#eft-chat-2

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blazing inlet
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yeah the regulars are on rn

ashen folio
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y

prime yacht
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B*sed

ashen folio
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Oh we got no pepe bot

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Not champ

muted marten
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Im going now have fun and shit

violet wave
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my stash is almost empty again uhkilla

ashen folio
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yeah coffee is dog shit

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tea gang wya

prime yacht
muted marten
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gonna go meet dabab

prime yacht
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Americans I know are cool

ashen folio
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Found out what the raiders use to make them invincible and have aimbot

stable frost
blazing inlet
ashen folio
blazing inlet
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imma be honest

ashen folio
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and it makes you shit

prime yacht
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Americans I don't know are unb*sed

muted marten
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bryan man up

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coffee is good

blazing inlet
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tea actually not too bad

muted marten
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and so is tea

ashen folio
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This is the only explanation

ashen folio
blazing inlet
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cofee on the other hand

muted marten
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but coffee is for MEN

blazing inlet
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coffee is dogshit

prime yacht
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Only coffee I will drink is unsweetened and increasered

muted marten
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tea is for boys

blazing inlet
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tea is for men

ashen folio
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@ashen folio ye, the flat ones are hard af. Need nails or good grip. You have to turn it if you don’t have nails

blazing inlet
prime yacht
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If you put sugar and milk in it it goes cringe

ashen folio
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People think it’s a cap, but it’s easier if you treat it like a screw

muted marten
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yeah I am femboy not boy

ashen folio
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coffee is literally grinding burnt beans and pouring water over it

autumn nova
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Is it just me or are the servers being bummy ?

prime yacht
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If you put milk in tea you beyond help

blazing inlet
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Milk in tea 🤢

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eww

stable frost
ashen folio
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bro wdym

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milk in tea is great

prime yacht
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No

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It's gross

blazing inlet
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you don't put milk in tea

prime yacht
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Nasty even

ashen folio
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@autumn nova servers always ass but especially bad right now. People dying to 2s desync

blazing inlet
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that fucks up the entirety of the tea

violet wave
# blazing inlet stop being bad

i mean, i go with my friend on reserve and taking one of my best items, i dunno the map, and he says that he knows it, and then when we loaded he said "i dont know this map help"

prime yacht
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Milk doesn't belong in any drink

violet wave
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he trolled me hard

autumn nova
ashen folio
blazing inlet
ashen folio
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Milk tea though

prime yacht
violet wave
ashen folio
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Boba tea needs that yummy milk

blazing inlet
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green tea is relaxing

ashen folio
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And thai tea

ashen folio
blazing inlet
prime yacht
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I enjoy black tea

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With milk is nasty

ashen folio
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Black tea without milk is fine

violet wave
ashen folio
blazing inlet
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Milk on it's own tho

ashen folio
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Just needs a lot of sugar

blazing inlet
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Milk is chad

violet wave
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im gonna teach it rn
@blazing inlet

stable frost
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I should really commission someone for a custom pfp

prime yacht
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Milk is gross

blazing inlet
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Don't put milk with anything else

ashen folio
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ok

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milk tea is good tho

prime yacht
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Milk belongs in

ashen folio
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Milk actually bad though

blazing inlet
ashen folio
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do you guys also not like milk tea

prime yacht
blazing inlet
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Shut up gnome

prime yacht
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I'M UNDER 100 AND 15

ashen folio
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The more you drink milk, the weaker your ability to break down lactase

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yes

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And also you get more acid reflux

stable frost
ashen folio
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Milk is for children

blazing inlet
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:/

prime yacht
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Acid reflux is fucking aids

ashen folio
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milk is bad

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Supposed to wean off of milk as you get older

blazing inlet
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milk is for chads

ashen folio
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almond milk gang wya

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But that doesn’t make it any less delicious

prime yacht
ashen folio
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Fucking addicting milk

blazing inlet
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you're not a calcium enjoyer

frozen sedge
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Who ever said vpo is good budget sniper i love you lol

blazing inlet
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You guys don't like calcium

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you don't deserve it

muted marten
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I drink cartons of milk at a time

ashen folio
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You’re like 15 though

muted marten
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just gaming wit a bottle of milk

ashen folio
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You’re fine

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bro get that fucking calcium out my milk dont want it

blazing inlet
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I'm removing the calcium in your bones now

stable frost
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I haven't had milk in like a month

ashen folio
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When you get older, milk fucks you

blazing inlet
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give me

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your bones

ashen folio
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“Haha good morning, bitch, time to diarrhea”

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That’s milk

muted marten
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weird

blazing inlet
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nah your body isn't chad enough to take milk

muted marten
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straight shidding

ashen folio
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#cancelcalcium

prime yacht
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British is a femboy pp juice drinker

muted marten
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nah

ashen folio
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If you like milk, pray your body doesn’t get weaker against lactase

prime yacht
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It's not actually milk

muted marten
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lactose

blazing inlet
prime yacht
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It's coom

ashen folio
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The more you drink milk, the more lactose intolerant you become

blazing inlet
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what

muted marten
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squishy how long to kappa

ashen folio
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Lactase is the enzyme

prime yacht
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Lol

muted marten
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cause after kappa we getting large

muted marten
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such a squishy momeny

blazing inlet
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Im not lactose intolerant

prime yacht
frozen sedge
muted marten
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allergic to milk

dusty stag
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Idk. I drink a lot of milk and I’m not lactose intolerant

prime yacht
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I can have it but not much

blazing inlet
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you guys wanna go kill gluhar now?

