh whats so good about killing killa?
o well i will still do 50/50
one of the strongest armours in the game
not if i shred his armour...
@upper nest labs cards 300k armor 300k in ammo 150k helmet and like maybe 100k in nades
he has lots of chances to drop any labs card in the game from acces to red often has lots of high quality 5.45 ammo a 300k armor and a 100k helmet
you can easily get 1 mil from a kill
its insane
yep
okay so what about labs? been once but it seemed pretty empty :/ and also getting the elevator to work to extract is pretty hard
i was using a 90 recoil AKMSN amazing
very pog
i got a shooter born in heaven kill with a stock AKMS
still have the gun
lol
Pog
im running a moded vepr and im pretty happy, i hate full auto unless its like laser straight no recoil full auto lol
i bopped his TC2002 from 130ish
@upper nest raiders high value items like ledxs btc streamer items geared af players fuel fuelc dfuel meds and stims
i like having a variety i just keep switching guns and stats, very exiciting and fun imo
i killed one while wearing a kolpak
hmm yeah i was more avoiding enemies in labs.. just been shooting em and runing to find loot and not going to loot bodies so i wont die as fast lol
i always seem to die if i loot bodies if i dont kill almost every one first :p
there is always another one 🙂
bro i triggered some dude onr eddit so bad
You always have to clear before you loot
what your on reddit?
wyd
theres always someone yelling stop making new guns
no shit theres big problems with this game and you want them to add guns?
fr i saw the twitter post for the 1911 mods and the comments were just people being mad
i told someone that clearly missed a lot on a dude with a makarov that he simply missed and he told me to eat a dick fuck off and say the community is so toxic
bro
new 1911 so drippy
mhm
@celest kiln ppsh 👀
@upper nest take off mags and pgrips to have more space
Bad Daddy Gun
the vectory will be so nice
im excited to see it
i cant wait till 1200 rpm 127 flesh damage for only 400 rubles
fr 1200 rpm rip rounds
yeah been finding ppsh guns a lot on scavs, keeping one in my stash tho since it might be fun... one day if i try it
yessir
yep
@upper nest How much i like the ppsh
nah the vector is supposed to have good recoil irl
no recoil irl lol
they need to add some recoil for balance. but try to make it as authentic as possible
realistically bunnyhops away
pog
tarkov needs movement inertia
and a mod rebalence
the BIS for recoil should remove ergo
balance does not matter as much as how realistic it is, the only thing they should do to balance shit is up the price rly
if it needs to be realistic why are we doing field surgery on ourselves, why do we have stims that can heal us
yeah the vector is gonna be a meta g18c so they might have to add a bunch of recoil
why?
this game isnt realistic as hard as they try and unless they turn the game upside down it never will be
no reason for them to
idk bsg does that shit
tbh most injuries in tarkov are lame
like 1911 is dog shit but isnt it a very reliable good gun irl?
i saw some dude saying if you have a blaced leg you should need to hop on one foot for the rest of the raid
like no
1911 two world wars hell ye
this is a immersive game
Not sure what else they should add
but not milsim lol
you should kill yourself in raid if you got shot once, realisitic
radiation
And in irl
this is all about immersion they are making a battle sim not mil sim
Tarkov is as realistic as playable
yeah it does tho
most injuries from war irl you can survive well over 30 minutes without medical care or just a bandage to stop the bleeding
fucking a-d strafing is cancer
adadadaddada
Balancing, otherwise meds would be useless with raids being 50 minutes at most
no
he'll randomly stop and say
SHOULD I BE ADADADADADADADADDADDADA spamming more?
tarkovs movement is to fast for the servers
You'll make the mods cry and they'll ban / mute you
i watched him play bannerlord once and he almost cried because he couldnt get how youre supposed to play
if it was slower then the servers would be better
lol
and honestly the a-d strafing wouldnt be that bad if the desync wouldnt be so horrible
that doesnt make sense bro
pre pain sucks
your telling me that we can morphine 15 times and have no draw backs 😮
i dont remember getting addicted to ibuprofen irl lmao
and they nerfed the painkillers to shit now anyways what do you want them do to remove it entirely?
desync is horid... i once did a singleplayer run and a i shot a scav dead in one shot, 2 second later i die by that scav due to shotgun to my face even tho i had a beefy helmet on loll
so you have to prone to your extract
i think some people can get addicted its possible
wtf
yeah sorry that karen chugs ibuprofen with her wine too many times
HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO CHANGE THE PAINKILLERS IN GAME BRO
wait
what the fuck is that
are you telling me i can get high of ibuprofen and booze?
Pepega Clap all the way
to prevent pre medding all the time
man this game is so realistic lemme pop some vaseline and my arm is ok now
dude im all for removing pre med if they make your pmc able to atleast walk when getting shot
but no fuck that just remove pre med and dont change anything
hrmm interesting proposal
yeah it does
not interesting proposal
removal of prepain movement inertia and slower movement will be nice
because bsg doesnt know how to balance shit
slower movement means the server is being sent less data
so the servers have less stress
no that doesnt mean that at all
I think in a BSG stream Nikita mentioned if you pop pills or inject morphine too much that your character would get addicted
tarkov isnt supposed to be balanced?
if the server cannot handle the movement of like 10 pmcs then just throw the game away
yeah kind of the point
ye so like a diminishing effect if i am not mistaken
pretty sure yeah
the game isnt very balanced because thats how its supposed to be
im saying pre pain is fucking stupid as is weapon attatchments
and movementis to fast
thats not "balancing"
well they are going to be doing some reworks so i will be interested seeing what happens
Yes it fucking is
thats stuff that is wrong with the game
That literally is balancing the game
Pepega Clap
Whatever arguing with you is like talking to brick wall
The feeling is mutual we are not calm enough to have a discussion lol
lol
pog?
@prime yacht that did not go well, I think I should not have posted the link
True my link was pointless and just aggrevated
i think he overreacte
d
cause some people enjoy tarkov rn
it ok but not great
it needs slower movement mod rebalancing weapon dura etc
addiction
Addiction can be argued and changed, but I feel more strongly for weapon changes
We doing have enough to talk about or compromises for addiction
Med system will get an overhaul down the road (maybe) so it could come during then
Also I think balance is the wrong word viability is better if we went for nothing but balance everything would be the same
I did not post it so many times
The J
@ashen folio mods 
WTF