ashen folio
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@blazing inlet how old are you tho

blazing inlet
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squishy cant kill gluhar nvm

prime yacht
muted marten
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USEC is 12

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actually 13

ashen folio
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bro imagine being lactose intolerant instead of allergic to milk fucking cringe

blazing inlet
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Im not 12

muted marten
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you are

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you told me

blazing inlet
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13

prime yacht
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@frozen sedge level 62 damn

ashen folio
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Yeah you’re too young

frozen sedge
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Some guy shot me with the ak i flick around and tap him with that fkn vpo holy shit

ashen folio
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Keep drinking milk and you’ll see

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In like 7 years

frozen sedge
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I think i might have got reported lmao

prime yacht
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lol

ashen folio
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Your body will be like “I wanna shit after milk”

dusty stag
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I’m 23 and still not lactose intolerant. So idk man

prime yacht
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BRITISH WILL YOU HELP ME FINISH GUIDE

blazing inlet
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But milk is meant to be good

muted marten
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@prime yacht Ok

ashen folio
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Milk is good for kids

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Not for adults

prime yacht
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I ONLY HAVE INTER AND SNORELINE

ashen folio
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Look it up

muted marten
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am bored anyway

blazing inlet
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British people couldn't guide themselves

prime yacht
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I'm bringing slick and gpnvg

ashen folio
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yo what does cheese taste like

muted marten
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cheese

prime yacht
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I can't play lol

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Not till Friday

muted marten
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@prime yacht friday

ashen folio
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cheese sounds pretty gross tbh

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Gotta get down on Friday

prime yacht
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B*sed

ashen folio
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Cheese is delicious

muted marten
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and then next wednesday shit gets greasy cause holidays

prime yacht
ashen folio
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Shits addicting

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You eat one slice

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Now you gotta eat them all

prime yacht
muted marten
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Raw cheese tastes like ass

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get fucked

prime yacht
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Fucking americans

muted marten
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we get 16th to 4th of Jan

prime yacht
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Stupid fucking americans

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that's like a week more then me

stable frost
ashen folio
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Went to private school, got like 4 extra months of summer vacation

frozen sedge
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he had bs ammo 60 rounder and 50 recoil and didint kill me... bruh

ashen folio
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

blazing inlet
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cheese tho

muted marten
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I go to ghetto public school

stable frost
prime yacht
muted marten
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wrong person

prime yacht
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There's only 1 school on my area lol

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Maine moment

prime yacht
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Pizza is based

ashen folio
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pizza is pretty good

muted marten
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fucking chips

blazing inlet
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italian food is based

prime yacht
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Delicious even

ashen folio
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pasta is pretty good

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Pizza got ruined

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italian is pretty good

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After trying out the creamy garlic parmesan sauce

blazing inlet
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Italian food is for higher individuals

ashen folio
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Can’t stand normal pizza

blazing inlet
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like bor

prime yacht
blazing inlet
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bro

ashen folio
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Hate marinara sauce

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Fuck tomato’s

blazing inlet
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Have you fucking had garlic bread

ashen folio
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FUCK TOMATOES

prime yacht
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You aren't a crisp sayer

muted marten
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nah nah you thinking bout crisps

blazing inlet
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Garlic bread is the stuff

muted marten
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I mean chips

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the potato fat ones

prime yacht
muted marten
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they thick

ashen folio
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tomatoes are like the best fruit tho

muted marten
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and hot

blazing inlet
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Im addicted to garlic bread

ashen folio
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Fuck to

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May

prime yacht
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IT IS CHIPS

ashen folio
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Toes

muted marten
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it is crisps

prime yacht
muted marten
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crisps

prime yacht
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I love garlic bread

ashen folio
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And pickles too. Fuck you, pickles

frozen sedge
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BS or BT?

ashen folio
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BS

blazing inlet
prime yacht
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BS

blazing inlet
muted marten
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No

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it is crisps

ashen folio
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What are crisps

muted marten
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chips is the warm ones

ashen folio
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Chips?

prime yacht
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Shuit up

blazing inlet
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Only british people call it crisps

muted marten
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shuit up

prime yacht
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It is chips

ashen folio
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What’s a crisp

blazing inlet
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It's not fucking crisps

ashen folio
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d

prime yacht
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Stop being a ret*rd

blazing inlet
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crisps are the ones in the fucking plastic bags

muted marten
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Maine

prime yacht
ashen folio
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Those are chips

ashen folio
muted marten
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gucci maine

prime yacht
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CLOSE TO BAR HARBOR AND BANGOR

stable frost
# muted marten No

Remember how I always got into arguments with a British dude about words

ashen folio
stable frost
prime yacht
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I lived in cali for a few years

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It was pretty based

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Good food

muted marten
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actually I saw you in the comments of a youtube video once lmao

ashen folio
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What’s that one Pepega European country that wants to outlaw selling live lobster

muted marten
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a tarkov one

ashen folio
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Now all of you gonna die to lobster poison

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california does have good food tho

stable frost
muted marten
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Imma move to philly or join the army

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too easy

blazing inlet
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I've had lobster like once

blazing inlet
ashen folio
blazing inlet
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red lobter

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poggers

muted marten
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me when lober

ashen folio
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lob

blazing inlet
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lobter*

ashen folio
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Science: lobsters create a toxin after they die, so you have to cook them alive
Europeans: ANIMAL RIGHTS ANIMAL RIGHTS
Also Europeans: I’m sick from the lobster and I’m dying

stable frost
muted marten
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No

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to warm

safe sedge
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I like lobster

ashen folio
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Move to Texas regardless

blazing inlet
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texas bad

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too hot

ashen folio
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$700 a month

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To live here

muted marten
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actually houston and shit

safe sedge
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U live in Washington

ashen folio
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All bills and shit

safe sedge
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I*

muted marten
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that could be based

ashen folio
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yeah if you eat dead lobster 🤮

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Texas cheap as fuck

blazing inlet
ashen folio
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Ye

celest kiln
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I like lobster as well, the days when it was considers poor and prisoner food 😛

ashen folio
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Cheap

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As

blazing inlet
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Who tf eats dead lobster

ashen folio
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Fuuuuuck

muted marten
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Imma stay here or move east coast

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Britain do be kinda ass tho

ashen folio
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Also Texas has the most hardcore sugar daddies

ashen folio
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They grew up on this chivalry code or whatever so they always lay down the big bucks when taking care of you

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Good money for you, femboy Kanye

blazing inlet
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texans are simps

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confirmed

muted marten
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of course

ashen folio
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texas is cool but uh they simps and its too hot

muted marten
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I will move to maine and beet the shit out of squishy

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3 times a day

ashen folio
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$400 for a dinner date. Just chatting and eating at a fancy restaurant

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Spend that $400 on new monitor

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nice

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Poggers

blazing inlet
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niceu

ashen folio
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Texas actually isn’t “too hot”

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It’s just fucking every temperature

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Monday, 53 degrees outside

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Friday, 89 degrees outside

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california is like 120 every summer now so maybe texas is the move

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“Can you make up your mind”

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Old Texan saying

muted marten
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I will move to Br*zil

ashen folio
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“If you don’t like the weather in Texas, wait 5 minutes. It’ll change”

blazing inlet
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brazil moment

muted marten
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I will reside in Brazil

safe sedge
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I’m moving to Iraq

muted marten
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do it

frozen sedge
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I live in afghanistan

blazing inlet
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You gonna get robbed the second you enter brazil @muted marten

ashen folio
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i want to move to canada

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Wake up freezing cold, take jacket outside, now it’s too hot and you’re sweating. Should’ve worn a t shirt

tough nebula
ashen folio
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canada is sick

muted marten
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me when kanye

safe sedge
ashen folio
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@tough nebula mmmm toasty

safe sedge
late steppe
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I am Canadian

blazing inlet
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THERES 2 Knayes??!11?!?!1

muted marten
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not bad

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yeah every mf has that kanye pic

safe sedge
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I’m lvl5

late steppe
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There is alot of snow now

ashen folio
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@safe sedge press PrT SCR

muted marten
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literally every person globally

safe sedge
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@ashen folio and hats that

blazing inlet
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that kanye pic isn't based

ashen folio
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Takes a screenshot

safe sedge
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I don’t have print screen

muted marten
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that was my old one

ashen folio
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You do

safe sedge
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60% keyboard

ashen folio
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Err

safe sedge
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No I don’t

muted marten
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but I decided to throw shit up a bit

tough nebula
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bruh that dudes ak was worth 500+k

ashen folio
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Should still have it

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Pretty sure there’s a fancy keystroke for 60%

tough nebula
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he tked his friend in crackhouse hallway and i fucked them both in the ass

blazing inlet
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windows+shift+s

muted marten
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and waste my time making pictures of ye with santa hats

ashen folio
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At least, ANNEPRO did

frozen sedge
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I have a 100% logitech office keyboard from 2010

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still a gamer

blazing inlet
ashen folio
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“I have a made out of 100% fuck keyboard”

safe sedge
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Yeha prolly FN+A+2+f= PrInT ScReEn @ashen folio

ashen folio
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Ew

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That’s too many buttons

safe sedge
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I know

tough nebula
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i dont have them very leveled lol

safe sedge
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That’s why I use lightsvit

tough nebula
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i am trying

ashen folio
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Ye that’s good

tough nebula
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but on flea it 450k+ or somin

ashen folio
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@safe sedge windows shift s does snip do that

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LS, Gyazo, Puush, etc

tough nebula
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i know it was above 350k

frozen sedge
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I seen a video of americans making tea and its honestly cringe

ashen folio
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@safe sedge why do u post 2 guns thats like 200k lol

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@ashen folio probably missing those keys as well

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LOL

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They’re low level pretty sure

safe sedge
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@ashen folio 200k is a lot for me

ashen folio
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That’s what they said

tough nebula
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me?

safe sedge
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I’m kvl5

ashen folio
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oh

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oh ok

tough nebula
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im like level 22

safe sedge
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I still run labs on the daily doe

muted marten
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how

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how

tough nebula
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how wtf

ashen folio
blazing inlet
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Level 5 running labs

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tf

muted marten
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Bingus

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I hate that mf

ashen folio
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Nothing wrong with going broke

late steppe
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Funny cat

blazing inlet
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Bingus

muted marten
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ballsack cat

tough nebula
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BINGUSSSSS

ashen folio
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i love bingus

blazing inlet
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Bingus isn't based

tough nebula
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bingus is bae

ashen folio
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Also Labs is dead right now

ashen folio
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bro i hate ballsack cats

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3 raids only one PMC

safe sedge
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@blazing inlet you see my mates buy carded I pay them back and we run mpx and I fuck kids

blazing inlet
tough nebula
ashen folio
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BINGUS IS THE ONLY ONE

blazing inlet
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shut, you level 5

ashen folio
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“I fuck kids” yikes

blazing inlet
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oof

safe sedge
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I come from fortnite

blazing inlet
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watch the phrasing

safe sedge
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You don’t wanna see me in labs

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It gets messy

ashen folio
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let me show you how to scratch it

blazing inlet
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Comrade dog in labs tho

tough nebula
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messy with ur blood lol

ashen folio
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Labs doesn’t have any juicers anymore

late steppe
ashen folio
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It’s so boring

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LMAO

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WTF

muted marten
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LMAO

blazing inlet
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based

ashen folio
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DA DONKEY ON DA ROAD GOIN 50

blazing inlet
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LMAo

safe sedge
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Crank 90 on all the kids

blazing inlet
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Bruh he breakin the rules of speed

safe sedge
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Anyone play dayz?

ashen folio
tough nebula
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bro brings in pso with a tt

ashen folio
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fuck kids?

late steppe
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Half Life 3

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PogU

safe sedge
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I live kids

muted marten
safe sedge
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Pog champ

ashen folio
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half life 3 intro

safe sedge
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@ashen folio I’m not even a adult lmao

muted marten
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oh no

late steppe
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Thank you so much for this video

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It's so good

tough nebula
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TiME d.R Freeman

muted marten
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Freeman

tough nebula
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crowbar go brrrrrr

muted marten
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joke?

tough nebula
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joke?

ashen folio
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this video still good

safe sedge
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Cheever

muted marten
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bryan has lost his fucking marbles

ashen folio
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marbles?

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like

ashen folio
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yo mamma?

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i lost my marbles guys

safe sedge
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^^tarkov food

ashen folio
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you seen them

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Maahbols

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Maahbools

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Havin a bickie, mate?

indigo yarrow
safe sedge
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This game bad

ashen folio
safe sedge
late steppe
ashen folio
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No bickies

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@indigo yarrow no that’s just you being a statue and standing still

prime yacht
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^

ashen folio
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Mosin easy to beat

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GO ZOOOOOM

prime yacht
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its very hard to die to a mosin

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just bhop everywhere

ashen folio
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Elite strength is kinda scary not gonna lie

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Keep on overshooting the jumps

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Cause you jump so high now

prime yacht
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lol

ashen folio
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It’s like you have moon shoes

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Or you’re in a bounce house

muted marten
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goodbye

ashen folio
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vye

prime yacht
ashen folio
muted marten
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the clips are actually so bad

ashen folio
#

yeah

late steppe
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My immersion

celest kiln
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Immersion killed ;-;

soft pier
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noo not my immersion in the loading screens crybear

celest kiln
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bad game its official

soft pier
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completely unplayable, uninstalling immediately

prime yacht
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tarkov suck

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unplayable

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how does shroud have 95k viewers

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lol

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i wonder how buggy cyberpunk is

frozen sedge
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Is it a bit like mafia 3

normal wyvern
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Nahbits better than that

frozen sedge
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I just done bunker pt.1 in 2.30 mns

ashen folio
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looks like a fucking crysis game lmao

frozen sedge
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18 k for 1 dogtag sick

normal wyvern
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More like deus ex

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I hate the trend of voice acting on protagonists fuck that shit

ashen folio
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^

soft pier
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this post was made by ace combat series when most wars are won because of some mute asshole in a plane

ashen folio
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damn cyberpunk is just a shitty looter shooter

muted marten
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@tidal jacinth show cyberpunk

soft pier
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truly exciting

prime yacht
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that game unironically looks really bad

tidal jacinth
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thats alpha testing footage

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lmao

prime yacht
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like

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not fun

tidal jacinth
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that vid got leaked a month ago

soft pier
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ithink its probably been a little bit overhyped tbh

ashen folio
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just looks like destiny but singleplayer

soft pier
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game might not be terrible, but people are expecting a lot

prime yacht
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it deffinetly is overhyped

muted marten
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it looks bad

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.

late steppe
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I hate how the character walks in first person

prime yacht
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game is just overrated

soft pier
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they have their hands so goddamn close to their face

muted marten
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*overhyped

prime yacht
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just give us another good one like skyrim

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give skyrim 2 please

muted marten
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its like someone promising a shit and they just fart

prime yacht
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lol

muted marten
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might not be a bad game but not gonna be what they promised

ashen folio
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new elder scrolls game would be amazing

muted marten
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^^^

prime yacht
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yes

muted marten
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Skyrim gang

prime yacht
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they announced one like

muted marten
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had it on every console

prime yacht
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3 years ago or something

muted marten
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got it on fucking switch

prime yacht
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lol

ashen folio
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skyrim was one of the first games i ever played lol

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elder scrolls 6 when? bethesda pls

prime yacht
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yes

ashen folio
#

if they make es6 it better not be like fallout 4

#

fall out 4 was awful

#

hated that game

tidal jacinth
#

u mean fallout 76?

ashen folio
#

that too forgot bout that one

late steppe
#

76 was a mess

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It was so bad that hackers could spawn in assets from fallout 4

ashen folio
#

they did make scrolls online its basically fallout 76

potent sun
#

fallout 4 was awful too

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76 shouldnt have even been a thing

topaz ocean
#

anyone wanna sell a blue labs card for like 15m lmao

stable frost
potent sun
#

i hate it

languid heath
#

I swear I am perpetually on the wrong curve of the tarkov economy lol

celest kiln
#

lol

stable frost
languid heath
#

whenever i'm trying to buy something, that shit is at it's highest, when i try to sell things, it's at it's lowest lol

ashen folio
#

i dont like it because its so much different from nv and fallout 3

potent sun
#

the story sucks, the quests suck, characters are boring, radiant quests, and the game flips a giant middle finger to every game before it in the series

ashen folio
#

^

potent sun
#

the dialogue system is atrocious

topaz ocean
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@stable frost thats why i only wanna spend 15m not 25 lol

stable frost
stable frost
potent sun
#

the main story was awful

topaz ocean
potent sun
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the only thing decent was the gunplay and even still that kinda sucks considering theres only like 3 viable weapons

ashen folio
#

yep

potent sun
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if you dont focus specifically on a gun around your build youre gonna end up using the combat rifle

topaz ocean
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gonna try to grab one once everything wipes actually be able to buy them when people arent crazy high on prices

potent sun
#

and every enemy uses pipe weapons and you can find pipe weapons in safes that havent been opened since before the war which makes perfect sense

stable frost
prime yacht
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i got blue for 9 when they did the birthday gift lol

topaz ocean
#

i go labs often only at 25m id run blue if i had it its almost never hit

prime yacht
#

it still hasnt payed itself back

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0 ledx

potent sun
#

what even is the blue room i dont play labs

stable frost
#

Outside of room is better lmao, maybe Blue would be worth if the green card spawn was within blue

topaz ocean
#

ive seen 2 ledx in blue but unable to get them lol

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dome has been my most ledx on labs

ashen folio
#

blue is such a bad room for the price still lol

rotund rampart
#

i have blue. not worth. I got mine for a RR barter trade so only cost me 1.3m for the stuff. Ive found 2 ledx's in there lol

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its defo not worth 20m+ its maybe 8-12m

frozen sedge
#

Matching 6mins bruh

prime yacht
#

ive gotten 0 ledx in blue

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one green from outside it

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lmao

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the green spawn should be inside blue like on the desk in the middle

rigid badger
#

Yeah something is wrong. I just backed out of an 8 minute matching ... and now I force closed the game and it still says 'leaving game'

frozen sedge
#

Wlel im gonna go off

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goodbye

rigid badger
#

back on profile

glacial nexus
rigid badger
#

Yep

tidal jacinth
#

cyberspunk

ashen folio
#

the animations are so shit lol

late steppe
#

^

ashen folio
#

that fucking scene where jackie is eating chinese food and instead of the chopsticks moving they fucking duplicate and a floating piece of sushi goes in his mouth lmao

prime yacht
#

lol

ashen folio
#

Not even kidding got this off killing 2 hackers with grenades

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Am i allowes to keep it?

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probably

shell vault
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not sure

ashen folio
#

He noclipped thru the door and i opened and threw the nade and i heard thrm both drop

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When i saw that i nearly shit myself

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probably can keep you earned it tbh

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I just dont wanna be banned for receiving either duped or hacker farmed loot

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yep

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if you wanna be safe

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delete it

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but i would @ a mod and ask them

ashen folio
#

nope lol

late steppe
#

I bursted out in laughter when I first saw this

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its so baaad

ashen folio
#

why did they even release lol this game needs another year

late steppe
#

this game has already been delayed too many times now

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and its still not looking good smh

celest kiln
#

lol

ashen folio
#

Looks like graphics from ps2

prime yacht
#

the game worth the 7 year wait?

#

it legit looks like a 360 game

celest kiln
hoary path
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WTB red keycard pls PM me

prime yacht
#

go away

sterile acorn
#

do yall play with post fx on?

velvet torrent
#

yea

ashen folio
#

no

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that shit is to confusing for my smooth brain

prime yacht
#

i havent touched that

solemn hatch
#

ay i just ran a skav raid onr reserve and my game c5rashed while i was on exfil and it put me into main menu how do i get my loot from it

prime yacht
#

you cant sadbear

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i think if you do another scav your dude might have the stuff on him

solemn hatch
#

breh i found 3 bitcoin that raid

muted marten
#

rough

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@prime yacht are you muted in shitters

prime yacht
#

lol

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Yes

muted marten
#

Ill unmute

prime yacht
#

@muted marten unmuuuuuute me

muted marten
#

I cant lmao

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wtf

#

this is so weird

#

you dont appear when I type @

prime yacht
#

Type in @SometimesSquishy #6129

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But no space in-between name and number

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It doesn't even let me see general

#

Lol

sterile acorn
#

does having 16gb vs 32 gb of ram matter for fps?

stable frost
celest kiln
#

damn if only i loaded my serious bullets first i could have killed these two dudes :l

prime yacht
#

sad

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lol

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Someone pinged me in screenshots

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They got autodeleted

celest kiln
prime yacht
#

I probably annoyed pistol running andy

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Lol

hoary path
#

WTB red keycard pls PM me

late steppe
#

no

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never

potent torrent
#

I don't think you'd have luck finding someone with a red keycard here @hoary path

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Try flea market, faster that way @hoary path

prime yacht
#

Probably

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Probably a bot

#

That exact message has been sent a few times now

upper nest
#

Hey im wondering if its posible to get inside room 3 on factory, the one with the red feinfored door

prime yacht
#

In offline hoard scav war scavs will open it

ashen folio
#

i killed killa with a TOZ

prime yacht
#

Gate 2?

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You can open gate 0 and 3

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2 can be opened by scavs its wierd

upper nest
#

What?

prime yacht
#

How much have you played?

upper nest
#

Nvm

prime yacht
#

Cause you need a factory key for 2 of the exits

upper nest
#

Im not talking exits

restive sigil
#

if you're not talking about the two doors opened by Factory Key for extracting, then yes, there IS a door that can only be opened by scavs

prime yacht
#

^

upper nest
#

No, upstairs, where there is the room with a safe, there is room nr3 that cant be opened nor breached

prime yacht
#

You open that with a factory key

#

There's office breach room then one you open with factory key

upper nest
#

Locked room aka nr3

#

What key do i need exactly?

prime yacht
#

Just a factory key

#

I think there's like a filing cabinet in it

upper nest
#

Damn i must be stupid.. i got a factory key but i cant seem to open it

prime yacht
#

That's strange

upper nest
#

Btw whats the best map to play?

prime yacht
#

Shoreline for money

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Stash run

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And customs for quests

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I don't do these

#

Just my suggestions for people

upper nest
#

I mainly play factory

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And a tiny bit of the shopping mall map if i wanna do some sniping lol

prime yacht
#

Are you new?

upper nest
#

Yup

prime yacht
#

Ok

#

N#1

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DON'T PLAY FACTORY

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Lol

#

Not much loot

#

And most people will insta kill you

upper nest
#

Playing on a Friends acount, so far made like 14mil in a week and only doing factory :p

prime yacht
#

Interchange is very good for money

ashen folio
#

lol

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14m

#

very nice

upper nest
#

I mean thats after selling all the crap i get, i sell every thing and buy as much weapons boxes etc as i can to fit all the damn loot

#

I only keep atachments/mods amd the best guns, rest i sell, idk if thats a good strat tho

prime yacht
#

Yes

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Do that

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And keep good ammo aswell

upper nest
#

Tbh i use anny ammo, runing only 762ak rifles and i dont even use the more pricey guns

#

Btw what is a stash run?

prime yacht
#

There is hidden stashes scattered around the maps. Stash running is what you do when you run around looting them

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Most players do them when they are low on money

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I say do them on shoreline because there's the most there village has lots of loot aswell and it is fairly safe cause everyone at resort

dapper heath
#

i need some helpwth findin extracts lmao i havent found one.... im trash

prime yacht
#

Look up map genie for tarkov

#

They have some of the best maps

late steppe
#

^

upper nest
#

What is the most high risk high cash thing i can do?

restive sigil
#

labs

dapper heath
#

does it show where i am by chance lol?

prime yacht
#

no

#

But you can look at landmarks and stuff

#

Always do scav runs on a map you trying to learn

#

If you new do scav runs whenever they up to learn maps and get gear

ashen folio
#

@upper nest labs or i guess farming killa idk

dapper heath
#

yeh i lesrned that by dying 7 times n having nothing lolol

prime yacht
#

You won't progress on your main pmc through a scav though

dapper heath
#

yeah i figured all that out this map deff gonna help. was trying to find someone to duo with

prime yacht
#

nvm you already posted

#

Don't worry it takes time to learn the maps

#

It only gets easiest from now on

celest kiln
#

@prime yacht using strong ammo is crazy you barely have to work for your kills xD

prime yacht
#

yes

#

Good ammo is very good

#

7.62 x51 is soooo good rn

#

its crazy

#

low recoil full auto 2 hit anything

upper nest
#

uhh whats so good about killing killa?

celest kiln
#

o well i will still do 50/50

celest kiln
upper nest
#

not if i shred his armour...

ashen folio
#

@upper nest labs cards 300k armor 300k in ammo 150k helmet and like maybe 100k in nades

prime yacht
#

you can easily get 1 mil from a kill

#

its insane

ashen folio
#

yep

upper nest
#

okay so what about labs? been once but it seemed pretty empty :/ and also getting the elevator to work to extract is pretty hard

celest kiln
prime yacht
#

i got a shooter born in heaven kill with a stock AKMS

#

still have the gun

#

lol

upper nest
#

im running a moded vepr and im pretty happy, i hate full auto unless its like laser straight no recoil full auto lol

prime yacht
#

i bopped his TC2002 from 130ish

ashen folio
#

@upper nest raiders high value items like ledxs btc streamer items geared af players fuel fuelc dfuel meds and stims

prime yacht
#

labs is high risk high reward

#

most meta gamers tend to suck tho

celest kiln
prime yacht
#

i killed one while wearing a kolpak

upper nest
#

hmm yeah i was more avoiding enemies in labs.. just been shooting em and runing to find loot and not going to loot bodies so i wont die as fast lol

#

i always seem to die if i loot bodies if i dont kill almost every one first :p

celest kiln
prime yacht
#

bro i triggered some dude onr eddit so bad

normal wyvern
#

You always have to clear before you loot

celest kiln
#

what your on reddit?

prime yacht
#

sometimes

#

its funny reading how much people get pissed at the devs

ashen folio
prime yacht
#

theres always someone yelling stop making new guns

normal wyvern
#

no shit theres big problems with this game and you want them to add guns?

upper nest
#

my stash

#

after 1 week

ashen folio
#

fr i saw the twitter post for the 1911 mods and the comments were just people being mad

prime yacht
# ashen folio wyd

i told someone that clearly missed a lot on a dude with a makarov that he simply missed and he told me to eat a dick fuck off and say the community is so toxic

#

bro

#

new 1911 so drippy

ashen folio
#

mhm

prime yacht
ashen folio
#

@upper nest take off mags and pgrips to have more space

celest kiln
prime yacht
#

the vectory will be so nice

celest kiln
prime yacht
#

i cant wait till 1200 rpm 127 flesh damage for only 400 rubles

ashen folio
upper nest
#

yeah been finding ppsh guns a lot on scavs, keeping one in my stash tho since it might be fun... one day if i try it

ashen folio
#

yessir

prime yacht
#

and apc ap is like 3 pen less then 7n31 and like 20 more flesh

#

its insane

ashen folio
#

yep

celest kiln
ashen folio
#

hope it will have optimal recoil tho

#

might have jacked recoil

prime yacht
#

whhy?

#

doesnt vector have like

normal wyvern
#

nah the vector is supposed to have good recoil irl

prime yacht
#

no recoil irl lol

celest kiln
#

they need to add some recoil for balance. but try to make it as authentic as possible

prime yacht
#

vector is legit a g18 with a big stock

#

lol

upper nest
#

lol no

#

it needs to be realistic

normal wyvern
#

realistically bunnyhops away

prime yacht
#

pog

#

tarkov needs movement inertia

#

and a mod rebalence

#

the BIS for recoil should remove ergo

upper nest
#

balance does not matter as much as how realistic it is, the only thing they should do to balance shit is up the price rly

celest kiln
#

if it needs to be realistic why are we doing field surgery on ourselves, why do we have stims that can heal us

ashen folio
#

yeah the vector is gonna be a meta g18c so they might have to add a bunch of recoil

prime yacht
#

why?

celest kiln
#

why why why why

#

xD

normal wyvern
#

this game isnt realistic as hard as they try and unless they turn the game upside down it never will be

prime yacht
#

no reason for them to

ashen folio
#

idk bsg does that shit

upper nest
#

tbh most injuries in tarkov are lame

ashen folio
#

like 1911 is dog shit but isnt it a very reliable good gun irl?

prime yacht
#

i saw some dude saying if you have a blaced leg you should need to hop on one foot for the rest of the raid

#

like no

celest kiln
#

1911 two world wars hell ye

prime yacht
#

this is a immersive game

stable frost
prime yacht
#

but not milsim lol

normal wyvern
#

you should kill yourself in raid if you got shot once, realisitic

ashen folio
celest kiln
#

this is all about immersion they are making a battle sim not mil sim

normal wyvern
#

exactly

#

to fully immerse yourself

stable frost
#

Tarkov is as realistic as playable

prime yacht
#

yes

#

and it needs movement inertia

#

lol

normal wyvern
#

yeah it does tho

upper nest
#

most injuries from war irl you can survive well over 30 minutes without medical care or just a bandage to stop the bleeding

normal wyvern
#

fucking a-d strafing is cancer

celest kiln
#

adadadaddada

prime yacht
#

aadadadadadad

#

watching klean is funny

stable frost
normal wyvern
#

no

prime yacht
#

he'll randomly stop and say

#

SHOULD I BE ADADADADADADADADDADDADA spamming more?

#

tarkovs movement is to fast for the servers

stable frost
normal wyvern
#

i watched him play bannerlord once and he almost cried because he couldnt get how youre supposed to play

prime yacht
#

if it was slower then the servers would be better

normal wyvern
#

and honestly the a-d strafing wouldnt be that bad if the desync wouldnt be so horrible

prime yacht
#

desync wouldnt be as bad if movement was slower

#

addiction will make the game better

normal wyvern
#

that doesnt make sense bro

prime yacht
#

pre pain sucks

normal wyvern
#

no it doesnt

#

they dont know how to balance it

celest kiln
#

your telling me that we can morphine 15 times and have no draw backs 😮

normal wyvern
#

i dont remember getting addicted to ibuprofen irl lmao

#

and they nerfed the painkillers to shit now anyways what do you want them do to remove it entirely?

upper nest
#

desync is horid... i once did a singleplayer run and a i shot a scav dead in one shot, 2 second later i die by that scav due to shotgun to my face even tho i had a beefy helmet on loll

normal wyvern
#

so you have to prone to your extract

celest kiln
#

i think some people can get addicted its possible

upper nest
#

wtf

normal wyvern
#

yeah sorry that karen chugs ibuprofen with her wine too many times

#

HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO CHANGE THE PAINKILLERS IN GAME BRO

upper nest
#

wait

normal wyvern
#

what the fuck is that

upper nest
#

are you telling me i can get high of ibuprofen and booze?

normal wyvern
#

Pepega Clap all the way

celest kiln
#

to prevent pre medding all the time

ashen folio
#

man this game is so realistic lemme pop some vaseline and my arm is ok now

normal wyvern
#

dude im all for removing pre med if they make your pmc able to atleast walk when getting shot

#

but no fuck that just remove pre med and dont change anything

celest kiln
#

hrmm interesting proposal

prime yacht
#

yeah it does

normal wyvern
#

not interesting proposal

prime yacht
#

removal of prepain movement inertia and slower movement will be nice

normal wyvern
#

because bsg doesnt know how to balance shit

prime yacht
#

slower movement means the server is being sent less data

#

so the servers have less stress

normal wyvern
#

no that doesnt mean that at all

late steppe
#

I think in a BSG stream Nikita mentioned if you pop pills or inject morphine too much that your character would get addicted

prime yacht
normal wyvern
#

if the server cannot handle the movement of like 10 pmcs then just throw the game away

ashen folio
#

yeah kind of the point

celest kiln
late steppe
#

pretty sure yeah

ashen folio
#

the game isnt very balanced because thats how its supposed to be

normal wyvern
#

@prime yacht then why are you trying to balance it

#

fucking hypocrite

prime yacht
#

im saying pre pain is fucking stupid as is weapon attatchments

#

and movementis to fast

#

thats not "balancing"

celest kiln
normal wyvern
#

Yes it fucking is

prime yacht
#

thats stuff that is wrong with the game

normal wyvern
#

That literally is balancing the game

#

Pepega Clap

#

Whatever arguing with you is like talking to brick wall

celest kiln
#

The feeling is mutual we are not calm enough to have a discussion lol

prime yacht
#

lol

prime yacht
#

pog?

celest kiln
#

@prime yacht that did not go well, I think I should not have posted the link

prime yacht
#

lol

#

you can addicted to basically anything irl

celest kiln
#

True my link was pointless and just aggrevated

prime yacht
#

i think he overreacte

#

d

#

cause some people enjoy tarkov rn

#

it ok but not great

#

it needs slower movement mod rebalancing weapon dura etc

#

addiction

celest kiln
#

Addiction can be argued and changed, but I feel more strongly for weapon changes

prime yacht
#

yes

#

deffinetly

#

meta parts should hurt ergo

#

or recoil meta parts at least

celest kiln
#

We doing have enough to talk about or compromises for addiction

prime yacht
#

it'd be cool to have a use for morphine

#

cause rn its just a ovepriced 1 use pk

celest kiln
#

Med system will get an overhaul down the road (maybe) so it could come during then

prime yacht
#

yeah

#

thatd be cool

#

once i get kappa imma slow down

#

use different guns

ashen folio
#

Wtf

#

Ok

celest kiln
#

Also I think balance is the wrong word viability is better if we went for nothing but balance everything would be the same

ashen folio
#

I did not post it so many times

late steppe
#

The J

celest kiln
#

@ashen folio mods almighty_killa_head

ashen folio
#

WTF